Super Rock Paper Scissors!

[31337]

This is like rock paper scissors but different. You have to defeat the previous persons selected entity with something that can beat it.

Example of game.

Person 1: Fire
Person 2: Water
Person 3: Ice
Person 4: A giant blow torch
Person 5: A leak
Person 6: Puddy (to fill in the leak)
etc.

This goes on forever.

I'll start with something easy.


Crude Oil.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Ork wit a Burna.

[diginova]

Dragon.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

16 ton block

[diginova]

A-Bomb

[31337]

Peace Treaties

[Mr.Onion]

Sabotaged pen.

[Knittel]

a nuke!

[diginova]

cockroach

[Knittel]

a fly swatter.

[AtkinsSJ]

A fly swatter swatter.

[chaucer]

A massive fly.

[diginova]

A 6.02x10^23 kg weight (slightly overkill, I know, but oh well)

[AtkinsSJ]

A black hole. (Possibly also overkill.)

[diginova]

Antimatter.

[Mr.Onion]

Quantum Mechanics.

[AtkinsSJ]

Technicians. Lots of technicians.

[diginova]

CEOs and upper management.
*RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!*

[Mr.Onion]

Bankruptcy. :twisted:

[Redbone]

Everyone.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Some invincible guy from Spam Battle with a bazooka.

[Redbone]

50000000000 invisible police.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Thermal cameras with machine guns.

[Mr.Onion]

The One.

[diginova]

A ghost.

[SpiderPumpkin]

Egon Spengler.

[AtkinsSJ]

Uh, Egon Spengler's parents.

[Mr.Onion]

The Grandfather Paradox. :twisted:

[Knittel]

a tree (which falls on him)

[diginova]

Aliens.

And this is the true Super RPS: RPS-x, where X can be:

7
http://www.umop.com/images/hands.jpg


9
http://www.umop.com/images/rps9.jpg

11
http://www.umop.com/images/rps11.jpg

15
http://www.umop.com/images/rps15.jpg

25

http://www.umop.com/rps25/rps25chart.html (http://www.umop.com/rps25/rps25chart.html)
or 101
http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html (http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html)

[Knittel]

a tank.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Aliens.

And this is the true Super RPS: RPS-x, where X can be:

7
http://www.umop.com/images/hands.jpg


9
http://www.umop.com/images/rps9.jpg

11
http://www.umop.com/images/rps11.jpg

15
http://www.umop.com/images/rps15.jpg

25

http://www.umop.com/rps25/rps25chart.html (http://www.umop.com/rps25/rps25chart.html)
or 101
http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html (http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html)

Whoa! Brain Hurts

On Topic... Armor Piercing Round

[Mr.Onion]

Physchokinesis.

[AtkinsSJ]

Proof Readers. :p

[diginova]

Bad spelers (sp) :)

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Killer pencils.

[31337]

School

[Redbone]

Asploding Pencils

[Mr.Onion]

Enviromentalists.

[Redbone]

Exploding Asploding Enviromentalist Parents

[diginova]

George W Bush.

[Coolguy]

The Spanish Inquisition!

[diginova]

Monty Python

[Mr.Onion]

The Goons!

[Knittel]

a clever person.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

A dumb person with a Big Bad Bazooka.

[Knittel]

a Bouapha who uses the cheat:" ULTRAHAMMERUP"

[Redbone]

A Bouapha Armed with Every Weapon

[Knittel]

An Olaf with 9999 HP.

[Redbone]

An Olaf with N/A HP

[Mr.Onion]

Exception Handling.

[Redbone]

Unbreakable Paper

[Coolguy]

A lit match.

[diginova]

Time.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The Apocalypse.

[Mr.Onion]

Milliways, the Restruant at the end of the Universe!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

The 5th dimension

[diginova]

String Theory.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

That IS string theory

On topic: The FBI once again saving GWB's (Well I probably shouldn't say:p)

[diginova]

Off topic:
No, string theory has up to 13 dimensions. It beats your puny 5.

