The RPG of Total Randomness!

[happystickman]

Just like all those other RPG's. Make a Character, loot the Dungeon, kill the Monsters, and stab your buddy... Wait, No you dont. Anyway characters must have


Name
Class
Race
Homeland
Hometown
Catchphrase
Atomic PieMaximim 3 people, first come first serve.
Oh, and this will be very weird and random. Be prepared.

Current People playing
Souperzombie
ElMikkino
Cheeselord

Replacments (When someone dies)
Ninja of Frozen Milk
Blue Dwarf

[souperzombie]

Name: Souperzombie
Race: Daemon
Race: None (Artificial construction and fusion)
Homeland: None
Hometown: See above :roll:
Catchphrase: Nukes FTW!!
Atomic Pie: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Hope this is easy to understand, rofl.

[happystickman]

You are in a test tube in a strange labertory... you dont know where you are, there are people all around you. They are cheering. THey escort you to a jail cell. There a 3 guards by a padlocked door. Ther are 5 bars over a small window. What do you do?

[souperzombie]

I squeese the bars and do the 'oh my gosh how do i get out of here' think that you see on TV (:?:) And for some reason they get crushed. I then break the bars and crawl out the window.

P.S. Im not good with these, am i doing it right? :confused:

[happystickman]

Yep, you are.

The guards see you and fire they tazers. They miss but they also block you way, you can

Fight
Try to Run
Try to Bribe

[souperzombie]

Fight! Yay.

So do you do the fighting stuff or do i? Like i said im not very goot at these things :(

[happystickman]

You attack, right now you can only punch, kick and breath a fire ball, but you will gain more skills and higher stats as you lvl up!

NOTE:Stats dont matter very much right now but they will later on.

Ok now.

Guards-Lvl 1
Attack Power-Mediem
Speed-High
Attack- Tazor

The guards rush at you tazors in hand. You..

[souperzombie]

I punch him.
(Resists urge to put more violent comments)

[happystickman]

You punch one, but the other two come up and tazor you, Ouch!

PS: The attacks arnt posted in black and white! If you want jump on the window,do a somesault and spit fire balls in a circle! Go Wild! Do anything with your attacks. Hide in a tree, and the come down in a jumping kick! Do anything you want that fits a punch,kick, or fire ball!

[souperzombie]

Bwahahah! Thanks for informing me!
I pick one up by the neck, and throw him at the other 2. While they are down, i Spit FIREBALLS at them. Bwahahahaha!

p.s. i love overkill.

[happystickman]

Plus, you dont even have to use your skills if you dont wan to! You can do anything as long as it not a super power that you dont have yet.

The guards are down on the ground,one dies, and the others are stunned.

[souperzombie]

I punch one of the guards in the face, and kick the other in the gut.

I just hope that im not being too violent that hammered bans this thread...lol.

[happystickman]

It wont, many of these threads have been made with no banning.

They both die! Your free!

LVL UP!
Lvl-2
You got the demon summon attack!
Summon a minor demon to fight along side you, Maximam 2 at a time

Oh no! Your battle has attracted more guards! This time they Got Guns and Tazors! You must fight to escape!

1-Gun Guard lvl-2
2-Tazor Guards lvl-1

[souperzombie]

I summon a minor demon and make him attack the Taser Guard, while i fire FIREBALLS at the gun guard.

[happystickman]

Note, the 2 means there are two tazor guards.

The tazor guards are busy but manage to shock you! Ouch! soon! The Other guard dodges and manage to shoot you! Those wounds need to be treated

[souperzombie]

I go completley IIINNNNSAAAAAAAAAAAANE and start rapidly punching the taser guards while the minor demon keeps the gun guard busy!!!

[happystickman]

The Tazor guards fall on the ground dead, but going insane took a lot out of you, and the gun guard manage to kill you demon! He rushs at you on full automatic!

[souperzombie]

I summon another demon to take all the shots (it dies afterwards) when he needs to reload a charge at him and punch him right in the FACE :twisted:

p.s. can i have 4 arms like my avatar?

[happystickman]

the guards are on the ground but the alarm is wailing! Your not looking to good either! You can


Run and try to get away before more guards come
Hold you ground and gain EXP and itemsTo the PS sure I guess.

