Spam Battle Neo

[Wesley]

This is basically a renovation of the FIRST spam battle, where spam was spam, and good was good. Anyone who was in the past battles are welcome to join. Here are the rules made up by Chris Da Lunatic, shortly before he went spam crazy (again):


RULES:

-Starting

You must pick a side to be on. Spam (Or Evil) VS. Good. There will be 2 castles. One for the spam side, and one for the good side. Also, if you don't want to be specifically good or evil, you can be on the neutral side.

Evil Side: A crumbly ruin that is unstable due to the frequent blows from Hammered's hammer. This ruin, however, has a castle in it. The castle has traps, corridors, and a huge vault of spam.

Neutral Zone: A cliff that goes on forever and ever perpendicular to the (imaginary) line connecting the two castles. It has a small bridge that can be rebuilt of overhauled.

Neutral Castle:A fairly big castle that is quite normal looking besides the fact it's a little old. It offers high towers that you could hide in and attack unsuspecting people, provided you don't step on a crack and fall through the floor. It also has tunnels underground that lead to both castles. The castle is located on The Neutral Cliffs.

Good Side: A huge fortress made of steel and 300 feet high. There is a moat around the castle full of loyal sea monsters. The castle has many rooms and is expansive. It is so stable that there is only one weak point... the underground magical orb that powers the castles many game consoles and computers.

Randomizer Castle on the Clouds

This is where the Randomizer stays and plots who/what/how to Randomize The Spam Battle. It is UNREACHABLE for normal players, though they can still see it high above the clouds. When the Randomizer is on the field, he's invincable, seeing as he usually stays for only one post.

Here are the people you're against:

Good vs. Evil
Good vs. Neutral
Evil vs. Good
Evil vs. Neutral
Neutral vs. Good
Neutral vs. Evil
Randomizer vs. All Three Teams (Helps random teams)

You also can't make your own side, that makes this too confusing.

Evil Side
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Wesley
Justin
Dr.Gamer

Good
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Coolguy
Happy Stick Man

Neutral
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Puffazoid
Purple Koopa
Cookie (Ryts)

Randomizer
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Exclusive Spot taken by Mr.Onion

Current AI's
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Bone (Wesley)
Uber (Wesley might be used instead of Grim sometimes)
Grim (Wesley might be used instead of Uber sometimes)
Shocking Ghosts #1-5 (Justin)
UNHappy Stick Boy (HSM)
Poohbah (Puffazoid)
Edward (Puffazoid)
Light Speed Lad (Coolguy)
Super Spellr (Coolguy)
Mr.Bodzha (PK)
Happy Stick Sorcerer (HSM)
Chip (Cookie)
Bob (Cookie)
Big Booming Voice (Mr.Onion
Foot of God (Mr.Onion)

- Code of Conduct

People may be captured but not killed. You can fight each other if it is not too violent. (such as gore, blood, or severe impalement) You cannot just explode the castles in one hit or have the good side win instantly. You need to not be mean to people and just have fun! Remember, no trash talking!

- Turns

Each post is a turn. You post your dialog and your actions in detail. You can play this like the pointless story game. Please do not control people so much as to make them entirely do something else than they were obviously going to do. Use your name instead of "I".

Most of all... HAVE FUN!

-Signing up

Say "I sign up" And give a brief description of your character.

Once enough people have signed up, I'll start the game. If you don't sign up now, and you want to sign up when the game has already started, just say you're joining, what you look like, and what side you're on. Also, you may alter your castle slightly, as long as it's not a huge change.

Finally, depending on the sides, I'll ether be good or evil to even things out.

AI's

AI's are helpers that you create and customize. You can make up to two. They can look and act however you want. They can also attack, provided they aren't Uber-powerful.

Also, don't make armies. They're like having extra AI's.

Posting

When you are posting, Write "Posting" in a post, the edit it. That way people can see you're posting, and can wait until you're done. This way, someone won't write a big post, only to have to delete it because someone posted while they were writing. Also, no double posting.

People are going to fall way behind and stop playing if two people are the only posters in a while. No more than 6 posts between two players at one time.

To avoid confusion, when you post, color your post the color of your team. Red=Evil Blue=Good Gray=Neutral For more info on how to color a post, visit this topic, The Spam Battle Color Poll (http://hamumu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11662)

Reserving is ok, just don't do it so much you're using it twice at once. i.e. Joe posting..., then Bob reserve, then some other guy reserve, then Bob again... But up to 3 reserves ONLY. i.e. Joe posting..., Bob reserve, some other guy reserve..., another person reserve,Someone else... That's the maximum amount, there shouldn't be a need for any more. (Unless by extreme chance all players are on the forum and all want to post)

And of course, no deleting somthing that has already happened.

Castle Health/Other Place Section:

Good Castle: Nothing except a hole in one of the walls that you could walk through.

Evil Castle:Full Heath

Neutral Castle:Full Health

Connecting Tunnels: The tunnels are currently flooded thanks to Coolguy, but it should dry out in a few posts.

Randomizer Castle:Full Health (Just as it should be)

Current Locations:

Orbs

Evil Castle
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Evil Orb

Neutral Castle
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Good Orb

Good Castle
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Neutral Orb

Players:

Super Super Stick Man-Evil Castle
Wesley-Neutral Castle
Dr.Gamer-Evil Castle
Coolguy-Evil Castle
Justin-Around Neutral Castle
Puffazoid-Neutral Castle
PK-Neutral Castle
Cookie-Neutral Castle
Mr.O-Randomizer Castle

AI's

Bone (Wesley) Evil Castle
Grim (Wesley) Evil Castle
Light Speed Lad (Coolguy) Good Castle
Super Spellr (Coolguy) Good Castle
Chip (Cookie (ryts)) Neutral Castle
Bob (Cookie (ryts)) Neutral Castle
Happy Stick Sorcerer (Happy Stick Man) Evil Castle
UNHappy Stick Boy (Happy Stick Man) Evil Castle
Mr.Bodzha (PK) Neutral Castle
5 Ghosts(Justin) Good Castle (Attacking Regen's box)
Klonk (Justin) Good Castle (Also attacking Regen's box)
Poohbah (Puffazoid) Neutral Castle
Edward (Puffazoid) Neutral Castle
BBV:Randomizer Castle
Foot of God:Randomizer Castle

[death]

you forgot neutral castle

[Justin]

*becomes ghost*

I AM ON THE EVIL SIDE! Ghost flies through the good castle.

*summons 5 Shocking Ghosts* *points to good castle*

[Coolguy]

Mild-mannered Coolguy jumped into a nearby phone booth, and out came Captain Coolguy, vanquisher of vile villains! I'm a snowguy with a cape. And I am good! :)

[regeneratorizer]

I sign up as Neo-Flippy, a ninja and a hippie. I am on the george side, which has a small cardboard box on the side of the nuetral castle. I can flip. And eat grass. And flip. And hug trees. Yay.

[Justin]

Ghost files over neutral castle and over to the good castle, he shocks down at all the good people.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy flies fast and evades the ectoplasmic entity's evil! Unfortunately, he got hit with one of the blasts. Luckily, Captain Coolguy is (mostly) invulnerable, being a superhero and all! Captain Coolguy pulls out his Vacuum Cleaner of Justice and uses it to vacuum up the attacker from the afterlife. He then tossed the vacuum cleaner far away, where it lands by the George Castle (Regen's box).

[regeneratorizer]

Luckily, Regens box is made with magical Ducky Tape, so it is invulnerable to all attacks and anti-attacks.

[chaucer]

An innocent bystander walked into a phone booth and called someone. A purple rift opened and Chaucer jumped out, with his two partners, Wizard of Winter, and TIME. He leapt into the good castle and began his good-side character duties.

[puffazoid]

then, puffazoid come's flying in his giant mechazoid carrier craft and runs around randomly shouting: SCAN ME UP, BARKEEP! and form's a new side and castle: the zoid side! :D
http://img108.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scanmeupbarkeepqp5.png

[Wesley]

You also can't make your own side, that makes this too confusing.


Sorry Puffazoid! You're not allowed to make your own side. Regen's not allowed either, I just haven't mentioned it yet. You and Regen can, however join the neutral side and change it. (It's neutral and doesn't have a specific purpose except to beat the other teams, so it's easily altered to be a custom team)

[chaucer]

Chaucer has Wizard Of Winter freeze Regen and Puffazoid for their naughty behavior. They are so frozen that they are unable to do anything until they post again. Meanwhile TIME uses dark magic to blast the Evil Castle, doing it 1 damage.

PS: I assume this is like Christmas Spam Battle, where each castle has 5 or whatever health and you can do up to one damage in each post. If not, disregard the 1 damage thing and just say, 'and blasted a hole in a tower of the Evil Castle'.

[happystickman]

Ill join as SUPER STICK MAN! Defender of truth Justace and spamless forums!

(im good if you didnt already know)

[happystickman]

I blast the evil castle with Posts that have meaning, destroying the gate!

[puffazoid]

Chaucer has Wizard Of Winter freeze Regen and Puffazoid for their naughty behavior. They are so frozen that they are unable to do anything until they post again. Meanwhile TIME uses dark magic to blast the Evil Castle, doing it 1 damage.

