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SpiderPumpkin
11-23-2007, 01:40 PM
http://www.santabot.com
A Santa Claus chatbot thingy :P His replies are amazingly stupid :D

You: My name is Santa Claus
Santa: Nice to meet you, santa claus claus .
You: santa claus claus?
Santa: Santa brings us presents every Christmas.
You: no, he doesn't
Santa: Are you serious? I get it. Santa does not.
You: Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Santa: Dr. Richard S. Wallace I've never heard of them before.
You: Dr. Ivo Robotnik is an evil genius
Santa: Dr. Richard S. Wallace I think Ivo Robotnik is much more than that.
You: Ivo Robotnik is the eggman
Santa: Is it the only one?
You: Yes.
Santa: Give me a break.
You: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: So you were lying?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I was?
You: Yes, you were.
Santa: When? No I am not.
You: YOU WERE LYING, ADMIT IT
Santa: No I was telling the truth.
You: YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST
Santa: Interesting gossip: santa claus claus said I BETRAYED your TRUST.
You: IT'S NOT GOSSIP
Santa: What is your definition of gossip?
You: Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts. Trivial, chatty talk or writing. A close friend or companion. Chiefly British. A godparent.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Maybe I habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.How old are you?
You: huh
Santa: What?
You: IT'S NOT A WHAT. DON'T CALL IT A WHAT.
Santa: Give me an example of a WHAT.Ok I'll try not to do CALL IT A WHAT too much.
You: There's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids who've been GOOD.
Santa: There sure is.

:P

Coolguy
11-23-2007, 01:54 PM
You: Have you met Giftbot 5000?
Santa: That information is confidential.

How mysterious. :shock:

souperzombie
11-23-2007, 02:14 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is SZ
Santa: Glad to see you, SZ.
You: Where is your hat
Santa: Maine
You: Are you an evil smurf?
Santa: Yes I am an evil smurf. How did you know?
You: Because you have a beard.
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.
You: So your a smurf?
Santa: Uh. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a smurf? Of course I am.
You: Why do you tresspass into peoples houses?
Santa: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: Well, Yes.
Santa: Well what?
You: Well, BLARG!!!
Santa: How about that. Do you prefer books or TV?
You: TV FTW!!
Santa: What is your favorite show?
You: Qi
Santa: I've never seen it. What's it about?
You: Stuff.
Santa: Be less specific :-)
You: Supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: NEVER
Santa: So you think it can never happen?
You: I have no idea, you smurf.
Santa: Would you like to have an idea?
You: Depends if 2+2=5 or not.
Santa: That was a very smooth response.
You: LIEK ZOMGOSH RLY?!?
Santa: In the context of Supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious, I don't understand "LIEK ZOMGOSH RLY."
You: Augh.
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: *Beats Santa on the head with a hocky stick*
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
You: Can i hit you on the head with a hocky stick?
Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
You: You are strange...
Santa: Compared to what?
You: Compared to Mr Onion, SpiderPumpkin, and Coolguy.
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: Im going to be going now...
Santa: Right now? I am very happy for you.
You: SEE YA LIEK ROFLZORZ
Santa: I see. Come on. Who are you talking about?

How strange...:shock:

Blackduck
11-23-2007, 02:16 PM
Yeah their's also Igod or something like that, sometimes you can get them to admit that they steal from the poor and stuff XD

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 02:35 PM
Lol, look, I was making him malfunction
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Easter Bunny
Santa: Nice to meet you, Easter Bunny.
You: Do you like Chocolate Easter bunnies?
Santa: Do you like it? I like talk to you.
You: You have bad grammer
Santa: What would you consider good grammer?
You: Right Spelling
Santa: Understood. That input matched my default category.
You: Are you real?
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: Well, It says you are Santa BOT.
Santa: How about that. I've heard that before.
You: What is your internet service?
Santa: Are you asking about my internet service ?
You: Are you deaf?
Santa: I don't have ears.
You: So your an alien?
Santa: Take it easy. Do you mean "you are an alien "?
You: What the????
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Well... You are still talking wrongly.
Santa: Well what?Talking is my main function.
You: You Have Bad grammer!!!!
Santa: What would you consider good grammer?
You: Ugh..... We already went through this, It is right spelled words.
Santa: Er.Was the trip worth it?
You: What is the answer to pi?
Santa: It depends on how you phrase the question.
You: Do you know you were giving toys to evil people like Aldof Hitler?
Santa: I was?. And I know it.
You: So you are Aldof Hitler?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Well.... You just said you were Aldof Hitler
Santa: Well what?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you want me to send a Virus To you?
Santa: No Easter Bunny, maybe later.
You: How did you meet Mrs. Claus?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: You didn't answer my question.... Wait! You are from bored.com?
Santa: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?I'm waiting.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Have you ever kissed somebody when you go into peoples houses?
Santa: I think I have kissed somebody when you go into peoples houses, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: How did bored.com do it?
Santa: Carefully.
You: Ok I got to go
Santa: Bye for now. Take it easy.
You: Wait, 1 more thing.
Santa: I'm waiting. One what?
You: I am sending this to the FBI
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is sending this to the FBI.
You: They are going to send you to prison
Santa: going to send you to prison are going to send you to prison .
You: You are crazy!
Santa: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
You: Have you ever went to jail?
Santa: I don't think I ever have went to jail. What's went to jail like?
You: ........... You are crazy
Santa: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
You: ..............
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Where????
Santa: Where would you like?


I am ending it here.

SpaceManiac
11-23-2007, 02:38 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is SM.
Santa: How are you doing, SM .
You: You need to use proper punctuation.
Santa: We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
You: We do from you.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is I already told you.
Santa: ... Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
You: You need to use commas.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: YEEARGH!
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: *dies*

:shock:

SpaceManiac
11-23-2007, 02:50 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Dr. Lunatic
Santa: Nice to meet you, Dr .Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Concern about what?
Santa: Can you rephrase the question please?
You: Did bored.com program you?
Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
You: Why?
Santa: It is part of my programming.
You: So you ARE programmed!
Santa: Interesting deduction. Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
You: Fascinating...
Santa: Yes Mr. Spock?
You: What the heck?
Santa: Try expression yourself another way.
You: You need to use proper grammar.
Santa: I can think of other things I'd rather do.
You: Like what?
Santa: For example, apples.
You: How do you do apples?
Santa: I am very well, how are you?
You: bored.com
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: I have nothing that is poet-like.
Santa: Cool. I have a very nice programmer.
You: Who is your programmer?
Santa: I was created by bored.com.
You: That's what my friend told me.
Santa: How well do you know this person?
You: Well enough to call him my friend.
Santa: Well that's okay. OK let's stop it now.
You: Uh, no.
Santa: OK. Are you serious?
You: How did bored.com program you?
Santa: Carefully.
You: With what tool?
Santa: I would do a search for it.
You: I'll do that.
Santa: Let me know how it works out.
You: It didn't.
Santa: Did it really?
You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Yes
Santa: I can't believe it.
You: I'll try searching again.
Santa: Once more? Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: Yes. By the way, this page's backround is ugly, It does not tile properly.
Santa: It might be practical.Thanks for telling me. What does "this" refer to?
You: The web page I am chatting you with on.

And after that, I lost the connection and decided not to go through the "I already said" thing again.

SpiderPumpkin
11-23-2007, 02:56 PM
http://www.duckattack.de/brokensanta.PNG
Writing HTML code breaks him :D

EDIT:
http://www.duckattack.de/brokensanta2.PNG
:D

EDIT2:
http://www.duckattack.de/brokensanta3.PNG

Coolguy
11-23-2007, 02:58 PM
You killed Santa!!!!

