Varkarrus's RPG

[varkarrus]

Rules: Join as any race and any class, so long as it's not too insane or powerful. What I say goes, so no godmodding. Not like
You: I go in the forest and find an orc fortress
DM: Ummmm....

Furthermore, no argueing

DM: You don't find an orc fortress
You: Yes I did!

Also, don't try to kill things in 1-hit, this puts me in an awkward position

You: I chop off his head with my sword

And don't do too much in 1 post

You: First I do this, then that, then I find an orc fortress and chop off his head and blah blah blah blah...


Any Joiners?

Joiner.................Lv...............Race...... .........Class.................In-game Name
Grim3vil................1...............????...... ..........Berserker............Maceo
Mr.Onion..............1...........Zombie Dragon.......Wizard...............Unnamed currently
Happystickman......1..............Stickman........ ....Rogue...............Happystickrogue
blackmyth.............1..............Greek God............God..................Zeus
Cheeselord............1..........Cheese person......Cheese summoner...Cheesyone
Plasmacannonsrule..1........Solar-lizard-man......Solar Gunner.........Solarcannonsrule

[grim3vil]

joiner: maceo lv: 50 race: beserker in game name: grim3vil

[Mr.Onion]

Level 32 Zombie Dragon Wizard.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

This should be in Making Dumb Games.

[AtkinsSJ]

No, he's not making a game, merely setting-up an old-school pen-and-paper RPG.

[Mr.Onion]

Without setting any limits, like I did. :p

[happystickman]

Joiner.Lv 37. Stickman. Rogue. Happystickrogue

[varkarrus]

Except they should level 1. Sorry. Didn't think that needed posting.

I'll add you in a jiffy, and start you out...

Happystick Rogue, You start out in the stick dimention. There are portals all over the city you're in to the the real world. Incidently enough, they are all peices of paper. You are walking and you see a shaded-in alley. You also see a shop selling 2-for-1 pet smileys, and a doodle poodle doing a doodle piddle on a fire hydrant.

Nameles zombie dragon wizard, you start out in a graveyard where you were just resserected by a ebil necromancer/warlord multiclass. You are chained to the ground. You also feel very hungry and angry.

Maceo, Berserker is a class, not a race.

[happystickman]

I will go see how much the smilys are.;)

[varkarrus]

Each one appears to be a pet. There's a Happy smiley, a sad smiley, a angry smiley, and a lauging smiley. Each smiley costs 25 gp. You also have 100 gp, and 1 diamond in case (everyone does). There are others, but you can't afford them AND you're too low level too control them.

A WORD ON PETS: In battle, you can only have 2 at a time. If they are defeated, they will leave the battle and hide, but they will remain with you while not in a battle.

[happystickman]

Ill get the happy smily and go into the nearest portal

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Could I still join?

[Mr.Onion]

I will break the chains, and if the wizard is still around, I will kill him.

[blackmyth]

Greek God - God - Zeus

And if that's not allowed.

Unknown - Dark Knight/Dark Mage - Dood

[Mr.Onion]

Greek God - God - Zeus
Rofl! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

varkarrus hasn't been online for about a day.

[CheeseLord]

I would like to join.
Race: Cheese/Human hybrid
Class: Cheese summoner
Name: Cheesyone

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Meh. I'll enter my Race and Class

Race: Solar Lizard-man
Class: Solar Gunner
Name: SolarCannonsRule
Homeland: The Sand Dunes of the planet Nufnus XI.

[varkarrus]

First. You buy a happy smiley leaving you with 75 gp. The happy smiley is happy. Out of the dark alley comes a Doodle. The doodle is a badly drawn stickman, even by stickman standards. No wonder he turned to a life of crime...

Doodle: 20/25

You: 30/30

Happy smiley: 20/20

Happy smiley shoots a thunderball at Doodle, doing 5 damage, before you had noticed the Doodle was coming.

You look in your pack to see what weapons you have. You find a swiftsword (fast sword) , a sucking shield (sucks in projectiles), and 3 stickbadges (summon powerful stickmen to the battle). You know a normal fighting stance, a defensive fighting stance, and an offensive fighting stance that hinders your defense.

[CheeseLord]

Is this battle just HSM, or can I summon cheese to help?

[happystickman]

I attack with my sword and after that I quickly pull out my sheild to protect myself.

