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regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 04:49 AM
Its Hollywood Mafia! Yay!

Ok, I will be sending out PMs immediatly after this post.

The roles are:

Julia Roberts - Doctor
Bjork - Cactus
Madonna - Mason set 1
Elvis Presely - Mafia Godfather
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Cop
Jim Carrey - normal townie
Billy Bob Thorton - Mafia Cop
Bruce Campell - Mason set 2
Jessica Alba - Mason set 2
William Shatner - Mason set 1
John Barron - Normal townie
Dawn Addams - Normal townie
John Blundell - Inventor

OK, A few things about this list may have confused you a bit, so I will explain further.

CACTUS: If a mafia tries to kill this person at night, he succeeds, but gets injured. If he posts on the next day, everyone will see his injuries(He will manually post "I am injured" or something, and if he dont, I'll do it for him.)

Now I would like to explain the Mason groups. There are 2 groups, which means only the two from one group can commune with each other

EX.

Mason group 1: Bob, John
Mason group 2: Hen, Chicken
Bob can commune with John, but cant commune with Chicken. Bob also doesnt know whether chicken is a mason or not. For all Bob or John knows, Chicken could be mafia godfather. Vice versa(Unless chicken happens to be the Mafia Sibling)

Ok, one of the mason groups are just regular masons. yay. Both are townies.
The other group, however, are Siblings. one of them is mafia, and the other is townie. The townie would be clueless as to whether the other is mafia or not, or that they are siblings, but the mafia sibling knows that they are siblings, as the only mafia mason is a sibling. If one of the siblings should be killed or lynched, the other will commit suicide soon after. Therefore, it would be in that particular mafias interest to keep the townie alive.

Right, I think thats it. PMs should be going out soon, and after they are all out, we will start.

EDIT: ATTENTION MAFIA! Make sure you and your mafian buddies have a password for the chat room, so you know your not talking to an imposter! Too many people cheat and ruin the game.

WackieWatty
01-06-2007, 05:04 AM
Well, the mason groups look interesting!

Yay for Hollywood Mafia!

regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 05:12 AM
Ok, I have given out all the PMs. If you didnt get yours, PM me.

It is NIGHT. Night PMers, Do what you do best.... which would be... PMing at night. Yes.

regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 07:40 AM
Forgot to post who is all playing..

PurpleKoopa
Coolguy
Justin
Mr. Onion
WackieWatty
Julian
Wesley
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel
Evil Clone
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins
Ducklegion

regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 03:19 PM
Deadline is tommorrow(Sunday) 12:00(Central time, Central time FTW!!!!!)

regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 05:22 PM
As the stars slept, some eratic evildoers swept into action. they snuck into Madonnas house, and broke everything in sight! Madonna heard this, so she got up and used her one defence: Singing terribly. She sun so terribly, that the mafia were driven away! But, unfortunatly, her singing was so bad that it shattered everything in the house, which came crumbling down! Madonna is dead!

The town awoke to find WackieWatty's house had fallen down! With WW still in it! They searched the house and found a peice of paper with this on it:

'You are a MASON! Your name is also Madonna, the singer over here in America that nobody likes. Sorry, I ran out of ideas for stars! :p
Anyways, your partner is ???, and you can chat your head off with him about Mafia.'

WW gets a last gasp.


Meanwhile, A brilliant man was at work. His inventions are revolutionary, but he has a short term memory, so he forgets what they do! The scientest rummaged through his pack and found what looked like a tube of lipstick. He knew it wasnt, but he decided to use it on a random person, just to see what it did. The scientist set it up on a sidewalk, and whatever it does will happen to the next passer-by.

And cue the entrance of PurpleKoopa. PK walked along on the sidewalk and triggered the device. In a bright flash of light, PK was gone! Where he went, no one knows, but he would never be found again.

During further investigation, the police found this peice of paper:
'Well, your role is a *Snort* Mason Mafia. You can commune with your fellow townie mason, and your mafia friends, too.

MAFIA PARTNERS IN CRIME:
???
???

Mason partner:
???'

PK gets a last gasp.

It is DAY.

List of players:

PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy
Justin
Mr. Onion
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel
Evil Clone
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins
Ducklegion

PurpleKoopa
01-06-2007, 05:25 PM
Bah. Go scum!

Coolguy
01-06-2007, 05:27 PM
:D Wow, we already got a Mafia! Clookies for whoever the inventor is. Foolish turtle!

chaucer
01-06-2007, 05:37 PM
Yay! We haven't even done anything, yet already we've killed a mafia! Yay!

Justin
01-06-2007, 05:48 PM
Yes, thank you very much inventor!

You got rid of the best one too, the mason. It's the most dangerous.

regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 06:12 PM
6 votes needed for a lynch.

Wesley
01-06-2007, 06:48 PM
Yay! We got a mafia!

ducklegion
01-06-2007, 07:42 PM
Woohoo!One less mafia to worry about.

Coolguy
01-06-2007, 08:24 PM
In the Chat, there was some Mafia chatting, unfortunately. :( I thought it would be unfair if everybody else couldn't see the conversation, so I copied it. If any more Chat conversations start up again, I'll copy-paste it again.