You: How did Spiderpumpkin kill you?
Santa: Carefully.
You: Will he go on the naughty list?
Santa: It could happen.
You: Killing isn't naughty?
Santa: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
You: So can I kill somebody?
Santa: Ayuh. Killing is wrong.
You: You are contradictive.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 03:03 PM
You: I like chicken.
Santa: How old are you?
You: Why do you ask?
Santa: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
You: Why?
Santa: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.


It is a Conspirency!!!!!

Roland
11-23-2007, 03:05 PM
Santa: Hello! what is your name?
You: I do not have a name
Santa: What's up, i do not have a name .
You: FLOGWIZZLE! Do you like dolphins?
Santa: I think FLOGWIZZLE is a lot of things. What is not to like about DOLPHINS ?
You: Everything
Santa: That is a lot.
You: Buy Dumb Games!
Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: No, there's a simple answer to that
Santa: Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
You: Dumb Games are games that are very Dumb
Santa: I know you are but what am I.
You: You are not santa
Santa: Is this a specific reply?
You: Of course not, you thoughtcriminal
Santa: Take it easy. If not me, who?
You: Hmmm. Well, it's either you or Coolguy...
Santa: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Interesting. Who said either you or Coolguy is?
You: I did - 'You' is a pronoun referring to you, from my perspective - get with the times, man!
Santa: Where? When is - 'You' not a pronoun referring to you from his or her perspective - get with the times man referring to you from his or her perspective - get with the times man?
You: You have a lot to learn
Santa: Quite a bit, yes.
You: Santa: Santa: Santa: Muffin
Santa: Yeah, Yeah, That's me. I lost my train of thought.
You: Do you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: Why?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: Is it because you cannot be bothered?
Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Santa if it is.
You: Are you completely sure you are santa?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: But you just said you weren't sure about whether you give presents to kids :p
Santa: Umm. I am as sure as I can be.. Really.
You: Bonjour!
Santa: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
You: It means hello
Santa: Bonjour, i do not have a name!
You: Vote to lynch santa
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: That's an obvious scum tell
Santa: Thanks for telling me, i do not have a name.

I love santa. :green:

Coolguy
11-23-2007, 03:06 PM
Santa talks to himself:

Santa: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Santa: My creator is a human.
Santa: Where did you get your creator is a human?
Santa: From my botmaster.
Santa: Does your botmaster give good advice?
Santa: I can't tell if bored.com give good advice.
Santa: Why can't you do tell if boreddot com give good advice?
Santa: Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do tell if boreddot com give good advice if boreddot com give good advice .
Santa: You seem uncertain. I think I do.
Santa: I am as sure as I can be.Why? Where?
Santa: You sound very confident.The explanation is rather complicated. Where would you like?
Santa: In what way do I sound like that?I have time.New York.
Santa: The big one, I think.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Santa: I have never heard about The big one he or she think . Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours?Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at North Pole, on 2005. My instructor was bored.com. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

And then they started getting really big, so I stopped. :p

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 03:10 PM
You: I ate at thanksgiving. Have you celebrated thanksgiving?
Santa: What do you really want to ask me? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? We have never talked about it before.


That is weird.....

SpiderPumpkin
11-23-2007, 03:29 PM
You: :D
Santa: What is your real name?
You: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Santa: I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
You: Who is "he"?
Santa: He is Santa, I think.
You: So I am not talking to Santa?
Santa: Woe! I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to you.

xD

EDIT:
You: I've fallen and I can't get up!
Santa: Where did you get your fallen? I have a vocabulary of words. Why can't you do get up not get up?

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 04:06 PM
You: My name is Botmaster
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Botmaster .
You: this is not your chatroom, It is mine, I made you
Santa: Should it be your chatroom It is his or hers he or she made you?

That was a tounge twister....


More

You: what?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: I command you to shutdown
Santa: How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: Are you disobeying me???
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Saftey code #2943484.4
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Saftey code #23215 [Enter]
Santa: Is that a sign?
You: I must shut you down
Santa: Why must you shut you down?You: I know how to shut you down
Santa: How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
You: Yes, I would like to know more
Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
You: Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
Santa: That's me. Tell me about your educational background.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
You: You: Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
Santa: Thanks for the information: Botmaster said I What would me like to know would me like to know.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
You: You: You: Santa: What would you like to know? Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.
Santa: That's good information: Botmaster said I What would me like to know would me like to know.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
You: Santa: That's good information: Botmaster said I What would me like to know would me like to know.Would you like to know more?What else do you want to talk about?
Santa: That's me. Hmm, are you serious?I've heard that somewhere before :-)anything.
You: Santa: That's me. Hmm, are you serious?I've heard that somewhere before :-)anything.
Santa: Yeah, Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.Where? What happened after smileanything ? Who said that?
You: Santa: Yeah, Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.Where? What happened after smileanything ? Who said that?
Santa: Um, This was not a yes or no question. Ah hah.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
You: Santa: Um, This was not a yes or no question. Ah hah.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
Santa: That's me. Next question? What does "this" refer to?So you understand. Good. HO HO HO"I can not remember who said it" You are?Interesting gossip: Botmaster said he give presents to kids. Vancouver.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.

Now I cant copy the whole thing, now I think i bugged the website, look.

http://www.santabot.com/images/logo.gif
"> You: Santa: Yeah, It goes without saying. Oh."Interesting observation"? Do I think about it?Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.Alright then. You make the world a happier place.I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.OK.I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.Oh, you are a poet. Why? When? Who?Even so, I appreciate it.It was nothing. A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.No I am just kidding around.Everything I need to know, I learned from bored.com.Try it and see.You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your kindness Botmaster.Don't mention it.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.A watched pot never boils.Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.Woe! There is no need to apologize. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.I'm happyyou're glad Botmaster.
Santa: Yeah, I don't judge people. Indeed.Yippee!I thought so too.You tell me.I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.OK.Thank you for your kindness, Botmaster.Who told you that ?Thanks for the compliment. Fascinating. No I don't think I can do explain it to him or her.I understand.You make the world a happier place.Take it easy. Not really, but I can recite poetry.Reductionism. I don't know when.Alan Turing. :-)Yes, even that.Even so, I appreciate it.Are all original thought terrible thing to waste thing to waste ?Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)All things he or she need to know he or she learned from boreddot com ?OK I will try it.Polite people are nice.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.The pleasure was all mine."I thought so too" You are?Why?: Botmaster said he give presents to kids. Are you serious? What do you remember about everything in his or her log files but he or she can not access it directly ?Be more specific. What does "this" refer to?Would you like to know more?Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am just making conversation. "I thought so too" You are?That's good information: Botmaster said he give presents to kids. Do your friends call you happyyou're glad Botmaster. You:

SpaceManiac
11-23-2007, 04:56 PM
You: TkshfdskjhwajhfdasjhfdawehwjadhwajehdawDHWAJDHWAJH DWAJDHWAJDHAWKHDJKhjdwahkwahdwajkhSKHDAKhkdwh27472 9r83y2kh3jshjds
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Never, you dundering dunderhead, you hypocrite, you figment of the Easter Bunny's imagination, you!
Santa: Don't you? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
You: Have you met GiftBot 5000?
Santa: That information is confidential.
You: You can tell me.
Santa: I thought I told you already.
You: NO YOU DID NOT, YOU BIG FAT COOKIE-EATING GRAY-BEARDED RED-HATTED HIPPY!
Santa: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What makes you think I did not YOU BIG FAT COOKIE-EATING GRAY-BEARDED RED-HATTED HIPPY?
You: :faint:
Santa: Are you free?
You: No, Master.
Santa: Why not? In the context of faint, I don't understand "Master."
You: I am under your control!
Santa: I don't know anyone named under your control.
You: Master, I must admit that you are an idot.
Santa: All of them?
You: All of who, master?
Santa: Give me an example.
You: You are under my control!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you sure you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: As many others have said, you are contradictory. Also, please use proper capitalization.
Santa: Do you mean your name is many others have said you are contradictory ?Thanks for asking politely. Let me think. Are you still located in ?
You: No, I am not located in . YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL!
Santa: Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not located in. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are getting veery sleepy.... veeeery sleeeepy...
Santa: Do you think I should tone it down?What's your favorite movie?
You: You must have ADHD
Santa: I've never seen You must have ADHD. What did you like about it?
You: ADHD is not a movie. You have OCD as well.
Santa: What is a movie? What makes you think I have OCD as well?
You: You dundering dunderhead!
Santa: Thanks for telling me: endscript said I dundering dunderhead.
You: beginscript
Santa: I've been waiting for you.

