Randoom RPG

[varkarrus]

Yay! I made an RPG! I can handle 3 at a time.

Story:

Scientist discovered if they mixed Spam with Death's Minions, they would create powerful creatures that they dubbed Randooms. Now, 3 young warriors have united to destroy this force. There are 3 Randooms, each one holding a necessary peace to taking over the world.

Randoom Chaos, Randoom Destroyer, and Randoom Mach.

Post your class, race, and name. You will begin at level 1, and there is no god-modding.

[Hammer Up!]

*signs up!*

Name:Hammer Up!
Class: Hammer-Man
Race:???(secret)

[varkarrus]

You start on in a lab. Not the Randoom lab, but a lab, nonetheless.

You spy on some scientists armed with pistols and gas-masks.

[rtys]

Class:Bunny Commando
Race:Bunny
Name:Bunney

[souperzombie]

Class: Skullsmasher
Race: Dragon Werepyre
Name: Chaos

[Hammer Up!]

i go to them

[varkarrus]

HU: You go to the scientists. They freak out, and run. One of them hits a red button, which opens up a chamber. They leave. A large green creature with a black head, tentacles coming out of his mouth, and small wings coming out of his head attacks!

RTYS: You start out in a cave. You see a Galeb Duhr. He looks like a stupid rock with legs! He starts bouncing around saying "Galeb! Galeb! Galeb Duhr!"

He looks to be worshipping you.

Souperzombie: You are in a forest. You see some cultists.

[rtys]

Bunney then tries to talk to him and asks:Where am i?

[souperzombie]

.....I go towards the cultists......

[Hammer Up!]

i smash tthe creature very fast(with my giant hammer)1000000000000 times!!!:twisted:

[varkarrus]

HU: You go BERSERK! on the creature! The creature summons a circle that fires a slow moving orb that is sucking you in!

RTYS: He gets confused by the words coming out of your lips. He stops for a moment, then continues bouncing

SZ: The cultists gather to a meeting, where they are burning a large pole with a portrait of Yerfdog on it. At the same time, cultists are firing lightning bolts at the portrait, creating sparks.

[Hammer Up!]

i try to escape

[rtys]

Bunney then moves on and turns on the sheilds on his suit and tries to get out of the cave.

[souperzombie]

I try to stop them. No to destroying Yerfdog!

[varkarrus]

HU: The creatures starts to hover in the air. He chases you as you hammer your way through 8 consecutive walls. You are now on a mountain top. There is a forest down below, and a cave a bit to the north.

RTYS: The galeb duhrs swarm you and present you with various shiney rocks.

SZ: One of the cultists zaps you with lightning, stunning you while all of the non-magic using cultists hide.

[Hammer Up!]

i go to the cave

[varkarrus]

You see 2 Elite Galeb Duhr Guards.

They look at you, armed with their stones that look like the faces of famous people.

[souperzombie]

I...try to break free?

[varkarrus]

SZ: You break free from the stun, and the cultists light a flaming circle on the ground, and one of them takes out a knife.

[Hammer Up!]

i go bezerk at them too(i like going bezerk :p )

[varkarrus]

HU: You repeatedly bash their bodies in. You hear several cries of "Galeb" coming from the cave.

[Hammer Up!]

i go deeper

[rtys]

Bunney then takes the rocks and turns on the translator in his suit and tries to decipher what language they speak.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: It comes out as "w00t! w00t! Precious!"


Hammer Up: You encounter a bunny in a robot suit


SZ: A giant enemy crab comes out of the flaming circle
Boss: Giant enemy crab!

[rtys]

OOC:if that bunny is me, its not a bunny in a robot suit.Its a bunny in a specialised combat suit.You know, like the Clone Commandos in Star Wars?

Bunney then makes a thank you sign with his hands(he cant speak their language remember)

Bunney then move past them.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: They start to cry when you leave the room.

About 3 Galeb Duhrs walk up to you with their bodies carved to look like your specialised combat suit!

[rtys]

Bunney then makes a sign with his hands that he is going out to get food.

[varkarrus]

The galeb duhrs follow you. You walk down to the forest, where you see a Giant Enemy Crab.

