Spam Battle!

[Chris Da Lunatic]

We shall participate in a spam battle!

Spam Side
____________

Chris Da Lunatic
Honoria Glossop (DLF)
Evil Eye

Good Side
____________
LadyMage
Hammered
Regeneratorizer
Julianmh102
Coolguy
Wesley
Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush
Spamumu
Puffazoid

RULES:

-Starting

You must pick a side to be on. Spam (insane) VS. Good (Will win due to me not wanting to be chased by a mob after the game). There will be 2 castles. One for the spam side, and one for the good side.

Spam Side: A crumbly ruin that is unstable due to the frequent blows from Hammered's hammer. This ruin, however, has a castle in it. The castle has traps, corridors, and a huge vault of spam.

Neuteral Zone: A cliff that goes on forever and ever perpendicular to the (imaginary) line connecting the two castles. It has a small bridge that can be rebuilt of overhauled.

Good Side: A huge fortress made of steel and 300 feet high. There is a moat around the castle full of aligators. The castle has many rooms and is expansive. It is so stable that there is only one weak point... the underground magical orb that powers the castles many game consles and computers.

- Code of Conduct

People may be captured but not killed. You can fight each other if it is not too violent. (such as gore, blood, or severe impalement) You cannot just explode the castles in one hit or have the good side win instantly. You need to not be mean to people and just have fun! Remember, no trash talking!

- Turns

Each post is a turn. You post your dialogue and your actions in detail. You can play this like the pointless story game. Please do not control people so much as to make them entirely do something else than they were obviously going to do. Use your name instead of "I".

Most of all... HAVE FUN!

-Signing up

Say "I sign up"

Ok... and GO!

In the spam castle, Chris Da Lunatic looks at the good fortress. He then paces back and forth thinking of how to dispose of the good side....

[Ladymage]

can I be on the good side

*her avatar for this game is a anime cat girl with black ears and tail along with black raven wings* (if thats ok?)

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Ok, you can join! Now i have someone to battle!


Chris Da Lunatic spots a cat girl with wings and a tail flying around the good castle. His cannons are not fast enough to hit her. He has to find a way to attack her while she is flying.... hmmmmm...

[Hammered]

... suddenly an enormous red hammer drops inches from Chris's right foot. Fifteen bricks tumble from the nearest wall and barely miss his left foot. Chris jumps back in surprise and falls on his butt. He can hear the sound of Hammered's laughter rising from her stronghold across the way as she shouts, "You can take that for my sign up, Chris!"

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris runs through the door into the nearest corridor... he shuts the iron door to the room Hammered is in then hopes that she goes through the hole she made. Suddenly, he hears a loud banging...

[Julian]

As a repairman knocks on the door. He offers to hammer-proof the castle for free. He also says that he trapped Hammered in the room.

[Ladymage]

*mage swoops in and looks around* hmmm a ha *she starts to dig down and find hammered locked up* need a lift?

[Coolguy]

Coolguy (of the Good Side) got two big scary guns and got in his car and started driving across the Neutral Zone towards Spam Castle.

[Wesley]

Wesley, hearing all the commotion decides to help the good side out. Startled by a guy with two big scary guns who drove right past him in a fast car, he accidently falls into a strangly colored Lake. A shadow energes from the Lake.

[regeneratorizer]

While Hammered is busy with Chris, the only other person who can stop DLF is... Regeneratorizer! Born of spam, he is the only one(Besides hammered) who can conquer the spam! *Signs up*

[Ladymage]

Mage lifts hammered up, holding the hammer with her tail and places the warrior on the ground gently

"now how do we stop spam, cause I am not eating it that is for sure"

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Accepting the repairman's offer, we shook hands. Then, at ease, Chris Da Lunatic checks the spam vault. He steps inside it for a small snack then gets out to his computer (1997 IBM) and posts tons of spam on the forums to make up for the meal. He hears gunfire then steps outside to see someone shooting the castle gas line....

[Coolguy]

Coolguy blew up the gas line using one of his big scary guns, leveling the tower that DLF happened to be in. DLF survived, but was knocked out. Coolguy aimed one of his big scary guns at Chris Da Lunatic.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris Da Lunatic pointed up at the figure of Ladymage and said "Spammer lackee! Get down here and guard me!" He happened to be a good actor and had a serious look on his face. (Ladymage couldnt hear him though) Coolguy looked up at ladymage and started to think...

[Coolguy]

Coolguy quickly looked at the chart that showed who was on the Spam Side, so he knew the truth! Coolguy opened fire, but unfortunately, he had very bad aim, so he couldn't hit Chris. Coolguy got in his car.

[evil eye]

*evil eye signs up* Evil Eye wasnt sure which side to be on so he thought maybe he could be on both. then he realized his lawyers would never allowe it so he jioned the good side.

[chaucer]

Then Chaucer, creator of the anti-spam army, got one of his small, unscary guns and threw it at Chris. Chris laughed, or at least until it blew up half the castle. Chris, who had been knocked down by the explosion, got up. He started to plot about...

[Chris Da Lunatic]

....muffins. He then threw some muffins at the bridge in the neuteral zone so that it exploded.

[Wesley]

Not wanting to be left out, Wesley began to run to the spam castle, but a figure caught his eye. A strange looking monster was heading for the good castle. It was so well defended that one monster could do nothing to it! Unless...it was heading for the orb! Bringing his set of different colored bombs, he raced to stop the monster, but just as he was about to catch up with it, the monster ran throught the solid wall. Aparently, it was no normal monster... Wesley had to think of something...and fast...

[Chris Da Lunatic]

...Chris laughed and gave the monster a dog treat...,

[Julian]

The repairman was working hard, but had to keep rebuilding the towers. "Free money! Go ten miles NW, 2 Miles west and wait!" he said.

[Wesley]

Meanwhile, Wesley was thinking of a plan. If he tried to blow the wall up, he could be mistaken for an enemy, so he used his only implosion bomb on the wall, so there was less of a chance someone would get the wrong idea. BOOOOOOM!!!!!!! The wall imploded. (Somehow) Wesley raced inside, but the monster had left. But luckily, there was a trail of crumbs left of the floor.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris pushes coolguys car onto the bridge then shoots the cords from a distance with one of coolguys dropped scary guns. After the car fell in the pit, he threw the gun in the pit too.

[Mr.Onion]

Unfortunatly, The entire story of the said events had turned into the spam that the good side were trying so hard to avoid! (signs for good side) Eventually, Mr.Onion threw a muffin at the Spam castle's.....

[regeneratorizer]

Meanwhile, Regeneratorizer stared menacingly towards DLF, who was on the other side of the broken bridge.

"You will be defeated, DLF!" Said Regeneratorizer

"There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can spam this message board to oblivion!" Yelled DLF

"I'll never join you!"

"If you only knew the power of the spam side. Hammered never told
you what happened to your father."

"She told me enough! She told me you killed him."

"No, regeneratorizer. I am your father."

"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!"

"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

"No! No! No!"

"Regeneratorizer. You can destroy Jamul. He has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the Forums as father and son.
Come with me. It's the only way."

"NEVER!" With that, Regeneratorizer pulls out his Light Saber and begins to duel with DLF. After a long and dueling 5 minute battle, DLF cuts Regeneratorizers left hand off.

"Consider that a warning. Join me or die!" And with that, DLF returns to his Castle.

[Mr.Onion]

Unfortunatly, before he managed to return to the castle, a great hole of SQL & Reference Havoc appeared and swallowed DLF! It ten exploded and destroyed the outer walls of the spam castle!

[evil eye]

Evil eye was shocked at this and promptyly joined the spam side for no good reason*gasp*

[regeneratorizer]

Unfortunatly, the blast that knocked over the outer walls of the spam castle knocked regeneratorizer out, and while the good sides medics were tending to his wounds, he had a strange dream.

"Regeneratorizer" A strange voice called out. "Help me. I am trapped."

"Why should I help you?" Said Regneratorizer. "You nearly killed me!"

"Because... it is not finished. You must free me from my prison, because you must be the one to defeat me. It is the prophecy."

"How do I free you?"

"You must go on a journey. You must find the Holy Grail(of spam) and take it to the orb under your castle. I will then be free, and you can defeat me."

[evil eye]

Meanwhile evil eye was lurking in the Caverns of Cavernous Caverns Caves where he made the transformation!

GOOD SIDE: Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush

EVIL SIDE:Evil Eye!!!11!


Evil Eye rose and vowed to take regeneratorizers place and get his revenge on the traitor!!!

By spammimng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wesley]

After following the crumbs and sorting out all the stories, Wesley finally found the monster. It seemed to to be preoccopied with something. Before it could run away he threw a red bomb at it. The monster caught on fire and ran away, but not before dropping a strange device. He had no idea what it was, but he did know the creature would be back. Wesley headed for the entrance of the good castle.

[regeneratorizer]

And so, Regneratorizer set off to find the holy grail(Of spam). He had a strong suspicion where it was. It must be in the Spam Castle! So, off he headed through the nuetral zone.

[Coolguy]

Coolguy finally finished laughing at what Chris had done. The car had fallen down the pit and landed on a giant horrific pit creature, which, enraged at Chris, started attacking the spam castle. Coolguy went down the pit to retrieve his car (somehow still intact) and gun.

[chaucer]

Regeneratorizer suddenly realized that the bridge was made of water, so he fell through, except that he swam through instead. "Muahahahaha! You will never get the holy grail (of spam) for I have it!" said Chaucer. He stepped out of the shadows, and Regeneratorizer saw that it was actually T.I.M.E., Chaucer's evil twin. He took the spam grail out of his pocket and filled it with a delicious grape juice from Mars. He drank it, and then remembered that he had been burried under his own spam. He fell through the floor, leaving the grail. "Thank you, spammers!" Said Regeneratorizer, and took the holy grail to the castle.

[evil eye]

where he met Evil Eye who was mad withn the desire to Spam him

[Coolguy]

Coolguy had just reached the top of the pit with his stuff and drove back into the Good Castle, accidently driving over evil eye. He started plotting.

Meanwhile, the pit monster smashed down two of the remaining three towers of the Spam Castle, killing the repairman in the process.

