The War for Dummies

[Redbone]

A simple RPG type game. You are in a grassy field. If you are a dummy, you must destroy all of your enemies (Everyone Else) to win. If you are a Weirdo, you must heal all dummies if they are almost dead. If you are a No-Brain Person, you must defend the Weirdo's without getting healed.

Dummy Commands

Attack : Attack a User.
Pickup [Item Name]: Pick up an item on the ground.
Use [Item Name]: Use an item you have.
Throw [Item Name]: Throw an item you have.
Defend: Get damaged only half for one attack.

[U]Weirdo Commands

Heal : Heal a User.
Defend: Get damaged only half for one attacl.

[U]No-Brain Person Commands

Defend [Weirdo Username]: Defend a Weirdo

Action Log
A rubber chicken (weapon) appeared!
CyberSonic took 4 damage.
ElMikkino attacks CyberSonic.
Critical Hit! Redbone took 9 damage.
.Blue Dwarf. attacks Redbone.



So... who will join? (Unlimited Slots)
Game will start when there are at least 5 players.

Players

Redbone: Dummy
HP: 87
Items: Bone Sword

Souperzombie: Weirdo
HP: 150
Items: First-Aid Kit

The Ninja Of Frozen Milk: Dummy
HP: 98
Items: None

ElMikkino: Dummy
HP: 126
Items: None

.Blue Dwarf.: Dummy
HP: 116
Items: None

CyberSonic: Dummy
HP: 95
Items: None

happystickman: Dummy
HP: 143
Items: none

[souperzombie]

I want to be...a weirdo!

(I cant be a no-brained-person because i have about 47 brains :|) (Think zombie)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

ME DUMMY!!! (Whacks self on head)

[ElMikkino]

Me a dummy, and me name Dum Dum Dummy!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I is a wierdo no brained dummy

or just a dummy but if i die then i be a wierdo

Attacks souper
please forgive me sz, I'm only a dummy

[Redbone]

The Dummy War Begins! (People still may join)

[CyberSonic]

I'll be a Dummy.

Attack ElMikkino

[Redbone]

CyberSonic has just joined.
CyberSonic attacks ElMikkino.
ElMikkino took 4 damage from CyberSonic
Redbone attacks .Blue Dwarf.
.Blue Dwarf. took 4 damage from Redbone.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I attack redbone
is this turn based where everyone must post before you can post again?
SZ will you be my personal healer? (my attack on you didn't count)



How does we know if there is an item?
Oh and if there is one then i take back my attack and grab it. Provided it's not like a bomb or something that will hurt me.

[ElMikkino]

Attack CyberSonic.

[Redbone]

Redbone takes the Bone Sword
The item Bone Sword Appeared!
CyberSonic took 6 damage
ElMikkino attacks CyberSonic
Redbone took 4 damage
.Blue Dwarf. attacks Redbone

[souperzombie]

Pleeeaaaase dont hurt me! (Defends)

[.Blue Dwarf.]

So could i just say Pick up battle axe and it just appears?
or have i misunderstude something?

[happystickman]

Ill join as Dummy! Ill pick up the Super Stick Sword Of Non Spam! ATTACK! Cybersonic

[ElMikkino]

Pick Up Redbone. Throw Redbone at CyberSonic.:twisted:

[Redbone]

An item appears on the ground is the chance when you can pick it up.

happystickman attacks CyberSonic
CyberSonic dodges :O
Redbone attacks happystickman
happystickman took 2 damage

A bomb appears on the ground. And it is about to explode

[happystickman]

I pick up then throw the bomb at Redbone

[Redbone]

It asplodes in the air.
The Ninja of Frozen Milk is the closest to the asplosion.
The Ninja of Frozen Milk took 12 damage

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I feel compelled to attack........ redbone!!!!!

[ElMikkino]

I attack CyberSonic.

[Redbone]

Blue Dwarf attacks Redbone
Redbone took 9 damage
ElMikkino attacks CyberSonic
CyberSonic took 4 damage
A rubber chicken (weapon) appeared!

[souperzombie]

Duhh, what was i suppose to be doing again?
Oh right, right.
(Defends) PLEEEEEAAAASE DONT HURT MEEEEE!:!:! :lol:

[happystickman]

I take the rubber chicken and smack Cybersonic with it.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

The magical dice sez.... TO ATTACK REDBONE!!!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I whack Blue Dwarf with a flat screen TV!

[ElMikkino]

I grab the rubber chicken and *rolls die* *result is 5* ATTACK CYBERSONIC!!! (:confused::confused:Why is it always CyberSonic:confused::confused:)

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I whack Blue Dwarf with a flat screen TV!
Where did that come from!!!!!!??????aka!?!?!?!?!?!?

[happystickman]

I grab the rubber chicken and *rolls die* *result is 5* ATTACK CYBERSONIC!!! (:confused::confused:Why is it always CyberSonic:confused::confused:)

I already took the chicken.

