It's Another Forum Game By Me.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

That's right! Even after SHFBA (which actually is incredibly easy to host), I still have the nerve to start an RPG. Why? Heck, don't ask me!! Anyhow, you makes up a race, and choose a class. The classes;

Warrior
Berserker
Priest
Paladin
Necromancer
Heretic
Shapeshifter
Rogue
Wizard
Druid
Hunter
Thunder Mage

Then you chose your starting zone. The starting zones are;

Battle Academy
Description: An academy to train future warriors and mages for combat. Easy, but it gets harder (and more rewarding!)

Grounds of Dehrun
The grounds near the lycan-overrun Dehrun Tower. The Werewolf mages create magical abominations that roam here. Hardest starting zone, but very rewarding. (NOTE: Don't enter Dehrun Tower until you are high level or have a group\minion)

Dumbimention
A dimension where everything is DUMB! The difficulty is random, it can be easy as Yulao Castle, or hard as the Grounds of Dehrun.

Yulao Castle
The easiest starting zone. It is the grounds around the capitol and its prison.

Also, at level 10 you can get a quest (quests are given to you depending on if you set Quest Gaining to public or not) that gives you the choice of a Study Book. What the book does is a SEKRIT! Also, at an even higher level, you get a quest whos rewards are a very special SEKRIT! Also, here are things you can play with;

Quest Announcing
You can set this to private or personal. Public means that quests you get are announced on the forum. Personal means that I'll PM you quests.

Items
Same thing as Quest Announcing, but with what items you have.

Instances
Same thing as QA and Items, but with what goes on in the deep, dark, instances. How you play is simple;

You can wander to try to find things. You can move to any new zone you encounter. You can rest to recover stats. You can talk with Merchants or Questgivers. Also, godmoding is illegal (although with the rules & restrictions I've made, it's kinda hard to godmod)

[31337]

Paladin. Battle Academy. ALLIANCE PALLIES (cept' for blood elf cause' they aren't alliance but are pallies) FTW!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: An instructor walks up to you. He says "31337, come. Your lesson is in session." He gives you this quest;

The Path of Light
Objective: Go outside and slay 6 Death Spawns.
Giver: Instructor Zezeth
Return To: Instructor Zezeth
Reward: Light Cloth Robes\Apprentice's Staff\Light Leather Tunic\Apprentice's Sword
Classes: Priest, Paladin

Also, the nurse calls for some help.

[happystickman]

Necro, Dumbimention.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Happystickman: You wake up one morning in Dumbimension and there is a voice in your head that keeps repeating "I will repeat this until you solve my quest". The quest is;

Voices In My Head
Objective: Kill 5 Somethings. (really, there's an enemy called a Something)
Reward: Hallucination Thing
Classes: None

Also, you notice a post on the Mumu Bulletin.

[happystickman]

Ill go look at it.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You look at it. It says;

"Help requested. I'm hungry, and I'm a Applevore, but the Appleimps are guarding the tree. Get an apple from the tree and give it to me. And make it snappy, cause I'm starving!"

That's a quest.

Apple Guardian
Quest: Get an Apple from the Apple Tree in Town Rectangle.
Rewards: See Applemehungry

Also, you notice your trainer calling for you.

[happystickman]

Ill go to the mystic tree.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

When you go there, you see plenty of Appleimps. Using your Dumb Senses, you scan them.

Appleimp
Level: 2
Other Info: They cast Do Not Angry My Apple (kinda like DB), but are weak at melee.

[happystickman]

Ill run foward and hit them when they are stunned.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

While you are waiting, an Appleimp notices you and casts Do Not Angry Me Apple on you. Remember, though, I did send you a PM earlier today about spell you can cast as a Necromancer.

[happystickman]

Ill summon up some minions to assist me and attack at range with Dark Bolts.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You can only have 1 Skeleton Minion at a time. Anyhow, the minion is not drawing the imp's attention towards you. However, eventually, you kill it. Huzzah. There are 2 more imps you can kill to get to the appletree.

[happystickman]

Ill keep casting when the minions keeps the imps attention. When i can ill slip in a grap a apple.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You make a desicsion to send your minion in on a suicide mission while you get the apple. You get the apple, summon a new minion, and eventually kill the Appleimps. Huzzah!
Off Topic: Don't you think it's good if you're playing a game like this and you and the host are on at the same time?