[varkarrus]

Happystickrogue: The doodle gets angry or possibly drunk and turns into his trademark scribble. One of the miasmas shoots at you. The smiley jumps to the ground, and runs, keeping low, closer to the doodle.

Doodle: 17/25

You: 50/50

Smiley: 25/25

Dragon: The wizard starts trying to tame you by shooting weakening blasts at you, but soon, some paladins come and destroy some of the cultists. The necromancer dissappears, leaving you to fight the paladins

Paladin leader: 15/15
Paladin: 10/10
Paladin: 10/10

You: 50/50

Cheesyone, you are in the famous cheese mines of Ugoslovakia. You have been placed as a gaurd. You are not in this battle with him, but you will all meet up in the end and start a guild.

Zeus, you are sitting on your pantheon. You see two mortals fighting over a peice of pie

Maceo, I still need to hear from you

Sorry about not being on for a while. This is harder to maintain than I thought. Now hiring Dms to help me out. There is a limit to 4 dms at a time including me. You can resign at any time if you want.

Joiners

-------Me------
---Cheeselord---
-happystickman-
-----Demize-----

[CheeseLord]

I'll join, although I would guess I cannot be my own DM.

[happystickman]

I will! I likie to do stuff like this. I also will make by smily attack and will atack at the same time with my sword.

[blackmyth]

I make the peice of pie grow to the size of the car, and make it come alive and fight the mortals.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I did sign up........

[Julian]

I'll be a DM!

[CheeseLord]

Can I adventure while the battle is going on?

[varkarrus]

Darn it. I told you this was harder than I thought.

Solar cannons rule, you are on your sand dune basking in the overly growing sun, when alerts start blaring everywhere. You are confused so you take out your solar cannon gun. You look around and it turns out the world's about to be destroyed. There's no point getting all annoyed!

Yes, it's true that you can't be your own dm, and you also can't be somebody else's dm if their adventuring with you.

I'm going to start a seedwiki on my RPG! Usually, when I get big ideas, I just keep adding on to it over and over again.

Zeus: You are not all powerful, but you can shoot lighting bolts! If I could suggest an alternative to killing them with the pie, I would smite them!


Happystickrogue: The smiley bites him, and trying to rip him off his miasma, he leaves a large unexposed area. You slash that with your sword. He crumbles up, turns into a line, and starts to flee, but not before hitting you with a miasma.

Doodle: 13/25

You: 45/50

Smiley: 25/25

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I run into a spaceship full of evacuees and escape the planet.

[varkarrus]

One of the gaurds says Pay up! That will be 300 gp. You don't have 300 gp. You only have 100 gp.

Also, the wiki is up...

http://seedwiki.com/wiki/varkarrus_rpg/varkarrus_rpg?wikiPageId=964213

[blackmyth]

Of course I'm all powerful - I'm Zeus! :p

But I'll just go along with it (and yes the lightning bolts did occur to me, but I wanted to do something else).

I'll toss lightning bolts like darts at them.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*mentions to the guards that I own a salt mine, and I have a bit of salt with me* (on the planet I'm on, the desert heat causes 1 pound of salt to be worth 3-5 pounds of gold, depending on salt purity)

[varkarrus]

Zeus: When you smite one, he gets angry and attacks you with the pie. Then he starts lauging. The other guy runs away screaming. He appears to be a Solar Lizardman Warrior...

You: 50/50
SLW: 25/30

You get on... On the ship, their appears to be a Lunar Lizardman Terrorrist. Possibly the cause of why the sun is going kablooie. You must defeat him, before he can get to the captain's quarters and destroy the ship! And who knows... If their's one here, think about the rest of the evacuee ships!

The sun is starting to grow blue cracks over the surface, and it is starting to get brighter. It is starting to reach Earth level brightness...

You: 50/50

LLT: 20/20

[Mr.Onion]

*mentions to the guards that I own a salt mine, and I have a bit of salt with me* (on the planet I'm on, the desert heat causes 1 pound of salt to be worth 3-5 pounds of gold, depending on salt purity)
ONOS! Teh Godmodzorz!!!!111!!!oneone!!!

Seriosly though, that's rather devious godmodding.

[Coolguy]

One of the gaurds says Pay up! That will be 300 gp. You don't have 300 gp. You only have 100 gp.

Also, the wiki is up...

http://seedwiki.com/wiki/varkarrus_rpg/varkarrus_rpg?wikiPageId=964213

Farley's probably going to vandalize that Wiki.