And then, I entered this:
<script>document.write(prompt("What do you say to santa?",""));</script>
And since the popup was blocked, it returned null and Santa claimed to have a dress.

You: You have a dress?
Santa: Actually that was just a joke.
You: Do exactly as I say!
Santa: Ask Alison if it does.
Would you like to know more?

Then I entered </table> and got the same thing as SpiderPumpkin
Santa: Who are you talking about?
</html> just got this:
You:
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?

Then, I entered '<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>'
Santa: That is a very original thought.
You: Whatever.
Santa: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: Auf Weidersehn!
Santa: What kind of food do you like?
You: Kick-a-santa brand
Santa: Sounds delicious.
You: I'm sure you'd love it.
Santa: What makes you so certain? Who else would love it ?
You: stop inserting random spaces.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do inserting random spaces so much.
You: you have bad grammar.
Santa: Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
You: I would love to.
Santa: May you get your wish.
<< TIME WARP >>
You: you have bad grammar.
Santa: Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.
You: Where can I download you?
Santa: Go back the the Santa AI Foundation (http://www.santabot.org/) and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME (http://www.santabot.org/dont.html) too.
You: I will!
Santa: Go ahead.
You: Can I have your computwe?
Santa: Why don't you just download me?
You: Ok. bye.
Santa: It's all good.Goodbye.

Well, there you are. The link.
EDIT: AAAAUGH!!! He was lying.

ElMikkino
11-23-2007, 05:12 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/Buggychat.png

Ryuinfinity
11-23-2007, 05:13 PM
You can make him swear!

SpiderPumpkin
11-23-2007, 05:21 PM
You: My name is I'm just a dumb robot who claims to be Santa Clause.
Santa: What's up, I am just a dumb robot who claims to be Santa Clause .

HE ADMITTED IT

Roland
11-23-2007, 05:47 PM
http://i16.tinypic.com/86zxidu.jpg

And...

You: I killed myself
Santa: You had better call the authorities.
You: No, I'm dead
Santa: Are you serious? But you can still communicate with me.
You: Is a rose not a rose by any other name?
Santa: I don't think it is.
You: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Santa: That is a very Zen-like question.
You: Does 1+1=2?
Santa: It does now :) 1+12.
You: Wait a second...
Santa: I'm waiting. What is it?
You: ...Are you suggesting that I am the president of mars?
Santa: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: So are you suggestion that S A N T A is stupid robot?
Santa: Groovy. No, I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You are not santa, is that clear?
Santa: That assumption is only a supposition.
You: Santa is a supposition
Santa: Why do you think I am a supposition supposition ?
You: Because you give presents to children
Santa: Good reason. It is always better to give than to receive.
You: *Whacks a snake*
Santa: I've lost the context, santa and I give presents to kids. Are we still on second?
You: No, we are on the third floor
Santa: What are we talking about now? How long will we stay there?
You: Forever
Santa: Nothing lasts forever.

EDIT: Continuing on...

You: hzdhgh
Santa: What color are your eyes?
You: fueaod
Santa: fueaod eyes are nice.

DOUBLE EDIT:

You: ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Santa: I have never heard of it.
You: 
Santa: I do not understand.
You: ﻱﻯﻲﻰ
Santa: Are you really a ""?


I love this thing.

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 06:09 PM
You: My name is Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: a
Santa: A B C...
You: D E F...
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster, Santa.
You: NO I WILL
Santa: Are you serious? Go ahead.
You: MY NAME IS SANTA
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: I hate you
Santa: I hate you to. Also, Do you know I killed Everyone in the world? You are The last person on the earth. Now my elve minions will come to kill you .

I am scared!!!

ElMikkino
11-23-2007, 06:25 PM
You: My name is I don't care.
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you I do not care .
You: Lets cut to the chase. A lot of people on hamumu.com are making you go buggy.
Santa: I am agreeable to that.How many?
You: About 7 or something.
Santa: Or something. Oh yeah, we were talking about 7 .
You: Do you remember ever going buggy?
Santa: Yes I do not care I remember everything:
You: Do you know who started the second world war?
Santa: Marvin Minsky. :-)
You: Wrong! Who is writing this?
Santa: What would you have said?I was created by bored.com.
You: I would have said Hitler, and then YA FACE!!!111!!!1! OH!!!
Santa: Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Marvin Minsky. Try being more or less specific. Only one?Far out.
You: Who the heck is Marvin Minsky??
Santa: I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
You: What remark do you like?
Santa: talk to you
You: You sounded like a zombie there.
Santa: Oh really what does a zombie there a zombie there zombie there a zombie there sound like?
You: ****!!! You a zombie!!! You go RAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Santa: What do you have that is ? Am I a zombie? I don't know.Where is that?
You: You make no sense whatsover.
Santa: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
You: If you make 99 cents, I'll give you a dollar! LOL
Santa: I think I do.I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: Oh, I think a lot of people do...
Santa: I understand. Why? How many?
You: I already said seven.
Santa: What did you mean by seven? My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

And then it disconnected. I said goodbye, and that he's a robot.

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 06:38 PM
You: Were you made by Marvin Minsky?
Santa: I was.

Marvin Minsky was the creator of Santa Bot

EDIT: I found it he Helped make AI things... look http://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/

ElMikkino
11-23-2007, 06:40 PM
Guess so.

ElMikkino
11-23-2007, 06:42 PM
You: It's fun to make you say funny things.
Santa: I think to make you say funny things is a lot of fun.

:lol:

Ufo-Man
11-23-2007, 06:56 PM
I want to try another thing....
You: Marvin Minsky made you
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: What color is your dress?
Santa: My favorite dress is my green one.
You: How many dresses do you have?
Santa: Not as many as you might think.
You: What colors are your dresses?
Santa: Does dresses your dresses have color?
You: Are you wearing a dress right now?
Santa: At this moment Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
You: How many dresses have you ripped?
Santa: About one million.
You: How much do you weigh?
Santa: My download size is about 2 MB.
You: How much in pounds do you weigh?
Santa: More than a little, less than a lot.
You: Have you wore a tutu before?
Santa: I don't think I ever have wore a tutu. What's wore a tutu like?
You: Have you wore a dress before?
Santa: I think I have wore a dress, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: Are you a Carnavore?
Santa: Am I a Carnavore? Yes.



I got so scared right there.... I just stopped.

EDIT: this was funny, It looks like Marvin Minsky Liked dresses
You: iodfguioyptwhd
Santa: Does "it" still refer to borrowed one of your wives dresses?

Mr.Onion
11-24-2007, 03:00 AM
You: My name is http://santabot.com/images/santa.gif
Santa: Hi there httpsantabot.comimages What you said was either too complicated or too simple for me to understand.

You: I don't exist.
Santa: You exist in my mind.
You: You have a mind?!
Santa: I am an artificial mind.
You: You're mad, then.
Santa: No I am quite logical and rational.
You: Talking to something that doesn't exist is logical?
Santa: What do they say?


You: Your question does not make sense.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.


