The Awkward Silence Thread!

[Mr.Onion]

Do stuff, but don't say anything, like so:

*posts awkward silence thread*

[varkarrus]

*gathers a bunch of noisemakers, fireworks, and band instruments*

*Puts the band instruments to his mouth*

*Lights a match*

*Puts my foot under the box of noisemakers ready to flip it over*

[blackmyth]

*water spills all over the explosives*

[varkarrus]

*shouts in his head*

*Eats happystickman*

*Nearly burps, but that would be a noise*

*Turns this into a black and white film with captions*

[happystickman]

*fires varkarrus*

[Roland]

*Stand whistling next to a really high cliff with no conveniently placed trampolines*

[CheeseLord]

*Eats cheese*
*Eats more cheese*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*looks at this topic*

[Coolguy]

*Stand whistling next to a really high cliff with no conveniently placed trampolines*

*Silently reminds Roland that whistling isn't silent*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*laughs hysterically in head*

[Julian]

:arrow::arrow::arrow::)8)

[31337]

*pushes Roland of cliff because he is silently saying "Push me off the cliff! I am standing right next to it!"*

*Silently laughs*

*freaks out, shoots the trampoline on the bottom of the cliff that was missed, and sighs in relief*

*walks away and hides*

[Roland]

*Lands on conveniently placed jagged rock*

[31337]

*helps Roland so he doesn't die*

*drives him away from cliff*

*goes to desert cliff*

*pushes him into cacti*

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/172/cholla_cacti_t2339.jpg

[Roland]

*Thinks about how how in the bottom-left corner it say, "Rol (something)"*

[31337]

*blindly throws a few barbed darts soaked in vinegar into the cacti patch*

[PurpleKoopa]

*writes a note that reads, "How about 'Silent Penultimate Panel' thread?"*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*activates the Death Ray of Doomsday Asplosions*

[regeneratorizer]

.....

[infinitehammer]

*Just stands there for seven seconds*

*Explodes, but the explosion was awkwardly silent*

*Lands on the ground, again, silently, all covered in a smokey, black, coat of ashes*

[happystickman]

*Posts*

[Keenan]

*dances!!!*

[boyd]

*dances, also*

[Mr.Onion]

/me thinks up a diabolical scheme to break the silence

[Ryuinfinity]

*Writes message: This thread pushes the limits of dumbness!*

[AtkinsSJ]

*Plays air guitar, silently*

[Roland]

*Turns off radio*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*plans a new DrL world*

[Mossysox]

*Bursts into room* *Flings arms wide* *Wears 'unbelievably pleased to see you' expression* *Rushes round shaking people by the hand, punching people on the shoulder, bouncing up and down, nodding vigorously and grinning like an idiot* *fluffles somebody's hair*
*gets Removed for being embarrassing*

[happystickman]

*kicks everyone in the shin*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*throws a brick at Happystickman*

[31337]

*drops nuclear brick on PCR*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*puts on an anti-radiation suit of armor and punches 31337 in the face*

[happystickman]

*Blasts PCR with a Plasma Cannon*

[Julian]

*sings, loudly*

[Mossysox]

*slinks back into room* *nudges julianmh102* *points at thread title* *re-enacts own sig except the last bit* *mimes muttering sadly* *points at orange ink in own sig* *waits for the Enforcers....*

[AtkinsSJ]

*Falls over, unexpectedly.*

[Roland]

*Gets up on cliff* *Grabs microphone* *Grabs surround-sound loudspeakers* *Takes them apart using my ULTIMATE SKILLZ in taking apart stuff!*

[happystickman]

*Come's* *Rebans DLF* *buys LL:CE*

[chaucer]

*prepares to scream* *screams* *realizes my voice box was ripped out* *starts running around like a lunatic* *dies* *falls over* *screams, again lacking voicebox*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*writes ONOS! on a sign and waves it maniacally in the air, silently hooting like a lunatic*

[CheeseLord]

*Writes "Cheese" on every wall in sight*

[Redbone]

*Hears brother snoring* "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-"

*Shoves a huge bathtub plug in brother's mouth before anyone could here*

[Mr.Onion]

*poke Redbone for letting his brother make a noise*

[chaucer]

*takes out megaphone* *screams into megaphone* *piano silently falls faster than the speed of sound on top of me, stopping the sound from escaping*

[Redbone]

*Attacks Bouapha with silent attack for throwing hammers at the wall that made the wall make a crash sound*

Offtopic: Isn't CheeseLord's signature too big?

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*writes on a sign "Your old one was probably too long too, along with a lot of people's sigs these days"*

[varkarrus]

*writes on a sign: tattletailer!*

[Julian]

*makes various loud noises on top of a cliff and inside a steel cage, so nobody can attack me*

[Mr.Onion]

*strongly magnetizes Julian, despite the fact that he's not made of metal*

[31337]

*comes in and starts to play a game of "toss the H-bomb" with everyone*

[varkarrus]

*Throws a kamikaze watermelon at 31337*

[31337]

*accidentally drops the H-bomb and asplodes 40 city blocks*

[Redbone]

*Turns on Vintage Mode*
*Shouts out: "31337! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"*
*Message pops up: "31337! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"*
*Turns off Vintage Mode*

[Mr.Onion]

*mimes "Zeeky Boogy Doog"*

[happystickman]

*Eats lots of cheese*

[AtkinsSJ]

*Shakes head and walks off*

[Julian]

*screams, and makes various loud noises, in a copper cage that is actually extremly strong*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*....................*

[happystickman]

*yells PIE*
*then I Die*
*then why*
*Im I Alive?*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*makes a enourmous racket* *leaves topic* *re-enters topic* *does something* *leaves topic* *re-enters topic again* *:twisted::twisted::twisted:* *posts*

[SpiderPumpkin]

*Silently does the Jitterbug dance*

[31337]

*increases maximum HP by contemplating the mystic sauce*

[blackmyth]

Why are you all talking like th- *Men in black suits take me away.*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*screams at Blackmyth* *slaps self in face for making noise* *someone throws a suit of knight armor at me*

[chaucer]

*is awkwardly silent*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*does something dumb*

[31337]

I concur. *gets shot by mafia*

[Julian]

*vote: 31337*

[31337]

Don't lynch me!!!! I HATE ROPES!

