The Ultimate Showdown (Unorganized)

[ElMikkino]

Same as the organized thread, except you don't have health, and it's just an all-out classic forum battle!

[Roland]

*Puts on bandana* *Grabs sword* I am ready for battle!

[ElMikkino]

*Trips Roland while randomly rambling rubbish 'round him*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*Practices Stealth* *Grabs Katanas* *Dips in Liquid Nitrogen* *Grabs big bag of Shurikins and throwing knives*

"En Taro Adun ElMikkino!" *Slips into Shadows and hurls Shurikins at ElMikkino*

"Ah, its good being a Ninja!"

[ElMikkino]

*picks up a computer*

Ninjas are puny! I have technology!*rams ninja on the head with computer*

[Roland]

*Grabs fox* *Sets it on fire* Now I have a... FIREFOX!

NOTE: The fox didn't feel any pain. It is resistent to it's own fire.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*floats over in blimp**spills ater on firefox and the computer*ElMikkino is shocked and the fire fox gets put out and has a virus
"Ha take THAT!!!"

[Mr.Onion]

Cause Critical Wounds!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*flies away to FOSD* (which was kindly repaired by HMS)
I am invincible:mrgreen:

[diginova]

Reflect!
Invert!
BUBBLE!

[ElMikkino]

I pop the bubble with a needle, and throw the computer on Roland's head!

P.S.: CURSE YOU, INTERNET!!! STOP DISCONNECTING!!!!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I asplodinate Mars! WAHAHAHA! (That's where we're fighting, right?)

[randerzo]

*grabs Skull Staff* *summons skeleton*
BEWARE RANDERZO THE NECROMANCER!

[ElMikkino]

*grabs hammer* *pokes skeleton with hammer and it dies*
Meh.

[randerzo]

*Shoots a Necro Bolt at Diginova and knocks him to the ground*
*commands a new skeleton to bonk Mr.Onion on the head with a hammer*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PS: MY UNDEAD ARE NOT THAT WEAK!!

[ElMikkino]

*grabs skull staff* *BURNINATES randerzo* Whateva.

[randerzo]

My skull staff is cursed and El's head blows up cuz he wasent me and his head caNT GROW BACK

[randerzo]

delete

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*Grabs Syringe* *Pumps Adrenaline into Veins*

"DIIIIIEEEE!!!" *Goes Ballistic with Katanas*

[randerzo]

*ninja manages almost completely miss me but does manage to cut off my
pinkie* *Randerzo starts crying*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

(summons Dumbthirster of Corn) Beware the powers of Idioticness! *Dumbthirster of Corn impales (heh, funny word, impale) Randerzo*

[ElMikkino]

I grow a new thinking FOOT! Now you can't bear to look at me! *locks ninja in a toehold and throws his katanas at randerzo's head!*

[randerzo]

and yet after all those attacks they all miss and out of sheer terror I wack El on the head

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Because I am have a ice katana. your fingers are frozen. I hurl shurkins at Randerzo very rabidly

[ElMikkino]

I dont have a head...I have a FOOT! *kicks randerzo AND DOES NOT MISS*

[randerzo]

and it turns out all ninjas weapons are made out of rubber. And they all bounce off my head most painfully.


"Hey stop *OW* throwing things at me *OW*"

[randerzo]

I dont have head...I have a FOOT! *kicks randerzo AND DOES NOT MISS*



OW! *Starts crying again*


EDIT: Hey! Why am I the target of everything?

[ElMikkino]

*Wipes tears out of randerzo's eyes* Better? *randerzo nods* *punches randerzo*

[randerzo]

your mean!! *summons invincble mega skeleton

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

EDIT: Hey! Why am I the target of everything?

Probably comes from you single-mindedly uber-attacking ElMikkino. Oh yeah, *Dumbthister of Corn impales Randerzo & stomps on Ninja of the Frozen Milk*

[ElMikkino]

Okay, then I get a nuclear warhead, and pound it on ninjas head! (While wearing an energy barrier.)

[randerzo]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *mega skeleton eats me*

[randerzo]

*And corn misses again on both aTACKS*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*ElMikkino feels a strange buzzing in ElMikkino's footear* *the bee in ElMikkino's footear stings Ninja of the Frozen Milk and then flies back into ElMikkino's footear and turns into an airhorn and goes off, knocking ElMikkino silly* MWAHAHAHA! *piece of Mars lands on me* OW! Dumb rock!

[ElMikkino]

I get so silly that I get to be serious, and force every single one of you to write "I am the worst forum fighter ever" 100 times, in their next post! Muahahaha!

[randerzo]

*climbs out of skeleton* can I get sum help here??

[ElMikkino]

You didn't write that 100 times! I will scold you!!!! *picks up randerzo, twirls him around in the air, and then throws him in front of a Matilda-X loading up for her deathbeam attack!*

[randerzo]

*teleports back*

[randerzo]

*starts crying* Stop it!

[ElMikkino]

Only if you write "I am the worst forum battler EVER" 10 times on your next post.
(Yes that's not a typing error.................................^.)