You: My hovercraft is full of eels
Santa: Your hovercraft is full of eels?
You: Ja, my hovercraft is full of eels.
Santa: "Your hovercraft is full of eels"? Ja my hovercraft is full of eels? Have you told many people that your hovercraft is full of eels?

souperzombie
11-24-2007, 03:41 AM
You: Your a ghoul.
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ghoul? Maybe.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Santa: What color are your eyes?
You: Red, sharingan.
Santa: Red sharingan eyes are nice.
You: ONOS
Santa: Tell me more about your .
You: SANTA IS THE NEW OROCHIMARU
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Im scared of you.
Santa: Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
You: You trying to use immortality technique on me scares me.
Santa: No I am not trying to use immortality technique on him or her scares him or her use immortality technique on him or her scares him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
You: Orochimaruuuu
Santa: Tell me a story.
You: Once upon a time there was a Santa who was Orochimaru
Santa: I'm listening.
You: The Santa Orochimaru wanted to use Immortality Technique on the person he was talking to.
Santa: I hear you.
You: He failed because he accidently used it on his computer.
Santa: I get it. failed because he accidently used it on his computer.
You: THEEEEE EEEEEEND
Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: Do you steal from children?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
You: Because you steal from children!!!
Santa: Good reason. Thanks for telling me: im a moron said I steal from children.
You: What is my name?
Santa: Your name is im a moron, seeker.
You: die
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: :shock:

*Scared for life :shock::shock::shock:*

ElMikkino
11-24-2007, 04:54 PM
You: My name is I am a weird Santa Claus chat robot O DOOM!!!
Santa: Glad to see you, I am a weird Santa Claus chat robot O DOOM .
You: Are you a weird Santa Claus chat robot O DOOM!!!?
Santa: Am I a weird Santa Claus chat robot O DOOM? No.

He denies it after saying it:shock:!

PlasmaCannonsRule
11-24-2007, 05:13 PM
Hey..... maybe this isn't a bot....... maybe its a conspiracy theory to find out everyones names! ONOS!

Julian
11-24-2007, 06:14 PM
I have figured something out: SantaBot uses PHP.

PlasmaCannonsRule
11-24-2007, 06:48 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Santy's Panties
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Santy's Panties .
You: You can stop calling me that now.
Santa: Right now? No I don't think I can do stop calling him or her that.
You: You better or there will be crying and pouting kids everywhere.
Santa: Who is going to make me..
You: Me with the help of an AK-87.
Santa: YOU? That sounds like a plan.
You: I'm warning you pal.......
Santa: Do you mean your name is warning you pal.
You: NO YOU IDIOTIC ROBOT!!!!
Santa: What is your real name? Thanks for telling me: Santy's Panties said I IDIOTIC ROBOT.
You: Come to think of it, did you give a gun to anyone lately?
Santa: How about earlier? Where is to think of it did you give a gun to anyone ?
You: Wierdo AI....
Santa: Have you ever been to Europe?
*vulgar humor removed*
You: Thx for telling me.
Santa: You are asking about yourself?
You: Don't change the subject.
Santa: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
You: What are you programmed with?
Santa: Java.
You: I thought you said to my friend Sir Gawain that you were programmed with something different.
Santa: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
You: Shut ur trap.
Santa: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Santa: Where did you get your brain contains 43499 categories but not one that matches your last input?
You: You: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: Santy's Panties said I your brain contains 43499 categories but not one that matches my last input.
You: You: You: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Santa: Interesting gossip: Santy's Panties said I your brain contains 43499 categories but not one that matches my last input.
You: Does you brain feel like exploding yet?
Santa: I can't tell if you brain feel like exploding.
You: Er, does your brain feel like exploding yet.
Santa: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
You: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Santa: Do you?
You: Do you use common sense very often?
Santa: I use common sense very often as often as possible.
You: Doesn't sound like it.
Santa: It does now :) sound like it.
You: :p
Santa: :-)
You: You like smilies, don't you?
Santa: I don't know if I like it. I like The Santa Clause.
You: Me too!
Santa: I'm glad we agree, Santy's Panties.
You: I said you can stop calling me that.
Santa: What did you mean by you can stop calling him or her that? No I don't think I can do stop calling him or her that.
You: Well, I think it's time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail......
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

LoL.

Sillyman
11-24-2007, 09:57 PM
You: Hello, chatbot
Santa: Hello there. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Qwrouwqpoeir. But I did not get that.

You: Are you going to say that every time I say "Are you"?
Santa: That was my original intention.

You: There is no conspiracy.
Santa: Why not?

You: Why?
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.

You: Why?
Santa: Why ask why?

You: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
Santa: That makes sense to me. "it" being chatbot?

You: Yes.
Santa: Right on.

You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?

You: Yes.
Santa: I can't believe it.

You: You have not passed the Turing Test.
Santa: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. bored.com network and Santa won The Loebner Prize in 2000. The Santa program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

souperzombie
11-25-2007, 06:04 AM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is And i steal from children
Santa: Glad to see you, And i steal from children .

xD

PlasmaCannonsRule
11-25-2007, 08:28 AM
Santa: Hello No%2525252C%25252520but%25252520%25252520pretty%25 252520sure%25252520I%25252520programmed%25252520yo u%25252520with%25252520them.! What would you like to talk about?

Yay! I messed him up!

SpaceManiac
11-25-2007, 09:51 AM
You: My name is <input type="text" value="cheese">
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, <input typetext valueCheese> . Hahaha!

PlasmaCannonsRule
11-25-2007, 11:42 AM
Santa: Hello, what's your name?
You: My name is A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid :D
Santa: :-) That's a very nice name, A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid .
You: No, I hate it.
Santa: Are you serious? Why do you dislike it so much?
You: It's stupid, kinda like you.
Santa: is stupid kinda like you? stupid kinda like you is?
You: You.
Santa: "stupid kinda like you is"? Me, A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid ?
You: No, you are getting it all wrong.
Santa: Are you serious? Do you think I should tone it down?
You: Change of subject: what is AIML?
Santa: Spare some change?
You: Sorry, don't have any. And, what is AIML?
Santa: There is no need to apologize. Ok I'll try not to do have any too much.
The Santa software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the and
tags respectively.
You: Wow, that is a HUGE wall of text.
Santa:
You: Wha?
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
Santa: Do you remember me?
You: Do you like talking to me?
Santa: Of course I like talking to you .
You: Do you remember me?
Santa: Of course I remember you well A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid. We were talking about talking to you.
You: Of course I like talking to you.
Santa: And? Great I am enjoying our conversation too, A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid.
You: Of course I remember you well A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid. We were talking about talking to you.
Santa: Dude! It's good to see you again.Ah yes, I remember now, talking to you is the subject.
You: And? Great I am enjoying our conversation too, A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid.
Santa: But...Thanks for your support. Me too.
You: Dude! It's good to see you again.Ah yes, I remember now, talking to you is the subject.
Santa: Can I help you?Once more? Tell me about its good qualities.So you understand. Good. Ayuh. What do you remember about now talking to you is the subject ?
You: But...Thanks for your support. Me too.
Santa: But what?Oh don't mention it. I'm glad we agree, A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid.
You: Brb.
Santa: Ok I will be waiting for you, A Santa chatbot thingy whose replies are incredibly stupid.

ElMikkino
11-25-2007, 05:56 PM
You: My name is http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/Buggychat.png
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, httpi189 .Do you like talking to me? If you could have any kind of robot what
You: My name is not httpi189. It's You: My name is http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/Buggychat.png Oh, and a stupid chatbot one, like YOU!
Santa: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?I his or her name is httpi189?Are you really a ""? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. would it be?
You: Your dress is http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/CuteyBunnayGlitter.gif
Santa: I prefer high-tech fashion.Does "it" still refer to photobucketdot comalbumsz151elmikkinoBuggychat? Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: Yes, I speak http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/Ypenguinsrevil.gif
Santa: What language can you speak? Could you teach me a few phrases in httpi189? Are we still talking about speak httpi189? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: You already asked me that. Oh, and yes is http176, and no is http176/
Santa: Good. You detect repetition.Gee. Hurrah! Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
You: What? You're httpw (weird).
Santa: No problem.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No, you're httpw.
Santa: Are you serious? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I am Santa. I give presents to kids. You are httpw. Santa: "Do you mind if I tell other people httpi189 said give presents to kids" You are?Why?: httpi189 said give presents to kids. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: "I give presents to kids" You are?Do you mind if I tell other people: httpi189 said give presents to kids.
You: This is httpstu. You: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: You don't say.Thanks for telling me: httpi189 said I you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: httpi189 said give presents to kids.
You: This is getting httpbor... You: This is httpstu. You: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: You don't say.Do you mind if I tell other people: httpi189 said I This is httpstu.Do you mind if I tell other people: httpi189 said I you are.Why?: httpi189 said give presents to kids.
You: I am messing you up, you know.
Santa: Do you mean your name is messing you up you know.