[souperzombie]

This is a toughie...but im staying to fight!
(just hope i dont die lol)

[ElMikkino]

Name: ElMikkino
Class: Punk Bunnay
Race: Rabbit
Homeland: The Good Ol' North (Canada)
Hometown: The New York of The North (Toronto)
Catchphrase: Boomshakalakalaka!
Atomic Pie: Huh???:confused:

[CheeseLord]

Name: No One
Class: Cheese Summoner
Race: Nonexistent Being
Homeland: Nowhere
Hometown: The Middle
Catchphrase: Cheese Is Good
Atomic Pie: Cherry

[souperzombie]

Note: One more space! quickly! somebody take it before its GOOOOOOONE!! :D

[happystickman]

SZ- Oh no! The scitist have came with a atomic vaccuum! This is going to be a toughfy! Some gun guards are here too!

Vaccum Scietist.
Attack power-HIGH!
Speed-very slow
Attack-atomic vaccum

The vaccum is turned on and your being sucked in! The Gun guards are also preparing to fire!

ElM- You wake up in a soft bed in the Great land of torontro.There is a sword and sheild next to your bed. You here something out side, but you also here a man beckoning to you froma nouther room. What do you do?

[happystickman]

CL-Congrats! For answering the atomic Pie Queston you get A extra Lvl!
You are in nowhere, wondering, floating, pondering. There is a floating house next to you and a yoyng girl crying acroos from it. What do you do?

[souperzombie]

I quickly shoot a fireball into the atomic vaccum and break it! I then summon 2 minor daemons to attack the gunmen, and i kick the scientist round the head! Hoo boy.

[ElMikkino]

I grab the sword and shield, and then go in the room with the beckoning guy.

[CheeseLord]

Give the pie to the girl.

[happystickman]

CL-"WAH! I lost my Dolly and I hate Pie!" Said the girl

NEW QUEST!
Search and Rescue!
Find and deliver the girls doll

ElM-"Good your awake! LIstin I need you to go delive this present to be neice in Michigan. Its her birthday you see"

NEW QUEST!
Special delivery!
Deliver the guys neice her birthday present.

SZ-The vaccum is jammed, but the gun guards manage to shoot off some shots before your minions take them down! However the vaccum doesnt look like it took that Fireball well. You cant take much more of this!

[Redbone]

Name: Redbone
Class: Mage
Race: Skeleton
Homeland: Bonesville
Hometown: Gold Palace
Catchphrase: *Tiger Growl*
Atomic Pie: Carrot

[CheeseLord]

Go into the house and get the doll.

[ElMikkino]

Catch the next plane to Michigan.

[randerzo]

Name: Leonie
Class:Paladin
Race: Human
Homeland: Zonica
Hometown:Lore
Catchphrase: Feel the Light!
Atomic Pie: Dragonfruit
Age:8 1/2

[happystickman]

Name: Leonie
Class:Paladin
Race: Human
Homeland: Zonica
Hometown:Lore
Catchphrase: Feel the Light!
Atomic Pie: Dragonfruit
Age:8 1/2



Sorry, I cant handle more then four of these at a time. If someone bails out I ll add you.

CL- In the House you dont find the doll, the house is strangly empty, the only thing theres a lamp sitting in the middle of the floor. The door shuts behind you.

RB-You have been reserected from the dead! They is a gravestone with your name on it, and you decide to go into Boneville's to meet a old freind. You see a freind calling to you, and all you can eat buffet! You decide to...

ElM-All planes going to michigan have been cancled. Guess you have to find anouther way there

[ElMikkino]

I take a boat there. Since I'm in Toronto, the boat can go via the Great Lakes.

[CheeseLord]

Turn the lamp on. Search every tiny corner of the house for useful stuff.

[happystickman]

CL- Well, you found something. A really big Rat! Your attacks are, Punch, Kick, Cheese blast, and Summon Cheese.

The rat rushes at you and bites!

ElM- You find a boat to Michigan, But you have no money to pay. Maybe doing some other quests first or maybe battling some monsters will get you some money.

[varkarrus]

Can I be an assistant DM I can handle an extra 2

Also, if you let someone else be an assistant DM, can I join?