[happystickman]

Off topic:Yes

On Topic:Ill goto the hungry guy and give him the apple.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

On the way, you hear 2 angry voices screaming. You think you've gon crazier, but it turns out that it's just your trainer and the voice in your head screaming at the top of their lungs.

[happystickman]

Ill go see what my trainer whats first.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

First he scolds you for not listening to him earlier. Then he tells you that a tribe of Tribal Yerfs stole his study book! He asks you to get it back. Quest;

My Book!
Objective: Kill Chief Yerfayerfa and loot the Necromancer Study Book.
Rewards: Necromancer Training

He also mentions that the Tribal Yerfs live in a cave behind the Apple Tree. So you're pry gonna have to kill some Appleimps.

[happystickman]

Ill then go back to the apple guy. After I give him the apple ill go look for Somethings to kill.

Note: If this gets too much for you(as RPG's do) I can help host if you want.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

When you give him the apple, he yells "MY PRECIOUS! Thank you!". He ravenously devours it and then says "Here, take this." He gives you a Apple Charm, which emanates an aroma that reduces the aggro range of apple-eating thing. Like Appleimps. Anyhow, you recall that Somethings live to the east of town and in the sewers. The sewers are dangerous because of villains, so you go east and encounter a Something. Dumb... Senses.... Tingling.

Something
Level: 1-3 (This one: 2)
Info: Spits ooze at you. Also, melee attacks against a Something inflict de-bonuses to Attack, Defense, or Speed.

[Coolguy]

Wow- 19 posts in a row! :shock:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Hehehehe.:D:D

[happystickman]

Wow these things look tough. Ill go to the Mountain's to get the trainers book back before I go attack these things. That might be a little easier.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You use the Apple Aroma to sneak unnoticed by the Appleimps. You see 2 Tribal Yerf guards. More Dumb Sensing!

Tribal Yerfguard
Level: 1-2 (There are 2 of them, a Level 1, and a Level 2)
Info: Weak melee grunts.

[happystickman]

Ill summon up a minion to attack the Level one and Ill cast DB's at the level two. If the minon dies Ill run to find something to hide behind.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The Yerfs start yelling "YERF!" at each other and charge at you. Unfourtunately for the Level 1, he charged right into the minion for a critical hit. Everythings going as planned as they fall.... Once they die...

LEVEL UP! I'll give you new spells once you get the book back.

[happystickman]

Cool. Ill go find the Tribal king now.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

When you enter the cave, 3 guards (2 Lv. 1s, 1 Lv. 2) charge at you.

[happystickman]

Ill climb on my minion and jump over the guards. Ill the attack with DB's from behind them will my Minion attacks at the front

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The guards start yelling in confusion. You easily dispatch one of the level 1s, and the your minion dies. You launch a Death Bolt at the level 2. The level 2 is at around half HP, and the level 1 is almost dead.

[happystickman]

Perfect :twisted:. Ill summon up a Minion Above their heads. Ill then run away when their on the ground.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The minion falls down and snaps the level 1's neck and kills him. However, the minion shattered when it hit the ground.

[happystickman]

I shold be far enough away the other cant hurt me but ill shoot him with a Dark bolt just in case

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

He dies and you advance deeper into the cave. You find a Yerfguard (2) and a Tribal Yerfmage. Dumb Senses MEH! DO I HAVE TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME!

Tribal Yerfmage
Level: 2-3 (This one's level 2)
Info: They are spellcasters who are weak at melee. They cast Summon Yerfling and Splotch Blast. Splotch Blast is like DB or Do Not Angry My Apple. Summon Yerfling summons a Level 1 Yerfling. Yerflings are weaker version of Yerfguards.

[31337]

I wave a lantern in front of the nurse as if she was one of the nurses from the Silent Hill games or the movies and anticipate her attack.

[happystickman]

Ill summon up a minion to hold off the mage whill I take care off the YerfGuards with DBs
.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: The nurse puts the lantern down and says "Could you help me? A patient is down with a fever. Fevers aren't usually that bad, but I'm out of healing herbs. They're found on the Fungal Treants outside of the academy." Quest;

Fungus for Feelin' Good
Objective: Take 4 Fungal Sacs from the Fungal Treants
Rewards: Healing Potion X 2

Happystickman: You're in the middle of fighting the guard when your minion dies and the mage charges after you.