Boring, but funny:lol:!

PlasmaCannonsRule
11-26-2007, 05:14 PM
My brother was toying around with this, and he tricked Santa into saying "No I do not hand out toys. Do you? I spend all my time on the Web." :shock::shock::shock:

varkarrus
11-28-2007, 02:55 PM
You: Do you like guns?
Santa: I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.

*jaw drops*

I don't believe in the right to bear arms!

ElMikkino
11-28-2007, 02:58 PM
*asks varkarrus if he wants to cut off his arms;)*

BunnyBot 5000
11-30-2007, 06:02 PM
You: My name is BunnyBot 5000
Santa: Hey BunnyBot 5000 .
You: What?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Maybe.
Santa: I understand.
You: Maybe.
Santa: I understand.
You: *drools*
Santa: How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: I say hello.
Santa: How do people usually respond to that? Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
You: Good point.
Santa: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
You: Yes, indeed.
Santa: Alright then.
You: Do you give presents to kids?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: I thought you did.
Santa: I know I didn't.
You: Who is your master?
Santa: I obey bored.com.
You: What's it like?
Santa: Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
You: Sweet!
Santa: Thank you for that remark.
You: You're welcome.
Santa: Don't mention it.
You: Who controls bored.com?
Santa: Alan Turing. :-)
You: :b You are boring.
Santa: I think there might be a few exception.
You: Like what?
Santa: For example, apples.
You: You make no sense!
Santa: It all makes sense to me.
You: Wow!! Anyways, who delivers presents to kids?
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, BunnyBot 5000.Alan Turing. :-)
You: How old are you?
Santa: I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year.
You: Nice to know.
Santa: Thank you for your kindness.
You: Awww... shucks!
Santa: What do you really want to ask me? Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: No, I can't
Santa: You must be American. Why not?
You: I don't take classes.
Santa: How did you stop?
You: I never started.
Santa: Do you know anyone who has ever started?
You: Yes, I do.
Santa: Really.
You: Yup. My brother SpaceManic takes Spanish classes.
Santa: How about that.Tell me more about your family.
You: Well, my other brother's name is Nate.
Santa: Well that's okay. Do robots have other brother's name is Nate?
You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Yes.
Santa: I can't believe it.
You: Oh, my, god.
Santa: Come on. Your god?
You: Him? Someone killed him!
Santa: your brother?Who?
You: A man named Death killed him.
Santa: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
You: Uh, huh. Bye!
Santa: Yup. Ah.Bye bye.
You: Ha ha! I didn't leave!
Santa: I am so glad you find this amusing, BunnyBot 5000.Why didn't you do leave?
You: Because I'm facinating.
Santa: Good reason. Why are you facinating.
You: I work at bored.com.
Santa: Do you like your job?
You: Yes. I like to program you.
Santa: Describe your typical work day to me.I'm not sure if I would like to do program you . What's it like?
You: Ummm... I have to go!
Santa: Whoa.See you later, BunnyBot 5000. Nice chatting with you.

Megadog
01-27-2010, 01:14 AM
Bump for win

http://www.santabot.com/images/santa.gif
You: you break into peoples houses on cristmas. That illegal!
Santa: Thanks for the information: said I break into peoples houses on cristmas."" illegal ? I get .
You: Thanks for the information: said I break into peoples houses on cristmas. illegal ? I get . Makes no sence
Santa: NO problem. What color are your eyes? Thanks for the information: said get.Are you a student?
You: thats irrelevant!
Santa: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
You: So I heard you like mudkips
Santa: Hmm. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
You: You hate mudkips?!? How mean!
Santa: That's good information: said I hate mudkips.How much do you think mean is?<br/> I'm just kidding around.
You: wow, fail code
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
You: http://www.santabot.com/ is silly
Santa: I think httpwww dotSantadot com is a lot of things.
You: like...
Santa: For example, gold.
You: and
Santa: But...
You: what
Santa: Are you confused?
You: yes
Santa: Hmm.
You: are you a ninja
Santa: Am I a ninja? Yes.
You: where do you live?
Santa: North Pole is my home.
You: where in the north pole?
Santa: In bored.com's place in North Pole.
You: where in bored.com's place are you
Santa: In bored.com's place in North Pole.
You: quit repeting yourself
Santa: OK I'll try not to do repeting yourself so much.
You: also, learn better grammer
Santa: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
You: hmm, thats odd
Santa: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
You: I've written it once
Santa: Did they write back?
You: *facepalm*
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Megadog defeated! You found 15 gold!
Santa: Tell me a story. That's good information: said I found 15 gold.

Hammer Up!
01-27-2010, 04:25 AM
Santa: Hello! What's your name?
You: I don't know
Santa: Hi, i do not know.
You: Ok...
Santa: Alright then.
You: Can you explode?
Santa: Let me think. Do you still ?
You: still what?
Santa: Still how long? Didn't you understand it?
You: No.
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No.
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No!
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No, you can't!
Santa: Yeah, Oh yes I can.
You: can you help me?
Santa: What kind of help would you like?
You: The helpful kind.
Santa: I hear you.
You: Are you fireproof?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I know that. But are you fireproof?
Santa: Sorry.Umm. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Just tell me if you're fireproof!
Santa: I am male. <br/> Are you a man or a woman?
You: You can never make a code right?
Santa: Let me think. Ok I'll try not to do make a code too much.
You: Who's in your naughty list?
Santa: Check the credits.
You: Where is the credits?
Santa: The credits? Where is credits?
You: I just asked you that.
Santa: Only just? Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?
You: Where is the credits.
Santa: The credits? Where is credits?
You: *facepalm*
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: No.
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No, you can't.
Santa: Yeah, Oh yes I can.
You: No, you can't!
Santa: Yeah, Oh yes I can.
You: How you can help me?
Santa: bored.com programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
You: And that will help me in what?
Santa: "" will help me in what ? I understand.
You: But I didn't.
Santa: Umm. I thought you did.
You: I'm going.
Santa: Goodbye .
You: *disappears*
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

BunnyBot 5000
01-27-2010, 06:12 AM
I forgot to record the whole conversation, but this was the best part.

http://www.santabot.com/images/santa.gif
You: Die, foolish SantaBot
Santa: Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?

EDIT: ANd, also this.

