The RPG or Total Randomness 2, Random Again!

[happystickman]

Its back! Same as before, the first game is here http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13279

POOF! Like that spots are gone!
Ufo-man
Spacemanic
HAMMER-up

REPLACEMENTS if someone dies
Souperzombie

[Ufo-Man]

Me!
Name: Ufo-Man
Class: Alien
Race: Fragalong
Homeland: Omecron Persi I 8
Hometown: Capital
Catchphrase: GodModding RULES!
Atomic Pie:..... Hacking/God-Modding Atomic Pie.

[SpaceManiac]

Name: SpaceManiac
Class: High-Tech
Race: Human
Homeland: Geekatopia
Hometown: High Geek City
Catchphrase: Greetings from Geekatopia!
Atomic Pie: The Pie of Bob the Bzeut

[Hammer Up!]

*signs up*

i dont have time to write everything i will write after.

[happystickman]

Ufo-man

You are in your spaceship, headed to earth. Youre leader wants you to scout the area, looking for a good place for ther mother sgip to land. Beside you you see your ray-gun and a extra fuel tank. you will hit earth in 5 minites...



you hit earth and land in a small feild. The spaceship was damaged in the landing so you are on your own. You see a city in the distance. What do you do?

[happystickman]

SpaceManic

It is the year 20X6. The world is in the midst of tyranny. A evil empire rules the world. You are part of the resistnce. Youre hometown of High Geek City is being overrun with Imperial troops. Beside you is your trusty blaster, and a round object or unknown decent (sp?) The troops are nearing your house, you must act fast! What do you do?

Sorry for double post. I didnt want the first post to be really long and I wanted Space to be able to find his easly. I will put them in one post in the future

[rtys]

drats the spots are gones.

[souperzombie]

NOOOOOOOO!! I was too late!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Hammer Up!]

ok here's the rest.

Name:Hammer Up!
Class:Smasher
Race:???(secret)
Homeland:There,There and There
Hometown:Here,Here and Here
Catchprhase:Can't win?Use cheats!
Atomic Pie:MEGA DOOM pie

[happystickman]

HAMMER Up!

You wake up to see your self floating in a void. There is nothing around you ,you are alone. You hear screaming in the distance. You have your Trusty Hammer next to you, floating away... and there seems to be a little bit of a glow to it and you....

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Hammer Up!]

I get my hammer and i try to go to the origin of the screaming sound.

[happystickman]

You grab your hammer, and you glow starts to strengthan, you start to head of to the screams, but the glow blinds you ,and you cant see a thing.

You find your self in a feild, beside you is a house, and your hammer and you are no longer glowing. you can still hear screams , but much fainter, and they seam to be in coimng from your head...

[Hammer Up!]

i go to the house

[happystickman]

inside the house, is... nothing... the house is basically empty... well except for a small table, a lamp, and the a rocking chair.

[Hammer Up!]

i see nearer to the table,lamp and the chair.

[happystickman]

You walk closer, and you see something behind you stalking you

[souperzombie]

Ill be a replacement, BTW.

[Hammer Up!]

i look behind

[SpaceManiac]

SpaceManic

It is the year 20X6. The world is in the midst of tyranny. A evil empire rules the world. You are part of the resistnce. Youre hometown of High Geek City is being overrun with Imperial troops. Beside you is your trusty blaster, and a round object or unknown decent (sp?) The troops are nearing your house, you must act fast! What do you do?

Sorry for double post. I didnt want the first post to be really long and I wanted Space to be able to find his easly. I will put them in one post in the future
How did you get wind of the 20X6 deal?! I made that up myself...
When you say "or", do you mean "of"? As in, round object OF unknown descent? If so, I grab it, and run into my top-secret underground hiding place.

[Ufo-Man]

I get out my ray-gun, and anything else I need
I walk toward the city.

[Hammer Up!]

what's that atomic pie thing?

[happystickman]

Space

You run into the Geekcave, and away from the troops. The troops search your house and take all your things. you hear on of the troops say. "Its all clear, load up the L.E.M.E.R and lets get the heck out of here!" They leave. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Ufo

As you walk towards the city, you see a small search light bobbing around, and ten you se more, and more! You dont ant to be spotted, you should find a way to sneak in.

