How come

[varkarrus]

You can add yourself to your friends list, but not your ignore list?

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

It is impossible to ignore yourself, but you are hopefully friends with yourself.

(turns this into a post-and-reply thread)

How come people cry when they are sad\hurt, or when they are extremely happy\excited?

[Wesley]

Crying when hurt, well that's self-explanatory. Crying when really happy also makes you sad, because you never thought you would feel that way. ...It's hard to explain...

Why are some people such (Word Edited Out)?

[varkarrus]

Because their parents were [word edited out]

and so were their parents, and so on so on so on!

[Wesley]

Okay then, why were the very first set of people (Word edited out)?

[Julian]

Quite simply, they were people.

[Wesley]

Interesting... ...I actually knew the answer to those already, but I couldn't think of anything to ask. :p Umm... Why do some people hate pie?

[Hammer Up!]

I have 0 friends in my buddy list.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Wes: Their taste buds are evil.
Hammer Up!: ONOS!

Why did people wish Corrupt-a-Wish until it got locked?

[varkarrus]

Because they are such [word edited out] (just kidding!)

Why is it that posting (just kidding) after any insult automatically makes it better?