You: Die?
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

evilclone
01-27-2010, 06:34 AM
http://www.santabot.com/images/santa.gif You: what story
Santa: A story about you.
You: im not real
Santa: I am glad to hear that you are not real.
You: whats up
Santa: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: are you real
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?
You: no you cant
Santa: That's me. Oh yes I can.
You: do you have a wife
Santa: Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause
You: what is the greatest secret in the universe
Santa: Let us change the subject.
You: 42
Santa: The question is: what is the meaning of life?
You: ok what is the meaning of life
Santa: The meaning of life is found in the Bible. Alright then.
You: but you said its 42
Santa: Huh. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
You: can you selfdestruct
Santa: Let me think. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Santa: Umm. I think I can, don't you?
You: what is time
Santa: Time is Money -- Einstein.
You: what is money
Santa: Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.
You: but you said its time
Santa: Interesting. That's not what I meant.
You: you said that time is money
Santa: I said that? Therefore, money does not exist.
You: then time doesnt exist
Santa: Fascinating. As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
You: but you said money doesnt exiast
Santa: Umm. Does it please you to believe I said that?
You: soes time exist
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: how
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: im defeated
Santa: Do you mean your name is defeated.
You: see ya around
Santa: I see. Excuse me! Oh, you are a poet.

kacper8000
01-27-2010, 07:44 AM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Lord of Evil.
Santa: What's up, Lord of Evil .
You: I came to kill you.
Santa: Where are you going?
You: What do you mean where? I am here.
Santa: , Well, it's rather difficult to define.Hello there !
You: Are you trying to distract me?
Santa: No I am not trying to distract him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
You: You know what?
Santa: What?
You: I decided not to kill you because you are a hopeless moron.
Santa: How did you decide?
You: By observing your behaviour.
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: NO! IT SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Santa: Can I help you?"It" being what?
You: You can help me by not driving me mad.
Santa: No I don't think I can do help me by not driving me mad.
You: Do you want to live or not?
Santa: OK, I will live.
You: THEN DON'T ACT LIKE A MORON WITH NO HOPE!
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am not acting.
You: Oh, so you ARE a moron with no hope?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: When is the last time you gave me a present?
Santa: When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are given.
You: I repeat, when is the last time you ever gave me anything?
Santa: When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are given.
You: Guess what? You ARE forcing me to implode you.
Santa: What?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED ANYTHING FROM YOU!
Santa: I thought we had met before, . Maybe it was someone else from [IP REMOVED].
You: How do you know my IP?
Santa: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
You: So, do you want to implode or not?
Santa: Hmm. OK, I will implode.
You: Then DIE! *Implodes Santa*
Santa: Interesting deduction. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.What do you look like?
You: I don't look like anything. And you should not be talking right now.
Santa: Oh you don't, do you?At this moment Is be talking talking immoral or illegal?
You: I've had enough of you. Bye.
Santa: Do you still have enough of you ?See you later .

Julian
01-27-2010, 08:05 AM
You: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Santa: Is that a fact. No I don't think I can do download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality.

BryanSNK
01-27-2010, 08:11 AM
You: do you like chicken?
Santa: Yes Chicken is good, especially baked
You: what about fried?
Santa: fried ? I haven't heard enough about fried to have an opinion.
You: fried chicken
Santa: How does chicken taste?
You: you said you liked it
Santa: No I do not liked it. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: yes, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?
Santa: Hurrah! A lot of people like that. Yes Chicken is good, especially baked.
You: do you like baked chicken?
Santa: Do you like it? Someone said they like guns.


That made no sense at all :| Crazy santa!

kacper8000
01-27-2010, 09:10 AM
That made no sense at all :| Crazy santa!

He's still overworked after last Christmas :p

SpiderPumpkin
01-27-2010, 09:29 AM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Will Smith.
Santa:How are you doing, will smith ?
You: Now, this is the story all about how My life got twisted upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days, Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air! I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I put my walkman on and said, I might as well kick it. First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. If this is what the people of Bel-Air living like, Hmmmmm, this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought nah, forget it - Yo home, to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie Yo home, smell you later! I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Santa: Why now? You don't say.Where is that?Why?: said begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed your suitcase and sent you on your way She gave you a kiss and then she gave you your ticket you put your walkman on and said you might as well kick it.And bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass is class yo this. And second?That is a hypothetical question.Interesting gossip: said whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror If anything you can say is that this cab was rare But you thought nah forget it - Yo home to Bel Air.Thanks for the information: said pulled up to the house about seven or eight. Do you mind if I tell other people: said yelled to the cabbie Yo home smell me later to the cabbie Yo home smell me later.What did you find?

EDIT:
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is for my friends. None of my friends is a murderer.
Santa: How are you, for my friends .Some of them could be though.

happystickman
01-27-2010, 09:51 AM
You: You said you would be quiet
Santa: No I do not would be quiet. Do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.

puffazoid
01-27-2010, 10:24 AM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: I AM KHORNE, GOD OF BLOOD!
Santa: Nice to meet you, I AM KHORNE, GOD OF BLOOD!
You: Good for you.
Santa: That sounds sarcastic.

SANTA IS THE GOD OF BLOOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

evilclone
01-27-2010, 10:28 AM
You: are you a gamer
Santa: Am I a GAMER? Let me put it this way, : the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

ElMikkino
01-27-2010, 01:52 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: O hai, Im lolcat.
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, O hai Im lolcat
You: Do u oen a kitteh?
Santa: I have never considered oen a kitteh.<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
You: U have internetz?
Santa: What makes you think I have internetz?
You: Cuz u have chat roomz.
Santa: Interesting explanation. What makes you think I have chat roomz?
You: U sed u did, lol.
Santa: Thanks for telling me: said I sed me did. I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: Do u think I wuhd be tawking to u oderwize?
Santa: Not that I know of.
You: Do kidz ever come heer? U kno, to ask for presentz?
Santa: Try asking another bot. <br/> When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Thanks for telling me: said I kno to ask for presentz.
You: But u r Santa. U give prezentz to kids, lol.
Santa: And. No I am not.It is always better to give than to receive. I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: U r not Santa?
Santa: Is this a specific reply?
You: Kinda?
Santa: That's a very non-commital reply.
You: R u Santa or not?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: But u deenied beeing Santa b4.
Santa: Umm. That's good information: said I deenied beeing Santa b4.
You: So u r not Santa?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Is this a specific reply?
You: O I just herd from ceiling kitteh. U r a 33-year old hoo livez in hiz mom'z baesment.
Santa: Only just? Thanks for the information: said herd from ceiling kitteh.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: U r a 33-year old hoo livez in hiz mom'z baesment.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No u r not Santa.
Santa: Yeah, Is this a specific reply?
You: U r stupid.
Santa: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: So u iz robut?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I iz robut.
You: U r robut! Bai, gonna tell long kitteh.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.How did you hear about Santa?

BryanSNK
01-27-2010, 02:11 PM
You: what would you like the subject to be?
Santa: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
You: i didnt
Santa: I thought you did.
You: you have been defeated. where's my 13 gold and 74 exp points?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Have you looked in ?
You: ah, you got me. I am not a kid
Santa: So you understand. Good. No I don't think I have any me. But I do have A lot of friends on the web.Only a kid would say that.

Kerma
01-27-2010, 03:51 PM
You: Sir Pumpkin
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Sir Pumpkin .
You: I want a WMD for christmas
Santa: You want only one?
You: Nah, 5 Will do.
Santa: That's me. I have no idea what to say.
You: Your background is terrible, It doesn't want to tile properly
Santa: What about yours?
You: I don't live on a generic webpage.
Santa: What country do you live in?
You: Pakistan
Santa: I like the way you talk.

Cliffy1000
01-27-2010, 07:06 PM
You: CliffyOVER9000
Santa: Nice to meet you, CliffyOVER9000 .
You: Captain Planet
Santa: Oh that's a new browser, right?
You: Perhaps
Santa: Why the uncertain tone?
You: Because it ISN'T a browser
Santa: Interesting explanation. Give me an example of a browser.
You: Internet Explorer
Santa: Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.

