Kingdom of Loathing

[MadBob006]

Has anyone played this game? It's a very fun (and extremely funny) turn-based RPG, and all the characters are stick figures!:lol: Better yet, it's free!

www.kingdomofloathing.com (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com)

[Devon Rose]

iIt seems to ring a bell. But I'm more into graphical based games which aren't free, hence better quality. But there is one game called Glest which is made at source.forge and it's 3D, with good graphics.

[Jamul]

I played KoL years ago, it was super fun(ny). I had a Pastamancer.

[AtkinsSJ]

I play! Sometimes. I'm AtkinsSJ, a level 8 Orreganoccultist. (Sauceror) I was thinking of setting-up a Hamumu guild once I was a high-enough level.

[Jordo]

I used to play it as a Seal Clubber. I think my name was Jordo12 or something like that. I remember it being quite funny, like a pet monkey made out of balloons, or a cult of fast-food frycooks.

[PurpleKoopa]

I played it for a while. I was a Turtle Tamer! (What else would I be?)

[AtkinsSJ]

Hmmm, it seems that now you have to have ascended once to start a clan. I'm not sure though, and since I'm already a member of a clan (the PastaClubbers!) I don't want to leave to find out.

[Mr.Onion]

I just registered.

"What would Luke Skywalker do in this situation?'

You concentrate and telekineticly move the crates away."

[AtkinsSJ]

Yay! I created a clan! The name is 'The Hamumians'. Look it up!

[WackieWatty]

I joined, but It's still a bit lonely!

[Mr.Onion]

Yay! I created a clan! The name is 'The Hamumians'. Look it up!
Pity I'm still level 2.

EDIT: accept Pierate.

[AtkinsSJ]

You're in!

[MadBob006]

I'm at level 5 (or maybe 6.) and I'm a Pastamancer. If anyone has any good hot tips on getting extra adventures, please let me know!

[Mr.Onion]

Eat Brains! (or anything for that matter)

[PurpleKoopa]

I thought you were supposed to collect brains, not eat them... and collect candles too - whoops, wrong game!

[AtkinsSJ]

Yay! Jamul joined my clan!
Madbob, why don't you join?

EDIT: ONOS!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/AtkinsSJ/koopa.png

[Mr.Onion]

He did join. Who has tips for a lvl 3?

[AtkinsSJ]

He did join.
No, he didn't. Members: Me, WW, you and Jamul. None pending.
I don't really know of any tips, without giving anything away. Except you get 40 adventures a day, capping at 200. So use them!

[Mr.Onion]

I though you meant KoL

[MadBob006]

Alright, alright, I'll join. I'm EbilBob, by the way!:grin:

[AtkinsSJ]

Yay! You joined!

Right, there's 50,000 meat in the clan coffers. What do you guys want the most?

Where there's an OR, it's because those items are in the same place, so only one is available at once.

Radio (50,000 meat)
OR
Desk Calendar (+1 adventures a day - 20,000 meat)

Hanging Calendar (+3 adventures a day - 50,000 meat)
OR
An Infuriating Painting (Members receive 5 extra PvP fights per day - 50,000 meat)

A Collection of Arcane Tomes and Whatnot (Allows members to improve their Mysticality)

50,000 Meat

A Wrestling Mat (Members receive 3 extra PvP fights per day) 20,000 Meat
OR
A Tan-U-Lots Tanning Bed (Allows members to improve their Moxie) 50,000 Meat

A Hobo-Flex Workout System (Members can exercise their Muscle) 50,000 Meat

Please post what you want. You can have 2 20,000 meat items, or one 50,000 meat one.

[Mr.Onion]

Yay! You joined!

Right, there's 50,000 meat in the clan coffers. What do you guys want the most?

Where there's an OR, it's because those items are in the same place, so only one is available at once.

Radio (50,000 meat)
OR
Desk Calendar (+1 adventures a day - 20,000 meat)

Hanging Calendar (+3 adventures a day - 50,000 meat)
OR
An Infuriating Painting (Members receive 5 extra PvP fights per day - 50,000 meat)

A Collection of Arcane Tomes and Whatnot (Allows members to improve their Mysticality)

50,000 Meat

A Wrestling Mat (Members receive 3 extra PvP fights per day) 20,000 Meat
OR
A Tan-U-Lots Tanning Bed (Allows members to improve their Moxie) 50,000 Meat

A Hobo-Flex Workout System (Members can exercise their Muscle) 50,000 Meat


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What does the radio do?

[AtkinsSJ]

No idea. It says it gives 'benefits' to whoever listens.

[PurpleKoopa]

ONOS!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/AtkinsSJ/koopa.png

Sure, it's not from the Kingdom of Loafing - I mean Loathing, but it's surely from the Mushroom Kingdom! :grin:

[AtkinsSJ]

You need the Continuum Transfunctioner to battle it. Then go to the Forest.