PS: I assume this is like Christmas Spam Battle, where each castle has 5 or whatever health and you can do up to one damage in each post. If not, disregard the 1 damage thing and just say, 'and blasted a hole in a tower of the Evil Castle'.

puffazoid unfreezes, and spit's a ton of micro zoids at chaucer, chaucer start's running around going: AUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!! GETEMOFFGETEMOFFGETEMOFF!!!

puffazoid once again resumes walking around going: SCAN ME UP, BARKEEP!

ps: i'm on the nuetural side.
pps: i have two AI's:
poohbah: my pet swinub, wear's a tophat.
edward: giant monster that swallows spammer's whole!
swallowed spammer's are "capured" by the nuetural side.

[happystickman]

I then summon my faithfull sidekick HappyStickBoy! With his prankest powers he throws a banana peel that puffzoid trips on and he falls into the good castle moat and is taken prisanor.

[puffazoid]

HOWEVER! poohbah flings a stand of rope into puffazoid's cell and he escape's! angry, puffazoid send's edward out and he eat's happystickman!
puffazoid climbs into his robot zoid mobile and flies off to the nuetural castle to build a secret weapon...

[happystickman]

BUT im not eaten becuase IM NOT HAPPYSTICKMAN! Im superstickman! super stick man flies to the netural base and smashes the secret wepoen with the Hamumumace(say that 3 times fast)

[Wesley]

It's just like the first battle, without the points. You just can't destroy the castle really easily. Back on topic...

Suddenly, a wizard well known to be in other spam battles appeared on one of the belconies. Behind him were two AI's. One was Bone, a Blue Bonehead that could evolve into two more forms. The other was a new AI that was covered in a long blackish blueish robe. The face of the new AI couldn't be seen because of bad lighting.

Chaucer:Where's Uber?
Wesley:He's not here right now. I think he's on the neutral cliffs somewhere. Anyway, don't blast my new castle! I just had it rebuilt.
Chaucer:What? You can't mean...
Wesley: Yes, I'm EVIL! I've switched sides because... Wait, I'm not telling you! Anyway, meet my other AI Grim!
Grim:...
Wesley:He doesn't say much. But the most important part is, he's a Necromancer!

Grim summons a small army of Boneheads and Crazybones that attack Chaucer's party.

Wesley:See you later!

Wesley and Bone race to the Neutral Castle while Grim stays behind to protect the castle.

[happystickman]

Superstickman angered and betrayed challages Wesley to a blinking contest! Becuase Stickmen dont blink,Superstickman wins! Wesley then is cast into exile by the angry spammers.

[regeneratorizer]

Bah, I posted my side before that rule was created! Thats not fair! Excuse me while I go pout in my corner.

Anyways, Regen joins the good side, but sets up a cardboard box outside of the castle anyways. Hippies cant stand living in big places like that. Its not about material items, its about.. er... hippie stuff!

Regen hugs a tree, doing 1 point of damage to ebil tree-cutters.

[happystickman]

"Regen do something good like this!" says Superstickman as he blasts wesley with a SPAM-Ray!(SPammers Are Morens)

[puffazoid]

luckly, the secret weapon was a hallogram!
edward spits out happystickman and hit's super stick man on the head, knocking him uncocious. he wake's up,
tied up in the nuetural base by poohbah, using the rest of the rope.
MEANWHILE...
puffazoid reveals the secret weapon...
A O RLY? OWL CANNON!
the cannon start shootin' all over the place, the o rly? owl's
start picking up and tossing down spam side and good side member's like bird crap.
all the while shouting they're deafining cry of: "O RLY?"

[happystickman]

Luckly Happystickboy freed Superstickman and went to the good castle and used the BANNED! Sheild which blocks all attacks from a certan user-Puffazoid in this case

[Coolguy]

Suddenly, the superb superhero, Captain Coolguy, flew up behind the O RLY? owl and took an aerosol can from his utility belt. Could it be!?!? It's Supreme Squeezy Cheese! Coolguy, charged with cheese energy, beat up the O RLY? owl. The owl fell down, squishing Puffazoid, keeping him pinned down until his next post. Captain Coolguy flew over to the Spam Castle to see if he could do any damage to it...

[Wesley]

Wesley whacks Happy Stick Man and Boy with his staff while Bone kicks them.

Meanwhile...

Grim summons a Bone Bomb. It was a huge richy lich that was red. It exploded when Grim wanted it to. The Bone Bomb floats toward the neutral side and encounters Coolguy. It exploded in Coolguys face, sending him to the neutral castle.

[happystickman]

Then teamed up with CC,Superstickman storms the Evil base but is stopped in his tracks by GRIM! Happystickboy then distracts grim letting Captain Coolguy and Superstickman damage the castle and destroy the west wall!

[puffazoid]

but... captan coolguy forgot about the REST of puffazoid's o rly army!
two owl's fly down and pin down super stick man and coolguy, and edward eat's them both. BUURRRPP.
poohbah: swinub swwinne!
puffazoid: you don't say.
poohbah: swinub.
puffazoid: YOU DON'T SAY!
edward: BLARGAG. (what was it?)
puffazoid: he didin't say.

[happystickman]

Superstickman then destroys Edwards stomach stopping him from eatting anyione else ever again

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy fly out of Edward's mouth. He then turned around and, using his heat vision, obliterated every O RLY? owl (Which sounds a lot more like spam than neutral) Captain Coolguy, once again, flew to the evil base.

[Wesley]

Grim Burninates Happy Stick Man and Boy. (Strangely missing Coolguy) Grim then summon Repairbones who repair the castle.

[PurpleKoopa]

Purple Koopa and Hank Bodzha both signed up for the neutral side. They waited in the castle until they could figure out what the heck was going on.

[happystickman]

AGAIN its SUPERSTICKMAN! whos is stil alive destroys all the repair bones and continues to wreck the castle destroying all the towers.Happystickboy the cools himself by pulling out a fire extiguisher

[Coolguy]

CaptainCoolguy stopped flying and recruited an AI- Light-Speed Lad! Yay! He kept flying.

[happystickman]

SSM relizing he needs backup recuits THE HAPPYSTICKWITCH Who puts wesley and his squad to sleep

[puffazoid]

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!
still MORE o rly? owl's fly out of puffazoid's cannon! poohbah use's his blizzard attack, and freezes coolguy, happystickboy, superstickman, chaucer, and TIME!
edward then eat's of them. want fry's with that?
puffazoid: meehehe! time to open up my portal to adventure quest...
random mage: whoa! is this another one of those weird future, carnax, boomboom, bangbang, battles?

[Coolguy]

But Lightspeed Lad had not been frozen! Light-speed lad spun in circles, creating a tornado which sucked all the O RLY owls in and shot them off into space. The tornado also picked up the cannon, destroying it, and sent Puffazoid crashing into the evil castle.

Coolguy walked out of Edward- He still had that hole in his stomach!

[happystickman]

But puffazoid forgot that my BANNED! Sheild is still active and convinces the random mage that Puffazoid is A mutant dragon And castes all the archmage spells desrtoying most of the nutral castle

[Wesley]

Grim awakens and Summons another Bone Bomb that explodes on All three Happy Sticks and Grim himself. The Happy Sticks are blown onto one of the towers on The Evil Castle. Grim is blown into the Spam Vault. It's digusting, but Grim gets an idea...

Meanwhile...

Wesley and Bone make it to The Neutral Castle. They encounter PK and briefly freeze him. Mr. Bodzha blocks their exit though. It looks like they might have to fight their way out...

[puffazoid]

well, that same random mage just HAPPENED to be a healer, breaking out of superstickFOOLS spell, repairing the cannon, the hole in edward, and most of the nuetral castle!
more o rly? owls fly out, fling superstickman, happystickboy, and happystickwitch into coolguy's tornado, flinging THEM into space!
also, edward flies over, and eat's coolguy again.

[Coolguy]

Light-Speed Lad zooms off instantly to the Good Castle and went inside Regen's invincible box, just in case any neutral people attempt to eat him.

Captain Coolguy beats up Edward and flies towards the Evil Castle. However, he gets lost inside the Evil Castle's labyrinth.

[happystickman]

SSM,HSWand HSB all are blown into the tower and encounter the power supluy to the Evil castle,They blow it up and a huge explosion knocks out most of the castle and blows all the sticks into THE THREAD OF NO RETURN!

[puffazoid]

but, the mage cast's a nasty wasty spell on coolguy, completly paralyzeing him fr the next two posts!
just enough time for edward to eat coolguy, again, like we did last summer... 0_o
mage: nasty wasty?! what am i, a moglin?!!

[Coolguy]

Even though Puffazoid had paralyzed Captain Coolguy's muscles, he still had his Heat Vision! He burninate Edward's innards- He could never eat anybody ever again, and Captain Coolguy also decided that he would now ignore all further claims of Edward eating people. Captain Coolguy was still lying on the ground, paralyzed, though.

[Wesley]

OT: Look at the new posting rule on the first post. Rule E.G.: PK and Coolguy are writing posts, so wait until they're sone, then you can post.