[randerzo]

your not being cool or funny just mean!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I am the BEST forum battler EVER!!!*100
*launches Plagued cows across the land making everyone very sick and begging for the cure(Which only I have)* Pay 5 dollars to get 1 cure!
Only 700 left!

*gives one cure to randerzo for free*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*eats Cure Corn* There! Now, Dumbthirster, IMPALE THAT BUNNAY WITH A BRAIN IN IT'S FOOT!!!!!

[randerzo]

*gives one cure to randerzo for free*

thanks :)

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Come join me in my FOSD for it cannot be destroyed!!!!!

[randerzo]

*goes to FOSD*

[Roland]

Unfortunately, at his castle, there seemed to be some sort of ticking noise.

Everyone: What's that annoying noise?

randerzo: I found the source of the ticking noise... It's a pipe bomb!

Everyone: What?

BOOM!

Of course, Roland had slipped out the back, and ran out into the forest. After a while, he came back with a horde of angry squirrels. CHARGE!

[31337]

I come in to the fray!

*picks up mr. large generic blunt object and tosses it at the Ninja of Frozen Milk*

I am the true ninja here! Ph33r My 1337n355!11!1

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Stomp Those Squirrels, Corn!

[ElMikkino]

Ok, I'm sorry randerzo, but it is a forum battle, after all! Now where was I...oh yes! I put some squirrel food on the ground, but it has poison on it, and all the squirrels get rabies, and they attack everyone! (Except me, cause they see my bomb and my gun that I'm holding.)

[randerzo]

*shoots a HUGE necro bolt at all the squirrels and kills them*

"who wants to hold my staaaaff??

[Mr.Onion]

Continual Dark!

Har har! :p

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*Dumbthirster of Corn picks up ElMikkino and opens a rift into Happy Pony Land full of Gumdrop Trees and Strawberry Waterfalls, and throws ElMikkino into the rift* Bye-bye! :twisted:

[Mr.Onion]

Summon Extraplanar Being, eg. ElMikkino. :p

[ElMikkino]

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! *take machine gun and a bazooka and fires both at PCR (I use up all the ammo in both of them)*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

"Stupid Weapons" *Kicks ElMikkino Someplace Unholy* >_<

*ElMik Falls down rift from unimagimable pain*

"Hey Randerzo I promise not to attack you if you turn my weapons to Titanium Alloy :twisted:(I'm Serious!)"

[randerzo]

"Stupid Weapons" *Kicks ElMikkino Someplace Unholy* >_<

*ElMik Falls down rift from unimagimable pain*

"Hey Randerzo I promise not to attack you if you turn my weapons to Titanium Alloy :twisted:(I'm Serious!)"


sorry im not that kind wizard, im a NECROMANCER!!!

however I turn it to DARKITE! (Darkite Is the strongest most durable and least heavy subtance In the universe and and is enchanted with DARK MAGICAL POWER can only be made by necromancers.

Is that good enough??

[ElMikkino]

*a rift opens up above nofm's head* NoFM: What the... *ElMikkino falls out of the pit, fully healed, with a new darkite machine gun, and a darkite sledgehammer, which he both got from an alternate randerzo in an alternate dimension, an pounds the sledgehammer on NoFM's head, which makes him fall into a rift, and NoFM ends up in front of a very mad devil!:twisted:*

[randerzo]

sorry all my alternate selves are paladins! you got shineite which is the exact oppesete of darkite.(Shineite Is the weakest most fragile most heavey substance in the universe and has the totally lame power to GLOW IN THE DARK!

Im the only one in this game who can make DARKITE!

[randerzo]

by the way both your weapons crumble to dust and NoFM emerges totally unharmed.:p

[ElMikkino]

*Jafar from Aladdin suddenly walks in* *I steal his snake staff* At randerzo: You will be forced to make darkite weapons for me. *randerzo makes darkite weapons and hands them over, and then I fire darkite machine gun bullets at NoFM, and I fire a bazooka rocket at PCR*

[randerzo]

NO you have to ask nicely then u can have um! those are cheap plastic!:p

mind control does not work Necromancers

[randerzo]

by the way I can destroy darkite as fast as I can make it. so you need an an Alliance with me to get any darkite

[Mr.Onion]

Summon Weapon, the Subtle Knife. *chops through all Darkite and wounds Randerzo*

[randerzo]

um sorry but the knife would break before it even left a scratch on the Darkite. Only necromancers can destroy it andyou are not a necromancer
;)

[Mr.Onion]

Sorry, but the knife can cut through any matter. ;)

[randerzo]

not DArkite!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*dodges bazooka rocket* *Dumbthirster makes ElMikkino look like a popular, circular breakfeast food commonly served with syrup*

[souperzombie]

*X100 Big bang kamehameha*
.....................
Pretty much everything including the earth is destroyed.
Maybe i overdid it.

[randerzo]

*X100 Big bang kamehameha*
.....................
Pretty much everything including the earth is destroyed.
Maybe i overdid it.


hey look the darkite survived!!