And also, blank spots had emoticons- Those don't copy-paste.

Ducklegion: Im still thinking of the new title
Ducklegion: is it night again on mafia?
Ducklegion: oh wait no
Ducklegion: still voting
Ghostly_Guy:
Coolguy: Nobody has voted
Coolguy: THere's no good reasons to vote
Ducklegion: yeah
Ducklegion: lets just makw a random guess
Ducklegion: make*
Coolguy:
Ducklegion:
Ducklegion:
Coolguy: No Mafia chatting
Coolguy: I'm starting to suspect you, WW
Coolguy: *DL, not WW
Ducklegion:
Wesley: Back
Ducklegion: How could you suspect me
Wesley: I have to leave soon
Coolguy:
Wesley: But I finally finished my first trail
Ducklegion: Ima change my custom avatar ^_^
Coolguy: You were trying to get us to randomly vote
Coolguy: Yay for Wesley
Coolguy: I finished my entry
Wesley: 3 more to go
Ducklegion: Jamul says I can alternate through my custom avatars!
Coolguy: You can
Wesley: So what were you saying about mafia?
Ducklegion: nuttin
Wesley: ok
Coolguy: I said I suspected DL
Coolguy: Because he said we should make a random guess
Ducklegion:
Coolguy: That's it
Wesley: I'll just look back
Ducklegion: -whistles harder-
Coolguy: Just look back to after Hammered's posts
Coolguy: And then save this discussion for the topic
Coolguy: Not in here
Ducklegion: No!!!!
Wesley: No???
Ducklegion: NO!!!
Ducklegion: !!!!
Ducklegion: PLEASE!!
Wesley: What?
Ducklegion: nothing
Coolguy:
Ducklegion: If I know Coolguy he is doing it right now
Ducklegion:
Ducklegion: Fine!I admit it!Im not a mafia!

I hereby VOTE: Ducklegion. He didn't want me to mention this conversation in here, and wouldn't say why, and he was trying to randomly get us to vote! (And Regen might have made him Mafia, considering that he's never gotten to be evil before).

ducklegion
01-06-2007, 08:27 PM
What are you talking about thats all fake!?Plus I am evil..I dont flush the toilet!Oh and I draw on walls...IM PURE EVIL..but not on mafia

Hammered
01-06-2007, 08:27 PM
You can't even go and fill up your waterglass these days without having to kick every single occupant out of the chat room when you get back and I did kick all of the four in CG's post, including CG.

chaucer
01-06-2007, 08:28 PM
Well, this worked with Justin a while ago. And, why would he not want people to see the conversation? Suspiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicious. Vote: Ducklegion.

Coolguy
01-06-2007, 08:28 PM
That's not fake- Justin and Wesley can verify it when they come in, you Mafia!

ducklegion
01-06-2007, 08:30 PM
I could prove but then I'd give away my role....NOT MAFIA!Plus here is proof!Hold up lemme make it up...

Coolguy:I is Teh Mafia King!1!!!!!Bwhahaha


See!PROOF!

[EDIT]
Why would he say WW?He is Coolguy's mafia partner!

chaucer
01-06-2007, 08:31 PM
By the way, I notice that Ducklegion BEGGED for that conversation not to be posted. That is every mafia's last resort, or, at least, so I have been led to believe. We MUST get rid of him. It's, like, in the book of rules. And that is the most important book EVER! Just in case you need help saying it,

VOTE: DUCKLEGION

Edit: And Ducklegion, Coolguy does not use the !!!!1!!!s, teh, and only very rarely does he use Bwahaha. Not to mention the fact that you said, "Hold up lemme make it up..."

ducklegion
01-06-2007, 08:34 PM
By the way, I notice that Ducklegion BEGGED for that conversation not to be posted. That is every mafia's last resort, or, at least, so I have been led to believe. We MUST get rid of him. It's, like, in the book of rules. And that is the most important book EVER! Just in case you need help saying it,

VOTE: DUCKLEGION

Edit: And Ducklegion, Coolguy does not use the !!!!1!!!s, teh, and only very rarely does he use Bwahaha. Not to mention the fact that you said, "Hold up lemme make it up..."

Drats figured out...the text atleast..But why would Coolguy say WW?He is Coolguy's mafia partner!
Vote:Coolguy

Coolguy
01-06-2007, 08:37 PM
WW is dead- He was a mason.

ducklegion
01-06-2007, 08:39 PM
oh right like i am gonna fall for that!You are the one who attacked him!

regeneratorizer
01-06-2007, 08:52 PM
VOTE COUNT

Ducklegion: 2 votes(Chaucer, Coolguy)

Coolguy: 1 vote(Ducklegion)

6 votes to lynch.

chaucer
01-06-2007, 09:08 PM
I don't get all this arguing. I need to go to bed...

Justin
01-06-2007, 11:22 PM
VOTE: Ducklegion

Reasons already said by other posters.

WackieWatty
01-07-2007, 02:36 AM
Meh - dead already.

