The LotR RPG

[Knittel]

Welcome to the Lord of the Rings RPG.
Rules:
-If you die, you can just make a new character.
-No spamming
-No hyperbolize (example: I use my Super Magic and kill
every of my enemies.)

Classes:
First choose your side:
-Good
-Bad

Then choose you class:
For Goods:
-Elves
-Humans
-Dwarfs
For Bads:
-Mordor
-Isengart
-Orcs

Name: Knittel
Side: Bad Side
Class: Orcs
Special Attack: Speed Kick (if someone is attacking someone else. And I post after him. I can make a Speed Kick and he isn't allowed to post next.)

[souperzombie]

Wouldn't this be copyright infringement? If it isnt then i sign up.

Name: Chaos
Side: Bad
Class: Mordor
Special attack: Can I choose or do you?

[Knittel]

You can just choose a special attack byself. (If it is to hard, I will tell you.)
And I don't think that it's unallowed to use that in a Forum. Better I don't think that they will be angry. If I make that in a Forum it will advertising for them. :idea:

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

And I don't think that it's unallowed to use that in a Forum. Better I don't think that they will be angry. If I make that in a Forum it will advertising for them. :idea:

You can use LoTR unless you try to redirect the flow of attention from its creator. IE, don't use it to make money for yourself or someone other than LoTR's creators.

[souperzombie]

Which ones are Mordor again? Are they Uruk-ih? (Spelling)

[SpiderPumpkin]

Which ones are Mordor again? Are they Uruk-ih? (Spelling)
The land of Mordor is where Sauron resides. I have no idea why Knittel lists "Mordor", "Isengard" and "Orcs" as classes as Mordor and Isengard are areas (and orcs originate from Mordor) -o_-o I'm assuming he means Mordor Uruk-hai (i.e. those made by Sauron) and Isengard Uruk-hai (i.e. Saruman's Uruk-hai), while "Orcs" would be the weaker versions seen in Moria, among other places -o_-o

[Ufo-Man]

Name: Ufo-Man
Side: Good
Class: Human
Special Attack: KABOOMBA!(If the above 3 people were attacking, then they can't post for 5 posts. If the above 3 were not attacking, then they have to make up a way to get out of my clone army)

[souperzombie]

Name: Chaos
Side: Bad
Class: Mordor
Special attack: Blooddrinker (50% Chance of gaining a small amount of HP when an enemy is killed.)
Bold is my new special attack.

[Knittel]

SpiderPumpkin: The land of Mordor is where Sauron resides. I have no idea why Knittel lists "Mordor", "Isengard" and "Orcs" as classes as Mordor and Isengard are areas (and orcs originate from Mordor) -o_-o I'm assuming he means Mordor Uruk-hai (i.e. those made by Sauron) and Isengard Uruk-hai (i.e. Saruman's Uruk-hai), while "Orcs" would be the weaker versions seen in Moria, among other places -o_-o
I think I will make a little upgrade:
Mordor/Orcs,
Uruk-Hais and
Nazgul (You can't see their face, because there's only darkness)

A upgrade of me:
Class: Nazgul

We still need one player for the good side, because 2 vs. 1 would be unfair.

EDIT: You can always Sign Up, although their are already 2 Guys on each side!

[regeneratorizer]

What about Neutral? We need a team, too!

[Knittel]

What about Neutral? We need a team, too!

But who should be a neutral nation?

[souperzombie]

The Rangers? I havnt watched LTR in a while, so meh.

[Mr.Onion]

I don't think Moria was aligned to anyone in particular.

[SpiderPumpkin]

I don't think Moria was aligned to anyone in particular.
Well, the Moria orcs were apparently aligned to the Balrog (Durin's Bane), and Balrogs were soldiers of Melkor/Morgoth, who was the master of Sauron, so I don't think Moria would qualify as a neutral faction -o_-o (Unless you're referring to Moria when dwarves still lived there, but then it wouldn't be neutral either, but rather on the "good" side :P) Actually, the only really "neutral" character in LotR I can think of would be Gollum, and you can hardly make Gollum a class :D
(BTW, why aren't Hobbits an available class anyway? Oo)

[regeneratorizer]

I'll sign up as Gollum, the neutral guy. My name is, uh, Gollum.

My special attack? LOITER! I waffle about for a turn.