HAMMER

It will be important later

You turn around and nothing is there... Strange...

[Hammer Up!]

i go out

[happystickman]

You start walking back to the door, but it suddanly shuts on your face, and your own shadow pounces on you! AHH!

Get Ready for Battle!
Your attacks are
Hammer smash
Hammer throw
Summon Lightbringer

For info on battling see previous game.

[Hammer Up!]

i use lightbringer(what it does?)

[Ufo-Man]

I eat part of my hacking pie, which grows back, and makes me and my stuff invisible.

[happystickman]

UFO
You have no hack pie yet, it has not been given to you. But there is a small device you just found in your pocket, it says ACME INVISOFIRER, There is also a olds grocery store to your left, its pretty run down

HAMMER

You summon the Trusty Lightbringer, and the room fills with a powerfull light. The Shadowbeing crawls away from you

[Hammer Up!]

i throw a hammer

[happystickman]

The shadow being is very fast, and dodges. It comes up behind you and slashes, OUCH!

[Hammer Up!]

i smash the shadow.

[happystickman]

NOTE, you may want to look at the last game for more information on battaling, if you go like you are now, you wont last long! Look at the first page.

[Hammer Up!]

i summon a lightbringer on the hammer,then i smash the shadow!and i throw a candle at the shadow,then i point a lantern at the shadow!

[Ufo-Man]

I start digging down into the ground.

[happystickman]

HAMMER

THe lightbringer pins him down, and shrinks him! You cant find a candle, but you see a find a Flashlight in your pocket! The Shadow ghost dies, and leaves behind a glowing black orb. Do you want it?

UFO

You start digging below the search lights, and about half way there, you get shocked! AHH! Undeground Electric fence! Somehow!

[Hammer Up!]

i will get it.

[happystickman]

You grab it, and Dark energy flows through your veins. YOU CHAOS SKILL HAS INCREASED, INCREASING ATTACK BUT LOWERING DEFENSE. The door opens, and it seems that night has fallen when you where in the house.

NOTE you can see your stats at any time, just ask me! Buying items and leveling up will increase you stats. WEveryone is equal, except for Hammer right now.

[Hammer Up!]

i go look outside.And i want to see the stats.

[happystickman]

You walk outside, and fell a storm brewing in the distance. You also see a sign thats says

GOROTAN CITY 3 MILES

You also see movement in the bushes.

Stats are as follows

HAMMERPower5Skill5Speed5Agility5Chaos7Unity5Fire De0Energy De0Water De0Earth De0Dark De0Light De0Defense10Attack10

[Ufo-Man]

Now, i just hide in there, and wait.

[Hammer Up!]

i go by car.if i cant,i will go walking.

[happystickman]

You find no car, so you walk, then those screams come back into your head and overwhelm your thoughts. You have to lie down. You still hear things in thr bushes over the screams.

UFO
THe electric fence was hooked to a camarea system, and guards are coming! Its sounds like they have sub machine guns. PREPARE TO FIGHT!

2 Guards

You have your Blaster, a couple of plasma gernades, and the ACME INVISOFIER In your pockets.

[Hammer Up!]

i go look to the bushes

[happystickman]

You look into the buches to see, a small boy, he looks at you and yells, then runs the other direction of the Town.

[Hammer Up!]

i run behind him

[Ufo-Man]

I throw my gasoline onto them, and light them. I start digging out as fast as i can.

[happystickman]

You found out you are under the Gas Station, and you spray gas on them, and your blaster lights them! There in flames! You dig out and under the fence, but more guards are coming! 5 in fact! They fire they sub-machine guns at you!

HAMMER

The boy yells "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!" and dives into the trees. You hear him say "YOU KILLED MY PET"

[Hammer Up!]

I say to him:The shadow?The shadow attacked me,so i neede to fight back.

[happystickman]

The boy is long gone, and night is falling. You should find a place to rest soon.

[Hammer Up!]

i go back to the old house

[happystickman]

The old house, is well, to put it lightly, GONE. It just went poof! Hmm... thats strange...

