Mecha War RPG

[happystickman]

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The RPG of Total Randomness died, so introducing...

MECHA WAR
RPG
Pick 1 of 3 Mecha, think up your OWN Mecha wepeons, numbers vary depending on Mecha chosen, think up a Handheld wepeon for your own use, pick your occupation, and pick 1 of the 6 Home planets! Then create a small backstory for your charecter. Oh, and a name. Its my biggest RPG to date!


MECHA

The n00binater

Power-5/10
Agility-8/10
# of WP-3

A basic Mecha used by students and pirates, its lack of power is made up for its agilty and mimimal flight capabilities

The Silver-Eagle

Power-3/10
Agility-10/10
# of WP-2

This Mecha is the terror of the skies, its powerfull Jets and boosters allow for long peroids of flight and extrme speed, However, its power is short of all the other Mechas.

Forger

Power-8/10
Agility-2/10
# of WP-6

Thats right, 6. Used for Heavy mining operations and for destroying asteroids, this mecha gets the job done, at the expense of a top speed of only 40 MPH and no flight capabilities.


Mecha WP'S

THINK THEM UP YOURSELF!


HANDHELD WP'S

LOOK ABOVE


OCCUPATIONS

Student

A student of the Mecha Arts, youre still learning how to pilot a mecha.

Difficulty LVL-5

Pirate

Plunder Space in your Mecha with your gang, Still from the Rich, give to yourself! Prepare for many fights with the cops!

Difficulty LVL-6

Space Cop

Protect Space from those MAD Space Pirates! this occupation is very hard, but very rewarding as well...

Difficulty LVL-10!

Hermit

Your alone... living alone... sleeping alone... Learning how to pilot a Giant Fighting Robot... Alone...

Difficulty LVL-3

Alien Invader

KILL THOSE SCUM!!!

Difficulty LVL-8

HOME PLANETS

Earth

DUHHHHH!!!!

Availabe to all occupations except Alien invader

Moonbase

Avaiable to all ocupatations except Alien Invader, Hermit.

Wrecked Spacestation

Only avaliable to Pirate

X'gru'Ta

Only Avaliable to Alien invader

Mars

Only Avalible to Pirate, Alien invader, Hermit.

Unknown places...

Avaialbe to all

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[Hammer Up!]

Name:Hammer Up!
Mecha:N00binater
Mecha WP 1:Super Duper Extreme Giant Green Laser Quad-Machineguns!
Mecha WP 2:Planet Crusher(ranged weapon that destroy planets)
Mecha WP 3:Galaxy-Size Atomic Bomb
Handheld WP 1:Big Bang Machinegun
Handheld WP 2:Instant Kill Ray
Handheld WP 3:Teleporting Ray(it can teleport me to places and teleport enemies in deadly places)
Occupation:Student
Homeplanet:Earth

[happystickman]

NO GODMODDING!

1 handheld wepeon, You must change all of your wepeons to make them reasonable

[ElMikkino]

This is based off that Mech Quest RPG on the web, right? (There are ads for that EVERYWHERE...)

[happystickman]

Maybe... Yes I got insperation from it.

[Hammer Up!]

ok,only Big Bang Machinegun as handheld weapon...(changing other wapons)

[Hammer Up!]

Wait,you said to change all weapons?so here it is:

Mecha WP 1:Homing Missiles Launcher
Mecha WP 2:Laser Machinegun
Mecha WP 3:Yellow Bomb Launcher(from the Dr.L game,you know)
Handheld WP: Double Bazooka

[happystickman]

Okay, That good enough.


BEEP BEEP BEEP Went your alarm clock one morning. Yiou turn over and hit the snooze. BEEP BEEP BEEP! I went later. You turn and look at the time.

"Ahh im going to be late to class!" Sitting up in your room. you head to your hanger, and get in your mecha, named the ________


NAME YOUR MECHA!

[Hammer Up!]

Name:KillerBot 5000!

[happystickman]

You load up and get to school! But oh no! you forgot you had a test! Its your test you MUST Pass to get past the class! You enter your class

BATTLE CLASS

THe class room turns into a arena, and you enter your Mecha. PREPARE TO BATTLE!