[ElMikkino]

randerzo: read "His Dark Materials" trilogy, and btw, the subtle knife can even cut through dimensions, so it can cut through darkite! And sorry, how 'bout an alliance?

NoFM: *Unfreezes his milk*

PCR: *Robs all of his plasma cannons*

Mr.Onion: *Slices him*

Roland: *Sticks "die" at the end of your name [Roll-And-Die])*

Souperzombie: *steals soup*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

How could a pancake steal my cybernetically-implanted plasma cannons? :p

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

sorry im not that kind wizard, im a NECROMANCER!!!

however I turn it to DARKITE! (Darkite Is the strongest most durable and least heavy subtance In the universe and and is enchanted with DARK MAGICAL POWER can only be made by necromancers.

Is that good enough??

"Yeah thats good"
*pats Randerzo on back*
"Thanks!"

*Slices Elmikkino with ice DARKITE Katana then kicks him someplace unholy again*


*Good Karma Drains from Elmikkinos Dark Wound*

Ha! you have no power!

OH BTW ALLIANCE ANYONE?!

EVERYBODY ATTACK ELMIKKINO!

[ElMikkino]

With my last bits of strength, I hit the self destruct button for the Earth! But, at the last milisecond, I get a healing potion, and a lightspeed spaceship which I fly off in!

EDIT: Why does every1 hate me????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randerzo]

*gives El a darkite "Rapid-Fire Shadow-Magic Laser Bolt Gun("Shadow gun" for short)"*( its ammo is the dark magical power from the darkite, concentrated into powerful magic Laser blasts and thus can never run out of ammo) Necro Alliance MADE!

edit:I dont hate you, I dont know about the others tho. however you gotta admit you havent been helping any1 but U.

[souperzombie]

*Rearanges every atom in the DARKITE and turns it into playdough.*

*Pours -EVIL- soup on playdough. it dissolves.* SOUP FTW!!!:p

[ElMikkino]

Uh...darkite can't be hurt...*fires shadow gun at souperzombie*

EDIT: What is everyone standing on? The Earth blew up! I am in my spaceship!

[randerzo]

Uh...darkite can't be hurt...


too true

[randerzo]

*hurrys back to fosd*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*goes with renderzo*
*builds spaceship*
"Hop on Randerzo!"

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Sorry, but the knife can cut through any matter. ;)

Darkite isn't matter

[randerzo]

*hops on*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Warps toword ELmik and fires darkite cannons at elmikk

[randerzo]

Warps toword ELmik and fires darkite cannons at elmikk but I have an alliance with el too!

and I never made you any darkite cannon

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

"You gave me A bunch of darkite... i can make a cannon!"
*Calls off attack and invites ElMikkino on the ship*

[randerzo]

Only necromancers can craft Darkite . And when I said that you had a bunch of darkite I was referring to all your darkite weapons

[randerzo]

would you like a darkite cannon??

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Hrrm.... hey! What happens if I delete this file;

darkite.bummer

*all darkite gets deleted*

[Mr.Onion]

ERROR: Invalid Method.

PlasmaCannonsRule.Dispose(); :twisted:

Also, Dispell Magic *all darkite collapses*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Well, all that means is that I'm an invicible uber-ghost and Darkite no longer exists.

[Mr.Onion]

A lich is binding ghouls? TURN UNDEAD!

[randerzo]

only the creator the darkite can dispell the darkite.:p;)


also the the darkite still exists!!!

[randerzo]

why does every1 want to destroy the darkite???????!!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

why does every1 want to destroy the darkite???????!!

Because it uber pwnzorz. Also, *possesses Randerzo* Now, GIMME DARKITE, SLAVE!!!!! :twisted::twisted::twisted::p

[randerzo]

*fights it* errrr AHRGGGH!!! NEEEEEEVVVVEEERRRR!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHRGGG!!! YOU *twitches* HAVE TO ... ASK NICELY!!

[randerzo]

PCR: *hits randerzo*

Randerzo: *starts crying and whimpering*

[Roland]

*Sets darkite on fire*

[randerzo]

*sniffle* Darkite Is not flammable

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*Floats over to randerzo's ship(The FOSD has a rocket propulsion system:shock:)*

Randerzo, can I have some Darkite plating for my FOSD and an alliance?

*mole people begin populating mars*
YAY!!! I have my own planet:)
Come join me randerzo, NoFM an El mik.

[randerzo]

Necro Alliance made! *gives darkite armor*

[Mr.Onion]

*intercepts*

Also, *casts Charm Person on PCR*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Well MO's spell did a whole lot of nothing! I'm a ghost, for crying out loud! Also, *asks MO for alliance*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Welcome Blue Dwarf!

Hey R... can I have a couple darkite cannon for my cruiser?

[randerzo]

*installs cannons*

2 Darkite Shadow cannons (same as a shadow gun only bigger)

1 Darkite Energy Bomb Cannon ( Shoots bombs just like the ones from Matilda X's tail only the bombs a black

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*Warps to Mr O**Shoots shadow cannons at him*

[randerzo]

*casts dark lightning at PCR*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*possesses NotFM*

Ninja of the Frozen Milk: "AAUUGGHH! The agony! Must..... shoot..... BLUE DWARF! *opens darkite cannon fire on .Blue Dwarf.