Name: Gojy
Class: None yet, I have to evolve first
Race: Haaszaki
Homeland: Haaszaki Major Hive #8
Hometown: Hive quarters 5-B
Catchphrase: <insert random hisses and squeals here>
Atomic Pie: Lemon Merangue
Age: 0.25 (just a larvae)

In case you don't know, haaszakis are bug creatures that eventually evolve depending on what they eat, they start out as larvae, and progress to either parasite or arachnette, then evolve from there. Note: there is no choosing how you evolve other than by knowing what you become if you eat certain things.

[happystickman]

Sure, I guess you can help Varkarrus. BUT! You my not interfer with any of the games I have started, and if I want something to happan to a caracter you must use it unless you have something else planned.

[varkarrus]

Redbone: You start out in bed, wearing your Dragonball Z PJs.

You're moves:
Skeletoslash, your basic melee atack
Dark Skeletoslash: A darkened empowerment, but leaves you defenseless.
Skelebombardment: Shoot high-velocity ribcages!

Note: Magic attacks come when you practice. As a mage, you have slight magic control over spells you haven't learned yet. That is how you get new moves. The only magic attack you have is dark skeletoslash, taught to you by your father.

Your evil detector is going off slightly.

Randerzo:

You start out in Paladin School, having just woken up from a mid-lesson nap. It is lunchtime, and you take out your favourite dessert: Dragonfruit pie! Uggh, it smells like someone spilled uranium on it. After lunch your next lesson will be Combat Training. But for now, enjoy your lunch.

Your bully detector is going haywire.

[CheeseLord]

I'll Cheese Blast the rat.

[souperzombie]

Ok, my go. its a bit grisley, but hey.
I shoot fireballs in the scientists FACE (owchie) and then charge at the gunmen and kinda pick them up by the throat, then throw them random garbage cans.
Hoooooo boy. did i win?

[happystickman]

CL- The rat manages to dodge the cheese and bites you again. OW! Rabies! Better get that cured soon.

SV- The Scietist and gun guards die, but the vaccum is about to explode! You need to get out of there NOW!.

[CheeseLord]

I'll summon rabies-curing cheese. I eat it and Cheese Blast the rat again.

[happystickman]

CL-The rat is distracted by the cheese you blast at him and starts to eat it!

[CheeseLord]

I summon a very pointy wedge of cheese and attack the rat with it.

[happystickman]

The rat is swatted away by your Cheese Sword, and flys into the wall, making a huge hole.

[souperzombie]

AHHH! my turn my turn!
I run away as fast as i can and hide behind a wall!!AHHHH PLEASE BIG BLAST DONT GET MEEEEEEEEE!!!

[ElMikkino]

I go back to Toronto to search for some monsters or quests, or something.

[CheeseLord]

I'll escape through the hole, find the rat, and finish it off.

[happystickman]

SZ-OH NO! You dont get there in time! You have died. Fortunalty, you still have 2 lives left.

ElM- On the way back to toronto you are ambushed by a Pine Tree Ghost! Prepare to fight! Youre attacks are Slash, Stab, and Bomb Throw.

Cl- The rat is killed and the rat pukes up the doll. Also you find $5:00 in the hole.

[CheeseLord]

Give the doll back to the girl.

[Redbone]

I change, then pick up the evil detector and scan the room.

[ElMikkino]

I, using my acrobatic skills, jump over the pine tree ghost and stab him in the head.

[souperzombie]

D'OH!!!!!
Ok, what do i do now?

[happystickman]

CL- "YAY my dolly! Actually its not a doll. Its a healing totem! if you ever are injured come to me and ill heal you." Well thts good. You decide to walk down the road, when A man peeks out from behind a building and montens to you. They is also a job opening at Monstering Slaying R' Us.

ElM- The pine tree ghost is injured but twirls around and nails you with a pine cone barrage.

SZ- You start off again, but out of the prison.
You are in town, hiding of coarse. You must find the person guy that can let you out of this hideous demon form!

NEW QUEST
Hide a Go HELP ME!
Find the man that can change you back.

Here is a gang battle going on not too far away and a building being robbed. What do you do?

[ElMikkino]

I use my sword as a shield, and deflect all the pine cones back at the pine tree! I then throw a bomb at it, and run behind the nearest building.