Battle Drone

Power-5/10
Agility-5/10
# of WP-2

Weapons- Rocket launcher, Laser sword

The drone charges at you sword in hand.

[Hammer Up!]

Yellow Bomb!

[happystickman]

The drone dodges and does a mega slash combo! Oww! Pain!

[Hammer Up!]

Homing Missile!

[happystickman]

The drone slices the missile in half, and reveles its own concelled sholder rocket launcher, and fires a barrage!

[Hammer Up!]

i shoot my laser at the rockets AND the drone!

[happystickman]

The rockets are destoryed, oh, and you are too, The rockets were just a ploy. He came up behind you and you DIED. Good thing you remebered to eject!


oh and this is your grade.


F-

Your parents are MAD, you grounded to your room. But being the Student that you are, Yoyu must find a way out and to your hanger! yOu were suposed to see a movie with some freinds!




NOTE TO OTHERS! THIS GAME IS BEST PLAYED WITH LOTS OF OTHERS! PLEASE JOIN!

[Hammer Up!]

i run away by the window.:p

[Draconis Feral]

Name: Draconis Feral
Mecha: Silver-Eagle "Wyvern"
Mecha WP1: Tri-Barrelled Plasma Cannon
Mecha WP2: Plasma Sword
Handheld WP: Twin Vibro-Wakizashis
Occupation: Hermit
Homeplanet: Jupiter's moon Io

[varkarrus]

Name: Varkarrus
Robot: N00binator

Weapon 1: Death Beam *powerful, but causes system shutdown for a couple seconds. With a large enough battery, this cooldown is removed.*

Weapon 2: Microwave Cannon *Has no effect on metals, but can overheat a mecha, boil water, and kill the pilots. In training fights, a limit is put on to prevent killing the pilot.

Weapon 3: Electro Bullet *Deals damage to the enemy mecha, and can cause system shutdown*

Handheld Weapon: Hacking Gun. A gun that can disable computer controlled objects (mechas, futuristic tanks, high-tech toasters etc...), but has no effect on other enemies, or non computer controlled devices (modern toasters, cars, WWII tanks).

[thingie]

ill be a space cop
home moonbase
weps i get back to you

[happystickman]

Wow, that was a super special awesomemazing bump... A whole year! Well, If you guys REALLY want to still play this.. Why not!

Draconis-You awake... Alone... your mecha is parked outside... It is very quiet, like always. You go to your small kitchen area, and start a fire. you go to your storage area.. and look at your lack of any food. Crap, you didnt get more food last time you went out! Youll have to get it one of 3 ways...

1. Go hunting.. You go on foot, and use your personal wepeon and other items to get food.
2. Pirating! go up in space and steal supplies form others!
3. Get a job on the nearby space station, and try to get enough money to live somewhere decent.

Vark- Nice stuff! Big decriptions help me alot. But.. I need a job for you. Pick from the list. Oh, Ive also add a few here.

Repairman

Easy right? Just repair stuff and maybe save the world.. right.. thats easy..

Difficulty 2-10, THE EASIEST

Armymen

Work as a grunt.. and maybe advance... In the Earth Sapce Forces, or ESF.

Difficulty 7/10. Advancing is hard! This is bad as grunt... Hard, and very hard to win. You must advance the ranks to be any good in this.

[varkarrus]

Armyman

[happystickman]

You wake up the old sound of Reveille, with your buddies by your side. You get out of your small bunk, admire your small barracks, and go to get debreifed. You just came back from a large battle, and every is waiting for whats next.
"Everyone, good job yesterday, those stupid Alie..." The general was cut off by a explosion. The walls are breached! Those Aliens counter-attacked! "Get to your mecha men! Defend your self!"

[varkarrus]

I get in my mecha, and load my electro bullets. I also pack my hacker for in case my mecha gets destroyed.

[Hammer Up!]

And me?

[happystickman]

You get in your mecha. A alien attacker tackles you, Nice. should have shot something

ALIEN SOILDER
Strength 1/10
Agility 2/10




Hammer- You jump out the window... Or TRY. It has a security function! It locks before you jump! You have to try something else.

[varkarrus]

I shoot the alien with my electro bullets.

[happystickman]

The alien robot suit sems to not react well, and short circuts.. but your mecha doesnt respond well now.. It seems slower...