[happystickman]

The stickly gang the find a abanded old post,in the post a scroll and that scroll was .......KICK! the stickly gang fly out and head tworeds King Jamuls Castle

[happystickman]

In king jamuls castle they gain permission to the greatest wepoen of all time! THE BOOT OF KICKAGE! Combined with the scroll of kick the boot can kick anyone to anywhere in the forums!

[PurpleKoopa]

Posting... Posted.

However, there was no King Jamul's Castle in this game, so HSM was deep in his imagination. No power for HSM!

[happystickman]

SSM then boots CC to 1 inch away, freeing him

[puffazoid]

ho ho ho! but coolguy forgot: there is NO ultraviolence in spam battle!
edward is, therefore, healed! puffazoid runs over and beat's up coolguy using hiz mad ninja SKILLZ.

[happystickman]

HSM then returns to consicnus and then flies back to good castle to rest for 2 posts

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy then shot Puffazoid with his heat vision. Puffazoid caught fire, and then was sucked up into the tornado! (Which couldn't do bad things to goodguys, for some reason) The tornado shot Puffazoid 3 miles up into the air, where he was hit by a plane. Captain Coolguy then, using his snowguy ice powers, froze Edward's mouth shut. NOW Captain Coolguy and Lightspeed Lad are inedible. Captain Coolguy flew to the Evil Castle.

[PurpleKoopa]

Posting... Posted.

Hank tried clawing Wesley and Bone, but they pulled out a wig and got him angry. In rage, the red cat leaped toward the two, but they ducked and Mr. Bodzha clawed the frozen PK out instead - and clawed him a bit too after he was freed. "You're supposed to aim toward those two!" cried the turtle, who noticed that the two were indeed running off.

"I'm not resting 'till I rid of that wig!" yelled Hank. He dashed and crashed into Bone, and managed to take one of his bone legs off. He whacked it over Wes and Bone's heads until they ran off - okay, Wes ran off while Bone hobbled off. "Hmm," said the red cat. "I think I'll keep this as a knick knack."

[puffazoid]

luckly, puffazoid had beat coolguy at his own game: 100%
on scary sky's! a o rly? owl came down and pecked off the ice from edward's mouth and puffazoid spat out a bunch of microzoids at coolguy! once again: AAAUUUUUGHHGHGHGHGHHH! GETEMOFF!GETEMOFF!
edward, angry at coolguy, eat's him, and light-speed lad!

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy and Light-Speed Lad walked out of the hole in Edward's stomach, again. Both of them decided that the Neutral side was far more obnoxious than the Spam side, so they attacked the Neutral Castle. Captain Coolguy, with his immense strength, pushed over a tower onto Edward, trapping him until the next post by somebody other than me or Puffazoid. CaptainCoolguy then started flying towards the Evil Castle again, and Light-Speed Lad sped off to the Good Castle.

[Wesley]

Wesley:How are you going to run if you only have one leg?
Bone:Simple.

Bone transforms into a bigger Grim-reapier form with a blackish-blueish robe. He didn't have a sickle though.

Bone:I just float now.
Wesley:What happened to your other form?
Bone:I'll use it later.

The two approach the Good Castle. They cafefully approched it when they heard a noise... Light-Speed Lad hopped out of the box and created a tornato that Wesley flew up in, but Bone stayed on the ground. (He's floating) Bone lit LSL on fire and he runs even faster, creating a trail of fire that surrounds the castle. Wesley gets dropped onto The Good Castle Roof, while Bone fights LSL.

[Justin]

Ghost flies into the good castle but on his way there he steals Neo-Flippy's magical duck tape. Inside the castle he looks for Captain Coolguy while avoiding the Ghost Auto-Kicker's senor bar. He finds Captain Coolguy and puts the duck tape on him, he can't talk for the next 3 posts!

[chaucer]

Chaucer is devastated by the news that his old comrade had betrayed him. Wizard of Winter went fury, and became strongest in fire magic, and blasted Evil Castle with everything he had. TIME started twitching and black mist formed around him. Chaucer just looked astounded. His already normally large eyes bulged in suprise. He then stood up, and said, "Tinto Freezeo!" Which, in the ancient magical language, means, "I hearby send your castle out of time!" A barrier zoomed over the castle. It trapped all the Evil users inside. The barrier flickered, though, on occasion, so they could escape with the right timing. Suddenly Chaucer turned to see TIME twitching and the black mist. He tried to help, but he was covered in the dark coccoon. Chaucer wondered what would become of him...

Several minutes later...

TIME's coccoon started fracturing. Arms came out of it. Terrible, maroon eyes peeked out of it. Suddenly, it exploded. TIME came out, in his ultimate form, unlockable only in great fury. It was... the Shadow. Perhaps his long, black hair, tainted with white, that was most scary. Perhaps it was his maroon eyes, which were deep with knowledge, yet evil power as well (he is still on the good side, though). Or maybe, just MAYBE, it was the fact that you could see the outline of his bones, his skin was so thin. The menacing figure stood, and in a voice that was high pitched and low at the same time, said, "Wesley is a traitor. I knew he was scum from the moment I saw him. We now have no choice but to obliterate him." Wizard of Fury nodded, as did Chaucer. Standing up, they headed for evil castle.

[rtys]

starting without me oh man!
wait for a moment character details will be right up

Cookie
He is your typical ninjabread man with food magic and ninja moves

AI
Chip,Bob
Chip is best at food magic but weakest in ninja moves while Bob is best at ninja moves but weakest in food magic.They are Cookie's best two companions.Together they form the 3 ninjas.

Umm wesley i got a problem which side to join.

[regeneratorizer]

Ghost flies into the good castle but on his way there he steals Neo-Flippy's magical duck tape. Inside the castle he looks for Captain Coolguy while avoiding the Ghost Auto-Kicker's senor bar. He finds Captain Coolguy and puts the duck tape on him, he can't talk for the next 3 posts!

Unfortunatly, there is no way to steal Regens duck tape! Or mess with Regens sleeping place in any way!

Regen planted a tree on top of Justins head, giving Justin a huge migrane.

[Justin]

Ghost flies back over the land to evil castle, ghost gets wesley to cut plant off. Ghost raises flag. Ghost then flies back to good side and cuts their flag.

[regeneratorizer]

Regen saved CG from being not able to talk by sprinkling able-to-talk dust on him.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy had just finished switching the spam flag with the good flag and started invading the castle, He managed to find the SPAM POWER ORB!!!! Unfortunately, it had some sort of evil spell, so two people had to carry it together. Since Captain Coolguy was alone, he couldn't take the Orb. He proceeded to smash stuff inside the Spam Castle.

[regeneratorizer]

Regen ventured inside the Spam Castle, planting trees along the way so he wouldnt get lost(But it didnt help that for every tree he planted a lumberjack followed).

Regen found his way to the orb room and tried to carry the orb away. But it was too heavy! Regen called out for help from his animal friends, or a certain cold-based male.

[rtys]

meanwhile in the neutral zone three figures jumped out of an oven.

They were Cookie ,Chip and Bob.they started to wander around the neutral zone.
Suddenly the oven broke down.
Chip:looks like the ovenmobile broke down.
Bob:got to find a place to repair it.
Cookie:he's right.

They then started to head off in the directions of the neutral,good and evil side of the land to their castles.

[chaucer]

Chaucer and his buddies got to the spam castle. They couldn't find Wesley, but they heard Regen's cries. Thinking it was that of a team member, they ran into the orb room. They saw Regen. Quickly, they lifted the Spam Orb and carried it out of the castle. They still needed to get to good castle, so the TIMEly Shadow put a barrier of darkness around them. They got past Neutral Zone by the end of this post.

[rtys]

Then Cookie,Chip and Bob decide to build 3 towers made of cookies to oversee the whole battle.Then also outfitted the tower with cannons to defend themselves.(think of them as spectators for now)

[Justin]

*ignores rtys's post as it doesn't connect to chaucer's*

Ghost flies to the cookie towers and KO Punchs the 3 cookies off the towers and steers the cannon to the people carrying the orb. We hit them but unfortunately it falls in the river of fast moving water. Sadly the cookie that fell down caught the spam orb. ATTACK THE NEUTRAL ZONE!

[rtys]

OOc:its not meant to connect,but is happening.and by the way,the towers have cannons.My charracters will join a side sooner or later.

they got up.

Cookie:hey! That's our tower!
Bob then throws cookie shrukiens which knock Ghost out the tower.
Chip then throws the spam orb into the spam castle.

[chaucer]

Regen and Chacuer quickly grabbed the spam orb out of the hands of the cookie. They rushed to the good castle, and locked every possible entrance. There was no way for anyone other than goodguys to get in. They then prepared to hide the orb from all eyes, and for all eternity.

[rtys]

OOc:ppl quit calling them cookies,they are ninjabread men

The 3 ninjabread men then found the battle getting exciting and then sent up a little shop,which sold cherry bombs,missles,ak-8087and other stuff. and plus let ppl use the towers for 20 cents per 2 posts

Suddenly,to tip the scales in favor for the evil side...Bob thought of something evil and went off without Cookie and Chip.

Bob then headed off the good castle.