[happystickman]

ElM-The pine cones daze him but the bomb goes right through him, and then you hide in the park ranger building. The ghost cant seem to find where you have gone.

[souperzombie]

Questions before i start:

Is it night/day?
Where do i start in the town? (Dark allyway, etc)
when do i level up?

[CheeseLord]

Talk to the man.

[ElMikkino]

I search the Park Ranger building.

[happystickman]

SZ- 1.Night
2.Alley, hiding from someone that might see you in your hideous form
3.You lvl up after you kill monsters or do quests.

Cl- "Heh, Listen you seem like a strong man, they is this one guy in town that keeps bugging me... I will reward you if you "take him out" Interested?"

ElM- "Heh, Bub. Need a job? Some tourists are complaining of monster attacks. If you kill 10 monsters I will pay you."

New Quest!
Monster Slayer
Take out 10 monsters in the park.

[ElMikkino]

I say OK, and go back to the park, and slash the ghost, which is still very confused, in half. 1 down!

[happystickman]

ElM-The ghost lies on the ground dead. You see a pine scent air freshner on the ground by it. You see a pine tree ghost to youre right, and you hear people screaming in the distance.

[CheeseLord]

Accept the man's offer.

[souperzombie]

Hmm...
I go to the entrance of the allyway, and check if theres anybody close.
Then i sneak out. sneeeaaaaky sneeeeaaaaky.

[ElMikkino]

I take the air freshener, and go to where the people are screaming.

[happystickman]

ElM-The Air Freshner made you smell like pine tree ghost! They swarming you! 3 have already surronded you!

SZ- Well, someone did see you, and called the Po-Po! You better run!

CL- Great! The mans name is SouperZombie. Got it?

MAJOR QUEST RECEIVED!
Dual to the death!
Find and take out SouperZombie!

[CheeseLord]

I'll tell him to play dead (better than being dead) while I get paid.

[ElMikkino]

OK...I throw the freshener off a cliff:mrgreen:. 4 down, 6 to go. I go to the screaming people.

[souperzombie]

Whyyyyyy does something bad always happen to meeeeeeee?!

I run, run and run a bit more into a dark allyway a kinda long way away from the guy and he doesnt kno where i am.
omgosh cops please dont find meeeeee.....

[happystickman]

CL- The guy steps on souperzombie and he "YOW!"s. He doenst like that you tricked him, and morphs into a alien. He than blasts you with a ray gun.

SZ- Becuase youre a mutant with souper powers! The Po-Po cant find you, and you find youre old trainer in a back alley.
"Dave, is that you!" youre hideous!" He decide he will train you, but you must get to lvl 4 to prove you are ready pycically and mentally.

ElM- Well since the Pine tree ghosts are ghosts, they can fly, so they go away from you, but they dont die. You find the screaming people, but you cant get to them. There is a giant boulder in the way. You must find a way around. Also a bear is off to your right.

[CheeseLord]

Stick cheese in the end of his ray gun.

[souperzombie]

Okay....i think i should go and 'Train' on teh police! lol8)

[happystickman]

CL- The ray gun blasts the cheese! Freid cheese anyone?

SZ- The police start to shoot you. Maybe a ambush is in order.

[souperzombie]

Ok, i go back in hiding (different place 8)). And i start lurking about, and sneaking about, searching for the perfect place and time to strike...
............
I sound like im in a horrer movie or something :shock:...

[CheeseLord]

I create a sphere of cheese around myself and roll over him in it.

[happystickman]

SZ- You find a place on the top of a small building. You ponce down and tackle 2 of the 5 police. the other charge at you with they nightsticks.

CL- The alien uses a teleportation gun to blast the cheese ball on top of you. The alien dude is strong.

[souperzombie]

WROOOOOAAAAAAAR!!Fighting time! bwahahaha! yeah. thats right. bwahahaha. Hee.

[ElMikkino]

I throw a bomb at the bear, and then I throw another bomb at the boulder. I then stand far away enough so the bombs don't hurt me.

[happystickman]

SZ- While you were talking, The police shoot you. Nice going.

ElM- The bear steps away and you get him angry. He charges! The Boulder doesnt seem to want to even move. Maybe some special powers may help?

