PIRATE MAFIA, yarr

[PurpleKoopa]

PIRATE MAFIA

Arr, welcome to the Rusty Shell, the finest pieces of wood nicely assembled into a ship and I think I said that already? Yeah.

A few rules before we set off...

No chatting in the Chatroom about Pirate Mafia about who is mafia and stuff like that. EVER.
In case someone did, you cannot use it as reference in your posts.
Don't copy any PMs the Cap'n sends you regarding the game and put them somewhere. You can paraphase them, but no copy paste business.
No posting at night, unless it's a last gasp.
Votes must be like this - VOTE: Person, and unvotes like this - UNVOTE. I will not count them otherwise.
Don't lurk or you get replaced.
If you die, you get a last gasp, but then you are dead. So don't post afterwards!
If you have a question, feel free to post (not at night) or PM the Cap'n.
Play nicely, guys! ~~~

The sun shone brightly as the sixteen pirates boarded the Rusty Shell. Cap'n Koops turned over to his first mate, familiar, and his Spooky Pirate Skeleton - Not A Pirate Mafia Role. "Arr, we got a good crew of scallywags, eh NAPMR?" the reptilian captain said to his buddy, as he hoisted the anchor and setted sail.

NAPMR bobbed his skeletal head up and down in agreement. "Sure, Cap'n, but I think that we could be in trouble to your family reunion to Isla de la Tortuga."

"What's that?"

"First off, does your family even know all these pirates that you're taking with you?"

Cap'n Koops moaned a little bit, and replied, "Eh, I'm sure they've seen their share of pirates. Since they have one in the family! Ah ha ha harr yarr arr!" He gave his familiar a hearty slap on the back, nearly hitting him overboard. "What else is there to worry about?"

Not A Pirate Mafia Role said, "Remember what happened last time?"

The Cap'n looked nervous, but shook it off. "'Tis no worry. I'm sure the Rusty Shell is undead free - besides yeself, of course."

NAPMR shrugged. He bounced on top of a large barrel of monkeys. "Listen here, ye sea dogs!" he called out to the crew, despite the fact that there were no dogs on board. Still, the crew gathered 'round. "There be a tale... that this ship... could be HAUNTED!"

The pirates, as worthy sea dogs that they were, now tried throwing themselves overboard. But Cap'n Koops scared them back with his trusty banana blade, leaving them to hear the story about to be told.

NAPMR started his tale, "Long ago! There was another pirate cap'n... He had a grudge for the cap'n of THIS ship..."

Cap'n Koops cried out in defense, "I only blew up his ship! What be wrong with that?"

The Spooky Pirate Skeleton continued, "Now, this other pirate cap'n had a friend, the witch doctor, and she told him what to do... The witch doctor said, 'Ooo, eee, ooo aah aah...' Oh wait, she didn't say that. She told him to use his now ghostly self to gather his own ghostly crew, and haunt this ship... She told him to stay hidden, but make sure that he retain his ghostly self by midnight..."

"Did he do that?" asked one pirate in the crowd.

"Aye, he did! And he may be doing it now... but late at night, you will see him turn back into a ghost... and do you know why?"

The pirates stood silent for a while, but the pirate asked again, "Uh... because he respecter?"

Cap'n Koops raised an eyebrow, but then groaned. "That was a horrible pun!"

The pirate said, "Wait, what?"

"Respecter! He respected 'er, the witch doctor, and he respectered, turned back into a ghost! That was horrible!" yelled the Cap'n, who apparently took puns with made up words.

NAPMR finished, "And that's why this ship may be haunted! So keep ye eyes open, because the ghosts could be anyone!" The audience yawned a little bit, not getting the point. But suddenly, a cackling 'rang about the ship, and it suddenly grew dark!

The pirate crowd was worried. "What's that?" "What the heck? It was bright a second ago!"

A vortex grew, and out came a ghostly pirate...

"Ectobeard!" cried the Cap'n, pointing to the ghost.

"Koops!" cried Ectobeard, pointing to the turtle.

..."Not A Pirate Mafia Role!" said NAPMR, pointing to himself.

"Ye blew up me ship," said Ectobeard... "And took away me diginity! And for that, I have me crew with me, and we'll haunt you all the way to your family reunion... if we will even allow ye to get there!" Ectobeard flew back into the vortex, cackling all the while.

Everyone stood silent, but Cap'n Koops piped up, "Well, that was quick. Time to get some sleep!"

We are starting with Night 1. Send in yer PMs!

~~~
SHIPMATES


Wesley
Coolguy
Mr.Onion
WackieWatty
PlasmaCannonsRule
Hammered
regeneratorizer
AtkinsSJ
Justin
drgamer
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
julianmh102
rtys
varkarrusROLE LIST

11teenth Mate (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/11teenthMate.png)
Baahccaneer (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/Baahccaneer.png)
Beany Bill (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/BeanyBill.png)
Bilge Rat (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/BilgeRat.png)
Cutlass Carl (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/CutlassCarl.png)
Doublunatic (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/Doublunatic.png)
Jack Pigeon (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/JackPigeon.png)
Jolly Roger (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/JollyRoger.png)
Ninja Pirate (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/NinjaPirate.png)
Old Pirate (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/OldPirate.png)
Peggy the Parrot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/PeggyParrot.png)
Procrastination Pirate (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/ProcrastinationPirate.png)
Puppet Pirate (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/PuppetPirate.png)
Short John Platinum (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/ShortJohnPlatinium.png)
Swabby Jones (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/SwabbyJones.png)
White Beard (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/WhiteBeard.png)Possible shipmates to replace lurkers arrr - Chaucer, HappyStickMan, and Sol Hunt. If you want to replace lurkers, please tell me!!!

Another reminder, we are starting with Night 1. Send in yer PMs!

[PurpleKoopa]

It has been a bit less than 24 hours since night came up, and I still have some stuff missing. If you're missing that stuff for me, I want it, and I want it soon.

[PurpleKoopa]

Night. The pirates were all in their cabins, sound asleep. They were not too worried about the ghost. So what if there were a few ghosts on their ship? Big deal! Still, Ectobeard said that they may not even allow them to get to Isla de la Tortuga... and the Cap'n worried about this... oh wait, he was asleep too? Never mind then.

However, there was one pirate who was not sound asleep, he was making a sound. He was snoring. Now the other pirates could sleep through this easily by putting a pillow over their heads, but the ghosts weren't asleep. They had a job to do - a sinister job. They gathered 'round on the main deck with their leader, Ectobeard. Not soon after this little meeting had started, the ghosts started to complain. "I can't tell if he's asleep or awake." "He'll wake up the others to see us!"

"Enough!" screamed out Ectobeard. "Now if this pirate be botherin' our plot, then what you figure we do? What's our oath?"

"Dead men tell no tales," said the ghostly crew.

"Right," said Ectobeard, quite pleased with his crew. "If we... get rid of him, his snoring won't wake anyone up. So arrr we all figured out then?"

One of the ghostly pirates raised his hand. "Cap'n, we're already dead, and we're still talking..."

"Arr, ye get me gist! So who's with me to give this bloke a one-way trip down to Davy Jones' locker?"

"Yarr!"

~~~

The snoring pirate kept on snoring, as the three minions of Ectobeard snuck into his cabin. They opened the window, and tilted the bed towards it. The sleeper slowly woke up, rolled towards the window, and fell out.

"Well, that takes care of that wackie fellow," said one ghost.

The fourth ghost floated in through the wall of the cabin. "Hey guys, watt's up?"

The ghost told him, "It's actually more of what's down. And don't do that pun ever again." He slapped the other ghost, although his hand only floated through the other's ghostly face.

WackieWatty/Procrastination Pirate got up on the wrong side of the bed. He gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/ProcrastinationPirate.png


Ye be the PROCRASTINATION PIRATE! You are a pirate that doesn't do anything. You just stay home and lie around. If I asked you to do anything, you'd just tell me, "I don't do anything." (You have also never been to Boston in the fall.)

You have no special powers, except the almighty vote. Of course, you have to wake up to vote, I won't count sleep talk.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

The next morning, Cap'n Koops took role call to make sure that the pirates were ready to continue sailin'. However, he noticed that WackieWatty was missing. "Arr, where be him?" cried the turtle.

NAPMR came out onto the main deck, carrying WackieWatty's bunny slippers. The crew gasped as the skeletal pirate explained that he was probably shoved out.

"No doubt those ghosts be behind this," said the Cap'n. "At least it was the Procrastination Pirate that the ghosts got rid of, and he didn't help us at all..."

"That's because it's the first day, and we were busy setting off, not swabbing the decks and such," NAPMR remind the Koopa.

The Cap'n moaned a bit, but continued, "Eh, he would still put it off anyway. Now, we just need to find those ghosts and get them off arrr ship so we can be havin' safe voyage to Isla de la Tortuga!"

"How easy will that be?" asked a pirate.

"Let's find out," replied the Cap'n. "Is anyone here a ghost?"

Of course, nobody raised their hand. The Cap'n rubbed his chin, and thought to himself. "Apparently ye ghosts arrr made of tougher stuff." He started to head toward his cabin as he said, "Well, ye figure amongst yeselves who the ghosts arrr. Meanwhile, I'm going to sleep in. So long, tell me when yer done!" He slammed the door shut, as the pirates then started to point fingers at each other, desperately trying to figure out who the ghosts were.