Typical, the one game that may turn out to be good for me, and I die first.
You are so cruel mafia, including PK - even if he is dead.:x

Mr.Onion
01-07-2007, 03:17 AM
VOTE DUCKLEGION! He's just being all around suspicious, and he was making up evidence against Coolguy.
(You know that when there are siblings one dies the night after the other, right, Regen?)

Dave Hettel
01-07-2007, 03:39 AM
He mentioned it in the first post, so I would assume he knows about that, Mr. Onion.

Before I vote for Ducklegion, which the chat transcript posted above would lead me to do, I'd like to have Justin or Wesley verify that Coolguy didn't tamper with it. Coolguy could easily have faked it, and tried to get us to vote for Ducklegion. I admit his behavior is quite unusual, but if I were about to die, I'd probably act the same way.

So, Justin or Wesley, preferably the both of you, can you verify that what Coolguy posted was actually said in the chatroom?

AtkinsSJ
01-07-2007, 05:24 AM
I think I believe it's real, and Ducklegion is certainly acting oddly.
Also, w00t! We got a mafia before we even started!

VOTE: Ducklegion

chaucer
01-07-2007, 06:08 AM
I admit it would be nice to know Ducklegion did do all that. We don't want to obliterate a townie over some fake evidence.

Wesley
01-07-2007, 06:29 AM
Wow, lots happening in mafia, and yes, that conversation really did happen. I don't remember what Ducklegion said at all, and I was on the chat all day.

VOTE: Ducklegion

My reasons have already been said.

Dave Hettel
01-07-2007, 06:40 AM
Well, since somebody else has verified this, that's good enough evidence for me, and I will now vote to lynch Ducklegion.

evil clone
01-07-2007, 06:56 AM
(jumps on bandwagon)

VOTE: ducklegion.

(warns cg that he is my top suspect if duck is a townie)

Mr.Onion
01-07-2007, 06:57 AM
Wow, lots happening in mafia, and yes, that conversation really did happen. I don't remember what Ducklegion said at all,

I'm confused.

chaucer
01-07-2007, 07:03 AM
(jumps on bandwagon)

VOTE: ducklegion.

(warns cg that he is my top suspect if duck is a townie)

EC, why would you suspect CG if Ducklegion is a townie? He is likely just an innocent townie who wanted to get rid of a likely mafia. It's not like he made up the conversation.

Wesley
01-07-2007, 07:03 AM
The conversation Coolguy posted did happen, but the fake "I am teh Mafia King1111!!11Bwahaha" thing never happened.

Mr.Onion
01-07-2007, 07:04 AM
Since the conversation has been verified by two people, one of which is not even playing, VOTE: DUCKLEGION!

Hammered
01-07-2007, 07:26 AM
Current Votes:

Ducklegion: 8 votes(Chaucer, Coolguy, Justin, Mr.Onion, Dave Hettel, AtkinsSJ, Wesley, Evil Clone)

Coolguy: 1 vote(Ducklegion)

6 votes were needed to lynch

chaucer
01-07-2007, 07:28 AM
Regen, wake up! We wanna know if we got a mafia!

AtkinsSJ
01-07-2007, 07:45 AM
*Pokes Regen with a stick*
Um, that's not a punishable offense, is it?

regeneratorizer
01-07-2007, 07:57 AM
The townies rushed to Chuck and said 'WE FOUND ONE! WE FOUND ONE!' Chuck took one look at the accused star and frowned. He knew the townies were making a mistake, but he thought they should learn the hard way. He picked up Ducklegion and brought him to a wierd spinny thing. Chuck put Ducklegion into it, and stood back. Ducklegion shot out of it, like a cannonball!

Chuck: Well, we just lost John Blundell, the Inventor.

There was a slip of paper stuck in the cannon, and Chuck removed it to show it to all the townies.

It said:
'You are John Blundell, the Inventor!

You have 3 devices you can use, but you can only use each of them once, and you dont know what they do. In order to use them, you must choose someone to use them with(EX: When you PM me, say 'Use Device One with BillyBob')
PM me each night with an invention and a person to use it on.

Inventor devices:
Devise 1: Looks like a big telescope
Devise 2:Looks kind of like a tube of lipstick
Devise 3: A candy bar! Or is it?!?!?!'

(Device one inspected, and device 2 and 3 killed)

Also, Wesley killed himself in grief of his siblings death! ONOS!

Heres what his PM said:

'You are Jessica Alba, the Mason! Your mason partner is PurpleKoopa.'


List of players:

PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy
Justin
Mr. Onion
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley(Suicide'd)
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel
Evil Clone
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins
Ducklegion(Gannon Cannon'd, day 1)

DL and Wesley gets a last gasp!


It is NIGHT!

AtkinsSJ
01-07-2007, 08:03 AM
Deary me. Not good. Still, I don't think it's CG's fault - he was just reporting what sounded suspicious.
Also, when should the sibling die? Tonight?