[CheeseLord]

I'll poke him with some pointy cheese. And if that doesn't work, I'll tell painfully cheesy jokes until he gives up.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Is there room for me?

[ElMikkino]

I have fire ball, right? I set his fur on fire, and I use every single fire extinguisher I can find on helpless orphans. I then patch up every river with duct tape and some ducks:mrgreen:.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I thought it was 'duct tape' and can I join or be notified when i can join like if someone dies or something.

[happystickman]

NoFM and BD are now on the Replacments list.

ElM- No you dont have a fire ball, that is SZ not you.

CL-AHH! The pain! Too many jokes! He is distracted.

[ElMikkino]

Ok, then with my sword, I somehow make him have flaming cuts:confused:. And then I do everything in my last post.

[CheeseLord]

I'll make a ball of cheese with no air inside it surrounding his head.

[happystickman]

ElM-The cuts aren't flaming, but they hurt. The bear is stunned and I have no Idea why you dammed the river.:confused:

CL- THe alien cant see a thing!

[CheeseLord]

Right, he's an alien. Air deprivation won't kill him. Okay then, how about I just stab him with the pointy cheese.

[ElMikkino]

That's easy. I just push the bear into the dammed up river, and the the tape makes him stick to the river, and the freezing water makes him very cold, and the ducks bite him.

[souperzombie]

Fire breathing tiiiime! I shoot fireballs at all the polices (exept the dead ones :roll:, which kinda tires me out a bit. I summon 2 minor demons to beat them up (if theyre not already dead.)

[happystickman]

Cl- The alain is beat up, but its heat vision destroys the cheese ball. He than blasts you with a ray gun agian

ElM- The bear is killed!

SZ-The police are all destroyed!

Level Up!
Lvl-3
Flamin Sheild!
Engulf your body in flame and burn anything that trys to touch you.

[Redbone]

Hello, your forgetting me.

[happystickman]

31337 said he'll do yours. I send him a PM telling him to do yours.

[Redbone]

Ok. I'll wait.

[happystickman]

I do yours if he doesnt. I will never let someone down!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I think the assistant DM was Varkarrus.
So pm him instead

[happystickman]

Oop's they have the same avatar. Sorry 31337.

[souperzombie]

Can you please tell me what experience and all that stuff i got?

[CheeseLord]

I'll pour molten cheese on him.

[happystickman]

SZ- You find one of the polices night sticks intact. As soon as you touch it, it gets engulfed in flame. Do you want it?

CL- The alein Finnaly Dies! The Commotion however has started up a crowd of people.

[ElMikkino]

I slash at the boulder repeatedly and excessively.

[happystickman]

ElM- The boulder with not budge.


BIG HINT-The pint tree ghost ghost abilitys will let you through the wall

[ElMikkino]

I go through the boulder.:mrgreen:

[souperzombie]

I want it, yay.

Random PS: If you say it hurts me, i (Personaly) dont think it will, caus i am a daemon with fire skills, mwahaha. Meh.

[happystickman]

SZ-Sweet! You now have a flaming night club! One of the police called for backup. Do you want to...


Stick around and train Or
Get out of there!ElM-You have yet to gain ghost powers! Kill more pine tree ghosts first

[souperzombie]

Stick around and traaaaiiin! Im not going down like last time! :evil: :twisted: :evil:

[happystickman]

SZ-5 Police and S.W.A.T trucks come come and a station themselves behind buildings and cars! This is going to be a tough one!

[souperzombie]

Wrooooooaaaaaawr! bring it!
I shoot fireballs at the truck and the cars! I blow them up!
EXPLOSIONS FTW!!!

[happystickman]

The Cars and trcks get blown to bits, But the police and S.W.A.T start shooting! A couple bullits hit you, but your okay.

[souperzombie]

I turn on my fire shield and start breathing fireballs at the S.W.A.T and Police!

[happystickman]

SZ-The bullits burn up in your fire sheild, but you cant keep it on for long. The police star running but they brough out the snipers! you cant see them, but they can see you!

[souperzombie]

I summon 2 minor demons too keep the others busy and search for the snipers, very quickly so they carnt target me (hopefuly)

[happystickman]

SZ-Your sheild is starting to weakin. You see a sniper on a nearby building. Hes got a lock on you! Also, one of your deamons were killed!