[varkarrus]

I thiink I'll join!

Race: Kuo-Toa (Kind of like a cross between a jungle native and a frog, they wear body paint!)
Class: Rogue
Place: The random one!

[chaucer]

Necromancer, Battle Arena.
Class: Evil Mage

Question: Can you battle other forumers?

[happystickman]

Ill summon a Minion to block him and then Kill the mage with DB's

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Wow... 2 RPG hosts playing each other's games....

Anyhow, Varkarrus, you start out playswordfighting with one of your friends utop a skyscraper when it all of a sudden becomes nighttime. Time to go! When you're on the way back, you see a wanted sign. It says; "Wanted: Surrakarv". Surrakarv is your evil twin. You must hunt him!

Quest;

Wanted: Surrakarv
Objective: Defeat Surrakarv the Evil Varkarrus Twin
Rewards: VICTORY! and the sword he stole from you

You also see your trainer lurking in the shadows, beckoning you.

EDIT: This is Chaucer and HSM's since I didn't see them.

Chaucer; you see 31337 with the nurse. You go over and ask the nurse what's the matter. She tells you what she told 31337 and gives you teh questzorz, too! Also, She tells you that your trainer wants to see you at the front entrance.

Happystickman: You have killed the mage! Huzzah! A door opens.

Answer to Chaucer's question: You may publicly ask someone to duel, or PM them to join them in a group or trade. PM me with the results of the invitation\trade.

2nd EDIT: Chaucer and Varkarrus, along with anyone else who joins, don't do anything until I send you your abilities PM.

3rd and hopefully FINAL EDIT: Also, in order to group, trade, or duel the characters must have met each other and have to be in the same area.

[chaucer]

Hmm... though I am evil, I accept the Nurse's quest... time for evil later... and go to see my trainer.

[happystickman]

Ill go through the door.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

He informs you that, if you want additional training, you'll need to kill the 3 bandits lurking about the academy. They are Barhoug, who lives in the house to the right of where you are, Daeleer, who lives in a hut just outside of the academy, and Durugashi, who lives in the house 2 houses behind the dormitory. Quest;

Thieves, Brigands, and Bandits
Objective: Slay Barhoug, Daeleer, and Durugashi
Rewards: Additional Necromancer Training
Giver: Aldaba the Necromancer
Return To: Aldaba the Necromancer

He also warns you that the brigand's filthy scum protect their households.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: The voice in your head says "Beware. The Chieftain and his elite guard live back there. You might want to try and find help first."

[happystickman]

Ill go back to town then.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

When there, you hear "Psst!"

[happystickman]

"What" I say and turn

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

There is someone beckoning. You go over there and the voice in your head stops. He says "Hello. I'm 'Hit-in-the-Noggin' George. Nice to meet you in person. I'm that voice in your head. Heh, sorry 'bout that. Anyhow, I'll join you when you kill them somethings."

[happystickman]

Cool,Ill go back to that sewer then.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Remember that you were just outside of town because the sewers are dangerous?

[chaucer]

Oh, wait! D'oh! Please delete this.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

He says "What are you standing there for? GO!"

[31337]

I attack and loot the nurse whilst shouting "HEAL THIS!!"

[chaucer]

I'll go ahead and go to Barhoug's house.

[varkarrus]

I talk to my trainer, with a hand on my sword just in case Surrakarv shows up.

EDIT: I never knew my name sounded so much cooler backwards!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The academy police come over and arrest you and revive the nurse. They are currently deciding whether to permanately expell you from the academy or put you on a death sentance.

[varkarrus]

"What the! I didn't kill no stinkin' nurse," I complain!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

"What the! I didn't kill no stinkin' nurse," I complain!

I was talking to 31337, not you or Chaucer. And yes it does sound cool backwards.

[chaucer]

Wait... his name is Vrakarrus?

On topic: I draw my sword, waiting for the monsters guarding Barhoug's house.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Varkarrus: Your trainer says. "Ah, Varkarrus. Glad to see you. We have been having trouble recently. You see, the LunaShrooms to the east have gone insane. I want you to kill 10 of them and bring them to me."