Wesley
01-07-2007, 08:06 AM
I read the mafia rules from the link Mr.O gave a while ago, and usually the sibling dies the night after the other sibling dies, so the sibling should die tonight, unless Regen changed it for a reason.

regeneratorizer
01-07-2007, 08:07 AM
Right, edited. I had that written down everywhere, and I STILL forgot to do it. Also, whoever was wondering why I didnt kill the sibling right after the others death is because my original post says SHORTLY after the sibling is dead the other kills himself.

chaucer
01-07-2007, 08:48 AM
I hope we do better tomorrow...

ducklegion
01-07-2007, 10:42 AM
These are the thanks I get for killing PK the mafia!?Ya'll dont deserve me!What evidence i've been saying if I told Coolguy I was mafia or was not mafia he would still post it!Humph...

Wesley
01-07-2007, 10:50 AM
You also killed me by killing PK. Well... We're not far into the game, so I don't really have anything to say. *Ghostly Voice* Avenge me! Don't let the mafia win!

chaucer
01-07-2007, 12:04 PM
Is it day yet?

regeneratorizer
01-07-2007, 12:52 PM
Almost.

chaucer
01-07-2007, 01:51 PM
I hope I survive... I asked that in Christmas Mafia and I died the following morning.

regeneratorizer
01-07-2007, 07:24 PM
Late at night, The mafians snuck into Arnold Schwarzeneggers house, and tried to kill him! Unfortunatly, Arnold was too buff to be killed by normal hands!

Arnold: I am the governator! You cannot defeat me!

Arnold pumped some steroids into his already over-filled muscles, and loomed down on the mafia! But then, in the next instance, he fell over, dead!

Remember kids, steroids kill!

The next day, Chuck awoke to find Dave Hettel dead! He found a peice of paper, with these words on it:

'You are AHHHHnold Schwarzenegger, A cop! Each night, PM me who to inspect.'

Oh, tough luck townies. But maybe, in the last gasp DH has, he might tell you a little sekrit.

List of players:

PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy
Justin
Mr. Onion
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley(Suicide'd)
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel(Unhealthy Habbit'd, night 2)
Evil Clone
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins
Ducklegion(Gannon Cannon'd, day 1)

It is DAY.

Justin
01-07-2007, 07:32 PM
We are left with no reasons to lynch anybody now.

regeneratorizer
01-07-2007, 08:00 PM
5 votes to lynch.

chaucer
01-08-2007, 05:24 AM
Oh, great. We lost a cop!

Coolguy
01-08-2007, 06:38 AM
Okay, here's the list of people that voted Ducklegion. The 2 remaining Mafia are probably in this list: Chaucer, Coolguy, Justin, Mr.Onion, Dave Hettel, AtkinsSJ, Wesley, and Evil Clone. However, Wesley and Dave Hettel are dead and proven good, so that only leaves the other six.

I think Evil Clone is our best guess, because he wanted to kill me if I was wrong about DL. If he's Mafia, he will take advantage of the fact that I was the first to vote for our dearly departed Ducklegion. So I'll just toss in a vote for him. :D VOTE: Evil Clone :D

This is just my suggestion. :) If any of you have a better idea, please tell us! We don't want to make another mistake.

Mr.Onion
01-08-2007, 08:01 AM
CG sounds logical, but I'm holding my vote until I hear what Evil Clone has to say.

AtkinsSJ
01-08-2007, 10:52 AM
I can understand why Evil Clone would suspect Coolguy, so I'll hold my vote for now.

evil clone
01-08-2007, 01:49 PM
ok well here is what i have to say.
if you go back and look at previous mafia ive participated in you will see i allways suspect the people that start a bandwagon that ends killing a townie. im not saying im not a mafia....well yes i am but i know i cant prove it so just please wait untill there is better proof that im a mafia which im not!!!!!!! but really. w8 4 proof.
also 3 more points to bring up
1: if he was townie why did ducklegion not want the conversation posted
2:is it merely a coincedence that ducklegion was the cop
3:posting chatroom talk should be against the rules

chaucer
01-08-2007, 02:05 PM
Well, I don't know if we should beleive CG or not. He started the bandwagon, but that could have just been a misunderstanding. Who knows...

ducklegion
01-08-2007, 03:00 PM
[Ignore I already had my last gasp]-DL

Hammered
01-08-2007, 03:00 PM
Actually, Evil Clone, talking in the chatroom is what is not fair to the other players, not the reverse. Why is it reasonable that the group of people who happen to be in the chatroom at the time should have access to information that the other players don't have? The best way to prevent that is to disallow mafia talk in the chat room. Coolguy tried to do that by saying that it wasn't allowed right at the start of the conversation, but still the conversation continued. Since that happened, Coolguy thought that the only fair way to deal with the occurence was to post it so that you could all see the conversation for yourselves. I am not quite sure how why you would consider that to be unfair or unreasonable.

And Ducklegion, you took out a pair of siblings, but only one of them was mafia. The other was a townie.

ducklegion
01-08-2007, 03:02 PM
[Ignore I already had my last gasp]-DL

chaucer
01-08-2007, 05:59 PM
I don't know what to think... Is Coolguy a mafia trying to obliterate a townie? Or is he a townie trying to obliterate a mafia? Hmm... let's see what they both have to say on the subject.