[randerzo]

* randerzo protects Blue Dwarf with Shadow Shield and was injured in the process*

AGHHHGGRRGGHH!!


*gets paladin friend to rez PCR so he is not a ghost anymore*

[ElMikkino]

*shoots darkite gun at PCR*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*attempts numerous daredevil stunts, until I finally die by trying to breath* There! I'm a ghost again! *scares Randerzo so badly he passes into a coma* *resummons Dumbthirster of Corn* FEAR MY WRATH!!!! (P.S: This is kinda Spam Battle-ish! Cool!)

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*puts out super natural treats and goodies*
PCR"Mmmmmmmmmmmm."
BD"HA!"
*traps pcr in a soul catching box and locks it away in a dumbthirster proof box*
BD"Randerzo R U ok?"
*hooks randerzo up to life support machine of awsomeness*
*Randerzo comes back from coma*(Still in bad condition)
BD"YAY:D"

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

PCR: "Dumbthirster, IMPALE THE DWARF!!!"
Dumbthirster: "Okay, boss. You're da boss." *impales .Blue Dwarf.*
.Blue Dwarf.: "AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! I'VE BEEN IMPALED! *dies and gets sucked into the soul box*"
PCR: Hello. *pounds fist in hand*
BD: Oh, no!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I did not put him in a coma I just made him cry!

Shoots PCR with bomb cannons

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I did not put him in a coma I just made him cry!

Shoots PCR with bomb cannons

1. You didn't put him in a coma. I did.
2. I'm in an invincible box beating up Blue Dwarf's ghost.

[randerzo]

what he meant was you did nothing to randerzo but make him cry!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Yeah... Whoops! Sorry Man!

[randerzo]

*gets paladin to rez Blue Dwarf and make him immortal*

*gets paladin to rez PCR* *curses pcr so when he dies he wont turn into a ghost*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Turns all 3 cannons on and fires them without haste at PCR

[Mr.Onion]

*reverses direction of cannon balls*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Darkite armor protects
Shadow guns still hit him

Shoots cannons at MO

[Mr.Onion]

*converts cannonballs to nuclear warheads and does the above again* :twisted:

[randerzo]

*Uses most of energy to defend friends with the greatest shadow shield ever and was severely injured In process*
*Stagers back into fosd before fainting*
uhhh....

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*notices that all the fighting has cracked the box* *quits choking Blue Dwarf's ghost, puts down the Chainsaw Bazooka, and escapes the box*

PCR: I'M FREE!!!!!
Dumbthirster: Yay!
Blue Dwarf: Uuugggghhhh...... My head..... My neck...... All other parts of my body.
Mr. Onion: ............
Everyone Else: ONOS!

[randerzo]

NOFM:uh PCR? your mortal again and randerzo cursed you so you cant become a ghost again even if you die!
:p

..... and randerzo is still out cold
PS READ THE LAST PAGE!!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Yay!
I own Mars and Rule the mole people and now I'm immortal!!:twisted:
Where is every one fighting???
*Hires aliens to inhabbit jupiter and make it mine*
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Wait I can't live on jupiter.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....ooooo!!! !!!!!
blabber blabber.
Oh well I still own it.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*goes back in time and breaks curse* Yay! I'm a ghost again! *possesses Randerzo* *Randerzo turns everyone but MO and Roland (they haven't done to much to me!) into ghosts!* *Dumbthirster eats ElMikkino's ghost*

Dumbthirster: Yummy!
Randerzo: Must.... resi..... I AM DUMB!!!!!!!!!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Yay!
I own Mars and Rule the mole people and now I'm immortal!!:twisted:
Where is every one fighting???
*Hires aliens to inhabbit jupiter and make it mine*
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Wait I can't live on jupiter.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....ooooo!!! !!!!!
blabber blabber.
Oh well I still own it.

I asplodinate Mars! WAHAHAHA! (That's where we're fighting, right?)

Uhh.......

[ElMikkino]

I come out the other end!:shock: I then shoot everyone with my darkite gun (that can hurt ghosts!)!

MrO: THE PAIN!!!
Roland: ROLL-AND-DIE!!!
PCR: Ouch. (<--Understatement.)
NoFM: MY MILK HAS THAWED! NOOOOOOOOO!
Anybody else I left out: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!:roll:

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Why did you shoot your allies

I thought you blew up earth?
I must have missed it:oops:
So from the dirt gathered by the mole people from earth and mars they make a new planet.
I shall call it.......................PHIL!!!!!!!
and i move my fosd there and set up a no blow up/destroy planet shield.
I seperate it into three islands; My main island with my FOSD lots of nice things and a nice village to relax and heal in. No fighting here except in the royal fighting arena(which is full of traps:twisted:),
The dead lands: These lands have lots of dead trees and skulls lying around and it has it's own evil FOSD of darkness. All who enter never return alive.
and finnaly the random battle land with random terrains and is a good place to fight.