[regeneratorizer]

Regen decided to form a raiding party to jail Cookie. Regen went into the good castles conference room and waited for others to join him.

[rtys]

However as there was no such person no one came.(pls note that you jail characters,not forumers)

Suddenly at the front door of the good castle,the doorbell rang.

[Coolguy]

Light-Speed Lad opened the front door of the Good Castle, where the saw a Ninjabread Man. Unfortunately, it was the evil BOB!!!! Light-Speed Lad punched him at light speed, and Bob flew off back to the Neutral Castle.

[regeneratorizer]

/edited

Regen put up a sign in front of the castle, telling all people good or evil to join me in jailing Cookie!

[rtys]

OOc:cookie and chip ant evil,Bob is!And quit attacking me.they havent joined a side yet.Most likey they might join the good side or neutral.

However,what LLL punched was the postman.

Meanwhile,
Cookie:hey lets join the battle to tip the scales a little bit.Who should we join?
Chip:umm the neutralsounds good.And where's Bob?
Cookie:now that you mentioned it.....

[chaucer]

Rtys, you didn't specify who rang the doorbell, leaving it as an open possibility. Therefore, Light Speed Lad did punch who he said he did. Meanwhile, Wizard of Fury hit Bob with a flame, and since he was a cookie/ninjabread man, he crumbled from an insane amount of heat. He has to choose a side and go to that castle to repair. No one noticed that Chaucer had snuck off. He found Wesley, and drew his sword.
"I challenge you to a fight to the death!" Chaucer said. Wesley nodded. Chaucer swung his sword. Wesley blocked with his. Wesley shot Chaucer with magic. Chaucer absorbed and reflected it. They continued trying to harm the other, and the battle raged fiercely.

PS: It isn't going to go to where one dies/severe impalement, it just will go on for several posts.

[rtys]

OOc:i doubt ppl are allowed to die in this one,Mostly just knocked out.And for the last time they are NINJABREAD MEN.

Chip then finds bob's remains and rebakes him.
Chip:Yo,Bob where were you?come lets join the neutral side.

Upon arriving at the neutral castle........
Cookie:the castle is a bit old ant it?
They then went inside and joins the neutral side.

They then started to strengthen the interior of the castle with the materials from their tower.

[happystickman]

Then came in SUPERSTICKMAN and his side kicks happystickwitch and happystickboy!

[happystickman]

SSM,HSB and HSW flew to netrul castle to try to BLOW IT UP!......AGAIN!

[PurpleKoopa]

Posting...Posted.

However, none of them noticed that Mr. Bodzha was now guarding the castle. The Happy Stick Witch tried casting a spell on him, but she only succeeded on knocking off his top hat, revealing his green, hyp-mo-tizing eyes. As Super Stick Man and Happy Stick Boy stood, hyp-mo-tized, Purple Koopa then disconnected two of Super Stick Man's legs (the problem with being a stick) and beat Happy Stick Witch senseless with them. Mr. Bodzha then put his top hat back on, and borrowed one of the cookie towers, stuffed the Super Stick Man, Happy Stick Witch, and Happy Stick Boy into a cannon, and one BOOM later, they were "flying" toward the Spam Castle.

[rtys]

Bob:those bad good ppl,blowing me to pieces..i'll get them someday.
Cookie:dont worry we'll help you
Chip:we are not the 3 ninjas for nuting.

They then placed a deathtrap that would set off a huge cookie roly poly that would squash any good or badguy to death at the entrance of the castle.

Cookie:my Cookie tower!Argh never mind.

They rebuilt it it a couple of minutes later
They then the blocked the tunnels to the good and evil castles.
They soon bulit cookie turrets which shot hot cookies at enemys!on the towers.

[happystickman]

Being able to fly SSM and freinds got hold of them selves and restarted tworeds netural castle,Happy stick witch the used PLAGUE to poisen PK and then speed to create a whirlwind to blow up the cannon. SSM and HSB then snuck in the netural castle avoding the death trap and cookie turrets

[rtys]

However bob noticed them then kicked all of them out of the castle ,triggering the death trap,squashing them.

The trio then put up a intruder detection system in the castle.

[PurpleKoopa]

Posting...Posted.

The sticks, with their thin bodies, managed to squeeze their way out, but Mr. Bodzha then switched the chocolate chips with big spikes. The Happy Stick Witch and Happy Stick Boy fled from the castle, while the Super Stick Man, legless, was seriously hurt under that big spike and squashed by the cookie! He tried squeezing his way out, but the spikes were spiky and he didn't now how to flee. He tried chewing his way out, but then Purple Koopa roasted the cookie to a fresh crisp, making Super Stick Man's teeth break. He was stuck!

Mr. Bodzha then threatened to take off the legs of Happy Stick Witch and Happy Stick Boy. The two remaining sticks ran off to the Good Castle, plotting revenge.

[rtys]

OOc:guys lets calm down with the speed posting.
Cookie:that wasn't the trap i set.never mind.

The trio then stuffed super stick man into the cookie ,baked it and then rolled it off the cliff into the river.

The trio then created another cookie roly poly and made another death trap cookie roly poly thing near the entrance.

After that,The trio then started to strengthen the exterior of the castle.

[happystickman]

The HSW and HSB knew that SSM could not swim so they brought out there secret wepoen. The Stickulater.Its turn anything it touches into a stick version,or turns a stick into a more powerfull version of itself.They went to the river and saved SSM.They then marched to the Netural Castle to finish what they started.

(SORRY FORGOT TO EDIT)

[Wesley]

Wesley and Chaucer fought and fought.

Chaucer:Why this? Why evil?
Wesley:Well, it's not really evil, they're just teams that beat up other teams. Besides, if we win we're not going to take over the world and use the population as a source of cheap labor to work in our spam mines until we have enough spam to sell it to neighboring worlds *Breathes in* and then get rich much to the distain of the populace that worked for all the spam then we'll tell the population they can go free and they'll get some small portion of our wealth *Breathes in* then we'll be rich and respected just not as much because we enslaved the world before but it'll be a sort-of better world.
Chaucer:What?
Wesley:Um... Never mind.
Chaucer:But why? WHY EVIL!?!
Wesley:Because if I didn't join, nobody else would.
Chaucer:Oh, right.
Wesley:Now, en garde!

[Justin]

Wesley and Ghost call the 5 Shocking Ghosts and point them to Regen's box.

[regeneratorizer]

Regen saw the ghosts coming and prepared to roundhouse kick them to Chuck Norrisville, where they would get roundhouse kicked back, where I would kick them back, and ect., But decided against it and instead pulled out his guitar to play some anti-tree burning songs of peace and love. The ghosts joined in on the singing. After the songs were done, the ghosts went back to Justin, refusing to attack the beautiful box Regen has.

[Justin]

Ghost calls Klonk. Klonk works on cracking the edge of the cliff where Regen's box is while th 5 ghosts taunt Regen.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy left the Spam Castle- he couldn't pick up the Spam Orb alone! So he headed towards the neutral castle...

Light-Speed Lad, seeing Ghost and his allies attack Regen and his box, attacked! He created another tornado, which sucked up Ghost and the shocking horrors, and he didn't escape until his next post! However, Klonk was too heavy for Light-Speed Lad's tornados...

[regeneratorizer]

Unfortunatly, Klonks attacks are cut short by the aroma of my box, as it is made from the freshest of trees made from the freshest of seeds raised from the freshest of grounds that reside in the boggiest of bogs. Klonk decides to go back to trying to kill Looney.

[Justin]

*adds ghostbusting protection on to shocking ghosts for next 5 posts*

[regeneratorizer]

Regen holed himself up in his box for the next hour, and came out with a peice of paper. Regen offered Ghost the peice of paper. It was a peace Treaty! And it came with a Peace Treat! A candy cane! Regen waited to see if Ghost would sign it.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy reached the Neutral Castle! He flew over all of the triggers to the death trap, and made it inside. Using his X-Ray Vision, he found the Neutral Orb! Like the Evil Orb, this one needs 2 people to carry it at once, so Captain Coolguy couldn't take it. He then started shooting stuff with his heat vision, just to do some damage to the castle.

Meanwhile, Light-Speed Lad walked around outside the Good Castle, doing nothing important.

[Justin]

Ghost writes "GHOSTBOT4000" on the paper. After that Ghost commands Wesley to start firing at Captain Coolguy while he was randomly circling the castle.

[Wesley]

Wesley looked to where Coolguy was circleing the castle.

Wesley:Sorry Chaucer, it looks like I'll have to fight you another time.

Wesley jumped off the castle and followed Coolguy, blasting him with electricity from his staff. Bone went to the Neutral Castle, blasting everything in his path. Grim also headed toward Neutral Castle. Grim also created a bonehead army surrounding the Evil Castle. It would take a couple posts to defeat the army.

[chaucer]

Chaucer's fury was infinite. He leapt into the air and grabbed wesley, and using magic, sealed him in a cage. He then started lowering the cage into the moat around Good Castle.

[PurpleKoopa]

However, since some of the neutral castle was made out of the cookies that the ninjabread made for their tower, Captain Coolguy's heat vision actually baked the cookies to be much sturdier!