Utter Shroomacy
Objective: Kill 10 Mutated LunaShrooms
Rewards: A New Pally Armor and Additional Paladin Training

Chaucer: Outside of his house, a man with a southern accent comes up and says "Ey, what ya doin' there?" You tell him and he yells "NO ONE messes with 'im. YA HEAR ME!" Then he draws a blade and attacks you.

Gate Guardian Husto
Level: 2
Info: Don't underestimate his looks of a commoner. He's tough with his polearm.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Wait... his name is Vrakarrus?

On topic: I draw my sword, waiting for the monsters guarding Barhoug's house.

Ooops. :oops::oops::oops: Oh well, it sounds cooler.

[chaucer]

I summon a skeleton minion, then use death bolt on the enemy.

[happystickman]

I want to go the the place the Somethings are at!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Happystickman: As soon as you go in the direction, a level 2 Something appears.

Chaucer: He dodges your minion's attack, but you hit him square on in the face with your death bolt.

[chaucer]

I send my minion to distract him, then fire another death bolt.

[happystickman]

I will face him and attack head on with a minion and my Dark Bolt


Edit:Their only room for 1 Necro in this town,I Challange chaucer to a Dual!

[chaucer]

Who is this chaucer person you speak of, and where can I, Chaucer, challenge him to a duel to the death, instead of the rarely liked challenge called a dual, and also, why try when we are not in the same area?

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Also, in order to group, trade, or duel the characters must have met each other and have to be in the same area.

See that? Anyhow;

Chaucer: He uses his polearm to send your minion flying, but your death bolt hits him in the gut. He just does not seem to be having a good day....

HSM: Your Minion gets a speed de-bonus by attacking and your death bolt hits it.

EDIT: It seems Chaucer also noticed this.

[chaucer]

I summon a new minion, who charges at him, while I attack from behind.

[31337]

Am I in jail? Are there any visible exits? (I choose the path of evil!)

[happystickman]

Oh, Darn! I just keep nailing it I guess. FOR NOW!:twisted:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: Your old minion dies. Your new minion, however, gets summoned RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM and he slams into it, knocking him on the ground and sending your minion flying into you.

31337: Yes, you are in jail. You will be executed soon. Then, a shady figure pops in and says "C'mere." He leads you out of prison. I will describe his identity and everything else in a PM to you to prevent spoilers.

HSM: Your minion is killed and the Something charges at you.

[chaucer]

In a desperate attempt, I blast five death bolts at him.

[happystickman]

Ill use my my Dark power's to hurl myself out of the way while firing DB's.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: The energy drain is massive, but he's dead. You enter the manor to find a Rogue Apprentice

Rogue Apprentice
Level: 1-2 (This one's level 1)
Info: They cast Fireball.

HSM: Granted, but er.... OK, since you don't have the skills to do all that, you kill the Something but you die. You are revived by your trainer at the cost of experience.

[chaucer]

I attack the Rouge Apprentice.

[31337]

I shall do my dark quest and fulfill my trainer's wishes.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: He dies quickly at the hands of your minion and death bolts.

31337: You new master sends you out to eliminate the threat.

[31337]

What am I up against?

[31337]

I sneak up on my opponent and attack with bloodshot. :twisted:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: You get hit in the back by a red bolt that saps your life. Then, 31337 pops out. You two fight. "I am your father. Join me, and we shall rule the land as father and son!" 31337 said. Chaucer replied with "What? You didn't even live in my dormitory!" "Oh, yeah. Anyhow, back to buisness." 31337 said. Scanz;

Chaucer
Level: 1 Hero
Info: Necromancer that has been sent to eliminate the 3 bandits that live in the Battle Academy.

31337
Level: 2 Hero
Info: Renegade Paladin that has been promoted to Barhoug's bodyguard.

[31337]

I prepare to cast a spell but intentionally hesitate but with the spell casting visible. "Would you like to surrender or shall I sap your life to nothing?" I laugh.
"I am sure the forgiving fools at the academy will understand."

[happystickman]

Ill go back to the place.

[chaucer]

I shall... well, what the heck, I'll battle ya. I shoot 2 dark bolts.