PS: Attack his weak point for massive damage!

[rtys]

Bunney then sees the Giant Enemy Crab and the ai in his suit describes it as potential hostile on his HUD in his helmet.

He then extends the wrist blades(one of his only 2 melee defenses) on his left arm on the suit and attacks the Giant Enemy Crab..

[varkarrus]

The giant enemy crab spots you. He pinches you with his claws. Your suit starts beeping.

Suddently, your wrist blades dissappear, and your 20" gauss rifle comes out.

Instant weapon switching!

[rtys]

Bunney then quickly shoots the Giant Enemy Crab in the face.

[Hammer Up!]

i talk to the bunny

[varkarrus]

RTYS: The giant enemy crab barely notices the attack

HU: The bunny ran right past you, with some Galeb Duhrs down to the forest.
One of the Galeb Duhrs pushes you down the mountain, mostly unharmed. Some Galeb Duhrs also roll down the mountain, obviously enjoying themselves.

[rtys]

OOC:BTW, the wrist blades dont dissapear, but they retract instead.

Bunney then kicks it and then fires some sharp metal bolts from a launcher on his left arm.

[Hammer Up!]

i throw hammers at them

[varkarrus]

HU: The Galeb Duhrs? or the Giant enemy crab who is posing a big thread to RTYS.

RTYS: The Giant enemy crab blocks it. Your suit starts beeping, and a picture of the Giant enemy crab appears, with a red circle where it's belly should be: under it's legs.

[Hammer Up!]

both.

[varkarrus]

The galeb duhrs run away, and the giant enemy crab blocks the hammers.

[rtys]

Bunney then takes out he other melee defense he has.Bunney then takes out a Serrated Eletricfied Blade and ons it and then dashes under it and slashes away two of its legs.

[varkarrus]

He blocks them. You see his belly is all soft and unprotected.

[rtys]

Bunney then offs the sword ,keeps it.and starts firing the Sharp Metal bolts at its belly!

[varkarrus]

RTYS: Massive Damage. The giant enemy crab, in pain, tries to sit on you.

[rtys]

Bunney then saw this was a good time and then extends his wrist blades into the Giant Enemy Crab's body.

[varkarrus]

You carve open a large hole, and he sits down so now you are inside the Giant Enemy Crab!

[Hammer Up!]

and i go beserk on the crab's belly(to help rtys)

[varkarrus]

The crab's belly is not visible, so you attack his chest instead. A small crack appears after time. Do note: Going berserk decreases your defense while your using it, so now would be a bad time to get attacked by a Crab Claw!

SNIP!

[Hammer Up!]

*gets angry and cut the claws off*

[rtys]

Bunney:great.............
Bunney then sets the launcher on his left arm to flamethrower(the launcher has 3 nozzles,One for metal bolts,another for flamethrower and the last a hanglider) and fries the Giant Enemy Crab from within.He then gets out.

[varkarrus]

The claw simply pops off. Then the other one, then the body, and so on, so on...

The cult of the Giant Enemy Crab disbands.

You each receive an item

Roasted crab x 500.

[Hammer Up!]

I go to the forest

[rtys]

OOC:where's SZ?

The AI in Bunney's Suit then sees Galeb Duhrs blood on Hammer Up.The AI then designated him as Very Potential Enemy on HUD.
Bunney then takes out his Serrated Electricfied sword.

[Hammer Up!]

What?

[rtys]

Bunney then offs it ,keeps it and then calls the Galeb Duhrs that followed him and makes hands signs telling them that Hammer Up murdered some of their kind.

[Hammer Up!]

:x:x:x

*uses the mega x-treme hammer shockwave(very long range,lot of damage)*:twisted:

[rtys]

Bunney:You Killed someone, and you think you can get away with it like this?
Bunney then orders the Galeb Duhrs to hide away from the battle.

Bunney then leaps away from the shockwave.
Bunney then stand on a rock and then starts firing sharp metal bolts at Hammer Up

[varkarrus]

One of the Galeb Duhrs jumps in the way of the shot and gets hit straight in the face by it. He then stomps the ground, summoning rocks to repair him with. Some other Galebs come, and explain something to the other Galebs, and they hold ground.

