Conspiracy Theories?

[Mr.Onion]

Do you believe any conspiracy theories, like 9/11? I don't believe that theory for this reason:

To be more precise, the fact that [the author], his friends, and family are alive, is proof that "Loose Change" is [rubbish]. He, along with a couple of his friends, created a 9/11 conspiracy video claiming that the US government and the military caused 9/11. Take a closer look at the last part of that last sentence: he's claiming that the US government, for whatever ends, killed nearly 3,000 innocent Americans, and tens if not hundreds of thousands of more lives in the conflicts that ensued because of it.

Since Dylan's arguing that the government has no problem killing 3,000 innocent people, this raises the question: if his documentary is true, and we've established that the government has no ethical qualms about killing thousands of its own people, then why wouldn't the government kill Avery and his friends as well? What's a few more lives to them to ensure the success of this conspiracy?

[AtkinsSJ]

Maybe that's what they want you to think.

[Coolguy]

Humans didn't land on the moon- It's a conspiracy!!1!!1 :p (No, I don't believe in that one, but I've heard of it)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Yeah just like your Yet another conpiricy (ACK I CAN'T SPELL!) Thoery in TM

[Roland]

There's one thing about conspiracy theories... Just because they're possible, doesn't make it so. It is entirely possible that they are true, but the odds are very unlikely. Yet some people choose to believe them anyway. This goes with all conspiracy theories.

[Ryuinfinity]

[link-b-gone]
The ultimate in conspiracy theories!

[blackmyth]

While it is, theres also some strong language in there, so that link would be better off gone.

[Mr.Onion]

BANG! And the link is gone! :p

[Roland]

BANG! And the link is gone! :p

That's quotable material... Though shouldn't it be, "BAM!"?

Sorry for the off-topicness, what was the link getting at?

[AtkinsSJ]

That's quotable material... Though shouldn't it be, "BAM!"?

No Roland. It MUST be BANG! Obviously you're missing something (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cillit_bang).

[blackmyth]

The world is flat, and appprently the government is covering it up.

[Mr.Onion]

Any fool can see that the Turtle moves. Anyone who says otherwise is in on a Conspiracy.



/me whistles tunelessly.

[AtkinsSJ]

Why did Onion start 'Conspiracy' with a capital C? It's a Conspiracy!

[regeneratorizer]

The world is flat, and appprently the government is covering it up.

Yes, they are covering it up with a giant Sphere.

[drgamer]

This is not a post.


How's THAT for a big coverup?

[Hammered]

I have a theory that the prevalence of conspiracy theories is acutal a giant conspiracy to cover up the actual plot, which is, of course, for the world to be taken over by dumb games. ;)

[regeneratorizer]

Holy Earmuffs, Batman, Atkins used my post as a sig!

Popular R' us!


Oh, and, on topic..... Yeah, you know the way toasters make some noise when it pops up? Thats actually The Feds using a peice of toast as a gateway to The Z Sector...

[regeneratorizer]

Any fool can see that the Turtle moves.

Actually, the turtle doesnt move on the ground, the ground moves below the turtle.

[Mr.Onion]

Actually, the turtle doesnt move on the ground, the ground moves below the turtle.
You don't get the reference. :p

[regeneratorizer]

You don't get the reference. :p


No, it is YOU that do not get the reference.

[AtkinsSJ]

In Soviet Russia, reference doesn't get YOU!

[drgamer]

Jamul is keeping the junksmithing stuff sekkrit so we won't be able to figure out how to make artifacts!

Oh, you wanted theories... my bad!

[Coolguy]

Jamul is keeping the junksmithing stuff sekkrit so we won't be able to figure out how to make artifacts!

Oh, you wanted theories... my bad!

Actually, there was a junk smithing recipe for an artifact, but it became impossible to make. (It made the Sun Angel Amulet, I think) :p

[drgamer]

Only for below level 10 junksmithing :P

Oh and the world is a disk

[Coolguy]

Only for below level 10 junksmithing :P

Oh and the world is a disk

Wrong, it's a pyramid. (Thus, the earth actually has 6 poles)

[AtkinsSJ]

Incorrect! According to Wikipedia, there are an estimated 38,518,241 Poles. :p

[drgamer]

Wrong, it's a pyramid. (Thus, the earth actually has 6 poles)
Okay fine, it's a disc, and if you don't believe me, it's your fault I'm wrong!
/reference

Oh and don't walk under any trees! (I believe Onion knows why)

[Ryuinfinity]

It's a bannana cream pie!
Oh, and the moon is a giant spaceship built by the feds.

[drgamer]

The universe is made of pudding. Tapioca and Butterscotch.

[happystickman]

And the moon is made of swiss cheese. The craters are actually holes.

[regeneratorizer]

Mr. Onion is actually The Feds in a random-voting disguise.

[drgamer]

In Soviet Russia, The Government makes conspiracy theories about YOU!

And then acts accordingly, as if they were true! It's a conspiracy wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in another conspiracy, wrapped inside a four dimensional hyper-taco!