[souperzombie]

I fire a fireball directly at the sniper. i summon another demon and look for the other snipers (if any)

[ElMikkino]

I go to find some more pine tree ghosts. I also put my machine gun in my pocket, and take out a ghost sniper rifle.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Just a coment,

This is my favorite thread even though i'm not playing.....yet
We needs some more hosts or something, but will they be as good as hsm?

[happystickman]

SZ-You kill the sniper, but anouther hits you in the sholder. Oww!

ElM-You have no Sniper yet! Stop taking things you dont have!

BD-Thank You!

[souperzombie]

Im guessing the bullet that hit me was in the direction of the sniper, or whatever. So i fire a big fireball at the place where i think the sniper fired from.
Please hit...please hit...please hit...please hit...please hit...
If my fireball hits i go attack the other guys.
If it doesnt i go look for him.
Please hit...please hit...please hit...please hit...please hit...

[happystickman]

SZ-The sniper sees the fire ball coming, and dodges! however you have dazed him and he lost the fix on you.

[souperzombie]

I see you moving! *Fires another fireball* Please hit...
If it hits, i go attack the other guys.
If it doesnt, i blow another fireball at him...

[ElMikkino]

Ok, then the same thing as above, except without the switch.

[varkarrus]

Redbone: Sorry, haven't been around for a while. You detect a little black blob with eyeballs that only is visible when you see it in your perefiral vision.

[Redbone]

Really tired, I grab my Red Bone weapon, and stab the black blob.

[Hammer Sideways]

Anyways... I guess I'll join in as well when some people die...
Name: Hammer Sideways/Pieolence
Class: Necromancer guy with a crossbow, a gun, and Hammer Sideways's
Homeland: The moon?
Hometown: Some town on the moon...
Catchphrase: .../YERF!
Atomic Pie: I had one... but I ate it... I have another one in the oven... but I will probably end up eating part of it after it cools off, and give the rest to the yerf dog...

[souperzombie]

HSM hasnt been replying latley. HSM! WHERE ARE YOU? :(

[varkarrus]

You: 50/50
LBB :25/25

He nimbly jumps to the side and shoots a slow moving slug bomb at you!

[Redbone]

I block, and stab again with my Red Bone.

[varkarrus]

He goes splat all over the wall, and becomes 3 miniature versions with 1 hp

You remember what the black blob is. It's a Hrothgar. Summoned to spy on people.

[Redbone]

I STEP on the miniature versions with my blob-proof shoes.

[varkarrus]

He's a goner. But who would be spying on you?

To the north of your house is the toxic sewage plant, to the left, is the toxic sewage swamp, to your right is the forest of myr, and south is the cave of unborn fads.

QUEST: Luke, I am your stalker

[Redbone]

I go south.

[varkarrus]

You see a lot of what appear to be a cross between pokemon and tamogatchi. They seem friendly enough.

[Redbone]

I look at both, and remember that I hate tamagotchi.
I go exploring...

[varkarrus]

Deep inside the cave you go. There are several pipes with stuff flowing through them. You see 4 mini-golemns.

[grim3vil]

* Name:Grim3vil
* Class: panda god
* Race: panda
* Homeland: panda land
* Hometown: bamboo forest
* Catchphrase:PANDA!!!
* Atomic Pie: Yumm

[ElMikkino]

?????:confused::confused::confused:

[happystickman]

Im SO Sorry everyone! My computer broke randomly oneday. IM back though!

SZ- This one hit! He is kiled, but now they are setting up mechine guns! Oh No!

ElM-You see something behind you, and a pine tree ghost in frount of you. You also see something in the distance.

[CheeseLord]

Now that you're back, I'll make a wall of solid cheese to distract the crowd and escape.

[ElMikkino]

I turn around.

PS: Happystickman, quickly reply to Wackie's PM, or you won't be in the mafia game!!!

[happystickman]

CL- While the crowd is eating through the cheese, you run off. You hear a arguement, then gunshots off to your left. Before that do you wish to take the aliens weird ray gun?

ElM-You see nothing. How strange... You see a shadow to your left.

[CheeseLord]

Take the ray gun and move away from the gunshots.

