The Pointless Story Game

[Julian]

Okay, for those of you who don't know, each person says a few words to continue the story. It has to stay on topic though. That's all the rules.
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A long long time ago, which was yesterday, there was a person. But he wasn't any normal person, he was

[WackieWatty]

an anomaly-ous person, by the name of..

[AtkinsSJ]

Stephen Maguire McRobinsonHenryShire. Unfortunately, this was too big to fit of his credit card, so he had to...

[Julian]

cut part of it off. He screamed as it happened, because it was on his

[Mr.Onion]

thread clone. Suddenly everything spiralled out of control and...

[ElMikkino]

he went in to a coma, and went to the Sick Children's Hospital in Toronto, where he...

[WackieWatty]

suddenly recovered and decided to search the surrounding area. In a cupboard he found..

[happystickman]

A pie and was sent to wisconsion to eat it, but....

[WackieWatty]

The Wisconsionese don't allow pie-eating, so they..

[happystickman]

Killed him and he was sent to canada to...

[souperzombie]

Have his brain removed and put into me, but unfortunatley...

[Julian]

he had no brain. So he went to a different planet called...

[happystickman]

sopuloup.com also known as...

[Julian]

Mars. He started suffocating though, so he...

[souperzombie]

Mutated into a freakish Alien-Monster hybrid, and then flew to earth to...

[happystickman]

DESTOY IT! Before that he must however...

[souperzombie]

Eat the legendery Cheese of the Moon! Unfortunatly...

[Julian]

Somebody else ate it! So he dicided to destroy

[souperzombie]

Himself. He blew himself up and the explosion was so massive it could be seen from earth, and then...

[happystickman]

He was reformed as...

[souperzombie]

a different of Superman! and he flew to earth with his new powers too...

[ElMikkino]

To sing "Fergilicous" to all the guys in the pub in Vancouver, but...

[randerzo]

ate a pie! and so he..

[souperzombie]

Ate many many many many many many many many more pies and asploded! and so...

[ElMikkino]

He imploded and everybody started dancing! But, George Bush...

[souperzombie]

Went beserk and started nuking everything! fortunatly, Harry Potter...

[ElMikkino]

Casted Expecto Patronum on Bush, and Bush was a dementor! So the vice-president of the US...

[souperzombie]

Tried to nuke himself, but the nukes...

[ElMikkino]

Were made out of mashed potatoes, so he...

[Julian]

had to take a bath.

[souperzombie]

Which was a bath of sulphuric acid which dissolved him, and...

[happystickman]

He died, and was sent to WAcky World to pay for his crimes by...

[ElMikkino]

Jumping into a pile of mud, naked, and then jumping into a pile of feathers, and squawking around like a chicken, while...

[Redbone]

he juggled knives in the air.

[happystickman]

The knifes were actually made of green beans which he...

[Redbone]

ate at breakfast. But they...

[Julian]

were toxic, so he died again. Then anothher person came along. This person was named

[happystickman]

Hobo Bob, He was....

[ElMikkino]

A big stinking hobo, who would do anything for beer, if only...

[souperzombie]

he hadn't lost that eyeball, he would've....

[Roland]

Contemplated the fact that he had two eyeballs. But, through a chain of complicated events...

[souperzombie]

not including nuclear weapons, but including....

[AtkinsSJ]

a missing spoon collection, a teapot, and the US constitution, he eventually managed to...

[souperzombie]

Call his pet brick 'eccles', but every one else...

[happystickman]

Kicked him into a dumpster.

[souperzombie]

The dumpster was infact a portal to another world called...

[AtkinsSJ]

UnderWorld, which is a big theme park where dead people go to. As he wasn't dead, our hero...

[souperzombie]

was quickly turned into fried chicken and was eaten by dead people, and then...

[ElMikkino]

The dead people thought he was too boney, so they spat him back out, and he landed on...

[happystickman]

Pluto, but he forgot his winter jacket, so he decided to...

[ElMikkino]

Take the same ship that Bouapha took in Fortunately, Unfortunately.

[souperzombie]

The ship hit a astaroid that was 11 thousand kelometres...ummm...big (Its rediculous, its not even funny.) and...

[ElMikkino]

Since it was a GHOST asteroid, the ship just went through it, where it met...

[souperzombie]

Bob the space alien, who...

[ElMikkino]

Had an enormous raygun, which he was pointing at a real asteroid.

[souperzombie]

Unfortunatly, it was an australian asteroid who looked at bob and said 'G'day mate!' too him, which kinda freaked him out, so...

[ElMikkino]

He dropped his raygun on the windshield of the spaceship Hobo was in, and...

[WackieWatty]

it cracked, revealing...

[ElMikkino]

A great pumpkin, and a bathroom which Hobo was in.

[happystickman]

Hobo Bob then slapped the pumpkin for looking at him in the shower.

[souperzombie]

The pumpkin then asploded and sent Hobo Bob hurtling through space, into...

[happystickman]

The sun, were he...

[ElMikkino]

Realised he was still naked, and he flew away to the...

[happystickman]

Alpha Centari, to buy some space clothes, but he is a hobo, so he has no money.

[ElMikkino]

But, floating in space, he found some...

[randerzo]

However it was fake so he...

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

But then he was transported to WoW

[souperzombie]

Where he was murderalized by a relly high level dude.

[ElMikkino]

But then he came back to life at the starting point of WoW.

[happystickman]

But at lvl -7847687743956456893475 And so he died becuase he tripped on the air.

[ElMikkino]

But luckily, he got transported to...

[souperzombie]

Coolguy land!

[ElMikkino]

In Coolguy Land, there were a lot of...

[Redbone]

...coolguys that...

[randerzo]

eat non Coolguys

[Roland]

However, PK didn't like this, so one of the Coolguys...

[happystickman]

Pushed him off a cliff.

[souperzombie]

There was a biggy-small trampoline under the cliff...

[WackieWatty]

which didn't help as he fell off the side of the cliff. He fell for hours, until..

[souperzombie]

wackiewatty and his helmet...

[Redbone]

Asploded the trampoline

[souperzombie]

The trampoline then...

[happystickman]

Asploded.

[souperzombie]

But it didnt asplode...

[happystickman]

It exploded. 8)

[souperzombie]

WW then...

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Hammered popped out of China with a really big hammer which...

[WackieWatty]

Had nothing to do with WW...

[Roland]

But then Roland ran in...

[happystickman]

And was hit in the head by HSM who...

[randerzo]

killed randerzo..

[souperzombie]

Who then came back as a lich 8).

[happystickman]

But HSM was a paladin lord at the time...

[souperzombie]

And blew himself up. :confused:

[Redbone]

And then Redbone came to...

[happystickman]

Get nuked by...

[souperzombie]

Souperzombie, Lord of the nukes!

[happystickman]

But he accidentally nuked himself, causing...

[WackieWatty]

a pea-sized rift to form. However, this was...

[souperzombie]

The Hard Hat, MWAHAHA!