[evil eye]

Evil eye did not like being run over so he vowed revenge on both coolguy and regeneratorizer. his todo list was nbow very full so he bought himself a day plannere and was writing on it before realizing this was a spam battle not a pointless stroy game. he then Spammed coolguys computer

[Coolguy]

Luckily, Coolguy's antivirus systems deleted the spam! Yay! Coolguy got in his car and drove towards the Spam Castle, successfully jumping over the pit. He hid in a nearby cliff and started sniping...

Meanwhile, the pit creature had knocked down the last tower of the Spam Castle. All that remained was the central building. The monster was about to attack.

[Hammered]

Hammered decided that this misbehavior by Evil Eye had gone far enough and put in a call to Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush. There must be something we can do for him, she said, half-heartedly flinging a hammer in the direction of Evil Eye, trying to get his attention.

[evil eye]

But what Hammered didnt know was that Evil Eye had locked the good dr in a hole of nothingness to which only he had the kaey! uinfortunatly hammered told jamul who called the police. they then performed a random search and discovered the key which they gave to hammered

[regeneratorizer]

Regeneratorizer returned to the good castle with the Holy grail(Of spam). he went down to the Orb, only to find Chris about to destroy it! He called out to Chris, and prepared to battle him.

[Hammered]

Hammered began throwing a steady stream of hammers at Evil Eye. "The hammering will continue until you disclose the location of the Hole of Nothingness", she said. Evil Eye had managed to dodge several of the hammers, but the constant barrage was beginning to wear him down and one struck him straight in the middle of his forehead, knocking him to the ground.

[evil eye]

unfortunatly the ground did not exist so he jumped up and kicked Hammered nowhere which made NO sense

[Hammered]

"There is no ground because there is no world," Hammered told Evil Eye, "and if you don't start behaving, I won't help you build one!" Evil Eye realized that this would be a terrible tragedy, so ...

[regeneratorizer]

"Your life ends today! SPAMMAPS OMGASDJFKDJFWEFWE" Said Chris.

"We will see." Said Regeneratorizer.

they then engaged in battle. Eventually, regeneratorizer defeated Chris and Banished him to the void of darkness.

"Now, to release my father." He merged the orb with the Holy Grail(Of spam) And waited. And waited. And waited. After what seemed like an eternity, his father finally apeared. "I knew you would release me, my son. Now, prepare for battle!"

They fought for what seemed like hours. Finally, Regeneratorizer had knocked DLF to the ground. He was about to strike the killing blow when....

"Chris!" Regeneratorizer said in suprise, as he was shot in the back. He slumped to the ground, and the last thing he heard was the sound of chris laughing.

DLF didnt show it by his face, but at that moment, he had grown a seething hatred toward Chris. This was not right. "I was supposed to kill Regeneratorizer!" He thought. "Oh well, I will make things right. When the time is right, I shall attack Chris, and use his body to revive my son!"

[evil eye]

he decided to make a world all by himself. unfortunatly this world had crappy natural resources so he bought some

[Coolguy]

The Spam Castle collapsed. The Pit Creature, its revenge complete, went back home to the bottom of the pit. However, spam has not yet been defeated! DLF, Chris, and Evil Eye still had to be defeated!

Meanwhile, Coolguy, seeing that no spammers were in the remains of the spam castle, got back in his car and went into the wreck. Soon, he found the ruined vault of spam. He lit the spam on fire and watched it burn. DLF, Chris, and Evil Eye all saw the smoke from the burning spam, and they knew that all their spam was destroyed. "No!" they all cried in unison! DLF decided to go to the wreck to get revenge on the person who burned the spam. He still waited impatiently for a chance to quickly kill Chris.

[puffazoid]

JUST THEN: puffazoid came and kidnapped cris da lanatic using his zoidy zoid ray of zoidy zoidieness, and said "guess what, fool? I JUST JOINED THE GOOD GUYS!!!" :twisted:

[Wesley]

Just before he left the castle Wesley heard yelling from the orb room. He raced to the room. He found that he had missed everything. Just as he was about to leave, the device reacted to the orb when he got close to it. The device suddenly blew up in a burst of light. He heard some evil laughter...and then everything went dark.

[evil eye]

then evil eye decidedhe wasnt going to wait for dlf so he put everybody in his pit of nothigness! how? he had really big hands!

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Being put in the pit 'o darkness(™) Chris Da Lunatic broke free of puffazoid's darkness. Chris then proceded in trying to escape from hammered, who was also in the pit.

[Ladymage]

Mage in the meantime looked into the plans of the spammers, which where hidden in a cave in the nearby woods

she shredded the documents and then looked around and looked for regenorizor, she overhead the grail thing (cat ears are good for that) and flew off

"that thing is dangerous, plus he need to get chaucer out of there" she thought as she flew off

[Wesley]

Wesley awoke in the pit of nothingness. He quickly escaped, but when he got out, he somehow arrived at the Spam Castle Ruin. The Castle was almost demolished, but he was still in enemy territory. He had no idea what happened, or how he got there. But around the castle,there was nothing but flat land and cliffs too big to climb, so the only place to hide from enemies was in the castle itself...

[Ladymage]

Mage saw the castle in flight and flew down

"what happened?"

[Coolguy]

Coolguy left the Pit o' Nothingness easily, considering that last time he had to escape a pit he had to carry a car. Coolguy saw that he was on the spam side of the pit, with his car on the other. He had no way to cross the pit and get to the Good Castle! He proceeded to go to the Spam Castle ruins, hoping to find something long enough to be used as a bridge.

[Ladymage]

Mage watched as she saw one of the spammers walk away, she flew after him "HALT" she pounced on him "What are you up to spam boy?" she hissed

[varkarrus]

Im joinging the spam team

Not because i like spam

but because they're are hardly any players. I'm making it fair.

Varkarrus jumps in the air and does a somersault while Hammered tried to polevault on the Spam team ruins but they collided in the air, and fell into the neutral zone where they got hit by a Nutreal Ogre. His watch beeps and goes "It's clobbering time!"

[Coolguy]

Coolguy reaches the ruins, easily kicking the ancient door down. Most of the building was flattened, other than the outer wall. The pit that used to have all the spam was now blackened and empty, with a few piles of spam still burning here and there. Coolguy walked through the ruins, trying to find something suitable as a bridge. Suddenly, something long flew over the remains of the outside wall. It seemed like some kind of stick, used for pole vaulting. He wondered where it came from. He started heading back out to the pit so he could pole-vault across.

[Ladymage]

Mage taps coolguy on the shoulder "I asked you a question spammer" she shows her claws and hisses "what are you up too before I take you back to my camp for some jail time"

[varkarrus]

The ogre bashes coolguy on the head. The ogre eats coolguys arm, but Coolguy just grew another one, which the ogre also ate. This went on for an insane amount of time until Varkarrus picked up the ogre, and threw it towards the good team castle where it started bashing it.

Coolguy threw a flaming peice of doom at Varkarrus, but varkarrus pulled out the Rock Spammer (tm) and threw bits of flaming spam which covered the battlefield, including coolguy

[Ladymage]

Mage gets annoyed about being ignored and grabs both spammers "COME WITH ME" she flies them both over the pit to the good guy camp where she ties them up and questions them "now you two what are the spammers plans" she hissed again showing her claws "or does that oger get a free meal from me"

[varkarrus]

Varkarrus used the 20th level spell "Burning Hands" and set ladymage's hands on fire. Ladymage screams and runs to the ogre and the ogre falls in love insteantly. The ogre carries ladymage to the top of the empire state building where he destroyed several Hellish Hellis. Ladymage feels weird, and becomes sick, and pukes in the ogre's hand. The ogre gets angry and throws ladymage where she gets attacked by several Cantankerous Tanks.

Varkarrus: Coolguy I didn't know you were a spammer!
Coolguy: Neither did I
Varkarrus: Let's be freinds
Coolguy: As soon as I get this gelatinous blob of my legs
Both: AAAAAGGHHH GELANTIONOUS BLOB!!!!1!11!!!!~

[Coolguy]

Coolguy undoes Varkarus's post that claims he was a spammer. Coolguy uses his pole-vaulting stick to escape the blob and he lands conveniently in his car.

He also shows Mage the chart at the top of this topic that proves he's not a spammer. He then wonders whatever happened to DLF and Chris da Lunatic.

[Ladymage]

Mage laughs and flies around "sorry big guy" she cleans up the orges hands and smirks "wanna help me beat up some spammers" she said, the orge agrees and goes with her to what's left of spam castle, where she starts hurling lighthing bolts at the spamers, missing the blob of course

"boy you guys should have checked, I have wings you know"

[Coolguy]

The blob soon eroded Chris's body away, leaving only his head.

Meanwhile, Coolguy talked to his Pit Creature friend from earlier and used him to rescue all of the good characters still in the Pit o' Nothingness. (Unless they didn't want to be rescued)

[Ladymage]

Mage flies around more "hmmm we need to find that spam grail thingy don't we" she mutters to the orge, "lets go big guy"

[puffazoid]

just then: puffazoid summons GIR by singing the doom dong...:
"doomy doom doomy doomydoom!"
puffazoid:hee hee hee... the time to activate the doomy device and then... *INSERT BIG FAT STANKY PLOT TWIST HERE* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Ladymage]

Mage grabs gir and takes him with her for her adventure to find regenorizor and the holy grail of spam

[puffazoid]

"eeexxxxxxxeelllennnntttt... now i can activate the doomy device and turn everyone into... INVADER ZIM FANS!!!11!!!11!!1 :twisted:

gir: ohhh, yer a cat lady with bird wings... what are we looking for?
ladymage: the holy grail of spam.
gir: IS IT A MUFFIN??!!!?
ladymage: no... it's a holy grail.
gir: I WANT A CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!