[31337]

I cast 3 bloodshots.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'm baaaaacccckkkkk!

31337 & Chaucer: Chaucer, you feel your life seeping out of you when 31337 hits you. Then you see that, as he hammers you with Bloodshots, he heals himself! You better run!

HSM: You see a few Dodo-Headed Dodos and a Something.

[chaucer]

I run to the acadamey. I begin training and training, to fight 31337.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The trainer (whos name is Yeth) says "31337! Why that filthy, double crossing...." then he says some things that I would rather not mention. He allows you into the training grounds. How many rounds; 1, 5, 10, 15, or 20?

[happystickman]

Ill go fight the Dodo headed Dodo's.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: The Dodo's stats are;

Dodo-headed Dodo
Level: 2-4 (The ones there are 2 and 4)
Info: The level 3 and 4s will knock you over with their big, clumsy heads.

[chaucer]

To start, I'll take 5 rounds.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer:

Round 1

You are pitted against a Big Frog

Big Frog
Level: 1
Info: They're tongue has a longer range than a regular melee weapon.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: The sky above you suddenly darkens. You get the feeling that something very bad will happen very soon.

Chaucer: The sky above you suddenly darkens. You get the feeling that something very bad will happen very soon.

Varkarrus: The sky above you suddenly darkens. You get the feeling that something very bad will happen very soon.

31337: The sky above you suddenly darkens. You get the feeling that something very bad will happen very soon.

[31337]

I return to my master in case he has anything to say about the darkness. Also, did I complete the quest?

[happystickman]

I run back to the something, they seem easier.;)

[chaucer]

I summon a skeleton minion and we both attack the Big Frog, then I attack again.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: He says "Good job chasing the pest away. When he comes back, kill him. Otherwise, I have a job for you......"

HSM: The Something charges at you. He reduces you Attack.

Chaucer: Easy kill. Added XP for killing it in the Training Grounds. Next round;

Round 2

You are up against a Leaping Lizard and a Farting Frog taken from a strange alternate dimension....

Leaping Lizard
Level: 1
Info: Jumps high, making it harder to hit.

Farting Frog
Level: 2
Info: Farts strange, poisonous gas.

[happystickman]

Ill jump over it and blast it with a dark bolt.

[31337]

"What is my job, master?" I say.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: It falls over on its face, and then it runs up and punches you in the face.

31337: I'll PM you.

[happystickman]

Ill keep it destracted with a minion whill I blast it.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: It is badly damaged when it disposes of your minion and moves onto you, decreasing your defense.

[31337]

I walk up to the manor but not close enough that I would likely disappear. I then chuck a rock at the manor and watch to see what happens.

[happystickman]

Ill destroy it with a dark bolt and a minion.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: It's dead! Then, a Dodo-headed Dodo notices you and clumsily charges at you.

31337: Nothing happens to you or the rock, but you notice that something's wrong about the manor.... there is a fog around it.

[chaucer]

I cast two dark bolts at the farting frog, then summon a minion and both attack the lizard.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: You and your minion kill the lizard, despite its costant bouncing, but the frog is still alive.

[chaucer]

My minion and I both slash our weapons at the frog.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: You kill it! Huzzah! Now then......

Round 3

You are up against;

Worg Pup
Level: 3
Info: It's bite has a chance of casting Lycanropy. Lycanropy transforms the afflicted person into a werewolf during moonshine. Werewolves have a special moveset, but are attacked by regular citizens.

[chaucer]

My minion attacks several times, and I shoot three dark bolts and attack four times.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: It's still alive, and has bitten you several times.

[chaucer]

I attack twenty times. My minion attacks five times. I shoot a dark bolt.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: It finally dies. You make a mental note to check with the nurse to make sure that the thing didn't give you Lycanropy. Also, LEVEL UP! You will start gaining new abilities once you complete your trainer's quest. Also;

Round 4

Arena Lion
Level: 4
Info: Can Gouge and Bash its oppenents. Gouge reduces attack from living creatures, and bash stuns foes.

[31337]

I will pick up a beetle and toss it into the fog and see if anything happens to it.

[happystickman]

Ill summon up a minion in front of it for it to crash into.