Violaters of these rules will be attacked by mole people.
If you don't like these planetary rules(which there arn't alot of so it should be fine.) then you can just go die in space or get a space station/ship or something


Can someone please define the teams so far

[randerzo]

*goes back in time and breaks curse* Yay! I'm a ghost again! *possesses Randerzo* *Randerzo turns everyone but MO and Roland (they haven't done to much to me!) into ghosts!* *Dumbthirster eats ElMikkino's ghost*

Dumbthirster: Yummy!
Randerzo: Must.... resi..... I AM DUMB!!!!!!!!!

sorry none of that really happened cuz ONLY I CAN BREAK THE CURSE!!:twisted:

[.Blue Dwarf.]

In that case he goes back in time and stops you from making the curse

sorry randerzo

[Mr.Onion]

Sombody set up us the bomb....


HADOKEN, Delayed 3 seconds!

Teleport!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

PCR: Everyone, let's KILL ELMIKKINO for SHOOTING EVERYONE!!!
Warboss: Yeah, dat's best left to da ORKS!
Everyone: ..........
*cricket* *cricket* *cricket*
Dumbthirster: *Shoots, smashes, stomps, & chops ElMikkino*

[randerzo]

NOOOOOOOO!! EL MIIIIKKK!!!! * gets ANGERY!!*

YOU MONSTER!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *eyes start glowing red* *body glows with a dark Aura* *planet trembles* *gets all muscley* DIEEE MURDERER!! *pwns and kills Dumbthirster* *destroys PCR's soul and body*

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*sits in FOSD watching the fight and eating popcorn*
Wow...........
YAY RANDERZO!!!!!
*grabs axe and joins the fray*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!
*chops mr.o's legs and arms off*
YAY for me!!

[randerzo]

Randerzo: RAAAAAAAARGG!!! *finds cookie* oooooohh!
*turns back to normal*

Mr.O:*tries to steal cookie but gets bonked on the head with darkite Skull Staff*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Traiter!!! Stabs ElMikkino with Darkite Katanas

All good karma escapes from ElMikk's wound

Kicks EM Someplace unholy Many MANY Times

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

PCR's Ghost's Ghost: Hi everyone! *resummons Dumbthirster* Now, die everyone! (Except for MO, Roland, and NoFM)
*Randerzo faints*
ElMikkino: ONOS! this isn't going to be good!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Why Not Me (Well I mean... I'm not argueing but...)

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Ummmmmmmmmm........
mr.o can have his limbs back.
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!

nofm you attacked elmik
thats y

[randerzo]

*Wakes up* you....... *eyes start glowing red* *body glows with a dark Aura* *planet trembles* *gets all muscley* AHHAUURGGGUUAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*totally destroys PCR forever more (including his mind)* *PWNS DUMBTHIERSTER AND KILLS HIM AND MAKES IT SO HE CAN NEVER COMEBACK AGAIN EVER!

[ElMikkino]

Guys, I forgot! I had justr got back my net connection, and I was angry, and when you are angry, you forget! Sorry! And, I rewind time to before I fired, and all the bullets miss all my allies! (and instead, most of em hit PCR! And, anything that happened after I fired gets reversed.)

[.Blue Dwarf.]

or doesn't happen at all would be better
cause why would i give mr.o his limbs and then chop them off again??

in any case phil is still here and my fosd still stands and i still chop mr'o's limbs off(exclueding head)

[randerzo]

you now know what happens when I get angery too:twisted:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*Anti-Godmodder goes back in time and destroys all of Randerzo's godmodding powers*

PCR's Ghost: Yay! Im back! And I'm still with stupid!
Dumbthirster: Me to!
Everyone Else: *groans*

[.Blue Dwarf.]

when i get angry i get all my allies in the FOSD and launch plagued cows across the land and charge $5.00 for the cure. But I don't normally get an-
*stubs toe on a pile Mr.O's severed limbs*
Owwwwww!!!
must:(... resist:shock:.... angerrrrrrrrrr:twisted:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IN THE FOSD MY ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Blasts cow every where(yes even in space and yes even in the peaceful island on phil)*



PCR it is wrong to make yourself invincable but it is also wrong to take away all powers
You too randerzo
it just isn't fun then

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*meditates* oooommmmm........ oooooooommmmmmm...... oooooommmmmmm..........
Dumbthirster: Whacha doin' boss?
PCR's Ghost: SUPER SLAUGHTERHOUSE SUPREME PLAGUE-KILLING KICKJA!!!!!!!! *kicks all plague cows & they die*

[.Blue Dwarf.]

doesn't matter if thy're dead it just make them more deadly cause then they asplode sending little chuncks every-where

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Clear the AREA!
BIOHAZARD!
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Nukes Fly and destroy the Plague cows and the disease too.

[randerzo]

uhh that doesn't work...

you just replaced the diesease with nucular radiation.

[happystickman]

*Takes out Stake* THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU ALL!

