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31337
05-15-2007, 07:51 AM
Dear Link from Twilight Princess,

I was comprehensively searching for information about your adventures. (blatant cover-up of playing video games) I noticed that you never stopped to rest excluding when you lived in your home town. Why do you industriously cross the vast land of Hyrule and by some means stay in ideal shape?
Furthermore, how is it achievable that the back of your cap somehow dissolves through your shield on your back yet when you get it away from your shield, it both the cap and shield are in on piece? How is this feasible… and… how do you happen to survive without the slightest bit of food apart from bee larva and potions? You must have an iron stomach!
I also contemplate if you are mute or not. There are no “documents” containing spoken words from you except for some corrupted “document” that has horrific drawings. I wonder how you could possibly live under these circumstances! Would you mind spilling the beans for me..? I would really appreciate it very much.

Truthfully Yours, 31337
regeneratorizer
05-15-2007, 09:13 AM
Dear 31337:

...... Um, yeah. Back to adventuring.

Yours truly, Link.

What a response! Bravo!
Hammered
05-15-2007, 09:16 AM
Dear Killbor,

You are so dreamy!

Your biggest fan,
Betty (aka Hammered)
happystickman
05-15-2007, 01:05 PM
Dear Gorka King,

Some people think those stupid Bodzhas are better than you. Please show them the error of their ways.

You Follower,
Happystickman
ducklegion
05-15-2007, 01:36 PM
Dear Jamul,

Your games are great and graphics are prettyful...I don't think anybody notices everything you do for them but I do.

With love..and money,

Ducklegion
Roland
05-15-2007, 01:54 PM
Dear Gorka King,

Some people think those stupid Bodzhas are better than you. Please show them the error of their ways.

You Follower,
Happystickman

Ditto. Well, now one of my own:

Dear, um, Enter Key

How are you doing fighting those silly Tab and Caps Lock keys with your allies Shift and Control, to regain dominance of the common keyboard?

See ya,

Roly
chaucer
05-15-2007, 02:39 PM
Dear Mysterious Dungeon Scroll Main Character:

Who are you?

From,
Chaucer
Coolguy
05-15-2007, 02:53 PM
Dear Coolguy,

You're perfect and bodzhas PWN gorkas and always will!
regeneratorizer
05-15-2007, 05:58 PM
To whomever it may concern:

Ninjas PWN Pirates.

Yours truly, Regeneratorizer
CheeseLord
05-15-2007, 07:13 PM
Dear Cheese,
I love you.
Spike
31337
05-15-2007, 08:52 PM
Dear Regeneratorizer,

I am glad you have seen the proper way how things are done and I hope to hear from you again! Thanks for the support!

- 31337
Keenan
05-15-2007, 09:28 PM
Dear Gorkas,

I would just like to let you know that you stink and Bodzhas will always PWN j00.

With LOTS of hate,
Keenan
CheeseLord
05-15-2007, 09:38 PM
Dear Yerfdog,
You are perfect in every way. What is it about you that makes you so great? I wish I could be more like you. Do you have any suggestions?
Yours Truly,
Spike
blackmyth
05-15-2007, 11:10 PM
Dear Secret of Mana makers,

Here's my soul, now give me a factory sealed Secret of Mana game.

Thanks,

-Me.
Keenan
05-17-2007, 01:09 PM
To whomever it may concern:

Pirates PWN Ninjas.

Yours truly, Keenan
varkarrus
05-17-2007, 01:12 PM
To Myself

You rock!

Love, Myself
31337
05-17-2007, 04:43 PM
To whomever it may concern:

Pirates PWN Ninjas.

Yours truly, Keenan

Dear Keenan. No they don't. Ninjas don't get scurvy.
Keenan
05-17-2007, 04:47 PM
Dear Me

I Rockz

Teh Endz