Apparently, the hitting them in the face with the hammer only tickled them, but they were ticklish. There is not Galeb law against tickling, but then again, they don't have any.

RTYS: You still think he's a potential enemy.

[Hammer Up!]

*Uses lightreaver*(in sleepless hollow)*all bolts come back to Bunney*

[varkarrus]

The dungeon master* forms a wall, stopping the fight.

*me

[rtys]

Bunney:you are going to pay for your crime.Turn yourself in!If you do so, you may get a lighter sentence!
Bunney then rolls away from the bolts.
Bunney then takes out his Gauss.20 rifle and puts an attachment to it.
Bunney:well?

[Hammer Up!]

Bunnay started all!*jumps the wall and smashes Bunnay*

[varkarrus]

The wall lengthens in height.

The dungeon master warps you each to a different world

HU: The dungeon master tells you that you have been put on this earth for a reason, as well as RTYS and SZ. You are the only ones who can defeat the Randooms which pose a threat to the world he created.

RTYS: The dungeon master tells you that you have been put on this earth for a reason, as well as HU and SZ. You are the only ones who can defeat the Randooms which pose a threat to the world he created.

You then both encounter a horde of chaoslings.

[rtys]

Bunney then punches him.
Bunney:you are going to pay for it someday.

[Hammer Up!]

*Uses bonecrusher to summon 100000 funnybones**orders the funnybones to attack the chaoslings*

Hammer Up!:When this ends,i will beat you,RTYS!

[varkarrus]

The chaoslings walk up to you and snip away at your toes with their claws.

The dungeon master's image dissappears fades away.

[Hammer Up!]

Hammer Up!:attack the chaoslings,funnybones!

[rtys]

Bunney:Funny, there's no such person.And you still need to pay for your murder crime.Cmon, those guys arent too intelligient.They wont probably wont know how to jail or execute you.

Bunney then turns on his jetpack then starts shooting the Chaoslings.

[varkarrus]

The chaoslings tickle your funnybone! :p

[Hammer Up!]

Ok,then i crush them with my giant hammer!

[rtys]

OOC:none of us know what each others names are.

Bunney then continues firing at the chaoslings.
Bunney:Computer, locate the source of these things.

[varkarrus]

They are coming from a huge portal. The only way to seal it is a massive concussional force mixed with plasma crushes it. And btw, he didn't kill any Galebs.

[rtys]

OOC:they what was that about smashing through their bodies?

Bunney then takes out a Sidearm Plasma Pistol-P25 and starts firing at the Chaoslings.

[Hammer Up!]

*uses his plasma-hammer to close the portal)

[rtys]

Bunney:Hmmm impressive.Ok,here's the thing, we forget about the Galeb Duhrs and lets be allies.I doubt they were going to pay me anyway.Im not gonna pursue you any further.
Bunney:Besides, i wasnt called here on a mission for arresting you.And we have a planet to save,so let put aside those.

[Hammer Up!]

Hammer Up!: ok,then.

[varkarrus]

The dimension collapses, and you wake up being remedied by Galeb Duhrs.

You take some medicine. Obiously, they know enough about hospitalization to heal you..

Yuck! That's not medicine! It's rocks ground up and mixed with rock oil!

[Hammer Up!]

Hammer Up!:Rocks?This isnt medicine!Anyway how i ended up here?

[varkarrus]

The galebs start Galebing.

You have no clue what their saying, but you nod and say ok, thanks.

[rtys]

Bunney then sees the Galeb Duhrs all healed.
Bunney:Huh?oh well.
Bunney then tells them he has to go and save the world.

[varkarrus]

The elite Galeb squadron that came to you before comes with you. They start singing a song made out of Galebs and Duhrs. It's catchy.

[Hammer Up!]

i go out and search the place.

[varkarrus]

By going to the top of the mountain, you find a forest to the north, an ocean with a sandy beach to the south, more forest to the east, and more mountains to the west.

[Hammer Up!]

i think i will go to the south.

Hammer Up:The origin of the crab maybe was from the beach.Lets go there.

[rtys]

Bunney then bows and waves them farewell and just sits around.