[Hammer Up!]

I try to lie my parents.

[varkarrus]

I fire some more, then when it seems shut down, I just punch its jaw off.

[happystickman]

The Robots dead.. but some sparks seem to arc on your mecha...

They have locked your door! you cant get out. Maybe you can try to over-ride the locks?

[varkarrus]

System check:

[happystickman]

You perfom a basic system check, but your sensors seem shot! What did that alien do?

[varkarrus]

Manual check:

[happystickman]

You try to check each sensor by itself... but there is 1 spot that seems complelty dead, and that spot is getting bigger...

[varkarrus]

Manual Overide: Check that spot with my own eyes, and try to stop it. I use my hacker if it's nanobots.

[happystickman]

Its not nanobots... Its a alien overjacker! Its trying to over-ride your controls! That alien must have stuck it on during the tackle! You must some how destroy it, or your mecha is toast!

[varkarrus]

Fire my hacker!

[happystickman]

You get out and fire the hacker.

HACK START

IMPUT COMMAND:

[varkarrus]

I throw it at an alien's mecha and get it to start override. Then I fire my death beam at an alien.

[happystickman]

You didnt imput a command! You have to give the overjacker interface a command! Oh, and you almost out of time.

[varkarrus]

Command: Overide.

[Max]

I'll sign up

Name : Flame Warrior
Mecha : Silver Eagle
Weapon 1 : Fireball, shoots a giant fireball at the enemy
Weapon 2 : Shockblast, disables the enemy
Weapon 3 : Cannon blast, causes a giant blast, sends enemy flying

Handheld weapon : Plasma Laser Cannon, Just shoots lasers and causes damage
Mecha name : Flyin' death bird

I'll be a student and I'll be in the unknown

[thingie]

weapon1: beam sword
weapon2: plasma cannon
weapon3: ~ gun
weapon4: lazor drill
weapon5: trackers X 200
weapon6: flame thrower

[happystickman]

Ok, that means you want forger... Right?

The unknown is you pick what you want.

You give the command, and the overjacker pops off, but your mechas fried in the process. Maybe you can reprogram the overjacker?

[thingie]

by the way max can only have 2 weapons i hes in the sliver egal
and 3 weapons in a n00banatoer

[happystickman]

Yeah. Max, get rid of one of those wepoens.

[Max]

Okay, forget that last weapon, the cannonblast
Can I start now?

[thingie]

what a bout me?

[happystickman]

Thingie- I need what mecha you want, whats the name of your mecha, and I also need a job for you, look at the first post, and anoher post on the first or second page.

Max- Pick a planet, the Unknown is whatever planet you want.

[Max]

Fine, got no idea so Earth it is

[varkarrus]

I reprogram the overrider to constantly boot up my mecha if it short circuits, like it did now.

Then I fire my DEATH BEAM! (at some random alien)

[Hammer Up!]

I try what you said,then.

[happystickman]

Your mecha is back up, and you finish off the aliens. You get out and go see the General. he gives everyone some leave. Where should you go? The city is thriving, but dangerous, and you could go to the nearby lake, and do some sparring with others. Which one?

*Tip* (Every battle you have will give you a chance for advancement, sometimes mutilple times. If your a grunt at the end of ths game, you WILL lose. Every time you go up a rank, it is easier and easier. This time you were supposed tro reprogram the Overjacker to attack a alien mecha, and you ride in that. Also, you colud have hacked the overjacker, and caused it to explode, thus short circuting your mecha and klling you, so, you didnt win or lose. Yet)

"And that what you do if you find yourself about to be crushed by the moon" Your action teacher says. "You may leave now" She says. you walk out of school, and are son pushed down by the school rich guy, Mandela. He challanges you to a fight is his pride and joy mecha, The Ambassador. Its a Forger that has a extreamly unstable jetpack, and very powerful wepeons. Do you accept?

[Hammer Up!]

Wich one of them is my character?

[varkarrus]

I take a stroll in the city with my mecha, and use LvL 10 HYDRALICTECH->AWESOME RIDE

[happystickman]

Forgot yours, yours is this color

You hack into the system via a interface in the door.

HACKING START
ENTER PASSCODE:

Oh no! A password! You have to try and figure it out...