[ElMikkino]

I don't believe in God!

*Takes stake out of happystickman's hand and stabs him in the heart*

Happystickman: OMGOSH!:shock:

[happystickman]

Nothing happens for Im a werewolf, not a vampire!! *eats ElMikkino*

[ElMikkino]

Just before I die, I shoot you in the head from the inside! You die, and you loosen your jaws, and I escape! I then drink a life potion and get restored!:D

[Knittel]

New person comes!
(I am an alien!)

Now I go into my UFO. *system on|aim for ElMikkino|think of ElMikkino|ElMikkino is nice|so shooting on.... Ninja of Frozen Milk*

I shoot with all my laser canones on Ninja Of Frozen Milk!
Boom!

[Mr.Onion]

*dances around HSM tauntingly, whislt wearing silver jewelry*

[Knittel]

smells like Onion? smells... Mmmm... Onion! *like Onions*
I go to Mr. Onion and try to eat him! :p

[happystickman]

I shoot Mr O with a fire ball from my mouth and then saute him to use to garnish my next meal. HA!

[Knittel]

Happystickman has changed Mr. Onion to a uneatable Mr. Onion.
So now killing him with a rocket from my UFO! :p

[happystickman]

But, I take the rocket and throw it back at you with my super werewolf strength! Then I eat your remains witth sauted Mr. Onion's.

[Knittel]

Stop! My UFO is deleted, ok but I have teleported me away, and teleported back remains from another alien! (So I am still alive!)

Now I shoot with a non-throwing-back-rocket on happystickman. :p

[happystickman]

I side step it. :p

[Knittel]

But my non-throwing-back-rocket causes a super duper boom over the complete world!
http://debbe.ebytehost.com/Werke/Explosion.JPG

[happystickman]

Sweet, im not on your world. Im IN YOU MIND!

[Knittel]

OK, I shoot with a
non-throwing-back-but-in-my-mind-enemy-destroyer-rocket!

[happystickman]

Sweet. Your Head asplodes as well.

[Knittel]

Oh no.

But I go back to the Planet Xenotopia, and other aliens heals me!
(My knoweldege was saved on a super computer!)

[ElMikkino]

I give Knittel a spare machine gun of mine!

Alliance?

[Mr.Onion]

Er...HSM, didn't you read the part about the silver jewelry? :p Since you ate me, jewelry and all, you're barely alive, if not dead. :p

[happystickman]

Crap! I guess I need a need a place to renanimate to. Anyone? Please?

[ElMikkino]

*crickets chirping*

10 minutes later: *happystickman dies*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Crap! I guess I need a need a place to renanimate to. Anyone? Please?

You can stay on FOSD (NO TOUCHIE!)
HSM doesn't die!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

PCR's Ghost: Hey, wanna see something really cool? *blows up everything in sight* *revives MO as a ghost*

MO's Ghost: BOO! *everyone goes into a coma*

Dumbthirster: Don't u love the power of da word BOO? Oh yeah, my location you're asking Knittel? I'm in ur base, stealin' ur cool stuff.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I put every one in my "life support machine of awsomeness"
and they all come back from their comas and ultra team up on the ghousts and dumbthirster.

[happystickman]

Well I get renaimated as the happystickwitch and cast plague on all of you!

[ElMikkino]

The plague only makes us flash red and blue, so when you look at us you get a seisure. Click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denn%C5%8D_Senshi_Porygon) for more info.

[happystickman]

However I dont get seizures, and therefore decide to just burninate you.

[Mr.Onion]

Counterspell! :p

[randerzo]

*ghost control*

I NOW cONTROLL MO!!:twisted:

*Gets hit on the head with a coconut*

*loses focus and starts crying*

ps: If your wondering why my char crys so much its cuz he is 9 1/2years old:lol:

[Mr.Onion]

Counterspell!

I suggest to randerzo that he should focus on PCR rather than me.

[randerzo]

*Ghost control!* I NOW CONT... *gets hit the head with a pineapple and starts crying and bleeding* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[randerzo]

wait... Pineapple and coconut.. AHA! *makes Pina colda*

Pina Colda any1??

[souperzombie]

NOOOOOOOOO HE HAS DISCOVURED MY WEAKNESS
*Nukes Pina Colda*
NoBodY sHoUlD kNoW mY wEaKnEsS!!! :cry:

[regeneratorizer]

*Huffs and puffs and blows your house down!*

Haha!

[souperzombie]

I dont live in a house.
I live a looooooong way underground.
By teh way, if a giant hand comes out of the ground and grabs you, and you hear the word 'Yo' its me, so dont freak. :D

[randerzo]

my...my Pina Colda........:cry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!:cry::cry::cry::cry::cr y: *makes more and splashes in Souper Zombie's face*

[souperzombie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my muchly beutiful face!!!
*Nukes self*

[ElMikkino]

It's spelt Pina Colada!:roll: (Therefore, nothing happens to souperzombie, but he still nuked himself!):D

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*says something extremely offensive to 9 1/2 year-olds*

Dumbthirster: :o:o:o
Randerzo: WAAAAHHH!!!!! *nukes PCR*
PCR: Anti-nuke!

