View Full Version : Hmmm... what should I write about?
31337
08-26-2007, 01:34 AM
I am thinking... I am also wondering what I should write about. Does anyone have any ideas?
souperzombie
08-26-2007, 08:00 AM
How you got your title maybe?
Mr.Onion
08-26-2007, 08:40 AM
Notes for NaNoWriMo?
souperzombie
08-26-2007, 09:43 AM
Write about nukes? lol
Roland
08-26-2007, 02:48 PM
Half-Blind, manic-depressive, three arm, four tentacled ninjas, maybe?
.Blue Dwarf.
08-27-2007, 12:33 PM
Yeah!
I like Roland's idea.
pick that one
randerzo
08-27-2007, 12:40 PM
write about what YOU want to write about!:D
......... and if that does not work out try dinosaurs!!:p
.Blue Dwarf.
08-27-2007, 12:42 PM
Yes dinosaurs, controled by Half-Blind, manic-depressive, three arm, four tentacled ninjas
ElMikkino
08-27-2007, 10:10 PM
That have sock monkeys for feet.:shock:;):shock::confused::roll::x:oops::D:D
happystickman
08-30-2007, 11:40 AM
Write about Rhubarb and spam pie
souperzombie
08-30-2007, 12:22 PM
write about a 11 armed freak who has 11 legs and 11 noses.
Omgosh, thats so rediculous, its not even funny.
31337
08-30-2007, 10:50 PM
From what we officially can tell from Jamul, the WTG is a computer program originally designed to be an enemy in the Dr. Lunatic games but has been used as a world tester due to unsuccessful attempts. The WTG was assigned to test all worlds coming in to alleviate some of the stress of world testing. (Worlds upon worlds of Dr. Lunatic worlds piling up) The WTG apparently has access to the computer at will and can use the internet to post. Jamul says it is scary and doesn't know how this is done. If the WTG can type an intellectual and legible post, who knows what the WTG could also do!
The WTG is said to be a robot. Not human. He apparently acts on his own free will apart from Jamul's. He can send the worlds he passed during testing to Jamul for him to test play them then Jamul posts them on the site. Jamul and the WTG have different email addresses, but this is easily accomplished whether you have 2 people or not or even 2 computers or not. Jamul would not go through the trouble to have 2 email addresses considering the amount of clutter already in his life, so Jamul is definitely not the WTG. Jamul wouldn't lie about there being another person there, so that is out of the questions. Robots. Yes, robots.
WTG must have found some kind of way to access the computer without Jamul's consent. He could also reply intelligently to anything someone asks. Therefore, we must consider that the WTG has alot of experience in social skills or had a good vocabulary and knows how to react based on different questions or comments. He must have learned this somewhere. To program such a program would take far more time than simply testing every single world himself so the WTG had to have learned how to socialize from somewhere.
But why would the WTG want to socialize? Could it be the orders from his master? Could it be his own will? It is probably a combination of both. Since we can safely assume the WTG is a robot, the statement "I have a life" must mean that he is attempting to assert that he has a life. He is obviously a sentient being if he can comprehend such concepts as life. Where did he learn such behaviors? He must have learned somewhere... and... how did he aspire to be a sentient being. It could have been that he was designed to appear intelligent and that he was programmed to at least try to communicate. However, the WTG was not smart enough.
To meet his master's demands, he likely started researching sentient beings and socialization. He came upon the realization that if he were to socialize as a normal person, he had to practice. One day when browsing the web (as we can assume he did because of his needs to research and his activity on the forums) he must have stumbled upon the concept of MMORPGS. He could have socialized on all the MMORPGS that Jamul played and communicated with people until he grasped a firm knowledge of socialization. He then consulted the mighty wikipedia for answers on becoming a life form.
He saw that he had to 1) Sustain Himself 2) Reproduce and 3) React to changes. He was already designed to react upon different situations so that was no problem. He decide the next logical option was to sustain himself. Since he was a computer, he lived off code. He desired the lovely taste precompiled headers and the lovely taste of variable declarations. He couldn't just go for the headers and declarations, though. The big stuff at the beginning of the source could completely destroy a program if messed with. He went for the small, tender, juicy bits of code such as the semicolons or the boolean operators. He ate them all up thus creating small glitches in the game and the necessity of beta testers.
Now satisfying 2 of the 3 goals, he needed to reproduce.... but how is a program to reproduce? Via web! He emailed clones of himself across the globe becoming both the Adam and Eve of the WTG. He had spread himself throughout the internet and became a rather harmless virus. He automatically made email addresses and held conversations with himself... until a few of the WTGs screwed up. They accidentally targeted Jamuls email address (Him being on their friends list) and sent truckloads of spam. All at the same time. The servers got so backed up that they eventually spewed spam out in short bursts which led to Jamul constantly getting spam.
FUN FACT: "FREE STUFF GIVEAWAY" in plain english translates into pig latin, then into real latin, then into roman, then into backwards Basque, then into swahili, then into binary code, then into "cout" which is why "FREE STUFF GIVEAWAY" appears so often in spam. Whenever that occurs they are just trying to say something.
With all 3 objectives done, the WTG continued his march onward to more goals. If the theory is correct, Jamul should have spam flooding his inbox for another 29.345592 years on the number. This is because of the legacy of the WTG. The World Tester Guy cannot be viewed as good or evil as he is a machine. It's beliefs can confound, confuse, and even asplode those who think about it. However, for ever and ever, the legacy of the WTG will LIVE ON!!!
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