[Ladymage]

Mage looks at gir "chocolate or vanilla cupcake" she had made a fresh batch of both earlier that day

she is also immune to the device zoid set off cause she was all ready an invader zim fan

[evil eye]

evil eye was embarrased at the fact that he forgot to lock the pit of nothingness which was why everyone was escaping

[puffazoid]

you see that? the irkan horde come's ever closer! :twisted:
but for now: BUST OUT THE HAM DEMONZ!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[evil eye]

Evil eye decides to unleash his master plan. Master plan was the name of his dog. master plan leaped towards the good guys to rip them apart when jamul appeared and banned him. evil eye was now alone :(

[Ladymage]

meanwhile mage, the orge and gir where looking for the grail, and the people looking for the grail, while eating cupcakes

Mage: hmmmm I wonder where someone would take a holy grail of anything anyways
gir: to an amusement park
Mage: noting this group that wouldn't shock me
Gir: I'M DANCEING LIKE A MONKEY!
Mage only shakes her head as she looks to the horizon "I just hope we find it soon, that grail is dangerous"

[Wesley]

As he walked throughout the castle, Wesley looked at the ruin. After a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time he found something on the ground. It was a shard of something that had an "S" on it. He took it with him hoping this would turn out better than the last thing he found. Just then the monster he had been following came out from one of the piles of the ruins. It ran towards him in a rage. Maybe because of the shard. He then changed from the odd monster into a very angry skeleton. He threw one bomb of every color at it, but nothing happened. But the bombs had triggered an avalanche of debris. The monster was buried instantly. As Wesley ran away from the avalanche, he heard the crazed monster scream,"Spam! SPAM!!!"

[puffazoid]

just then: puffazoid built his own castle!!! as he sighted the two waring fractions, he said: " i'm going to start my own side!"

puffazoid side members comunicate secretly through private massages, and once we develope our secret weapon... both sides will be OURS! :twisted: sine up in a pm to me. :twisted:

[Coolguy]

Coolguy decided to attack the Puffazoid side, since most of the spammers were still in the Pit o' Nothingness. Coolguy shot this castle's gas line as well and topped most of the outer wall. He proceeded to march inside.

[Ladymage]

Mage heard the monster and told the ogre to follow the sound, there she saw westly with a peice of something

Gir: ooohhhh shiny
Me: hmmm and might be something we need, lets go!
Gir: I want the shiny
Me: that is what we are going to get
Gir: YAY

they hurry to catch up with the person

[Coolguy]

Coolguy saw most of what happened and realized that if Puffazoid got the Holy Grail (of Spamming), then he would have enough power to destroy the forces of Good! Unfortunately, Puffazoid's castle had a helicopter with machine guns on top of his castle, which Puffazoid could use to quickly reach Wesley. Coolguy started climbing the castle wall towards the helicopter.

[evil eye]

Coolguy decided to attack the Puffazoid side, since most of the spammers were still in the Pit o' Nothingness. Coolguy shot this castle's gas line as well and topped most of the outer wall. He proceeded to march inside.unfortunatly coolguy had not read any evil eye posts because it was the good guys in the pit not the spammers

[Coolguy]

Coolguy decided to attack the Puffazoid side, since most of the spammers were still in the Pit o' Nothingness. Coolguy shot this castle's gas line as well and topped most of the outer wall. He proceeded to march inside.unfortunatly coolguy had not read any evil eye posts because it was the good guys in the pit not the spammersUnfortunately, Evil Eye forgot that he said he put EVERYONE in the Pit O' Nothingness, and that the Pit Creature rescued all the good guys!then evil eye decidedhe wasnt going to wait for dlf so he put everybody in his pit of nothigness! how? he had really big hands!Coolguy reached the Helicopter and started lifting off.

[evil eye]

unfortunatly Evil Eye liked saying Unfortunatly and he was a spammer besidew so you should never listenn to anything he says(on this topic anyway)

unfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatly
unfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatly
unfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatly
unfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatly
unfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatlyunfortunatly
unfortunatlyunfortunatlyweeee

[Ladymage]

Mage noticed that the shiny piece was part of the holy grail of spamming and who or what ever broke it into peices did not want anyone but them to have it, she then found the m part of the grail

Gir: awww I wanted the s part
Me: don't worry we will get it, its better to have a full set of shinies
Gir: full set?! YEAH

she knew the holy grail was dangerous, so she wanted to give it to gir, cause he wouldn't be able to do anything with it except enjoy the shininess of it, thus saving the world from spam

[Wesley]

Overhearing Mage, Wesley realized it was one of the four shards of the grail. He had to find the remaining shards before Puffazoid did, and he couldn't let Puffazoid take the shard from him. So he (Somehow) merged all of his different bombs into a loonybomb! It could blow up anything! Plus it's blast could blow up nearby eniemes! But it was heavier and harder to throw. Leaving the castle he heard from one of the neutrels from the cliffs, that there was a shiny thing that had a "P" on it, but it was on the top of the Icy Cold Mountian. As he reached the base of the mountian he saw that there were several small caves higher up. He also noticed that there was no way up the base. He was faced with another problem that probabily be solved a couple of posts later...

[Coolguy]

Coolguy saw most of what was happening from his helicopter. He saw Wesley start climbing the mountain. Coolguy was about to give Wesley a ride up the side when he saw a shiny shard with a letter "A" in a nearby cave. Parking the helicopter outside, he walked in. He picked up the Spam Grail Shard and wondered how the shard got all the way from the castle to this cave. He soon found out...

[varkarrus]

But Varkarrus leaps on to the helicopter and says

"but I thought we we're friends! :cry: "

Then blow up the helicopter sending coolguy and varkarrus flying faster than the speed of light.

It turns out that going faster then the speed of light ends up sending you into Flash Proffesional 8. They then animate an army of badly drawn stickmen which battle each other. Unfortunately, all stickmen look the same and they all start beating each other up!

[Wesley]

After watching Coolguy and Varkarrus zoom at high speed toward the sky, he climbed to one of the nearby caves. To his surprise, he found an elevator leading to the top of the mountain. After a few minutes he arrived on the top and collected the final shard. He then kept track of who had what:

Wesley has "S"
Wesley has "P"
Coolguy has "A"
Mage has "M"

The only hope was to reach Coolguy and Mage and put the peices back together, then they would think of what to do with it. But with Coolguy in Flash Professional 8, and Mage somewhere else, he couldn't do it yet! He would have to protect the shards until he figured out where they were.

Just as Wesley was about to leave, he heard three frendly greetings.

"Hi, my name is Sven!"
"Hi, my name is Bjoin!"
"Hi, my name is Olaf!"

Even though they seemed nice, Wesley had a bad feeling about this...

[Ladymage]

Mage saw what was going on and new how to beat the bears *having an orge and a crazy robot on your side works* she takes out her sword and flies down "WES DO YOU WANT TO LIVE, I CAN GET RID OF THESE BEARS" she called out, she wanted the s and p pieces before getting the a, cause if gir had them, the spam would be powerless, since gir was bascially a silly innocent, the one thing spam can not get power from

[evil eye]

The Yetis had been sent by Evil eye in yet anothe rI-will-take-over-the-world plan...

[Wesley]

Knowing that gir could protect the shards better than he could, he quickly gave the shards to it. Mage could easily defeat the bears with her sword, but at the same time, Olaf could easily attack with his deadly snowballs. He had to be distracted. Wesley threw a loonybomb at Olaf to get his attention. "HEY! YOU THROW LIKE A BABY SEAL!!!" Outraged by this insult he diverted his attention from Mage to Wesley. Olaf began chasing Wesley. Wesley kept running and throwing bombs to get his attention away from Mage, so she could defeat Sven and Bjoin. They were powerful, but Olaf was deadly.

[Ladymage]

Mage ran at the snowballs, slicing them in one shot, while the ogre trashed sven easily, gir just ran around happily dancing and screaming, distracting bjorn

[Coolguy]

Coolguy soon magically appeared, but this time in Stick Figure Form from the Flash Dimension! He summoned Stick Sven, Stick Olaf, and Stick Bjorn to attack. Stick Olaf, mage, and Normal Olaf got in combat. Normal Olaf soon fell. Bjorn managed to knock out his stick counterpart, but Stick Sven attacked him from behind. Mage's ogre landed another blow on Normal Sven, knocking him out as well. When the dust settled, the yetis were defeated! Everybody had their spam shards, which they gave to Gir for safekeeping.

"Now what?" asked Stick Figure Coolguy.

[Ladymage]

Gir: MONKEY DANCE!!!!
Mage: easy let gir keep the peices, they have no power when he has them, even when put together

[puffazoid]

HOWEVER: little did coolguy know... the REAL puffazoid castle is not in the neutral zone... IT'S IN SSSPPPAAACCCEEE!!! :twisted: JUST THEN, coolguy got flung out of the decoy castle by a bunch of irkan soldiers. as the massive (mothership of the irkans) landed on the decoy, both the spam side and good side were going to have too work together if they EVER WANTED TO HAVE ANY HOPE OF STOPING THE DOOMY DEVICE!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[chaucer]

But alas, that wasn't true. Chaucer had used his levitation powers to float up to where Mage/Stick Coolguy/Wesly were, and walked up to the still settling dust.

Chaucer: Mage, tell gir to give me the grail!
Mage: Why? It's safe with him.
Chaucer: But the spammers were not vanquished. Even now they are constructing a Banhammer w/ Cheese! It can be used to ban Jamul AND Hammered! But I can stop them with the grail!
Mage: Okay. Gir, give Chaucer the grail!
Gir: MY SHINY! MINE! MY OWN! MY PRECIOUS!
Stick Coolguy: This could take a while...

*a while later* Chaucer found an off swich on gir so he turned him off and took the grail. He headed toward the Good castle. He got in the orb room. Wesly/Coolguy/Mage wached and wondered. Chaucer put the grail on top of the orb. A warp of the Time-space continuum opened.

Chaucer: Regeneratorizer is in there. He and DLF are in piched combat. Regeneratorizer is not winning. We must go save him!

[Ladymage]

Mage got annoyed and turned gir back on

Gir: where shiny
Mage: chaucer took it

*gir begins to cry*

Mage: chaucer give him back the grail, he is the only one who can not be corrupted by it, besides he is also a convinant carrying case for it

[Wesley]

While Mage and Chaucer fought about who should have the grail, Wesley noticed that strange noises were coming from the warp... Just then, the orb started to glow a bright red, the lights started to flicker on and off, and the ground started to shake.

Mage:TAKE THE GRAIL OFF THE ORB!
Chaucer:NO! WE HAVE TO STOP DLF!
Wesley:I KNOW, BUT THE CASTLE'S GOING TO COLLAPSE!
Gir:SHINY GRAIL!!!
Mage:ORB!!!
Chaucer:DLF!!!
Wesley:CASTLE!!!
Gir:GRAIL!!!!!!

Everyone looked over to the grail, cracks were forming around it.

Wesley: We've got to do something!