EDIT: Yay! I'm level 9! Now I can set-up a shop!
EDIT 2: I got a huge spoon!
http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bigspoon.gif
huge spoonThis spoon is too big. This spoon is too big. This spoon is too big. Seriously. If Elvis saw this, even a normal-sized Elvis, he'd say "Look at that thing! That thing's huge!"

Type: weapon (1-handed utensil)
Power: 90
Muscle Required: 30
Selling Price: 95 Meat.Enchantment:
Spell Damage +10

EDIT 3: ROFL! This is a foreman of the 7-Foot Dwarves who work Itznotyerzitz Mine. The foremen live in a nearby gorge. You'd better be careful, or he might beat you up and cook you on his gorge Foreman grill.

[WackieWatty]

Yay, I got a Levitating Potato!
I'm level 4 now, not overly brilliant, but I'm taking lots of artificial enhancers:wink:

[MadBob006]

There's a Gnollish plunger in the clan stash, in case any of you need something to sell. I am level 7 now! :grin:

[Mr.Onion]

I'm Level 4.

[AtkinsSJ]

Anyone else got have a preference of what clan items they want?

[Mr.Onion]

This is a foreman of the 7-Foot Dwarves who work Itznotyerzitz Mine. The foremen live in a nearby gorge. You'd better be careful, or he might beat you up and cook you on his gorge Foreman grill.

And the giant dwarf is....?

An oxymoron.....

[regeneratorizer]

As you round a bend in a corridor in Noob Cave, you encounter an angry-looking ogre standing next to a pile of skulls. One at a time, he picks up the skulls and cracks them with a hammer, before throwing them back into the pile. All of a sudden, he turns in your direction, grunting "What's that ruckus?" You briefly consider asking him to describe the ruckus, but decide instead that discretion is the better part of not getting your skull cracked. You climb up through the acoustical tiling and start making your way back toward the entrance of the cave. On the way, you start making up a joke about a cave with acoustical tiling, but you don't quite make it to the punchline before you lose interest. You pat yourself on the back for having made such a smooth escape.You gain 1 Chutzpah.Bleh, too short.


Bleh, I forgot why I even posted. I put in a thing to the clan. Im 'Pyroxic'. Dont ask.

[ducklegion]

I have a spray paint can...should I write anything about Hamumu on the graffiti wall?

[AtkinsSJ]

If you like. I'm sure Jamul won't mind some free advertising.

[ducklegion]

Once I get level 3 im joining the clan :)

[Wesley]

I want to join the clan too. I'm waiting for a reply from Atkins. (Before you join the website e-mails the clan leader)

[Coolguy]

I'm CowLad. :D Obey the cows! I'm a level 2 pastamancer, and I'm going to join the clan as soon as I'm level 3.

[Wesley]

I'm Wesley1. (Creative name huh?:rolleyes: ) I'm a level 4 Pastamancer.

[Hammered]

I am Hammered (bet you'll never guess how I thought that one up), a level 3 Saucerer.

[AtkinsSJ]

Does anyone know who 'Luciaria' is? She's pending.
Oh, and Yay! 11 members!

EDIT: Oh, and can people PLEASE say what they'd like to be added to the Clan Hall? Please?

[ducklegion]

Luciaria is weirdly from the hamchat :)

[Mr.Onion]

Luciaria is weirdly from the hamchat :)
It can't be, because Weirdly -> Wesly -> Wesly1

[Jordo]

Luciara is Sloth in chat (and possibly forums).

[Wesley]

Luciaria is weirdly from the hamchat :)

:confused: No I'm not.

EDIT:I posted seconds after Jordo and Mr.Onion, so nvm.

[Coolguy]

Atkins, lemme in the Hamumians! I am Cow Lad the Pastamancer. :)

[blackmyth]

Me too, I am blackmyth, the Disco Bandit/Rythm Rogue. Also, I would like the moxie booster, but won't ask for it, since it looks like I'm the only groovy person and I wouldn't want to be selfish. Anyway, one level to go till I can join.

[AtkinsSJ]

Everyone's been added.
It seems the grand majority (6 out of 13) are Pastamancers, in fact 9 out of 13 are Mysticality-people, so I'm going to buy the Arcane Tomes.

[Mr.Onion]

YAY!

BTW, 7 is a majority of 13.

[WackieWatty]

YAY!

BTW, 7 is a majority of 13.

He probably means that most of the peopel are Pastamancers, i.e. No more than 6 people are other type;-)

[AtkinsSJ]

Yeah. 6 Pastamancers, 3 Saucerors, and 1 each of Turtle Tamers, Disco Bandits, Seal Clubbers and Accordion Thieves.

[WackieWatty]

The Pastamancers, and Eric, have bested you all!

And I've recently moved on up to Lvl 5!

[PurpleKoopa]

I'm PurpleKoopa2000, of course. Let me in - letmein! Let me in.