[chaucer]

My minion starts attacking reletnlessly, nonstop, for about a minute. I shoot a few (3) dark bolts at the lion, then start doing the same.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: Nothing happens to the beetle either.

HSM: The bird crashes right through the minion.

Chaucer: The lion roars in agony, Bashes your minion, and Gouges you.

[happystickman]

Ill summon up another minion and attack with dark bolts.

[chaucer]

I stumble around, then cast a few more dark bolts. Also, since he's stunned, I pick up my minion and throw him at the lion.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: The lion's hurt badly, but he's very angry now.....

[chaucer]

I attack 1,000 times.

[31337]

I pull my shirt over my mouth and nose and cautiously step into the fog. I have my weapon ready all the while.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: It finally dies! The instructor says; "You look pretty worn out. Also, it's close to nighttime, so you should go check for lycanropy."

31337: As you go into the fog, you see a zombie! Scanzorz;

Zombie Thief
Level: 1
Info: Nothing really. He's dead, so spells like Bloodshot won't work on it (Bloodshot won't drain life).

[Mr.Onion]

lycanropy."


You should also check for spelling. It's "lycanthropy"

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You should also check for spelling. It's "lycanthropy"

Its a dumb game. And, you spell "color" as "colour".

[happystickman]

Qhat about me? I posted on the last page!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Sorry about that.....

HSM: It kills your minion eventually. It's between medium and full HP.

[chaucer]

I go to get checked for lycan(th)ropy.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: In this game, it's Lycanropy.:p Anyhow, the nurse says that she's missing the herbs to cure you. Which means you've got it. However, the darkness will prevent moonshine.

[chaucer]

I begin to wonder. I go to wherever it is that Barhoug lives and converse with him. (I'll PM you what I did there)

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I begin to wonder. I go to wherever it is that Barhoug lives, sneak past 31337 and converse with him. (I'll PM you what I did there)

31337 is absent.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: After a bad meeting with Barhoug, you are revived. The nurse tells you what you discovered in Barhoug's house about the herbs & the lycanropy cure. Better get to work on that before the darkness lifts!

[happystickman]

Ill summon up a minion behind him to distract him,then blast him to smithereens!

[chaucer]

I make something clear to the nurse: Listen, I am WAITING for the dark to lift. The sooner that happens, the sooner I harness the power of being a werewolf!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: She decides to check your hold on sanity :p.

HSM: You kill it! LEVEL UP!

[happystickman]

Cool! What I get?

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Cool! What I get?
More spells, once you complete the Training Quest.

[happystickman]

Okay, Well Ill go find another something.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: After quite a while of searching, you find it.

[31337]

I'll cast bloodlust on myself and attack the zombie.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: You crit. it. It's damaged pretty good.

[31337]

I'll see if I can finish it off with another attack.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: While you finish the zombie off, 2 more zombies charge at you.

[31337]

I attempt to trip one and hold my sword out and impale the oncoming one.

[regeneratorizer]

I attempt to take over the world using nothing but a rubber band, a paper clip, and a lighter.

[happystickman]

Ill run up to the something but at the last monoment jump over it and blast in into oblivion

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: That hurts the impaled zombie and stuns the tripped zombie.

HSM: You didn't kill it, but it's hurt. It hits you for a Defense decrease.

Regeneratizer: For spamming in RPG threads, nothing happens :p.

[happystickman]

Ill run around to confuse it then at the last possible moment finish him off.

[31337]

I slash the injured zombie again then stab the stunned zombie.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: It's hurt, but then it decreases your speed. There goes that plan...

31337: You kill them both!

[31337]

Yay! I advance towards the house cautiously.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: 2 more zombies notice you.

[chaucer]

I will go to Barhoug's house again (31337 is gone now), go to Barhoug, and rain down 50 dark bolts on Barhoug.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: Before you can get to Barhoug, you are attacked by a Bandit

Bandit
Level: 2
Info: They can Poison you with their attack.

[chaucer]

I blast the bandit with 10 Dark Bolts

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaucer: He dodges a few, then stabs you. It hurts, but he forgot to dip it in poison.

[chaucer]

I summon a minion, who starts relentlessly attacking, then bops the bandit over the head with his sword, knocking him out. I then shoot 3 more dark bolts.