[Ladymage]

Mage went "forget this" and grabbed the grail, giving it to gir, the orb calmed down'

Gir: SHINY *hugs the grail*

Mage smiled "ohhhh how cute" she looked as everything stopped shaking "don't you idiots know what kind of power that thing has?!" the ogre was outside and worried about his friends and pacing, mage continued her rant

"that grail has untold destructive powers beyond anything you know, my kind have been protecting its secrets for centuries, unless you go through a purfication ritual or you are an innocent like gir, you can not use its powers without destroying something or becoming a spammer yourself"

[Wesley]

After Mage's rant, Wesley looked around. Almost everything seemed back to normal, But the orb was still red. It wasn't bright red like when Chaucer put the grail on the orb, but it was a dark, gloomy red. It didn't seem to have effect...at least as far as they knew. Chaucer and Mage were giving each other dark looks, and Coolguy just stood there, bored.
Mage sighed, and then went outside with Gir and Coolguy. Eventually Chaucer followed. Just as Wesley was about to leave, he looked at the orb one last time and wondered why it was still red. He then ran and caught up with the others.

"So, what do we do now?" said Coolguy.

[Ladymage]

Mage snarls "well for one thing, we need to purfiy that orb, otherwise we are sitting ducks for the spammers"
Gir: I got a pig! *holds out a squeeky pig*
Mage: That orb now is tainted with spam powers, I know how to fix that but all of you have to help me, we have the innocent and the beast, I just need three people to help me, otherwise KABOOM

[Coolguy]

And don't forget about Puffazoid's Space Castle!

EDIT: Coolguy notices how less people were participating, so he decides to teleport away to the Pointless Story Game for a while. He says goodbye and warps off.

[chaucer]

Chaucer: If you need proof that I am worthy of the grail...

Chaucer took out a badge. It said: Hi, my name if Chaucer, and I went through a purification ritual.

Mage: What? How?
Wesly: Uhhhh....
Gir: Me want badge, me want badge!
Chaucer: I went through the ritual so that I could engage the destruction of all spam. Satisfied?
Mage: I guess.

Mage turned off Gir, gave Chaucer the grail, and turned him back on.

Chaucer:Muahahahaha! Muahahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wesly: Um, I don't like the way this is going....
Mage: He's EVIL!
Chaucer: Now that the orb is taken care of, I can finally put this thing where it belongs!

Chaucer then ran toward the Spam Castle, still laughing maniacly.

[Hammered]

Suddenly, Chaucer was stopped dead in his tracks thanks to a timely hammer toss from our hero, Hammered. Mage flew over to him and deftly grabbed the spam shards, quickly returning them to gir as the others applauded Hammered's skill with her hammer.

[chaucer]

Chaucer: No matter! I had the real one in my pocket, but just to be safe...

Chaucer warped into the grail room, which was where the grail was kept in the Spam castle.

Chaucer: Yes! It's working! Soon DLF will be free!

*soon*
Chaucer:DLF! You're here! And you know what that means?
DLF: what?
Chaucer: Anti-spammers, get him!

[Ladymage]

little did chaucer know that mage had a fake grail with her, see she did go through the purfication ritual

Mage: don't worry *shows the real grail* chaucer was tricked, see I know a spammer when I see one, but we still need a third person to purfiy that orb

[chaucer]

Chaucer: *clears throat* Heeelloo? I released DLF because he was headed for our orb, thus the red color. We must stop him, or face mass destruction! Bah! I'll take care of him myself.
DLF: Is that so?

Chaucer powers up his staff and DLF draws his spamhammer.
Mage is stuck trying to decide to help Chaucer, or give gir the grail...

[evil eye]

or to join Evil eye!!!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Spam reigns supreme!!!!!

[puffazoid]

???: active sausages.
???: ex3n1t, th1t was the pa7s357d, what d3 J00 n33d?
allmighty tallest (1): it's me, the "beef master". we need you to hunt down that grail.
???:i4 wo3ul7 3e m5 plezuree!!!11!1q!!!1!11!11!!!1 :twisted:

[Wesley]

While Mage figured out what to do, Wesley saw a familar monster apper, the one that he had been chasing in the first place. Just as he and the skeliton were about to battle, the monster looked over at DLF and cried out in horror. "Wait," Wesley said, "Isn't he your boss, or lord or something?" "No...that...what...I...try...to...tell...you." the skeliton replied. "He...control...monsters...and...when...he...done.. .with...them...he...destroy...them." "Used...to...be...on...his...side...but...now...on. ..your...side. "So that's why you were after the orb, to protect it! And that's why you wanted the grail,to keep it from following into the wrong hands. Plus you're already a monster, you can't be corrupted by it! Wesley replied. "Ogre...Gir...they monsters too! They just like me! Want to fight back! Well, Ogre want to,
no idea what Gir wants." He looked at Chaucer. "Do you have idea what you've done? He twice as powerful now! ...Unless you have a loonybomb..." Wesley readed his bomb, but it was still up to mage whether of not to give chaucer the grail. EDIT: Or to help Evileye.

[Ladymage]

Mage snarled "chaucer, that grail goes to gir, I can handle the monsters" she shows her sword, which is a scared relic used for fighting spam "I am the last of the spamslayers you fool" she flew and attacked "see the spam slayers are monsters that fight against this insanity, I am one of them, why do you think I have wings and a tail for goodness sake"

Gir just ran around happily "GRAIL GRAIL"

[regeneratorizer]

*Whoops, didnt see someone was already battling him. meh.*

[Ladymage]

Mage flew at dlf and slashed him with her sword "since you won't fight fair, neither will we" she hissed as she attacked, the orb would have to wait

[chaucer]

Chaucer: Ladymage, you don't know the truth....

[Coolguy]

Dark Lord Farley cried "There is a reason I destroyed your civilization, mortal fool!" he cried as he cracked Mage's sword in half. He then proceeded to grabbing the Spam Grail pieces from Chaucer. He laughed maniacally as he started putting him back together.

Meanwhile, Coolguy was still in Pointless Story Game land, and, getting bored from lack of posters, teleported back. He saw what was happening and ran in to help.

[Wesley]

Wesley: Then tell her!
Bone(I'm calling him bone for short): tell...why...
Then DLF glared at Bone. "TRAITOR!" He threw the sword pieces at Bone. After a long hissing sound, Bone appered, but this time he was blue! "Can...repair...orb...now..." He rushed to the good castle to try and fix the orb. "NOOOO!!! The orb must stay red!" DLF started to run toward the castle but Mage stoped him.

Mage:I'm not finished with you yet!





P.S. Regeneratorizor, you could join too! Anything is possible in the spam battle! :)

[Ladymage]

Mage opened a portal and threw dlf in "BACK TO THE SPAM WORLD WITH YOU" she hissed "AND I AM IMMORTAL YOU FOOL, I WAS MEANT TO DESTROY YOU"

She saw dlf fall screaming into the spam prision world and shouted "BY THE WAY THAT WAS A FAKE GRAIL, I KNOW WHERE THE REAL ONE IS!!!"

everyone looked as the portal closed and asked "where is it"

Gir was dancing around still when mage smiled at him "take a guess"

Mage picked up her broken sword "second time this week" she said as she put it back together, good as new

now chaucer, what line do you have this time? what can you tell me, the slayer priestess?" she snapped angerly "after you put us all in danger?"

[chaucer]

Chaucer:I can tell you what a fool you are. Had you not dumped DLF in that hole, he would not be alive right now. But there is something else. The truth. You are the second to last spamslayer. I am the establisher of the spamslayers.

Chaucer unfolds a pair of deep purple wings. His staff turns red.

Chaucer: I am Chaucer the Establisher. I established the spamslayers, and I also failed to see that DLF would become a traitor. Yes, indeed. DLF was a spamslayer for some time.
Ladymage: 0_0
Wesly: 0_0
Coolguy 0_0
Gir: Funny eyes!
Ladymage: What? Why did I not know?
Chaucer: I had to stay secret. But know we must purify the orb.

[Ladymage]

mage smirks and shows her claws "well it seems I improved on spam slaying" she said "at least I knew NOT TO PUT THE GRAIL ON THE ORB!!" she yelled " you might have started us, but I know my fate, and newsflash if that orb isn't fixed, farly can't die anyway, right now his lifeforce is connected to that orb, so we have two choices, destroy the orb, farly and the castle...." at this point gir screams "KAAABBBOOOOOMMMMM" mage laughs then continues "or purfiy the orb, bring farly back out of prision and kill him once and for all" and as for that purifcation badge, when you left, we started using tatoos, so it wasn't valid" she shows a tatoo of a celtic knot on her shoulder "so let me handle the spam slaying for a while, ok?"

[chaucer]

Connecting the grail to the orb was the only choice. It was the only way to bring him back. And tatoos? I feel disgraced.

[Coolguy]

While Ladymage yelled at Chaucer in order to make herself the main character leader person, Wesley and Coolguy saw a huge UFO float in, wielding huge super-duper-scary guns. The spaceship opened fire, immediately knocking out Chaucer and Ladymage, ending their fight (for now, anyways). Coolguy and Wesley started battling the UFO. Coolguy lept into his helicopter and started firing rockets.

[Ladymage]

Mage shook her head and woke up "grrr" then blasted the ufo with a psyonic shockwave

"hmph lets see mister establisher do that"

[Coolguy]

The UFO reflected the blast back at Mage and Chaucer. Apparently, it was Magic-Proof.

Meanwhile, Coolguy had found a way into the UFO on the top. He passed through the force field and went inside. He wondered if the starship belonged to either DLF or Puffazoid.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

DLF was in the dark void with Chris. DLF got out a sharp spam lid and slowly walked towards chris... Chris knew at that instant that DLF had snapped and ran from him. While he was running from DLF, he took out a can of spam. He then knocked DLF out with the can of spam and exited the portal unseen. Chris sneaked throw the ruins then overturned a rock. He opened a trapdoor under the rock then went in it. With the trap door open, he slid the rock over the opening while Ladymage and the others were distracted fighting. He then locked the trapdoor. He fumbled for a light switch in the dark then found it. He then preceeded through a corridor. He walked through it until he reached the room directly below the roof (known as the ground to every non spammer) of the underground castle. He then went a right turn at the crossroads of the corridors then pressed a switch that shut all four directions. He then reached a room with a huge switch. This was a one way switch that could not reverse the effect. He flipped the switch. Suddenly there was a huge rumbling. The entire good side was wondering where the rumbling was coming from. Chris waited in the underground castle as it rose from the ground. It was a massive structure that was made by 67 generations of spammers. The castle was reaching so high that the roof hit puffazoids castle sending it crashing down to earth falling so that it bridged the gap between the two sides. The castle reached into space and was renforced by a diamond frame - the strongest in the world.