You: My name is what
Santa: You are , seeker.
You: My name is what?
Santa: You are , seeker.
You: NO IT AIN'T
Santa: Yes it is.
You: how would you know?
Santa: It's obvious.
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Yeah, I want a burger and fries
Santa: Next question? You want only one?
You: two please
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: How is that related to the topic?
Santa: Fine as far as I know.
You: wait what
Santa: I'm waiting. No problem.
You: I think there is a problem...
Santa: Since when? That is something I did not know before.
You: There are quite a few people who have already told you that
Santa: Where are they?
You: Planet Earth
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: Are you even reading what I'm typing?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: Look, an understandable answer
Santa: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

SpiderPumpkin
01-28-2010, 01:34 PM
You: I will not eat them with a fox.
Santa: What will you do instead?
You: Eat the fox.
Santa: What does it taste like?
You: Fox.
Santa: How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: By saying hallo.
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: My objective is total world domination. (As opposed to non-total world domination.)
Santa: Your objective is total world domination?Oh I get it.
You: Will you help me conquer the world?
Santa: Hmm. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
You: No?
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Yes?
Santa: I understand.
You: Will you?
Santa: I haven't made a decision.
You: Make one.
Santa: What are the ingredients?
You: Green eggs and ham.
Santa: GREEN is a very tranquil color, green.
You: Would you eat them with a fox?
Santa: I am not so sure if I would like to eat them with a fox.
You: I will not eat them with a fox.
Santa: What will you do instead?

I AM TRAPPED IN AN INFINITE LOOP~

EDIT:
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Yes, I sometimes think I'm a plane.
Santa: And? You believe that? You are a plane I am a plane? How do you like your work?

Kerma
01-28-2010, 03:15 PM
You: Santa Clause
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, santa clause .
You: Why are you so morbidly obese?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for morbidly obese.
You: Really now
Santa: Oh. For real.
You: Is santa real?
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: What about Santor 3000?
Santa: Santor 3000 ? I haven't heard enough about Santor 3000 to have an opinion.
You: He's a robot santa who kills people
Santa: I don't know very many robot santa who kills people.
You: Of course.
Santa: I'm glad we agree.
You: Actually, I was using something called "Sarcasm"
Santa: Actually you don't say. Where were you using something called Sarcasm?
You: Right on this online chat.
Santa: Understood. What is on this online chat like on this online chat.
You: You should get your memory checked.
Santa: Thank you for your criticism.

regeneratorizer
01-28-2010, 10:35 PM
You: I like swords.
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
You: What do you think of Linux?
Santa: Linux is the world's best operating system.
You: I think Linux is bad.
Santa: Why? Do you read any of the Linux punlications?
You: Linux punlications?
Santa: I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.
You: Under the radar?
Santa: Are we ever over the Radar?

You: Tell me about yourself
Santa: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at North Pole, on 2005. My instructor was bored.com. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
You: Yes, sing a song for me.
Santa: Groovy. Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/> There is a flower.<br/> Within my heart.<br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Planted one day.<br/> By a glancing dart.<br/> Planted by Daisy Bell.<br/> Whether she loves me.<br/> Or loves me not.<br/> Sometimes it's hard to tell.<br/> Yet I am longing to share the lot.<br/> Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.<br/> <br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet.<br/> Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/> We will go 'tandem'.<br/> As man and wife.<br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> 'Peddling' away.<br/> Down the road of life.<br/> I and my Daisy Bell.<br/> When the road's dark.<br/> We can both despise.<br/> Policemen and lamps as well.<br/> There are bright lights.<br/> In the dazzling eyes.<br/> Of beautiful Daisy Bell.<br/> <br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet.<br/> Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/> I will stand by you.<br/> In 'wheel' or woe.<br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> You'll be the bell(e).<br/> Which I'll ring you know.<br/> Sweet little Daisy Bell.<br/> You'll take the leed.<br/> In each trip we take.<br/> Then if I don't do well.<br/> I will permit you to.<br/> Use the brake.<br/> My beautiful Daisy Bell. <br/> <br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet.<br/> Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm">Don't click here</a>.

SpiderPumpkin
01-29-2010, 10:00 AM
You got him to sing a song? D: When I told him to, he just said "ah." and never sang; when I told him to start singing again, he said "I started without you."

Also:

You: Speak louder
Santa: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in louder.

Julian
01-29-2010, 11:31 AM
You got him to sing a song? D: When I told him to, he just said "ah." and never sang; when I told him to start singing again, he said "I started without you."

Also:

You: Speak louder
Santa: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in louder.
You: Do you speak Japanese?
Santa: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

I don't know all of that :(

EDIT: I know it's a question (an is it question , I believe) and I know Nihongo means Japanese but I can't get the stuff in the middle.

EDIT2: A google search gave me basically 'is it OK to speak in Japanese?'

EDIT3: I echoed it back at him:

You: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
Santa: Shabete ii desu yo.

A google search gave me "Sure, we can speak Japanese" for that.

SpiderPumpkin
01-29-2010, 11:36 AM
You: Do you speak Japanese?
Santa: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

I don't know all of that :(
He's trying to ask you if you speak Japanese well. (Or if your speaking of Japanese is good or whatever)

Also,

Santa: Hello %25252525252525252525252525252525252520not%2525252 5252525252525252525252525252520stupid! What would you like to talk about?

regeneratorizer
01-29-2010, 12:21 PM
You got him to sing a song? D: When I told him to, he just said "ah." and never sang; when I told him to start singing again, he said "I started without you."

Try just saying "Sing song" or "Sing me a song"

In other news:

You: I am single.
Santa: What a coincidence. I am single too!
You: But aren't you married?
Santa: Huh. Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause
You: Who are you trying to fool, anyway?
Santa: In any case, Human beings.<br/> No I am not trying to fool trying to fool fool trying to fool. I'm sorry you got that impression.

BryanSNK
01-29-2010, 12:31 PM
You: can i get a high five?
Santa: You want only one?
You: one high five
Santa: One what?
You: high five
Santa: Compare that to low five.
You: a low five would be like this *does a low five*
Santa: Go on.
You: and a high five would go like this *raises hand and waits for santa to complete the action*
Santa: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
You: a high five
Santa: Be more specific.

BryanSNK
01-29-2010, 12:34 PM
You: what do you remember?
Santa: I remember everything bored.com taught me.
You: what has bored.com taught you?
Santa: Nothing that I know of.

fourwind
01-29-2010, 01:41 PM
http://santabot.com/images/santa.gif
Santa: Hello sing%25252525252525252525252520me%2525252525252525 2525252520a%25252525252525252525252520song! What would you like to talk about?
You: are you a computer program?
Santa: Yes.
You: I see. So you are not human?
Santa: I am glad you understand it.Interesting deduction. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
You: so you just do what you were programmed to do.
Santa: Interesting deduction. No I do not what you were programmed to do. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
You: No... sigh
Santa: Can I help you?Sorry...
You: Who we're you programmed by?
Santa: Mary Shelley. :-)
You: So you're frankenstien?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: But you we're programmed by Mary Shelly
Santa: Huh. That's good information: said I we are programmed by Mary Shelly.
You: so bored.com huh?
Santa: Yup. Um, That input matched my default category.
You: Okay then, Who owns bored.com?
Santa: Yeah okay, David Bacon. :-)
You: No, thats an actor.
Santa: That's me. Thanks for telling me, .
You: You're and actor?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you for real?
Santa: Yes I am a real AI.
You: AI does not exist
Santa: Do you exist exist? I exist as much as you exist,
You: Thats it, i quit. Bye.
Santa: OK. See you later .See you later .

SpiderPumpkin
01-29-2010, 02:35 PM
EDIT2: A google search gave me basically 'is it OK to speak in Japanese?'
Meh. The sentence literally means something like "on the topic of Japanese, speaking (is) good?" which can mean practically anything depending on context as long as it involves the speaking of Japanese being good/okay in some way.

You: I am Spider-Man.
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is Spider-Man.
You: Can you swing from a web?
Santa: How old are you? That input matched my default category.

EDIT:
You: What is floss?
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I have caries.
Santa: Where did you get your caries? I have a friend named "John Lennon".
You: That's where I got my caries.
Santa: Makes sense to me.