[happystickman]

CL-You walk away from the gunshots. You see the town exit, and and bunch of monsters. Behind you, you see a man that looks like he's trying to sneak up on you.

[ElMikkino]

I look at the shadow, look in front of me, and then fire my machine gun all around (I DO have a machine gun! Look at my avvy!)

[happystickman]

ElM- You fire your mechine gun everywhere. Then, something lands on your head! Its a squirrel ninja! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

[souperzombie]

What about me? :(

[happystickman]

[quote=happystickman;134983]
SZ- This one hit! He is kiled, but now they are setting up mechine guns! Oh No!
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[souperzombie]

Never! *Fires big fireball and takes out most of them*

[happystickman]

The fire ball singes the mechine gun, and put one in automatice fire! Bullets are everwhere!

[souperzombie]

I summon a demon as a shield, and fire fireballs at them!
Die, ebil people :twisted:

[CheeseLord]

I turn to the man following me and ask what he wants.

[happystickman]

SZ- The demon is quicky obliterated, and you get a few bullets to your chest before you finish of the mechine gun. Also

LVL UP!
LVL 4!
Flame thrower!
Shoots a continues strwam of fire form your hands for a short peroid of time.

CL- "Ah you caught me!" The young boy said. " I want to go with you on your quest. I want to have a life of adventure! Can I go! Please! Im ok at fighting, and I can pickpocket real well!" Do you take him with you? If he dies, you lose a life as well!

[ElMikkino]

Since I'm as big as a human, and the squirrel is the size of a real squirrel, I grab the squirrel by the tail and shoot him. Die, squirrely, die:twisted:!

[CheeseLord]

I take him with me, and go toward the town exit.

[happystickman]

ElM-The squrrel takes out some knifes and throws them at your eye!

CL- "THANK YOU!"

New Charecter!
Devin the Theif.
He can pickpocket monster and steal their stuff, but only has a knife, so his combat skills arn't that great.

[CheeseLord]

I'll give him the ray gun and go attack the monsters.

[happystickman]

CL- You run at the monster out of the gate, with Devin behind you. Suddnely, a Disco zombie appears in front of you! He attacks you with his Funkyness!

[souperzombie]

I go back to that guy who wants to train me, or whatever. Darn it i need healing :(

P.S. That disco zombie is my cousin :twisted: :lol:

[ElMikkino]

I take a sheet of metal I found on the ground, and hold it in front of my eye, and the knives bounce right back towards the squirrel! Pwned!:mrgreen:

[happystickman]

SZ- "Good job, I will now increse the power of your attacks"!

ElM- The squirrle dodges, and than stabs you in the sholder with a knife. A really REALLY Big knife, about this long

Squrrel -------
Knife-----------------------------------------------------------
You---------------------------------

[ElMikkino]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH! I take the sword out of my shoulder, and start slashing madly with it.

[grim3vil]

can i join
or not

[happystickman]

I will add you to the waiting list, I can do a lot of people at once!

ElM- Strangly, its too heavy for you puny little arms, and you drop it, just in time to se the ninja squrrel cast a fire ball at your face.

[CheeseLord]

I'll summon a block of cheese over the zombie's head, then have Devin melt it with the ray gun so that it coats the zombie in sticky cheese.

[ElMikkino]

I duck, and throw the squirrel into the duck-taped creek which I killed that other thing earlier (was it a bear or a pine-tree ghost?).

[souperzombie]

I ask the guy if he can heal me and if theres anything i can do for him

[souperzombie]

*comments to keep thread alive*

[happystickman]

Sorry

CL-The disco zombie melts the Cheese with his Disco Inferno and then Pokes you in the eye with his disco mightyness

ElM-The Squrrel walks across the water, up a tree, and then up your face. Oww

SZ- the guy POOFs away before you can ask him, a map and a scroll in his place. "You can only pick one" A myserous voice says.

[ElMikkino]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR...........I take my sword and slice the squirrel. If I miss, then I spin around, slicing in all directions, so the I can not miss!

[happystickman]

ElM-The squrrel is clever, he jumps at the last moment, and yuo stab your self in the face. You are in bad shape. You better kill that thing now!

[ElMikkino]

I kill that thing now.