[Knittel]

Well, the Moria orcs were apparently aligned to the Balrog (Durin's Bane), and Balrogs were soldiers of Melkor/Morgoth, who was the master of Sauron, so I don't think Moria would qualify as a neutral faction -o_-o (Unless you're referring to Moria when dwarves still lived there, but then it wouldn't be neutral either, but rather on the "good" side :P) Actually, the only really "neutral" character in LotR I can think of would be Gollum, and you can hardly make Gollum a class :D
(BTW, why aren't Hobbits an available class anyway? Oo)
Great Idea...
*puts up new classes*
New Class: Hobbits (side good)
New Class: Ents (side neutral/good)
New Class: Gollum (neutral, max players for this: 1)
--------------------
We still need one player for the good side!!!

[varkarrus]

Bad
Mordor
Soul-steal: Whenever I kill an enemie, there is a random chance to get a special ability based off of the monster I killed. The enemie can be player controlled or not player controlled. The only prerequisite is that it has to be a creature with a soul.

[happystickman]

Il be good I geuss

HappyStickElf
Good
Look at name
Can the attack be a Passive Skill instead? I want Double attack, can attack 2 people a post.

[regeneratorizer]

I use Loiter, and you all are in shock of my waffling skills.

waffle waffle.

[varkarrus]

I attack regeneratorizer while he's loitering!

[regeneratorizer]

*Waffles Varkarrus*

[Ufo-Man]

Muahahaha! Special move activated!
Special Attack: KABOOMBA!(If the above 3 people were attacking, then they can't post for 5 posts. If the above 3 were not attacking, then they have to make up a way to get out of my clone army)

[regeneratorizer]

I wasn't attacking, I was merely waffling about. *Waffles way out of Clone Army.*

[Ufo-Man]

well, I have waffle-proof clones.

[regeneratorizer]

This will be tougher than I thought... Oh well. *Gets to da choppa, and rides away into the sunset*

[happystickman]

I shoot down Regen Choppa with my unlimited arrows, and then attach him when hes on the ground. HAHAHA!

[regeneratorizer]

I wonder why everyone is attacking poor helpless Gollum, and waffle about some more.

[Knittel]

Il be good I geuss

HappyStickElf
Good
Look at name
Can the attack be a Passive Skill instead? I want Double attack, can attack 2 people a post.
You could do that. But that's much to hard! Maybe you can attack 2 person at same every second post! OK?

I will attack Ufo-Man! I take my cool Orc Sword. Jump and attack him while I'm in the air. Ufo-Man looses some Life. I'll also try to defend souperzombie. So before you can attack souperzombie, you'lL have to attack me first! MUHAHA!

[varkarrus]

I run away to kill monsters.

[happystickman]

I will take out my Super Oil of Burnitation, and top my arrow heads with it, and light them aflame! MWHAHAHAHA! I will then attack Knittel with a flaming arrows barrage from 50 feet away so he cant get me!

[varkarrus]

I attack an Orc!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I suddenly appear, split the planet into several little island planets, and the leave, whistling innocently.

[Ufo-Man]

Ok, now I want to change my spec.
Special Attack: Level UP!(Once I level up, I gain 5 items based on the last 5 monsters.)

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle around a random Wizard.

[happystickman]

I then shoot Regen for being really annoying.

[Knittel]

Speed Kick!!! on HappyStickMan.

[regeneratorizer]

I stop HSMs bullets using time magic, and waffle with it for a while.

[happystickman]

I have arrows not bullets, so they still hit you! Then I use a Elven Speed booster to triple my speed,and then run at kinittlel at top speed and punch him in the face!

[regeneratorizer]

My supreme Waffling skills made the bullets/arrows miss anyways. Then I waffle some more. Pancake, pancake.

[Ufo-Man]

I then use a level 35 magic bullet, and I equip a +248 All Magic Scimtar.

[Knittel]

I have arrows not bullets, so they still hit you! Then I use a Elven Speed booster to triple my speed,and then run at kinittlel at top speed and punch him in the face!

I think that should mean Knittel! Ouch! I fell to floor! *standing up again*
I throw on of my daggers at HappyStickMan! :twisted:

[Ufo-Man]

I get a scimtar and slash everyone super fast with magic.

[Knittel]

Ouch! SpeedKick on Ufo-Man!

[Ufo-Man]

I cut his leg off with my Scimtar.

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle the scimitar, and it magically disappears! Where did it go? It's not behind my ear... or is it? .......No, its not.

I waffle around the playing field some more.


Furi kuri furi kuri furi kuri... waffle. Jupiter?

[Ufo-Man]

I found out that it was stuck in Knittle's Leg, so I pull it out, and slash Regen's Legs off.

[regeneratorizer]

Jupiter fell on UFO. He waffled right into my Waffle trap! Hah!

I waffle my legs, and they magically regrow.

[Ufo-Man]

I swallowed the Jupiter, and Sliced off Regen's head!