Coolguy
01-08-2007, 07:12 PM
Ho, hum. UNVOTE. I had a REAL reason for voting Evil Clone! :) (No, I didn't really believe in my ''proof'' that EC was evil). I hoped that a Mafia would be dumb enough to try and start a bandwagon off of that (like Mr Onion tried to do last game). Unfortunately, nobody voted, which leads me to believe that either A) The Mafia learned from Mr O's mistake last game, B) Evil Clone really is Mafia, and the Mafia wouldn't vote him, or C) The Mafia are lurkers.

I'm thinking about Julian- He hasn't even posted yet (I think). Could he be trying to keep himself hidden? Meh. I'm not sure who to vote this time. I'll wait until somebody acts suspicious.

chaucer
01-09-2007, 05:40 AM
*yawn* Moving slowly today, aren't we?

Dave Hettel
01-09-2007, 12:40 PM
Okay, here's the list of people that voted Ducklegion. The 2 remaining Mafia are probably in this list: Chaucer, Coolguy, Justin, Mr.Onion, Dave Hettel, AtkinsSJ, Wesley, and Evil Clone. However, Wesley and Dave Hettel are dead and proven good, so that only leaves the other six.

I think Evil Clone is our best guess, because he wanted to kill me if I was wrong about DL. If he's Mafia, he will take advantage of the fact that I was the first to vote for our dearly departed Ducklegion. So I'll just toss in a vote for him. :D VOTE: Evil Clone :D

This is just my suggestion. :) If any of you have a better idea, please tell us! We don't want to make another mistake.
As a matter of fact, I do have a better idea. If by we, you mean the townies, I should hope they don't make a mistake, and I should hope they start voting to lynch you.

Before my house was invaded by these mafia's, I did some investigating, and with the help of Regeneratorizer proved that Coolguy is a mafia. The reason that you voted for our dearly departed Ducklegion first was because you knew that you couldn't win this game if either you or the other Mafia was lynched.

I had suspicions about that chat transcript from the very beginning and I still am not entirely sure why I voted for Ducklegion since there was clearly nobody backing it up. Turns out he was right about Coolguy all along.

So, townies, avenge my death. The quickest, clearest way would be to vote to lynch Coolguy, another set of mafia scum.

Mr.Onion
01-09-2007, 01:13 PM
VOTE: Coolguy, even though Hammered seemed to back up that transcript. :?

Maiden Japan 007
01-09-2007, 01:18 PM
Did I join this one because if i didn't i'll join

Mr.Onion
01-09-2007, 01:20 PM
We are 70 posts into the game. It's too late to join now, but join the next game if you want.

evil clone
01-09-2007, 01:21 PM
vote:coll guy
this also proves im innocent


TOLD YA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maiden Japan 007
01-09-2007, 01:25 PM
We are 70 posts into the game. It's too late to join now, but join the next game if you want.

never mind (i won't join)

chaucer
01-09-2007, 01:30 PM
Vote: Coolguy

If we should defeat a mafia, that will be two gone, then one left, hiding somewhere in the crowd.

Hammered
01-09-2007, 02:32 PM
I backed up the conversation in the chat because it did happen, exactly as Coolguy posted it. The conclusion that everyone drew from it may have been wrong, but it doesn't alter the fact that the conversation took place.

Coolguy
01-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Bah, I knew Dave inspected me (because he thought that I'd be stupid enough to fake a conversation and that Regen said that you might have a fun ''surprise''). I half-heartedly tried to start a bandwagon against Evil Clone, but it didn't work. (That chat conversation was 100% true, by the way. Justin would have confirmed it if Wes didn't.)

Well, have fun figuring out who the last evildoer is. ;) I don't think we have much of a chance of winning, now that there will only be 1 of us. Oh, well. :twisted: Coolguy has left the building. :twisted:

(I'm still cheering you on, remaining Mafia!)

Julian
01-09-2007, 03:28 PM
I haven't been on my computer much seince ( I don't know how to spell....) Christmas. I have been playing Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess.

munkee
01-09-2007, 03:38 PM
Vote: Coolguy. Meh, I don't have anything else to say.

Coolguy
01-09-2007, 04:01 PM
Vote: Coolguy (That's a lynch! 5/8 people have voted)

regeneratorizer
01-09-2007, 04:13 PM
Coolguy was in his house, watching a TV show(An evil TV show), when Chuck Norris came bursting into his house!

Chuck: The townies have been saying things about you. You will leave this town, or I will force you to leave, you mafia scum.

Coolguy: I... Im not afraid of you! I will take you all down!

Coolguy pulled out an AK 8080 and pulled the trigger at Chuck. By the time the bullet had left the barrel, though, Chuck had already Roundhouse kicked Coolguy. Coolguy went flying through the air, like a rocket. While flying through the air, Coolguy shouted "ELVIS LIIIIVVVvvvveeeeessss....". That was the last the townies ever saw of this menace.... or was it...?