[varkarrus]

The Galebs come with you to the beach. A giant lizard comes out and asks if this is Tokyo. You say no. He says "darn" and goes back to the ocean.

[Hammer Up!]

you will stay in the mounain,rtys?

and i search there.

[varkarrus]

You encounter a small hermit crab that says he will give you a magic golden amulet if you bring him a tin can. Unfortunatly, you don't have one.

[rtys]

OOC:{HINT}WHAT ABOUT CHAOS?SZ HASNT POSTED YET!
Bunney then starts configuring his rifle and along the way to the beach.

[Hammer Up!]

*kills a tin solider and give a tin can to the crab*(the LL2 monster,you know)

[varkarrus]

HU: The tin soldier runs away. Back to the other world of LL2.

You encounter one of those creatures that you fought back at the lab.

RTYS: You encounter a chipmunk.

[rtys]

Bunney then lets the AI examine it and determine whether it is hostile.

[varkarrus]

He looks harmless, but contains the power of 25 weapons grade plasma batteries inside his left cheek. Now, his right cheek, that's a different story altogether.

[Hammer Up!]

i keep trying to kill one when i kill one,i take a tin can and i give the tin can to the crab.

[rtys]

Bunney then walks on,ignoring him.

[varkarrus]

The hermit crab says it's too big. :twisted:

[Hammer Up!]

i use a shink-ray hammer on the tin can(in the tin can to hermit crab-size mode)

[varkarrus]

The hermit crab gives you a magic golden amulet.

When you wear it, you turn into a teddy bear with dual chainguns

[rtys]

Bunney then walks on untill he finds something.

[Hammer Up!]

good!now i have a dual chaingun and a lot of hammers!Then i search more.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: You encounter a teddy bear with Duel chainguns
HU: You do not see RTYS anywhere. You do see a Galeb Duhr with his head stuck in the ground.

[Hammer Up!]

i try to fing his body.

[varkarrus]

You pull him out. He's happy, and presents you with a rock that looks like Nicole Richie. Or is that a stick. You don't know.

[Hammer Up!]

i get my amulet off and i put in my pocket.Then,i go to the forest.

[souperzombie]

I...attack him. Who wouldn't?

[varkarrus]

The giant enemy crab is long dead. SZ: you wake up after passing out when you saw the giant enemy crab. All signs of the cultists are long gone.

[souperzombie]

I try to communicate with it......

[varkarrus]

He is just an empty shell. All crab meat is gone. He looks at you with empty eyes.

[souperzombie]

I laugh at it. :p

[varkarrus]

He falls over.

[Hammer Up!]

and me?

[souperzombie]

I kick it. :twisted:

[varkarrus]

HU: You encounter a large goblin
SZ: You hurt your foot

[Hammer Up!]

i talk with him

[varkarrus]

He tells you some far-fetched story about a giraffe and 3 wishes, then out of the blue says "and that's why I'm mugging you!"

[Hammer Up!]

not yet!*Crushes the goblin*

[rtys]

Bunney then lets the AI in his suit analyse the surroundings for hostiles.
Bunney:why do i have a feeling this is bad.....
Bunney then turns on his Camoflage Cloak(turns him invisible,but as usual, invisible enemies have weaknessess,for his,it will deactivate upon contact with water)

[varkarrus]

The rain god burps, and a rain storm starts.

You apparently crush the goblin as if it was a cardboard structure. Then the goblin stabs you in the back

[souperzombie]

I pick it up and throw it somewhere.

[varkarrus]

HU: Fortunately, the goblin gets crushed by a giant enemy crab shell.

[souperzombie]

And me?

[varkarrus]

Well, you threw the giant crab shell, and it landed on the goblin. That is what you threw, right?

[souperzombie]

Yeah. I take the Goblin's weapon.

[varkarrus]

You take a rusty dagger,

[souperzombie]

I keep it is a throwing weapon. Then I kick the Goblin in the head and walk off somewhere.

[varkarrus]

You see a mountain.

[souperzombie]

I go to it.

[Hammer Up!]

i go to the highest peak of frosty cliffs!

[rtys]

Bunney then goes into the forest in the east.