*HINT* Search your room, and you might find stuff out...

[varkarrus]

Uhhh... And me? I geuss I ninja'd you.

[happystickman]

Yeah, you did.

You are walking to the city with some of your mates, when you are startled... The city is Destroyed! The aliens must have used your base as a distraction while they attacked the city... you must try to find out what happaned.

[varkarrus]

I check to see if my favourite bagel shop is still intact.

[happystickman]

It is! Well, mostly, the walls and ceiling are still ok, but the inside's are basically gone, mostly rubble.

[Max]

Yes I accept, but I say no to him and when he will decide to leave (after he's finished calling me a wimp) I attack him from behind with my shockblast

[happystickman]

Your not in your mecha right now, your human, if you say no, well, you dont fight him.

[Max]

Okay then I accept and fight dirty

[varkarrus]

This is personal! I look for signs on where the aliens went.

[thingie]

im a cop i sed tow times now
and im in the one with lotsa weapons
and its name is "sand storm"
and can i be in this coler becuse i feel like it

[happystickman]

NO PINK!

Your in your mecha, patrolling the streets, when you hear a scream. you go after the scren, and you see bandits attacking a nearby donut shop! You must defend the donut shop!

Bandit x2
Attack- 3/10
Agility- 5/10
Wepoens- Assault gun, Flaming fists.

Bandit Lord
Attack 5/10
Agility- 6/10
Wepeons- Submachine gun, Shock Cannon, RPG Launcher

The Battle starts, and your start to scan his mecha...

The Ambassador
Attack- 8/10
Agility- 6/10
Wepeons, Blast Cannon, Scan, Spinning Torso, Proton Blade, Lolzar Cannon

This guy looks tough. What should you do?

Well, you see scorch marks on the ground nearby, and there is a residental area over there, and there seems to be lots of dead bodies in this commercial area.

[varkarrus]

I prepare the hacked alien overrider to destroy an alien mech, and I enter.

[happystickman]

You enter the Residental area, and... Its peerfectly ok, Its completly unharmed! Hm.. the mystery continues...

[varkarrus]

Spam my hacker in random directions to see if I hit something important.

[Draconis Feral]

Sorry, I took so long to post. I will go hunting for small critters after I put on a pressure suit.

[thingie]

what corlor am i? this this or this

[happystickman]

You use you hacker everywhere, but nothing really big shows up. Just small home computers, small cars, and a couple of home security systems.

Thingie- Your this color

You walk outside, and scan the landscape. You see a small rodent like creature scurring about, and some larger beasts. What do you hunt?

[Max]

I launch an air assault and fly up high in the sky whenever he shoots

[varkarrus]

I look around a different part of the city.

[Draconis Feral]

I attack the small rodent with my left hand wakizashi while keeping the right hand one at the defensive against the larger animals.

[happystickman]

You fly high up in the air and fire a massive barrage, but he fires his Lolzar Cannon! Oh no! Its heat-seeking shell has locked on and his closing in! His massive armor is dented but basically ok. He is brinig up a sheild as well... What now!

You decide to walk around more of the city, but all of the shops and factories are destroyed, but all the houses and apartments are fine! What now?

The small rodents dies easily, but it only has a small amount of meat. The larger animals pay you no attention.

[Max]

I turn off my mecha in the sky to avoid the heat seeking missile and shoot flares to get that missile off my back, ( I can shoot flares right)
Then I fire the shockblast at him which disables him, cause it disables everything!

[thingie]

cause it disables everything!

evan you

[Max]

No! Not me! just the enemy!

[Draconis Feral]

Attack a larger animal.

[happystickman]

You cant shoot flares, but they missles dont follow you anymore, but your Shockblast only disables the sheild, whick alows him to fly up an charge you, And he's starting to spin...

EDIT: You Ninja'd me!

You rush the larger animal... but uh oh! There were alot more than you saw! Like 20 more! Should you fight them.. Or high tail it out of there!

[varkarrus]

I head back to base with information. Then I request further instructions.

[Draconis Feral]

Run home very much fast!!

[Max]

I dodge him and attack from behind, again with shockblast and then quickly with fireball

[thingie]

Your in your mecha, patrolling the streets, when you hear a scream. you go after the scren, and you see bandits attacking a nearby donut shop! You must defend the donut shop!