COOLGUY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

Coolguy was a GODFATHER. He was also Elvis. Yay.

After hearing of this news, a certain townie was shocked. His idol was killed? How could his idol be a mafia? The only logical reason, to the townie, was that being a mafia was a good thing. This townie did some research and found the mafias sekrit base. He entered it, and promptly took over as the Mafia Godfather.

THERE IS NOW A NEW GODFATHER! TOWNIES, BEWARE!

List of players:

PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy (Roundhouse Kick'D, day 2)
Justin
Mr. Onion
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley(Suicide'd)
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel(Unhealthy Habbit'd, night 2)
Evil Clone
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins
Ducklegion(Gannon Cannon'd, day 1)


It is now NIGHT.

chaucer
01-09-2007, 06:03 PM
Yayhoo! We got the orginal Godfather. But a new one... DUN DUN DUN! :shock:

AtkinsSJ
01-10-2007, 11:03 AM
WHAT!? Another mafia? I thought we'd won for a minute there.

regeneratorizer
01-10-2007, 12:09 PM
Did you really think I would make it that easy for the townies? ;)

chaucer
01-11-2007, 03:12 PM
So... daytime?

Hammered
01-11-2007, 03:17 PM
The new Godfather must somehow be unaware of his status.

chaucer
01-11-2007, 03:18 PM
Hammered, you'll notice the post announcing night on the previous page.

regeneratorizer
01-11-2007, 05:12 PM
Hammered, you'll notice the post announcing night on the previous page.

No, she knows its night, she is just saying the current godfather must not know he is godfather, therefor not sending in his/her PM, therefor it being a perminant night. Now, I shall not say exactly who is delaying the PM, but I shall say this:

DEADLION!

Also, a DEADLINE is proposed for 12:00 tommorrow, central time.

regeneratorizer
01-12-2007, 11:35 AM
Ok, here we go.

NIGHT HATH ENDED! VERILY!

The mafia snuck into Dawn Addams room, seeking fortune, when they ran into..... Dawn Addams! Dawn put up a good fight, but in the end he got subdued. When he awoke he found himself on a plane. A plane full of Snakes! Oh no!

Evil Clone, Dawn Addams, a regular townie, is DEADIFIED! Yay!

It is now DAY!

List:

PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy (Roundhouse Kick'd, day 2)
Justin
Mr. Onion
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley(Suicide'd)
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel(Unhealthy Habbit'd, night 2)
Evil Clone (Snaked on a Plane'D, night 3)
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins
Ducklegion(Gannon Cannon'd, day 1)

It takes 4 votes to Steven. I mean, Lynch.

Errmmm... Yes, I believe thats it. I need to create a day checklist.

chaucer
01-12-2007, 01:32 PM
Well, at least we didn't lose a power role. By the way, I noticed something: Julian came on, but didn't vote Coolguy when everyone else was. Now, I'm not saying we should all jump on the bandwagon and kill him, but I'm just bringing this situation to the eyes of my fellow townies.

evil clone
01-12-2007, 01:42 PM
last gasp.

wow i missed alot.
who am i. no really who is dawn addams
why is elvis considered evil


avenge me bruce campbell. use your awesome chainsaw hand to destroy the mafia.

goodbyeeeeee!!!!
cough cough hack cough hack hack dying dying

dead

Julian
01-12-2007, 03:30 PM
Don Adams is Maxwell Smart!

PurpleKoopa
01-12-2007, 05:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Adams

Only posting to inform nice people about Get Smart! :D

regeneratorizer
01-13-2007, 12:12 PM
.....?

Where are all the posts? I dont want me first mafia game to go dead halfway through! Post, people, post!

Mr.Onion
01-13-2007, 01:33 PM
To continue the game, VOTE : Atkins!

chaucer
01-13-2007, 01:54 PM
One word: Why?

AtkinsSJ
01-13-2007, 01:58 PM
Vote: Mr Onion
No real reason to vote for anyone but him.

chaucer
01-13-2007, 02:00 PM
Well, what about Julian? He's pretty darn suspicious, over there in his lurkin' hideaway. I'd say he should be the one we vote for. Vote: Julian

chaucer
01-14-2007, 11:30 AM
Hello? Anyone there? Is day gonna last 'till Sol Hunt is released?

Justin
01-14-2007, 12:06 PM
VOTE: Atkins

Keeps the game moving.

chaucer
01-14-2007, 03:02 PM
Well, as I fail to see ANY evidince against Atkins, I'm going to vote WITH him. Why can you not see that onion voted him as a clever mafia trick, using no evidince, but agreed with because most people THINK he knows what he's doing. But he doesen't, so Unvote: Julian and Vote: Mr. Onion

Justin
01-14-2007, 06:30 PM
UNVOTE

VOTE: Mr. Onion

Just keeping the game going.

Julian
01-14-2007, 06:31 PM
Recetly, I've been attempting to program. ANyway, I'll go along with the bandwagon and vote Mr. O.

Coolguy
01-14-2007, 06:31 PM
(nevermind)

Julian
01-14-2007, 06:36 PM
Oh no!