[evil clone]

im evil clone. clever dont you think.
let me in lvl 3 saucer

[blackmyth]

I'm now a level 5 Beat Snatcher, but might not join the Hamumu clan for a while. I'm in a guild that provides 1,500 meat a day (so they claim, but I'll see what happens), a full gym and other stuff. I wanna level up before I join this clan (hey, it's a great opportunity), so don't wait up for me.

[varkarrus]

I'm Varkarrus! Please to meet you! (no, really, I joined as Varkarrus)

[AtkinsSJ]

I added PK and EC. Varkarrus, be sure to request to join when you reach level 3!

[iloot4fun]

ello fellow loathers my game name is iloot4fun and my clan is The F.L.L.

i would like to extend a frendship to ur clan will the leader pm with a reply

i am a lv 7 disco bandit 2 aescensions:lol:

[varkarrus]

Noooo!!! No more endless hours of KOL, I (my character) got drunk! (pink elephants, heh heh)

[PurpleKoopa]

Wait 'till tomorrow - your character will be normal again. Remember kids, don't drink and play games! :lol:

[blackmyth]

Or drink games and play, that can be quite dangerous too.

[varkarrus]

I gained 3 levels in 3 minutes! How? The hidden temple! Each adventure gives you like, 75 muscleness! 50 Rougishness! 80 mysticality! I being a disco bandit, look forward to all the arrow traps. Those exercise Moxie (don't ask why)

To enter:
Do a lot of adventures in spooky woods. In the process, you will get a map, a sapling, and fertilizer. Use the map, and Bingo! It appears magically!

PS: Any good ways to gain adventures without getting drunk?

[Wesley]

PS: Any good ways to gain adventures without getting drunk?[/quote]

Try eating food, but you do get full and unable to eat after a while.

There's a great way to get lots of money. Once you reach level 5, go to the mall and search for a "Warm Subject gift certificate". If there is a limit to how many you buy a day, then buy some. (If there isn't a limit, it's a rip-off.) Once you have the ticket, sell it, you should have 100-200 (Depending on the price of the ticket) extra meat (Currency) then before you bought the ticket. Repeat the process until you reach the limit to gets lots of meat. I get an average of 1000 meat a day. (If I visit the right store)

[varkarrus]

Is there a way to get un-drunk without having to wait?

[Wesley]

Nope.

[blackmyth]

**** ramen**, or those spicy noodles*, get lots of adventures.




*Not real name.
**Unsure.

[WackieWatty]

That temple sure is handy!;-)

Mushrooms give you 2-4 adventures each, but you can only eat about 8? each day

[AtkinsSJ]

Generally, the more cooking/combining some food or drink has gone through, the more adventures it gives.
But for some reason, Tofurkey Gravy, when drunk, gives 12 adventures, IIRC. Wierd.

[Sloth]

i am gving up on KoL
pm me if you want the acct. for spare meat or items or using adventures to get items or even using the character.

[Mr.Onion]

Please use the Clan Chat, by typing "/c clan" into the chat window.

[AtkinsSJ]

Is anyone here 'JackTheRipper'? They've applied to the clan.

[PurpleKoopa]

Hey, Atkins! If you get a user applying to the clan called I3ond007, it's Blackmyth. He wanted me to tell you that. Okay, bye!

[grim3vil]

i am grim3vilx can i join your group plz

[Hammered]

If you applied and haven't yet been accepted, I will accept you as soon as KoL comes back up. If you haven't applied, do so, and I will accept you.

[grim3vil]

also i cant find a place to buy foods that give adventures that exept meat also i am a level 3 pastamancer

[Hammered]

When you get to level 5, you will be able to get in the mall, where you should be able to find anything you want.

[grim3vil]

oh and i created a new account so there will be another grim3vil on the team that i do not use i am grim3vilx i am waiting to be let in

[AtkinsSJ]

When you're a high enough level (5, I think) you can go into the clan district in town. Search for 'The Hamumians', then apply.

[Mr.Onion]

Level 3.

[rtys]

man, they really gotta tell us when a familar is going to take item from you.

[Hammered]

I thought you knew about the wiki?

[Mr.Onion]

And since when did familiars take items from you? :???:

[Hammered]

I think he is talking about those that take items to build, like the Spooky Pirate Skeleton, which gathers up the bones and such when you use your pirate skull.

[rtys]

hey how do you defeat the bone dragon btw?

[Mr.Onion]

Get a certain amount of moxie and he can't hit you at all.

[Hammered]

... which is, of course, something that you could have found out ... in the wiki!

[grim3vil]

i need to find a good familiar any help?

[Hammered]

Different familiars are good for different things, so it is impossible to tell you what a good familiar is, because you haven't said what you are working on right now.

[regeneratorizer]

I like my Pet Rock. I named him Balboa. :D

[AtkinsSJ]

Unfortunately, you can't enter pet rocks in the arena. I've tried.