And thus began the first day of Pirate Mafia.

~~~

ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Mr.Onion
PlasmaCannonsRule
Hammered
regeneratorizer
AtkinsSJ
Justin
drgamer
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
julianmh102
rtys
varkarrusIN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)Possible Shipmates: Chaucer, happystickman, Sol Hunt

It be Day 1! It also be 8 votes to lynch, or in this case, walk the plank.

[Coolguy]

Yarrr, I hate Day 1- Day 1 is for scurvy bilge rats! The ghost pirates arrr almost guaranteed to get rid of one of us today, so we're going to have to be smarrrt and actually think before we vote. Anyways, I think the only thing I can do right now is to take a guess at what the roles arrr....

The Cap'n disguised his roles well- I don't have any idea about most of them, but I think I know a few possibilities...

Bilge Rat - The Bilge Rat could be plenty of things... It's small, so it might be able to sneak in otharrr people's rooms and inspect them, or something... Or, since pirates use bilge rat as an insult (and I can picture PK making the innocent looking mouse a Mafia :D), it could be one of the ghosts. Plenty of possibilities for this one.

Doublunatic - This scurvy dog looks like he's really greedy- I'm guessing it's a ghost pirate, at this point, but I could easily be wrong about this as well.

Ninja Pirate - Ninjas are sneaky (and evil scummish pirate rivals!), so this might be a cop, or it might be like the Hider-Seeker role PK mentioned during Hotel Mystery Mafia- A role that has two powers, and it can choose one each night. There's also the possibility that, since ninjas and pirates are ultimate enemies, this could be a ghost pirate. ;) Although, I think it's much more likely to be on arrr side.

Peggy the Parrot - I once gave a role idea to PK, that there could be a pirate and his parrot, and they could be masons. If the parrot is a mason, I should remind whoever his mason is that the parrot can't be evil- PK said himself that there aren't any of his game-breaking evil masons in this game.

Puppet Pirate - Arrr, this seems like a scurvy mind controlling denizen of Davy Jones' Lockarrr! That be my guess, at this point in the game.

Swabby Jones - If we get attacked by a mafia janitarrr character, I bet this pirate would be the culprit!

Remembarrr that these are just me guesses - Don't starrrt going after me if I'm wrong, please! :shock:

EDIT: Dang, fourteen days too tarrrdy to be a 3.14rate.

[ducklegion]

Now wackie!He's my cousin!
Oh well...we have to keep a close watch..and let CG do all the thinking ^_^

[regeneratorizer]

Once upon a time, there was a Regeneratorizer, and he was a mafia. And for a time, it was good. </injoke>

EDIT: OOOH!!! I edited my post! Suspicious.
EDIT EDIT: Ninjas totally PWN pirates.

[Coolguy]

EDIT EDIT: Ninjas totally PWN pirates.

Ye scurvy bilge rat, pirates are better! VOTE: Regen!!!!

...just kidding. UNVOTE. ;) Ninjas are still inferiarrr to pirates, though.

[Julian]

I hate day 1. It's the first day that I start to look suspicious. I don't like that because I'm mostly a townie. I just hope that I can use my power before I die...

[WackieWatty]

What a surprise, I'm dead already.

At least ye won't have to listen to me ranting on about everything, hey?
Well, good luck to ye good pirates. I wish ye the best of luck...

[Mr.Onion]

Nobody is thinking when everyone thinks the same thing.
*inserts letters*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I hate day 1. It's the first day that I start to look suspicious. I don't like that because I'm mostly a townie. I just hope that I can use my power before I die...

Last game you weren't. (as was I) Anyways, uuuhhhh...... I think CG may be right about the "Bilge Rat = Cop" ability. Rats are small, sneaky little things.

[AtkinsSJ]

In me exparrrience, rats eat everythin', includin' yarrr fingarrrs. They also get everywharrr. :p
Anyway, I'd guess that Short John Platinum be a narrrsty piece 'a worrrk, given that Long John was likewise a narrrsty piece 'o worrrk. Aye not be 'avin much t' supporrrt that idearrr, tho'.

[varkarrus]

I'm definatly not voting regeneratorizer. Ninjas pwn! Pirates pwn! Ninja Pirates Pwn!
I vote Hammered! She seems mysterious and besides, Who else would I vote!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Hmmm..... that seems suspicious....... looks like a random (mafia?) vote! Either that, or Varkarrus is a cop. But, I'm still gonna hold my vote (arr).

[Hammered]

Avast, maties, it be time for one of my famous analytical posts.

These people have not posted yet:

blackmyth
drgamarrr
evil clone
Justin
arrrtys
WesleyVarrrkarrrus voted fer me because he found me mystarrrrious. At the time he posted that, I had not yet posted anything at all. Of course, at that time, he himself had not yet posted. Since that is the only thing he had to go on, we must assume that varrrkarrrus would also find blackmyth, drgamarrr, evil clone, Justin, arrrtys,and Wesley worthy of receiving his vote and now that I have posted, he should probably randomly choose one of them for no logical reason.

I propose a diffarrrent theory:

People who have chosen not to post may have done so because there is nothing yet to say. On the first day, tharrr be no evidence. Many people are afraid ter post, because they don't want to say something that might make them seem suspicious. Can ye blame them?

On the first day, it be very easy to start a bandwagon, because nobody has a record of good works that they can point to which they can use to prove their innocence. The town does need to lynch someone, because them be the rules, but it is foolish to do the mafia's work for them. If you are a townie, don't vote for anyone right away. Listen to what people have to say and decide accordingly. Only a mafia would vote for someone who hadn't even posted anything.

Of course, the mafia want ter get rid of smarrrt players, so they will try to start bandwagons against them. Look at my track record as a townie. I can usually figure out who the baddies be and have been proved right time aftarrr time, but when I be a mafia, I am without my main weapon, which is posting a logical argument against those who be evil, so it is usually easy to figure out when I am on the evil team.

I have seen two people vote so far. One be Coolguy, but it was obviously a joke, as he unvoted in the same post, and we all know regen's scurvy history. The other be vattrkartrus, and he voted me fer no reason at all. I am not going to starrrt a bandwagon against him for the mafia to jump on, in case he was just being misguided, but so far, the only one who has done anything even remotely suspicious be varrrkarrrus, so I be watching him.

If you be a townie, don't help the mafia by voting out the smarrrt players. They obviously let me live because they thought that would be proof to you that I be mafia, and they thought they could get rid of a smarrrt player for free. I expect that I will be the next to go by their hands, if you don't lynch me, unless I can find something to post against them that they don't want to prove by killing me. If I be mafia, it will be easy enough for yer to figure out latarrr, and ye can get rid of me then.

[regeneratorizer]

SHIPMATES


Wesley
Coolguy
Mr.Onion
WackieWatty
PlasmaCannonsRule
Hammered
regeneratorizer
AtkinsSJ
Justin
drgamer
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
julianmh102
rtys
varkarrus






I immediatly suspect Hammered and Coolguy, because they are the most dangerous. Not that they have done anything vote-worthy yet, its just people that persuasive are extremely dangerous; we should keep an eye on them two. Well, that may not be the best way to put it, as most pirates only have one eye to spare, but meh. You get my drift.






Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go download movies off of the internet.

[rtys]

I suspect several people

Coolguy-yeah,he looks kinda suspicious,but i have no proof
Hammered- yeah......but sadly still no evidence
Blackmyth- he could be the blige rat youre looking for.
Atkins-umm he's a Peggy Parrot i guess
Regen-possible ninja pirate

[blackmyth]

Sorry I haven't posted, but I've been busy playing Stick Arena and watching Youtube movies. This is obviously not some sort of ruse, because you'll notice I haven't posted anywhere else (well I have, but just today) either.

Why are you calling me a bilge rat without any sort of evidence, rtys? Of course, I should point out that you also called Atkins a Parrot and regen a Ninja Pirate (which I could see, seeing as he said Ninjas own, but that might just be him). Coolguy has merely joked around, and Hammered has said nothing even remotely suspicious enough to get her put on your list.

Now we have the 'they are smart and dangerous' thing going on, which can lead to catastrophe. What happens when we lynch all the smart people, and they turn out to be townies? We would be short many a mind, and would give the Mafia an advantage.

I am immediately suspicious of rtys because of the above post, and will thusly be keeping my eye on him.




Arrr.

[rtys]

BM, im guessing who is what role.IF we confirm em, then we have a clue who's mafia who isnt.

But anyway everyone is suspicious since we dont have a single evidence againist everyone.im just stating an example.

[Mr.Onion]

BM, im guessing who is what role.IF we confirm em, then we have a clue who's mafia who isnt.


Except we don't know what the roles do.

[Julian]

I can tell you, without a doubt, that Regen is NOT the Ninja Pirate.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'd say Regen, Rtys, and Varkarrus are suspicious. They called Hammered "suspicious" (Varkarrus even voted) without any evidence. So, unless someone's a cop and the other a mason, I'd say they're mafia.

[Coolguy]

I'd say Regen, Rtys, and Varkarrus are suspicious. They called Hammered "suspicious" (Varkarrus even voted) without any evidence. So, unless someone's a cop and the other a mason, I'd say they're mafia.

I don't think Regen, RTYS, and Varkarrus are too suspicious- Regen always makes crazy accusations (Sorry Regen!), and I doubt that Varkarrus even cares about this game, since he only joined so he can host. I think I'd lynch him entirely because he doesn't even care :D, but I bet he'll get replaced by somebody who'll use their role responsibly. RTYS is also one to make strange accusations/defenses (Sorry RTYS, also), as we saw last game. We're going to need more evidence than that.

Of course, this doesn't mean they're not Mafia... It's just that it's not that suspicious. And RTYS, people's avatars don't necessarily correspond to their roles. ;) Atkins isn't necessarily a parrot because his avatar's a bird, and Blackmyth isn't necessarily the rat because his avatar is a squeaker.

As for Julian, I think he may be some kind of 3rd party lawyer (Maybe a survivor?). Considering that he said he's MOSTLY a townie, and that he knew Regen's role.

[regeneratorizer]

As for Julian, I think he may be some kind of 3rd party lawyer (Maybe a survivor?). Considering that he said he's MOSTLY a townie, and that he knew Regen's role.

I am thinking that Julian IS the Ninja-Pirate, seeing as she/he knows WITHOUT A DOUBT. Ninja-Pirate seems like a MOSTLY TOWNIE role.

[rtys]

anyway, if we figure out the roles, we get a clue.

[AtkinsSJ]

Arr, if we spend the time seein' who actually be lookin' suspicious, then we'd have wasted less time. Arr!
Not that I be goin' to accuse, but the fact that Hammered be not the one who be night-killed makes me a little concarrrrned. Of course, it don't be parrrovin' nothin'. Also, she be heavily implyin' that she not be wantin' tarrr starrrt a bandwagon. I be thinkin' she be ovarrr-emphasisin' harrr non-ghostlyness. Arr! Though I be havin' no evidence. Just to be keepin' an eye on harrr.

[Hammered]

I can tell you, without a doubt, that Regen is NOT the Ninja Pirate.The most obvious explanation for this is that Julian is the Ninja Pirate. We don't need to look for a convoluted explanation when that will do.

As for Julian, I think he may be some kind of 3rd party lawyer (Maybe a survivor?). Considering that he said he's MOSTLY a townie, and that he knew Regen's role.I don't think he meant MOSTLY as much as he did USUALLY. Perhaps Julian would like to further explain.

I am thinking that Julian IS the Ninja-Pirate, seeing as she/he knows WITHOUT A DOUBT. Ninja-Pirate seems like a MOSTLY TOWNIE role.I agree that he probably br the Ninja-Pirate, but have no idea whether that would necessarily be a good or evil role, based solely upon the name of it, which is all we actually know about it.

Arr, if we spend the time seein' who actually be lookin' suspicious, then we'd have wasted less time. Arr!
Not that I be goin' to accuse, but the fact that Hammered be not the one who be night-killed makes me a little concarrrrned. Of course, it don't be parrrovin' nothin'. Also, she be heavily implyin' that she not be wantin' tarrr starrrt a bandwagon. I be thinkin' she be ovarrr-emphasisin' harrr non-ghostlyness. Arr! Though I be havin' no evidence. Just to be keepin' an eye on harrr.I see a Puppet Pirate on the list. Perhaps this is a mind controller who believes that they could make use of my typical persuasiveness and that is why they left me alive. We saw this done extensively in Coolguy's game where they kept me alive so they could continuously control me until I outfoxed them and promised to only make my usually long and verbose posts. Just for the heck of it, until we learn whether there is a mind-controller about for sure, I will make the same promise this game. If I am killed in the night, you will see that I am a townie and you will know that they did it because I made myself unuseful to them, because it would be too tough for them to make a long post that sounded like me. In that case, be very careful to watch any other persuasive people, lest their posts not look like themselves. If they let me live, read what I say in the next day very carefully, so you can satisfy yourself as to whether or not it is the real me.

Please notice that I am still not accusing anybody, but I am definitely watching those who accuse me, since I know I am innocent, even though it could be a mistake on their part, with the most attention on those who accused me before I ever posted at all. Look back at the games where I have been a mafia, and you will see that I don't post anything at all like this when I am mafia, if you need some proof. In fact, a really good way to understand how everyone plays is to go back and read the old games. Many of the people have behavior patterns that are very easy to pick up on if you look. Sadly, it is probably too early in this game to take advantage of that info, but it will come in very handy later.

[AtkinsSJ]

Thanks a lot for not launching an attack on me. I'm pretty happy that you're a townie now.

[Julian]

Well, now everyone knows my role. I am a townie, don't be surprised to see me dead tomorrow. :( I wish there was someone we knew was mafia... My ability would REALLY help if we can't get enough votes for a mafia...

EDIT: "Mostly a townie" was referring to other mafia games. And this one, but meh.

[Coolguy]

The most obvious explanation for this is that Julian is the Ninja Pirate. We don't need to look for a convoluted explanation when that will do.


Bleh, I'm a huge moron- I can't believe I didn't think of that! :p I was mostly thinking of him being a 3rd party person, not a townie type role, like I believed the Ninja Pirate to be. D'oh...

EDIT: And apparently, the Ninja Pirate is like the Speed Lad (whatever the name was) role in Superhero Mafia- A role that can give themselves extra votes only a couple times per game.

[Justin]

Sorry for not posting; didn't have anything to say and still don't. = )

[drgamer]

Yarrrr! My computer doesn't work, so my ability to check up on ye all Land Lubbers is limited

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Ah, the first turn of a mafia game. It's always the longest turn (normally, anyhow).

[PurpleKoopa]

While the pirates continued their bickering, Not A Pirate Mafia Role jumped up on a large box and proclaimed, "Attention, everyone! I've heard about this 'real life' sort of thing, and it has actually been nearly three days in this 'real life' since it has been day here. Although there's been some good discussion, tharr have been no votes! Therefore, I be thinkin' we kick it up a notch. I will inform the Cap'n in about two of these 'real life' days to get rid of the person who has the highest vote count of those who have the majorty of the needed votes (that be at least 5). In case of tie, no lynch. Thank you, yarr."

It is still Day 1, and it is still 8 to lynch, or majority of at least 5 votes (unless tharr is a tie) at deadline.

Day deadline is Monday, 6:00 PDT.

[Coolguy]

Remember, you guys- We still have TWO DAYS. That's a long time away, so we don't need to vote now, if that's what any of you were planning on doing.

If the deadline comes too close, I will vote for whoever I find the most suspicious, though, but right now, we still have plenty of time to decide who to lynch.

[PurpleKoopa]

Oh, and I just realized that evil clone hasn't posted yet. He should post soon, because I am also replacing day lurkers, yarr.

[ducklegion]

yarr we be needed to vote soon.

[Coolguy]

PK, I'll be leaving soon, and when I do, I'll notify you that I'm going to need a replacement.

[Wesley]

Back from my trip! ...But it's the first day, and I can't think of anything to say. Just wanted to say I was here and didn't need to be replaced.

[PurpleKoopa]

One day left, and still no votes... You make host sad. D:

[Hammered]

There actually be a vote waaaaaay down there. Varrrkarrrrus voted for me. He nevarrrr unvoted, so I am finding him a little more suspicious than I did. Still, I am not ready to vote yet. I'd like to see who some other people vote for and there is still time.

[Mr.Onion]

Even though I'm 15 minutes late, VOTE: RYTS. Half because I want to nuetralize Varakarus' vote against Hammered, and half because I have a nagging feeling about him being mafia.

[Hammered]

I think your timing is a little off there, Mr.O. PK didn't say whether he meant 6 a.m. or 6 p.m. but I am guessing 6 p.m., so that would give us about 12 and a half more hours to vote.

[Mr.Onion]

I just though he was using 24-hour times.

[evil clone]

*blindly agrees with hammered without thinking about it just to have a post because i got a pm from pk telling me to post even though i have nothing to say*

VOTE:varkarus.

[varkarrus]

anyway, if we figure out the roles, we get a clue.

I think I can help with that!

Ninja Pirate is definatly a good guy.

Oh yeah, because people are starting to think I'm suspicious

UNVOTE Hammered
VOTE Rtys

[Coolguy]

Okay, at this point, VOTE: RTYS. I have to admit, that I find him the most suspicious. Although, Varkarrus is acting very strange, but I'll leave that for another day.

[ducklegion]

Vote: rtys

[Wesley]

VOTE:ryts

[rtys]

heh im your thinking im suspicious,then maybe you haven gotten used to my playing style.

anyway even i die, in this game, it gives me one less burden to deal with in hamumu.

[Hammered]

I'm definatly not voting regeneratorizer. Ninjas pwn! Pirates pwn! Ninja Pirates Pwn!
I vote Hammered! She seems mysterious and besides, Who else would I vote!
I suspect several people

Coolguy-yeah,he looks kinda suspicious,but i have no proof
Hammered- yeah......but sadly still no evidence
Blackmyth- he could be the blige rat youre looking for.
Atkins-umm he's a Peggy Parrot i guess
Regen-possible ninja pirate
Well, still not a whole lot to go on, but now time be running out. Varrrkarrrrus' original position was silly, but at least he backed off ot it, while rtys seems to have stuck with his, so ...

VOTE: Arrrrtys

[PurpleKoopa]

While the pirates bickered, Not A Pirate Mafia Role took count of who they wanted to walk the plank. The sun had almost set tonight...

rtys - 6 - (Mr.Onion, varkarrus, Coolguy, ducklegion, Wesley, Hammered)
varkarrus - 1 - (evil clone)
8 to keelhaul!

Deadline drawing closer, so when it's 6:00 PM PDT, rtys will be lynched.

[regeneratorizer]

I refuse to vote RTYS. I dont find him suspicious in any way; this was how he played last mafia game.

But think about this: If we dont lynch, we give the mafia an advantage.

If we DO lynch, based on Mr. Onions nagging feeling(Or whatever yall are voting him for), there is a 1/4th chance of him being a mafia(Roughly). Thats a pretty good chance he is a townie. If he IS a townie, we give the mafia an EXTREME advantage.

But meh, I dont expect to influence the flow of voting, im just saying. If he turns out to be a townie, his blood on your hands, not mine.

Also, Coolguy should have had more sense than that, voting RTYS like that.

(Im too lazy to quote, so heres what he said) Okay, at this point, VOTE: RTYS. I have to admit, that I find him the most suspicious. Although, Varkarrus is acting very strange, but I'll leave that for another day. (End of what he said)

Like I said, RTYS has done NOTHING suspicious! If you look back at the previous mafia game, he is playing the EXACT SAME WAY. Seeing as he was a townie then, there should be no suspicion on him yet.

CG is a sensible guy. He wouldnt have voted RTYS like that if he was a townie, he knows that doing that might severly cripple the town. So I have come up with two theory's on why CG would vote RTYS like that.

Theory 1: CG is a Townie

CG didnt bother reading through all the posts and saw Mr. Onion posting about his 'Nagging Feeling' , so decided to vote on that so he didnt have to read all the way through, or something. This theory sounds a bit farfetched, I know, but its the only thing I could come up with other than:

Theory 2: CG is a Mafia

This one should explain itself. CG is a mafia trying to kill RTYS. This is way more logical than theory #1, in my head. And since those are the only two theorys I can come up with right now, I have come to the conclusion that CG is a mafia. Which also means those who voted with him could be mafia(Though maybe not: CG is an influential guy). Mr. Onion could also be a mafia, because, while Im not a feeling-ologist, there should have been no reason for that 'Nagging feeling'.

I am inclined to VOTE: COOLGUY. If it wasnt so close to night, I would allow him to explain himself before my voting, but im not entirely sure when it is going to be daytime.

I would advise you all to UNVOTE RTYS.

P.S. Sorry bout the lack of an order in my rants, I can never control where they go. I just write what comes to me. Why?

---------------------------------\/ Do a barrel
CAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL!

EDIT: Hammereds newest post is also very suspicious.... Maybe im not getting something. Why do you people suspect RTYS? He suspects many people, thats how he plays the game. He gets a list, narrows it down. He thinks Hammered is suspicious because I told him Hammered is suspicious. She should never be trusted, being very influential(I said that in my first real post in the game - I think. Might be the second. Meh.)
But then again, I have a biased against Hammered. Like I said, I ALWAYS suspect her.

Oh, would you look at that. A site where I can download free Hamumu games that I would normally have to pay for. Yay!

[blackmyth]

One reason I find rtys suspicious is the fact that nobody even hinted at any sort of role claiming, yet he made a list of people and roles they were, almost as if he knew. Although that's not too suspicious, it's suspicious enough to make me Vote to lynch RTYS.

Also, I'd like to point out how DL and Wesly both leapt onto the bandwagon without even saying anything but their vote. Perhaps they were excited that a townie was being targeted? But then that would mean RTYS is innocent, which I also don't think is true, and besides:
anyway even i die, in this game, it gives me one less burden to deal with in hamumu.
That attitude doesn't seem like one of a townie who cares about giving the mafia an advantage, and I know if I was about to be lynched, I'd at least be trying to defend myself. My vote, therefore, stands

Arrr.

[regeneratorizer]

Meh, alright. But im telling you; your making a mistake. Odds say that RTYS is a townie.

[Julian]

Well, just hopping on the bandwagon. VOTE: RTYS

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates had finished their bickering, and just in time, too. The sun had almost set, and Not A Pirate Mafia Role was knocking on the Cap'n's door.

The Cap'n came out after he had been in his cabin the whole day. "Arrr, have ye found me a ghost yet?" he asked.

"We hope so," said the skeleton, "But we wanted ye to come out to and interrogate him. It's arrtys sir, and he's right over tharr."

Cap'n Koops walked around the nervous rtys, staring at him. Finally, he got bored of that, and made a choking motion around rtys's neck as the turtle said, "Where arr the plans?!"

"You're Cap'n Koops, not Darrth Vadarr!" cried NAPMR.

"Oh, sorry 'bout that, arrtys." He walked around him some more, and had a brilliant idea. He got right up in rtys's face and said, "Arr ye affiliated with a Mr. Ectobeard?"

Rtys made no answer, except for a small squeak. Apparently the idea wasn't so brilliant. Luckily for the Cap'n, NAPMR had an actual brilliant idea. The Spooky Pirate Skeleton pulled a slice of cheese from behind his back, and rtys started drooling. He followed the tiny skeleton around, until finally the skeleton dangled the cheese over the plank and over the ocean. Rtys kept following it, and jumped off the plank, grabbed the cheese, and floated in midair eating it.

Of course, this is when they realized that no mortal rat could float in midair, so he must be a spectral rodent! The Cap'n grabbed his trusty banana blade, and swashed at the rtys a couple times. Rtys flew around the ship, causing havoc and trying to spread the black plague, but Not A Pirate Mafia Role caught him with a spooky pirate mousetrap. NAPMR then flung him into the open ocean, where he couldn't cause any more trouble.

"Well done, me first mate," thanked the Cap'n. "Well, we arr now ghost free, so we should have a safe voyage to-"

"Wait a second! That wasn't the only ghost on the ship," NAPMR reminded him. "Ectobeard is still out tharr, and he brought a crew. One rat doesn't qualify as a crew."

"Yes, but we're free of one right now, aren't we?"

"Well, yeah, and..."

"So I think we should get a good night's sleep now. I've been in me cabin all day, but now it be cabin time fer all of us!" Cap'n Koops closed his door, and everyone else decided to hit the hay as well.

Mostly because nobody else had done anything getting the rat, and wanted to beat something up. Then they headed toward their cabins and went to sleep.

rtys/Bilge Rat was a ghoooost, but he's busted now. He gets a last gasp.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/BilgeRat.png



Ye be the BILGE RAT! You little stowaway!

However, underneath that ratty exterior, you are a ghoooooost! Your partners are *big spoiler!*. Want to know how you can spread the plague so easily? Ectoplasm tastes bad, that's why.

You do NOT send me the night kill. In fact, you only send me the night kill if all your partners are dead. Oh wait, you're ghosts, you're already dead... Well, you get the gist of it!

You win when there are an equal amount of nonghost pirates and ghost pirates. PM me if you have any questions!

It be Night 2! Send in yer PMs!

~~~

ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Mr.Onion
PlasmaCannonsRule
Hammered
regeneratorizer
AtkinsSJ
Justin
drgamer
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
julianmh102
varkarrusIN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)Remember, it be Night 2! Send in yer PMs!

[rtys]

Heh, betraying me maybe a bad idea guys, but at least im free of the mafia burden.

[PurpleKoopa]

It has been almost 48 hours since night began, but I am still missing stuff. If ye be missing stuff, then send it in. Deadline should be around 6:40 PM PDT.

EDIT: Deadline past, but no word on replacement speak yet. *sigh* Deadline stretched a bit until I get everything settled.

[PurpleKoopa]

The moon shone brightly as the ghosts gathered round the main deck once again.

Ectobeard looked at his crew, and found something wrong. "What happened to that rat?" he roared.

"He, uh... got caught in a mouse trap," said a nervous ghost.

Ectobeard slapped himself in shame, hoping that another ghost wouldn't get caught soon. He then starting yelling at his uneasy crew, "Ye scurvy dogs! Ye pull off a scheme and then ye get caught! Ye couldn't be safe even if ye were stuck in one! Why, I'd... I'd..."

A much shakier ghost then commented that Ectobeard should tell this to the Bilge Rat, not them.

Ectobeard replied, "He's not here right now, is he? So instead, I have to rat you guys out!" Another ghost took out a drum set and did a rimshot. Ectobeard told him to keep it down.

"C'mon, crew," he said, gesturing toward the cabins. "We got someone to bring down to the locker!"

~~~

A dim light was turned on in one of the cabins. A pirate had just finished counting his prize collection of beans. "There, all done," he said. "Now I just need to catergorize them."

After some more time, he had finished catergorizing the gorbonza beans, the lima beans, and the locogorbonza beans. "Now to count these ghostly beans. One, two, three..." Suddenly, he realized something, and blurted out, "Hey, you guys aren't beans!"

He was right, the three beans he counted weren't ghostly beans, just plain ol' ghosts. "Arr, he found out about us!" one cried.

"Not for long," said another. This ghost picked up one of the locogorbonza beans, and shoved it down the nonghostly pirate's throat. He swallowed, and then went loco! The pirate screamed something about yellow beavers while doing the can-can out of the window. He did his finale number under the sea.

"Hmm," said one ghost. "Do beans help with the Atkins diet?"

"He would probably know," said another, "I think he made it."

AtkinsSJ/Beany Bill went crazy-go-nuts - I mean beans - and fell overboard. He gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/BeanyBill.png


Ye be BEANY BILL! Ye hail from the Carry-Beans Islands, and wear a carribeanie. Your love of beans if more than everything else, since they are the magical fruit. (The more you eat, the more you toot! Don't blame me for that ditty, blame my pappy!)

You have no special powers, except the almighty vote, and your love of beans.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

The next morning, the pirates took another role count. 3 pirates showed up missing from the count. Cap'n Koops scratched his chin and asked Not A Pirate Mafia Role, "Arr, where be that Atkins guy? And that onion and the plasma cannon?"

"Well," answered the skeleton, "We can't find AtkinsSJ anywhere... I'm afraid that those pirates might've gotten him."

Cap'n Koops shook his fist in vengeance. "Curse those ghosts!" he cried. "Now who will watch over us from the crows' nest, eh?"

"Actually, Cap'n, he didn't run the crows' nest. That's a common misconception."

"What was he then?"

"I think he was the bean counter," said NAPMR.

"Oh well," shrugged the Cap'n, "I guess someone else will have to keep track of the booty we get then. But where arrr the other two?"

"They're undergoing an identity crisis," said NAPMR. He pointed to two pirates, who nodded.

"I'm Chaucer," said the former Mr.Onion, who now looked like Chaucer and not Mr.Onion. Chaucer pointed to the other pirate who was the former PlasmaCannonsRule but now looked like Sol Hunt, and said, "And this is Sol Hunt."

"Oh, that's quite all right," said the Cap'n. "Well, have another fun day of finding ghosts, ye swabs." He went into his cabin once more as the pirates then starting their round-about arguing.

Mr.Onion has been replaced with Chaucer, and PlasmaCannonsRule has been replaced with Sol Hunt. (Mr.Onion and PlasmaCannonsRule do NOT get last gasps, they were replaced.)

~~~

ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Chaucer (previously Mr.Onion)
Sol Hunt (previously PlasmaCannonsRule)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
drgamer
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
julianmh102
varkarrusIN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)It be Day 2! Tharr be 13 alive, so it be 7 to lynch!

[Mr.Onion]

Bleg.

[AtkinsSJ]

Arr! Tharrr not be much I be able to say. I was thinkin' Hammarrrd might be a no-good ghost, yarr! And then I be dead, yarr! Be tharrr a connection? Orrr has Hammarrrd been framed? I be morrr inclined to the framin', because Hammarrrd bew morrr carrrful than that. I not be the one knowin', but at least we not be loosin' a useful role, arr! Cheese! Rrrrabbits! Jelly jelly jelly jelly rrraddishes! Gibberrrr! Urrrrk!

[Sol Hunt]

Aaarrrr. Ahoy, Mateys! Since I'm getting a late staaaaart, I'm going to just jump right in and staaaart making a splash. Here's what I think:

Loot-filled Treasure Chest, the firrrrst:
*blindly agrees with hammered without thinking about it just to have a post because i got a pm from pk telling me to post even though i have nothing to say*

Let's just say that I find this suspicious. If he was delayed because of outside distrrrractions I could understand, but he just has NO opinion whatsoeverrr? That makes me think he's trying to hide something. The question is, is he hiding from us? Or from the ghosties? Something to considerrrrr.