[Hammer Up!]

i try to go to the city

[happystickman]

You walk towards the city, but everystep you take doesnt seem to take you any where, shapes are moving all around you, and it is now pitch dark. You soon get very tired.

[Hammer Up!]

i try to see what the shapes are.

[happystickman]

Everytime you stare directly at them they disapeer, you are really creeped out now. You hear voices,small, high pitched voices, like the voice of a small boy...

[Hammer Up!]

i try to undersand the voices.

[happystickman]

More shapes start to appear, and a small huminiod shape apperiars in front of you. You try to communicate, but i says nothing, the huminoid is holding a stick, or a staff, and it looks like it has a hood on.

[Hammer Up!]

i point the lantern at him.I have a lantern,you know.

[happystickman]

You gasp! Its the same small boy! He gasps to and yells "Attack!" The strange shapes fly at you, Growling distorted horrible noises all the while.

[Hammer Up!]

I throw them all off,them i point the lantern at them.

[Ufo-Man]

I get out my ray gun and blast them!!!

[happystickman]

The shapes PHASE Though you and steal your soul! You fall into a deep sleep...




You wake up in a void, like you statred of in, Except, you are in the area of the screams, you are in the Land of No return.




UFO

THe guards are knocked back, but a few fire off some shots that hit you! OWW!

[Hammer Up!]

So,i lost?If not,i search that place.

[Ufo-Man]

I change my ray gun to freeze.
I shoot them.

[happystickman]

HAMMER

You search around, and the place leads on forever, and there a dying of dead people all around, rubbles is everywhere, fire erupt frequently.


UFO

The guards are frozen, and you run into the city! Good job! Also

LEVEL UP!

All stats increase!


New skill!
Alein Insight
Look into the minds of enemys and see what they will do next!

You seee to your right a residental area, and to your left commercial. Right up ahead is a large factory

[Hammer Up!]

i will keep waiting until something happen

[Ufo-Man]

I go towards the factory(Hope it is a twinkie factory!)

[happystickman]

HAMMER
You wait, and wait, and wait. You see people walk around you, and you notice a small orb in the middle of your boredom.

UFO

It's actually a Swiss cake roll factory. The guards stop you, and say "Only employes can enter here, you must leave"

[Ufo-Man]

I go back to the guards, un-melt them, kill them, and dress in their clothes, then go back to the factory.

[happystickman]

THe guards let you in, but they eye you suspicously...

Inside are a uncountable amount of cake rolls, and a equel amount of workers surrounding them, all working big swiss cake machines.

[Ufo-Man]

I take a spot, and start working....

P.S. Start B3 signups.

[happystickman]

I have game 5, not 3 UFO



THe boss, comes over to you , and eyes you suspicously, but lets yoyu keep working for the rest of the day. You make $5.00!

[Hammer Up!]

i go to the orb

[Ufo-Man]

I put it into my bank account, and it has 25% increase every day.
I then look around.

[happystickman]

You go to the bank, but you need $20 to open a account. YOU NEED MORE MONEY! There is still a residental and commercial district.

HAMMER

The orb is glowing, and when you approach it says. STAT REROLL. Look like youre in the videogame rejuvination world!

[Ufo-Man]

I go to work at the factory for 4 more days, then open up a bank account!@

[Hammer Up!]

i look the place

[happystickman]

UFO

Day and night pass, and 4 days goes by. you open your account , and put the money in.


HAMMER< you see other ghostly things in line waiting for Stat rerolls, and small shops lying around.

[Ufo-Man]

now i ask for a raise.

[Hammer Up!]

i go to a shop

[happystickman]

Ufo

You asked for a raise, and you get fired, Stupid Facrory Owners!


HAMMER
Wecome to the Selling shop! Will buy anything to get you some money for your new life!

[Ufo-Man]

I hide in there, take a bunch of the food, and light the factory on fire.

[Hammer Up!]

i have any money or items?

[happystickman]

Hammer

Do you?


Ufo

You get cought in hiding ,and they trow you in jail. Nice job, hope you dad was Hodini.

[Hammer Up!]

im talking to you,happystickman!