Bandit x2
Attack- 3/10
Agility- 5/10
Wepoens- Assault gun, Flaming fists.

Bandit Lord
Attack 5/10
Agility- 6/10
Wepeons- Submachine gun, Shock Cannon, RPG Launcher

it me?

[happystickman]

Yes.. thats you..

You RUN!!!! They dont chase you, but you have to go out and try to get more meat anyway, that small rat like animal would only be 1 meal. You see some more of them, and a couple flying creatures.

You head back to base and report the information, the general sends you and a couple other people to find out why. You command the unit.

Congraulations! You have upgraded in the path of the Commando.
You are now a Commando. Good job!

You dodge behind him, but he whips around a hits you with his proton blade! Ouch! You fire the shock blast anyway, his heavy mecha protects him from most of the blast, but his jetpack fails! He falls hard onto the ground, smashing his jetpack. He cant fly anymore!! Quickly, you follow up with a nyother blast, but he got a sheild up before then.

[thingie]

i ues my ~gun

[Draconis Feral]

Climb in mecha and step on the large animals I ran from.:twisted:

[happystickman]

Who do you shoot! The Bandits or the lord? Or Both! Be more specfic

[Max]

I thought I disabled his shield?
Anyway I fire my shockblast again and then fly up and shoot fireball after fireball, then I use my plasma laser cannon!

[happystickman]

The Shock blast only does it temporary, he cant fly cause the fall smashed his jetpack to pieces. Anyway, the shock blast tskes the sheild away again, but this time he gets serious... he unleashs his secret wepeon... A clocking device! you should have noticed his mecha only has 5 wepeons! You cant se him, so you cant fire! Quick, or he will kill you!

[thingie]

lored

[Max]

I grab a truck of blue paint and spill it all over the place, now I can see him so I shoot. Go plasma laser cannon

[Draconis Feral]

Since my last post seems to have gotead hoiten lost here it is again.
I home, climb into my mecha and go step on the creature I ran from.

[varkarrus]

I get a complete list of my crew with weapons and personality.

I also bring them to the residential area to search for survivors.

[happystickman]

Sorry man, missed your post

You get in, and smash then, but there bodies are to mutilated to be eaten. Plus your mecha feet arent very clean... But there dead now.

You blast the lord, knocking him over and stunnig him. He follows up by sending in his bandit freinds, there rushing foward, fists a'flame!

What about paint? Your in a large field! While your didle dadling, you get slashed. Oww.

You get a large inventory printout.

Commando Largs
Mecha - Standing Falcon
Agilty - 10/10
Power - 4/10
Wepeon placemets - 3
Wepeons - Slash and Dash, Hidden Rockets, Flamethrower
This guy is cocky, and he loves to just rush in and KILL. Brash, and fool hardy, but a very good tatician.
Commando Biggs
Mecha - Predator
Agilty - 5/10
Power - 8/10
Wepeon placemets - 4
Wepeons - Stealth Emplacement, Shockblast, Flurry Striker, Backstab
The trickster. His special stealth ability makes him good for espinoge and assinatations. He's always geting lost, but he is always a good additon to a team.
Commando Redge
Mecha - Explosive Fury
Agilty - 1/10
Power - 10/10
Wepeon placemets - 8 (HECK YES)
Wepeons - RPG, Seeking Missle, Torpedo Blaster, Cluster bomb, Minigun, Basher Buster, Fist rocket, Bulk up.
Uhh... He likes to blow stuffeth up. That about it on him.

[happystickman]

Commando Conrad
Mecha - Rocker
Agility - 8/10
Power - 8/10
Wepeon enplacments - 3
Wepeons - Energy sheild, Epicz Lazor, Nanobot Hacking.
Hes the comic releief, always cracking jokes, and getting into trouble. Basic stuff you know?

[bowserfan]

Name: Daymare
Mecha: Silver Eagle
Mecha Weapon 1: BoOoO!
Mecha Weapon 2: Creaky Creep
Mecha Weapon 3: Creepy Creak
Handheld Weapon: An Old Fan
Occupation: Alien Invader
Homeplanet: Mars

[happystickman]

Its kinda late, but ill try... Hammer up isnt really posting anymore.
3 weapons, so n00binator right?