Loot-filled Treasure Chest, the second:

Ninja Pirate is definatly a good guy.
Oh yeah, because people are starting to think I'm suspicious
UNVOTE Hammered
VOTE Rtys

Changing a vote just to get us off his trrrail? Again, it seems odd. Howeverrr, this could just be how he plays the game. As a newer player, I find it difficult to judge that.

Loot-filled Treasure Chest, the third:

So I have come up with two theory's on why CG would vote RTYS like that.
Theory 1: CG is a Townie
CG didnt bother reading through all the posts and saw Mr. Onion posting about his 'Nagging Feeling' , so decided to vote on that so he didnt have to read all the way through, or something. This theory sounds a bit farfetched, I know, but its the only thing I could come up with other than:

Theory 2: CG is a Mafia
This one should explain itself. CG is a mafia trying to kill RTYS. This is way more logical than theory #1, in my head. And since those are the only two theorys I can come up with right now, I have come to the conclusion that CG is a mafia. Which also means those who voted with him could be mafia(Though maybe not: CG is an influential guy). Mr. Onion could also be a mafia, because, while Im not a feeling-ologist, there should have been no reason for that 'Nagging feeling'.
Hammereds newest post is also very suspicious.... But then again, I have a biased against Hammered. Like I said, I ALWAYS suspect her.


Aaarrr, here's where things get dangerrrrous. Let me deal with the Hammerrred issue firrrst. I have been following closely, and I have seen nothing overrrly suspicious, just yet. Howeverrrr, she is perfectly capable of hiding herrr trrrue naturrrre in a game like this. She beaarrrs close watching.

Now on to Coolguy. I too was waaaarrry of his voting for aaarRtys. Regen's aaarrguments made a lot of sense...until we found out that aaarRtys really WAS a ghost. That threw a rotten fish into the worrrks. But here's what I know...

My charrracter has a one time special ability which I used last night. I learrrned that Coolguy was NOT in his room. Instead I found white haaairrrrs leading to the window. I was afrrraid that I had wasted my ability spying on someone who had just been lynched. Not so. He is still alive and kicking. This tells us two things. Firrrst - he is most likely Whitebeaarrrd. Second - he is a ghost. How else to you explain that the haaairrrs went out the window instead of the doorrr? And that he was not in his rroom just when poor Atkins was being crazified? I would love to hearrr his explanation for all of this.

If you go with the theory that CG is ghostly, then Regen's long diatribe against his vote for aarRtys is somewhat suspect. It is not unheard of for Mafia to sacrifice one of their own in orderrrr to get in good with the Townies. Could poor aarRtys have been a sacrificial scapegoat? It pits Regen and CG against each other, perhaps in an efforrrt to divide ourrrr votes? Perhaps to trrick us into lynching the wrong one? I don't know. They have definitely muddied the waters aaarrround this particular pirate ship.

Given all of this information...I am going to just stick my neck right out there and take a stand. Fellow living pirrrrates, sing it with me now...VOTE: COOLGUY

[regeneratorizer]

Right, I think we all know why I am about to VOTE: Coolguy

[Julian]

I know what this could mean... Wait, I just looked at the recent posts. If CG was a mafia, then why would he have gotten RTYS lynched? I'll not vote until I have proof that he's a mafia.

[ducklegion]

Oh no brothers are dead!
Well ima just on the bandwagon and vote: coolguy

[Coolguy]

Now that I'm forced to role claim, I'm White Beard, the protectarrr pirate. I know all my little brother's tricks (Ectobeard's my scurvy little brother, by the way). I've been protecting Hammarrred most of the game, but now that I'm forced to role claim, I'll have to starrrt using my protections on myself. (Although we may have another doctor, which I doubt)

I don't think Sol is a Mafia, but I sure think that those who quickly voted me as soon as Sol proved that I was a power role arrr very suspicious.

Now, I think I'll starrrt a list of suspicious people:

Regen- Tried to save RTYS by bandwagoning against me, and as soon as he saw another excuse to lynch me, attacked me again! And he's constantly spewing nonsense about how smarrrt people are automatically Mafia because they're ''influential''.

Ducklegion- Also went after me, and voted RTYS, so he might have been one of the people RTYS was refering to as those who betrayed him.

Varrrkarus- I've just had a suspicion against him all game, especially with his randomly voting Hammered, and unvoting as soon as people suspected him.

Regen's by far the most suspicious person around, so VOTE: Regenarrratarrrizer.

EDIT:
How else to you explain that the haaairrrs went out the window instead of the doorrr?

Wait, what!?!? On the WINDOW? I think that may be a mistake on PK's parrrt.

[regeneratorizer]

Yeah, sure. I'm a mafia.

[chaucer]

Er... arr... I... belive that, farrr the time bein', I be waitin' to vote. I'm slightly pinched between regenarratarrizarr, arr Coolguy. I would prefarrr to wait farr some bettarr evedince.

[Hammered]

...
Loot-filled Treasure Chest, the third:

Aaarrr, here's where things get dangerrrrous. Let me deal with the Hammerrred issue firrrst. I have been following closely, and I have seen nothing overrrly suspicious, just yet. Howeverrrr, she is perfectly capable of hiding herrr trrrue naturrrre in a game like this. She beaarrrs close watching.

Now on to Coolguy. I too was waaaarrry of his voting for aaarRtys. Regen's aaarrguments made a lot of sense...until we found out that aaarRtys really WAS a ghost. That threw a rotten fish into the worrrks. But here's what I know...

My charrracter has a one time special ability which I used last night. I learrrned that Coolguy was NOT in his room. Instead I found white haaairrrrs leading to the window. I was afrrraid that I had wasted my ability spying on someone who had just been lynched. Not so. He is still alive and kicking. This tells us two things. Firrrst - he is most likely Whitebeaarrrd. Second - he is a ghost. How else to you explain that the haaairrrs went out the window instead of the doorrr? And that he was not in his rroom just when poor Atkins was being crazified? I would love to hearrr his explanation for all of this.
Now that I'm forced to role claim, I'm White Beard, the protectarrr pirate. ... I've been protecting Hammarrred most of the game, but now that I'm forced to role claim, I'll have to starrrt using my protections on myself. ...

I don't think Sol is a Mafia, but I sure think that those who quickly voted me as soon as Sol proved that I was a power role arrr very suspicious.

Now, I think I'll starrrt a list of suspicious people:

Regen- Tried to save RTYS by bandwagoning against me, and as soon as he saw another excuse to lynch me, attacked me again! And he's constantly spewing nonsense about how smarrrt people are automatically Mafia because they're ''influential''.

Ducklegion- Also went after me, and voted RTYS, so he might have been one of the people RTYS was refering to as those who betrayed him.

Varrrkarus- I've just had a suspicion against him all game, especially with his randomly voting Hammered, and unvoting as soon as people suspected him.

Regen's by far the most suspicious person around, so VOTE: Regenarrratarrrizer.

EDIT: Wait, what!?!? On the WINDOW? I think that may be a mistake on PK's parrrt.
ROLE LIST

Jolly Roger (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/JollyRoger.png)
Old Pirate (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/OldPirate.png)
Short John Platinum (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/ShortJohnPlatinium.png)
White Beard (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/WhiteBeard.png)




I have extracted the links from PK's original list to include only those who would be capable of leaving white hair. If you look at the pics, you can see that White Beard looks at least as much like a doctor as he does like a pirate.

I have evidence that I was protected last night and also an explanation for why White Beard would have been at his window. Also, in Mafia Game #6, when Coolguy was a doctor, he was protecting me, so his story is not in the least unlikely. As to why White Bear would have been at his window: He was protecting someone who can fly ...

Yes, I can fly, but I be not a scurvy ghost. I be a lovable parrrrot, friend to ourrr dearrr Cap'n. Since Sol and CG both came up with a storrry that fits in perfectly with the information I have, I am going to asserrrt that they arrre both good. I am, howevarrr, going to ask Sol to change her vote. (Hopefully, this is evidence enough for Chaucer as well.) Now, who is the more worthy candidate?

I refuse to vote RTYS. I dont find him suspicious in any way; this was how he played last mafia game.

But think about this: If we dont lynch, we give the mafia an advantage.

If we DO lynch, based on Mr. Onions nagging feeling(Or whatever yall are voting him for), there is a 1/4th chance of him being a mafia(Roughly). Thats a pretty good chance he is a townie. If he IS a townie, we give the mafia an EXTREME advantage.

But meh, I dont expect to influence the flow of voting, im just saying. If he turns out to be a townie, his blood on your hands, not mine.

Also, Coolguy should have had more sense than that, voting RTYS like that.

(Im too lazy to quote, so heres what he said) Okay, at this point, VOTE: RTYS. I have to admit, that I find him the most suspicious. Although, Varkarrus is acting very strange, but I'll leave that for another day. (End of what he said)

Like I said, RTYS has done NOTHING suspicious! If you look back at the previous mafia game, he is playing the EXACT SAME WAY. Seeing as he was a townie then, there should be no suspicion on him yet.

CG is a sensible guy. He wouldnt have voted RTYS like that if he was a townie, he knows that doing that might severly cripple the town. So I have come up with two theory's on why CG would vote RTYS like that.

Theory 1: CG is a Townie

CG didnt bother reading through all the posts and saw Mr. Onion posting about his 'Nagging Feeling' , so decided to vote on that so he didnt have to read all the way through, or something. This theory sounds a bit farfetched, I know, but its the only thing I could come up with other than:

Theory 2: CG is a Mafia

This one should explain itself. CG is a mafia trying to kill RTYS. This is way more logical than theory #1, in my head. And since those are the only two theorys I can come up with right now, I have come to the conclusion that CG is a mafia. Which also means those who voted with him could be mafia(Though maybe not: CG is an influential guy). Mr. Onion could also be a mafia, because, while Im not a feeling-ologist, there should have been no reason for that 'Nagging feeling'.

I am inclined to VOTE: COOLGUY. If it wasnt so close to night, I would allow him to explain himself before my voting, but im not entirely sure when it is going to be daytime.

I would advise you all to UNVOTE RTYS.

P.S. Sorry bout the lack of an order in my rants, I can never control where they go. I just write what comes to me. Why?
--------------------------------\/ Do a barrel
CAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL!

EDIT: Hammereds newest post is also very suspicious.... Maybe im not getting something. Why do you people suspect RTYS? He suspects many people, thats how he plays the game. He gets a list, narrows it down. He thinks Hammered is suspicious because I told him Hammered is suspicious. She should never be trusted, being very influential(I said that in my first real post in the game - I think. Might be the second. Meh.)
But then again, I have a biased against Hammered. Like I said, I ALWAYS suspect her.
Oh, would you look at that. A site where I can download free Hamumu games that I would normally have to pay for. Yay!
Regen defends rtys, a proven mafia, and attacks CG and me, proven townies.
Meh, alright. But im telling you; your making a mistake. Odds say that RTYS is a townie.Regen defends rtys, the mafia, again.
Right, I think we all know why I am about to VOTE: CoolguyRegen hops onto Sol's mistaken bandwagon and doesn't even bother to make up a reason for it.
Heh, betraying me maybe a bad idea guys, but at least im free of the mafia burden.Apparently some of the people who railed against rtys were mafia (he said guys, not guy), so we should look in that list of people who voted him, which was blackmyth, Chaucer (formerly Mr.Onion), Coolguy, ducklegion, Hammered, julianmh102, varkarrus, and Wesley. Of course, CG and I are good, so that leaves blackmyth, Chaucer (formerly Mr.Onion), ducklegion, julianmh102, varkarrus, and Wesley. Of these, I find varkarrus the most suspicious, but I find regen more suspicious, so:

Vote: regeneratarrrizarrr!

[Coolguy]

I I have evidence that I was protected last night and also an explanation for why White Beard would have been at his window. He was protecting someone who can fly ...

Yes, I can fly, but I be not a scurvy ghost. I be a lovable parrrrot, friend to ourrr dearrr Cap'n.

Wow, that turtle is SNEAKY. :shock:

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates continued to argue, while NAPMR was stuck checking votes again.
Coolguy - 3 - (Sol Hunt, regeneratorizer, ducklegion)

regeneratorizer - 2 - (Coolguy, Hammered)
7 to keelhaul!

[regeneratorizer]

I have evidence that I was protected last night and also an explanation for why White Beard would have been at his window. Also, in Mafia Game #6, when Coolguy was a doctor, he was protecting me, so his story is not in the least unlikely. As to why White Bear would have been at his window: He was protecting someone who can fly ...

Yes, I can fly, but I be not a scurvy ghost. I be a lovable parrrrot, friend to ourrr dearrr Cap'n. Since Sol and CG both came up with a storrry that fits in perfectly with the information I have, I am going to asserrrt that they arrre both good. I am, howevarrr, going to ask Sol to change her vote. (Hopefully, this is evidence enough for Chaucer as well.) Now, who is the more worthy candidate?

Regen defends rtys, a proven mafia, and attacks CG and me, proven townies.


Two things to point out:

First, examine this picture of your everyday parrot here.

http://www.free-picture-gallery.crisphotos.com/picture/pet-parrot.jpg

How much WHITE HAIR do you see? Very little, no? Also, why would someone COOLGUY was protecting be in... COOLGUYS room. that is just abnormal, and a lame excuse. What would have made more sense is COOLGUY was in HAMMEREDS room. Im thinking that both of them are mafia, trying to cover each other. I am quite puzzled, however. I would have expected them to cover it up better. Though, this may be the best excuse they can come up with(I never would have thought of it myself. But then again, im very dumb.)

ALSO! I just noticed this. DO YOU SEE ANY HAIR AT ALL ON THAT PARROT? No. Only feathers. Hairs dont have parrots, and vice versa!

Also, note what she said.

Regen defends rtys, a proven mafia, and attacks CG and me, proven townies.Ok, I defended RTYS. Yes. Was he a ''proven mafia'' when I defended him? no. Actually, the evidence you DID have against him was very lame. Though, I played perfectly into your little plans, didnt I? Yes, vote out a mafia so the public will trust you. Then I come along and accuse you of accusing him with so little evidence. Perfect, eh? When everyone finds out that RTYS is really a mafia, you launch an all-out attack on me for supporting him. Also, you too are FAR from being "Proven Townies". Very far.

For those of you too lazy to scroll through all of my posts, lemme give a general outline.

Hammered said that she was a PARROT, and that CG was protecting her, and that was why white hairs. were going out of CGs Windows. However, Parrots dont have hairs, parrots BARELY have white feathers, and why would someone CG is protecting be in CGs room?
They accuse me of protecting a PROVEN MAFIA. RTYS was VERY FAR from being proven MAFIA when he was alive. Lame mafia excuse, which backfired. In turn, making THEM more suspicious.
Last and finally, they say they are 'Proven Townies'. Now, I am pretty confident I have how Hammered plays down, and that just sounds like straight mafia talk there. They are using their influence to their advantage. If they say they are proven townies, people will believe them. We all know, however, that this is far from true.So, my vote on CG stands. He has to be evil, because he is using false evidence to get away from a role that HAS NOT EVEN BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE MAFIA YET!

Theres you two mafias right there, Turtle.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Meh..... I aught to put a note beside my computer.

[Coolguy]

Regen, why would there be white hair on Hammarrred? And I wasn't in her room! (And she wasn't in my room, eitharrr)

And it doesn't matter whetharrr RTYS was proven or not- He was still a ghostly bilge bunny. We weren't saying you were going aftarrr somebody who was currently proven a ghost- We warrr saying somebody who was LATER proven Mafia!

You're obviously the one making up evidence, and trying to lynch some of the bettarrr playarrrs.

[regeneratorizer]

CG, I will disregard how little sense that makes and let the reader decide what to make of all of this.

[Hammered]

Two things to point out:

First, examine this picture of your everyday parrot here.

http://www.free-picture-gallery.crisphotos.com/picture/pet-parrot.jpg

How much WHITE HAIR do you see? Very little, no? Also, why would someone COOLGUY was protecting be in... COOLGUYS room. that is just abnormal, and a lame excuse. What would have made more sense is COOLGUY was in HAMMEREDS room. Im thinking that both of them are mafia, trying to cover each other. I am quite puzzled, however. I would have expected them to cover it up better. Though, this may be the best excuse they can come up with(I never would have thought of it myself. But then again, im very dumb.)

ALSO! I just noticed this. DO YOU SEE ANY HAIR AT ALL ON THAT PARROT? No. Only feathers. Hairs dont have parrots, and vice versa!

Also, note what she said.

Ok, I defended RTYS. Yes. Was he a ''proven mafia'' when I defended him? no. Actually, the evidence you DID have against him was very lame. Though, I played perfectly into your little plans, didnt I? Yes, vote out a mafia so the public will trust you. Then I come along and accuse you of accusing him with so little evidence. Perfect, eh? When everyone finds out that RTYS is really a mafia, you launch an all-out attack on me for supporting him. Also, you too are FAR from being "Proven Townies". Very far.

For those of you too lazy to scroll through all of my posts, lemme give a general outline.
Hammered said that she was a PARROT, and that CG was protecting her, and that was why white hairs. were going out of CGs Windows. However, Parrots dont have hairs, parrots BARELY have white feathers, and why would someone CG is protecting be in CGs room?
They accuse me of protecting a PROVEN MAFIA. RTYS was VERY FAR from being proven MAFIA when he was alive. Lame mafia excuse, which backfired. In turn, making THEM more suspicious.
Last and finally, they say they are 'Proven Townies'. Now, I am pretty confident I have how Hammered plays down, and that just sounds like straight mafia talk there. They are using their influence to their advantage. If they say they are proven townies, people will believe them. We all know, however, that this is far from true.So, my vote on CG stands. He has to be evil, because he is using false evidence to get away from a role that HAS NOT EVEN BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE MAFIA YET!

Theres you two mafias right there, Turtle.
I quoted this, in case he edits his nonsense above after I post.

What be you talking about, Regen? I nevarrrr said I was in Coolguy/White Beard's room! I said White Beard went to his window to protect me, because I am a parrot who can fly. Of course, there is no white hair on a parrrrot. I never said tharrr was. It be White Beard's hair on his floor.

Yours be possibly the most ridiculous mafia post I have ever seen. If the non-ghostly pirates can't see through yer post, they must be wearin' two eye patches.

[chaucer]

*lifts yarr eyepatch*

Oooh! Vote: Regeneratorizarrr, arr!

[blackmyth]

I'll keep it a simple here, and just (re)point out how much Regen tried to protect rtys. That alone is enough to make me Vote to lynch Regen.

I'd also like to point a finger at Chaucer, who leapt onto the bandwagon without anything besides a joke. I'll just look at varkarrus (who also likes to leap onto bandwagons, I (and you all) notice), since my other hands are busy pointing at Chaucer and Regen.

[Julian]

Arrr, I be in a good mood now, so I be using my pirate speak! And my ninja speak! ..... Arr, I'll be VOTING: REGEN.

[Coolguy]

I'd also like to point a finger at Chaucer, who leapt onto the bandwagon without anything besides a joke. I'll just look at varkarrus (who also likes to leap onto bandwagons, I (and you all) notice), since my other hands are busy pointing at Chaucer and Regen.

I should point out that Mistarrr Onion/Chaucarrr starrrted the arrRTYS bandwagon, although that might have been what arrRTYS was refarrring to, by a betrayal.

But let's not get distracted- Regen is the ghost we're going aftarrr first.

[Sol Hunt]

Okay. Herrre's where I eitherrr make a complete idiot of myself or prrrove myself to be a playerrr worrrth listening to.

I am afraid that I find CG's and Hammerrred's explanations just a little too convenient. I know that it is my worrrd against theirs. But I also know that when I looked into CG's room last night HE WASN'T THERRRE. I have yet to hear a rrreasonable explanation for that. He cerrrtainly wasn't looking out the window at a parrrrrot flying by. (Does this explanation rrreally make any sense anyway? If he were prrrotecting herrr, wouldn't he have gone to HERRR rrroom? How did she know to go to him forrr prrrotection??) I am going to stick by my conviction that CG is mafia.

Logically, if CG is mafia then Hammerrred must be mafia, too. Look at how adamantly she defends him and how strrrongly herrr storrry is tied with his.