Purple Koopa saw Grim approaching the castle, along with Super Stick Man and his cohorts. He then ran toward another cookie tower, and fired cannonballs at these two attackers. Grim was able to dodge them, but one of the cannonballs pelted Super Stick Man again, and his two stick arms fell off! Super Stick Man was now armless and legless. Happy Stick Boy and Happy Stick Witch had to flee in order to put him back together - because otherwise, another cannonball would pelt them.

Hank noticed the presence of Captain Coolguy. The red cat helped him with carrying the Neutral Orb. The two held it as they walked out of the castle. "Gee," said the superhero, "I didn't know you were a traitor."

"I'm not," said Hank, who then dropped the orb. Since it requires two people to hold it, Captain Coolguy's fingers were stuck under it! And so, as such, the Captain couldn't escape! Purple Koopa then fired some cannonballs at Captain Coolguy. He was pummeled a couple times, then Hank helped him lift the Orb again. However, as soon as he lifted it, letting the Captain walk again, the turtle fired another cannonball, this one coated with Coolyptonite. The superhero was hit, and flew into Grim, who was also hit. Mr. Bodzha and Purple Koopa then returned the orb back to its normal place at the Neutral Castle.

[Wesley]

Wesley broke out of the cage and Froze Chaucer. He wasn't going to do that again. He blasted a hole through the castle. (Apperently, he forgot about Coolguy) He entered the castle. He set off several alarms that were so load all the goodguys would know their castle was being seiged.

Grim, after tossing aside the Coolyptonited Coolguy, was now at The Neutral Castle. He summoned a gigantic Bonehead army that headed to Good Castle to help Wesley. The army was weak though, they were just boneheads. But there we a lot of them. Grim headed toward the Good Castle, but was ambushed By PK and Mr.Bodzha. They shot several cannonballs at Grim, but they all missed. But PK and Mr.Bodzha had another idea. They threw the orb at Grim, now knocked out by the very thing he was trying to retreve.

Bone took a U-turn and went back to the Good Castle. The army arrived too. Chaucer and his Allies fought off Bone and the un-dead army while Wesley got closer to the orb room. He was almost there...

[chaucer]

...when he was whacked in the face by a black hammer and hit by a jet of fire. Wizard of Fury and the TIMEly Shadow had ambushed him. They then proceeded to take his staff and put it in weapons storage, and put Wesley in the most high-security dungeon cell they had. They locked it and set the guardbot10000s to 24/7 patrol. Chaucer was handling the army of Boneheads quite well when all of a sudden, just as he was about to defeat the last bonehead, he saw something. A small something, but something. Coolguy was in trouble with PK! He tossed the last Bonehead over the cliff of Neutral Zone and went to help CC. He uncoolyptonited him and they went and secretly grabbed neutral orb. They both carried it, and made it almost all the way to Good Castle by the end of this post. If their luck stayed, they would soon have all three orbs. And then... well, the other teams don't even like to think about is. :twisted:

[Wesley]

Wesley:Hm... How to get out of here...

Suddenly Grim appeared. He warped them out, but not before taking the Good Orb. They quietly warped to the Neutral Castle and met up with Bone who had respawned there. They Burninated the already tired PK and Mr.Bodzha until they turned to crisps on the floor. They cursed the Good Orb until it was evil enough not to destroy the Evil Castle when placed in the orb room. They then got in one of the neutral cannons and shot themselves toward Evil Castle. They were going after one orb at a time.

[chaucer]

Sadly, none of that happened, as the prison cell was completely warp proof. So, Wesley was still in jail.

[Wesley]

A huge Rewind Symbol came over the world as everything re-winded. Wesley was back in the cell. Wesley then used his staff on the robots, rewinding their existence until they were just CDs. the lasers were still there though... Wesley thought of an idea! He used his magic to retrieve the CDs, and he put the CDs on an angle, blocking the lasers just enough to limbo past them. Unfortunately, he broke his back while doing so, so he was completely defenceless.

Wesley:Ow ow ow ow ow...

Bit by bit he makes his way to the orb room, disguesed as a walking rug. He took the orb, and met Bone outside. Bone cracked Wesley's back back into place, and they ran towards The Neutral Castle.

[puffazoid]

SUDDENLY! an o rly? owl fly's down and grab's chaucer.
keeping him captive for the next three turns.
puffazoid: good job, my minion!
o rly owl: O RLY?
puffazoid: ya rly.
o rly owl: NO WAII!
puffazoid: ...
poohbah: SWINNNUUUBBB!!!

[chaucer]

The TIMEly shadow grabbed Chaucer out of the beasts claws. He couldn't do anything still, but at least he was free. He then used his dark hammer to crush Grim and Wesley, grab the orb, and place it in it's room. Wizard of Fury cooled back down, and said, "I suppose I can't stay furious about Wesley forever."
Captain Coolguy reached good castle with the neutral orb. The good side now had all three orbs. It doubled in size, and lasers started emmiting from it. Even though it was day, the sky went dark and the lasers hit all the stars. They beamed down their energy and the Good Castle started absorbing it. The good castle rose off the ground, and used its newfound amazing strength to shoot Doomsday Bombs at Evil Castle. They hit, and the castle shook dangerously. Everyone in the Spam Battle looked in awe at the castle, and things started to go crazy. Everyone was blasted back to their castle, even the goodguys, and Neutral Zone rose up with Neutral castle. Beneath it...
THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE! It was a black hole that sucked up everything it could. However, it automatically teleported them to any location in the battlefield. If you ever get sucked in, you are teleported, but you have to let someone else choose. For instance: If Wesley is sucked in, then the next person to post can choose where he goes. It doesen't matter the team, just that the person sucked in doesen't choose. If the next poster doesen't choose, the next one does, and if not, the next, and so on. Everything went back to normal, except the night sky, the Flying Neutral Castle, and the Doomsday Device.

[happystickman]

then after a VERY long march,SSM got to Netural castle with the Stickulater.They started to set up the cannon outside the castle

[PurpleKoopa]

Posting...Posted.

However, Wesley's last post and the events after it never happened. Why? Because it takes two people to carry an Orb! Wesley was still in the Orb Room of the Good Castle, wondering how to get the Orb.

PK and Hank were dumbfounded - they wondered how Chaucer and Coolguy were able to take the orb so easily. Purple Koopa and Hank decided to head down to the Good Castle to get the Neutral Orb back.

However, on the way, they saw Super Stick Man and his cohorts. They fired a beam of stick energy from their Stickulater, but Purple Koopa and Hank dodged deftly and erased Happy Stick Witch's and Happy Stick Boy's arms and legs, leaving all of the Sticks armless and legless... and defenseless. The turtle and the cat beat up them for a bit, then kept heading toward the Good Castle, unaware of the dangers on the way...

[rtys]

However the trio saw the cannon and used one of their most powerfull attacks:Summoning the Almighty Giant Oven.It produced a heat so inmense that it could melt almost anything

They kicked the sticks into the huge oven, and they all melted with the stickulater.After that they repawned at the evil castle.

After that, they Recieved a package from hammered.They opened it, and then found tons of unused winter wackiness cookie tiles.This of course, was better and harder than their materials.They then strengthen the castle roof and walls with it.

Suddenly, from the inbalance of energy of the good castle having all 3 orbs ,the good castle was uprooted from the ground.and it floated.The imbalance caused forests to grow around every area,including the neutral zone

[puffazoid]

random mage: HEELLLOOOO?! remember me?!
random zard: RAAAAAR. *bite's random mage*
random mage: OW! @$!@$#@!?ing zard!
puffazoid casts a dark spell on chaucer:
turning him into a frog until his next post!

[chaucer]

PK was right, nothing did happen. So instead, Chaucer walked into his castle, and kicked Wesley out. He then proceeded to get out his big golf club and whack Wesley and all his AIs into Evil Castle, which made a turret crumble. "One down, three to go!" Shouted Chaucer triumphantly.

[happystickman]

SSM and freinds were baking and couldnt survive much longer in the Great Oven. HSB hit the "FIRE" button on the stickulater(which is NEARLY indestructable) and fired it at SSM who became SuperSuperStickMan! He has Super Super Strength,Super Super Speed And regentive powers! He destroyed the Great oven and marched to Evil castle!

[rtys]

ooc:hey wesley dont you think you should ask more ppl to join?There are too many ppl on the good side.

[Wesley]

However, on the way through the air, Wesley summoned a rock and they instantly fell to the ground, right in the forest around Good Castle. They were playing nice. They didn't want their former team to get hurt too bad, but it was time for plan "B".

Bone:What does the "B" stand for?
Wesley:They'll find out soon enough.
Grim:...

Grim duplicated himself into 4 copies and each Grim had a different colour. (Sounds familler) 1 was placed on each side of the castle. They then summoned Bone Bombs, throwing them on all sides of the castle. They after the impact, they imploded though, so the fire wouldn't be seen. Eventually, the walls weakened, and 4 openings opened up. Just before the four Grims walked through the wall (Wesley and Bone too), they planted small black spheres in the ground. Once they got inside, they repaired the walls once they were inside.