Spies.

[Coolguy]

Mad scientists bent on world domation.

[diginova]

A power outage.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

A Magnet the size of Jupiter.

[diginova]

Ferrofluid

[Mr.Onion]

0 Kelvin.

[diginova]

An oxyacetylene torch

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Of course, PWNing Antimattter PWNs all!

[Mr.Onion]

Photons! There isn't such a thing as an antiphoton! :p

[Coolguy]

An huge amount of electrons.

[diginova]

How would electrons beat photons?
Darkness would beat photons... or distances less than the Planck length.

[Mr.Onion]

Positrons! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positronic_brain)

[Coolguy]

How would electrons beat photons?
Darkness would beat photons... or distances less than the Planck length.

Oops, I got Protons and Photons mixed up.

Uh... Antiantimatter. :p

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Propromatter!

Off Topic:

Off topic:
No, string theory has up to 13 dimensions. It beats your puny 5.



I thought it had 11!

[AtkinsSJ]

CERN
*Lengthens*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Al Gore, (I said that because i don't know what that is

[diginova]

The non-existance of global warming

[Coolguy]

The existence of global warming. :p

[Mr.Onion]

Enviromentalists.

[diginova]

Loggers.

[Coolguy]

Falling Trees

[diginova]

Nukes.

OVERKILL FTW!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

:shock:Dumbness:shock:
It can not die or be stopped:twisted:

[Coolguy]

Einstein

[Redbone]

Nothing.

[Roland]

Roland.

[Mr.Onion]

Me. :D

[AtkinsSJ]

A team. In fact, the A-Team!

[Redbone]

The Z team

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

the Ω-Team

[Mr.Onion]

A very sharp object.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

A very sharp object.
How would that top the OMEGA team?

ON Topic: Kevlar

[ElMikkino]

The Sun blowing up!

[Roland]

A water pistol.

[diginova]

A hot day.

[Redbone]

An ICY cold day

[Roland]

A wooly jumper.

[blackmyth]

Redbone: The Human Torch.

Roland: The Human Torch.

[Roland]

Spit.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Fireballs From The Sky.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Ice bolts from Happy Pony Land

[Mr.Onion]

Oxymorons.

[Roland]

Morons that don't understand that concept.

[ElMikkino]

Teachers.

[Mr.Onion]

Budget cuts.

[Ryuinfinity]

Unions

[ElMikkino]

Confederate Soldiers.

[diginova]

Nukes.

[ElMikkino]

Forcefield around Canada.

[blackmyth]

Power Outage.

[Ryuinfinity]

Backup generator.

[Mr.Onion]

Sabotage.

[drgamer]

Counter Sabotage.

[Roland]

Annoying humming sound.

[drgamer]

Humbug

[Ryuinfinity]

????????????????

[Roland]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElMikkino]

...............................................

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

The backspace key.

[ElMikkino]

The backspace key becoming broken.

[Roland]

The repair guy.

[ElMikkino]

Electrical fatal shortage. (The repair guy gets electroctued.)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

The Deathly Hallows

[diginova]

Nuke.

Edit: I was replying to Roland.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Uh Uh Uh... the Deathly Hallows make you the Master of Death (AKA Immortal [read HP7!])
Thats something even Nukes can't fix (as if they ever fixed anything)

[ElMikkino]

The Deathly Hallows turning into the DEATHLY EVIL VAMPYRES!!!!!!!

[Roland]

Garlic stake.

[Knittel]

a knife.

[Ryuinfinity]

A giant scorpian!

[ElMikkino]

Giant bug exterminator.

[Redbone]

Giant bug exterminator destoyer.

[diginova]

I was originally replying to Roland.

Nuclear warhead.

[ElMikkino]

Nuclear warheart.;)

[Mr.Onion]

Mutually Assured Destruction.