[CheeseLord]

I'll start by robbing the cheese mines I work at.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

ONOS! Teh Godmodzorz!!!!111!!!oneone!!!

Seriosly though, that's rather devious godmodding.

Hey, that was the only thing I could think of based on African history. Anyhow, I bait the terrorist outside of the ship and shoot him in the leg, then run into another ship.

[CheeseLord]

That's godmodding too.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Argh.... is there any way to get out of the jam I started in without godmoding? You know, I think Varkarrus may have set me up for this......

[varkarrus]

It's a habit. I always make a battle early in the game.

When you lure him out of the ship, you shoot him in the leg, crippled, he starts trying to get toward you. He presses a remote bomb button and he blows up. When you wake up, you find yourself in a place with strange, small browninsh-green plants without flowers growing, and lots of huge brown plants with many limbs. None of them are moving. The ship is nearby. It is only now you realise you are hospitalized. After a week or 2, they tell you that this place is Earth. It's scientists have become powerful and they invented magic, but it crumbled the world into many floating continents by accident. Eventually, you are at full health, but you still have a cast on your leg, slowing you down greatly. They say it can be get off after about 3 days. They also warn you that you are on the edge of the Darkwood, and animals are extremly vicous ( I mean like, level 25-level 45!), but the mountain pass has reletivly weak enemies.
"Don't venture in the jungle, large four-legged lizardmen live their, and they're not friendly!" One of them says...

Also, about the wiki, Anyone can edit it, players, DMs, and even people who never joined!

[happystickman]

Ill chase the doodle constantantly nailing him with my sword

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll wait until I can get the cast off, and then venture into the mountain pass to build up exp.

[blackmyth]

Ill trap the Lizardman dude in a cage of lightning, and step on (remember, Zeus is HUGE :p) the guy who attacked me with pie.

[Julian]

Godmodding!

[varkarrus]

Actually, On earth, you're using your avatar, which is basically a miniature version of yourself that you can change the appearence of (limetedly) at will. That means like changing your hair colour, facial features, beard size, etc...

You trap him in the cage. He starts slamming against the edges. He tries to slash the wall, but in vain. Eventually, after taking good damage, he destroys the wall.

SLW: 10/30
You: 50/50

EDIT: And that wasn't exactly godmodding. It was just being overly powerful.

Also, The reason I let go Plasmacannonsrule's godmodding is because:

A) It's his race, so he got to make up the "Salt for currency" thing
B) The gaurd didn't know he didn't actually have a salt mine
C) I punished him by giving him the cast!

When you take off the cast, you see there's a scar there. Your not that happy. When you get to the mountain pass, you can hear the bleating of a Mountain goat (lv.2) somewhere nearby... You take out your solar cannon just in case. However, there seems to be a rustling in a bush nearby. Off in the distance, you can see the jungle. You can see something shaking in there...


The doodle get's cornered, and takes out what looks like the letter L and points it at you...

You: 45/50
Doodle: 4/25
Smiley: 20/25

[Coolguy]

EDIT: And that wasn't exactly godmodding. It was just being overly powerful.

Being overly powerful IS godmodding. :p

[Mr.Onion]

Well, he's a god, so what do you expect?

(I'm pulling out, BTW)

[happystickman]

Ill duck, And finish him with my blade

[varkarrus]

When you duck, you hear a bang, then you hear a large sucking noise, then a burp. The smiley ate the bullet!

You slash the doodle. Unable to keep himself in his current state, he falls apart into what looks like liquid. He drops his stick gun, so you take it.

Xp gained: 10/1

Level up! You now have 9/25 xp!
You gained a new move: Stealth (become invisible to 1 person by standing sideways!)

You realise you are near a bar. The way you came from is off in the distance. You also see the portal out of Sticktopia. You also see a highway that says "100 miles to Randomos City". A wild angry smiley is nearby.

[CheeseLord]

Has anything happened in the cheese mines? I robbed them a while ago and I don't think anything has happened yet.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll fire away at the Mountain Goat.

[varkarrus]

You: 50/50
Mountain Goat: 20/30

he stumbles off the cliff he's on, but tries to make it look impressive, but ends up taking extra damage due to embarressment :D

The cheese mines have been attacked by nearby velociraptors. Some of the higher level Cheese gaurds are destroying the adults, but a Juevinile runs up to you, and jumps

Baby Velociraptor: 28/28
You: 50/50

Nearby, you hear the roars of something big...