The four Grims, Wesley, and Bone were in the castle. They defeated some nearby guards, then four of the Grims went up into four towers. They Summoned Bone Bombs and they all blew up in the forest outside. The castle was now surrounded by fire. Thinking the intruders were on the outside, Chaucer and the AI's exited the castle. (The castle walls were fixed, so they didn't know they had entered)

There was still one problem though, Coolguy and LSL had not budged. There was only one option... They would need a decoy... Bone pretended to attack the orb, and Coolguy and LSL chased after Bone. Time was running out... The Grim 4 and Wesley entered The Orb Room. Two of the Grims took the Good Orb. They got on the roof where the Golf Club still was. Wesley and One of the Grims grabbed the Orb. The 3 grims whacked them with the Golf Club and they flew into the air. Chaucer's party was looking for the intruders, but just as they heard something, the little orbs opened up, and Chaucer's party fell asleep. (Sleeping Gas) Grim and Wesley flew all the way to Good Castle. They placed the newly cursed Good Orb in the Orb room.

Wesley: We...did...it!
Grim:...yay...

Suddenly, they heard The Happy Sticks approaching.

Wesley:No... This can't be happening...
Dr.Gamer: Don't worry, I'll help!

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy and Light-Speed Lad managed to chase down Bone. They tossed him out of the Good Castle, and he landed at Neutral Castle.

[drgamer]

Drgamer walks up, with his 'carpet bag' of sorts. He looks around and sees a castle in great disrepair, thinking to himself 'surly a castle in such disrepair is in need of a doctor!'. So the tall, slender figure walks into... the EVIL CASTLE.

Oh noes!

"Status Report, who needs help in here?" shouted Drgamer, to no one in particular.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy flew away from the Good Castle, towards the Evil Castle. Evil was in the lead, but hopefully not for long! Light-Speed Lad followed him on foot. The two reached the Evil Castle!

[Wesley]

He destroyed the Great oven and marched to Evil castle! You were at The Evil Castle, that was you're last post.

[drgamer]

Drgamer throws a smoke bomb outside, to prevent an attack from occuring so quickly. Drgamer also starts to barricade the door.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy smashed down the door easily- No barricade could block Captain Coolguy! Captain Coolguy and Light-Speed Lad made their way through the castle to the Orb Room! Yay! Unfortunately, there was a trap! Coolryptonite walls appeared, blocking all exits to the room! Captain Coolguy was dying! Light-Speed Lad wasn't affect, as his name didn't have ''Cool'' in it! Light-Speed Lad noticed that the floor was only dirt, and, at light speed, he dug a giant hole! Captain Coolguy, using his last ounce of strength, helped Light-Speed Lad pick up the Good Orb, and they both threw themselves down into the hole. Now that CC was out of range of the Coolryptonite, he had his powers back! Unfortunately, when they were walking back to the Good Castle via the tunnels, the Black Hole in the middle of the area sucked it up and sent it into the Neutral Castle. D'oh! But at least evil isn't winning anymore. The two started walking back to the Good Castle underground.

EDIT: HSM, let it go! The evil guys took our orb.

[happystickman]

With The good tower orb gone the castle sank back to the ground and all the forests shrank to nothing The sticklings Heard that the orb was in the hands of nutural castle andflew they to retrevive it but was stopped by the cookie tiles, HSB was hungry and ate a hole just small enough for the gang to slip through.The were inside netural castle. The alarm sounded from HSB munching and the Sticks knew that they were about to be faced by alot of living cookies

(Wesley you need to update the locations)

[drgamer]

Drgamer repairs the turrent in the Evil Castle. Drgamer also laces the area in the orb room with Coolinite

[happystickman]

SSSM and HSW fought off the cookies as HSB disabled the alarm(sidekicks always know electronic stuff) With the cookies deafeted and alarm disabled the sticks the broke in to the Orb room. The Stickulater (which was still operationinal) Fired a shot right at the good orb making it a stick orb!The Stick Orb still produced energy for the good side but it made the sticks even more powerfull! The Good side was more powerfull then ever!

[PurpleKoopa]

Unaware that their own castle was under attack, Purple Koopa and Mr. Bodzha entered the Good Castle. They then started looking for the Neutral Orb... their precious Orb... and hoped that nobody would come into the castle to stop them.

[Wesley]

Rules: Also, you may alter your castle slightly, as long as it's not a huge change.

Sorry, HSM, that's a bit of too much change to the orb/Good Side. The only was you could do that was is all of your members wanted that to happen too.

[happystickman]

Ok ill change it

EDIT-ok i CHANGED it, The stickulater just changed the look and the amount of energy that it produces(to the sticks) Thats ok right?

[Wesley]

That's ok as long as it's still refered to as The Good Orb.

[happystickman]

It is

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy and Light-Speed Lad reached the Good Castle.

Mr Bodzha was walking with PK through the Good Castle, looking for the neutral Orb, when he saw some cat nip in a nearby room! Yay!!! Mr Bodzha dived into the room, but unfortunately, it was THE WIG STORAGE!!!!!!!! The door locked behind him- Mr Bodzha was distracted and fighting the wigs for a while, and even when he finishes with that, he has to find a way out of the room!

PurpleKoopa didn't notice that his ally was gone. He eventually made his way to the top of the castle. He stood awfully close to the edge, wondering where the orb was. A caped snowguy snuck up behind him... Soon, PK found himself falling into the moat. He managed to escape the crocodiles by floating on a nearby convienently placed trampoline, though.

[happystickman]

Sends message to hammered to delete this post

[happystickman]

The Sticks went back to good castle with the Good/Stick Orb.They put the orb back on the pedistal.HSB heard weird noises coming from a closet,being the curious boy that he was opened the wig door and Boom out came Mr Bodzha who tazered all the sticks and left then paralized.

[PurpleKoopa]

However, then Hank realized that he tazered the sticks, not the other way around. He then ran back into the castle to confront the Sticks. Happy Stick Boy and Happy Stick Witch, having their arms and legs erased earlier, were picked up by Hank.

The red cat then whacked Super Stick Man with them like he was whacking a drum with drumsticks. Super Stick Man then regeneratorized his arms and legs back, and the two "drumstick" sticks bit Hank to make them drop him. Hank kicked them at Super Stick Man, making him trip, and knocking the two Sticks out of the battle. However, they were not done fighting yet...

Meanwhile, Purple Koopa saw a window while sitting on the trampoline when he was on the moat. Being related to the nice crocodiles and alligators of the moat, they then broke open the window for him. Purple Koopa bounced on the trampoline up to the window and found the Neutral Orb!

He climbed down from the window to its level. However, in this little room of the castle, he couldn't do anything yet - he couldn't take the orb because it requires to people. He started trying to remove bricks to let the friendly crocodiles and alligators in... surely they could help! :)

[Wesley]

Wesley and Grim rebuild Evil Castle. Meanwhile... Bone travels home from Neutral Castle. (He can't do anything about the orb, since he needs two people to carry it) Bone makes it to Evil Castle by the end of this post.

[happystickman]

The HSW and HSB didnt like being kicked and were zapped by the stickulater also,turning into the HappystickSocerer and the UNhappystickboy! They punted Mr Bodzha out the window.The sticks were reunited and went to defend the Good orb

[PurpleKoopa]

Mr. Bodzha landed on the conveintely placed trampoline. However, Purple Koopa had finished removing some of the bricks! Hank, Purple Koopa, and a couple 'gators took the Neutral Orb, and snuck out. They climbed out of the moat and left the Good Castle. Seeing how it takes two people to carry the Orb, more than two people can do it much faster! Purple Koopa and Hank, with the Neutral Orb, reached the Neutral Castle by the end of this post. The 'gators then returned back to the Good Castle moat.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy then fired the traitorous aligators and crocodiles and replaced them with sea monsters that are always on the good side with no exceptions!

[happystickman]

When SSSM saw the Netural orb was gone the sticks were filled with anger and attacked Netural castle.SSSM punched down the gate and destroyed the secuity systums.UHSB Climbed to the top of the castle to plant bombs on the towers.The HSS the used her might to summon Klonk and Klunk to lift the netural orb back to good castle.

[PurpleKoopa]

However, as Klonk and Klunk took the orb and were leaving, they bonked into one of the inactive death traps, which then let off the big cookie boulder inside it. It squashed both Klonk and Klunk. They dropped the orb, and Purple Koopa and Hank took it back into its normal, protected place in the Neutral Castle.

Then Purple Koopa climbed to the roof of the castle, and watered the planted bombs. They turned into bomb plants, which the turtle then took the "fruits" from the tree and threw them at the Unhappy Stick Boy, who of course, was a sploded. The stick fell down, defeated.

The Happy Stick Sorceress tried reviving him, but she was out of magic and had to recharge. Mr. Bodzha shooed off all the Happy Sticks again with an eraser cannon. He nailed off the legs of HSS and UHSB again. Super Stick Man took them and ran off to somewhere that was not near the neutral castle.

The Neutral Castle was then being rebuilt with stronger walls - able to withstand even annoyed Sticks and superheroes!

