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happystickman
01-14-2008, 05:21 PM
CANADA IS EVIL! Look!



8:15 [PurpleKoopa2000]: The tree is using technology to take over the world
8:16 [Coolguy]: Canada already solved the energy crisis
8:16 [PurpleKoopa2000]: RUN EVERYONE
8:16 [Coolguy]: They just won't tell anybody
8:16 [Coolguy]: :p
8:16 [Coolguy]: The trees have eyes
8:16 [happystickman]: CANADA!!!!!
8:16 [Coolguy]: And cake
8:16 [Coolguy]: And grief counseling!
8:16 [happystickman]: Canada is pure evil
8:16 [happystickman]: /No wonder its has monster all in it!
8:16 [happystickman]: Warning ! Only IRC subset can be used (Type /? or /help for list of IRC commands)
8:16 [PurpleKoopa2000]: Bouapha is still nice enough to go and beat up happy ponies for them though
8:17 [Hammer Up!]: run everyone...one...one...two...three...one...
8:17 [Coolguy]: Tell Silly, BD, or Wes that
8:17 [Coolguy]: For all we know, the happy ponies are working for the Canadians :P
8:17 [Coolguy]: Just like the onions were working for the bunnies
8:17 [Coolguy]: And the Canadians and bunnies are working for the trees
8:17 [happystickman]: Its a conspiracy!
8:18 [happystickman]: Its the maple syrup i tel you!
8:18 [PurpleKoopa2000]: They're keeping us in the dark!
8:18 [happystickman]: /its a ctually a MIND CONTROL SYRUM!
8:18 [happystickman]: Warning ! Only IRC subset can be used (Type /? or /help for list of IRC commands)
8:18 [PurpleKoopa2000]: Because I'm not an onion or a bunny or a Canadian or a tree
8:18 [PurpleKoopa2000]: Or am I?!?!
8:18 [happystickman]: Never ever eat pancakes again people!
8:18 [PurpleKoopa2000]: Noooo they're coming to get me too
8:18 [happystickman]: MAPLE SRYUP IS EVIL!
8:18 [PurpleKoopa2000]: This is just like Invasion of the Body Snatchers
8:18 [happystickman]: Im copying this, the people must know!

Blackduck
01-14-2008, 05:55 PM
You guys are so mean to us Canadians. Always calling us evil and saying we're plotting things...

Julian
01-14-2008, 06:03 PM
You guys are so mean to us Canadians. Always calling us evil and saying we're plotting things...
But we are... :twisted:

PlasmaCannonsRule
01-14-2008, 06:12 PM
Actually, due to them not yet having a "Idiot" song (you know, American Idiot, Canadian Idiot), I'd say Europeans are the true evil :twisted:.

PurpleKoopa
01-14-2008, 06:16 PM
It's not the Canadians - they have lumberjacks so they fought back the eyeball trees. It's the trees I tell you, the trees! :shock:

Ufo-Man
01-14-2008, 08:03 PM
No! Its the Archers! they act like trees, and blame it on the trees!

Coolguy
01-14-2008, 08:24 PM
You guys are so mean to us Canadians. Always calling us evil and saying we're plotting things...

Yeah, it's not like foreign people make fun of us Americans. :p:p

Mr.Onion
01-15-2008, 05:49 AM
Actually, due to them not yet having a "Idiot" song (you know, American Idiot, Canadian Idiot), I'd say Europeans are the true evil:twisted:.

Have you ever seen the Eurovision Song Contest? No? Good. :p

ElMikkino
01-15-2008, 05:51 AM
One of you should go on a trip to Canada!

varkarrus
01-15-2008, 06:05 AM
I can tell you I've never had my feelings hurt any more than now!

Hamumu forums is supposed to be a place of fun where nobody is mean to each other! And one person wrecks it all by demeaning an entire race of people!

Jamul
01-15-2008, 07:04 AM
I think you will be okay, since you are being accused of working for evil maple trees with mind controlling syrup. If you consider that an actual insult, well... you might want to consider The Joke Hypothesis.

souperzombie
01-15-2008, 08:40 AM
Have you ever seen the Eurovision Song Contest? No? Good. :p
Lol, I remember that. The Heavy Metal band 'Lordi' won. They use to be my faveroute band, until I started listening to Disturbed.......

regeneratorizer
01-15-2008, 09:23 AM
Eh? Whats going on here? Everyone knows that the Brits are the real enemies.
Atkins, you communist muffin, you.

TyTBone
01-15-2008, 09:40 AM
The only Canadian who was ever truly pure evil was Saddam Hussien...and

maybe Scott. Thankfully, Terrence and Phillip were able to save Canada from

Saddam using their...um...flatulence.

Wesley
01-15-2008, 02:49 PM
Of course Canada isn't plotting anything! I'm a Canadian, and I'm not evil! *Hides Death Ray*

Connor S.
01-15-2008, 02:53 PM
Scotts not evil! I know him! and stuff... not that IM scott or anything... :roll:

I mean... really, canada isnt that bad. *Runs back to tell base that they have found us out.* Your all really just making a mistake, its like PK said, we have the lumberjacks...

TyTBone
01-17-2008, 07:37 PM
Scotts not evil! I know him! and stuff... not that IM scott or anything... :roll:

I mean... really, canada isnt that bad. *Runs back to tell base that they have found us out.* Your all really just making a mistake, its like PK said, we have the lumberjacks...