[rtys]

OOC:Hello?

[varkarrus]

You both head to the mountain. You see a Arctic Chipmunk.

RTYS: You head to the forest. You see some cultist starting a ritual on the Giant Enemy Crab shell.

[rtys]

Bunney then observes them while cloaked and lets the Suit AI to try determine what they are doing.

[varkarrus]

They are taking advantage of the tears in time to revert the state of the shell to back when it was alive! AKA: They are trying to bring it back to life.

[souperzombie]

I try to communicate with it.

[rtys]

Bunney then when cloaked takes two grenades and activates them and kicks them over to the cultists to explode near them.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: You can't cloak. It is raining. That doesn't stop you from throwing grenades at them. They block, then shoot lightning

Souperzombie: The arctic chipmunk looks at you with cute little eyes. Then it tilts it's head.

[rtys]

OOC:then say so, about the wheather conditions

Bunney then rolls out of the way and then fires metal bolts at them.

[varkarrus]

I said that the rain god burped, and it started to rain.

You fire metal bolts at them. One of them gets sent flying at a tree.

[rtys]

Bunney then takes his Gauss.20 rifle and then set it to automatic and then starts shooting them.

[Hammer Up!]

*Smashes the chpmunk into tiny pieces with my giant hammer*

[varkarrus]

RTYS: One of the cultist summons a horde of small enemy crabs. Your shots hit most of them.

HU: The chimpunk appears behind you and shoots a large arctic energy ball at you!

[souperzombie]

I stare at it, Like its some kind of freak.

[varkarrus]

He growls, cutely, but menacingly.

[Hammer Up!]

i ignore the chipmunk and i keep going.

[rtys]

Bunney then thorws more bombs at the leader of the cultists.

[souperzombie]

I throw my Rusty Dagger at its head. :twisted:

[rtys]

OOC:just a question, when do we get to the bosses?

[varkarrus]

HU: Cespite having hammered him sqaure between the eyes, he sits on your shoulder, then a rusty dagger hits him through the chest. You see 2 Galeb Duhrs arguing over a stone.

SZ: You hit the chipmunk in the chest

RTYS: The cultists flee.
Also: The randooms are somewhat high-level. It's a small RPG, but you'll have to wait first.

[rtys]

Bunney then goes into the deeper parts of the forest.

[varkarrus]

You see a lab. It is gaurded by 2 berserker lords.

[rtys]

Bunney then throws a stone at one of them to draw them away from their posts and then runs away quickly.

[Hammer Up!]

I talk to them using my Galeb Translator

[souperzombie]

I go over to check if its dead. If not, i kick it in the head.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: One of them leaves

SZ: He is still alive. He touches you and you freeze solid

HU: They are saying "Hey! Hey! Hey!" and "Arghh!"

[Hammer Up!]

what are you talking about?

(Im still using my translator)

[rtys]

Bunney then waits for him to leave a considerable distance from the lab and then sneaks up on him and slashes him from behind!

[souperzombie]

I try to break free.

[varkarrus]

HU: They look at you and start saying "blargh!"
RTYS: You sneak up on him and stab him. He turns around and punches you. The other one comes.
SZ: The chipmunk starts laughin. He drags you to his tree, and puts you away with all of his nuts.

[Hammer Up!]

i ignore them and i keep going...

[varkarrus]

One of them throws the rock at you from behind. He starts laughing. Then the other one joins in. They start rolling around laughing.

[Hammer Up!]

*gets Very Angry And Go Beserk At Them!*

[varkarrus]

They run. They are still laughing though!

[Hammer Up!]

*mad dash at them like crazy(and attacking them like a crazy,too)*

[varkarrus]

They roll down the mountain.

[Hammer Up!]

*laugh at them*

[souperzombie]

I try to break free.

[rtys]

Bunney then ons his jet pack and then starts firing at them with his Gauss.20 rifle from above (like Jango-Fett)

[varkarrus]

HU: YOu laugh at them until you get a nosebleed
SZ: You unfreeze, and run away like an animated Gif.
RTYS: One of them throws the other one at you!

[rtys]

Bunney then moves out of the way and then drops a few grenades on them.
Bunney then orders the AI in the suit to analyse the health status of the guards.