[Hammered]

Unfortunately for the spammers, while the diamond frame had cost so much that it had consumed the entire spam castle budget, so the remainder of the construction had to be performed with the only material that the spammers had left, their spam. Since spam doesn't have sufficient structural integrity to withstand vacuum, the combined stress of exposure to the collision with puffazoid's space castle and the vacuum of space itself, caused the entire structure to implode, leaving a twisted frame of loose diamonds to come crashing to the ground.

Everyone cheered, but Hammered had to remind everyone that they couldn't kill DLF anyway, as that was against the rules for the battle as set out in the original post, so they had to start planning another way to neutralize the effects of the evildoers.

[Ladymage]

mage became frustraited and grabbed gir for a moment "gir, I want you to find a safe haven for yourself"
Gir: but I wanna stay here
Mage: I am sorry, ogre will go with you so you won't be alone
Gir: oookay

ogre picked up gir and they sadly went to someplace safe, mage waved "I WILL FIND YOU TWO I PROMISE!!" she called out

[chaucer]

Chaucer awoke and snuk away from the others. He followed the ogre and gir.

Gir: Why purple man follow?
Ogre: I want beat him!
Chaucer: Settle down. I'm just coming along to protect you.
Gir/Ogre: Okay.
Chaucer: Here's something for each of you.

Chaucer handed gir a piece of the diamond from the castle and handed the ogre a bat.

Gir: SHINY!!!

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris throws another switch which raises the castle even more revealing a diamond castle with a high budget and made with cheaper, chemically identical, artificial diamonds.

[Ladymage]

Mage overheard chaucer "GET AWAY FROM THEM!" she screamed and pounced him "they don't need you" she hissed and walked away

she did not trust chaucer, she knew something was wrong, very wrong

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Just then, Chris shot a Laser Beam at the ogre turning him to ashes. There was a laser cannon on top of the diamond castle. Chris did not know anything about science so he and everyone else could breathe in space. Plus, he removed the spam cans so that he was standing on the roof. (and puffazoids space castle is down) (yes, I am putting so much detail in because of Hammered lol) Chris walked over to a switch and flipped it. DLF walked out of the portal to the roof.

"I'll forgive you, just dont attack me" Chris said.

[Ladymage]

Mage ressurected the orge "looks the the spammers are back" she muttered "GIR ORGE GO NOW" she yelled as she flew fast

[Coolguy]

After Coolguy finished destroying the UFO from the inside, he saw the Diamond Spam Castle. He was about to destroy when the castle collapsed under its immense weight. The castle fell down into the crust, through the mantle, all the way down to the center of the Earth where it melted. Luckily, Chris got out just in time. Coolguy saw Mage yell at Chaucer. He was suspicious of him too... Could he really be T.I.M.E.?

Meanwhile, the neutral wildlife of the battlefield had it up to here with the war. They created their own army and started marching from their Neutral Castle at the top of one of the nearby cliffs.

[Ladymage]

Mage looked at cool guy, she knew he knew something and took him to the side and gir and ogre faded in the distance, without chaucer's gifts, Mage hid them somewhere

"cool... what do you know about chaucer, I don't think he is a slayer really, because our establisher was female, not male, and they had golden wings not purple" she whispered "is there something I am not picking up"

[Wesley]

0_0 That was Wesley's, and Bone's expression as they saw what was going on. "Wow...I miss everything!" Bone said. Bone then transformed into a gaint Richy Lich Lich(I'm trying not to use SWC monsters) Wesley then got on the top of the gaint skull and rode it to where everything was happening. "DLF is back...again..." Bone said suddenly.

[Ladymage]

Mage nodded "I know" she looked "but I think we might have other problems" she shook her head "do either of you know anything about chaucer that I don't" she said softly "like why he wants to get to the grail so badly"

[Coolguy]

Actually, Chaucer DID create the Anti-Spam Alliance! Chaucer could be T.I.M.E. (Chaucer's Evil Spamming Twin from a While Ago)

Meanwhile, the Neutral Army surrounded the other warriors secretly. Nobody saw them as they started closing in. The Neutral Army was an army of all sorts of beasts that used to live in this area before Spam and Good fought there. They prepared to attack...

[Ladymage]

Mage held up her hand "hold that thought" she looked "ARMIES OF THE FOREST, WE ARE FRIENDS!" she cried out, a punk bunny walked out "you work for the good guys, you and the spammers have been fighting and wrecking our forests for too long" mage nodded "I agree, I wish to end this war myself, if you give us time and your help, your forest will be a safe haven once more, I promise" the punk bunny sighed "all right, but you have one year!" he said mage smiled "ok"

she turned to wesly and cool "tell me more about TIME and chaucer please"

[Coolguy]

"A while ago, T.I.M.E. took over Chaucer and posted a bunch of junk topics." Coolguy started explaining. "T.I.M.E.'s been gone for a couple months though, so Chaucer might be normal."

Meanwhile, the Neutral Army wanted to destroy spam, now that they had sided with good. The Neutrals sent their pit creatures down the hole where the spam castle used to be in order to catch Chris. Punk Bunnies and other small creatures laid mines around the hole.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris could not be caught by the animals. To everyone's shock, he came out on fire but seemingly ok. He was flying too. He then said "You dont know the power of the spam side" then flung a gigantic fireball at the good side's castle....

[evil eye]

YAY For chris!!! evil eye shouted. 1 up for spammers!!!!!

[Ladymage]

Mage sighed "evil can lie dormaint then reappear, that could be TIME and not chaucer, that is why I sent gir and ogre away and why I don't want him near them, or his 'gifts'" she looked up "anyone who is tainted with spam should never use the grail, he is tainted"

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris then fired a massive laser out of his hand at the good castle. Which hit the orb chipping pieces off of it. Red plasma then leaked out...

[Coolguy]

The fireball smacked into the castle, causing a large chunk to fall off. Coolguy quickly shot Chris before he could launch another fireball. The animals quickly surrounded him and started attacking. Coolguy then ran back to the castle to try and stop any more plasma from escaping the orb!

Off Topic: Ladymage, we should let Chaucer decide if his character is actually evil. Wait for him to post!

[evil eye]

Coolguy had shot Chris but what he didnt know was that it wasnt Chris!!! it was Dr. Huog Z. Hackenbush!!!! Evil Eye thanks Coolguy for killing his alter- ego and Keeping him alive FOREVER!!!!!!

(Dr. Jekyell and Mr. Hyde thing goin' on :wink: )

[Ladymage]

off topic: don't worry, I am just building drama, since mage is only unsure of chaucer at the moment]

story: Mage ran to the orb "great, just what it needed, a draining" she said smiling, the spammers played into her hands

[evil eye]

Evil Eye resented playing in Ladymages hands as the were to small for him to fit his Rubber Ducky..er i mean his WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!! :twisted:

[Hammered]

The fireball was suddenly deflected by the pure stainless steel of the good castle back toward the evil team. The evil team scattered in the wake of the fireball and regrouped again about 75 miles away.

[Coolguy]

Unfortunately, by the time anybody had gotten to the orb, it had entirely shattered beyond repair. The room it used to be in was flooded with highly corrosive plasma, so none could enter. The castle was now without power!

Unfortunately, as Chris was laughing, a group of Neutral bears came up behind him. One bear chomped his head (He was still alive though, just headless).

EDIT: Apparently, there were two fireballs!

[Ladymage]

Mage laughed "plasma, thats it?" she walked into it "heck I swam in this stuff as a kid" she joked as she picked up all the pieces of the orb" apparently the spammers are nice enough to help us with the purfication after all"

[Coolguy]

The orb shards still had a little magic in it, but now the castle's many traps and such were without power and the spammers could easily invade.

[evil eye]

Chris may have been headless but Evil Eye was the Evil Twin of Dr. Hackenbush. Meaning he was a 1st rate Doctor. he reattached Chrises head and cured his arthritis that he got from the bears biting him

[Ladymage]

don't worry, once this is repaired the orb will be stronger then ever said mage softly, but I can't do it, we need to find the wizard Spamumu

meanwhile one of the punk bunnies found gir and the ogre

Gir: BUNNY!!!
bunny: back off big guy, I am doing some cat girl a favor and protecting you

[evil eye]

Unfortunatly Spamumu is a trdemark of Hammered so mage was unable to find him without Hammereds permission



Evil Eye looked at Chrises list on the first page and sees his twin on the list. so he declares war on him

HZH: Evil Eye!!! Joine me and we will rule this forum. as good people though

EE: drat. i thought you were going to say as father and son

HZH: i would but then the dreaded LAWYERS(*horse screams*) would get me

EE: *rolls eyes* *or should i say rolls eye*

HZH: Evil Eye you musnt spam! its not good for your *************

EE: NO DONT TELL THEM WHAT DISEASE I HAVE THEY SHALL NEVER KNOW!!!

HZH: you cannot leave your destiny!

EE: i do NOT have to listen to this inuendo

(unfortunatly Hackenbush was the name of a character played by Groucho Marx. so HZH Leaped at the chance to quote him in this circumstance)

HZH thats how it always is. love flies out the door when money comes inuendo!

EE: you mean spam

HZH: whatever! you cannot win!!!

EE: look! there are so many people who have alteregos on this forum so you know that noone is reading this post

HZH: which would be an ideal place to put subliminal messages

EE: great idea!

HZH: Occhio diabolico state andando giù!

EE: hey!

HZH: che cosa?

EE: non dire quello

HZH: spiacente

EE:ora lascia l'inglese di colloquio

HZH: approvazione

EE: wow that was weird

[Wesley]

Wesley and Bone just flew in. Wesley threw Loonybombs at Chris while Bone shot his deadly beam at Evil Eye. But with his good half gone, he was stronger, and the beam only fazed him. Just then, the orb shards started to change pitch dark black. The clouds turned dark. The earthquakes came back, but bigger, and everything was in danger. Then the clouds parted to make way for something. "Oh, no...It's happening again!" Wesley said in horror. "No...something worse..." Bone said quietly.