[Hammered]

My rock is named E. Balboa. Also rocks are the dumbest possible familiar.

[Jordo]

I have 2 pet rocks, one has a tooth. The toothless is Amadeus, and the toothed is 3rd from the Sun.

[rtys]

There's a small burned patch of ground here, smelling of used-up magical energy. You know that feeling you get from chewing on tinfoil? That's what it smells like.

?

[Mr.Onion]

That goes somewhere when your level 4 and complete the Farnswarthy's quest.

[rtys]

i have finished the quest.

ps.whats a snakehead charrrmm for?

and how do i access this palidome?

[Mr.Onion]

You need two snakehead charrrrms to get to the Palindome.
(http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Talisman_o%27_Nam)

[rtys]

i got em, but nothing happens.

[Mr.Onion]

Did you read that link?

[rtys]

i have the item, but nothing happens

[Hammered]

You have the item, but do you have it equipped?

[rtys]

hmm.i see it now.thanks.

[grim3vil]

how do you kill the king knob goblin

[Coolguy]

Go to the Knob Goblin Harem and get the Knob Goblin Harem Girl costume, and then put on the perfume. Then you can fight the King.

[rtys]

man i sold helion cubes for 990 meat got enough to train a skil at my guild.
What a good deal!

[Hammered]

That was a horrible deal - they are worth 1900 - check the mall before you set your prices, people.

[rtys]

horrible?at least i got some meat for my hard work!

*slaps self in face secretely*
(really gotta check the mall next time)

gotta farm more cubes!

[Hammered]

Based on my conversation with rtys, one more piece of advice on selling in the flea market which I should have passed on ...

If your buyer is someone called sellbot, I can guarantee you that item was priced way too low. Sellbot is a computer program that functions as a robber baron, continuously prowling the flea market for underpriced items that can be snatched up and sold in someone's store for a huge profit.

[grim3vil]

i am rich i got 10000 meat

[Mr.Onion]

Total income: 56,615 Meat.

That is only from my store, from the last 2 days.

[rtys]

hmm once i get 50 hellion cube's i'll see where i'll sell em.man im going to be rich.

[blackmyth]

Where do you get these cubes?

[rtys]

why do need em? you are rich already and nether are you a sauceror.

man i really need a get rich quick scheme fast other than the current method

[Hammered]

They come from the Friar's Gate.

[blackmyth]

I assume that has something to do with the Deep Fat Friars (great pun :lol: ).

[rtys]

Fellow hammunains, if you want to eat your cocoa eggshell fragments, eat them all up,cause its useless to eat the whole egg when all fragments are combined into a whole egg.

Thus, do not put the pieces together or you will get a useless uneatable egg.

[Coolguy]

The Cocoa egg is still edible, and it gives a familiar, too. Having a full egg is much better than having a fragment.

[rtys]

anyone know of any good foods out there?

[Mr.Onion]

Spaghetti with skullheads is always good.

[blackmyth]

Spooky Hi-Mein is a good one.

[deleted]

[grim3vil]

i was going through the sleasy black alley and i wasn't paying attention and for some reason i am now a girl

[Coolguy]

There's an adventure in the Alley that lets you pay some money to change your gender. You should go there and change back. :D

[rtys]

what a twisted thing to lets ppl change their gender.

ps,

what would you guys do if you had 8 spare ten leaf clovers?

[blackmyth]

Use a few, save a few, sell none.

[Mr.Onion]

Sell them all for about 24,000 meat, unless I'm playing in ########, amdnd I'll save them all for when they're needed.

[rtys]

anit that overpriced a lot? ten leaf clovers sell for only 3000 meat

[Julian]

Sell them all for about 24,000 meat, unless I'm playing in ########, amdnd I'll save them all for when they're needed.
What's the "########"?

[Mr.Onion]

anit that overpriced a lot? ten leaf clovers sell for only 3000 meat

Multiply 3000 by 8.

What's the "########"?

hardcore mode.

[Wesley]

Personally, I'd save them for Sneaky Pete's day, which is coming up. Unless you don't care about the Sneaky Pete's day bonus, then you could do all of the above.

[rtys]

i cant get my head round this sneaky pete's day thing.

[Wesley]

Wikipedia is your friend. (In this case, the KOL wiki)

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Sneaky_Pete%27s_Day (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Sneaky_Pete%27s_Day)

In case you're too lazy to read, I'll sum it up.

On this day, you can exceed your drunken limit by 10. It is also the only day you can make green beers. The recipe is below, as well as info on how to get the ingredients.

ten-leaf clover + ice (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Ten-leaf_clover)-cold Sir Schlitz (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Ice-cold_Sir_Schlitz) | ice-cold Willer (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Ice-cold_Willer)

NOTE:After you are falling down drunk, you can only drink green beers.

When you have a drink count of 26 or more, (By drinking green beers over your limit) you can bonus adventures! (Also known as St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor) There are other ways of getting drunker too by using items.