[Redbone]

I whack Blue Dwarf with a flat screen TV!
Sorry, but no flat-screen TV appeared. So your action is not affected

The second page started!
And now I must make a new list!

Action Log
Redbone took 2 damage
.Blue Dwarf. attacks Redbone
Redbone was successfully healed to 95 HP!
souperzombie attempts to heal Redbone
It bounces right off!


Players

Redbone: Dummy
HP: 93
Items: Bone Sword

Souperzombie: Weirdo
HP: 150
Items: First-Aid Kit

The Ninja Of Frozen Milk: Dummy
HP: 98
Items: None

ElMikkino: Dummy
HP: 126
Items: None

.Blue Dwarf.: Dummy
HP: 116
Items: None

CyberSonic: Dummy
HP: 95
Items: None

happystickman: Dummy
HP: 143
Items: Rubber Chicken

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I must leave the dice for this turn so I can smack Redbone good
Thats what you get for dodging

[happystickman]

I smack redbone with my chicken

[ElMikkino]

I already took the chicken.

I grabbed it from you.

[souperzombie]

Weirdo Status requires me to say:
Ill a random person once per turn, but if you attack me, i will not heal you. Mwahhahaah.

Destiny says: Heal Redbone!

[Redbone]

.Blue Dwarf. attacks Redbone
Redbone took 4 damage
happystickman uses the chicken on Redbone
It bounces right off!
souperzombie attempts to heal Redbone
Redbone was successfully healed to 95 HP.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I role a.........6!!!
Thats redbone.

I grab the chicken and freezes it and then stabs redbone with it.

[Redbone]

You cant grab stuff from others, or freeze them.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

Ok, then i just attack you!

[Redbone]

.Blue Dwarf. attacks Redbone.
Redbone took 2 damage.

[happystickman]

Ill attempt to attack Blue Dwarf

[souperzombie]

Destiny says: Heal CyberSonic.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

*rolls dice*
I attack #3
Oh no, not elmik!!!:(
*Attacks el*

[ElMikkino]

Attack Blue Dwarf for attacking me!

[Redbone]

Action Log
The Dragon dissappears.
.Blue Dwarf. took 60 damage
The Dragon attacks .Blue Dwarf.
...but he fails!
souperzombie attempts to heal The Ninja of Frozen Milk...


Players

Redbone: Dummy
HP: 93
Items: Bone Sword

Souperzombie: Weirdo
HP: 150
Items: First-Aid Kit

The Ninja Of Frozen Milk: Dummy
HP: 98
Items: None

ElMikkino: Dummy
HP: 130
Items: None

.Blue Dwarf.: Dummy
HP: 49
Items: None

CyberSonic: Dummy
HP: 95
Items: None

happystickman: Dummy
HP: 143
Items: Rubber Chicken

[happystickman]

I attacked Blue Dwarf! And ill do it again!

[.Blue Dwarf.]

There should be more items.

The lucky number is.....
2!
thats cyber.
Attacks sonic

[Redbone]

happystickman attacks .Blue Dwarf.
.Blue Dwarf. took 4 damage.
.Blue Dwarf. attacks CyberSonic
CyberSonic dodges.
Healing Gem Appeared!

[ElMikkino]

Pick up gem!
Use gem to heal me!

[Redbone]

ElMikkino picked up Healing Gem!
ElMikkino was healed to 130 HP.

[souperzombie]

Destiny says: You need to get out more! GOSH!
AKA Defend.

[Redbone]

Redbone attacks .Blue Dwarf.
Critical hit! .Blue Dwarf. took 10 damage.
A Dragon (AI Dummy) appeared!

[souperzombie]

Nice drag-OW IT BIT ME!!
Destiny says: Heal TNOFM. OR ELSE!! (ill cry...)

[Redbone]

souperzombie attempts to heal The Ninja of Frozen Milk...
...but he fails!
The Dragon attacks .Blue Dwarf.
.Blue Dwarf. took 60 damage
The Dragon dissappears.

[Hammer Sideways]

Okay well... I'm going to join... but don't expect me to be too active... and I'll be a weirdo because there aren't many of those (I would like to be able to attack all the same though... using like a crossbow or a hammer sideways... but for now I'll be a weirdo...)

[souperzombie]

Destiny says: Heal. Blue dwarf. Or else. Ill ASSIMILATE you. Grargh.
(Heal blue dwarf)

[Hammer Sideways]

Anyways, I guess I am in... so... I'll heal you if you need healing unless you attack me, in which case I will un-heal you, which I may do if I feel like it anyways... anyways... blue dwarf looks... low on life... so... I'll heal blue dwarf... and I guess SouperZombie will as well...

[.Blue Dwarf.]

I feel loved.

Attacks redbone for that series of unfortunate events for me.
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[souperzombie]

Destiny says: Bunnays rule!
(Heal Elmikkino)