QUOTE
I have evidence that I was protected last night and also an explanation for why White Beard would have been at his window. Also, in Mafia Game #6, when Coolguy was a doctor, he was protecting me, so his story is not in the least unlikely. As to why White Bear would have been at his window: He was protecting someone who can fly ...
END QUOTE

She goes on to blame Rrrregen using her say-so as 'prrroof' of his guilt...

QUOTE
Regen defends rtys, a proven mafia, and attacks CG and me, proven townies.
END QUOTE

Therrre is nothing prrroven about it, except that Hammerrred and CG are in cahoots, no matter which side they are on. There is one thing Hammerrred said that I fully agrrree with, howeverrr. The people who voted aarRtys out aaarrre on my mafia shorrrt list.

QUOTE
Apparently some of the people who railed against rtys were mafia (he said guys, not guy), so we should look in that list of people who voted him, which was blackmyth, Chaucer (formerly Mr.Onion), Coolguy, ducklegion, Hammered, julianmh102, varkarrus, and Wesley. Of course, CG and I are good, so that leaves blackmyth, Chaucer (formerly Mr.Onion), ducklegion, julianmh102, varkarrus, and Wesley. Of these, I find varkarrus the most suspicious, but I find regen more suspicious, so:

Vote: regeneratarrrizarrr!
END QUOTE

In my mind the mafia hit list goes like this...1 - aarrRtys (obviously), 2- CG, 3 - Hammerrred, 4 - Blackmyth, Chaucerrr, Ducklegion, Julianmh102, Varrrkarrrrus, or Wesley. Despite agrrreeing with this analysis, howeverrr, Hammerrred chooses to vote one of the few who didn't vote for aarRtys. This doesn't make any sense.

I know that CG and Hammerrred can be quite convincing. They aaarre well-spoken and prrracticed playerrrs. Howeverrr, what they aaarre saying and how they aaarrre currrrently playing does NOT fit the claim that they aaarre Townie, in my exceedingly humble opinion. Of courrrse, I am a NOOB, so I could be totally wrrrong. You have to ask yourrrselves, do you want to take that chance and leave such a strrrong mafia alliance intact???

I'm off to swab the deck. Aaarrrr.

[regeneratorizer]

Meh, let them lynch me. Hopefully tommorrow, when they find out who I was aligned with, they will see the truth.

Sometimes I get the feeling that people are completely ignoring my posts.

Oh, I have set a new goal BTW. To survive the whole game. Next mafia game, I will be extra careful not to accuse anyone, if I can help it.

[Sol Hunt]

Aaaarrrr!

One last addition to that book I just wrrrote. Rrregen fought to protect aarRtys because therrre was ABSOLUTELY no evidence against him. Yes, he made some odd rrrandom rrrole speculations, but that isn't rrreally out of characterrr for him. Grrranted, he turned out to be mafia, BUT he also claimed to be betrrrayed. I think that when the otherrr mafia members saw an opportunity to mislead us, they jumped rrright on it. As I said beforrre, Rrregen is one of the few people who didn't vote aarRtys. If Rrrtys was betrrrayed or sacrrrificed, it WASN'T by Rrregen.

I am verrrry concerrrned that y'all aaarrre being hoodwinked by a couple of verrrry dangerrrous scallywags.

That is all. Back to my swabbing.

[Hammered]

Sol, I realize that you haven't played before, and so I don't know whether you have read all the old mafia games. I suggest you read Medieval Mafia, where I was a mafia and compare it to Superhero Mafia, where I was a townie. Ultimately Mr.O started a bandwagon against me in Medieval Mafia, not because of anything I did, but because of what I didn't do. I was uncharacteristically unhelpful in that game.

When I am a townie, I am very helpful and share everything I have figured out with the town. When I am a mafia, I don't know what to do, because I can't be helpful and finger point at all my fellows.

Now look at this game and see if you can figure out anything based on my past history and current play. It is obvious to everyone, except Regen, the mafia, that I am playing in my usual townie mode, which means that I am good and that I have determined that you and CG are also good and that Regen is evil. You don't have to take my word for it. Go back and look at the old games. They are as they were. I cannot change them and the evidence is fairly obvious, if you take a look.

[Coolguy]

I can't protect people from my room, can I? ;) (And Hammered might have her own role that goes out at night, thus explaining why I didn't go to her room) I don't know the whole story about this, but I know my role, and I know that Hammarrred has to be a living character.

Your post is well thought out, but I can assure you that it's wrong, and ghosts like Regen will use that as an excuse to lynch off the bettarrr living pirates.

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates were much quicker to point fingers today. NAPMR made a desperate attempt to catch up.

regeneratorizer - 5 - (Coolguy, Hammered, chaucer, blackmyth, julianmh102)
Coolguy - 3 - (Sol Hunt, regeneratorizer, ducklegion)

7 to keelhaul!

[regeneratorizer]

INTERJECTION!

Meh.

[Sol Hunt]

Sol, I realize that you haven't played before, and so I don't know whether you have read all the old mafia games. I suggest you read Medieval Mafia, where I was a mafia and compare it to Hollywood Mafia, where I was a townie. Ultimately Mr.O started a bandwagon against me in Medieval Mafia, not because of anything I did, but because of what I didn't do. I was uncharacteristically unhelpful in that game.

When I am a townie, I am very helpful and share everything I have figured out with the town. When I am a mafia, I don't know what to do, because I can't be helpful and finger point at all my fellows.

Now look at this game and see if you can figure out anything based on my past history and current play. It is obvious to everyone, except Regen, the mafia, that I am playing in my usual townie mode, which means that I am good and that I have determined that you and CG are also good and that Regen is evil. You don't have to take my word for it. Go back and look at the old games. They are as they were. I cannot change them and the evidence is fairly obvious, if you take a look.

Hammerrred, I know that you aarrre smarrrt enough to point out that you have a "typical" behaviorrr patterrrn and then play outside of that patterrrn. I am sorrrrry, but yourrr past behaviorrr prrroves nothing to me.

I can't protect people from my room, can I? ;) (And Hammered might have her own role that goes out at night, thus explaining why I didn't go to her room) I don't know the whole story about this, but I know my role, and I know that Hammarrred has to be a living character.

Your post is well thought out, but I can assure you that it's wrong, and ghosts like Regen will use that as an excuse to lynch off the bettarrr living pirates.

CG, you could have been out doing something good last night, but the evidence I have (white whiskerrrs) prrroves to me that you only interrracted with yerrr window. Therrrre werrre no whiskerrrrs going out the doorrrrr. I am quite imprrrressed with the coverrrr storrry you and Hammerrred came up with, but it doesn't convince me of yerrrrr innocence. Sorrrrrry. ;)

[Coolguy]

CG, you could have been out doing something good last night, but the evidence I have (white whiskerrrs) prrroves to me that you only interrracted with yerrr window. Therrrre werrre no whiskerrrrs going out the doorrrrr. I am quite imprrrressed with the coverrrr storrry you and Hammerrred came up with, but it doesn't convince me of yerrrrr innocence. Sorrrrrry. ;)

I'm not even going to botharrr anymore- If you want to help the ghosts kill all the smarrrt players and powarrr roles, fine. But when you and the three ghost pirates get me lynched, you'll see that I'm the doctarrr I claim to be now.

If you want proof of me and Hammarrred's innocence, sparrre us until night, so a cop can inspect Hammarrred or me. It will save a powarrr role, get rid of a ghost (Regen) a day arrrly, and prove two people innocent.

Yarrr, I be done fighting over this subject, and I'm not going to botharrr posting anymore. This debate's ovarrr.

[Hammered]

OK - I will attempt a mathematical/logical arrrgument, since I was a computarrrr programmarrr before I became a peg-legged pirate parrot named Peggy.

If regen be good and you lynch him, you reveal that CG and I (and possibly Sol, since I am vouching for her, as well) be evil - sacrificing 1 townie to reveal the entire mafia team - practically guaranteeing a town win.

If Coolguy be good and you lynch him, you reveal that I (and probably Sol, since I am vouching for her) be good, and that regen be evil, but you cost the town a power player and revealed only a single mafia.

The logical conclusion is that it makes more sense mathematically to lynch regen. Add to this the fact that a cop type can investigate me tonight and discover that I am sitting in a cage in the Cap'n's quarters munching on a tasty crackarr and thus absolutely confirming the innocence of the entire group and there is only one logical choice.

Don't make a mistake. Listen to me as you have done in the past and vote for regen.

[Sol Hunt]

Interrresting arrrgument. I am especially impressed with how you aaarrre trrrrying to link me with the two of you. Like CG said, though...this discussion is prrretty useless. I have decided what I am going to do. I have prrresented my arrrgument as carrrefully as I can. The otherrrs will do what they do. We'll see tomorrrrow which of us is rrrright.

I must say, I am enjoying this game immensely. :D

[blackmyth]

I agree with Sol, I keep seeing the word 'past' and 'other games' get thrown around, but it would take but an instant do so something you wouldn't have done before. Unlike before your new posts, you are now on my suspicious list, along with Chaucer/Mr. O, varkarrus and CG.

Obviously, CG is mostly on there because he is apparently teaming up with you, which would pretty much make him a mafia.

[regeneratorizer]

Well, things look pretty grim for me. Might as well role claim, meh. Im the Old Pirate. Or, more specifically, a Viking(According to PK). Scaliwags and Whippersnappers, all of you. Yar. I have no special powers, except the 'Almighty Vote', so meh. I guess lynching me wont make much a difference, but I would like to stay alive, if at all possible.

Hopefully when I wake up tommorrow, you people will unvote me. But I have to admit, I am looking forward to when I get lynched, so I can see Hammered and Coolguy stumble over themselves trying to find some way to justify this 'Holy Crusade' they went on today.

[Hammered]

I don't see a problem. When you be dead, we shall simply point to the mafia tag next to your name. Anyone with a lick of sense would know that two mafia would never back each other up so completely, especially when people are trying to bandwagon one of them. If CG and I really were mafia, I would be going out of my way to distance myself from him. This would have to be the worst move of all time for a mafia. Think about it people and then vote for regen.

[regeneratorizer]

I don't see a problem. When you be dead, we shall simply point to the mafia tag next to your name.

Hows that old saying go? "Dont count your chickens before they hatch"? I think this applies very nicely here.

Also, you cant say that getting very close is a sign of townie-dom. Think about it: If you werent so close this game, you wouldnt be able to use that excuse, now would you?

[ducklegion]

arrr so many points made but I must vote: regen

[Sol Hunt]

Let me just rrremind you of 2 verrry imporrrtant things:

1. Coolguy was NOT in his rrroom.
2. He went OUT THE WINDOW.

That is all. My computerrr access will be spotty for the next couple of days. Don't take that to think I am giving up on Rrregen or the game.

[blackmyth]

I don't like this, it feels like I'm being led into a trap, and I notice Hammered yet again mentioned what she and CG are doing would be a bad move for her if (and she probably is) mafia, however that would follow the 'point out past methods and usual things and do the opposite of them then point out that this would be bad thus proving you innocent' routine. However none of this distracts from regen, and his completely nonsensical ramblings, but I guess for now my vote will stand, and I will be ever more suspicious of Hammered.

[regeneratorizer]

Nonsensical? Bah. How am I the only one who gets my rants?

[Wesley]

Let me just rrremind you of 2 verrry imporrrtant things:

1. Coolguy was NOT in his rrroom.
2. He went OUT THE WINDOW.

That is all. My computerrr access will be spotty for the next couple of days. Don't take that to think I am giving up on Rrregen or the game.

Actually, I agree with that, because I happened to look inside his rroom the same night that Sol did (If I sorted out the 3 pages correctly) and,

1. Coolguy was NOT in his rrroom.
2. He went OUT THE WINDOW.

He also left behind the same hairs as indicated before.
But, (This is what I find strange) he left behind a hint of GLOWING BLUE.

I feel like I'm being lead into a trap too. Arrrrr!
Against going with the flow, I be...

VOTEing Coolguy

Maybe I be over suspicious, but something doesn't seem right. Yarr. It won't really matter, everyone's after Regen. Just saying what I think. Also, if ye be thinking of how I happened to look in the same room and the same night as Sol, that was just luck. I just happened to choose Coolguy because I just don't trust him in general in mafia games.

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates had almost settled on a lynch. regeneratorizer was one vote away from getting THE BOOT!

This boot, in fact. It's very stinky and he has to wear it all day.
regeneratorizer - 6 - (Coolguy, Hammered, chaucer, blackmyth, julianmh102, ducklegion)
Coolguy - 3 - (Sol Hunt, regeneratorizer, Wesley)


One more vote on regeneratorizer and he is out!

[Wesley]

The pirates had almost settled on a lynch. regeneratorizer was one vote away from getting THE BOOT!

This boot, in fact. It's very stinky and he has to wear it all day.



Haha, nice reference. :lol:

[chaucer]

Oh, ha ha. Oh, the mirth. Well, I be off, Krabby.

[Coolguy]

Actually, I agree with that, because I happened to look inside his rroom the same night that Sol did (If I sorted out the 3 pages correctly) and,

1. Coolguy was NOT in his rrroom.
2. He went OUT THE WINDOW.

He also left behind the same hairs as indicated before.
But, (This is what I find strange) he left behind a hint of GLOWING BLUE.

I feel like I'm being lead into a trap too. Arrrrr!
Against going with the flow, I be...

VOTEing Coolguy

Maybe I be over suspicious, but something doesn't seem right. Yarr. It won't really matter, everyone's after Regen. Just saying what I think. Also, if ye be thinking of how I happened to look in the same room and the same night as Sol, that was just luck. I just happened to choose Coolguy because I just don't trust him in general in mafia games.

I have to say, I think Wes is under mind control (I don't know why, that just doesn't sound like him, and I don't know why PK would give cloos to one tracker but not the other tracker). Wes, post now! If there is a Mind Controller, he has to send in a PM to PK, and since PK's not around to pass on PMs...

EDIT: Nevermind, the Koopa came in. Oh, well.

[PurpleKoopa]

AHEM...

I caught a certain somebody doing this, and I would just like it to be clear.

A few rules before we set off...

No chatting in the Chatroom about Pirate Mafia about who is mafia and stuff like that. EVER.

(oh, and if ye know who it is already, don't say it either, since...)


In case someone did, you cannot use it as reference in your posts. Thank you.

Vote count is still the same as it was four posts ago.

[Wesley]

No, I'm not Mind Controlled. I don't think there would be any use of Mind Controlling me anyway. But my suspicions stand. And so does my on/off again pirate talk.

[blackmyth]

For some reason I doubt there would be two cops, and am now growing suspicous of Wesly, although he might be lying (if he is) to try to get more votes, but lying is merely a suspicious thing to do.

[Coolguy]

There were 2 cops in PK's last game.

I don't know what to think of Wes finding things that Sol didn't, though.

[Hammered]

Yarr! Sol said she had a one time use item, so maybe it didn't work exactly the same as an investigation would have. However, if Wesley, is honest and not a mafia masquerading as a cop, I suspect the mafia be killing him off this evening, since Sol's investigation be from a one time only item.

[drgamer]

Yarr! Coolguy be lying about his role, he ain't no protector! So many posts, yet that be the one thing I be certain of!
Vote: Coolguy

He be lying! Roleclaiming to be the 'doctor', but he must really be the bad doctor! Or just trying to take the place of one, when he was caught red handed

[Coolguy]

I described my role and powarrrs because if I didn't, you guys would have lynched me, obviously enough, and we would have lost a powarrr role. Why are you claiming that I'm a ghost because I role-claimed when it was needed!?!?

I'm thinking that eitharrr 1), you're ghost scum who stopped hiding and, noticing that your buddy is about to be lynched, you joined his bandwagon in an attempt to lynch me and Hammarrred and save Regen, or 2), you're a second doctarrr who thinks that tharrr would only be one protectarrr role (My game had 2 doctarrrs).

EDIT: Y'know, I won't be surprised at all if the Viking is an undead guy- He's been around 500 years!

[Julian]

I have a bad feeling about drgamer... I will use my power now. I can only use it once, so WATCH OUT!

NINJA ATTACK: DRGAMER!!!!!!!!!

[PurpleKoopa]

Julianmh102 was bored silly of all this arguing. Suddenly, something went screwy in his brain. He flipped out like a ninja, and pointed a finger toward drgamer. "You have soiled me of my honor!" he yelled.

Drgamer threw his hand and hook up in protest. "What arrr ye talking about? I didn't do anything!"

"Utter lie!" julianmh102 said. "Generation after generation, I know that you have spat on our family's graves, and maybe even danced on them." "But now, I have time to avenge what my family stands for! And that is why you must die!"

Drgamer and the other pirates looked confused. "I have no idea what you're saying, lad!" said drgamer.

"Silence!" shouted julianmh102. "But now, I have time to avenge what my family stands for! And that is why you must die!" Julian took a pack of shriukens (that means ninja stars for the non-ninja speakers out there) out from hammerspace, and threw them all at drgamer. He managed to block them all with a spatula. Julian took out another set of shriukens and was ready to throw them.

At this time, Cap'n Koops opened his cabin door. He didn't mind the noise of the arguing, but it seemed there was something else going on. He saw julianmh102 throw out this next set of shriukens, and one of them almost hit the Cap'n!

Drgamer was crawling on his back, stepping away from the furious Julian. Julian pulled out a katana (more ninja speak lesson - katana means sword!) and starting slicing at the gamer. Drgamer backed up some more, on onto the plank.

"Now, as you ingrates do," said julianmh102, "Walk the plank!"

Drgamer tried to lighten up the situation. "Sure, do you have a leash?"

But nobody was laughing when Julian sliced at him one more time, and drgamer fell into the deep blue. The Cap'n, distraught, yelled, "That was the ship cook! Now we're all going to starve!"

Cap'n Koops ran up and tried to make Julian walk the plank, but he was too slow, and Julian flipped out over him, and he pointed the katana at the turtle. "Unless you want to suffer the same as him," said julianmh102, "Don't bother me." He put away his katana and the Cap'n walked back to the scared pirates.

One of the pirates yelled out, "Hey! There's more of us than there arrr of him! Get him!" And the mob of pirates charged julianmh102, but he flipped out one more time and leaped high onto the crow's nest.

"Wimp!" yelled out a pirate. "You guys just kill people and then hide!"

"Yeah," said another, "How we gonna eat now?"

Not A Pirate Mafia Role raised his hand, and said, "We... we do have a couple of pizzas back here.

The pirates cheered, and decided to eat pizza for a dinner before they went to bed. As a punishment, julianmh102 did not get any pizza. He said he didn't want it anyway, but silly ninja! Pizza is gewd!

drgamer/Short John Platinum suffered an unfortunate ninja attack. He gets a last gasp.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/ShortJohnPlatinium.png


Ye be SHORT JOHN PLATINUM! You are the ship's cook! You are also in the book "Measure Island" (it is called that because it involves yardsticks). In that book, Jim Eagleings finds out that you were a quartermaster on Captain Hint's ship ... and that's bad... But isn't being a pirate the prerequisite for joining this ship?

Anyways, you are well known for making delicious midnight snacks. Some say that they have magical healing powers! But that's silly, gruel isn't that tasty.

Each night, PM me someone to give your food to. If they are attacked, a bite of it will make make them feel better! Or at least that's how the silly rumor goes.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

It be Night 3! Send in yer PMs!

~~~

ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Chaucer (previously Mr.Onion)
Sol Hunt (previously PlasmaCannonsRule)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
julianmh102
varkarrusIN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John PlatinumRemember, it be Night 3! Send in yer PMs!

[drgamer]

Yarr! Ye all must be wishing ye hadn't ninjarrr'd me now! I almost thought tharr'd be anotharrrr doctarrrr...

But remembarrr tharrr be such things as Masons... Although what masontry would do on a wooden ship beats me...

I hope Hammered like my last meal, and Coolguy enjoyed his the first night

[Justin]

I suppose we should leave off from where we were before:

I have read through the Sol/Regen and Hammered/Coolguy debate and have come to...

VOTE: Coolguy

My reasoning is in the debate posts.

[chaucer]

Err... excuse me, but it would appearrrrrr that Justin is a tad late on tharrr bandwagon jumpin'.

[Hammered]

You people be quiet - It is night!

[Julian]

Sorry to be posing at 'night', but I need to be replaced. I'm posting right now and my internet was supposed to be takes away fora week yesterday. Bye!

[PurpleKoopa]

That night, the wind blew the smell of leftover pizza all around. The fish even got hungry smelling it. (Luckily for the fish, none of the pizza was anchovy.) The ghosts assembled once more onto the main deck, pleased with getting pizza that night. (Sure, ghosts don't need to eat, but that doesn't mean they want to!)

Ectobeard was pleased his crew didn't get caught, and was pleased further when they brought him some pizza. Then the ghosts went straight onto business.