[grim3vil]

i have at least 10 ten leaf clovers

[blackmyth]

Wow, today I got 34,260 meat by merely adventuring (though I spent nearly all of it). :shock:

[grim3vil]

i cant get my gender back i have went to the same alley 81 times

[blackmyth]

If you have enough money: BUY A STORE!!! I bought one, and decided to stock it, and it turns out that a bunch of my stuff was worth lots of meat (though great pricing made this easier)! Observe:

03/17/07 00:47:41 slugBoy bought 3 (candy stake) for 3750 Meat.
03/17/07 00:45:28 GoldS bought 1 (tropical paperweight) for 45000 Meat.
03/17/07 00:43:01 Kandel bought 1 (drywall axe) for 310 Meat.
03/17/07 00:35:06 BEAST333 bought 1 (coconut shell) for 850 Meat.
03/17/07 00:27:18 mr_christmastree bought 1 (bottle of tequila) for 300 Meat.
03/17/07 00:25:05 Devore bought 2 (beer lens) for 2000 Meat.
03/17/07 00:23:47 Chebus bought 1 (tropical wrapping paper) for 150000 Meat.
03/17/07 00:23:29 babaraccus bought 1 (fizzy potion) for 120 Meat.
03/17/07 00:23:25 alphabits bought 1 (bottle of gin) for 350 Meat.
03/17/07 00:08:17 BlackJackkol bought 1 (tropical wrapping paper) for 150000 Meat.
03/17/07 00:07:00 Shellie_Webster bought 1 (cream pie) for 2000 Meat.
03/17/07 00:03:37 sellbot bought 1 (chrome sword) for 1300 Meat.
03/16/07 23:55:12 food_seller bought 1 (titanium assault umbrella) for 310 Meat.
03/16/07 23:55:11 Jadyte bought 1 (cocoa egg) for 806 Meat.
03/16/07 23:40:53 chuggy bought 1 (photoprotoneutron torpedo) for 288 Meat.
03/16/07 23:39:33 Sheena Concertina bought 1 (cold ninja mask) for 180 Meat.
03/16/07 23:25:15 falconj bought 1 (spooky hockey mask) for 80000 Meat.
03/16/07 23:23:46 small skred little guy bought 1 (automatic catapult) for 300 Meat.
03/16/07 23:00:40 Nickles bought 1 (30669 scroll) for 350 Meat.
03/16/07 22:52:01 TinyPlasticDevi bought 1 (30669 scroll) for 350 Meat.
03/16/07 22:42:06 Maddddddog bought 1 (asbestos ore) for 150 Meat.
03/16/07 22:29:48 Wachoom bought 1 (30669 scroll) for 400 Meat.
03/16/07 22:28:03 Kayvon bought 1 (hellion cube) for 1750 Meat.

Total income: 440,864 Meat.

I also made an extra 20k by selling four stuffed items (not the shoulder parrot, two astral badgers and two cheshire bittens), but selling stuffed items is risky/sketchy, and I sold to a collector, and collectors pay high(er). He paid 5k for each.

In short: BUY A STORE.

[rtys]

but a store costs 50000

[WackieWatty]

No, a store costs 50,000 meat.

[rtys]

still its expensive.

[Julian]

ARGH! I need four more drunkness!

[blackmyth]

Not that expensive if you have the right items to stock it with, which will roll in the profits (I've gotten about 390,000 meat profit if you take away the cost of the actual store). :D

[rtys]

the problem is when you dont have the funds to buy the store

[grim3vil]

ARGH! I need four more drunkness!
barrel full of barrels

[Julian]

barrel full of barrels
NOT when you're falling down drunk.

[blackmyth]

Two things:

1. Yay, just bought a misshapen animal skeleton for 150k.

2. ARGH!!! I can't get past the Naughty Sorceress's second form. :(

[PurpleKoopa]

I found that the Misshapen Animal Skeleton was a huge help in Naughty Sorceress battle.

Are you using the Wiki's advice?

[blackmyth]

I'm using advice from this site (which I find easier to navigate):

http://www.subjunctive.net/kol/QuestSpoilers.html

I'm about to buy a furry outfit and try again.

[blackmyth]

03/20/07 11:35:05 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.

[Mr.Onion]

For anyone else going to ascend, do so as a Teetotaller, since the Feast of Boris is in a few weeks, and you still have time to clear Ronin.

[blackmyth]

Lucky I chose Teetotaller! :D Mind explaining exactly what The Feast of Boris is?

[Hammered]

The Feast of Boris is like Thanksgiving and involves lots of eating. You can eat extra on that day. The reason why this is advantageous to teetotalers is that they don't get a liver of steel, they get a stomach of steel and if you have a stomach of steel, with the extra eating you can do on that day, you have enough fullness available to eat an entire wedding cake. Why would you want to do that? For the trophy, of course.

