The T.I.M.E. Has Come

[chaucer]

My other personality has... ...taken me over. It is... ...difficult to write this... ...without him... ...controlling it... ...will you please help me... ...?

Chaucer-No! Stay back!

Other Personality-*evil laugh* it is now T.I.M.E.! Perish!

Chaucer-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! :shock:

[chaucer]

For those of you who are wondering, the T.I.M.E. is the Terible Infinite Monsterous Evil........ ............I'm sorry I don-GLLARRGAUGGAJGGOOOTOWAH!... ...As my alter personality just informed you, I am the Terible Infinite Monsterous Evil, but know one knows my real name. I shall filling your inbox with deh spam, for u doo knot no de powr! I am DEH HAXXOR! I... ...HHHEEELLLPPP!!!


Chaucer-I am getting power over you!

T.I.M.E.-Not for long! For I am... *takes off hood*

Chaucer- :shock: :shock:

[death]

no but I will help your other side. If I help you, you will have to JOIN ME IN MY QUEST FOR CHAOS!

[chaucer]

No! Death! How could... ...I am the lord of chaos, not you. If you assist me, you must always work for the chaos! Never against it. Chaos Triumph!

Chaucer-I can't believe that your-

T.I.M.E.- Silence! You must not give away my identity!
*Raises Hammer*

Chaucer-(in a tiny voice) nooo...

T.I.M.E.-Fool...

[death]

hello?! I AM LORD OF THE UNDER WORLD! OBEY ME!
OBEY ME!

[evil eye]

NO!

[death]

YOU SHOULD BE ON MY SIDE EVIL EYE!

[evil eye]

WHY?

i can...*looks around* ooooookay never mind no-one is coming to my rescue*jumps into the Eyemobile*hahahahahaha see ya!

[chaucer]

No! Domination! I won't be silenced!... ...Now that I have silenced you, the mortals of this forum will all be ANNOYED! *takes out spam laser* *fires* The great spam wildfire! You will all perish!... ...NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

T.I.M.E.- the first to go will be death. Assuming he is overlord of my dominoes, he has sealed his fate!

Chaucer-you can't control me everywhere! I have recently started a GM movie....

T.I.M.E.-Oohh! Scary! *sarcasm*

Chaucer-when the time comes, it will be... :twisted:

[varkarrus]

I am sorry

Although you are on the side of evil, I am on the side of Good, A.K.A Cows. I think anyone who is not a vegetarian, and is not a cow, is on the evil side

I am afraid I will help neither Chaucer nor T.I.M.E