[happystickman]

Being a soceress HSS gains magac VERY quickly and remote fired the stickulater! Pk was turned into Purplestickkoopa and fell off netural castle for not being used to being 2-d

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy flew to the top of one of the Neutral Towers and, using the eraser cannons, erased PK's arms and legs off.

[PurpleKoopa]

Captain Coolguy laughed at the stickified Purple Koopa, and then flew off. However, PK had a firm grip with his teeth on CG's cape! It ruined his flight pattern, and he crashed right into the Stickulater. Since Coolguy has supersnowguy strength, the Stickulater bursted into a bunch of pieces. Like all good magical items, all effects it had done were reverted. Purple Koopa turned back to normal, and found out that his arms and legs were still there (apparently they were in his shell, but now they could poke out again!). The Good/Stick Orb lost the /Stick part and became just a plain ol' Good Orb again, while the three Sticks reverted back to a normal Super Stick Man, Happy Stick Witch, and Happy Stick Boy. The stick river reverted back to a normal river. Klunk and Klonk decided that they didn't like the Happy Sticks anyway, so they simply removed themselves from the game.

Hank came out of the castle with an eraser, and Coolryptonite. Needless to say, everyone on the Good Side at the Neutral Castle ran back to their own Good Castle. Purple Koopa and Hank then returned inside the Neutral Castle.

[happystickman]

Also like all good secret wepoens theres always a back up.All the stuff was back to stickness and THIS time the Stickulater was in a secret locked room in Good castle.

[Wesley]

Also, all players in this battle should look at the 2 new polls and vote.

[Wesley]

Hate to Double post, but The Color rule has passed. When you post, you now must color your post in your teams' color. Example: I'm evil, so my post is red. See the new rule on the first page for more info.

[regeneratorizer]

Regen opened up his shop that he has been working on for the past few days, called 'The Psychadeli - For all your food and stuff needs!'

[rtys]

OOc:Neutral probably will use black.

The cookies got up suddenly recieve another package from hammered.

It was HR's Winter Wackiness 3 tiles from from ninjabread house!they used the materials to strengthen the exterior by layering over the castle's exterior's and to fool the stick that the castle 's sdefense was still the same.They then baked the cookie layer to be as hard as rock cakes!

They then took out a device that would counterthe stickulator(in other word revverse the stickulator's effect)
They then took out one of their secret weapons:the cookienator!It would anyone into a cookie ,when used on the ninjabread men they would grow stronger.

They then built more turrets on the towers ,rebuilt the death traps and then fixed the alarm system.They then put 2 pitfall death traps which would drop the victim into huge roasting ovens that would melt almost anything.

[happystickman]

The sticks knew the renevations were happening however and decided the defenses were to strong. They waiting and guarded the orbs they have allready captured.UHSB set up a power alarm systum that could be heard across the map.The HSS then created a small army of undead bodyguards.SSSM then begain to scout the area for traps and bombs whil the others stayed in the orb room and strengthed the wall and added a padlock door.

[rtys]

Meanwhile the trio baked an army of ninjabread men,even thought theydo not have the any of the skill the trio had,they still knew basic ninja moves.
They soon decided to improve the alert system to summon ninjabread men.
Then they baked a cookie orb that would provide energy for the moment to the castle and placed it the orb room.It was only removable by the ninjabreads since it was very hot.

[happystickman]

SSSM heard the army and sent HSS and the undead body guards to hold back the andvancing army,while SSSM man and boykept the orb room safe. In case the attack was a dirvesion for a eviler purpose, they but a special barriar around the room-A heat barrier,which burned all cookies and baked goods that touch it to a disintagating crisp


(Off topic- Happy New Year!)

[rtys]

However, the ninjabread were stronger than the army and thus overwhelmed them.Leading the army was Chip.He summoned cheese meteors to ram the castle.they hit the castle, and on impact they exploded,doing the castle severe damage and disabling the alarm system.

Chip then led the army throught the opening to the orb room where he saw the 3 sticks.They then all attacked Them

[happystickman]

But the metors never hit,Because the heat sheild was still active.HSS kept summoning but knew it was useless, and fled to the orb room.The army tried but could not peice the heat barrier so they never got in the orb room either. The sticks were safe......For now. They used The Cool Signal,And hope CC and LSL saw it and would come to help protect the castle

[rtys]

Chip then summoned the Almighty God of the Ninjabreads:The Baker!The baker then smashed the barrier with his Supreme rolling pin and dissapeared.

Chip then summoned several cookie meteors.They all smashed into the castle,destroying the alarm system and damaging the castle.

[happystickman]

BUT the Barrier is MAGIC not ROBOTIC! It cant be Destroyed! Only a non cookie or food product can beat it!

[rtys]

The rolling pin is non cookie and the attack is a magic one.

[happystickman]

Its Food Based!

[rtys]

Oh.

Chip then sent a message to everyone on the neutral team.

It said:guys i have trouble penertrating the barrier,Please help.
Chip then started a ritual.

[happystickman]

SSSM and the rest knew they were safe for a while and repaired and strengthed the castle walls.They fixed the securty system and made mini stickulater turrets all over the castle and manned then with stickulated anaimals and plants

[rtys]

Then Chip retreated his with his army for awhile back to the neutral castle till help came.However, secretly he left a alot supreme squeezy cheese containers to explode,which would take down the barrier since it was a food product.

Meanwhile, Cookie and Bob were made more death traps and made one for the orb room too.

[Coolguy]

In a flash of light, all the godmoding disappeared, including the Cookie Orb, Stickulator Turrets, Bakers, Meteors, Supreme Squeezy Cheese, etc.

Captain Coolguy and Light-Speed Lad started guarding the Good Castle.

[rtys]

and the barrier dissappered too since it was godmodding too.
Cookie and bob started to strengthen the walls of the castle a little more

[Wesley]

Tired of doing nothing nothing, Wesley and Bone traveled tooNeutral Castle, while Grim stayed behind to guard Evil Castle.

P.S. Thanks Coolguy, I was busy and didn't see the Godmoding.

[happystickman]

The sticks thanked CC for his help,even if they lost some stuff and returned to strengthing the castle.

[Wesley]

Wesley and Bone got to Neutral Castle. They blasted the castle walls until they crumbled, and they entered the building. They weren't after the orb though, at least not from THIS castle. They took the underground tunnel to Good Castle...

[happystickman]

The sticks in the orb room heard the explosion from netrul castle and preparad for a attack.The barred the doors and shelded the orb from any spells with a magic sheild(corstasy of HSS)

[rtys]

OOC:actually godmodding is sometimes okay,since players mostly find a way to get round but id advisable not to do it all the time.And dont you think there are too many good guys?

Cookie ,Chip And Bob after letting wesley and bone used the entrance, quickly sealed it and rebuilt the walls fast with their secret stash of tiles.

They quikcly rebuilt their 2 death traps and waied to ambush them.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy heard footsteps coming from the tunnels under the Good Castle. Coolguy got a nearby hose and stuffed it down the hole, and turn on the hose. Soon, when the tunnels were completely flooded, Captain Coolguy turned off the hose and boarded up the one entrance to the tunnels.

[Wesley]

Wesley and Bone returned to Neutral Castle. They got on the top floor, but unfortunately, they fell through the floor and ended up in the tunnels again. They got an idea. Wesley got on the top floor and walked on air by summoning a cartoon-like cloud. He rode the cloud to the outside of Good Castle. Meanwhile Bone swam in the tunnels, waiting for the plan to take action. (Bone was already dead, he didn't need to breath)

[rtys]

OOc:guys quit speed posting too fast.

Unfortunately for captain coolguy, he awoke a giant beast in the tunnels, A Giant Big Centipede then came and grabed and threw him flying into the good castle.

The ninjabreads then suddenly found a tome.They touched it and their magic skill increased,Only that chip learnt a new spell.

Chip then prepared to use his new spell on any enemy.

[Wesley]

That's ok as long as there isn't too many people "Posting..." at once. As long as you remember that rule, you're fine.

P.S. This color is used when I'm off topic.

[Coolguy]

Light-Speed Lad tied up the giant Centipede in game console wires and mailed it to the Neutral Castle, where it broke out of the wires and attacked the castle.

Meanwhile, Captain Coolguy landed in front of the Evil Castle. That centipede actually helped him! Captain Coolguy prepared to steal the Evil Orb.

[rtys]

However, the centipede smelt the castle and went back into its den.It appeared it did't like the smell of cookies.It then slept in the tunnel.
After that the trio then rebuilt the castle.They then stationed a few cookie turrets.

[Wesley]

Wesley eventually floats over Good Castle and jumps onto a tower. He make it to the ground, by accidently falling through a weak floor. After much navigating, he reaches the Orb Room. He also notes the strange in-activeness of the goodguys. He gets the orb and returns to the surface, but how is he going to get out? He breaks through the entrance to the tunnel and finds Bone playing Solitare underwater (Somehow).

Meanwhile...

Grim and Dr.Gamer hear Coolguy beginning to attack the Evil Castle...