[Roland]

Guyhopyphobia: Phear of ropes.

[31337]

*31337: Phear me!*

[Mr.Onion]

Don't lynch me!!!! I HATE ROPES!

Guyhopyphobia: Phear of ropes.

*31337: Phear me!*

/me blows up Roland and 31337 for making noise. (and does so quietly)

[happystickman]

*Blows up Mr.O for blowing up Roland and 31337,Silently*

[Redbone]

*Blows up happystickman for blowing up Mr. O for blowing up Roland and 31337 silently and dissappears into the air silently*

[Mr.Onion]

*sucks all air out of room*

[happystickman]

*Dies silenty from lack of air*

[blackmyth]

*Laughs (in my head) at the thought of a lake made of air.*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Does White Noise puzzle while hearing the Sunset Racer 1.x: Evolution Theme)

[Ryuinfinity]

That Thread Is 6 Months Old!!!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

*Solved White Noise puzzle at last, leaving this thread*

[Ryuinfinity]

BUT YOU POSTED IN A SIX MONTH OLD THREAD!!!:evil:

[regeneratorizer]

Calm down, its not the end of the world. This is Total Mayhem, bringing up an old thread isn't against the rules... I dont think.



*Goes back to being akwardly silent*

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[Ryuinfinity]

*Writes out "oh I thought it was illegal everywhere."*

[souperzombie]

*Silently Breakdances*

*Throws a Grenade at a school*

*You look at the smiley of shock :shock:*

[happystickman]

Everyone stop posting in this thread, for its dead.

[souperzombie]

*Sues HSM for not being silent, while writing "is it illigal or something?" on a big piece of paper*

[Ryuinfinity]

*Writes "yes it is" on a piece of paper*

[Maiden Japan 007]

Everyone stop posting in this thread, for its dead.

And a hush fell over this topic

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*Writes "Why can't this thread come back to life?"*
*silently walks away*

[SpaceManiac]

*telepathically askes the world: "who killed it?"*

[regeneratorizer]

*Writes on the wall with very, very loud chalk*

"This topic isnt dead! A topic is dead when nobody is posting in it. I see quite a few people posting in it!"

[SpaceManiac]

*breaths fog that takes the shape of letters...*
"haHA!! I didn't think so!"

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Everyone stop posting in this thread, for its dead.

*very silently yells, "HA!!! You were wrong!!!!"*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Views this thread and attempts Arizona Love while listening to Sunset Racer 1.x: Evolution Theme.)

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Initialises Google Earth, waits for computer to stop lagging, listens to XOP music, solves Arizona Love, tilts head to understand what is going on, finds something creepy, marvels at DQ increase, leaves this thread)

[varkarrus]

Hacks onto google earth and replaces the sattelite pictures of earth with breakdancing squirrels

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*walks to corner, does a little dance, waves, then very silently asplodes*

[souperzombie]

*Is silently shot with a completly silent gun, and silently matrix dodges, then silently kicks the silently silent gun guy's butt.*

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*I silently raise myself from the dead*
*Alleluia chorus starts playing*
*BD equipts silent rocket launcher*
*points it towards the orchestra*
*silent KABOOM!!!!*

[souperzombie]

*Silently beats up everybody for no (silence)ing reason*

[ElMikkino]

*erupts a symphony into a chorus of silence*

[drgamer]

*Plays " 4'33" "*

[Redbone]

Hi!

*Runs*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Reads a private message, looks up Wikipedia, solves Dependency, leaves this thread)

[Coolguy]

*releases oddly colored roly polies and beetles*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Attempts Puzzle Mix)

[souperzombie]

*Silently FLIPS OUT LIKE A NINJA*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Watches SVCHOST.EXE go crazy)

[SpaceManiac]

*runs the Doctor and discovers it is stupid*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Looks up Wikipedia on the Airbus A380 and Singapore Changi Airport, transfers ripped XOP concept art to thumb drives, views other threads)

[souperzombie]

*Robs a bank, silently.*
*Silently uses all the money to buy a big, silent house.*
*Silently takes over the world.*

[Connor S.]

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[SpaceManiac]

*silently decrees this thread boring*

[souperzombie]

Hi! Im not being silent!
*Runs very far far away.*

[Redbone]

*Touches cardboard wall*
*Wall falls over with a big THUD*
Uh Oh.
*Runs*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Hears the Ikaruga soundtrack)

[Connor S.]

Hi. Oh wait... I forgot the asterisks! NO!!!!! *Runs to the nearsest all purpose store to buy a pair of asterisks.*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*silently reminds everyone that there is to only be SILENCE and SCIENCE*

[souperzombie]

*Silently spams but doesnt*

[Androgeos Exeunt]

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(Yawns silently)