[bowserfan]

Its kinda late, but ill try... Hammer up isnt really posting anymore.
3 weapons, so n00binator right?

Okay.

[happystickman]

You wake up... you must have dozed off... Thats bad when your on guard duty! Good thing they didnt catch you! you are currently on duty at base 4-12J, aka the 4th base in sector 12 of the the moon Jalf'klathr. Your by yourslef in the guard tower, and its quiet. Until...

BOOM!

You see a huge explosion, about a 150 Gorths away (1007 feet aprox) and the whole moon shakes...should you call in about it, wait and see what happans, or go see what it was?

[bowserfan]

Wait and see what happens.

[happystickman]

You wait for the dust to clear and you see... a massiver crater. Biggest you have ever seen. huge scorch marks, and if you squint... you can see a small metalic ball...

[bowserfan]

Look at the small metalic ball...

[happystickman]

You cant, its too far away.

[bowserfan]

Then at the crater.

[happystickman]

Its huge, what about it? It has massive steep sides, and.. thats about it...

[bowserfan]

Look UNDER it.

[varkarrus]

We search for survivors.

[thingie]

i ues my lazor drill on both bandit's

[Max]

Ugh! This is getting frustrating, I've got claws right?
I shoot shockblast and then quickly rip his armor with my sharp claws, I am an eagle after all!
Then shoot fireball after fireball, follow up with a nose-dive while shooting plasma lasers

[Draconis Feral]

Go hunting really large prey with my mech's weapons.

[happystickman]

In or out of your mecha?

You dont have claws, thats just like a name and vague picture, but iIll change it slightly to get around that. You fire shockblasts all around to get rid of his cloakig device. You hit him, but the device mustbe grounded, it doesnt stay down long enough!
*Hint* (He has a heat seeking cannon right? One that has a massive shell?)

You smash your drill into one of them, ripping his chest to pieces, but there too far apart to hit both, they other one does a flip and does a BANDIT! PAWNCH!!! Knocking you down. 1 Bandit Down! Mean while, the bandit lord gets up, and start barraging you with submachine gun fire.

Its a crater, how do you look under it?

You start trying to find large prey, but you cant find anything much larger than you NOT in your mecha.

[varkarrus]

Out of our mecha, but with handheld weapons equipped. And every time we move to a new part of the residential area, we bring our mechas with us so we can quickly run to them in case of peril.

[happystickman]

You go into the residental area, mecha's on wireless tranceivers. There are 3 main areas, uppper class, middle class, and the large apartment complex in the center. Which do you scout first?

[varkarrus]

Upper class.

[happystickman]

*Note on allies, you can send allies in away to differant parts aka, split up, put you have no control over there other people until you reunite, you also have no control over alies in your party, you can only tell them to do things, and they should do it, there personality may cause them to do otherwise. You all have radio's to call each other if you are seperated, however, they can be broken or lost.*

You head into the upper class, and some of the building look differant. There are strange roundish objects on them, and strange interfaces build in some of them. Conrad cracks a joke saying he thinks there zombie control interfaces. Right.

[varkarrus]

Enter the buildings.

[happystickman]

You enter a building, and see... nothing.. the building is complelty empty. All the furniture is gone, and all that is ther are strange bud like thing s on the ceiling...

*Hint* Have you played SWC?

[varkarrus]

Prepare our weapons for a xeno assault.

[Max]

Hit the heat seeking cannon, I've got nothing else!
Then go down and hit him again with fireballs until he catches fire!

[Draconis Feral]

Try find some space pirates, kill them and salvage their equipment.

[happystickman]

*Spoiler, if you really are getting fruatrated... The heat seeking cannon, when fired, will show his position, becuase you can see where the shell was fired from! Provoke him into firing the cannon! What you did, didnt work.

You ready your weapons. The bud things seem to agravated... they are shaking around violently.

You fly up into space. The moon your on is very small, and has a thick asteroid feild. A notoruis band of pirates have a base on one of the asteroids. If you can destroy it, the police force will pay well. You dont know where it is though.

[varkarrus]

FIRE! I use my hacker as a hand to hand weapon.