~~~

The ghosts slowly entered their next victim's room, when they found a surprise. Apparently their victim had already been visited. The would-be victim was sagging down on the bed, with seemingly no life.

One curious ghost poked it a couple times. No movement. "Hmm," hmmed the ghost. "I think I might know what this is. I think it's called... a puppet?"

"Yeah, yeah," agreed another, "I've heard of those. But if that's the puppet, who's the puppet master?" The ghost slowly turned around to see a largish purple tentacle sticking out the window. All three undead leaped toward it, but it quickly went out the window. They then peeked to see what was controlling the tentacle... a very large octopus, with a bandage on one side. It looked mostly harmless until it noticed the ectoplasm fiends. Then it gave out a vicious GLEEEEE-ork! and rised from the depths.

"It's the Kraken!" all three ghosts cried. They floated around the cabin, looking for something to throw at the beast. The Kraken stuck another tentacle in the cabin, trying to grab them. Finally, one of the ghosts grabbed a long spear, and jabbed it in the monster's tentacle.

The Kraken quickly let out another GLEEEEE-ork! and whimpered a bit. It removed the long spear and slowly descended back into the sea, and the massive shadow in the water fled the Rusty Shell.

"Arr," said a ghost as he observed the puppet. "The hunter has been hunted."

"What does that mean?" asked another. "That big octosquid didn't hunt anything."

"Good point."

Sol Hunt/Puppet Pirate's true identity was discovered and was sent whimpering away from the ship. She gets a last gasp.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/PuppetPirate.png


Ye be the PUPPET PIRATE!

Oh wait... puppets have to have someone controlling them, right? Well, believe it or not, you are actually... CHRIS THE KRAKEN! You control your lifesized puppet with your tentacle. You have always wanted to be a pirate, and now is your chance to shine! Or squirt! Ink!

Each night, you can PM me one of four different things...

A) Peek in someone's room (choose a player for this)
B) Squirt stinky, but healing ink in someone's room (choose a player for this)
C) Look up a role in your pirate history book (choose a role for this)
D) Squeeze someone with your tentacle (choose a player for this)

However, you can also choose not to do anything that night. Because you have no ambition, you only perform each action ONCE. Once you have used an action, you can't use it again in the game.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

After that massive GLEEEEE-ork!, Cap'n Koops awoke, grabbed his banana blade, and kicked open his cabin door. "Arrr!" he arred, "What the halibut is going on here?"

Of course, there was nobody on the main deck. It was still night. The Cap'n scratched his head as a drowsy Not A Pirate Mafia Role hopped out of a barrel, and yawned, "What's the matter, Cap'n?"

"I heard this massive sound... sounded like the bowels of Heck... but thankfully, it wasn't elevator muzak."

"Did you have anything to eat last night, Cap'n?" asked NAPMR.

"I had a whole bunch of pizza!" yelled the Cap'n. "We all did!"

The whole crew, still tired and sleepy, got out of their cabins, also wondering about that sound. "Well," said the turtle, "As long as we're all awake... sorta... we may as well take roll."

Everyone was there, except for two people. Sol Hunt and julianmh102. The Cap'n decided to check Sol's cabin. He opened it to find the puppet, still sagging over the bed. The Cap'n started crying, and leaned over the puppet, saying, "Noooo! They got Sol! They got 'er, they did! Noooo!"

"Um, Cap'n," said NAPMR, "You arrr entirely aware that's a puppet, aren't you?"

Cap'n Koops wiped the tears from his eyes and threw the puppet back onto the bed. "Oh, yeah," he said. "I forgot about that."

Julianmh102, on the other hand, was having another identity crisis. "You can call me... happystickman!" he said.

"Okay then," said the pirates.

By this time, the sun was starting to rise. The crew had some breakfast/leftover pizza and was ready to roll.

julianmh102 has been replaced by happystickman. (julianmh102 doesn't get a last gasp, he was replaced.)

~~~

ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)
varkarrusIN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
It be Day 3! Tharr be 11 alive (Jick's favorite number), so it be 6 to lynch!

[Coolguy]

I've looked back over the thread, and here's what I'm thinking right now:

1) Regen is probably a goodguy. All three of the people who tried to save him by voting me turned out to be good (although we're not sure about Justin). If he was evil, the Mafia probably would have voted in his favor, wouldn't they? (Or the others thought there was no hope...) The ghost pirates have either been hiding yesterday and didn't vote, or they voted in the more popular Regen bandwagon. I think Regen's a goodguy.

2) I'm a quack/miller/vampire. I KNOW PK has to have done something mean about my role... I think I'm either a quack, a miller, or a vampire. A miller/vampire would explain why I got inspected by Wes as a ghost (or there might be a Mafia framer, which could also explain that... Hmmm...) And a quack would explain why there's two doctors (In case you don't know, a quack is a person who's told that they have protection powers, but they don't)

EDIT: Bleh, I shouldn't have said that (since the Mafia now know) - If I'm a vampire, they're going to shoot me, and if I'm a quack, then the ghost pirates won't fear going after the most obvious target...

So, that's what's running through my mind right now...

Wait, and what would ''D) Squeeze someone with your tentacle (choose a player for this)'' do? :shock: Sounds like a killing power.

EDIT 2: And Sol's role works different than Wes', which explains why Wes found more stuff than Sol, so Wes is probably good.

[chaucer]

Perhaps she be a vigilante... sort of... howevarr, Coolguy doesn't seem to be the most trustworthy of trustables... I won't vote yet, but, I'm just pointin' that out.

[happystickman]

Heh everyone, Im been looking over the thread for a while and im suspiscous of a few people, but im not ready to vote just yet

[varkarrus]

Im posting my role

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/JollyRoger.png


Ye be JOLLY ROGER! Unlike your flag namesake, you don't provoke any fear into the hearts of men, unless they're afraid of big smiley guys. (Who can blame 'em?) Being a happy old chap of a pirate... person, you introduced yourself to everyone on the Rusty Shell and got to know a bit about them. That's why you joined this crew - friendship! Soon you will be wellknown through history, not as some fearsome pirate, but some guy who just liked introducing himself to people.

Having been introduced is great - you know the roles! However, after you introduced yourself to everyone, you got knocked out by a... hmm... brick? Yeah... And forgot who was what role, what role did what, and the mafia roles.

Each night, PM me with one of the roles. You will get information on it! Beware, the mafia roles are INCORRECT - they will come up as a not-mafia role.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

[Coolguy]

Varkarrus, quoting your role is against the rules! :shock:

Well, that confirms you as a goodguy, anyways.

EDIT: I might as well start a list. (I'm leaving myself and Hammered off of it, since it's obvious where I'm going to put me and her)

Guaranteed Good:
varkarrus (Role-claimed and proved his role with an illegal quote)
Wesley (Even though he found me as evil, there's plenty of reasons that could have happened. A Mafia would never role-claim as a cop this early, as they'd get lynched instantly when the results were proved wrong)
happystickman (Used a power similar to a townie power role in PK's last game, and this power would be insanely overpowerful in the hands of the Mafia)

Probably Good:
Regeneratorizer (I explained my reasoning in a previous post)

Other People:
Chaucer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth

Hey, the Other People list only has 5 people... (or 7, if you guys put me and Hammered on there) We're narrowing down quite a bit. Wes, did you track anybody last night? That can prove somebody else good.

[PurpleKoopa]

:x

Don't copy any PMs the Cap'n sends you regarding the game and put them somewhere. You can paraphase them, but no copy paste business.

During the bickering, varkarrus mentioned something about his role, word by word. Suddenly, a gasp ran about the other pirates. "He's not supposed to say that!" said one pirate.

The Cap'n looked toward varkarrus and said, "What did you just say?"

Varkarrus gulped, and said, "Well, in all favor, I meant it in the best of terms!"

Cap'n Koops roared in rage, and sliced at varkarrus a couple times. "Yarr, nobody talks about me mom that way!" Varkarrus backed off... so far in fact, that he fell overboard.

"Wait a second," said a pirate. "He didn't say something about yer mom."

The Cap'n shrugged. "Yeah, but can we pretend it was?"

The pirates nodded in agreement and day continued.

varkarrus/Jolly Roger has been modkilled. He does NOT get a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/JollyRoger.png


Ye be JOLLY ROGER! Unlike your flag namesake, you don't provoke any fear into the hearts of men, unless they're afraid of big smiley guys. (Who can blame 'em?) Being a happy old chap of a pirate... person, you introduced yourself to everyone on the Rusty Shell and got to know a bit about them. That's why you joined this crew - friendship! Soon you will be wellknown through history, not as some fearsome pirate, but some guy who just liked introducing himself to people.

Having been introduced is great - you know the roles! However, after you introduced yourself to everyone, you got knocked out by a... hmm... brick? Yeah... And forgot who was what role, what role did what, and the mafia roles.

Each night, PM me with one of the roles. You will get information on it! Beware, the mafia roles are INCORRECT - they will come up as a not-mafia role.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

It is still Day 3!

ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger
It is still Day 3! And it is still 6 to lynch!

[Sol Hunt]

Aarrrgh. I cannot believe this game. Here's my last gasp. I'm going to make it a good one...

1. Hammered is a townie. Last night I was able to use another of my powers. I looked up Hammered's role, Peggy the Parrot. I can now say with complete conviction that Hammered is a townie. This tells me either 1) Coolguy is also a townie, or 2) Hammered was confused. If I had to pick one, I would choose option #2. Here's why...

When I accused CG of being out of his room, he claimed that he was protecting someone. AFTER THIS, Hammered admitted that she was being protected that same night. She assumed that it was CG, and he jumped at the chance to link himself with someone he KNEW to be good. That plan fell apart when Dr. Gamer identified himself as Hammered's protector in his last gasp. This is the only reason I can think of that Hammered would be so adamant in defending Coolguy. Perhaps she can shed some light on this?

2. I still believe that Coolguy is mafia. He continues to try to convince you that there is a complex, convoluted explanation for everything that has happened. I am a believer in Occam's Razor (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_Razor) - the simplest explanation is the most likely. Yes, it is possible that all these crazy things are happening, but until there is some EVIDENCE, I would go with the simplest explanation - CG is mafia.

My murder seems to be further evidence of his guilt. After sacrificing one mafia player, they couldn't afford to let another get lynched. It was too obvious that I was not going to let it go and that I had serious evidence that couldn't be explained away (Are any of you truly satisfied by his explanations?). They had to get rid of me.

3. My thoughts on each player as things stand now...

Chaucer - During his identity crisis the night was held up. Was this because they needed to wait until he could cast his vote? It could also have been because they were waiting for my action. I dunno. IMPORTANT - if CG turns out to be a proven Townie, you should be very suspicious of Wesley, who claimed that he peeked on him and saw ectoplasm in his room along with the white hairs I saw.

Coolguy - Well, you know.

Hammered - Townie. See above.

Justin - I wonder why he hasn't voted or said a single thing all game long. Could he be laying low, hoping that he'll be overlooked?

HappyStickMan (formerly Julian) - Although Julian's ninja attack was ill advised, it does give strong evidence that he is Townie. That's an awfully strong, daytime power to give a mafia character.

DuckLegion - Another who hasn't said much. He seems willing to jump on any bandwagon that comes along. I don't know whether this is his regular style or not.

Evil Clone - Yet another who hasn't said much. He only voted once and it was apparently randomly chosen just so he wouldn't get kicked. Not sure what that means.

Blackmyth - Chose to vote along with Coolguy both days. Was also quick to accuse Hammered of being mafia, despite the fact that everyone else was focused on CG. Didn't think much of it before, but knowing that Hammered is townie makes me think maybe Blackmyth was trying to use my accusations and Hammered's obvious trust in CG to take her down. IMPORTANT - if CG is proven to be a townie, Blackmyth is most likely townie, too. Same goes for the opposite.

I know that didn't help a whole lot, but I don't want my observations to die with me. Good luck, townies. Keep in mind that you are running low on people and try to think carefully. Trust Hammered. And start talking! For crying out loud...it would be a shame to lose another of you just because you were suspiciously silent. Share your thoughts and ideas. You are going to have to work together if you want to defeat those evil ghost pirates. Best of Luck. I am off to that great Pirate Ship in the Sky.

[Coolguy]

Bleh, this discussion again.

He continues to try to convince you that there is a complex, convoluted explanation for everything that has happened. I am a believer in Occam's Razor (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_Razor) - the simplest explanation is the most likely. Yes, it is possible that all these crazy things are happening, but until there is some EVIDENCE, I would go with the simplest explanation - CG is mafia.

I have to admit that a lot of Mafia games arrr insanely convoluted and crazy. :shock: The simplest solution in many Mafia games is often not the answarrr, especially with all the clevarrr sneaky twists hosts come up with (Especially Hammarrred and Regenarrratorizarrr). I KNOW Purplekoopa will make another twist in this game, like his Evil Mason role in the last game.

But, you have a point- The flying thing does seem really strange, looking back... But it's the only explanation I can find that fits in with my role. (Although this business about the whiskarrrs certainly isn't the huge twist that our evil purple host has planned)

Although, Wes' inspection of me also revealed blue ooze. That's varrry strange- I think I'm either a millarrr (unlikely, as I'm already a doctarrr- Usually normal townies / extremely powarrrful players are millarrrs)... or there's a Mafia framarrr (Although why would a framarrr go aftarrr me, instead of Hammarrred!?). PK was exparrrimenting with new evil roles last game, and I figure he would do the same thing this time.

My murder seems to be further evidence of his guilt. After sacrificing one mafia player, they couldn't afford to let another get lynched. It was too obvious that I was not going to let it go and that I had serious evidence that couldn't be explained away (Are any of you truly satisfied by his explanations?). They had to get rid of me.

...or they were killing you, so me and Hammarrred would look bad and the other living pirates would lynch one of us, thus killing a powarrr role or a genius playarrr. Not to mention that you're obviously skilled at this game and they probably feared that you'd help Hammarrred find them all, and there's also the fact that you were a powarrr role. There's countless reasons that the Mafia would want to kill you, although you obsess on the false opinion that it was to save me! :shock: How would killing the person leading the charrrge to lynch a townie save the townie!?!? It just makes that person look twice as bad!

At least this time, you're leaving Hammarrred alone.

So, that's all I have to say about that post.

EDIT: Also, Wes, what's your role name? I need it on my spreadsheet. ;)

[happystickman]

I was thinking, If both Hammered and Coolguy are Townies; then most of the people staying quiet are mafia. They are waiting for us to tear each other apart and then pounce to kill the last townie! Right now I'll be suspicous of Justin, evil clone, Ducklegion, and possibly blackmyth. When or If we find that Coolguy is a PROVEN townie then we should try to get the mafia out of these 4.

NOTE: Im not saying Hammered couldnt be Mafia, It is a possibility! We should be Carefull till we get some hard evidence on her.

[ducklegion]

Sol Hunt..it is my regular style to jump on bandwagons :D
I've been secretly trying to figure out who to vote!

[Coolguy]

Probably Good:
Regeneratorizer (I explained my reasoning in a previous post)

Other People:
Chaucer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
blackmyth


I think we should definitely choose somebody out of those 6 people (although preferably not Regen, at this point).

Regen- He's tried to save arrrTYS the ghost pirate, and made that crazy parakeet with hair post. This was VERY suspicious... until it was found out that all 3 people who tried to save him and lynch me were goodguys. If he was a ghost pirate, wouldn't the ghosts try to save him by voting me? However, the ghost pirates might have thought that tharrr was no hope for Regen after Hammarrred posted, and thus joined the bandwagon against him. I think I'm leaning more towarrrds Regeneratorizarrr being a goodguy.

Chaucarrr/Mistarrr Onion- On Day 1, Mistarrr Onion made this post, which ended up starrrting the arrrTYS bandwagon.

Even though I'm 15 minutes late, VOTE: RYTS. Half because I want to nuetralize Varakarus' vote against Hammered, and half because I have a nagging feeling about him being mafia.

However, arrrTYS claims he was betrayed- Could Mr O have been one of the ghosts he was refering to? But I think Mistarrr Onion/Chaucarrr is good, mostly because of the fact that he tried to save Hammarrred.

Justin- He's been very very quiet this game, although he's had many more posts in most of the other Mafia games. Care to explain, Justin? (Although Justin didn't vote arrrTYS, which helps his case)

ducklegion- He quickly voted me after Sol and Regeneratorizarrr did yestarrrday, and then when the voting against Regen became popularrr, he quickly switched. If Regeneratorizarrr is good, I think I'll be suspicious of Ducklegion. And there's the fact that DL was one of the people who voted arrRTYS.

evil clone- He only came out of hiding once, just so he wouldn't get replaced. I think even EC posts more than that... But, like Justin, there may be an explanation for his lurking. The only piece of evidence in his favarrr is that he didn't vote arrRTYS.

blackmyth- He's posted that he thought that me, Regen, and Hammarrred were all suspicious, and also went after Varrrkarus (but many people have gone against Varrrkarus). If he's evil, then Mistarrr Onion/Chaucarrr is probably good, because he also went aftarrr him. Also, BM voted arrrTYS.

[blackmyth]

I have been quiet because I haven't even been at my aunt's house for a few days.

As for Sol, I have been accusing people other then Hammered, if you will go back and look. One thing is, in the past few (two, I believe) mafia games I have done terribly and haphhazardly, and I want to be at the top of my game and looking sharply at everybody this time, so as not to be a dead weight.

I don't see you accusing anybody else who voted for the same person CG both times (too lazy to go back and see who), and I don't see how voting for the same person as another would make somebody a mafia.

One reason I looked to Hammered and not CG is because she is probably the best all around player, and the way her and CG's story fits together is just too odd, and just seems like an ingenious mafia plan that she would come up with. Also, I would like to point out how Sol's demise could easily be a way to frame CG, although that doesn't stop me from suspecting him at all.

I would ordinarily vote the obvious way, but I am going to wait until I see both Hammered and CG's next posts.

EDIT: Blah, Coolguy posted while I was making my post, but I have to do stuff right now and don't have time to reply to it (I point this out because if I don't it will seem like I am ignoring his post, thus making people think I am a mafia).

[Coolguy]

Hammarrred's been proven good- Sol inspected her at the night of her death.

[happystickman]

I have been quiet because I haven't even been at my aunt's house for a few days.

As for Sol, I have been accusing people other then Hammered, if you will go back and look. One thing is, in the past few (two, I believe) mafia games I have done terribly and haphhazardly, and I want to be at the top of my game and looking sharply at everybody this time, so as not to be a dead weight.

I don't see you accusing anybody else who voted for the same person CG both times (too lazy to go back and see who), and I don't see how voting for the same person as another would make somebody a mafia.

One reason I looked to Hammered and not CG is because she is probably the best all around player, and the way her and CG's story fits together is just too odd, and just seems like an ingenious mafia plan that she would come up with. Also, I would like to point out how Sol's demise could easily be a way to frame CG, although that doesn't stop me from suspecting him at all.

I would ordinarily vote the obvious way, but I am going to wait until I see both Hammered and CG's next posts.

EDIT: Blah, Coolguy posted while I was making my post, but I have to do stuff right now and don't have time to reply to it (I point this out because if I don't it will seem like I am ignoring his post, thus making people think I am a mafia).


Yes he explained some things, but I think hes is preatty suspicous,so I will Vote:Blackmyth. He blamned Hammered even though shes proven good, and Coolguy since he is most likely Townie. He may not have seen the post, but HE VOTED aaartys and Rtyh said he was betrayed

[Hammered]

These people be alive:

blackmyth
Chaucer (formerly Mr.Onion)
Coolguy
ducklegion
evil clone
Hammered
happystickman (formerly julianmh102)
Justin
regeneratorizer
WesleyThere be 10 people left alive, of which 7 be townies and 3 be mafia. If we make a mistake today and the mafia has a successful lynch tonight, that means 5 townies and 3 mafia, at which point, any mistake would be fatal. We can only make one more mistake, so we need to be very careful. If we get it right this time, we will have a little more breathing room, so let's do this thing.

Now be the time to put everyone onto the magical list of good and evil:

Proven Good

Chaucer - replacement for Mr.O, who started the rtys bandwagon. It seems unlikely that a mafia would have started a bandwagon against one of their own, especially for the first lynch of the game.
Hammered - proven by investigation by Sol Hunt and posted in her last gasp
happystickman - replaced a ninja who inadvertently killed a townie, but, post-replacement, accused me of being mafia, although Sol's post proves me good - neither of these demonstrates quality playing, either pre- or post-replacement, but the fact remains that day vigilante is a townie role, the the ninja is clearly a day vigilante
Wesley - a cop whose investigation agreed with Sol's, who is known to be good
Probably Good

Coolguy - Sorry, pal, but arrr dear cook (who be proven in the doctarrr role) used his last gasp to say that he was protecting me that night, thus removing you from my completely trustworthy list. However, role claimin' as the doctarrr be too easily disproved when the real doctor chooses to speak out or dies, so I think you probably really believe yourself to be a doctor, which means ye really be one or ye be a quack, which be a role that I think arrr dear cap'n would enjoy givin' ta ye. Ye be too smart a player to falsely role claim such an easily disproved role, at least not that early in the game; I believe ye would do it if ye were a mafia and only needed to get by one more turn for yer team to win, but that be just not the case here, so I still think that ye probably be good.

regeneratorizer - These people voted against Coolguy last time: drgamer, Justin, Sol Hunt, Wesley. Three of the four be proven good and Justin be an unknown, but if regen be evil, than I would have thought we would see a bunch of mafia voting for CG, and that obviously nevarrr happened, so he is probably just being regen in all of his oddness, and not actually evil.Unknown (and therefore possibly evil)

blackmyth - suspicious of known good people

ducklegion - suspicious of known good people

evil clone - almost entirely lurking

Justin - mostly lurking, but that might be because he is on vacation in Hawail.
So I have reduce the list of the most suspicous to four, and there are three mafia to root out. Let's have some discussion here, before we all start voting and we can make an intelligent decision.

[ducklegion]

just because I voted for RTYS makes me look like a bad guy?I was just jumping on bandwagons!

[Coolguy]

We know that at least 2 of the Mafia voted for RTYS, and you were one of the voters- That's what Hammered was pointing out in her post.

[blackmyth]

One reason I was still suspecting Hammered is because it was possible that she lied about her role, but just now (I feel stupid) it occured to me that if she was lying, somebody else would have spoken up. I also notice how happystickman is "forgetting" about the other people that voted RTYS, seemingly singling me out for no reason (other then me suspecting everybody), and I would like to Vote to Lynch Happystickman.

[happystickman]

My Feller Townies! We are going to have to to take a risk! If none of the suspects post info then we wont have any new evidence! We will have to relly on old info and past games or we wont be getting anywhere soon. Blackmyth seems suspicous, Why?

He voted Rtys and Rtys said he was lynched by his fellow Mafia
He has not been posting much recently
Hes the only one we have evidence for!
He has went after Coolguy, Hammered, and ME! All proven Townies!Vote Blackmyth my fellow Townies!

EDIT: Blackmyth, We dont have much evidence on Ducklegion and voting him has more risks! Yes he could be Mafia but we need more evidence!

[Coolguy]

HSM was Julian, who was proven to be good also!!! Julian was a day-kill vigilante, and a 100% completely utterly proven goodguy. :shock:

BM, you keep going after proven good people! I'm not singling you out because you voted RTYS- I'm singling you out because you've constantly attacked townies, which only a ghost pirate would do, at this rate! I'm definately going to VOTE: Blackmyth

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates continued bickering as NAPMR, as always, took vote count.

Blackmyth - 2 - (happystickman, Coolguy)
happystickman - 1 - (blackmyth)

It be 6 to walk the plank, or whatever the day scene be.

[happystickman]

My fellow Townies! We must vote! This may never be over soon with these lurkers about!

[Wesley]

Yarrr! There be so much words to read... Anyway, I don't have much more to say right now. I was, however, locked in my room by someone. Someone who had a gold coin... Shiny... Anyway, from what I bothered to read, I find Blackmyth the guiltiest. I'm still suspicious of Coolguy, but Blackmyth seems evilier right now. He seems to be suspicious of all the goodguys.

VOTE:Blackmyth

Also, from an earlier inspection, Hammered was with the Captain in his room one night I inspected, so I agree that she seems like she's the parrot. I'm not sure about DL, but there's not enough evidence to lynch him yet. Happystickman doesn't seem like a mafia to me. I'll wait and see. Nooo! Why must I still rhyme! This isn't the time! Anyway, Evil Clone hasn't said much, so I'm getting suspicious of him. Justin's not here right now, so I'm not suspicious of him. (Now at least) Well, I'm done rambling for now. Now I'm off to find that cow. Ack!

[Coolguy]

HSM was proven good- He used to be Julian, the day-kill vigilante.

And you were locked in your room? Sounds like a roleblocker. *Goes to look at list to see who might have a coin*

EDIT: I think we can all agree- It HAS to be the Doublunatic.

[happystickman]

Yes it is, But who would want Wesley gone? I will ponder that question

EDIT: Wes,why is Coolguy suspicous? He hasnt done anything wrong.

[Hammered]

OK - It seems as if everyone prefers bandwagoning to discussion and debate. This makes me sad, but I would be sadder if blackmyth weresn't me own first choice, as well. I guess that since everyone else thinks it's time to vote that I'll be VOTING: Blackmyth, as well. Yarrr!

[chaucer]

Yarr, why is Blackmyth votin' HSM... arr...? Ye all know, as Coolguy pointed out, that HSM was prrrrroven good. So, I believe I'm'a' gonna vote: Blackmyth, the scallywag.

[PurpleKoopa]

Blackmyth was one vote away from getting lunch.

Oh wait, that should be getting lynched. Nobody was getting any pizza yet.

blackmyth - 5 - (happystickman, Coolguy, Wesley, Hammered, chaucer)
happystickman - 1 - (blackmyth)

It be 6 to walk the plank, or whatever the day scene be.

[regeneratorizer]

VOTE: BlackMyth. The reasons have been stated.




Do a barrel roll.

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates had finished arguing. 6 fingers pointed to blackmyth. The Cap'n flexed his fingers, saying, "Arr, this myth is about to be busted."

"Ooo, good idea," bounced Not A Pirate Mafia Role in glee. "That's a great way to see whether someone's a ghost or not."

Cap'n Koops looked toward an imaginary camera, and said, "Well, this episode we'll be testing whether blackmyth is a ghost or not."

"Right!" said the skeleton. He pulled out a blue chalkboard and started doodling at high-speed a cool logo at that said, "Is blackmyth made of ectoplasm?"

"So how arrr we going to test this?" asked the skeleton.

"Well, we could dunk him into the water, since ectoplasm melts," said the turtle, "But it would be a lot cooler if made an explosion."

Realizing that throwing explosives on the ship deck would probably sink the Rusty Shell, they made blackmyth stand on a raft as they hoisted it by one of the sails. Then they starting throwing dynamite. Several explosions occured, but Blackmyth was unharmed. "Hmm," said the Koopa, "I'd say this myth is... plausible."

"I'm not sure yet. Arrr ye sure those were dynamite and not candles?" said NAPMR. However, the platform blackmyth was standing on was very damaged by the explosives, and crumbled off the rope. However, blackmyth was still in mid-air.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure," said Cap'n Koops. "Myth plausible!"

The other pirates pointed out that blackmyth was floating in mid-air. Blackmyth quickly floated down, claiming he was in the middle of a jump. However, majority ruled and they quickly flung blackmyth overboard before he could float away. Blackmyth reverted to his ghostly form, and started melting.

"Hmm," said Cap'n Koops. "Okay, maybe just ghostbusted."

NAPMR nodded in agreement.

blackmyth/11teenth Mate was confirmed as a ghost, but he himself was busted. He gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/11teenthMate.png


Ye be the 11TEENTH MATE! What number 11teen is, though, is beyond you. But whatever.

However, underneath that friendly exterior, you are a ghoooooost! Your partners are *spoilers!*. Nobody appreciated you when you were alive, mostly because you were such a newcomer, and nobody appreciated it when you died, mostly since they forgot who you were. But now you can get your revenge! You are the head of the ghosts (besides Ectobeard, of course).

Each night, PM me who you want to kill. The next morning, they should probably be dead.

You win when there are an equal amount of nonghost pirates and ghost pirates. PM me if you have any questions!

It be Night 4! Send in yer PMs!ON THE SHIP

Wesley
Coolguy
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger)
blackmyth (lynched DAY 3, ghost/mythbusted, 11teenth Mate/MAFIA!)
It be Night 4! Send in yer PMs!

[blackmyth]

When was julian replaced? I don't like the replacings, unless they are necessary like somebody is going somewhere without internet access for a while. And I'd also like to point out that not posting much was NOT a good reason (among other easily dismissed reasons) to lynch me, nor should it be a good reason to lynch anybody. I would have posted and defended myself against this, but apparently all of these posts took place when I was not online.

Anyway, I'll get my revenge on this ship one way or another. :twisted:

[PurpleKoopa]

Here's why...

Sorry to be posing at 'night', but I need to be replaced. I'm posting right now and my internet was supposed to be takes away fora week yesterday. Bye!

[PurpleKoopa]

Nighttime. Really dark, as usual, except for the moon. The ghosts waited for everyone to leave the main deck, then they started another meeting.

Ectobeard said, "Arr, appears somebody be missin'."

A ghost replied, "Yes, it's..."

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talkin'!" yelled Ectobeard. "What did I tell ye two nights ago?" A ghost tried answering it, but Ectobeard swatted him. "And don't interrupt me monologues! I told ye crew that ye don't get caught! And what do ye do? Get caught! It shames me heart, shames it. It almost be mutiny that way."

"Oh, no, Cap'n!" cried the two remaining members of his ghostly crew.

"Then why do ye get caught?!" roared Ectobeard, but it was of course a rhetorical question. "Honestly, crew. Don't let yer Cap'n down. I want to rid that turtle more than anything. But before we be doin' that, we be gettin' rid of his crew. We've worked hard so far...don't let me down..." Ectobeard almost shed a tear of ectoplasm, and it trickled down his beard.

The ghostly crew sobbed a bit, and one cried, "Yeah, let's do this!"

"For the Cap'n!"

"That's right! Now, let's go see arrr next victim, shall we?"