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle my head back, then waffle UFO-Man. He cannot post for two posts! Not including this one.

[Knittel]

SpeedKick on Regen!!! You can't post next!!!

[varkarrus]

He waffles past the speedkick

[Ufo-Man]

I now shall eat all of the waffles!

[regeneratorizer]

There never WERE any waffles, UFO-Man. And to prove this, I waffle around some more.

[Knittel]

SpeedKick on Regen!
It's funny. The person which post before me always attacks, so I can always use SpeedKick!

[happystickman]

Really? I sneak around and tie you up with some Unbreakable Elve Rope! I then take you and hold you hostage in my secret elf base in the Mystic Forest!

[varkarrus]

Having killed a dragon, a lightning pikmin, and a rock golemn, I come back, and fire a flaming electrical rock that homes on everyone and is waffle-proof! MUAHAHA!

[happystickman]

No, im in the Secret Magic Forest, that protects me from all magic spells, and its so large and powerful only other Elves can get though it alive!

[varkarrus]

I burn down the forest! ROFLBBQ!!!

[happystickman]

The forest cant be burned down, it is MAGIC. I then shoot a great arrow of supreme moving really fast at you from my sniping point in my tree castle! It travels at the speed of light and never misses! I also dunk it in the Secret Elve poisen to make it X'tra Special! HAHAHAHA

[varkarrus]

I start biting the trees 'till they fall over! Then eat the sprouts as they regrow!

[regeneratorizer]

SpeedKick on Regen!
It's funny. The person which post before me always attacks, so I can always use SpeedKick!
I should remind you that Waffling isn't an attack.

Having killed a dragon, a lightning pikmin, and a rock golemn, I come back, and fire a flaming electrical rock that homes on everyone and is waffle-proof! MUAHAHA!

*Uses Waffle magic to go back in time, making this never happen*

[Knittel]

I attack HSM with my Sword! Jump on him and wave about with my Sword! :mrgreen:

[souperzombie]

Am I still playing?

[happystickman]

Yes, and knittel, you are tied up in invincable elve rope, and are in my dungeon. you cant move, and/or get out.

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle Knittel out, and ask for an allegiance against the waffle-hating menace!

[happystickman]

I LOVE Waffles though!

[Ufo-Man]

I summon a teleswitch radar, which switches where I and knittle are at!
Since I am smaller than Knittle, the rope falls off!
I get my magic scimtar out, and equip my magic Black(gold-Trimmed) armor!
I slam into HSM, and stab him!

[happystickman]

Ufo, we are on the same team! Im good! Your good!

[souperzombie]

Me bad.
Can peoples post their teams please? I fergot. :(

[Knittel]

Knittel - Bad
souperzombie - Bad
varkarrus - Bad
Regeneratorizer - Neutral (Gollum)
Ufo Man - Good
HappyStickMan - Good

And yeah! Thanks regen! *Screams very loudly, like the Nazguls*

[souperzombie]

I whack HSM. Mwahahahah.

[Knittel]

I use my Sword an hit HSM, too!!

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle HSM!

[Knittel]

I jostle regen down a cliff! But he survived!

[souperzombie]

I jump after him yelling 'FNORD!!!' and trying to whack him.

[Knittel]

Through Sword after Regen and souperzombie catches it!
souperzombie hits regen with that Sword!

[souperzombie]

Myeah! Pwn't!

[varkarrus]

I kill regen, steal his soul (Then for good fun, resserect him)

Then I use waffle magic to make sure that he never took away my dragon, pikmin, and golem soul!

Now, I use waffle magic to completly obliterate the forest.

[regeneratorizer]

Varkarrus can never hope to comprehend the power of Waffle Magic, much less use it.

Knittel? What happened to the allegiance? You contract-breaker, you. *Waffles around, waffling about some pancake or another*

[souperzombie]

I kill regen, steal his soul (Then for good fun, resserect him)

Then I use waffle magic to make sure that he never took away my dragon, pikmin, and golem soul!

Now, I use waffle magic to completly obliterate the forest.
AFAIK, Waffle Magic isnt an offensive magic. Ignore this post if im wrong.

[Ufo-Man]

I shield all of those attacks at HSM, and use freeze beam! they are frozen where they stand for 5 posts!
I then get out a Magic Elven Bow for HSM, made by the first Elves.
Things in blue cant be changed.

[regeneratorizer]

AFAIK, Waffle Magic isnt an offensive magic. Ignore this post if im wrong.

Like I said, nobody here could understand the intricacies of Waffle Magic. It involved years and years of study to comprehend even the simplest of spells, Summon Waffle.


...Speaking of which, I summon a waffle. Dibs on the syrup!