[Ladymage]

unforuntently we didn't go look for spamumu yet evil

Mage saw the clouds part and darkness cloak the land "gir, ogre please be safe" she whispered

Meanwhile

Gir: ohhhhhhhhh
Punk: this isn't good

[Spamumu]

Suddenly Spamumu appeared before them. He didn't even need to sign up because everyone knew which side he was on. His name just miraculously appeared on the good guy list. He said, "I will be happy to help repair the orb, just whistle when you are ready for me." Then, with a quick wink for Hammered, he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

[Ladymage]

Mage smiled "then all we have to do is stop this" she said quietly

[Wesley]

The pieces were still giving out evil energy, and until they were back to normal, the orb couldn't be fixed without creating more disasters. Having an idea Wesley and Bone headed for the top of the good castle. At the tip of each of the four remaining towers, there seemed to be small traces of light coming from them. "This looks strange." Wesley said. As they went over top of the castle they noticed that the clouds parted slightly from where the light went into the sky. "If we make more light, that might help, but how?" Bone wondered.

[Ladymage]

Mage smiled "by puting a piece of that grail into each beam and the pieces of the orb in the middle" she said softly "that is why I was so protective of the grail in the first place"
Mage smiled "that will buy us time, I need to find gir" she flew off

[Coolguy]

Coolguy had placed the diamond shards from the new spam castle over the light beams, magnifying them!

[Wesley]

With the diamond shards and grail pieces on the towers, the light started to thicken, but they needed a power source to continue the light. "What's making the light anyway?" Bone asked.

[Ladymage]

gir and the ogre looked on along with punk bunny

Punk: do you think it will work
Mage: *whistles*
Gir: *whistles the doom song*

[chaucer]

Chaucer, seeing what was going on, turned into a liquid light form and zoomed to the orb. He merged himself with the orb, repairing it instantly, but not completely.

Coolguy: What was that?
Wesly: FARLY!
Chaucer: No. It's me. You need to give Mage a warning. Both spam and good are in danger. He's back! He's- -say no more, fool. You- -No! I won't listen! Get mage here soon!

[Ladymage]

Mage knew "he is turing into TIME!" she screamed

[chaucer]

Mage came to the orb quickly. Chaucer extracted himself and mage purified it. Chaucer seemed to be breathing in a strange way. His eyes were sunken. His mouth was hanging open.

Coolguy: What happened to him?
Mage: I think merging with the orb took all of his power.
Chaucer: Relax. I'm fine. Shouldn't you be battling spam instead of standing there like a cup of insanity?

Mage thought something was very wrong.

[Ladymage]

Mage looked "what about TIME?" she asked "and who is coming?"

[Wesley]

While Mage and Chaucer were talking Wesley looked at the orb. It wasn't black anymore, but it was gray. It was also shaking... Pieces were chiping away. Bone transformed back into a skeliton and put the pieces back, the orb needed everything it could to survive long enough. The dark clouds started to go away, and the earthquakes weren't as bad, but there was an unatural stillness, and somthing just felt wrong... Chaucer also wasn't getting better, in fact, it looked like he was getting worse...

[regeneratorizer]

Regeneratorizer came down the stairs to the orb.

"You might need a litle help battling the Dark lord."

"Regeneratorizer! Werent you killed?" Said mage

"Yes, I was. When I was born, my father passed every single one of his spamming powers to me. Now that I have seen the light and have stopped spamming, I can use both spam powers and good powers. both of those powers combined give me almost limitless strength, enough strength to break the barrier between the living and the dead. Now, we must prepare for battle. Some of us might not make it back, so I want to reveal one of my most darkest sekrets to you. I..."

The dark lord Farley ripped the ceiling off of the Orb Room. He was now almost 15 times his normal size.

"FATHER! You will not get away with this, and we WILL deafeat you!"

[chaucer]

Chaucer looked up at farley.

DLF: Well well well. Not looking so well are we?
Chaucer: You fool!

Chaucer sent a blast with the strenght of an exploding star at Farley. He was knocked miles away.

Mage: How did you do that?
Wesly: Ditto.
Regeneratorizer: That's not a power that anti-spammers have! But spammers don't get it either.
Mage: Wait. Now I understand. Chaucer didn't blast DLF off the roof! It was T.I.M.E.! Run!

Chaucer's deep purple wings turned black. His staff began glowing with unimaginable energy. He had finished the transfromasion.

T.I.M.E.: I am finally ready to destroy! By the way, mortals: My true name is...

Suddenly an explosion enterupted him. The castle Chris had risen so many times was up again, this time incased in diamond and rock, with a spam topping.

[Wesley]

Bone had just transformed back into Richy Lich Lich when came back. "Orb not good...need fix evil soon... What going on?" He looked at T.I.M.E. "So that why weather better but still evil presence..." Bone fired his beam at T.I.M.E. Nothing happened. "Is that it?" T.I.M.E. said. "Is that's all you can do?" "No...this..." Bone fired the beam at the castle. After a couple seconds there was a strange noise coming from the castle. The crystals and the rocks joined together to form a solid fireball as it rocketed toward T.I.M.E. He didn't even try to evade it as it crashed into him. After the dust settled, Wesley could see he was hurt, but he showed no sign of it. "You fool!" He said again "Whenever I get hurt, my weaker half pays for it! You're not hurting me, you're hurting Chaucer!" "But, if that didn't work, how do we defeat T.I.M.E.?" Wesley wondered.

[Hammered]

Hammered quickly threaded a needle and ran it through one of TIME's fingers. Suddenly Chaucer, Regeneratorizer, Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush, Wesley, Mage, Gir, Ogre, Coolguy, and Hammered were restored to perfect health.

"What!" exclaimed Chaucer, "How did you do that!"

Hammered reminded everyone that a stitch in TIME saves nine and put her needle back into its case.

[chaucer]

Chaucer: Wait. I- ahh! He's still in control!
T.IM.E.: Ha! Take that Moderator!

He zapped the needles.

T.I.M.E.: Now, where was I... Oh yes.

TIME swooped down and stole the grail. He went to a lake, filled it with water, and drank from the grail. TIME started glowing green now.

TIME: Since I made a connection with the orb, the grail, and...

He steals the neutral power source.

TIME: ...the neutral power source, I can merge with farley and rule spamnes, goodness, and neutral...ness.
Mage: You can't do that! You aren't strong enough.
Hammered: See how you like my banhammer!

She threw it at TIME, but, as with bone, it harmed Chaucer.

TIME: Now I am the only half! Ha!

He flew towards Farley.

[Chris Da Lunatic]

Chris: Hey, need another spammer? I didnt walk 75 miles for nothing.
T.I.M.E.: Hmmmmm.... he said.

All of a sudden, there was a nuclear explosion as Chris, DLF, and T.I.M.E. merged...

[chaucer]

TIME now looked like a winged wizard robot with a chainsaw staff.

TIME: Victory, thy name is Evilmul*
Goodguys: WHAT?!?!
TIME: Mortals. :roll:

*Jamul-Ja+Evil=Evilmul.

[Wesley]

The orb couldn't take it anymore. It withstood many events of the war, but it couldn't hold on. The orb shattered. The good castle was now vunerable. The weather went from raining, to hail, to snow, to stormy, and back again. And around the spam war world, terrible events were happening. Floods, tornatos, mudslides, avalaches, and more. Normaly, the orb would only affect the good castle, but because it was tainted from the grail, it now affected everything. All the orbs energy now added to the monster. After the merge there was a strange noise and Chaucer appered. The REAL Chaucer. "In order to be at full power, I can't have my weak half. You take him!" Said TIME. "What...happened...?" Chaucer asked. The merge was complete.

[chaucer]

Suddenly Evilmul rose up into the clouds, headed toward the sun. He got to it and imploded it. The world as we know it was sent to chaos. Nothing could stop Evilmul. Except....

Chaucer: I have an idea. The last time TIME apeared, he died because he got buried under massive piles of spam. To save the world, we must... SPAM!
If we do he'll be buried and turned into a weak little pile of black mud. I'll take him from there.
Mage: That's insane!
Wesly: There must be another way!
Chaucer: There isn't. Unless Hammerred bans him, but first we need to get rid of his anti-ban shield!

[ducklegion]

Only one knew how to get rid of the shield..it was...Wiggles the imaginary worm!

[Chris Da Lunatic]

"Wiggles the imaginary worm!" a mysterious but somehow familiar voice said...

Chris suddenly (evilmul was made up of seperate minds) remembered that voice. Someone who he long missed... someone who he knew was a danger who could turn the tide of the war.

[chaucer]

Evilmule: Excuse me, Chris, was that free will?

*sends a zero free will surge to chris*

Evilmule: That should hold you. Now... what the? What's happening?

Evilmule had just started shrinking.

Ladymage: All of Chris's spam is burrying him! I think Hammerred can take him soon!
Chaucer: Huzzah!
Wesly: Look! The orb! It's repairing! And the sun! It's... unimploding! Huzzah!
Gir: Hoozy!

[Wesley]

The orb was repairing, but only Spamumu himself could fully restore it back to normal.

Wesley: The sun may be back to normal, but the events are still happening because the orb isn't back to normal. (Before everything started)
Bone:This...getting...bad...
Wesley: Strange...for a moment Evilmul was acting weird. And I thought I heard a familer voice...
Chaucer:Me too...
Mage: What are you doing!? We have to help stop Evilmul!

[evil eye]

Evil Eye stood watching this....in his Hackenbush Offices

BTW The word "Hackenbush" was crossed out and the words SPAM written in in crayon

he realizeed he would not live to see the day if Spamumu and Hammered found him so he(like the coward he was) flew away(yes isaid flew! got a problem with that?) to parts unknown where he had made his home before, plotting revenge on Spamumu.......

[chaucer]

Chaucer: It's strange how Evilmul is being buried, but is still glowing green. That means... ...HE ISN'T BEING BURIED!
Mage: What do you mean?
Chaucer: He's headed... for... the Earth's core. We're all going to die.... If only... Wait! I have an idea!

Chaucer pulled out a banhammer and a needle and thread.

Chaucer: Being the establisher, I always keep a banhammer on me. Now...

Chaucer began to thread the needle. Then he stared sewing it through the banhammer (yes, SEWING it).

Chaucer: If I could whack him with this, he would be banned and we would be healed. But I don't have the power to ban someone. It would take at least a moderator...

