Funny Video Game Quotes

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'm aware that someone made a thread like this a while ago about televesion quotes, but now it's for video games!

"For the end of the world spell, press CTRL, ALT, DELETE." (Sorceress from Warcraft 3)

".........." (from numerous video games)

"BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!" (Zombie from Dr. Lunatic)

[AtkinsSJ]

"Somebody set us up the bomb!" and "All your base are belong to us" - I forget. Meh.

[SpiderPumpkin]

"Wow, you lose!" - Bokosuka Wars Game Over screen

[Roland]

He was only a pawn on the scale of a giant chessboard. Well, maybe a knight or a bishop, but you get what I mean. - Melton, LL2

[31337]

"All your base are belong to us" is from a video game called "Zero Wing" with hilarious mistranslations.

[blackmyth]

"Yeah, right, like you have anything better to do."

Wolfenstein, when you try to leave (it gives you a Yes and No option).

[munkee]

A winner is you! - some game. Can't remember.

[Keenan]

"*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* I'm soooo lazy..." - LL2

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

"Guns don't kill people. I DO! HAHAHAHA!" (Rifleman from Warcraft III)

[regeneratorizer]

(Paraphrasing) Zelda, before you get the master sword: Oh no! You must go get the Master Sword so that Ganon cant enter the sacred realm and get the Triforce!

(Paraphrasing) Zelda, after you get the master sword: Oh no! When you got the master sword, you allowed Ganon to enter the sacred realm and get the Triforce! Shame on you!


Yeah.....

[SpiderPumpkin]

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" - Bad Dudes introduction :D

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" - Fawful from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

"My boots... they're like sausages[...]. Look great, taste great. I tell you they're filled with nothing but the finest ingredients and meats, and you eat it, and you love it." - Drizzlik from World of Warcraft

"Drink punch...? Eat cake...? Sounds... complicated. I'm not sure I can muster the strength to do it."- Booster from Super Mario RPG

[happystickman]

Thanks for rescuring me,but the princess is in another castle.-Toad

[Mr.Onion]

[Your name]... I am your mother!"
"No... it's not true! It's impossible!" You shout.
"Search your feelings... you know it to be true," she says.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" you shout, raising your arms to the sky.
The sorceress cackles. "Well, that was over the top. And I'm not really your mother, stupid.

And:

She rends the very fabric of reality, with a noise like the unzipping of the fly of God Almighty. She then gets banned from several school libraries.

[blackmyth]

Good ol' NS. :p

[SpiderPumpkin]

"Every great vehicle needs a name... I was thinking I'd call it... 'Pwned'!" - Shizzle from World of Warcraft :P
"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, AND YER WEE DOGGIE, TOO!" - Rifleman from WarCraft III :D
"Why do you chase me, Mechanical Yeti?! WHY?!" - Quixxil from World of Warcraft