[happystickman]

Ill summon up a minion to stop him from attacking me and then finish him.

[31337]

I lunge at a zombie with my sword while trying to avoid the other.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I felt like bumping this. It was kinda fun!

HSM: It's dead!

Chaucer: The bandit throws his sword at you, injuring your arm, then dies.

31337: You're looking in the eyes of a dead zombie because the other one tackled you.

[31337]

I shout "ONOS! LOOK THAT WAY!!! OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S HOLY WATER!!!!!" in hopes to distract him then attack.

[chaucer]

I leave the game.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: Being brainless, the zombie doesn't understand it, but he's perplexed. You kick it off.

Chaucer: Hope to see you later!

[31337]

I sing the lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train while attacking the zombie.

[happystickman]

I look for anouther one.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: It's quite infuriated.

HSM: A Tribal Yerf Scout finds you and attacks!

Tribal Yerf Scout
Level: 2
Info: Has a bow & arrow.

He crits you with an arrow.

[happystickman]

Ill say "Look over there!" and hit him when he is distracted.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: It works, and you punch him in the head.

[happystickman]

Ill summon a minion and then hit him with a dark bolt.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: Your minion slashes at him, and the dark bolt hits him. He fires 3 shots at your minion.

[happystickman]

The minion will dodge, Ill fire some dark bolts.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: While the skeleton ducks, the scout shoots its head off, killing it. However, the dark bolt you fire is fatal. You notice a flying horned sheep, another Tribal Yerf Scout, and a Something in the clearing to the left.

[happystickman]

Ill go after the Something!

[31337]

I pull out a dagger and go all stabbity on it.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

31337: Very quick death. You notice a clear path to the manor.

HSM: It attacks you, but no debuffs.

[happystickman]

Ill attack with a barrage of dark bolts.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: You feel very drained of magical energy. The Something is very damaged, but then it reduces your Attack.

[happystickman]

Ill attack it anyway I can until my magic refills.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: You feel strong enough to summon a minion, but you have wounds all over. Also, your Defense is decreased.

[happystickman]

Ill run up the nearest tree and rest.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: The Something stands at the bottom of the tree, snarling in fury.

[happystickman]

Ill wait for my magic to refill, when it does ill barrage it with DB's till it dies.

[31337]

I walk up to and examine the Manor.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: It bashes the tree and knocks you off.
31337: A monster leaps out of the shadows! Or rather, it is the shadows! Now you are fighting;

Shade Guardian
Level: 3-5 (This one's level 4)
Info: Adventurers in dark forests regularly stumble upon undead shades due to the fact that they look like shadows. Also, they can cast Dark Bolt, Dark Barrier, and life draining attacks such as Bloodshot or Devouring Energy are reversed, so they get healed and you take damage.

[happystickman]

Ill hit him anywat I can.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: You stave him with a staff. You do not feel like you can survive this fight.

[happystickman]

I guess ill try to run.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: You flee back to town. When you look back, there's 2 Somethings and an Appleimp on your tail. Once you get to town, however, the guards shoot down the creatures. You gain no experience for monsters killed by guards.

[31337]

I point to another direction and say "ONOS! IT'S A HUGE BEAM OF LIIIIGGGHHHHTTT!!!!" then head for the hills screaming "LIGHT! LIGHT!!! LIGHT!!!!!!".

[happystickman]

Ill go to the inn to rest for the night (or day.)

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: You feel refreshed, and get the choice of a free* health or mana potion!

*= You must pay the 10 gold rerquired for your stay.

31337: The Shade pursues you to the edge of the property. However, the village guards see you, but, fortunately, from a distance, they mistake you for a crazy, light-frenzied old man, but they keep an eye on you all the while.

PS: Everyone (Chaucer and Varkarrus included, despite Varkarrus lurking and Chaucer signing out) has 100 gold to begin with. You get gold for beating monsters nowadays. Also, horses whinnying uncontrollably has been heard from all areas.

[happystickman]

Ill pay, take the health potion, and go look for more somethings.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

HSM: You see a great-looking (for one of those ugly things) Something.

[happystickman]

Ill fire Dark bolts at it till it gets close. When it does ill dodge out of the way and summon a minion as a sheild.