[happystickman]

I know, look over the posts, DO YOU HAVE ANY ITEMS? You kept everything you had before.

[Hammer Up!]

ok,i dont have anything,there is a way to get money here?

[happystickman]

Hammer

You could work for the mod... stealing souls.

[Ufo-Man]

I dig out. if there is electric wire,I take out my hard plastic clippers, and cut the electric wire.

[happystickman]

You manage to dig out when the guards are asleep. You walk back to town.

[Hammer Up!]

i will do that.:twisted:

[happystickman]

Well, first you must find the mod!

[Hammer Up!]

i try to find the mod,then.

[happystickman]

You walk abnd walk, and walk... But there is nothing for you to find.

[Hammer Up!]

then i have nothing to do...

[happystickman]

look back though the posts

HINT You can talk to the people bythe orb you know

[Hammer Up!]

i talk to the people that are waiting

[happystickman]

"You want to talk to the Mod? Ha! Try the PM Posting Station."Says a LVL 7R0G50R Ranger Named Dongloev.

[Hammer Up!]

*goes to PM posting station*

[Ufo-Man]

I go to the commercial place.

[happystickman]

The posting station attendant name just happens to be Hamering! you good freind!

"Please tell me the message, and Ill give it to the Mod for checking, and the she will send it off to the Recipeint."

UFO

In the commercial district, there is a Pizzaplace, a Library, a bakery, a grocery store, a pawn shop, and a barber shop.

[Hammer Up!]

*Writes "i will steal souls for you,mod" and sends*

[happystickman]

Thanks, you will receive your reply shortly. he says.


14 weeks later

Dear Hammer,

Report to the Admin room NOW

The Mod

[Hammer Up!]

*reports to the admin now*

[happystickman]

You stumble apon a Great palace, the admin room, you sayt to the guards that the mod wanted you, and they let you, in, in a great throne sits the Mod.


Thanks you for soming, Hammer.

Your first mission, is to go and capture... Ufo-mans Soul, and bring him here

QUEST!

Evil Deeds

Go capture Ufos Soul!

Rewards-Favor from the mod, and $150

[Hammer Up!]

How do i get someone's soul?

[happystickman]

Here take this, says the mod.


YOU GOT
Soulsnatcher

a powerfull sythe capable of reaping ones soul, once they are weak.

It also increases your Chaos skill by 10! EVIL!

[Hammer Up!]

*Uses teleporting hammer to go where ufo is*

Hammer:I came here to reap your soul!

*Uses Flamebringer at ufo and keep attacking him with hammers*

[happystickman]

UFO? What do you do to counter this? I want to guys to FIGHT! Until I say th knockout! Got it! GOOOOO!

[Hammer Up!]

if Ufo don't counter,ufo will be hit by my attacks!

[Ufo-Man]

I counter by using my ray, and the attacks go back at him! While he is on the ground, i break his neck and arm, and steal the Soulsnatcher! I reap HIS soul!!!

[Hammer Up!]

i jump out of the ground,get my soulsnatcher and take his ray too.After that,i use my Doomhammer on Ufo with MAX POWER!He gets knocked out and i steal his soul! :twisted:

[happystickman]

Hammer's HP- 45

UFO's HP-10

Keep on going!

[Hammer Up!]

Hammer:I use my chaos powers to destroy Ufo!*launches super fast homing chaos ball on Ufo-Man*

Then i use my soulsnatcher to finally steal Ufo's soul!

[Ufo-Man]

Hah! I take out my Raygun, andit sucks in the Chaos Powers! Now there is a new switch on my Raygun! I set all of them on, and aim at his head! I wave for him to make the next move! I also take out my Fragalongian Staff.

[Hammer Up!]

*uses Doomhammer on Ufo*and i kick ufo a lot i use the flamebringer a lot,and i smash him with my giant hammer and i use my Doomhammer with MAX power and MAX speed!

Then,i reap his soul!

[Ufo-Man]

*uses Doomhammer on Ufo*and i kick ufo a lot i use the flamebringer a lot,and i smash him with my giant hammer and i use my Doomhammer with MAX power and MAX speed!