[blackmyth]

Warheart disease.

[randerzo]

Symbiote

[Roland]

Free vaccinations!

[pizza]

Health care budget cuts

[31337]

The magical healing properties of spam.

[ElMikkino]

The magic non-healing properties of trojans.

[Mr.Onion]

Trojan Horses.

[blackmyth]

Firewall.

[ElMikkino]

Virtual fire hose. (It's a computer firewall, not a real one, right? And if it is, make it a REAL fire hose!)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Virtual Dog

[Redbone]

Virtual Dog Eater

[drgamer]

New law protecting all virtual dogs

[ElMikkino]

Government getting rid of that law.

[diginova]

Nuke.

[Mr.Onion]

The Campagin for Nuclear Disarmament. :p

[souperzombie]

Nukes to nuke the campaign.

OVERKILL FTW!!1!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Chaos Marines.

[blackmyth]

Order Marines.

[ElMikkino]

Food (get it? Order marines? :lol:)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Bad Jokes

Origonally posted by Diginova, ElMikkino and souperzombie
Nukes


Is that your answer for everything?!

[ElMikkino]

No. See?

Atom Bomb :roll: (but really, jk).

[Redbone]

Extra freezing water.

[Roland]

Wetsuit.

[souperzombie]

Dry suit. :roll:

[ElMikkino]

Large jug of water.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Welding Torch

[diginova]

nuklear missilez. (because they're more powerful)

And yes, every post in this thread by me will have something to do with atomic warheads.

[AtkinsSJ]

Grammar Goose.
In-jokes for the win!!!!

[souperzombie]

Typo Goose.

[blackmyth]

Wild goose chase.

[Roland]

Federal Animal Protection Laws

[Redbone]

Hex Laws

[diginova]

Nukes destroy paper.

[drgamer]

Super cockroaches


I think the game just ended

[Coolguy]

Kryptonite. :p (Hey, it works on Superman, so I guess it can work on super bugs, too)

[Redbone]

C++ Codes

[Roland]

Jamul.

[souperzombie]

Jamul's Parents. :p

[Mr.Onion]

Grandfather Paradox!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Universe Glue.

[Redbone]

Glue remover

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Cream of Tarter!

[souperzombie]

Nuke?

[Knittel]

anti-nuke-stone

[Roland]

Paper. (get it? Paper covers rock! ;))

[diginova]

Nuke!

[ElMikkino]

This thread getting deleted by Jamul!

[Redbone]

vBulliten removing that post

[ElMikkino]

vBulletin going bankrupt!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

A generous money doner giving 7 million dollars

[souperzombie]

Theives.

[Knittel]

cops!

[Mr.Onion]

Donuts.

[diginova]

Nuke!

[Mr.Onion]

Ad hominin.

[Redbone]

Ad hominin Virus Scanner

[ElMikkino]

Norton Antivirusvirus

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Panda Security

[blackmyth]

Zoo security.

[diginova]

Nukes

[ElMikkino]

Sekun (Nukes backwards, the nukes fly backwards! *diginova go BOOM!*)

[Redbone]

AVG Anti Spyware

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Disregaurd the next time some one sez any kind of bomb or nuke

[Mr.Onion]

Fine, we'll disregard that post. :p ONOS! Pardoxical logic! :p

AVG Spyware. :p

[AtkinsSJ]

Grisoft's Public Relations Department

[Redbone]

Grisoft's Private Relations Departmen

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Private invesitgater!

[drgamer]

A Film Noir parody

[souperzombie]

Lack of common sence?

[drgamer]

uncommon sense

(Film Noir is a fairly old type of tv show/movie (I guess), it's pretty much a detective show. And it's in black and white (that old))

[ElMikkino]

ununcommon sense:roll:

[Redbone]

nukes! :p

[.Blue Dwarf.]

anti-nuke nukes.