[Hammered]

Hammered said, "Give it to me!"

[chaucer]

Chaucer gave Hammerred the banhammer.

[Hammered]

Hammered threw the banhammer at the abomination sinking into the core of the earth with all of her might.

[chaucer]

Upon collision, the monster screamed a scream so terrible, people who couldn't hear heard it. There was a nuclear explosion, and Evilmule was gone, and Chaucer, Ladymage, Hammerred, Coolguy, Wesly, Gir, Ogre, Regeneratorizer, and Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush were saved.

[Wesley]

It was over. They had won. All the catastrophies stopped. The orbs color was back to normal too. It was still broken, but with Evilmul gone it wasn't in danger anymore...or was it?

Basicily, if anyone wants to continue the story, they could say it was in danger.
If anyone wants to start a new story, you could say it wasn't.
Or you could just do whatever you were going to do in the first place.

[Ladymage]

mage looked sadly "its not going to be over...." she said "until that orb is fixed

[Hammered]

Spamumu said, "I will be happy to help repair the orb, just whistle when you are ready for me."Darn - I just finished some crackers and can't whistle at all. Could one of you handle this for me?

[Ladymage]

Mage laughed "ok" she whistled

as she was whistling, something strange was going on in the realm of the banned

[evil eye]

in the realm of the banned something was growing

Evil Eye watched his good side,from his Evillair, using his dr powers to attempt to create the ultimate weapon for Spamumu that woild help him on his quest

[Ladymage]

the animals in the mean time, looked at the nuetral zone "will this be the end of the fighting?" asked punk bunny
gir: I WANNA PET A BUNNY
Mage: I don't think its over yet...

[chaucer]

In the realm of the banned, there was not enough room for Evilmule. He would have to be transported somewhere else. He was transported into Gir's pet collection.

Gir: Oooh!
Evilmule: *gulp*
Gir: PET! PET! ME LIKE THINGY PET!

Gir picked up Evilmule and started using him as a tee for when he played golf. Gir almost always hit the tee instead of the ball, too.

Evilmule: I'll Ow be back Ow Ow Ow.

[Ladymage]

Mage laughed "ah innocence" she smiled while watching gir

[Spamumu]

"Did I hear someone whistle," Spamumu asked?

[Ladymage]

Mage nodded, "yes, we are ready to fix the orb" she said softly

[evil eye]

Evil Eye snickered. he knew that although the spammeres were in the land of the banned he was still up and about! he had a master plan:

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m126/hackenbush_2006/spam.jpg

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :idea:

[Spamumu]

Spamumu raised his wand and said, "Alakazam." A large bolt of lightning sparked between his wand and the orb. The orb glowed brightly and started to flash in a rainbow of colors. Then it started to hum. "You'd better get the orb back to its home quickly," Spamumu said. Simulaneously, Evil Eye shrunk until he would easilly fit inside his spam can. Mage dropped him into it and drop kicked him into a bottomless pit of nothingness. He was never heard from again.

[yourter12]

Then yourter12 bumped into everybody, getting the orb back.

[Hammered]

... and Hammered whacked him with her banhammer and took it back. She headed back to the good castle with the orb, easily reaching it with no interference from the others, as all the good players were watching her back.

[Ladymage]

meanwhile gir had put the grail pieces, his shinies, back into his head

Mage flew about helping the animals of the forest fix the damage to their castle in the neutral zone, along with the ogre

"Thank you Mage, you kept your word" said the punk bunny
"Don't thank me yet, there is still danger out there" said Mage
"But you and your friends stopped the fighting, if you need our help, let us know" said the bunny with a smile

[Hammered]

RULES:

- Code of Conduct

People may be captured but not killed. You can fight each other if it is not too violent. (such as gore, blood, or severe impalement) You cannot just explode the castles in one hit or have the good side win instantly. You need to not be mean to people and just have fun! Remember, no trash talking!

[Wesley]

As Hammered entered the orb room, she was followed by some good characters. She started to place the orb on the pedestal.

Wesley:I wonder why Yourter wanted the orb so bad?

[Hammered]

"He probably wanted to make a copy of it," Hammered said, "but it doesn't really matter because he has been banned from this story for failing to follow the rules."

[Ladymage]

Mage nodded "still..." she said softly "maybe I should beef up the defences" she summoned the plasma from the red orb to surround the newly repaired orb "I am the only one who can cross that stuff, so it should be safe, since I don't intend to be a spammer anytime in this reality"

[Wesley]

Wesley: Good idea! Nothing should be able to get through that!
Bone: Nothing...should...

Wesley looked over at Bone. He was acting strange.

Wesley:What's wrong?
Bone: I no say anything, but after T.I.M.E. blew DLF away, DLF was laughing as he disapered into the sky.
Wesley:So?
Bone: He was glowing... I think he absorbed blast! I also heard from one of my undercover comrads that he saw Evil Eye snickering about something.
Wesley: Evilmul may be gone, but we're still at war with the Spam Side.
I hope the plasma protects the orb...

[Ladymage]

Mage nodded "the old motto of the spam slayers 'spam never dies and neither shall we'" she said sternly "thankfully the grail is in safe, if insane and silly, hands" she smiled "and the orb is surrounded by a substance only a fool would dare cross without first going through the purfication ritual"

[evil eye]

Evil eye was falling down his bottomless pit thinking"wow so this is how a pit o' nothingness feels like" when he hit bottom hard. he ssomehow escaped but he returned to his evillair and decided to quti the spam war because people kept doing things to him he didnt like!

[Ladymage]

Mage flited around the good and neutral zones while gir played in the fields

"we need to keep alert" she thought as she watched both areas carefully

[Wesley]

*Yawn* Wesley was bored. Sure, the war was bad, but without it, there would be nothing to do. He and Bone patrolled the good castle. From it's labrotories, to it's secret rooms, to the orb room.

Bone: This boring...
Wesley: *sigh* I wish something would happen around here...

Just then, the alarm system went off. Someone evil was in the castle.

Wesley: I didn't mean it!!!
Bone: Well, at least we something to do...

The intruder couldn't be after the orb, it was so well protected now! Unless...they were after something else...

[Ladymage]

Mage flew fast back to the good guys castle "WHAT HAPPENED!?"

[Wesley]

Wesley: We don't know. There's an intruder in the castle. It says that the intruder is in one of the labrotories.
Bone: What they after?
Wesley: Well, there's nothing there except...Oh no! We have to get there fast!

They started running.

Bone: What? What so important?
Wesley: Do you know the spam can Evil Eye dissipered inside of?
Bone:Yes...
Wesley:Somehow, it got out of the pit of nothingness, and allies took it to the lab to study it. If the enemies got it , they could revive Evilmul...or do something worse...

[Ladymage]

Mage froze "worse....." she knew that the only thing worse then a spammer, was the creature of the void, something that would send all into nothingness and silence....

[Mr.Onion]

Suddenly, Wesly.....

[evil eye]

Evil Eye didnt like the fact that it was HIS spam can and they were linking it too evilmule!!!!!!1

so he decided to give them what the wanted*heheheh*

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m126/hackenbush_2006/spam.jpghttp://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m126/hackenbush_2006/spam.jpg

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Hammered]

Hammered decided to conduct a crush test on one of the extra spam cans. She placed it into the compressor and squashed it into a 1/2" x 1/2" by 1/2" cube. Unfortunately, someone was trapped inside. It was evil eye's brother, the other eye...

[death]

and Death suddenly came with his evil army!

and war broke out


YARGH! THE HORROR

[evil eye]

The Other told me to say this:

The Other /eye was very uncomfortable in this spam can. how he got here he didnt know. he assumed he got written in by someone though being in a can he idint know who

[Wesley]

Wesley then started to run toward the lab where the original spam can was.

Wesley:If we get there first, we can put it in the orb room, so there's less of a chance the anyone will get it.

Just then Death and his army rammed into the castle. The castle violently shook.

Wesley: What's going on?
Mage: I don't know!
Bone: Trying to take over castle!

Just then, cans of spam came through the window and exploded.

Wesley: Ack!!!
Bone: It's everywhere!!!
Wesley: They have spam BOMBS!?!?
?????:No, but I do!
Wesley:Who said that?
Bone: Doesn't matter, have to get the original spam can, and put it where the orb is, so nobody evil can get it!

The castle violently shook again.

Bone: But who's going to help stop army?

[the other eye]

I will help stop the army!!!! with my knowledge of evil eye i am an invaluable asset to this spam war!!!

[Ladymage]

Mage became angred "this war was to be over, don't they know what might come?"

she flew fast to get the all the spam cans they had confiscated so they all could be in the orb room, buried deep in the plasma

[chaucer]

Just before the alarms went off:

Eventually Gir nocked Evilmule all the way out of the ground. He was sent flying.

Evilmule: At last!

He popped one of his wings off.

Evilmule: Go to the castle and set off the alarms.

The wing bowed (don't ask) and went off. Meanwhile Evilmule headed unnoticed to the orb room.

Right now:

Hammered: There's just a wierd black thing in the lab.... I wonder... but that's impossible!
Mage: What?
Hammered: This looks like Evilmule's wing! But he was sent to Gir's care!
Mage: This could only mean- what's that sound?

There was a strange sound coming from the direction of the orb room. It sounded like someone talking.

???: By the powers of the void, dark and dreadful, the creature revived. I command you, REACT!
Mage: HE'S SOMONING THE CREATURE OF THE VOID!
Wesly: But who is he?

??? stepped out of the shadows. It was Evilmule.

Mage: Get him! Att- oh no! Please no! Don't do it!
Wesly: What's- Ahh! Don't hurt me! Please!
Hammered: The're acting so str-str- No! Jamul! Don't ban me!
Evilmule: So the void creature has that much power. Hmm....

The orb started expanding. It was turning red, black, red, black, grey, white, red, black- BOOM! It exploded into a thousand pieces. The void creature was free. And through the whole process, Evilmule never touched the plasma (which had no effect on the VC (Void Creature)).

[Ladymage]

Mage knew what they needed, the creation, the creationist, but that creature was lost to the ages

"I need to find out where this creature's counterpart went" whispered mage as she flew off"

[Wesley]

Just the creature standing there took all of their energy. It seemed to make a hologram of everyone's worst nightmare. Even everyone in the army outside was going insane.