Then,i reap his soul!
Right when he does that, i grab his leg, glues his other leg to the ground, and twists his leg...



*Crack*

Hammer Up gives out a blood-curtulling Scream.
I then go to his neck, and crack it.

[happystickman]

Hammer Up-1

UFO -5


FINISH HIM!

[Hammer Up!]

Well,i attack him will all i can do!!!!!Then,i finally use the soulsnatcher!!!

But,Before anything,i use the unstopable Heal-Hammer on me!

[Ufo-Man]

I turn invisible, and use super speed!!! He misses, and i do my fragalong SlammeR!!!
He gets slammed up by my foot, and right when he is next to me, i punch him into a barbed electric fence!!

[Hammer Up!]

I escape all moves,then i use my Unstoppable Heal-Hammer on myself!Now i got completely healed!I get invisible,i summon 1000000 Happy Stick Birds,i turn invisble,and i keep attacking with my Doomhammer and teleporting!

[Ufo-Man]

I escape all moves,then i use my Unstoppable Heal-Hammer on myself!Now i got completely healed!I get invisible,i summon 1000000 Happy Stick Birds,i turn invisble,and i keep attacking with my Doomhammer and teleporting!Few things:


When did you have invisible as a skill!!!
1000000 Happy Stick Birds is too many.So I am trying to say that HU! is godmodding.
I heal myself with my Super Heal Ray!!!!I also set some traps around me, and I heal myself so i have 150 HP!

[Hammer Up!]

I escape all moves,then i use my Unstoppable Heal-Hammer on myself!Now i got completely healed!I summon 10 Happy Stick Birds,i turn invisble,and i keep attacking with my Doomhammer and teleporting(With my Teleporting hammer)!

Fixed.

[Ufo-Man]

I summon my mini sumos, and all of the HSB and Sumos die. While he is crying for his birds, I slam onto his neck!

[Hammer Up!]

I escape,then i simply beat him with my Doomhammer,then,i use my Soulsnatcher on him!

[Ufo-Man]

I was not weakened, so it broke!
I use my Teleray, and he gets teleported into the sky.
He could not breathe, so he fainted, and I slammed my Rod into his chest. KO!

[Hammer Up!]

you cant make what happens!You should just make your attack!

[Ufo-Man]

Fine, it does not break, but you cant use it yet.

[happystickman]

I escape all moves,then i use my Unstoppable Heal-Hammer on myself!Now i got completely healed!I get invisible,i summon 1000000 Happy Stick Birds,i turn invisble,and i keep attacking with my Doomhammer and teleporting!

Hammer Up has automatically lost the battle for god-modding

[happystickman]

I escape all moves,then i use my Unstoppable Heal-Hammer on myself!Now i got completely healed!I summon 10 Happy Stick Birds,i turn invisble,and i keep attacking with my Doomhammer and teleporting(With my Teleporting hammer)!

Fixed.

You dont have any heal hammer, cant summon Happystickbirds, and only have the Lightreaver! You hsve to EARN New hammers! No teleporting

[Hammer Up!]

so,im dead?

[Ufo-Man]

Wow.... Also, I should put my settings on my raygun here.
Stun
Kill
Fire
Ice
Light
Darkness
Heal
Death
Swirl
I earn more by using Swirl on a monster's attack.

[happystickman]

Umm.... no.... You get more if i saw so, you can have 3 of those for now, oh, and


LEVEL UP!

LEVEL 2!!!
Choose another ray gun blast.

+5 all stats

[Hammer Up!]

I am dead?

[happystickman]

Yes, you are very much dead my freind.

[Hammer Up!]

there is a way to get back?Restarting?

[happystickman]

Well, Souperzombie is up next for playing, you can PM him if its ok for you to CONTINUE

[Ufo-Man]

I choose fusion, i can shoot 2+ rays at the same time, so they fuse.

[Hammer Up!]

I wanna continue!*send a PM to SZ*

[happystickman]

UFO- Pick three others that is not Kill

[Ufo-Man]

Swirl, Heal, and Light.

[souperzombie]

I let Hammer Up continue, as long as he doesnt godmodd, etc.

