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TyTBone
03-02-2008, 06:17 PM
Hello?...Oh snap, sorry, I guess this isn't where I wanted to be. I was looking for the restroom. Down the hall and to the left? No, my other left? Oh okay, gotcha. Ha ha...

Well, anyway, before I leave: TM seems to be a section where the older info doesn't need to be kept. Old spam and old unimportant threads should be deleted from TM, I think.

Sooo...I guess this issue will still be burned to a crisp when I get back, so I think I'll go use the restroom and then go read every single stinkin' work of Shakespeare's before returning.

But before I go, I'd like to say a few words about Tom Cruise. Dear old Tom was once a man...until...he went on "Oprah" and jumped on a couch. Now he believes we're brainwashed space alien souls. Apparently.

Then there's Bono. He thinks we should save and give all our food for "the stahvin' childr'n." But what happens when THEY get all the food, and we have none? WHAT THEN?!

Let me know who else I should rant about.

Whoa, I should go now. My body is calling me away! *Shoots up into the air like Superman or Hugh Downs and flys away to the restrooms.*

*Comes back* Whoops...forgot my keys. *Leaves again.*

Wesley
03-02-2008, 08:33 PM
[snip]But before I go, I'd like to say a few words about Tom Cruise. Dear old Tom was once a man...until...he went on "Oprah" and jumped on a couch. Now he believes we're brainwashed space alien souls. Apparently.[snip]

Yeah, that was strange... I wish I had seen it first-hand.