[blackmyth]

Argh, I need to spend 530 adventures in two weeks. >.>

[rtys]

You hear a strange chattering noise emanating from the innards of your chef-in-the-box.

Update

You hear an unhealthy-sounding clicking noise coming from inside your chef-in-the-box.

[Hammered]

I predict an impending asplosion.

[rtys]

ONOS What should i do?
Man i hope i dont have get another brain again.it takes ages to get one

PS.Hey does know what beer lens are for?

[Mr.Onion]

You could buy the whole thing from the mall.

[Hammered]

If your chef does asplode, if will give you many of the components, which may or may not include the brain. You can adventure for the parts that you don't get back, or just buy them in the mall. Also, if you adventure where the brain is with a clover, you will be the brain. It will take no time at all, but it is smarter to just sell the clover and use the profits to buy the brain, since they sell for about twice what the brains do.

Beer lenses are used in contructing a bartender.

[Mr.Onion]

I've made a buffing account, called "Apricots". Unfortunatly, he is only Level 4, and only has the Moxious Madigral. However, if you want me to cast it on you, leave a note with the name of your account and 50 meat per 5 turns you want it.

[blackmyth]

I finally bought a buff worth selling (would have posted way earlier, but I also had less MP and no other buffs). I have an account with Empathy of the Newt, so if anybody wants that, send 20 meat per turn (this is an expensive spell, mind you) to 'I3ond007' (the 'B' is a capital 'i' and a '3', in case anybody gets confused).

Bwahahaha! Empathy!

[rtys]

The lid of your chef-in-the-box suddenly pops open, and then closes again. Curious.

update

ONOOOSSSSS!!!!!!!

my chef in the box asploded and there's none of that pizza!

[Coolguy]

The white chocolate and tomato pizza doesn't always come out of asploded chef-in-the-boxes- It's a random drop.

Also, you need to get another Chef, if you want to be able to make food without it costing adventures. ;)

[Hammered]

The pizza is not guaranteed. You always get a decent assortment of food, but you don't get the expensive pizza every time. If you did, it wouldn't be so expensive now, would it.

[blackmyth]

I know (technically, knew) a great way to get ANY buffs you want for free, but I lost the link. If I find it, I'll post it.

[happystickman]

Heh,I joined A while ago. Im a lvl 10 Disco Bandit

[Sillyman]

I'm a level 6 pastamancer with a 5-pound mosquito.

[blackmyth]

I am now a level 6 Sauceror with an 18 pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton (named Bunny).

[happystickman]

Im going to join the clan ok people?

[Sillyman]

I'm Sillyman0, and you should accept my request to join.

[AtkinsSJ]

Done.

[Sillyman]

Thank you. I like my title. I ate the cottage cheese and donated some spare car parts. And unsable equipment. And some meat.

[Mr.Onion]

Do you have a cottage?

[Sillyman]

Now I do. I forgot about that, so I bought some cottage cheese and anticheese. I'll donate another bowl. Also, I have Sneaky Pete's key, available on special request.

[happystickman]

Im in and I donated some meat and a ton of stuff

[blackmyth]

How do you get a Cottage?

And does it heal better than a Frobozz House?

[WackieWatty]

Cottage cheese + Anticheese = Cottage;)

[Hammered]

The house is better than the cottage.

[Mr.Onion]

Goat cheese + anticheese = goat.

And also, http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Resting#Housing

[rtys]

bummer,no spectral pickle factory for me

[Coolguy]

I'd just like to warn everybody in the Clan to check their houses in KoL... *Laughs mischieviously and rubs hands together*

[rtys]

hey how can there be 2 sneaky pete's days?

[Hammered]

There is a St. Sneaky Pete's Day on the regular KoL calendar. The one today is that. Also, since it is fairly analogous to St. Patrick's Day, there is usually a special one held on that day.

[grim3vil]

what is jick how do i get into the spectral pikle factore

[Hammered]

Jick is to KoL as Jamul is to Hamumu and you can't get into the Spectral Pickle Factory any more.

[rtys]

now, what would you guys do with 200 twinkly wads?

[Hammered]

I would sell them. Most of the other wads have greater benefits.

[31337]

Are there any exceptions where you can get in to the Spectral Pickle Factory?

[Hammered]

If you can learn to read Jick's mind, you will be able to tell when the Pickle Factory will be available next.

[blackmyth]

It will be available two years ago, my sources say.

[uber31337]

[scamspam removed... is uber31337 just spamming everywhere he finds KoL discussion on the web? Probably. Let's see if he comes back to discuss things]

[Coolguy]

That's obviously a scam. Have fun losing your meat. :p (And if it isn't, it would be very evil to scam Jick out of his money)

[Mr.Onion]

If that was posted anywhere in KoL or the KoL Forums, it is invalid.

[happystickman]

Plus, if it was true, you probolby would be banned usings Jicks magic Banning powers, Hacking is wrong!