[Ufo-Man]

You are frozen, and I slash you with my scimtar.
I shash the rest of the frozen guys with my poisoned magic dagger.

[regeneratorizer]

I use Waffle Magic to produce an exact likeness of me, except not frozen. Whee, cloning! I destroy the other me in the ice. But I leave the feet, because he has to be frozen for another few turns. I eat the waffle that UFO cruelly stopped me from eating.

Mmm, syrup.

EDIT: Forgot about the blue thing. How about,

I eat the waffle, and I have dibs on the syrup. Also, Pluto. Interstellar Space Committee. Pink Umbrellas. A rubber band. A screwdriver. And a small rat from Indonesia.

[happystickman]

UFO! Get in my Awesome Castle in the Mafic forest! I have Equipment there for you! i sheild UFO on trhe way there with my super powered elf bow of super power! And flaming arrows!

[Knittel]

Varkarrus can never hope to comprehend the power of Waffle Magic, much less use it.

Knittel? What happened to the allegiance? You contract-breaker, you. *Waffles around, waffling about some pancake or another*

Huh? Had we been friends? ... oops... I just see you have helped me out of that dungeon! Sorry! Gives Medipac to Regen and say Sorry (I know it's not really Nazgul like, but it's Knittel like!).

Hides behind and Tree and waits, until Ufo-Man comes and ambush him!!!

[varkarrus]

I destroy the world with my bare hands

[Knittel]

You can't because before Sauron hits you! You need to wait 16 Posts until you can try to destroy it again!

[regeneratorizer]

I ate the waffles. They were delicious. I have some left over for Knittel, though.

[souperzombie]

I start poking Regen.

[regeneratorizer]

I give a loud "Hoo-hoo!" Then go to work. Time to earn the moneiz!

[Ufo-Man]

I run in there and wait for HSM.

[happystickman]

I give UFO a large sword, a magic elf sheild, and the armor of the forest. I then give him a Super Elf Potion of Mega Strength! I then fire a few arrows at Knittel.

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle the arrows into oblivion!

[Knittel]

Thanks. Again! I stime to help Regen! Sends Regen some little Orcs! I tell the Orcs to defend Regen! :p

[happystickman]

Ill get out my Eagle Eye brand Arrow Scope, and snipe the orcs into oblivian! Then i ftre som,e arrows at regen for helping the enemy!

[Ufo-Man]

lol..

[happystickman]

Ufo! Help me out here buddy! Use the Mega elf sword I gave you!

[Ufo-Man]

I use the Mega elf sword and Magic Scimtar on everyone.

[Knittel]

SpeedKick on UFO-Man!!!

[Ufo-Man]

I block it, and stab him in the leg!
While he is on the ground, i get out my Super Poisoned Dragon Dagger
I stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him and stab him!!!:twisted:

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle the stabbing, turning each stab into a rainbow! Many rainbows for you, sir!


....23 skidoo!

[Ufo-Man]

I just ate the waffles, and the rainbows were poisoned, so knittle is dieing!

[regeneratorizer]

Sorry bud! These waffles aint eatable. Verb, not noun!

I wafftastically heal Knittel. Whee!

[Ufo-Man]

waffles are stupid! I pancake the poison back into knittle.

[happystickman]

UFO! We are going to need help to defeat them! Im going to get help, be back in a few posts!

HSM HAS LEFT THE GAME...for now...

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Dumbthirster of Corn has left... PERMANETELY! TAKE THAT, WAFFLY!

[Ufo-Man]

I wait for him....

[happystickman]

Im Back!!! And I have help! Say hello too my new Charecter!


THEMEGAULTRASTICKPALADIN! (MUSP)

Elve
Good
Special is-Fervor! Attacks with a blood thirsty rage powered by The Great One! Does extta Special Awesome amounts of damage, and is very hard to dodge! I can only do this once every 24 hours.

[Ufo-Man]

Now we attack everyone!

[regeneratorizer]

I waffle back in time, and loiter for a bit in the Time Stream.

[happystickman]

I use Holy Time Manupilation and make Regen appear in frount of me... ASLEEP! FERVOR!!!!! GRAAAAAA! DIE EVIL WAFFLE MAN!

[regeneratorizer]

I magically waffle back into the time stream.

[Ufo-Man]

I pankcake Regeneratorizer into the 457th demention.

[varkarrus]

115!!!

What do you mean this is the wrong topic? :(

[happystickman]

I now Summon the great power of my Trusty Steed! HSH! Holy Stick Horse! I trapple Varkarrus with the power of the Great one!

[Ufo-Man]

I call my alien barn, and a stampede tramples everyone.