[CheeseLord]

I'll use my pointy cheese to poke the zombie, and I'll have Devin shoot him with the ray gun.

[happystickman]

CL-The zombie blocks, but is zapped by the ray gun.

ElM- You shoot your machine gun everywhere. The squrrel is hit, and dies, leaving a scroll in its place.

[ElMikkino]

I pick up the scroll.

[souperzombie]

I pick up the scroll.
What ElMikkino said.

[happystickman]

ElM- The scroll has a single word on it. "Ninja'd" Do you wish to keep it?

SZ- The scroll has a single word on it as well. "Zappored" Do you wish to keep it?

[Bobtheshmob]

I would like to play when someone dies or bails.
Oh and I will have a special class, CHOSEN ONE! ....Well it's pretty much a souped up Bard :p
Name: Prometheus
Class: Chosen One (I spec-e-al-ize in magic, but I have high agility and Moderate defense and Slightly higher than average attack attack)
Race: Angel
Homeland: Earth
Hometown: Nowhere, Currently residing in a dimensional warp
Catchphrase: Let the light embrace you!
Atomic Pie: Appple

[souperzombie]

Ima gonna risk it. *Takes scroll*

[happystickman]

SZ- "BA HA!" You get zapped, as a Energy Demon appears " You remember me? Yeah, its me Gretay! Your Arch Nemeseis?" Prepare to fight!

[souperzombie]

*Combines my new Flamethrower with a giant Fireball*
Die, Gretay!

[happystickman]

SZ-Gremtay Zapps himself into a nearby Electric line and disapares.

[CheeseLord]

I'll have Devin blast him with the ray gun again, then turn the zombie into swiss cheese.

[souperzombie]

*Fires a fireball at the electric wire and makes it explode*

[happystickman]

CL- The Disco Zombie head gets blasted off, but its still alive!

SZ- tHe electric line is toast but where is Gremtay? Oh There he is! Right behind you! ZAP!

[ElMikkino]

I throw the scroll at a random pine tree ghost.

[souperzombie]

I summon demons to attack him and flamethrower Gratay!
*Considers saving energy, cuz its gonna be one heck of a fight.*

[happystickman]

ElM- The scroll starts to shine, and shake. The pine tree goust turns into a Ninja ghost! IDOIT!

SZ- Gratay dodges and zaps the demons

[souperzombie]

Stop dodging! *Fires sevril small fireballs that are veeeeeeeery hard do avoid while summoning another pair of demons*

[happystickman]

SZ- Gremtay gets hit and the demons doggy pile him, and then he zaps them.

(Note) Thats the point! Hes super fast! Hes electricy!

[souperzombie]

Oh. Darn.
Katon! Gokakkyou No Jutsu!
*Fires big fireball*

[happystickman]

He shocks into the ground, and then comes and zaps you from the ground.

[souperzombie]

I power up my demons a bit and fire more fireballs at Gretay

[happystickman]

He is in the ground, so they all miss

[souperzombie]

Waaaah. You posted before i could edit -o_-o
Oh. NVM. -o_-o

[ElMikkino]

I take my cellphone, and call the Ghostbusters. *Ghostbusters pull up in their van* *Theme song plays*

[souperzombie]

*Posts to keep thread alive*

[happystickman]

ElM- The ninja ghost throws shurikans at all the ghost busters

[ElMikkino]

The ghostbusters shoot him with their plasma ray guns, and since they are from a TV show, they win, like they always do.

[happystickman]

ElM-You dont control the ghost busters, so they die.

[ElMikkino]

Ok...I pick up one of their plasma cannons, and I do the same thing the Ghostbusters did.

[happystickman]

The ghost dodges with his ninja powers, and then phases threw you, with a sword in his hand, that is a really bad injury. Maybe you should have destroyed that scroll...

[ElMikkino]

I see the scroll, lying on the ground. I destroy it.

[happystickman]

OOPS! I wrought my post wrong. When you threw the scroll at the pine tree "Ninja" it was destroyed. Well, I will now tel you what that scroll did! For killing the mini-boss The ninja squrrel, you gained acess to a scroll that would give you the power to sumon up ninja squrrels to your liking! Too bad its gone forever...

[ElMikkino]

Why, o why, o why......