[happystickman]

The buds burst open! Hubdreds of small aliens come swarming out! The other commandos start blowing than up, but most guns cant hit them! A couple of larger aliens bust though the windows, oh no! they start to bring up there weapons... alien lazors.

[Draconis Feral]

Twin engine/thrusters right?
Play with the throttles so it looks like I'm having engine problems. Keep engine power levels from matching. Power down my weapons as far as I can and still be able to use them quickly.
Look helpless and go hunting.:twisted:

[varkarrus]

Level 5 Multitasktech -> Stomp on little aliens while firing at big aliens!

[Max]

I fly around all the place taunting him and calling him a chicken and saying that he should fight like a real um....person with a mecha!

[Hammer Up!]

I look for stuff.

[bowserfan]

Errr...you are replaced with me.

Ontopic: Call someone if anyone can do anything to it.

[thingie]

i ues my plasma cannon on the loed
and then ues my ~ gun on the badnit

[Max]

Did this thread die or something, battle continue

[happystickman]

This thread has died with Vark. Goodbye

[bowserfan]

This thread has died with Vark. Goodbye
Why?!? :(

[happystickman]

Cause, he was mazing at this...

[Max]

Goodbye mecha War RPG, may you rest in piece with every other thread that has died while fighting:(

[happystickman]

April fools! You guys should read edits! Ill do stuff in a little while.

[Max]

Aww man you pranked me!:(
No one has been able to do that and now you made me lose my title of prankmaster (it was given to me by my classmates).

[. Yellow Wizard .]

Is there a slot for me?

[happystickman]

No, im sorry, If a spot opens up, sure.

Ok guys, heres the deaelo, I dont want to go back and read all of the replies, so this is what im going to do. If you still want to play, post here within 48 hours. Starting. NOW. After the dealine, ill start again.

[bowserfan]

Yes! Another chance, I continue.

[Max]

Continue with pride!!!!!

[thingie]

continue i may be late but iv been playing wow

[happystickman]

Ok, I have to go to school, after school, ill continue.

[Max]

When is this gonna restart?

[happystickman]

Im too lazy. Go get the last posts by the last people, and ill continue.

[Max]

I fly around all the place taunting him and calling him a chicken and saying that he should fight like a real um....person with a mecha!

Errr...you are replaced with me.

Ontopic: Call someone if anyone can do anything to it.

i ues my plasma cannon on the loed
and then ues my ~ gun on the badnit

That's all I could get

[happystickman]

Ok, Max is now Red, bowserfan is now Blue, and thingie is now Green! Oh, and Yellow Wizard, if you still want to play, you can.

In a burst of intense lazyness, the robot goes up in a huge explosion! Luckily, he ejected in time. Everybody yells in victory for you. Unfortunalty, the battle lasted way longer then it sohuld have! You need to get home! FAST!

You call on your transcorder your supiror officer about it, he says he will send a engineer to your position.

All of the robots explode from a laziness overload. Huzzah! The store being robbed (That was it, right?) thanks you, and lets you have anything in the store you want! And geuss what... Is a wepeons shop! Yay! You can throw away one of your wepeons for another at this time.

[Max]

Whoosh away!

[happystickman]

You whoosh home in your mecha. You near your house, and start to pull back on the controls... But there jammed! SABOTAGE! No not the song... Actual sabotage! What do you do!

[Max]

Aah! Panic! Try to crash somewhere else instead of my house I guess, my mom will kill me if I break that vase another time

[happystickman]

There are 3 other places...

The park
An old building
or the small lake in the park

Pick one! QUICKLY!

[Max]

Th... wait......... um........ the lake

[happystickman]

Your steer the mecha into the lake...

SPLOOSH!

The mecha is badly damaged in the crash... And you stuck in the lake. Great. You about 500 feet from any shore. And you cant swim. CURSE YOU LOW BODY FAT CONTENT!!!!

How do you get to the shore?

[Max]

Use plasma laser cannon in the water. That'll blow the water up, maybe..

[happystickman]

That just vaporized the water on contact.. Maybe another weapon.

[Max]

Ummm.... Ok, next use the fireball to evaporate the water

[thingie]

weapon5: trackers X 200 > deflence drones X200