[Julian]

It's not HACKING, it's using a loophole. Hacking is when you connect to a remote server, break in and then fool around with the stuff there. And then go to jail.

[happystickman]

Actually it says it is a KoL HACK!

[Coolguy]

It's not HACKING, it's using a loophole. Hacking is when you connect to a remote server, break in and then fool around with the stuff there. And then go to jail.

But the loophole is still stealing. :p Anybody who tries to use a cheating thing like this to get a free Mr A and gets scammed completely deserves it.

[Julian]

But the loophole is still stealing. :p Anybody who tries to use a cheating thing like this to get a free Mr A and gets scammed completely deserves it.
I wasn't saying it wasn't.

@HSM, just because it says something doesn't mean it's true.

~Julian (I'm a pigeon, by the way.)

[Hammered]

What a completely honest and forthright way to behave!

A person is supplying a wonderful game for free. He still needs to make a living, so he makes a way for people to donate him $10 by way of thanks for the wonderful free game and he creates a special little reward for those people who are kind enough to donate so they can help keep the games free.

That's where the honest and forthright people come in and try to find ways to cheat the creator of the free game out of his meager source of income, but even better than just taking advantage of Jick's generosity themselves, the publicize what they have found so that everyone can cheat him.

The only thing that I can think of in this arena that would be even more weasel-like would be to publish the instructions on a website that the game creator had no control over so that it would be where everyone could see it forever. I hope that nobody here is disreputable enough to take advantage of this, but I hope Jamul takes down the directions, just in case they really work. Anyone who would publicize something like this should be very ashamed of themselves.

[happystickman]

Im pretty sure uber31337 was just trying to be nice and show us how to have free Mister A's, but hacking and "Loopholeing" are not welcome here.

[Wesley]

I think this is a meat sink or something anyway. Even if a lot of people did it, I wouldn't. I'd never have enough meat to. :lol: Still, this was interesting to hear about.

[Mr.Onion]

No, it's a scam. Meatsinks take meat permantly out of the economy. The meat put here will be used by whoever really runs the account.

[Hammered]

I have done some research. The Distribution System account was created yesterday shortly before this notice was posted, solely for the purpose of scamming people who are dumb enough to fall for it out of their meat. Naturally nobody who is scammed in this way will be able to complain to Jick, since it would indicate that they were scammed in the process of trying to cheat Jick, and obviously the scam is not being perpetrated on the official KoL sites because Jick would disable the account instantly. Please do not waste your meat on this jerk. If you do feel an urge to waste your meat, please feel free to send it to Hammered instead. I may or may not send you anything of value, but at least you will be wasting it on someone you know instead of a complete stranger.[/sarcasm]

Let's all help this guy out in the most useful way possible.

/msg trustbot mistrust Distribution_System

[Mr.Onion]

It's distrust, not mistrust.

[Hammered]

Mr.O is mistaken. This is the exact command as it should be entered in the KoL chat. Feel free to copy/paste it:

/msg trustbot mistrust Distribution_System

[chaucer]

Anyone indecent enough to do that deserves to be banned. From any forum. Really, why not work to get a free 40 bajillion meat or whatever that guy was scamvertising so that you could feel good about yourself when(/if) you get it.

[uber31337]

wow. i'd never seen it before, and assumed it was new, but i didn't think it was THAT new. i did some research, too. there's another account just like it, called "distribuion bot". i found the post on another site, saying the exact thing, just with a different name. good thing i thought twice before sending them my meat.
well, if this information is not allowed, i'll go and remove it asap.

[happystickman]

Wow, they grow up so fast..... :p

[souperzombie]

Im cool on KoL...
Caus i have Golden mr. A just to give people SMILIES!!
i havnt been on lately though...

[chaucer]

I just joined KoL and applied for the Hamumu clan. Huzzah!

[Hammered]

And you have been accepted. Welcome!

[chaucer]

Does anyone know how to gain Mysticality points quickly? I'm trying to get to level five to enter the mall.

[Hammered]

Yesterday was bonus mysticality day. At your level, I would recommend the temple.

[chaucer]

The Temple of...?

[Coolguy]

The Temple of...?

The Hidden Temple. Go get some spooky-gro fertilizer, a hidden temple map, and a spooky sapling (all in the Spooky Forest) and then use the map.

[chaucer]

Okay, thank you.

[chaucer]

Sorry for the double post, but does anyone here own a store in the mall?

[Mr.Onion]

Me. And Apricots. :p And Hammered, and CG and...

[blackmyth]

I do, but I'm in HC right now.

[Hammered]

It might help if you told us why you were asking.

[chaucer]

I'm asking so I can know who all here owns a shop, and probably buy from you.

[Hammered]

I see - sometimes people want someone to help them sell something.

I have two stores - Spamum's Garden of Earthly Delights and Spamumu's Garden of Earthly Delights.