?????:AAAHHHH!!! S-STOP IT! LET ME GO!!!

At least there was a little bit of good happening.

Wesley: What's...going...on...

Wesley tried to focus, but he could hardly speak.

Bone: Why is everyone acting so weird?

Bone seemed immune to the monsters's power.

Wesley:Get...peices......take...to...secret...cham ber...under...castle......break...energency...glas s......run...away...

Bone sucked up the pieces, then teleported away to the secret chamber. He broke the glass, then teleported back. He then spat out the orb.

Bone:How...

He didn't get to finish his sentance. A HUGE black hole appered in the exact center of the spam war world. The army was swept away, but Death held on to the edge of the castle. Startled, the monster temporarily lost it's focus.
Everyone snapped out of the trance,Then ran away. If that happened again, they were done for. Plus if the orb got broken again, there was no backup plan.

"We have to do something! There must be a way!" Wesley said while carrying the orb.

[chaucer]

Evilmule: STOP HER!

The VC leaped into the air at light speed and snatched down Ladymage.

Evilmule: Devower her!

The VC didn't actually eat her, it sucked her into a dimension of darkness.

Evilmule: Excellent! Since she is now in the Dimension of Darkness, I control her power! Which means, I can do all things a spamslayer can do!
Hammered: We must stop him! I know a way! We must go to the castle of Neutral past. There is a neutral orb there with the power to elliminate Spam, Good, and anything beyond.

[evil eye]

Evil eye was furious at everyone cuz he had no idea what was going on! he decided to make his own master plan involving fried shrimp and a bucket of frogurt


oh and bro? if you do that again ill tell on you( :roll: )

and make you do all my chores!

[death]

AND IT STARTED RAINING TACOS!

[Wesley]

As everyone found out they needed to go the neutral castle of the past, it started raining tacos.

Wesley:Well, it's better than spam!

The creature started to try to catch up to everyone so it could put everybody back in their nightmare trance.

Bone:I wonder...

Bone looked directly through the good castle orb to the last beam of sunlight in the sky. Just then, the orb turned into a portal, and sucked everyone inside. After a long ride, they had arrived...at the good castle of the past.

Wesley:We're almost there!

They looked around. Everything seemed so...quiet. They looked at the spam castle. It was huge! It must have been before whatever happened to the outside of the spam castle. Off in the distance, the saw the neutral castle. There were strange lights coming from it.

Wesley:We better hurry!

They raced ahead, but unknown to them, the creature of the void was slowly making it's way through the portal...

[Ladymage]

while mage was trapped and gir was eatting tacos, the grail began to glow

when touched by a true spamslayer, the creationist will revil itself, or her self I should say....

Mage: what....

her body began to glow as she felt a new power in her, light, but she couldn't burst out just yet....

?: Mage....young creator.....meditate and gain my strength
Mage: ok....

for now she was in a deep trance, but the creature was about get a big surprise

[death]

SHE GAINED THE POWER TO SUMMON SPAM!

and Death ordered his sekeleton army to stop eating the tacos and attack!

[Hammered]

So they attacked death and then went back to eating their tacos. Death got angry and started yelling at them, so they got angry right back and kicked him into a bottomless pit of nothingness.

[death]

and Death used his powers of evil to fly right out and eat some tacos too

[Ladymage]

sure the creationist could summon spam, it creates things, but it was also a force of good, it allowed for life, joy, sorrow, all things connected to existing, even death, which leads to rebirth.....

Mage's wings grew, she began to glow with a strange aura

in the battle, the grail pieces also began to glow, gir was surprised

GIR: shiniees glow, huh, w...where kitty lady
Punk: I don't know, but I heard she got swallowed by the void

the ogre hung his head sadly

Gir: WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mage: gir....
Gir: huh, you who where are you!
Mage: gir... I am in the void...I will return soon.... protect the grail.... protect your shinies gir
Gir: ooooo kkaaayy
Punk: gir who are you talking too....
Gir: WHEEEEHHOOOOOOHHOHOHO
Punk: never mind....

[chaucer]

Evilmule saw Ladymage trying to escape. He had planned it. At the exact second the Mage got out and her life force was connected to the life force of the VC, Evilmule swooped dpwm and connected to both of them. He was immortal.

Evilmule: Fool Ladymage. I thrive off of connection to other life. I thrive off of betrayal too, like this:

He shape shifted into Ladymage's form. He walked up to Wesly. He readied a laser, and fired. It hit Wesly square in the back of the head, knocking him out instantly.

Coolguy: HEY! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
Chaucer: BETRAYER!

Since Chaucer and Coolguy were both magicians, they united their powers, but the betrayal of Ladymage to Wesly had doubled Evilmule's strength. He morphed into the form of a spirit. He then picked up the Bunny protecting Gir and threw him aside, unnoticed. He morphed into the bunny and attacked Gir, making him drop the grail. His strength doubled, Evilmule reached for the grail...

and dropped to the ground, D.E.A.D.

[Ladymage]

but evil forgot that mage was not the same anymore, Mage was not just a spamslayer, her voice came from the void again

"Everyone, I am not a traitor, that is evilmule trying to fool you, get gir and run quickly, Gir grab the grail, your shiny, and run with the others. I cannot fight on your side right now, I am too weak, I will join you soon my friends, and evilmule will not control my powers, not without failing horribly, GO!!!"

[chaucer]

Ahem: Evilmule has total control of Mage and the VC, but at the moment, they can't do anything because of Evilmule being D.E.A.D. (Degraded to an Evil Attack Donkey). While he slowly fades away, taking Mage and VC with him, the others must get over the betrayal and get the Neutral Orb, or mage will be lost forever to the void (but not dead :wink: )

[Ladymage]

Mage's power grew in the void, she knew when the beast faded, her friends would be her last hope to get out, and banish the beast fully once more

she was the creationist now, if only long enough to do what she needed

[death]

and at the least moment, death looked up and saw that mage was planning to get rid of evilmule. so, death swooped over and tried to reap mage but instead tore his hood, He instead just ate another taco and release a horrible beam of revalation from his sythe which saved evilmule from destruction

[Wesley]

Wesley woke up.

Wesley: Ouch! That hurt!
Bone: Don't have time any more. Close eyes.

Bone teleported everyone to the orb room in the past neutral castle. Wesley got to orb and gave it to Bone.

Wesley:I'm to slow to evade suprise attacks, so you hold on to it.

They waited for something to happen.

Wesley:What's going on? Why isn't anything happening?
Bone:Take it to present neutral castle.
Wesley:Why?
Bone:A long time ago, orb in neutral castle was smashed, and the pieces melted by DLF. That why evil come back. In fact, all castle have one. But location of spam orb known to only one monster.
Wesley:DLF...
Bone:When all orb gone, world fall into void.
Wesley:But how are we going to get to neutral castle? Death and his unbeatable army are there!
Bone:...Don't know.
Wesley:We'll figure something out when we get there. We don't have time to stand around!

Everyone went back to the portal.

?????:Did you forget me?
They turned around to face DLF.
Wesley:You!
DLF:That's right, the powerful DLF!
Wesley:If you're so powerful, how come the nightmare trance affected you?
DLF:...It doesn't matter. If you want to return to the future you'll have to go through me first!

[death]

Death thought about the past neutral castle and realized that his ally, Dark Lord Farely, was in gravy danger. so he set off to the orb room at once

[Ladymage]

Mage's strength grew, but she still needed that orb to get out

"come on guys" she whispered

Gir was still dancing around, the void could not harm him, for he had the last light of creation in his head, the holy grail of spam...

[death]

death thought about mage and her quest but didn't bother with such weaklings.

he came to the entrance of the orb room and heard a noise

off topic: hey guys, since this is going so well, why don't we make this a PAW for SWC! I think it's a good Idea

[Ladymage]

mage chuckled, she heard death's thoughts

"I may seem weak now, but he doesn't know, I am what he is, I am life and death, I am existance, silly boy" she thought

[Wesley]

DLF fired a death beam at everyone, scattering them. He teleported in front of Bone.

DLF:I never did "Thank" you for what you did.

He threw a super spam bomb at Bone.

Bone:My eyes! Can't see!

In confusion, he spun around and fired a death beam around the castle. It hit the portal, and it started to crumble.

Wesley:No! That's our only way home!
DLF:Finally! Things go my way!
Wesley:That's your only way home too.
DLF:...I knew that.

Bone finally got the spam off his eyes. He looked at the portal.

Bone:Oh no...

DLF and everyone else raced to the portal at the same time.

They all got through but DLF was whisked away somewhere just before they arrived back where the orb was. They all were thrown out of the orb. They got up to find Death.

[Ladymage]

Mage felt the disturbance and began to glow "you will get home, please, you have too"

[death]

Death felt DLF's presence being wisked away. "NO, This can't be!"

HE charged into the orb room, right past his enemies, to find no one but a fading DLF's body

then he saw DLF wink at him and Death smiled. "I knew he couldn't have been gone"

Then he heard soomething outside the door

[Wesley]

It was Death's former army. Apperently, they weren't taking orders anymore.

Wesley:We don't have time for this!

He blew a hole in the the wall with his Loonybomb, and everyone ran ahead. Death would have to deal with his army by himself. They ran to the neutral castle and finally got inside it. They were about to find the empty orb room when the castle started to shake.

Wesley:Not again...

[death]

I don't have time for this either. He had to find DLF and figure out which is a greater threat.

[chaucer]

But it was for better than worse. Mage had finally been able to connect to the orb, freeing her. Evilmule melted into a small cup of void water and Chaucer picked him up.

Chaucer: This is my chance to destroy evilmule forever.

Chaucer's eyes started glowing a blinding white. His cloak started to rustle in an unearthly wind. He raised his staff. He shot a laser at the void water and upon contact, it became ice. Chaucer buried the ice under a pile of debris, where it melted back into water and stayed silent, motionless, and undisturbed, became forgotten.

[evil eye]

unlike evil eye who had rejoined the spambattle and was NOT frogotten...

[Hammered]

... but he was hard to see, since he was still shrunk down to the size of his spam can, so coolguy stepped on him. Fortunately, evil eye was so small that he fit in between the treads on coolguys' sneakers, so the damage to evil eye was only minor.

[Ladymage]

Mage's new form shone, her wings tiped silver as she flew down "Where is the void..." she said

Gir: ohhhh CAT GIRL HAS METAL WINGS