~~~

A nonghostly pirate was busy mopping the floor of his cabin. He wiped the sweat off his brow, and continued mopping. Usually this pirate was afraid of ghosts, but not tonight. He had his bucket of water ready, ready to melt any undead that visited him tonight.

Two ghosts silently floated through the wall. They snuck toward the mopper, ready to give him the spooking of his life...

Suddenly, the pirate whipped around, holding his wet mop in a kung-fu pose. "All right, ye livin' dead!" he said. "Get out or I'll mop ye into oblivion!" One ghost backed off, but the other drew out a sword and chopped the mop into nice little bits.

"Arr, it be you who should begone now," replied the chuckling ghost.

The pirate turned white with fear. "How.. how.."

"Oh, simple business," the ghost with the sword shrugged. "Ye can't really cut us up, persay, but we can still cut ye into mincemeat!"

The pirate was up against the wall, the ghost drawing nearer, sword pointed straight at him. The pirate realized he still had one weapon left. He grabbed his bucket and threatened the ghost back. However, at this time, his partner came out of the opposite wall, said, "Boo!" and the scared pirate tossed the bucket into the air, and it fell down on top of him, getting his head stuck. He then accidentally slipped on the spill he left, and fell out the window.

The ghosts cackled as the poor pirate floated wes. Oh wait, his name was Wes... he himself floated west. There we go.

Wesley/Swabby Jones fell to his own janitoral equipment. He gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/SwabbyJones.png


Ye be SWABBY JONES! You are, of course, the swabby on the Rusty Shell, and mostly because your name is Swabby. (You would never be allowed if your name was Davy!) Swabbin' is a boring job, but somebody's got to keep the decks in shipshape, since shapes like triangles and squares don't make sense for decks.

You mostly swab the decks of the ship, but you are also allowed to swab other peoples' cabins. Hmm, it would be interesting to see what they have in there!

During the night, PM me with whose cabin you want to swab. While you're swabbin', you will also notice details about their roles, and possibly their alignment.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

Cap'n Koops woke up to find his cabin floor messy. "Hey, I thought arrr swabby was supposed to clean this up!" he complained. He opened his cabin door to find the main deck dirty as well. "This isn't good..."

Not A Pirate Mafia Role carefully walked around the stains and brought out the mop. "As much as I would thank you for doing the floors," said the Cap'n, "That's somebody else's job and he should do it."

NAPMR corrected the Cap'n, "This... was somebody else's job."

"Those no good ghosts got arrr swabby? 'Orrible! Ectobeard will pay bitterly for this!" said the turtle as he raised an angry fist to an empty sky.

"Indeed!" agreed the skeletal pirate. "Although he could pay other ways as well."

The Cap'n thought to himself, and then had a brilliant idea. "NAPMR," he asked NAPMR, "Do we have any spare mops?"

"I think we have about eight more..."

"Perfect!" Cap'n Koops went down to storage, and came back out to bring the mops to his crew. "Gentlemen... and Hammarrred... When ye be bickerin' today, use these to mop up whatever saliva ye be spittin' from bickerin' so much. It will make the deck nice and clean."