[drgamer]

Drgamer laughs as his trap springs on Captain Coolguy. A net laced with coolinite weakened Captain Coolguys powers enough to be able to be dragged into a dungeon, where Drgamer chained him to the wall, still covered in the coolinite net. Drgamer then proceeds to throwing fragments of coolinite on the ground (think of it as a supplement to medical treatment, as a strengthener to normal people, and a restrainer for treatment to the people of Coolinite...). Drgamer also dangles fly paper in the cooridors, as you can't really dodge the stuff when going super speed. Drgamer also places flypaper around the ground. Drgamer starts playing some solitare, waiting for any rescue attempts sure to come

[Coolguy]

Like in every movie where the hero is captured by the evil villain, the villain started monologuing! Coolguy managed, with all of his strength, to his his utility belt! He set off the SUPER SPELLR SIGNAL! Coolguy got his other AI- Super Spellr, with power over all that is grammar! Super Speller appeared and jumbled up the letters in DrGamer, rewriting his name as DrMarge! In a flash of light, he turned into a parody of Marge Simpson. Super Spellr cut Coolguy free of the Coolinite, but they were still trapped.

Light-Speed Lad laughed at Wesley- He didn't pick up the Good Orb, because he wasn't carrying the Orb with somebody else! The Good Orb was still sitting safely in the Orb Room. Light-Speed Lad started guarding the Orb Room (He also started wondering why the Neutral Team never attack the Evil Team)

[rtys]

OOc:if you goodguys stop attacking maybe, we would attack the evil team.we are too busy fighting you guys off s we are out numbered .But we are neutral anyway,not taking sides.

Suddenly the tunnels in the neutral castle started collapsing.
Meanwhile, in the neutral zone, a tower with a cannon that could see the whole battle was set up.

[Wesley]

Reserving is ok, just don't do it so much you're using it twice at once. i.e. Coolguy postsing, then you, then Dr.Gamer, then you again... And I'm making a limit to reverves now. Up to 3 reserves ONLY. i.e. Coolguy posting..., Dr.Gamer reserve, ryts Reserve..., Chaucer reserve, Someone else... That's the maximum amount, there shouldn't be a need for any more. (Unless by extreme chance all players are on the forum and all want to post)

P.S. Red is what you shouldn't do.
P.P.S. I'm not refering to anyone in general, I just randomly chose names.
P.P.P.S. I seem to be making a lot of P.S.'s lately.

[happystickman]

The sticks got back and LSL said that Captain coolguy was gone! The sticks hurried to evil castle and punched down the dungeon wall and freed CC and Super Spllr.

[Wesley]

Having enough of the heavy orbs, he cast a spell that effected all three orbs at once. The orb could now temporarily be carried by one person, making it easier to capture. Wesley enters the room where LSL was still making fun of him. LSL started to run around the room.

LSL:Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Then, when LSL was running, Wesley tripped him and he slammed into the wall at top speed. So hard an opening appeared.

Wesley:Ha ha!

Wesley takes the orb and gives it to Bone, who swims in the tunnel back to Neutral Castle. (He not going back up though) Wesley leaves the castle. Un-able to resist the urge, he burns LSL to a crisp for laughing at him. NOW he leaves the castle.

[Coolguy]

Captain Coolguy picked up the orb (It had been shrunken as well) and, with Super Spellr, flew off across the Arena. He flew way up high and threw the Orb, and Light-Speed Lad caught it back at the Castle. However, Captain Coolguy was tired from all that flying and throwing (because was still weak from the Coolinite) and fell down onto the Neutral Castle, knocked out until Coolguy posts twice. Super Spellr stayed with him to help wake him up.

Light-Speed Lad caught the Evil Orb and put it in the Orb Room.

[rtys]

Umm guys?Quit posting so much already!PPl like puffazoid,justin,PK are going et left behind!

[Wesley]

That's why I have The Locations section. If they get lost, they can just look on the list, and find out where everything is.

[Wesley]

After lots of swimming, Bone made it back to Evil Castle with the Good Orb and placed it in the Evil Orb Room. (Cursing it of course)

Bone:There! Now we have two orbs!
Dr.Gamer:Not exactly. Coolguy came and took our orb.
Bone:Oh. ...Then nothing really happened except our orb is blue now instead of red.

Meanwhile...

Wesley made it Neutral Castle.

[rtys]

That still does not help much.What about castle health status,status of all their characters and ais?

[Wesley]

People don't really have a health status in this game. They ether get stunned of frozen or something until the victim's turn. You do have a point though. I'll have to add castles in the Locations section. ...Tomorow though, it's getting late here. I'll also add to the players section where the AI's are.

[chaucer]

Suddenly, Chaucer fell into a void, with his AIs, saying, "I cannot stay with you, friends. I have Supervillains to attend to!" Coolguy waved goodbye.
"Alas, poor Chaucer. I knew him, Light-Speed Lad."

[rtys]

Bob saw coolguy fell onto the castle ,he knocked out super spellr for 2 posts ,then caged him and coolguy in a cage made of Coolinite .

Bob saw wesley leaving the castle and ran and caught up with him.
Bob:wesley,i have a deal for you , you see, we have captured 2 goodguys and we want you have a little exchange for your help againist the good guys.how about it?

[happystickman]

SSSM saw Captain Coolguy fall and raced to help him.When Bob and Wesley were talking he picked the lock on the cage and let CC escape.SSSM then picked up Super Spllr and carryied him to good castle.

[Mr.Onion]

First thing, the orbs swapped places with each other! The Good Orb went to where the Neutral Orb was, and the Evil Orb went to where the Good Orb was, and the Neutral Orb went to the were the Evil Orb was!

[Wesley]

Indeed, the Mr.O's randomizer thing has passed. Chaucer also wanted to be one, I'm still thinking about it.

[Coolguy]

Super Spellr flew over to the Neutral Castle, preparing to steal the Orb. (the orb curse is gone)And Captain Coolguy woke up.

Off Topic: We don't need 2 randomizers. One is enough.

[rtys]

Suddenly, rays of light beamed from the sky and restored all the castles to full health.

However, the cage had no lock,so cc and super spellrwas not broken out.

Bob:well wesley?

meanwhile,
Cookie:where's bob?where's the enemy?
Chip:he said he went to eat something.

[Coolguy]

Super Spellr entered the Neutral Castle, flying successfully over all the death traps. He entered the Orb Room. Super Spellr pulled out a bag of sand and quickly switched the Orb and the bag. He smiled- He hadn't been trapped! Unfortunately, the pedestal the Good Orb was on started sinking into the ground. Super Spellr could hear a cookie boulder coming...

Oh, and RTYS, you can't undo posts that happened already.

[rtys]

Umm ppl have done that before in the last few pages

[Wesley]

Well, they were wrong to do so. I also said before I asked Hammered to delete it, during the HSM incident (Or something else I forget) that's you can't undo something that has already happened because it breaks the battle. I'm making a rule about it now in the first post. Be sure to check over your posts to see that you have everything. Also, you never mentioned that the cage didn't have a lock when you posted, so Coolguy did indeed break out.

[rtys]

OOc:um gy i have been wondering....if you are good guys,you should'nt focus just on the neutral team. and what the randomiser castle for?

Super Spellr was then squashed.It was not one cookie boulder,it was 3!They orb pedestral then came back out with the real orb.While super spellr repawned at the evil castle.

Bob realizing his prisoner were gone,
Bob:erm we'talk about this again another time.Darn!
Bob then went back into the neutral castle.He then called Cookie and Chip.

Cookie:it appears that our trap in the front was unsucessfull.
They then built several burners near the orb room set to activate on enemy detection and rest the orb room's trap.After they added several net electric traps.

[happystickman]

With the orb room secure the sticks went to evil castle to get their orb. They went into the underground tunnels and swam to the basement.Thet then waited for the right moment

[PurpleKoopa]

Hi, I just came back to vacation to see a bunch of stuff happening. I am too confused right now, so you can count me out of this for now.

[Wesley]

Bone and Grim saw the arrival of The Happy Sticks. Something wasn't right though, they were just waiting there. If they attacked in-directly, they should be okay. Bone shot a ranged death beam at them, and Grim summoned more bone bombs. The Happy Sticks were blasted away from each other, though they were still in the same room. Bone and Grim were still wondering why they didn't retreat...

[Justin]

The stickman didn't retreat since they were busy partying about the 200th post!

[rtys]

umm guy the neutral side may lose if im the only one defending!

Pk, i think your characters was approaching the good castle.

[regeneratorizer]

Regen, who originally thought he could teach the whole world not to chop down forests and eat meat, ect, saw a lost cause. He packed up his magical box, and headed into the forest.

Im out.

[rtys]

YAY!Lolz now we have a little problem.

[happystickman]

The sticks plan had worked.They charged in a beat up the two when they were distracted.They headed to the orb room and used SSSM Super stickman strength to pick up the orb and return it to good castle

[varkarrus]

I create an AI, but I don't join. Anyone on the good side may use this AI. It is Smiley, Bringer or Justice!

[rtys]

Meanwhile the ninjabread men poured a ton of something into the tunnel.It was hot chocolate!a ton of it that was.soon the tunnel was soon flooded with it.

[Mr.Onion]

But the hot chocolate turned into liquid banana milkshake! :p

[rtys]

The ninjabread men then blocked access to the neutral castle in the tunnel.