Well, okay, Scott's not EVIL, he's just a...um...well, people who watch South

Park will know. For some petty reasons, he hates Terrence and Phillip...:x

Ducky
01-17-2008, 07:47 PM
I read this on a t-shirt:

Canada: America's hat!

Well, *I* thought it was funny..heh.

- Ducky (Rough crowd)

varkarrus
01-18-2008, 07:12 AM
Let's just hope no ICBM missiles go off on Canada because somebody let off 99 red balloons.

AtkinsSJ
01-18-2008, 10:34 AM
Canada and America are the same.
*Runs*

ElMikkino
01-18-2008, 03:28 PM
Let's just hope no ICBM missiles go off on Canada because somebody let off 99 red balloons.

Hey, I know that song! It's weird:shock:...

Wesley
01-18-2008, 04:36 PM
Canada and America are the same.
*Runs*

For the most part, that's actually true. *Also runs*

randerzo
01-18-2008, 04:45 PM
You guys are so mean to us Canadians. Always calling us evil and saying we're plotting things...
I second that remark! As a Canadian I am very sensitive about that kind of thing! I take great offense to you saying we are evil!:x

Wesley
01-18-2008, 04:55 PM
I second that remark! As a Canadian I am very sensitive about that kind of thing! I take great offense to you saying we are evil!:x

Randerzo, Blackduck, they're just kidding, don't let it worry you. I'm a Canadian too. I'll admit, I'm sensitive about people offending Canada. In fact, every time I see someone insulting or making fun of Canada, I want to punch their face in. Honestly, if I wouldn't get in a trouble, I actually would. But their comments aren't serious, they're just saying it for fun. I mean, some Canadians make fun of Americans. (I do, I admit sometimes) We don't usually mean it, we just say it for the sake of... um... saying it. Everyone makes fun of someone else at some point. Can you honestly say you've never done something like this to another person? All of this of just for fun, nothing is serious. I'm very sure they were kidding. If not, I hope they have a good doctor. :p ...Seriously. Just Kidding! (sort-of)

PlasmaCannonsRule
01-19-2008, 07:13 AM
Again, Canadians and Americans alike are innocent. Worry about Brits. :p

Roland
01-19-2008, 09:39 PM
Vote to Lynch Canada!

EDIT: And now I saw it PM'ing! It's the GF, or maybe Britain is an insane cop! I don't know, but I'm happy with my vote!

randerzo
01-19-2008, 10:47 PM
Vote to Lynch Canada!

EDIT: And now I saw it PM'ing! It's the GF, or maybe Britain is an insane cop! I don't know, but I'm happy with my vote!
*tries to beat up roland but is stopped* WE ARE NOT EVIL! YOU CANT LYNCH US! LEMME AT HIM! LEMME AT HIM!

Wesley
01-20-2008, 10:45 AM
I might have to drop a nucular bomb on you, Roland. :p Oh wait... You're Australian... Oh no! I've got nothing on you! *Runs away*

WackieWatty
01-20-2008, 10:48 AM
I like Canada.

I'd be way more worried about us Brits. I mean, I spend most of my time complaining about Britain and America. Canada - I've got nothing against you.

PlasmaCannonsRule
01-20-2008, 11:48 AM
Not True Evil;

Chipmunks
America
Canada
Robots

True Evil;

Squirrels
Brits
Eyeball Trees

Roland
01-20-2008, 01:25 PM
Yes... You people all look at Canada while I stuff some uranium in pocket... Hehe...

randerzo
01-20-2008, 02:04 PM
*burninates Roland's pants off*

Hammer Up!
01-20-2008, 04:27 PM
I'm none of these!So,i burminate randerzo's pants!

happystickman
01-21-2008, 03:57 AM
See! The trees have already got the Canadians! RUN TO THE ANTI-TREE BUNKER!

Pumpkineater
01-21-2008, 11:38 AM
Vote to Lynch Canada!

EDIT: And now I saw it PM'ing! It's the GF, or maybe Britain is an insane cop! I don't know, but I'm happy with my vote!
:cry::cry::cry:That wasn't nice i'm not a Canadian but i still think that saying bad things to each other isn't nice:cry::cry::cry:

PlasmaCannonsRule
01-21-2008, 11:41 AM
:cry::cry::cry:That wasn't nice i'm not a Canadian but i still think that saying bad things to each other isn't nice:cry::cry::cry:

This topic is a joke. Nothing more. Same with almost every "offensive" post in the thread.

Wesley
01-21-2008, 03:37 PM
Is anyone even listening to me?

happystickman
01-21-2008, 05:57 PM
Man, I never should have made this stupid thread, SHEESH! I didnt know people would take me seriously!

TyTBone
01-21-2008, 06:05 PM
Hey people! I believe that Antarctica is the only REAL place to be worried about right now. Did you see those penguins from "Madagascar" ? Now think about what it would be like if ALL penguins were like those guys...*shivers at the thought*...next thing you know, monkeys will start a poo war!

varkarrus
01-21-2008, 06:29 PM
Not True Evil;

Chipmunks
America
Canada
Robots

True Evil;

Squirrels
Brits
Eyeball Trees


Wow. I completly agree. Chipmunks rock, squirrels are evil and must be terminated!

PurpleKoopa
01-21-2008, 10:20 PM
Oh, don't forget the trees. The squirrels are busy using them as bases that belong to them. Seize them before we have no chance to survive make our time!

http://francistchertoff.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hypnotize.jpg

ElMikkino
01-22-2008, 05:31 AM
No! Don't kill the squirels! *hugs squirel*