The pirates grabbed their mops, and started bickering. Would the Cap'ns plan to get the deck clean work? Stay tuned to find out!

~~~

ON THE SHIP
Coolguy
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
evil clone
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger)
blackmyth (lynched DAY 3, ghost/mythbusted, 11teenth Mate/MAFIA!)
Wesley (died NIGHT 4, bucket for a head, Swabby Jones)
It be Day 4! Tharr be 8 alive, so it be 5 to lynch!

[Wesley]

*Speaks from underwater* Meh, I knew posting my inspections too early were going to kill me. Well, I'm glad I actually did something this game, instead of waiting until I died. Sadly, I was also blocked tonight, so I have no more news. I'm sure that Doublunatic is a role blocker, ether that, or I just happened to be unlucky. I am still suspicious of Coolguy, and dieing when my inspections were looking pretty helpful to the town didn't help that. If I were alive, I think I'd vote him. I've just got a feeling he's mafia, plus the inspection helps. I think Hammered's innocent, but if it turns out I helped a mafia I'll...I'll get very mad! (Well, what else can you do to a mod?) Still, I'm glad I helped. Now, goodbye. *Drowns*

*Revived* Oh, and I almost forgot, the BLUE GLOWING was UN-CLEANABLE. I forgot to mention it when I died. That is all. Really. (I hope) Also, if someone is actually reading this, I got permission to add this tiny bit of info. Back to drowning. *Drowns again*

[happystickman]

Once he was blocked I thought he would be killed tonight. We must figure out who would want Wes gone and Why! Im suspicous of Evil Clone. I dont know why. Its just a nagging feeling.

[Coolguy]

I have to admit, that even Evil Clone posts way more than he has this game. (He posted 15 times in Hammarrred's game, yet he only made one junk post in this game!) I think he may be taking advantage of his usual lurkiness to hide...

And, take a look at this quote from BM's last gasp:

And I'd also like to point out that not posting much was NOT a good reason (among other easily dismissed reasons) to lynch me, nor should it be a good reason to lynch anybody.

He's saying that lurking isn't suspicious! Why's he giving us pointarrrs!?

So, EC, what do you have to say in your defense?

[Hammered]

These people be alive:

Chaucer (formerly Mr.Onion)
Coolguy
ducklegion
evil clone
Hammered
happystickman (formerly julianmh102)
Justin
regeneratorizerThere be 8 people left alive, of which 6 be townies and 2 be mafia. If we make a mistake today and the mafia has a successful lynch tonight, that means 4 townies and 2 mafia, at which point, any mistake would be fatal. We can only make one more mistake, so we need to be very careful. If we get it right this time, we will have a little more breathing room, so let's do this thing.

Now be the time to put everyone onto the magical list of good and evil:

Proven Good

Chaucer - replacement for Mr.O, who started the rtys bandwagon. It seems unlikely that a mafia would have started a bandwagon against one of their own, especially for the first lynch of the game.
Hammered - proven by investigation by Sol Hunt and posted in her last gasp
happystickman - replaced a ninja who inadvertently killed a townie, but, post-replacement, accused me of being mafia, although Sol's post proves me good - neither of these demonstrates quality playing, either pre- or post-replacement, but the fact remains that day vigilante is a townie role, the the ninja is clearly a day vigilanteProbably Good

Coolguy - Sorry, pal, but arrr dear cook (who be proven in the doctarrr role) used his last gasp to say that he was protecting me that night, thus removing you from my completely trustworthy list. However, role claimin' as the doctarrr be too easily disproved when the real doctor chooses to speak out or dies, so I think you probably really believe yourself to be a doctor, which means ye really be one or ye be a quack, which be a role that I think arrr dear cap'n would enjoy givin' ta ye. Ye be too smart a player to falsely role claim such an easily disproved role, at least not that early in the game; I believe ye would do it if ye were a mafia and only needed to get by one more turn for yer team to win, but that be just not the case here, so I still think that ye probably be good.

regeneratorizer - These people voted against Coolguy the day before yesterday: drgamer, Justin, Sol Hunt, Wesley. Three of the four be proven good and Justin be an unknown, but if regen be evil, than I would have thought we would see a bunch of mafia voting for CG, and that obviously nevarrr happened, so he is probably just bein' regen in all of his oddness, and not actually evil.Unknown (and therefore possibly evil)

ducklegion - suspicious of known good people

evil clone - almost entirely lurking

Justin - mostly lurking, but that might be because he is on vacation in Hawail.
So I have now reduced the list of the most suspicous to three, and there are two more mafia to root out. Let's have some discussion here, before we all start voting and we can make an intelligent decision. Remember that only five votes are needed to lynch, so that if three of us vote for a townie, you can bet that the last two mafia will hop right in there. In fact, if a townie is lynched, we can probably move the last two voters over into the very suspicious column.

You might notice that this post is almost the same as my last. That is because we NEED the discussion. Last time people just started voting. I am begging you not to do that again this time. Let's all take some time and think this through.

[happystickman]

Evil Clone Is probolby one of them. Justin may be the outher but im not sure.

[Hammered]

It is more helpful to explain your reasoning than to just say who you think it is. Please describe to us the evidence that led you to this train of thought. If it is just an unsubstantiated opinion, tell us that too, so we know how much weight to give to your opinion.

[happystickman]

Well, Evil clone ONLY POSTED ONCE! And that was to not get replaced. He has to have SOME info to share if he was a townie. He also randomly voted Varkarus becuase Hammered did. He probolby was a Mafia trying to agree with Hammered to not get lynched, Agreeing with Hammered (A townie) will have lowered evil clones suspicion of Mafianese. Also he is not Posting in his on Defense! He is probolby trying to not give away info that could lead us to think he's is Mafia!Justin, Im not sure but ducklegion itn't acting much like a mafia and Justin's the only Suspect left (Alive)

[regeneratorizer]

Alright, Hammered, if you werent inspected, I would be VERY, VERY suspicious of you. You, of all people, should get this!

Coolguy, there are two major peices of evidence against you.

1. You claimed to be a doc protecting Hammered, and yet it was someone else protecting her!

2. Wesley was the JANITOR! Now, Sol didnt find the ecto, im guessing, because she was only peeking into the room. However, a Janitor is more prone to seeing things like that, which is why Wesley got the ectoplasm result. ECTOPLASM IN YOUR ROOM! There is NO WAY you can come up with an excuse for that! The rest of you're excuses have been INCREDIBLY flimsy so far, and the revelation that Wes was a janitor leaves no doubt in my mind that you are, in fact, a mafia.

People, for the love of all that is townieful, VOTE: COOLGUY!

[Coolguy]

2. Wesley was the JANITOR! Now, Sol didnt find the ecto, im guessing, because she was only peeking into the room. However, a Janitor is more prone to seeing things like that, which is why Wesley got the ectoplasm result. ECTOPLASM IN YOUR ROOM! There is NO WAY you can come up with an excuse for that! The rest of you're excuses have been INCREDIBLY flimsy so far, and the revelation that Wes was a janitor leaves no doubt in my mind that you are, in fact, a mafia.


I figured that there was a Mafia framarrr behind that. I'm pretty sure that there'd be more than one Mafia powarrr role (because last time, 2/3 of the Mafia had powarrrs), and we've only found one of the Mafia powarrrs (a roleblockarrr).

[regeneratorizer]

Why on earth would a frame show up on only one inspection? A frame would be useless if it only worked with ONE of the many doctors.

[Coolguy]

Wait, what? The framarrr could've been framing people all game, and they decided to frame me the 2nd night (when Sol and Wes tracked me).

[regeneratorizer]

Ermm.. *Cop, not Doctor. Sorry, meh. But my point still stands: You got inspected by two people in one night, and if the frame showed for Wes, it would have shown for Sol.

[Coolguy]

Hmm... That's a good point, although Wes might have cleaned it up.

Regen, we only have one more free mistake. We should choose from the three Unknowns, not from the people less likely to be evil.

[regeneratorizer]

I will not bother arguing with you; of course you are going to take your own side. However, I am hoping that the others will bother to read the overwhelming evidence against you and vote accordingly.

[Justin]

If I had to vote someone in the list of 3 most best suspects I would go with ducklegion. Evil Clone may be lurking but he lurks in alot of games and as we know from midevil mafia he doesn't get on very often. My lurking is explained in my hawaii trip. Duck in a way is kinda lurking also but he also voted and jumped on alot of townies. I don't know about you but that's much more voting worthy then a little lurking IMO.

I will not be voting yet; it is far too early and we haven't had much talk about duck.

[happystickman]

Im Nearly CERTAIN Evil clone is mafia. Regen is getting more and more suspicous by blaming Coolguy but thats a story for another day. For Now
Vote:Evil Clone

[regeneratorizer]

Cmon, Hammered! Back me up! You know im right, and everyone else wont listen to me!

Happystickman, im suspicious for trying to weed out a mafia? Have you even READ my posts? Ectoplasm IN HIS ROOM. If that is not enough to convict him, I dont know what is! Does he have to come out and say 'Hey! Im a mafia!' for you people to understand? Gah, this is so annoying. Why is everyone so reluctant to vote for the person we have THE MOST EVIDENCE ON?


ECTOPLASM IN HIS ROOM, FOR JICKS SAKE!

[happystickman]

Regen, Coolguy has ONLY HELPED the Townies and have backed up Me and Hammered On multiple occasinals. The ectoplasm was a mafia setup! Coolguy is a townie! Right now you are making me suspicous of YOU! Iff you want to vote out one of the better Mafia players then fine, but once evil clone is out of the way....... Lets just say i'll be watching you.

[regeneratorizer]

HappyStickMan is officially on my 'Mafia' list. The reason should be quite obvious to any sane person.

Also, this has NOTHING TO DO about Coolguy being a good mafia player! It HAS TO DO WITH HIM BEING A MAFIA.


Meh, you wont be persuaded. Oh well, I'll just sit back and wait for the game to end, then, so I can prove to you all that I was right.

[happystickman]

You do that Regen/MAFIA! Evil clone and Regen are the Mafia! Regen been going after Me and Coolguy who are Townies! He is just like Blackmyth!

[Hammered]

HappyStickMan replaced Julian, who was the day vigilante, regen! Day vigilante is a town role, although Julian used it unwisely.

[regeneratorizer]

Ehh, right.. All this switching is confusing. Well, without the support of the rest of the townies, I suppose we wont stand a chance at winning this game.
It surprises me supremely that I seem to be the only one who knows CG is a mafia.

[PurpleKoopa]

So far, Cap'n Koops's plan was going pretty well. The pirates had mopped up several pizza and rum stains. The people under suspicion had helped too - their sweat was also good to use for a mop.

Oh wait, that's not really important right now. What's important is a vote count.

Coolguy - 1 - (regeneratorizer)
evil clone - 1 - (happystickman)

5 to walk the plank!

[Coolguy]

I don't think we're going to get any answarrrs out of EC or DL- They come around on the forum, but they don't post, and I don't think they'll post anytime soon. I think it's time to choose who to lynch.

Right now, I think we should choose from EC or DL. (I'm not including Justin or Regen in this list of prefered lynchees because Justin actually woke up and entarrred the debating, and Regen has evidence supporting him)

Time to add up all the info:

Evil Clone: He's lurking way more than usual and has only come out of hiding to not get replaced (and he voted a nonghostly powarrr role, too).

Ducklegion: Is also lurking way more than usual, but hasn't been hiding as much as EC. He's parrrticipated in a bunch of bandwagons against townies.

Justin: If we lynch EC and he's evil, we have good reason to suspect Justin, because he stood up for EC and went aftarrr DL. Although, if DL is evil, than Justin is probably good. Justin, unlike the otharrrs, has actually woken up, and since lynching from EC or DL will give us a cloo about his role, I'd leave him alone today.

Regen: There's a lot of stuff here. He's constantly going aftarrr me, voted BM dead last, and tried to save arrRTYS the ghost, BUT tharrr's plenty of evidence for him being good, too. (Like how the ghosts didn't all bandwagon to save him, and how BM voted him, although BM voted aftarrr a bunch of other people did) I'd leave Regen alone, and go for one of the otharrrs, as Regen has some evidence supporting him (and lynching one of the otharrrs will help give us a cloo about Justin's team)

I'll let Hammarrred choose- She has the best judgement.

EDIT: Oops, not lynching time yet- Wes said he wanted to edit something into his post and, if PK allows it, it might help.

[evil clone]

i realize i have been lurking alot. but you know that im a pretty bad luker anyways. my character on WoW got banned for reasons that are private and i had to make a new 1. i have to be catching up with my friends.

and if you read my post i only voted the way i did to agree with hammered who is allways right. lynch me if u want. i know you will anyway but for suspecting me

VOTE-coolguy

[Coolguy]

VOTE: Evil Clone

Yarrr, I voted mostly to neutralize the vote on me.

And tharrr be the fact that EC's role will give us infarrrmation about Justin's and Regen's teams. (As Justin protected EC and EC voted the same as Regen)

[ducklegion]

I have very good reasons for lurking...animation.
Anyways Vote:Evil Clone

[Hammered]

Well, that really wasn't as much discussion as I would have liked, but since people have started voting, I may as well be votin' for the member of my list of three who I think be the most suspicious.

VOTE: evil clone

[regeneratorizer]

Well.... It really confuses me how even Hammered does not find Coolguy suspicious..... Even a little bit. But, I suppose I should UNVOTE and VOTE: Evil Clone.

[Justin]

STOP RIGHT THERE.

I am a lyncher on my own side; meaning I am bad at the moment. If I get duck lynched then I become town. It is a BENEFIT to you by voting duck plus there's more evidence towards him.

I rest my case.

VOTE: Ducklegion

[Hammered]

That is interesting, I suppose, but enough votes have already been cast to lynch evil clone. Since nobody is allowed to change their vote once enough votes have been cast to accomplish the lynch, you are encouraging people to cheat. I encourage happystickman, Coolguy, ducklegion, and regeneratorizer to stay with me in the vote for evil clone, lest you be bounced for cheating.

[PurpleKoopa]

Aaaaand that's a lynch! Don't touch that dial!

[PurpleKoopa]

Cap'n Koops observed the floor. It seemed to be a lot cleaner than it was. But that's not important.

The pirates had finished their voting. 5 fingers pointed to evil clone. The Cap'n cut to the chase, and took him right to the plank. From here the questioning started.

"Arr, evil clone. Ye have been found guilty by arrr high standards," said Cap'n Koops. "What do ye have to say for yeself?"

"Well," said the clone, "I would like to say that cloning itself is highly unethical and doing so will not actually make a ghost if the spirit itself is copied..."

"What ye be saying is that ye be a soulless abomination?"

"Umm, maybe, but..."

"Arr, ghosts kill people!" yelled the turtle. "Tharrfore ye be as evil as ye namesake! Walk the plank!" He poked his banana blade closer to him as evil clone starting walking it.

"Smite, smite, smite, smite!" chanted the pirates.

Evil clone held his breath, and leaped in the water, letting 'lo a "Geronimooooo!" He hit the water belly down, which stings like heck providing the fact that he wasn't wearing a shirt. The pirates rained trash and leftover pizza on him as the Rusty Shell sailed off.

Suddenly, Not A Pirate Mafia Role ran out of EC's cabin and onto the main deck. The skeleton cried, "Guys, I checked his cabin... no ectoplasm anywhere."

"Hmm?" hmmed the Cap'n. "Why didn't ye tell us before?"

"Because... umm... I just found out now?"

The Cap'n looked over the stern of the ship, and squinted.

"Is he melting?" asked a pirate.

"Umm, just getting attacked by sharrrrks," replied a somber Cap'n. He sighed and stood in silence. Then he looked at the floor again and was pleased by how clean it was.

evil clone/Cutlass Carl has been Jaws'd. We're gonna need a bigger boat. He gets a last gasp.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/CutlassCarl.png


Ye be CUTLASS CARL! You speak softly, but carry a big sword. Okay, you yell a lot. And it's a sword. Still!

You have no special powers, except the almighty vote, and the fact that you don't need to wear a shirt.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

It be Night 5!

ON THE SHIP
Coolguy
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
Hammered
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger)
blackmyth (lynched DAY 3, ghost/mythbusted, 11teenth Mate/MAFIA!)
Wesley (died NIGHT 4, bucket for a head, Swabby Jones)
evil clone (lynched DAY 4, shark attacked, Cutlass Carl)

It be Night 5! Send in yer PMs!

[PurpleKoopa]

It was a dark and stormy night. The ghosts took out umbrellas as they headed out onto the deck, seeing how they would melt. Ectobeard was thankful of not getting caught again, but then the ghosts planned a special target for tonight...

~~~

Now it was a bright and sunny morning. Cap'n Koops woke up. He looked around the room. Suddenly, he found something amiss. He ran out of his cabin, rang a bell, and yelled, "Everyone! We have to get to a pit stop!"

Not A Pirate Mafia Role climbed out of a barrel, and yawned, "What's all the noise about?"

"Never mind that, lad!" said the Cap'n. He pointed out to an island in the distance. "Ye see that island over tharr? I know it's not Isla de la Tortuga, but we have to get over tharr immediately!"

The pirates got straight up and started heading toward the island.

~~~

On the island, a pet store owner was cleaning up his shop. Cap'n Koops walked right in and asked, "Hello, I wish to registarr a complaint." The owner kept cleaning, so the Cap'n asked again, "Hello, miss?"

"What do you mean, miss?" replied a flustered pet store owner.

"Sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!"

"We're... uh... closing for lunch."

"You'll delay lunch unless ye want a fierce banana blade down yer windpipe!" yelled the Cap'n as he swung his blade back and forth. He then pulled up a bird cage, with a red parrot inside. "I wish to make a complaint about this parrot I purchased not three weeks ago from this very boutique."

The owner looked at the parrot. "Oh, the Tortugan Red," he observed, not counting the fact that there are no parrots native to Isla de la Tortuga. "What's wrong with it?"

"I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"

"No, it's resting."

"Look here. I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now."

"It's not dead! It's resting!" The owner tried to get off topic some more. "Remarkable bird, the Tortugan Red, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"

"The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead."

"NO! It's resting!"

The Cap'n sighed. "Well, if it's resting, I'll wake it up." He then proceeded to yell at the parrot. "HELLO, PEGGY PARROT! I GOT A NICE FRESH CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU IF YOU WAKE UP!"

The pet store owner hit the cage. "There, it moved."

"It didn't move!" protested the turtle. "That was you hitting the cage." The Cap'n then took the bird out of the cage, threw it on the counter. It was motionless. He threw it up in the air and it plummeted on the floor. "Now that's what I call a dead parrot."

"No, no, it's stunned."

"STUNNED?!"

"Yeah, you stunned it just as you were waking it up. Tortugan Reds stun easily."

Cap'n Koops slammed his fist down on the counter. "That's enough of this. This parrot is definitely deceased."

"It's probably pining for the fjords."

"It's not pining! It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It's pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!!" The Cap'n inhaled. "THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

Silence. The pet owner shrugged. "Well, umm... have you been around any signs of paranormal activity?"

"Why, yes," the turtle said. "I have."

"Well, there's your problem, g'uv."

The Cap'n moaned. "I guess you're right there. I'll be on my way then." He left the store and headed back to the Rusty Shell.

On arriving at the ship, he noticed most of the rum was gone. Maybe she was just hammered, he thought to himself.

Hammered/Peggy the Parrot is an ex-parrot. She gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/PeggyParrot.png


Ye be PEGGY THE PARROT! Squawk! You lost your legs when you thought that a shark's fin made a good perch. However, with peg legs, you can't really sit on perches anymore - no grip!

You are friends with the crows in the crow's nest, but they only allow you to stay two nights on this voyage. You can do perfectly fine in a cage in the Cap'n's room for a while, right?

During the night, you may PM me if you want to stay in the crow's nest. The ghosts usually check the Cap'n's room, and they won't check the crow's nest, so you will be safe from night attacks. You can only do this two nights in the game, and you can not do it on subsequent nights.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!~~~

It be Day 5!

ON THE SHIP
Coolguy
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger)
blackmyth (lynched DAY 3, ghost/mythbusted, 11teenth Mate/MAFIA!)
Wesley (died NIGHT 4, bucket for a head, Swabby Jones)
evil clone (lynched DAY 4, shark attacked, Cutlass Carl)
Hammered (died NIGHT 5, gone to met 'er maker, Peggy the Parrot
It be Day 5! Tharr be 6 alive, so it be 4 to lynch!

Oh, and beware, guys. If ye lynch a townie, the ghosts will probably kill someone tonight. That also means the ghosts will win. So be's careful!

[chaucer]

Farewell, Hammered, wherever you may fare. We will miss your help.

[Hammered]

Yarrrrr! Dead men tell no tales, but I be a bird, not a man!

These people arrr left alive:

Chaucarrr (replaced Mr.Onion)
Coolguy
ducklegion
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)
Justin
regeneratarrrizarrrJustin be a lyncher who wants to get ducklegion lynched. Lynchers are on their own side, although he may revert to town after DL is lynched, as he says. Lynchees be townies. Neither of them is mafia.

Happystickman replaced julian who was a vigilante. Vigilantes e townies. He is not mafia.

Chaucarrr replaced Mr.Onion, who led the first bandwagon against a mafia (rtys) which would have been very foolish for a mafia to do. He probably be a townie.

That leaves only two people, two very clever people who have been squabbling and pointing their fingers at one another all game. They believe that if the town discovers somehow that one of them is mafia that the other one will escape detection and win the game. Their arguments were so convincing that they were both on my probably good list for quite a while, but neither of them be there any longer.

Coolguy claimed to be protecting me, probably because he be afraid of me. He came up with the quack idea as a defense for when he be discovarrred, but I subsequently larrrned that what I saw that first night be a role block, not a protection, so my defense of him be mistaken. He got very lucky that I could fly, since it fit in with his open window, but that blue glow means he has to go. He is going to be mad at me for posting this, but if you have an ounce of sense: VOTE: Coolguy first.

Sure it takes 4 votes to lynch, but Regen will probably vote with 3 of you, to stick with his cover story. In any case, his vote will tell you nothing, and you can go ahead and vote him out on the next round.

Don't worry about the lyncher - the town's role is as it always is: get rid of the mafia and you win.

Remember the Blue Glow. Remember the open window. Remember that Coolbuy himself said he was Ectobeard's brother. Get rid of the Spookguy and his Rehaunterizer pal and we can still win. Don't make another mistake or we lose. You know what to do. I am counting on all of you, my fellow flesh and blood pirates.

Yarrr! I'm off! I was able to get a gig playing a stuffed shouldarrr parrrrot over on KoL! Don't forget, get rid of Coolguy first, then regeneratorizer!
P.S. I have suspected Coolguy for a few days now. I left him on my probably good list so he would think that I wouldn't go after him.

[happystickman]

Well, I didnt want to do this, and I think Regen WAY more suspicous but....... Hammered's Last Gasp gave some info that has me to believe I have to ..... Vote:Coolguy

[Coolguy]

Well, I'm about to be lynched by a Hammered post. :shock: After this lynch we lose this game, but I might as well toss in the vote for the person I find the most suspicious. VOTE: Regen

[regeneratorizer]

Hammered's Last Gasp gave some info that has me to believe I have to ..... Vote:Coolguy

This is confirmation that nobody ever reads my post. EVERYTHING SHE SAID IN HER LAST GASP, I HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL GAME LONG!!! WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO ME?!?!?

Of course I am going to VOTE: Coolguy.

Y'know, it makes me pretty sad that I have been trying to help the townies ALL GAME LONG and telling you all to VOTE COOLGUY OFF, and Hammered is the one who convinced you. It also makes me sad that you would think I am a mafia. THINK ABOUT IT! Hammered even said that when CG said he was my brother, that it was his COVER STORY. COVER STORY. COVER STORY. Once more, COVER STORY. One for the road. COVER. STORY. IT IS A COVER STORY! NOTHING ELSE COOLGUY HAS SAID WAS TRUE IN HIS COVER STORY, WHY WOULD THIS PARTICULAR PART BE TRUE?

Excuse me while I go pull my hair out.

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Thanks to you all, now I am prematurely bald.

[chaucer]

I think Coolguy be a baddy. vote: Coolguy

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates had been voting quickly after the dead parrot incident. NAPMR, as always, took count.

Coolguy - 3 - (happystickman, regeneratorizer, chaucer)
regeneratorizer - 1 - (Coolguy)

4 to walk the plank!

[happystickman]

TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Unvote

I need more proof on to pick Regen or Coolguy! Help me pick guys!

[Coolguy]

http://hamumu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113690&postcount=70

That post has plenty of reasoning that I don't feel like re-posting.

EDIT: And since then, Regen voted DEAD LAST for Blackmyth.

[regeneratorizer]

Coolguy claimed to be protecting me, probably because he be afraid of me. He came up with the quack idea as a defense for when he be discovarrred, but I subsequently larrrned that what I saw that first night be a role block, not a protection, so my defense of him be mistaken. He got very lucky that I could fly, since it fit in with his open window, but that blue glow means he has to go. He is going to be mad at me for posting this, but if you have an ounce of sense: VOTE: Coolguy

Yeah, this pretty much speaks for itself. But, yknow, go ahead and vote me anyways, so I can be done with it. Im tired of trying to lead the townies to a victory, and its WAY too stressful trying to deal with you all.

[ducklegion]

Vote Coolguy

[happystickman]

Well, Im going to have to Vote:Coolguy

[Coolguy]

Curses, foiled again!

Oh, well, at least I get to be an ottarrr.

We'll still win, you scurvy living pirates! (Yeah, right.) I only wish I'd lived long enough to eat the Cap'n's banana blade. Yarrrr...

[Justin]

Once again you guys lynch waaaaaay too fast and I don't get a chance to talk or vote.

Hammered; you are forgetting that PK always has sneaky twists, the lynchee being a mafia might be one of them. Too late now though.

[PurpleKoopa]

Aaaaaand that's a lynch! Don't touch that dial... again. Thanks.

[PurpleKoopa]

Fish swam about in the water as Not A Pirate Mafia Role was busy catching some. Just then, four fingers pointed toward Coolguy. He shuddered as Cap'n Koops came in to interrogate.

"Well, Coolguy," said the Cap'n, "Ye admit to being the brother of Ectobeard."

"Yeah," said Coolguy, "But that doesn't mean I'm with him or anything."

"Good point," replied Koops. He scratched his chin, and said, "Well, I guess that's means yer scot free."

Suddenly, Not A Pirate Mafia Role caught something with the fishing hook. He hauled it in. It was the strangest fish caught, mostly because it was a book. The pirates gathered around in interest. The skeleton opened this book he had caught, and somehow the pages stayed dry.

"Hey, it's a pirate history book!" noted NAPMR. "We can look up anything... how vikings came to enjoy SPAM... the great battle of ninjas and pirates..." The pirates looked in amazement at this find, and started listening as NAPMR reading throughly. Coolguy, however, wasn't listening. He was sneaking off.

But the Cap'n tugged on Coolguy's beard, and he was pulled back to the pirate crowd. The turtle then told his familiar, "Arr... look up the collapse of Ectobeard's ship!"

Not A Pirate Mafia Role flipped through, and found the section. After some reading, he said, "The cannonball fired by the Rusty Shell hit the captain of the Future Dead, and his brother... it knocked them both into the sea..."

"Ah ha!" said the Cap'n, pointing a finger toward Coolguy. "The Future Dead was Ectobeard's ship... well, before he was called Ectobeard, anyway... and ye were on it, ye scurvy dog!"

"No, no!" Coolguy protested. "It must have been some other brother."

Not A Pirate Mafia Role flipped to a biography of the ghostly captain, and read, "He only had one sibling..."

"The history books arrr wrong!" Coolguy yelled again. But Not A Pirate Mafia Role beaned him over the head with the soggy book. The wetness of the book caused the top of Coolguy's head to melt. At this time, all of the pirates knew he was a ghost, and started tossing him overboard. However, Coolguy held on tight with his beard.

"I'll take care of this!" cried one pirate, as he took out a sword and gave Coolguy a clean shave. Of course, without a beard to hold onto, he fell into the deep blue. The pirates then cheered and gave each other high fives as they headed into their cabins.

"Arr," arred Cap'n Koops, "It sure was fortunate ye fished up that book."

The skeleton turned to the front of the book. It read, "Property of Chris the Kraken". Cap'n Koops went into his cabin while NAPMR stayed up a bit longer, reading. He figured that maybe he could find the other tentacle.

Just then, a big tentacle ascended from the depths, and grabbed the book straight from the hands of NAPMR. It then returned into the deep blue. NAPMR cursed a sailor's curse at the tentacle, then hopped into his barrel for a good night's sleep.

Coolguy/White Beard experienced a close shave. But he melted anyway. He gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/WhiteBeard.png


Ye be WHITE BEARD!

However, underneath that olden exterior, you are a ghoooooost! Your partners are *spoilers!*. You are actually the brother of Ectobeard, which is why you look so similar to him. You hope that nobody catches on...

You do NOT send me the night kill. Only send it if *spoiler* dead. Oh wait, you're ghosts, you're already dead... Well, you get the gist of it!

You win when there are an equal amount of nonghost pirates and ghost pirates. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

It be Night 6!

ON THE SHIP
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
regeneratorizer
Justin
ducklegion
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger)
blackmyth (lynched DAY 3, ghost/mythbusted, 11teenth Mate/MAFIA!)
Wesley (died NIGHT 4, bucket for a head, Swabby Jones)
evil clone (lynched DAY 4, shark attacked, Cutlass Carl)
Hammered (died NIGHT 5, gone to met 'er maker, Peggy the Parrot)
Coolguy (lynched DAY 5, sword shaved, White Beard/MAFIA!)
It be Night 6!

[PurpleKoopa]

Only two ghosts gathered on the main deck that night. Ectobeard, and his lone minion. Ectobeard sighed. "As much as I would like to give another rant, I can't," he said.

"Why not, Cap'n?" asked the lone minion.

"Well, then this would be more like me firin' ye," he answered. "And frankly, yer me last hope."

"I'll do me best, sir," saluted the ghost. And he headed out ready to spook someone.

