the supreme joke topic

[Knittel]

This is a topic for jokes. Post in your jokes.
You have to vote the joke of the person above you.
in out of 10.

The next person please vote the joke of my sig. ;)

[Roland]

7/10. It reminds me of a Garfield line... "Starving wouldn't be so bad, it's the eating I would miss!"

Here's mine (made up on the spot in a minute): Bah, I have 200 employees and none of them can take a joke! You're all fired!

[happystickman]

1/10

Horrible

1-Whats the difference between bubblegum, a monster and cement?
2-What?
1-You can squish bubble gum, but not a monster.
2-Wat about the cement?
1-I just through that in to make it hard.

[Roland]

Thanks, HSM!

Anyways, I like yours. 1/10.

:p

[souperzombie]

Did you guys here about the guy who flushed himself down
the toilet,they say he commited sewer side!

[Mr.Onion]

An exerpt from a poem by the famous colour-blind poet Mr Reginald Smithers:

Roses are red
Violets are brown
The sky is bright yellow
and so are bluetits.

[Knittel]

6/10.
Sam goes to the teacher.
teacher:What does you mother use to kill flies?
Sam:I don't know.
teacher:What had your father used in the last war?
Sam:I don't know.
teacher:How long needs you sister to complete her homework?
Sam:I don't know.
teacher:How long has you brother to life?
Sam:I don't know.
Later Sam goes to her mother and asks:
Sam:What do you use to kill flies?
Mother:A fly swatter!
Sam: Dad! What have you used in the last war?
Dad:A bazooka!
Sam:Sister! How long do you need to complete you homework?
Sister:2 minutes.
Sam:Brother! How long have you to life?
Brother:More than 65 years.
Next Day in school Sam goes to the teacher.
teacher:So now, what does your mother uses to kill flies?
Sam:A bazooka!
teacher:What had your father used in the last war?
Sam:A fly swatter!
teacher:How long does you sister needs to complete her homework.
Sam:More than 65 years!
teacher:How long has your brother to life?
Sam:2 minutes!
:lol:

[Androgeos Exeunt]

8/10; if the spelling was correct, I would've given it 9.

I got this from a joke book; feel free to take points off for lack of originality:

What is a snail?

A slug with a crash helmet.

[Ufo-Man]

3/10


Ok so there were 3 big guys under a small umbrella. There was thunder and lightning. None of them got wet. How did they not get wet?

It wasn't Raining

[souperzombie]

6/10.

Why are barbers always early for work?

THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE SHORT-CUTS

[Ufo-Man]

6/10


1: What you have under there?
2: Under Where?
3: That's right! (underwear)

[Androgeos Exeunt]

5/10

Student: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No.
Student: Then how do you get your feet through?

[Ufo-Man]

4/10


1: Adam and Eve and Pinch-me
Went down to the river to bathe.
Adam and Eve were drowned.
Which of the thre were saved?
2:Pinch-me.
1: (pinches 2(the other guy))

[varkarrus]

7/10

Why did the celery run screaming accross the road?

He was being stalked!

[57436]

8/10

There is a geometry joke

Okay, an acorn falls off a tree and then it grows into a other tree. And the sapling says "Gee I'm A Tree"

[Androgeos Exeunt]

7/10

Did you hear about the Math teacher who fainted?

Everyone tried to bring her 2.