[diginova]

anti-anti-nuke-nukes of asplosion

[Roland]

ElMikkino.

[ElMikkino]

Anti-ElMikkino:shock:.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Pro_onikkiMlE:???:

[souperzombie]

Very large nuke asplosions.

[happystickman]

Anti nuke campaign

[ElMikkino]

Poison to kill campaigns.

[happystickman]

Antidote

[souperzombie]

Teh Plague!!1!

[ElMikkino]

Doctors and quarantine.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Typhoid Mary

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

a nuke!

Nukes.

OVERKILL FTW!

Nukes.

Nuke.

Edit: I was replying to Roland.

I was originally replying to Roland.

Nuclear warhead.

Nuke.

Nukes to nuke the campaign.

OVERKILL FTW!!1!

nuklear missilez. (because they're more powerful)

And yes, every post in this thread by me will have something to do with atomic warheads.

Nukes destroy paper.

Nuke?

Nuke!

Nuke!

Nukes

nukes! :p

anti-nuke nukes.

anti-anti-nuke-nukes of asplosion

Very large nuke asplosions.

Can you shut up with the NUKES! Esp. you Diginova!

[ElMikkino]

I agree! Look at my siggy! It proves it!

[Knittel]

*Looking on The Ninja of Frozen Milks Quotes*
It seems that diginova postes most times "nuke!"
I think it would be ok when one time someone posts nuke!
But not:
person 1:nuke!
person 2:stone!
person 3:nuke!
person 4:axe!
person 5:nuke!
person 6:asploding!
person 7:nuke!
person 8:nuke!
person 9:nuke!

EDIT: I really agree with your sig, ElMikkino!

[souperzombie]

AK-47 beats teh Typhoid Mary.
i fink. :???:

[drgamer]

Gun Control (impervious to all nuclear weapons)

Everyone, just add '(impervious to all nuclear weapons)' to your stuff... It might be the only way!

Or we just ignore any mention of nukes, and continue the game from that point

[souperzombie]

Criminals
(Impervious to Nukes and asplosions)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Police

[ElMikkino]

Saddam Hussan, the guys that blew up the World Trade Centre, and this guy named Matthew Byers who likes to stalk children...:p

[chaucer]

One quick, simple, hushed up, localized explosion in the area that they are in.

[ElMikkino]

A forcefield.

[souperzombie]

nuclea-No.
Millions of ARMY TANKZ!!!1!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Redbone]

War Machines (With Nukes! Just kidding)

[ElMikkino]

A giant flood.

[Roland]

A really thirsty person.

[Knittel]

the desert!
(Now didn't post nukes or asploding!)

[souperzombie]

A giant flood.
AHA! infinete loopzorz! :p

[Knittel]

sandbags. Which holds the water away!
http://www.wdr.de/radio/wdr2/_m/images/upload/moma/hochwasser_dresden_dpa_160x.jpg

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

h2so4

[souperzombie]

h2so4
What the heck is that? :shock:

[drgamer]

A chemistry teacher

H2SO4 is an acid... I guess it melted away the sandbags.. I still don't know why not knowing about the chemical would work (Little Johnny was a chemist's son. Little Johnny hit the floor.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4 .)

[AtkinsSJ]

The headmaster.

Specifically, H2SO4 is sulphuric acid.

[souperzombie]

AHAAAAAAA ILL REMEMBER THAT

The prime minister ;)

[ElMikkino]

The king/queen.

[Redbone]

King/Queen Be-Gone Spray

[happystickman]

A lighter. :twisted:

[drgamer]

Fire Safety

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

A guy on fire

[chaucer]

40 days and 40 nights of rain.

[Redbone]

Snow.

[ElMikkino]

Hurricane.

[Megadog]

Me!!!

[souperzombie]

Yerfdog. :yerf:

Edit: Lol there are 5 yerfdogs in my post XD

[Knittel]

The yerfdog gets scared from a scary bat!