[CheeseLord]

I summon a wedge of cheese, and throw it at the raptor, saying a cheesy joke in the process.

[blackmyth]

I feel for a god, Zeus is not as powerful as he should be. :(

I'll poke the Lizard man and discharge enough electricity into him to power the world for hundreds of years.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll fire at his rear to embarass him even more!

[varkarrus]

He flies straight at a wall. His horns get caught in oddly shaped rocks. You can hear his heart beating!

You: 50/50
Mountain Goat: 10/30

You hear something in the jungle nearby... It's getting closer...

Swoop! A pterodactyl has arrived on scene! Flee while you can! The pterodactyl shows off his huge wings and flushes colour into them. The Mountain goat backs up and falls off the cliff

XP gained: 15/1
Level up! You now have 14/25
You gained a new move: Charge blast! Charge up for a powerful shot from your gun!

[happystickman]

Ill go to into thr portal out of Sticktopia.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll flee back to the ship, then come back and loot the goat.

[varkarrus]

You arrive in the stick palace. There is a mountain goat fast asleep on a pillar. You see an ornitholestese (not hungry, don't worry), carrying a bunch of eggs and running into the portal. When you look through the portal, the ornitholestes turns into a stickman and goes compltely insane! That's what happens when you go through the portal and you're not a stickman. Then you see him run down the pathway to Randomos, babbling incoherently. You leave the stick palace and come to a mountain pass and see a Matriarch T-rex. Fortunatly, she seems to be leaving you alone. She's sniffing the ground. She looks wounded from the trip across the mountain pass. About 3 miles south is a lot of smoke, from what appears to be numerous campfires. On another mountain pass, you can see a pterodactyl flying. But your main worry is this Matriarch T-rex that looks like she may turn on you any second. Don't provoke her! Maybe she will be happy if you can bring her eggs back before the Ornitholestes can eat it, or maybe she will just eat you on the spot. You can see some shaking in the nearby snowy forest.

New Quests:
A dangerous quest (0/5 eggs found)
Shaken, not stirred (0/??? causes of shakes found)

You run back to your ship. When you come back, you can see the pterodactyl flying off into the distance. The mountain goat was pretty loaded with amulets on it's horns! There's at least 1 that you can Identify with even your low level. The rest, you are not sure if they are magic or not, but they look valuable. He also has a lot of meat on him that the base needs. They'll probably reward you for good hunting if you gather enough The shaking in the jungle is still there, but it's moving away. There is some shaking in the snowy forest on the other side of the mountain. Maybe something wandered out of the Dinosaur jungle? It could be dangerous, or maybe it's an earthquake? You're not sure. You think it might be a giant creature. The dinosaurs ARE pretty big after all. Maybe you can dispose of them without fighting them!

New Quests:
Hunt! (3/7 kilos of meat found)
Shaken, not stirred (0/??? giant creatures(?) found)

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I get all the amulets and climb up the mountain when I hear rumbling. I look over a mountain ridge and see a Werewolf fortress and Orc fortress. They send out armies of soldiers to fight each other. "Yeesh. I'm not going down there. The weakest soldier in their armies would kick my rear! Maybe convincing one of them to ally with me would work out. Unfortunately, I don't know their language." I go back to the ship to see if they've picked up anything on Orc or Werewolf language & behaivor.

[varkarrus]

Now THAT is godmodding!

See the diffrence between Zeus's godmodding and this godmodding!
And there was no rumbling on the mountain.

[blackmyth]

Btw, I forgot to point this out earlier, it's actually spelled godmoding. :p

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I can't do anything with it, though. Unless Varkarrus makes it so (miraculously) the refugee ship had records on one of the races.

[varkarrus]

Oh, the refugee ship would have a lot of records on races here. It's called the wiki!

[CheeseLord]

I get the strange feeling that I am being ignored. I will (again) summon a wedge of cheese and throw it at the raptor.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Since the records didn't have anything on them about the Orcs or Werewolves, I'll avoid the fight and hunt for goats.

[varkarrus]

The raptor falls over. munching happily away on the cheese he came to eat in the first place. However, he still took damage because cheese is awesome.

You: 50/50
Him: 23/28

One of the cheese gaurds saved your life from a Velocirader flying straight at you. One of the gaurds gets eaten by a velociraptor. You hear shaking somewhere in the forest. Suddently, a Matriarch T-rex comes in and eats half the gaurds in a single bite. You should finish off the Velociraptor and run!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Since the records didn't have anything on them about the Orcs or Werewolves, I'll avoid the fight and hunt for goats.