[Hammer Up!]

*wash my nose then jumps on a pool*

[souperzombie]

I take some of the nuts.

[varkarrus]

You jump on a pool. THe pool gets angry, hisses, then runs away.
Now... If you were to jump in the pool...

SZ: You grab some nuts, then run away. The chipmunk chases you.

RTYS: The gaurds throw a sleeping gas bomb at you. Before you get knocked out, your suit shows the health at 97% left...

You wake up. You are in a room. A robot says "here are 50 grenades, and here are their pins! Good luck!"

[Hammer Up!]

i wander around.

[varkarrus]

You fall down the mountain. Again.

[rtys]

Bunney then quickly reseal the grenades at fast as he can.

[souperzombie]

I kick the chipmonk in the head.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: One of the pins is missing! :twisted:
SZ: The chipmunk's spine bens backwards flexibly, then he shoots an arctic ball at you. He says "This is what you get for misspelling chipmunk!"

[rtys]

Bunney then tries to find the missing pin, if still missing,he throws the grenade out of a window.

[souperzombie]

I grab the CHIPMUNK by the head and knee it in the FACE.

[rtys]

OOC:How do we level up in this RPG btw Varakrrus?

[varkarrus]

You pass quests. You never ventured past the forest, so you've never been to a town.

RTYS: You see a haystack in the corner of the room

SZ: The chipmunk gets a bloody nose. He gets mad.

[rtys]

Bunney then turns on his cloak then hides in the haystack.

[souperzombie]

I grab its neck and try to break it. :twisted:

[varkarrus]

The chipmunk dies. Finnally.

RTYS: You find the missing pin in the haystack, and with 5 seconds to spare.

[rtys]

Bunney then quickly reseal the grenade before it explodes.

[souperzombie]

I explore.

[rtys]

Bunney then after resealing the grenade then tries to find a way out.

ps. go post in devestation rpg,SZ

[Hammer Up!]

i simply walk around.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: You find a door. You walk through and encounter a mutant chipmunk!

SZ: You come to a town. You see someone with a yellow exclamation point above their head

HU: Someone walks by and drops a level-appropriate amount of gold in your lap (100 gold peices)

[rtys]

Bunney then tries to talk to the chipmunk

[Hammer Up!]

i get the money!

[souperzombie]

I talk to him.

[varkarrus]

SZ: He gives you your first quest!
He wants you to bring him 5 squirrel pelts. You can find squirrels in the valley to the north, but beware the giant mutant squirrel!

HU: Yay! Free money!

RTYS: The chipmunk punches you in the face with a beefy arm that recently started to grow out of his forehead.

[rtys]

Bunney then points his rifle at his head then extends his wrist blades into into the chipmunk's body(in other words, the blades extended into his body, stabbing him)

[souperzombie]

I throw a couple of nuts at the squirrels. (The ones I got from the Ice Chipmunks 'lair'.)

[varkarrus]

The mutant chipmunk grows a giant laser cannon after you stab him

SZ: The squirrels freeze solid.

[souperzombie]

I punch them in between the eyes.

[Hammer Up!]

i go to a shop!

[varkarrus]

HU: You enter a shop. There is a Harbringer hammer for 3000 gold.
SZ: One of them tips over and dies.

[Hammer Up!]

do you know where i can find a $2900 treasure?

[souperzombie]

I kick the other one in the 'Extra-hurty-place'.

[varkarrus]

He shouts "Ow! My nuts!", then falls over.

One of the squirrels fires a demon bolt at you.

HU: He has no clue.

[souperzombie]

I try dodging the bolt, and then throw a nut at it.

[varkarrus]

It kinda scrapes you. The nut blows up his head, sending icy skull shards everywhere. The mutant evil squirrel shows up. He is twice your size!

[souperzombie]

I jump on its back, and shove a few nuts in his nostrals and ears. XD

[rtys]

Bunney then uses his flamethrower on its tail and then fire metal bolts at it.

[Hammer Up!]

there is a treasure finder for $100?

[varkarrus]

The giant mutant squirrel shouts "AAAH!!! BRAIN FREEZE!" and swipes at both you and bunney. He barely noticed the flamethrower.