[happystickman]

No swirl, I will give you more rays as you level up. And Hammer up.

The mod summons you, takes the soulsnatcher back as Sends you on your way. She also calls you a failure at life and everything.

[Hammer Up!]

i stilll have my hammer?

[happystickman]

Yes..

[Hammer Up!]

Well,i talk to someone waiting in line if i can get money without working for the mod.

[happystickman]

Everyone in line is gone.

[Hammer Up!]

Where I am?

[Ufo-Man]

Then I will have stun instead of swirl

[happystickman]

UFO

Continue what you were doing


Hammer
You are still in the strange vortex video game death world.

[Ufo-Man]

What could i do agian?

[happystickman]

Look back, I think you were in the middle of town.

[Ufo-Man]

i go to the commercial place.

[happystickman]

Theres a pizzaplace, a library, a bakery, a pawn shop, a grocery store, and a barber shop.

[Ufo-Man]

Pizza!

[happystickman]

You go to the pizzaplace, inside is a fat man with a weird hat, cooking pizzas.

"What kinda pizza do youa Whata!" Says the man, dressed in all red.

[Hammer Up!]

i just wander around,because i am alone now...

[happystickman]

Look at old posts to see what you can do. It helps a lot in this game!

[Ufo-Man]

I come up to him, and give him a Leaf and a Fireflower.
"I know who you are. We can save him."

[happystickman]

The man punches you in the face. -6Hp! "Ia Donta doa thata any mora!!! I make pizza!"

[Ufo-Man]

I tell him "WHAT ABOUT LUIGI! BOWSER IS TORMENTING HIM!"

[happystickman]

He kicks you out. Nice going

[Ufo-Man]

I put a giant flaming bag of... you know what, and he stomps it out. I then drop some regular bags of... it, and it lands on him. the smell knocks him out, an I drag him into an empty room in the pizza place. I take his place at the pizza place, and every day, i try to get Mario to care about pluming agian.

[happystickman]

When he steps on the Bag... the bag ...dies? He then stomps on your head, HARD.


YOU ARE DEAD

[Ufo-Man]

BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN! BROKEN!
A BAG CANT die! He SHOULD BE KNOCKED OUT!

[happystickman]

Hes a Famous Italian guy! What ever he steps on dies! Maybe you should hae got the picture and went to another place instead of the Pizzarea! I had awesome quests planned out for everywhere but here. I will let you start over at the crossroads if you want.

[Ufo-Man]

ok...

[happystickman]

Now go to anouther place but the pizzarea... its boring... so far...

[Ufo-Man]

i go to... where can i go?

[happystickman]

Look back at the posts, how many times must I say this.

[Ufo-Man]

Please. I am lazy.

[happystickman]

(Sigh) You can go to the library, bakery, pawn shop, grocery store, or barber shop.

[Ufo-Man]

PAwn shop!

[happystickman]

The pawn shop is closed, it seems to be very run down, and you think you hear grumblings inside. There is a few broken windows, and the dor isnt even locked! It looks dangerous.

[Ufo-Man]

I get out my ray gun, and go in.

[happystickman]

You carfuly walk in through a broken window and... get caught in some spider webs, step on some broken glass, and get some spiders in youre pants, -1Hp!

There is a old desk with a bunch of strange knick-knacks behind it, most of them covered in dust and spider webs, making them hard to point out, there is also a door in the back, cracked almost in half and ajar. You think you hear rumbling , or maybe something like a machine running. Behind you, you think you see something.

[Ufo-Man]

I get out my ray gun, walk slowly to the desk... AND TURN AROUND WITH MY GUN FACING BEHIND ME!

[happystickman]

Ohh, its just a spider, thats 3 feet tall, it runs away wheb you look at it.

[Ufo-Man]

now i go back to looking through the stuff, with protective gloves.

[happystickman]

It mostly old stuff, watches, clocks, handhelds games, you see a old gameboy, but, it pretty beat up, but... Ohh! Whats this!

You got a new item!

AK-47!
It still has the bayanette, but its out of bullets.

[Ufo-Man]

I search for bullets.

[happystickman]

There is a ammo box, but it is empty.