I did post that....

[CheeseLord]

I will throw cheese at the ceiling and knock it down on the raptor.

[varkarrus]

The raptor gets angry and rips your arm off. Good thing it's made of cheese, or this somewhat comical scene would be a violent and disturbing one!

You: 45/50
BV: 15/28

[blackmyth]

Yet again, I will poke the Lizard Man and discharge enough electricity to power the world for hundreds of years.

[happystickman]

Ill go on the quest for the weird things I need to find by searching Under Ground!

[CheeseLord]

I will poke the raptor with a pointy wedge of cheese.

[varkarrus]

I wonder why the dms aren't doing anything. This is getting harder. If the Dms don't help enough, I might resign and leave it to the other dms!

You poke the guy and release a lot of energy (not enough to power the world for 1,000 years, your not that powerful yet!) and he get's stunned and his hair all stands up on end. He falls over backward.

XP gained: 13/1
Level up! You now have: 12/25
You are better at shooting lightning now!

When you poke L'il Jr, he gets angry, and charges headfirst at you. However, you knew that he would get angry at you, and then you lured him into crashing into a stalagmite

You:45/50
Him:3/28

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Since the records didn't have anything on them about the Orcs or Werewolves, I'll avoid the fight and hunt for goats.

Are you ignoring me on purpose?

[blackmyth]

Just to be clear, I said hundreds, not thousands. :p
Also, a suggestion, for things that would normally be insanely powerful (like Zeus) you should have an event that strips them of most of their powers before they start (in a Metroid manner :p).

I'll play Risk with Hades, using the world and it's inhabitants as our playing board.

[varkarrus]

Fine, Zeus, you are only able to use 0.00001% of your power as an avatar, but every level up, you get 0.000001% more power.

You look around and sea your are in a meadow. Looking around, you can see Rhinos in the meadows. Don't ask.

Solarcannonsrule, you see a shooting star. When it lands, you can see it's actually a peice of cheese. 2 mountain goats are fighting over it. It appears that it was a stray peice of cheese thrown from something.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll team up with one to fight the other one by giving him cheese.

[blackmyth]

I'll ride the Rhino around, and wonder if I've become a pawn in my own game.

[happystickman]

You ride the rino around but it gets Angry and bucks you off.He then charges at you

You 50/50
Rino 35/35

[CheeseLord]

I will tell a joke that is so cheesy that it hurts.

[blackmyth]

I'll throw a constant stream of thunderbolts at the rhino.

[happystickman]

You shock the rhino and it gets hurt, but now it's electrified and is hitting you. Hard.

You 40/50
Him 20/35

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'm still in, but I might not be able to catch with certain things because of my own RPG.

[blackmyth]

I'll send a powerful shock directly to it's heart while running off into the distance, and keep throwing lightning at the beast, since it's nearsighted.

[happystickman]

The rhino keps getting shocked but runs after you. And no he is not nearsighted,

You 40/50
Him 10/35

[varkarrus]

If you google it, you'll find they are nearsighted, but as to not contradict happystickman, Meadow rhinos have good vision. Just for future referance.

[blackmyth]

I'll stop abruptly jump above the rhino, and unleasha torrent of thunderbolts on him.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll team up with one to fight the other one by giving him cheese.

If I can, I'd like to do that now. Also, sign up for my RPG!

[varkarrus]

For future reference: To teleport to the location where someone is, call them on your cellphone, and if they want, they can answer, then you can teleport. So if you want to team up with Cheeselord, you can. Also it works both ways. You can call someone to bring them to you.

[CheeseLord]

I will, for the third time, tell a joke that is so cheesy it hurts.

[Julian]

Everyone around you, except your opponent, falls over laughing. You however, take 5 damage.


YOU: 40/50
RAPTOR: 3/28

[CheeseLord]

Wasn't the raptor down to 3/28 life?

[Julian]

Wasn't the raptor down to 3/28 life?
*edits*

[varkarrus]

What he means is that it was 3 in the first place, so it should be dead.

The raptor keelhauls over. The Matriarch T-rex eats another cheese gaurd. Your best friend Bob the Cheesy tells you to run down the cave to the secret passage to the Stick Temple. Once your there DO NOT go in the stickworld or you will go insane. Leave and you will be in a Mountain Valley.