[rtys]

Bunney then grabs him and throws him into a rock and then fires his rifle in its face.

[Hammer Up!]

and me?

[souperzombie]

I start poking him in the eyes.

[varkarrus]

RTYS&SZ: You throw him at a rock and poke him in his eyes. The squirrel breathes fire on you

HU: Sorry, I was ninja'd. Yes. There is a treasure finder for 100$. It is called the lewtotron5000.

[souperzombie]

I try to dodge, then start kicking its toes/claws/thingys.

[rtys]

Bunney then turns on his jetpack and then escapes from the battle,moving forward.

[varkarrus]

You jump on his toes repeatedly. He stumbles over.
RTYS: You fly away, unable to reap the benefits of the defeated mutant squirrel.

[rtys]

Bunney then flies on and then lands and starts looking around for monsters to fight.

[souperzombie]

I search its corpse.

[Hammer Up!]

i will buy it.

[varkarrus]

RTYS: You encounter a demonic creature with the body of a dragon wherewolf, arms of a scaly vampire, head of a bunny, wings of a bunny dragon, and weilding a hammer.

[souperzombie]

And me?

[varkarrus]

HU: You buy it.

SZ: Sorry. You get some pelts. About 4 pelts worth.

[Hammer Up!]

Then,i use it on "find $3000 treasures or more" settings.

[rtys]

Bunney then starts firing at the monster.

[varkarrus]

It takes out a gauss rifle and shoots at you. It then fires a hammer, then dissappears into a portal.

[rtys]

Bunney then moves on and tries to find another monster.

[Hammer Up!]

and me again?

[souperzombie]

Do I have 5 pelts because of the other little Squirrel that i killed earlier?

[varkarrus]

SZ: You have 4 pelts, total
RTYS: You encounter a water golemn. It attacks you with her icy hair!
HU: A little blue light turns on. This means that you are at the coldest setting.

[Hammer Up!]

Ahh!I use the treasure finder to find where it is.

[souperzombie]

I search for another squirril.

[varkarrus]

SZ: All the squirrels are hiding in their little demon homes.
HU: It seems to be leading you about 300,000 miles north.

[souperzombie]

I throw a nut in one of the homes.

[varkarrus]

A freezing cold squirrel runs out of his home!

[souperzombie]

I throw another nut at it, then jump on it and start hitting it.

[Hammer Up!]

there is a teleporting device nearby?

[varkarrus]

The squirrel shatters, leaving behind one last pelt
HU: No teleporters. You encounter a giant robot spider :twisted:

[rtys]

Bunney then rolls away and then uses the flamethrower on her head.

[Hammer Up!]

I throw a bucket of water at the spider!

[varkarrus]

RTYS: Her head shrinks. She shoots an icicle
HU: The spider sizzles, and charges towards you, threatening to explode!

[rtys]

Bunney then uses maximum output on the flamethrower and aims it at the golem's body.

[Hammer Up!]

*Jumps away*

[souperzombie]

I take the pelt and go back to the guy to complete the quest.

[rtys]

Hello?Host?When will we level up?

[varkarrus]

RTYS: You evaporate the water golemn. Then you level up.
HU: You jump out of the way of the spider. It explodes, leaving behing a peice of paper with gibberish written on it. Be careful, it may be useful. You then level up
SZ: You bring in the pelts. You level up you and your party.

[rtys]

Bunney then tries and look for a town.

[varkarrus]

You arrive at a squirrel pelt shop. They sell squirrel pelts for all your needs. All you need to exchange them for is a blade of whistlegrass.

[rtys]

Bunney then goes and looks around for Whistlegrass.

[varkarrus]

According to the library, whistlegrass can only be found about 300,000 miles north

[rtys]

Bunney then takes a note of it, and then moves on.

[varkarrus]

You come to the exploded remains of a robotic spider

[rtys]

Buney then tries to salvage any machinery from the remains of the robotic spider.

[varkarrus]

You find a power cell. It's empty, but it can be recharged by throwing it into the pits of Mount Moordor, which coincidentally, is the left mountain at the mountain pass you're at.