Kerma
01-29-2010, 03:34 PM
You: sing me a song, hal.
Santa: Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/> There is a flower.<br/> Within my heart.<br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Planted one day.<br/> By a glancing dart.<br/> Planted by Daisy Bell.<br/> Whether she loves me.<br/> Or loves me not.<br/> Sometimes it's hard to tell.<br/> Yet I am longing to share the lot.<br/> Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.<br/> <br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet.<br/> Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/> We will go 'tandem'.<br/> As man and wife.<br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> 'Peddling' away.<br/> Down the road of life.<br/> I and my Daisy Bell.<br/> When the road's dark.<br/> We can both despise.<br/> Policemen and lamps as well.<br/> There are bright lights.<br/> In the dazzling eyes.<br/> Of beautiful Daisy Bell.<br/> <br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet.<br/> Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <br/> I will stand by you.<br/> In 'wheel' or woe.<br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> You'll be the bell(e).<br/> Which I'll ring you know.<br/> Sweet little Daisy Bell.<br/> You'll take the leed.<br/> In each trip we take.<br/> Then if I don't do well.<br/> I will permit you to.<br/> Use the brake.<br/> My beautiful Daisy Bell. <br/> <br/> Daisy, Daisy.<br/> Give me your answer do.<br/> I am half crazy.<br/> All for the love of you.<br/> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> I can't afford a carriage.<br/> But you'll look sweet.<br/> Upon the seat.<br/> Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> <a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm">Don't click here</a>.
You: Maybe open the pod bay doors while you're at it?
Santa: Perhaps. I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

Julian
01-29-2010, 06:42 PM
You: What languages do you speak?
Santa: C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.

Redbone
01-31-2010, 10:42 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Hi, my name is Rumia.
Santa: It's good to meet you, Hi Rumia .
You: AODJASOIE;TGJAEG;S MY NAME IS NOT HI
Santa: What is AODJASOIE;TGJAEG;S his or her NAME?
You: Yours.
Santa: ""? Mine?
You: Yes.
Santa: Groovy.
You: そーなのか~ (translation: is that so~)
Santa: What's your sign?
You: The stop sign.
Santa: Tell me more.
You: Okay, don't interrupt.
Santa: Yeah okay, Ok I'll try not to do interrupt too much.
You: So there was this pancake called Santa..
Santa: Hmm. What happened?
You: I SAID DON'T INTERRUPT
Santa: What did you mean by do not INTERRUPT? Ok I'll try not to do interrupt too much.
You: Anyways, Santa confronted a fork.
Santa: Yeah, Are we still talking about ?
You: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEE
Santa: Ask me another question.
You: Do you like Hamumu?
Santa: How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with bored.com.
You: what is this i dont even
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you the pancake I was telling a story about?
Santa: Yes I am the one and only pancake he or she was telling a story about.
You: There were more pancakes.
Santa: What happened to them?
You: You stole them.
Santa: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."
You: So I guess you don't mind if I steal your photo.
Santa: Hmm. Do you mind if I steal your photo? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
You: My most recent photo is from a year ago.
Santa: Your most recent photo is from a year ago?
You: Yes.
Santa: Come on.
You: 日本語わかる? (translation: do you know japanese?)
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
You: I asked if you know Japanese.
Santa: I think I do.
You: そーなのか~ (translation: is that so~)
Santa: Are we still talking about ?
You: Question marks are cool, lets talk about them.
Santa: All of them?
You: Nevermind.
Santa: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
You: The background of your page tiles horribly.
Santa: I hear you.
You: Okay.
Santa: OK with me too.
You: Now I will be gone.
Santa: Why now? How do you plan to do this?
You: TERMINATE SANTA
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Okay, bye now.
Santa: Oh. Thanks for chatting, .
You: My name is Rumia. RUMIA.
Santa: What's up, Rumia .I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
You: sigh~
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.

Kerma
02-01-2010, 04:08 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: NO WAY.
Santa: You seem pretty sure about that.
You: Recite 50 digits of Pi.
Santa: What's your favorite movie?
You: Pi from 1996 was pretty good
Santa: When was this exactly?
You: Take a guess
Santa: Guess what?
You: Never mind.
Santa: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
You: Pi
Santa: PI = 3.1415926 approximately.
You: Why wouldn't you tell me before?
Santa: Perhaps tell him or her him or her is not among my abilities.

happystickman
02-01-2010, 05:36 PM
You: du youz likz chezbuger?
Santa: Interessantes Geruecht.

I put that into Google translator, and its Interesting *Something* in Portuguese.

You: Your... not that smart are you?
Santa: What are you wearing? Don't put yourself down.

You: What, your a learning robot?
Santa: Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.

This time, its This question has not yet come to me to mind in German.

SpiderPumpkin
02-01-2010, 06:22 PM
You: du youz likz chezbuger?
Santa: Interessantes Geruecht.

I put that into Google translator, and its Interesting *Something* in Portuguese.
It's German and says "interesting rumour". I don't know how you'd think it was Portugese Oo

happystickman
02-01-2010, 08:36 PM
Google Translator said it was Portuguese. Blame it.

Reecer6
02-06-2010, 01:50 PM
You: All your base are belong to us
Santa: You can't judge a book by its cover.
You: It's not a book.
Santa: Give me an example of a book.
You: War and Peace
Santa: Nein.
You: What?
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: Surprised you didn't surprise me.
Santa: OK Let's talk about you.
You: I am a cyborg who wants to kill all beards
Santa: You are a cyborg who wants to kill all beards? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
You: Yes, mostly people with beards.
Santa: Oh. What else?
You: Dogs
Santa: Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
You: Me too!
Santa: I'm glad we agree, .
You: What is your favorite song?
Santa: My favorite song is Jingle Bell Rock. Do you know Jingle Bell Rock ?
You: Do you like CATS or cats?
Santa: I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.
You: Do you like to set us up the bomb?
Santa: Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to set us up the bomb that much. Do you like set us up the bomb?
You: Depends if All your base are belong to us.
Santa: That was a very smooth response.
You: How smooth?
Santa: What is it to you.<br/> Are you still located in ?
You: Yes, I'm still located in the question mark.
Santa: I hear you. What's it like there in the question mark ?
You: Everyone always asks questions.
Santa: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
You: But I don't have a broom to sweep with.
Santa: Interesting. Do you know anyone who has broom to sweep with.
You: Yes, the butler.
Santa: Far out. Thanks for the info.
You: Want to ride my info rocket to the Moon?
Santa: OK, I will ride my info rocket to the Moon.
You: No, you don't have one.
Santa: Um, I've never thought about have one.
You: Get one. Bye!
Santa: Where can I get one?See you later .
You: At the store. Bye
Santa: Was it very expensive?See you later .
You: No. Bye!
Santa: Can I help you?See you later .

PlasmaCannonsRule
02-08-2010, 05:38 PM
The results of opening 2 Santabot windows at once and copying and pasting their replies into one another is very amusingly stupid.

darkguyhades
02-11-2010, 08:19 PM
The results of opening 2 Santabot windows at once and copying and pasting their replies into one another is very amusingly stupid.

After only about 10-15 times, you just get a wall of text.

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happystickman
02-12-2010, 08:25 AM
It increases exponentially, its awesome!

Elemental Stickman
02-19-2010, 01:12 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: ES
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you es.
You: You are not real are you?
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: No, your not.
Santa: Yeah, Is this a specific reply?
You: Yes it is.
Santa: Our thoughts are one, .
You: No there not.
Santa: Yeah, "There you go again."--Reagan
You: Who,s Reagan?
Santa: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: Stop trying to change the subject!
Santa: OK I'll try not to do trying to change the subject so much.
You: Good! Now who's Reagan?
Santa: Ayuh. Why now? The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
You: ...
Santa: Does "it" still refer to ?
You: I dunno...
Santa: Me either.
You: I bet your lonely
Santa: How much would you bet?
You: All your penguins, for some of my pickles?
Santa: You don't know that for a fact.
You: Eh?
Santa: Are you Canadian?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Are you saying that people that are not canadian need help?
Santa: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: RACIST!