EDIT: Since there's more than one DM, I think I will join my own RPG!!!

(I know I can't be my own DM)

Race: Half-sheep, half dragon (which means I look like a normal sheep, but I can turn into a dragon or at least grow wings, plus I can breath fire without transforming)

Class: Monk
Name: Varkarrus

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

In order to save his life, I'll call CheeseLord on the cellphone to teleport him to me.

[Julian]

What he means is that it was 3 in the first place, so it should be dead.

The raptor keelhauls over. The Matriarch T-rex eats another cheese gaurd. Your best friend Bob the Cheesy tells you to run down the cave to the secret passage to the Stick Temple. Once your there DO NOT go in the stickworld or you will go insane. Leave and you will be in a Mountain Valley.

EDIT: Since there's more than one DM, I think I will join my own RPG!!!

(I know I can't be my own DM)

Race: Half-sheep, half dragon (which means I look like a normal sheep, but I can turn into a dragon or at least grow wings, plus I can breath fire without transforming)

Class: Monk
Name: Varkarrus
Um... HE took 5 damage, not the raptor...

[happystickman]

Ill go to stick Temple.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

By the way Varkarrus and DMs, why don't you use the style of answering in my RPG? You know, like say;

HSM: Blahblahblah
Chaucer: Blahblahblah
And so on...

EDIT: Well, CheeseLord can choose to join me in the mountain pass if he wants....

[Julian]

Varkarrus, you start out in the dark. The only thing you can see are the steel walls that are very close on either side of you. They have been possesed by demons. You need to get out.

Your Moves: Attack, Holy Strike.

BATTLE!!!


You: 20/20

Wall 1: 1/1
Wall 2: 1/1
Wall 3: 1/1
Wall 4: 1/1


You can use holy power, remember that!

[CheeseLord]

If the raptor is actually dead, then I will join you in the mountain pass. Otherwise, I am saving the cheese puns for later, so I will just attack the raptor.

[Julian]

The raptor topples over dead. To sum it up, you now know where to go, because I don't want to contrdict Varkarrus. See his post for more info.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Uh, since the raptor's dead, he joined up with me. Now then, there are 2 mountain goats fighting over some extra-terrestrial cheese. Attempting to tame one of them with some cheese might be good....

[blackmyth]

I'll stop abruptly jump above the rhino, and unleasha torrent of thunderbolts on him.
Again.

[varkarrus]

You hover in the air for a few seconds and shoot the rhino in the head. He lowers his head at you, then shoots his horn off! :O

You: 33
Him: 2/10

Also, I do a spin attack around the walls, hitting all at once!

[CheeseLord]

You destroy all the walls in one hit.
Xp gained: 4/1

Level up! You now have 3/25 xp!
You have gained a new ability: Meditate
This lets you recover a random amount of life (more as your level increases).
Now the demons posessing the walls are loose.

And do I get experience for killing the raptor?

[Julian]

You destroy all the walls in one hit.
Xp gained: 4/1

Level up! You now have 3/25 xp!
You have gained a new ability: Meditate
This lets you recover a random amount of life (more as your level increases).
Now the demons posessing the walls are loose.

And do I get experience for killing the raptor?

I pointed out that he had Holy Strike for a reason. ;) Anyway, nice twist!

Also, it appears that you don't :(

[regeneratorizer]

I cast level 10 ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

[CheeseLord]

I'll give one of the goats cheese. And complain about not getting experience:cry:.

[Julian]

I cast level 10 ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!
A big rock falls on top of you. :P

Also, CL, the goat takes a liking to you and follows you around. You now have a new partner! DUM-DUM-DUM!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, Goat: 20/20.

[CheeseLord]

Now we'll team up with SolarCannonsRule and fight the other goat.

[blackmyth]

I'll do an air spin to dodge the horn, land on the ground, then spin around towards the rhino and throw the final bolt.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll blast one of the goats with a charge shot after telling CL to cover me.

[CheeseLord]

I'll throw cheese at the enemy goat and get my goat to attack it.

[varkarrus]

Your goat is bigger then his goat, so his goat falls off the cliff...

You and whoever you're with (this is getting confusing) sees a large amount of trees collapsing, a roar, then fire shooting in the air.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Your goat is bigger then his goat, so his goat falls off the cliff...

You and whoever you're with (this is getting confusing) sees a large amount of trees collapsing, a roar, then fire shooting in the air.

That would be me.