[Wesley]

I own Variety Store. I haven't re-stocked in a while, but I have a few useful items.

[Hammer Sideways]

Anyways... I am going to join the Hamumians also. (Level 3 Accordion Theif [Zydeco Rouge] named Pieolence [the name I usually use for MMORPGs])

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I have an account and while I was playing I noticed that none of the pictures worked...

Whats wrong?
Can I fix it?
How do I fix it?

[Hammered]

Sorry, but you should ask that one over in their chat room.

[ducklegion]

Alright I re-started KoL!
I am now accepting gifts, I will pay you back ;)

[blackmyth]

Wierd! I did the Friar's quest (got the candles, the whatevergram, and knife, and did the ceramony), but for some reason I don't see Stomach of Steel under my skill list. What's up with this?

[Coolguy]

There's an evil new quest- Go adventure in the Friars again. And also don't expect to get access to the Stomach/Liver/Spleen of Steel in the same day that you do the quest...

[ducklegion]

I've been in the gym for 3 days now. I get these messages from the calenders and inspirational calender

This collection of self-help books looks like it could teach you a lot about yourself, and inspire you to great things. Starting your day in a clan with these books will give you an additional 5 Adventures.

[Coolguy]

I've been in the gym for 3 days now. I get these messages from the calenders and inspirational calender

This collection of self-help books looks like it could teach you a lot about yourself, and inspire you to great things. Starting your day in a clan with these books will give you an additional 5 Adventures.

Those are just normal effects that the Self-Help books and the Calendar give- You don't need to click on them to get the effect.

[chaucer]

I notice that there's a notice in the clan hall that you can get meat for Stuffed Cheshire Bittens. How do you send them to what's-her-name?

[dagamer]

im a seal clubbr but my promplem with rpgs is they get really old really fast.

[Mr.Onion]

If you complete this one, you can play it again, except different! :p

[ducklegion]

Im now giving Yerfbucks for KoL items. Food or Booze!
50 adventures for 15-20 YBs
70 adventures for 25-30 YBs
100 adventures for 35-45

I buy from Coolguy for 20YBs

[blackmyth]

You can't buy adventures from people! :shock:

[Wesley]

Even then, I'd say that's too many yerfbucks to pay for adventures.

EDIT:Well, for me at least.

[ducklegion]

You can't buy adventures from people! :shock:

Yes I can, Jamul said I could ;)

[Mr.Onion]

You can't buy adventures from people! :shock:
No, but you can buy food and drink from them.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I just started a bit ago, and I have a question; any hints for the Typical Tavern?

[Mr.Onion]

Do it systematicly.

[blackmyth]

Yes I can, Jamul said I could ;)
I mean it's impossible to buy adventures, it's like me saying I'll buy skills or stats from somebody.

However, as Mr. O said, you can buy food and/or drinks (though if you can find any that give up to 100 adventures, I'd love to know what it is :p).

[ducklegion]

Thats what I meant by adventures.

[Mr.Onion]

I mean it's impossible to buy adventures, it's like me saying I'll buy skills or stats from somebody.

However, as Mr. O said, you can buy food and/or drinks (though if you can find any that give up to 100 adventures, I'd love to know what it is :p).
I know how to gain 130+ adventures from food, but it costs upwards of 150k.

[blackmyth]

From one piece of food (that's what I meant :p)?

[ducklegion]

I know how to gain 130+ adventures from food, but it costs upwards of 150k.

Im never buying from you again Onion!

[Ryuinfinity]

What is the item?

[Mr.Onion]

Im never buying from you again Onion!
I meant meat. :p

[Hammered]

Public Service Announcement for those who play Kingdom of Loathing

The KoL headquarters is located in Arizona. Arizona does not participate in Daylignt Savings time. That is why, last spring, the daily rollovers suddenly started happening an hour later, when the rest of us changed our clocks. Now that the rest of us have all switched our clocks back, it will appear to us the the rollover is being shifted to an hour earlier. Now you can't say you weren't warned.

[tobymac]

Im starting a clan and is trying to make a bot does anybody have an easy way of doing so? by the way my kol user name is tobymac

[Hammered]

There is already a clan full of just Hamumu people. You should consider joining it. We are the Hamumians.

[Hammered]

A number of accounts have gone inactive, and will be deleted if people don't at least sign into them.

chaos_come4yo
Darkaruki
Duck Troop
Ryudark
Tip Tappers
Wackie Watty
Wackie Wattius

Of course, you are entitled to drop off if you like, and that will happen automatically, if you don't take any action, but if you are intending to let that happen, please consider donating your stuff to the clan.

[Moonlit Phoenix]

I would like to join as well!
My KoL name is: Hopes Shadow.
May I join your clan?

[Hammered]

Sure - send an application over.

[Moonlit Phoenix]

May I ask how do I do that?:?:

[Mr.Onion]

Check the Clan District