An Important Question

[Roland]

It's an LL2 question, but it's kinda spammy. I think it should live in TM.

[Mr.Onion]

Bodzhas!

[happystickman]

Gorkas!

[Roland]

Yay! Someone's on my side! Gorka's are, IMO, bigger, harder, cuter (lol?) and give more XP. Gorkas!

[Coolguy]

Bodzhas PWN Gorkas, and always will. :D Bodzhas are a billion times more amusing than those inferior rock-throwing annoying mountain things.

Bodzhas...
1. Have far more amusing sound effects.
2. Don't push you off cliffs.
3. Have 3 variants.
4. Have their own game modifier.
5. Have several Arena matches dedicated to them, while silly Gorkas only have one. :p
6. Are found in tons of places, while Gorkas are trapped on that silly old mountain.
7. The name ''Bodzha'' is more amusing than ''Gorka''.

[happystickman]

But Gorkas are bigger,stronger and faster too! They the coolest member of the Gorka Crew! Gorkas! YAY!

[Coolguy]

All the types of Bodzhas are faster than Gorkas.

[happystickman]

Yes, I was singing the song on one of the stages in Super Smash Bros Melee Replacing DK with Gorkas.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Yes, I was singing the song on one of the stages in Super Smash Bros Melee Replacing DK with Gorkas.

Uh, that appeared on DK64 first.

[happystickman]

Well, It forget which one it was orginally from, so I just said it was from SSBM

[Redbone]

Bodzhas! Gorkas only appear in 2 parts of the game, and bodzhas appear alot of times in the game!

[CheeseLord]

Bodzhas are just better. That's all there is to it.

[Keenan]

Bodzhas ftw!

[PurpleKoopa]

I didn't name Hank Bodzha Hank Gorka, did I? Oh wait, I didn't know about Gorkas at the time... same difference. ;)

[Roland]

Bodzhas PWN Gorkas, and always will. :D Bodzhas are a billion times more amusing than those inferior rock-throwing annoying mountain things.

Bodzhas...
1. Have far more amusing sound effects.
2. Don't push you off cliffs.
3. Have 3 variants.
4. Have their own game modifier.
5. Have several Arena matches dedicated to them, while silly Gorkas only have one. :p
6. Are found in tons of places, while Gorkas are trapped on that silly old mountain.
7. The name ''Bodzha'' is more amusing than ''Gorka''.

1. That's just ridiculous! Who can resist hearing a big, lumbering Gorka's adowabwe sound effects?
2. Gorkas don't either. YOU push YOURSELF off cliffs! It's all in the power of the mind.
3. Gorkas have 2 variants. And since 2, from the numbers 1-100, has WAY more multiples. Thus it's much cooler.
4. "A little toy bodzha follows you around looking cute and providing very little help."
5. There can be too much of a bad thing, you know.
6. There can be too much of a bad thing, you know.
7. Gorka - n. Gor-kuh; The pwnerest name evar! Consonant-vowel-consonant-vowel-consonant-vowel. Great to say, really.

Bodzha - n. Bo(ring!)d-zah; Bodzhas were created by a team of mad scientists who weren't sound in the head and created two of the most falsiest fallacies evar: Smoking is cool. Bodzhas are cool.

Also, in a fight between a Gorka and a Bodzha, the Gorka would PWN!

It appears HSM and I are the only people with any common sense here.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

My opinion is....

BODZHAS PWN GORKAS
GORKAS PWN BODZAHS
8)8)

[Keenan]

2. Gorkas don't either. YOU push YOURSELF off cliffs! It's all in the power of the mind.

Yea, they do. They throw boulders in the second last area, and the boulders push you off the cliffs.

[31337]

Uh, that appeared on DK64 first.
True, but it was remixed on SSBM. Plus, the original version had the word for "a place where bad people go" in it! :o:shock:

[chaucer]

Personally, I don't have any opinion unless your eye is keen.

[Adrian]

Gorkas are way better then Bodzhas! Gorkas are way more scary looking, and stronger!

[Wesley]

Bodzhas are better in my oninion. Why? Every reason Coolguy said.

[happystickman]

Yay! 4 People are actually Sane!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

KILL THE SANE PEOPLE :lol::lol::lol:. Anyhow, I'll vote nothing. That's right, nothing. MUHAHAHA!!!! I AM EVIL!!!!1one!!!

[31337]

*fires warning shots while asking PCR to comply*

[Coolguy]

Yay! 4 People are actually Sane!

So you're calling Hammered (she voted Bodzhas) INsane? :shock: *HSM gets banned*