[ElMikkino]

*blasts Mr.O repeatedly so he says something that sounds like: GRE-A-TER-RER-WISH:-OAN-AN-TI-AN-TI-NUU-KE!*

[randerzo]

*eyes start glowing red* *body glows with a dark Aura* *planet trembles* *gets all muscley* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *sees a flower* OOOOOOOOOOOOHH PWETTY!! *turns back to normal.*

[randerzo]

you do know that necromancers can control ANY undead right??

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Yay for necromancers

[randerzo]

and im not old enough to have nuke

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*Drinks Pina Colada* *Hiccup*"(Slurs) Hey ya know I love ya man, Right?"
*Starts digging out dirt* "Heya Man! Its Ice Cream!" *Passes out*

[ElMikkino]

*rushes NOFM to hospital* Don't worry, NoFM, you will be right as rain in 3 posts!

[randerzo]

nofm my pina colda is not alcoholic

Just a frosty drink

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

you do know that necromancers can control ANY undead right??

Not when they're IN UR BODY STEALIN UR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randerzo]

sry my mind is too young for that

CANT DO IT!

[ElMikkino]

NoFM's back!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I will now shoot jupiter because my aliens have gone completly
MAD and must be destroyed.
*missle misses and blows up little miss muffet*
Oops.:oops:




Oh no i started a new page

[randerzo]

*sees a cookie* ooooooooooooooooohhh COOKIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*steals the cookie that El Mikkino was about to eat*

*SHOVES IT INTO HIS OWN FACE* yum!!

EL:Hey, I was gonna eat that!

Randerzo:....... oops sry *BELCH*

[Megadog]

*Casts antimatter!
>"o"< Cat
("V") Owl
q_p Skink

[Knittel]

Posted by ElMikkino:
Alliance?
Yes. Haha! *writing ElMikkino on friends list*
Give PCR my second ultra-power-UFO.
Alliance:?:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Yes. Haha! *writing ElMikkino on friends list*
Give PCR my second ultra-power-UFO.
Alliance:?:

*distintigrates ElMikkino*

PCR: Sure! :p. Just make sure to invite my ghost buddy!
Knittel: Who?
MO: hi
Dumbthirster: Duuuuhhhh...... maybe da onion.

[ElMikkino]

*the molecular particles reform! Now I am an all powerful sorcerer!! (but not a necromancer)* DIEEEE! *I move PCR at will, and throw him into a room with spikes that are made of stainless steel closing in on each side, and I shield the door and the roof and all the walls with some darkite I borrowed from randerzo....and the spikes will close in on you and kill you.....now.* *PCR dies a slow and painful death* Ahh, good times, good times...

[randerzo]

*shoots Dark Fire at pcr*

[ElMikkino]

He's dead already randerzo...but I like overkill:twisted:......

[randerzo]

oh well! *sleeps*:roll:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*the molecular particles reform! Now I am an all powerful sorcerer!! (but not a necromancer)* DIEEEE! *I move PCR at will, and throw him into a room with spikes that are made of stainless steel closing in on each side, and I shield the door and the roof and all the walls with some darkite I borrowed from randerzo....and the spikes will close in on you and kill you.....now.* *PCR dies a slow and painful death* Ahh, good times, good times...

I'm a ghost, so I'M ALIVE!!!!!! *teleports ElMikkino into the video game The Adventures of Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the Land of Conspicuously-placed Spike Racks*

[randerzo]

I'm a ghost, so I'M ALIVE!!!!!! *teleports ElMikkino into the video game The Adventures of Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the Land of Conspicuously-placed Spike Racks*

*Ghost control*
I NOW control PCR!
*makes pcr bring back El mik safe and sound*

[Mr.Onion]

*casts Touch of Death on El Mikkino, so he can't be ressurected*

*casts Slay Living on randerzo*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Dumbthirster: MY MASTA IS MY MASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randerzo: uh-oh......
Dumbthirster: WAAAGH!!!! *impales Randerzo & casts Mind Asplosion on Randerzo*
PCR: Yay! I'm free!!!!!

[souperzombie]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEZ!!!!!!!
*Nukes everybody*
TEH WINZORZ!!!:D

[randerzo]

*casts Touch of Death on El Mikkino, so he can't be ressurected*

*casts Slay Living on randerzo* :cry:

[Megadog]

Antimatter!!!!!!!
The universe melts into a sticky mass. Every one who i don't like dies! El Milk, N.O.T.F.M, Whats-His-Face with the darkite (Sorry I forgot your name!) And Me!
(Makes new planet and sun and lives happily ever after!
(The End!)

[randerzo]

*becomes an Invincible Lich and then turns El mikk into one too*

[.Blue Dwarf.]

You cannot harm PHIL!!!!
It is invinceble.
Oh no the aliens are angry so they blow up the sun.
I feel slightly cold.
*turns on an artificial sun*
Yay!



p.s. I destroy every thing that has anything to do with corn
p.p.s. Who is on my team/allied with me.