Coolguy
01-14-2007, 06:38 PM
That was a lynch, you cheater. You voted Mr Onion, and it made a majority. He's lynched!

Hammered
01-14-2007, 06:42 PM
Julian cast the 4th and final vote for Mr. Onion. After he realized that he made a mistake based on Coolguy's post he took it back. I saw both original posts.

Julian voted for Mr. Onion, then Coolguy voted for Mr. Onion and posted his last gasp.

Mr. Onion is by all rights lynched and Julian has seriously violated the rules by editing his post. The next host may want to consider barring him from the game for cheating.

Julian
01-14-2007, 06:47 PM
I changed it back.

chaucer
01-14-2007, 07:04 PM
I hope we get a mafia...

Justin
01-14-2007, 07:20 PM
GUYS!

Look what Coolguy just said:

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/4646/mafiaproof1vh9.png

That means Atkins is innocent.

That leaves these people left:
Julian
Chaucer
Munkee

Munkee hasn't been posting much, youd think a mafia would post more often.

So that leaves Chaucer and Julain, both acting weird.



My best guess would be

chaucer
01-14-2007, 07:24 PM
Err... ah, with the 'either way' thing. I suppose so.

regeneratorizer
01-14-2007, 09:05 PM
Ok, sorry, but no night today. Mr. Onion will have to wait till tommorrow to die. Aww, poor Onion. Impending doom, and all. Oh well. Also, please, PLEASE! Dont post CHAT ROOM MESSAGES ON THE BOARD!

If you see someone posting something on the chatroom that could hint at something at mafia, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

New rule, that I hope hammered will endorse: What happens in the chat room, stays in the chat room. Strictly confidential.
I just got back from a concert, my ears are hurting, and I need sleep. Tommorrow, impending doom gets... unimpending.

regeneratorizer
01-15-2007, 05:13 AM
Right, here we go. I got work today, so I gotta make it quick:

The townies rushed up to Norris again, proclaiming that they had another Mafia! Chuck knew, once more, but the townies still hadnt learned their lesson. Oh well.

Chuck squeezed Mr. Onion untill he was the size of a football, and then kicked him all the way back to Britain.

Chuck: Now, I hope you learned your lesson. He was John Barron, a vanilla townie.


CG has posted his last vote(Yes, he was allowed to do that. It was a sekrit suprise! :twisted:) But he can do that no longer.

Atkins, hearing of Elvises return, died of shock. Atkins was THE GODFATHER V2! Plus, a vanilla townie. He was also a mason before his partner died.

Errmm.....
IT IS NIGHTZINJO!

Playaz:


PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy (Roundhouse Kick'd, day 2)
Justin
Mr. Onion(Touchdown'D, day 3)
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley(Suicide'd)
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel(Unhealthy Habbit'd, night 2)
Evil Clone(Snaked on a Plane'd, night 3)
Chaucer
Munkee
Chatkins(Shocked, Jolted, and startle'd, day 3)
Ducklegion(Gannon Cannon'd, day 1)

Jamul
01-15-2007, 06:27 AM
I feel exactly the opposite about the chatroom... CG's rule about no talking mafia there was the best plan, I think. But if people are going to talk there, why should only they get the benefit? It's a public chat, it should be shared with the game. Otherwise, you have special bonus secret masons. And after all, in the posted chat, CG wasn't trying to keep any secrets. He was gloating after Onion's lynch was locked.

Hammered
01-15-2007, 07:16 AM
I posted the same thing below as Jamul just said regarding mafia chat, and I have no editing capability in this forum anyway, so I have no way to enforce this. What I will do is try to keep the chat posters honest. If someone posts chat conversations, I will try to jump in to say that the conversation did take place, if it did, and if someone posts something that didn't happen or "embellishes" something that did, I will try to jump in and post that, too.

Keeping that in mind, I hereby endorse every single chat conversation that is posted here. They all took place and have been represented accurately.

regeneratorizer
01-15-2007, 07:57 AM
Edited post above^^(Or below, if you are Hammered, \/\/)

Mr.Onion
01-15-2007, 08:19 AM
Arg! Wrong page!

Anyway, I think you should vote for Chaucer, since he bandwagoned me (and the final vote was cast before I could defend myself) because I voted for Atkins to continue the game and get people voting, rather than because I actually think that he is mafia.

chaucer
01-15-2007, 02:07 PM
Well, voting out of the blue is sometimes smart, sometimes dumb. Think: Justin (or Julian, maybe) voted out of the blue once. And what did we get after voting for him? A mafia on day 1! (if I remember correctly.)

Justin
01-15-2007, 02:19 PM
Yes, it did.

Julian
01-15-2007, 04:45 PM
Who do you guys think will get killed tonight?

chaucer
01-15-2007, 04:53 PM
I hope not me. But someone...

regeneratorizer
01-16-2007, 02:19 PM
Deadline is 9:00 PM central tonight(Tuesday) for night PMs.

regeneratorizer
01-16-2007, 07:50 PM
Meh hah! Its the deadline!