~~~

A pirate was sleeping a piratey sleep, when someone knocked on his door. Groggily, he got up and questioned, "Who's tharr?"

"Yo, J!" said the person on the other side. "This is your agent."

The pirate yawned, "Can't ye Hollywood people cut me some slack? I'm on me timeshare break here..."

The person on the other side said, "It... uh... it's about yer paycheck?"

The pirate smiled greedily. He started opening the door as he said, "Come right on..."

However, the person behind the door was a ghost! The pirate gasped, and reached for a jar of pepper. He sprayed it on the ghost, who then sneezed some ectoplasm. The ectoplasm flew straight towards the pirate, who didn't dodge.

"Ah! I've got this goo in me hair!" he cried. "Maybe it's shampoo... I do want to look good... But, ah!"

The ectoplasm dripped down his face and got into his eyes. He couldn't see where he was going, so he walked right out the window and fell into the blue.

"Heh heh," the ghost said. "He should have ducked."

ducklegion/Jack Pigeon confused ghostly substance for hair care products. He gets a last gasp.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/PurpleKoopa/JackPigeon.png


Ye be JACK PIGEON! You hail from the Carry-Beans Islands, but that's just what you say. You really hail from Hollywood! Yep, your movies with Elizabeth Duck and William Twister have been a huge hit so far. Some say you are a skeleton, but that curse is over, and some say you died in your second movie, and thus are dead and a ghost, but seriously, it's just a movie! Although you do have a sneaking suspicion that somewhere, the Kraken is coming, and he might have already came...

You have no special powers, except the almighty vote, and your many agents, your contract, and your fangirls.

You win when all of the nasty ghostly pirates are rid from the ship. PM me if you have any questions!

~~~

The pirates took another roll call as morning began. Ducklegion, of course, was missing. Not A Pirate Mafia Role ran out of his cabin, carrying his movie contract.

"Arr, at least it was just that movie guy," said Cap'n Koops. "He didn't even give me an autograph!"

NAPMR asked, "Cap'n, don't ye have something important to say this morning?"

"Oh yeah," he said. The turtle announced to the crew, "Fellow pirates! Tonight possibly be the last day of arr voyage. However, we still have work to do. If we be lynchin' a ghost tonight, we win, as the only one left will be that sworn Ectobeard. However, if'n we be lynchin' a nonghostly pirate, they'll get one tomorrow, and we'll lose. So be's careful again. Ye got that, crew?"

And the final day of bickering began.

~~~

It be Day 6!


ON THE SHIP
Chaucer (replaced Mr.Onion)
regeneratorizer
Justin
happystickman (replaced julianmh102)IN THE LOCKER

WackieWatty (died NIGHT 1, got up on wrong side of bed, Procrastination Pirate)
rtys (lynched DAY 1, mousetrapped, Bilge Rat/MAFIA!)
AtkinsSJ (died NIGHT 2, no livin' la vida loca, Beany Bill)
drgamer (daykilled DAY 2, ninja'd, Short John Platinum)
Sol Hunt (replaced PlasmaCannonsRule) (died NIGHT 3, fear the spear, Puppet Pirate)
varkarrus (modkilled DAY 3, quoted Role PM, Jolly Roger)
blackmyth (lynched DAY 3, ghost/mythbusted, 11teenth Mate/MAFIA!)
Wesley (died NIGHT 4, bucket for a head, Swabby Jones)
evil clone (lynched DAY 4, shark attacked, Cutlass Carl)
Hammered (died NIGHT 5, gone to met 'er maker, Peggy the Parrot)
Coolguy (lynched DAY 5, sword shaved, White Beard/MAFIA!)
ducklegion (died NIGHT 6, should've ducked, Jack Pigeon)It be Day 6! Tharr be 4 alive, so 3 to lynch!

This be the final day of Pirate Mafia. The final rules arr simple - lynch a ghost for town win, lynch a town for ghost win. Easy!

[happystickman]

What do you know. Good Olde Coolguy was a Mafia. We have little suspects now and also 1 chance,so we have to be careful. I suspect Regen. My reasons are in Hammereds Last Gasp.

[Coolguy]

DOn'T worry, fellow living ghosT! REmembeR our Sekrit code? I'm Passing on sekrit information noW!!! Those foolish liviNg People wIll neveR leArn our super-fanTastical amazing super sEkritS! PowArrr to the daRk foRces Of spookiness and overly long gloaTing poStS that totally unQUestIonably Don't have SEKRIT codes in them!!! MwAhaha! Now, Down with Goodguys! Hahaha! Obey SupernaTural entitieS!!!

P.S.- Clookies for Jamul for letting me ''borrow'' the password idea.
P.S.S.- Don't lynch my buddy, because that would hurt my poor wittle (evil) feewings.
P.S.S.S.- My buddy is The Emperor Master

[ducklegion]

little buddy you say?
I would suspect Regen townies!
I dont have anything else to say.

[chaucer]

Yarr, don't ye say we should here Regenarrratarrrizarrr's starrry first? We need to be carrrrrrrreful.

[happystickman]

Well, Now that Coolguys done, Im going to lynch and also Vote: Regen

[Justin]

Stop voting right away HSM without thinking.

[happystickman]

If you want me too Ill Unvote but I have thinking and Hammereds been thinking. Either Justin or Regen are Mafia. Justins has not been acting suspicous and neither has Chaucher. Regen the Wise choice.

[regeneratorizer]

Really? I have been against CG for all the game! Please, im going to have to try to resolve this conflict you have with me for the good of the town, why exactly do you find me suspicious? I just dont get it.

We have to be careful and wait until the last minute to lynch, because this is the last day!

Furthermore, we have a list of players alive so far, but who are the proven good ones again? Im too lazy to go back and check. :P. Inspection of whoever is not proven goods post should provide some clue to their stance.

About Hammered last gasp: I think she was just acting in the moment. It would have been genius for me and CG to do what she said for the whole game, but I am not a mafia, and frankly, even if I was CGs mafia buddy, we arent smart enough to come up with that. :P.

I know HSM is innocent(Isnt he on the proven good list?), that makes two townies(Me and HSM), meaning either Chaucer or Justin are evil. Im not sure. Its a tough choice, both of them discouraged voting me, which a mafia would have usually voted me along with HSM, because they had a good reason.

However, there is a distinct difference between their posts.

Chaucer said 'Yarr, don't ye say we should here Regenarrratarrrizarrr's starrry first? We need to be carrrrrrrreful.' . Now, this would indicate that he is good to me, however, he probably knew that yall were going to vote me anyways.

Justin said 'Stop voting right away HSM without thinking.'. Now, this is a VERY good thing for him. If I were a mafia(and not me, heh), I would have voted Regen along with HSM. However, he forced HSM to unvote me.

Im thinking Justin is a townie, and Chaucer is the last Ghost. A mafia probably wouldnt force someone to unvote a townie, especially since it only takes 3 votes to lynch, yet I can see a mafia saying 'We should hear Regens story first' to try to look innocent. This is why I am VOTE: CHAUCERing.

EDIT: I have also found that, going back through, since Chaucer replaced someone at night, he had a PMing role, which makes him all the more suspicious to me.

[Justin]

" EDIT: I have also found that, going back through, since Chaucer replaced someone at night, he had a PMing role, which makes him all the more suspicious to me. "

That's some pretty darn good evidence; I will wait for Chaucer's response before voting though.

[happystickman]

Note Everyone, that Mr.Onion/Chaucer started the band wagon aganst Rtys. A Mafia wouldn't do that would they?

[regeneratorizer]

Actually, thats a fairly common thing to do, especially on the first day. Note that he didnt even have any real evidence(Which is what drove me crazy, I was trying to figure out why he would vote RTYS like that. Now I know its because he was a mafia). If he votes off a fellow mafia, he will seem less suspicious to us.

Also, I just realized. Since there are four people alive, and three votes needed to kill, we will need the cooperation of the WHOLE town. We cant be divided when it comes to votes, otherwise the day wont end. So im willing to hear any observations or objections you may have, and will consider them heavily, because, this being the last day, we all have to work together. So if you have any doubts, by all means, let me know.

EDIT: Hey, I just had an idea that may or may not further my suspicions on Chaucer.

Its the last day - one way or the other, someones going to win. Which means, it wont matter what our roles are. So, I know that HSM is the Ninja-Pirate, and that I am the Old Pirate AKA Viking. Justin, seeing as it wont matter now, would you mind role claiming? I totally understand if you dont want to, however, this may help us immensely.

[Justin]

I claimed recently, look back a page or so.

[happystickman]

Yah, he is a Lycher. He needed to kill Ducklegion to become town.

[chaucer]

Regen, why would I be the last ghost, considering that I (in a past form) have started a bandwagon against one of my own on the first lynch? I would expect better from you, Regen. I thought you wanted to survive the whole game! Anyway, I'm not the last ghost. Know that! If this keeps on, I guess I'll role claim, but not yet...

[happystickman]

I didnt think you were Chauncer. I think Regen's the Mafia but we need to think more

[Justin]

Regen, why would I be the last ghost, considering that I (in a past form) have started a bandwagon against one of my own on the first lynch?
To make yourself look innocent.

I guess I'll role claim, but not yet...

Why should you be afraid?

Oh and regen; my role name is BAAHCCANEER.

[chaucer]

Okay, we have four people left:
Chaucer
Regeneratorizer
Justin
Happystickman

Mafia left:
1

Town left:
3

Now, a vote has been placed on me, but was generally disagreeable.
However, a vote was put on Regen as well. Justin instantly forced Happystickman to undo this.

This makes me think that Justin must know that Regen is innocent, but I don't know.

Regen, you really seem like you want me lynched. Yes, I (sort of) started the bandwagon against Rtys, but that doesn't necesarily make me a mafia/ghost. If you ask me, all this money (I'm the Doublunatic) should make me a bit more innocent looking. Meh. I think that the Baahccaneer seems like the most ghostly role. I mean, come on! He has a harpoon gun! Sounds mafia-like to me! However, Vikings aren't exactly peaceful... Then again, neither is Ninja-Pirate... and I suppose that a moneybags could go bad, too. Right now, I want to say that the last mafia is either Regen or Justin. But I will still hold my vote.

[PurpleKoopa]

NAPMR wrote out a very short vote count.

chaucer - 1 - (regeneratorizer)

3 to lynch!

Oh, and on an unrelated note, this game has lasted 22 days! Wow.

[Justin]

How is a harpoon gun strange for a lyncher?

[regeneratorizer]

Wow, this is quite..... interesting. I did not expect this. All along I thought that the Doublunatic was a townie and the Baahcaneer was a mafia.

Im going to review the topic carefully now, and try to find anything interesting. I will post when I am done scanning.

[happystickman]

I have a question for chauncer. Was the role block of Wesley on purpose of was it a random pick?

[chaucer]

Well, I don't know who Chauncer is, but what?

[happystickman]

Anyway, I was, however, locked in my room by someone. Someone who had a gold coin... Shiny...


Being the Doublotict or whatever you locked Wesley in his Room. Was it on purpose or did PurpleKoopa pick it a random?

[chaucer]

Oh, that. Well, on that night, I was at a loss for how to use my role. So, I just chose the guy who was on the top of the list at the beggining of night four.

[happystickman]

Oh I see. Well right now Im suspicous, so im going to Vote:Regen

[chaucer]

Well, Regen is on my suspect list... I think I will Vote: Regeneratorizer.

EDIT: Oh, Justin: I was just saying. Okay, Regen is guaranteed to be the mafia. I'm but a simple role blocker. Justin is a lyncher. Happystickman is the ninja, which could be anything. What exactly does the ninja pirate do?

[regeneratorizer]

You know, I had a HUGE post all lined up, but then I scrapped it all when I realized this:

The Doublunatic is a mafia! I dont know how I didnt catch this, but I just now saw it: Remember back when the cop was killed? The cop who had roleclaimed cop the day before he died? The very next night, he was stuck in his room by a coin. A coin was stuck in his door, and he couldnt get out, and couldnt do the inspection. That same night, he was killed. The Doublunatic being a role-blocker, and since there was a coin, it is obvious that the Doublunatic knowingly blocked the cop.

I ask you this questions:

Would a townie knowingly block a cop?

Chaucer is who claimed as a Roleblocker.

My case is rested, and I VOTE: Chaucer once more.

EDIT: Dang, a lot of posts happened since mine. Chaucer, HSM was proven good, and yet you seem to keep trying to cast suspicion on to him...?

[happystickman]

I can kill one person during the day. I (sortta) already used it.

NOTE: If Justin agrees with us the games over.

[chaucer]

Okay, listen, sometimes, I just kinda... skim. I didn't know who was a cop. Sometimes I have to use random choosing, and I just chose that person.

EDIT: I'm not trying to make HSM suspicious, I'm just inquiring to his role actions. Well, there we go.

[happystickman]

I believe Chaucer. Justin! Please Vote Regen!

[chaucer]

We're begging you! Justin! You're the townies' last hope!!! Unless, of course, you're the last mafia/ghost...

[regeneratorizer]

Another peice of evidence I found: Hammered was blocked after being proven good by Sol! Now, why would he block Hammered after being proven good? I'll tell you why: He is a mafia!

HSM, Im not sure what it will take for you to trust me, but I am trying to gain that trust. We cannot win this game unless we trust each other!

[chaucer]

Okay, Regen: the whole game lies within the hands of Justin. If he votes you, it's a lynch. If he votes me, I can only expect that HSM will as well, considering it would otherwise be a tie vote.

[regeneratorizer]

I can only hope he makes the right choice.

[happystickman]

Nevermind. I broke this promise A minute latter

[regeneratorizer]

Well, thats nice. /sigh.

Anyways, Chaucer, I have to ask... WHY did you block Hammered? Why did you block the cop? Thats two known townies you have blocked, and you have yet to explain in your last post yet.

Also, HSM, I ask you again: What do I do to earn your trust? This game is important to me; I have never survived this long! I want to go the whole game, and the mafia winning would mean I would lose, too. I have nothing to gain from lying to you. So what do I have to do?

[happystickman]

Well Regen seems desperate. Im going to Unvote

[chaucer]

VITAL ERROR: What if you are a mafia? /VITAL ERROR

I blocked Hammered because... well, again, I don't know who to choose!

HSM! NO! I've nothing to gain by fooling you either. If Regen's that desperate, I'll Unvote as well, I suppose. Happy now? I have one vote, you have none. But I'm going to vote you again if Justin does. This day is getting nowhere!

[happystickman]

Right now Im very confused. I have no Idea who to pick now. Everyone seems trustable. Help!

[chaucer]

I'll help: Just vote regen and wait for Justin to come an do the same!

[happystickman]

Um... I not ready to vote again THAT quickly

[regeneratorizer]

I have only two thigns to say at this point. Three, really:
First, thanks for unvoting me. I really appreciate that.

Secondly, Chaucer, thats TWO PEOPLE that were PROVEN TOWNIES you blocked on the EXACT SAME NIGHT they got killed! If you ask me, thats some very, VERY amazing ''Skimming''.

Thirdly; HSM, if you are confused about who to vote for, I have advice. Wait for Justin. Justin has no alliances here, I dont think he has any gbrudge against any one of us, so he is a fair judge. Let him review the evidence, and we shall vote along with him...

Justin, this whole game rides on your shoulders.

[happystickman]

Ill do that. And you are welcome

[Justin]

Regen had stated many things regarding what Chaucer has done and all Chaucer has responded with is 'it was all random'. There's too little evidence towards Regen; sorry Chaucer but you have way too much compared to Regen.

If Regen is the mafia which I highly doubt then GREAT JOB REGEN.

VOTE: Chaucer

[PurpleKoopa]

The pirates almost had a victim ready...

chaucer - 2 - (regeneratorizer, Justin)
regeneratorizer - 1 - (chaucer)

3 to lynch!

[happystickman]

Well, Since both of you seem trustworthy and if I vote Regen or Justin this game wont be ending soon, I go to end this game by Vote:Chaucering