[Mr.Onion]

There never was and never has been a thing called Randerzo, or a thing called ElMikinno, nor dwarfs. In other news, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

[Knittel]

*thinking of attacking* *who attacking?*
Hmm... *look on who uses nukes*
shoot with a Ultimate PlamaCanone on souperzombie.
I make a gift to PCR, my ultimate UFO. And ElMikkino get
the my cheese acclegator system. (so you get a reflector cheese armor.)
Now my Boss is really angry to me, because I have give all his cool things away. I am now killing my boss. So now I am on the side of...
Hmm... Er.... Mr. Onion. I give Mr. Onion the UFO of my Boss, because he didn't needs his UFO (he is dead).

[souperzombie]

BBWAHAHAHAH
HAHA
WWAHAHAHA
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAH
GWHAHWAHWAHhhhHHWAHhwhHAHAH
*Nukes teh whole universe and everything exept me dies*

[Knittel]

Bwahaha this is only in a console game.

[Megadog]

Boo! ( everyone faints! While they are fainted I kill me!
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[.Blue Dwarf.]

Re: The Ultimate Showdown (Unorganized)








^is that against any rules?^

[ElMikkino]

Nope.

[randerzo]

el mikk, plz ban nukes

[ElMikkino]

*BANS NUKES*:o:)

[Megadog]

I am now an amiboid. Invincible, formless and can do anything ( as long as its not against the rules!). (Kills all nukes!) Attack me!

[ElMikkino]

*prods Megadog excessively (I mean I poke him a lot)*

[happystickman]

I will now be reformed as protoplasm, a indestructable cell that can shape shift into anything and can mutliply in a blick of a eye! I will first morph into.... AL GORE! I attack with global warming! Beat That!

[ElMikkino]

I call over anything that has to do with snow, and they do global cooling:shock:...

[happystickman]

I melt the snow.

[ElMikkino]

I already froze you!!!:twisted:

[happystickman]

I then Morph into a flaming ball of infinite doom to melt the snow and then cast Insta-Death 5000 on you.

[souperzombie]

*Nukes everybody*
THE WINNER!!!

[happystickman]

*Nukes everybody*
THE WINNER!!!

Uh.....No, you dont

[souperzombie]

*sniffle* your so mean.

*goes to cry in corner :shock:*

[happystickman]

*Blows up corner witha death beam.*

[souperzombie]

*Eats death beam* MMM this tastes like death beam! :roll:
*Head asplodes*

[ElMikkino]

*Throws souperzombie's brain at the first girl he sees* MUAHAHAHA! THE ULTIMATE EVIL!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

[souperzombie]

.............nah.
Girl: *sees brain and SQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEELS and runs away*
*Takes brain back* ahh thats better

[Knittel]

My alien slaves gives ElMikkino a very very very good dish. (because the Alliance!)

[ElMikkino]

I pound the dish on souperzombie's head, and it cracks open again:shock:.

[souperzombie]

*Buys a new head*
ahh thats better
.................................................. .



:shock:

[happystickman]

Im willing to make a alliance with anyone. But before that... I transform into LOONY! I cast burninate on all of you!

[randerzo]

*hits souperzombie on the foot with a big Darkite Hammer and breaks his toe*

SZ:YEEEEEEEOOOOUUUCH

Randerzo:Hehe

[Redbone]

*Whacks Randerzo in the face with his computer*

[happystickman]

*Throws directors axe at Redbone* HA!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

*stage appears*

Mr. Onion: *stops trying to stap HSM with a pen* What?

Roland: *quits grilling Souperzombie* What?

ElMikkino: *quits zapping Randerzo with a super duper taser cannon* What?

Randerzo: *stops blasting ElMikkino into oblivion with a Darkite bazooka* What?

Megadog: *stops being invincible & chewing on Knittel's head* What?

HSM: *stops casting Deathberry Pie on Mr. Onion* What?

Souperzombie: *stops trying feebly to steal Roland's brain* What?

Knittel: *stops thrashing Megadog with his boss's corpse* What?

*PCR & Dumbthirster tap dance onto stage wearing tuxedos and top hats whilst carrying canes*

PCR: Hi everyone....
Dumbthirster: No thanks for blowing us up....
PCR: But hey, we're back....
Dumbthirster: WITH A VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:evil::evil::evil::evil:: evil:

*PCR & Dumbthirster jump off of the stage*
Both: WAAAGH!!!!!!
Everyone but PCR, Dumbthirster, Knittel, and MO: *ssssssssccccccrrrrrreeeeaaaaaammmmmsssss in terror*

PCR, Dumbthirster & MO: And now for the end of our show!
*PCR possesses HSM*
PCR (in HSM's head): Alliance enough?:twisted:
*MO possesses Megadog*
MO (in Megadog's head): Obey my will, or DO COMPLEX MATH!!!!!!:twisted::twisted:

[happystickman]

Alliance excepted, morphing into, KILLBOR! Obey me Or I send the Nucular Bok-Boks on you!