Anyways, Munkee died. Yep. Mafia sure dun put some of that dar cement on his feet, and dun sunk em. Anyways, he was Jim Carrey, a Vanilla townie. Or Chocolate. Or strawberry, whatever your tastes.

Ok.... Right... next up is... the player list!

PurpleKoopa(Lipstick'd, night 1)
Coolguy (Roundhouse Kick'd, day 2)
Justin
Mr. Onion(Touchdown'D, day 3)
WackieWatty(House crumble'd, night 1)
Julian
Wesley(Suicide'd)
Dave "The Space Pope" Hettel(Unhealthy Habbit'd, night 2)
Evil Clone(Snaked on a Plane'd, night 3)
Chaucer
Munkee(Cement Shoe'd, stylish, but deadifying)
Chatkins(Shocked, Jolted, and startle'd, day 3)
Ducklegion(Gannon Cannon'd, day 1)

Day 4!

Votes 2 lynch

chaucer
01-17-2007, 05:24 AM
Because I'm pretty sure Julian is the mafia, Vote: Julian

Justin
01-17-2007, 07:57 AM
VOTE: Julian

We win!

Mr.Onion
01-17-2007, 08:01 AM
That's what happens in a 3 person game.

regeneratorizer
01-17-2007, 09:19 AM
Poor little Ju-Ju was tied up to a wooden board. The other celebs wanted to make her burn! Chuck Norris came and set alight the fire, aware of the mistake the one remaining townie had made. Chuck knew that Julian was Julia Roberts, the doctor. But the remaining townie was so eager to lynch a mafia, he thought he would teach them one last lesson.

The next night, Billy Bob Thorton kiled Justin, the cactus(Bjork). The next night, Chaucer snuck into Chucks room. Chaucer raised up his knife to deal the killing blow to Chuck, but as soon as he thrust the knife down into Chucks chest, he realized that Chuck wasnt there anymore. How could he move that fast? Chaucer felt a breath on his neck. He turned around quickly to find that Chuck was standing behind him, glaring. Chaucer lost his nerve and ran, but Chuck was too fast. Chuck tripped Chaucer and then tied in up in the blink of an eye. Chuck then took a cartridge that looked like an 8-track and uploaded Chaucer into it.(Dont ask how, or Chuck will do the same to you!) Chuch inserted the 8-track into a wierd machine and started a program called 'INF_RHK'. Chaucer is now in a prison, where he will be roundhouse kicked constantly forever!

List of players:

Julia Roberts - Doctor - Julian
Bjork - Cactus - Justin
Madonna - Mason - WackieWatty
Elvis Presely - Mafia Godfather - Coolguy
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Cop - Dave Hettel
Jim Carrey - normal townie - Munkee
Billy Bob Thorton - Mafia Cop - Chaucer
Bruce Campell - Mafia Sibling - PurpleKoopa
Jessica Alba - Townie sibling - Wesley
William Shatner - Mason - Chatkins
John Barron - Normal townie - Mr. Onion
Dawn Addams - Normal townie - Evil Clone
John Blundell - Inventor - Ducklegion


THE MAFIA WIN!! Err, sort of. But everyone knows no one can kill Chuck.

chaucer
01-17-2007, 01:22 PM
Yay! Go mafia! OW! Chuck, that hurts! Ow! OW! Ow! OW OW OW OW! *continues ow-ing, but in a victorious manner*

Julian
01-17-2007, 04:55 PM
Not Last Gasp

Well, lookslike my PM to Justin saying I'm innocent failed.

Jamul
01-17-2007, 04:58 PM
Of course, PMing other players is cheating...

This game could really benefit from a clear explanation of the rules and limitations, because I don't think they've ever been posted anywhere.

Julian
01-17-2007, 05:03 PM
Of course, PMing other players is cheating...

This game could really benefit from a clear explanation of the rules and limitations, because I don't think they've ever been posted anywhere.
It wasn't really cheating, PM role claiming is cheating. I just gave him proof that I was innocent - Chaucer's vote for me and CG's statement: Either way.

Coolguy
01-17-2007, 05:35 PM
Proof that you're innocent!?!? That's STILL cheating!

All PMing is cheating, by the way. No extra mason groups!

ducklegion
01-17-2007, 05:46 PM
Is this the second time you cheated Julian?

Jamul
01-17-2007, 08:16 PM
Yes, all PMing is cheating... the whole idea is that the town only has the ability to communicate openly where the mafia can see. Otherwise, there's no advantage to masons at all!

chaucer
01-18-2007, 05:25 AM
I kinda see it that way too... still... :twisted: We won!

Mr.Onion
01-18-2007, 09:07 AM
Only because someone made a jumpy vote. :(

AtkinsSJ
01-18-2007, 10:36 AM
*Returns*
I've been off for a few days, and now I'm dead! And yet we won! w00t!

And might I say that the Elvis-based twists were awesome? Nice one, Regen! :D

Dave Hettel
01-18-2007, 12:22 PM
*Skeleton rises from the grave.*

Well, I guess my loss was for nothing. Good job, townies, you really did a good job in the end... :(