Random Characters are not spam.

[Mr.Onion]

http://images.google.com/randomdirectory/anotherdirectory/404.invalidextension
Bring back teh Forg!

[Hammered]

This poll is enough to make a goth girl blush!

[souperzombie]

Onos! There is one which is uneven with the others!

[Mr.Onion]

That's probably because I voted a random selection of No!s...

PENGUINS VS. DUCKS!

[AtkinsSJ]

I voted no, meaning no. Always no. When I vote no I vote a thousand times no.

[AtkinsSJ]

Oops, I double-posted on purpose.

[AtkinsSJ]

Oops, I did it again.

[Hammer Up!]

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LOL!1003 VOTES!:lol:

[Mr.Onion]

No + No = No!


Also, the poll results should go in an inverse bell graph, because I say so and I am the creator of the poll.

[AtkinsSJ]

XD

Also, I say we should bring back Italian cheese. Because it is far superior to its imitations.

[Mr.Onion]

Ah the wonders of polls where one person can vote 147.857143 times each...

[AtkinsSJ]

I hereby christewn this 'Spam -2.0', as it is new, and yet the way it used to be.™

[Mr.Onion]

[WackieWatty]: Onomatopoeia! :D
[Hammered]: *completely

[Mr.Onion]

this was a triumph.
i'm making a note here:
huge success.
it's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
aperture science
we do what we must
because we can.
for the good of all of us.
except the ones who are dead.
but there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
you just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
and the science gets done.
and you make a neat gun.
for the people who are
still alive.
i'm not even angry.
i'm being so sincere right now.
even though you broke my heart.
and killed me.
and tore me to pieces.
and threw every piece into a fire.
as they burned it hurt because
i was so happy for you!
now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
and we're out of beta.
we're releasing on time.
so i'm glad. i got burned.
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
go ahead and leave me.
i think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe black mesa...
that was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
anyway this cake is great.
it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad i'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
and believe me i am still alive
i'm doing science and i'm still alive
i feel fantastic and i'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

[WackieWatty]

this was a triumph.
i'm making a note here:
huge success.
it's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
aperture science
we do what we must
because we can.
for the good of all of us.
except the ones who are dead.
but there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
you just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
and the science gets done.
and you make a neat gun.
for the people who are
still alive.
i'm not even angry.
i'm being so sincere right now.
even though you broke my heart.
and killed me.
and tore me to pieces.
and threw every piece into a fire.
as they burned it hurt because
i was so happy for you!
now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
and we're out of beta.
we're releasing on time.
so i'm glad. i got burned.
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
go ahead and leave me.
i think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe black mesa...
that was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
anyway this cake is great.
it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad i'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
and believe me i am still alive
i'm doing science and i'm still alive
i feel fantastic and i'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive
The cake is a lie!!!

On topic: I'd like to point out that I voted for No!

[AtkinsSJ]

4:50 [AtkinsSJ]: I think stage 2 of the Spam -2.0 movement should be to bring-back Spisboy.

[AtkinsSJ]

Spisboy
is enough to make a goth girl blush!

The message you have entered is blah blah, yakkety smackety, blah blah.

[Mr.Onion]

The message you have entered is

enough to make a goth girl blush!

Random fact #320698: Nostalgia only occurs to those who are very old.

[Hammered]

Exciting news: your post in this thread has won you a fabulous vacation!

[WackieWatty]

Yay!

Canada, here I come!
Canada - it's better there!;)

[AtkinsSJ]

By reading this post, you are hereby declaring that all your base are belong to teh forg.

[Mr.Onion]

By reading this post, you are hereby declaring that all your base are belong to teh forg.
This is not the meme you're looking for.

[Hammered]

See hot chicks at http://www.kfc.com

[WackieWatty]

Finger lickin' good!;)

[AtkinsSJ]

Com 2 teh aw3sum Unfunny, And Utterly Pointless Spam Thread!11!!!11 (http://hamumu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15263)

[Mr.Onion]

Bmup.

[souperzombie]

How come the last one has 1005 votes? I need to see a lawyer!
(LOLRANDOM)

[AtkinsSJ]

Hypno-toad compels you to wear a silly hat in public!

[Mr.Onion]

Hypno-hat compels you to wear a silly toad in public!

[souperzombie]

Hypno-Yerf compells you to Buy Dumb Games!

[AtkinsSJ]

Colonel Mustard: I am a random character. Please note my lack of spam. Wot wot.

[Roland]

onos, blushing goth girls!11111!!!!1oneone

Shpammapsh.

lalallalalala

[Connor S.]

An announcement to all people flying to canada- Your vacation has been canceled- you will now be ejected. thank you! :o

Double posting is bad! Everyone should learn to edit their posts! BLAH BLAH BLAH! And quoting things is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooverated. OHNOES> I made it one word but Im keeping it anyways

[AtkinsSJ]

It's certainly pointless and annoying, but I say you should keep it anyways. - Hooray! I'm a true Spisfan!

[Ryuinfinity]

I can't believe Hamerred posted in a spam thread!

[Connor S.]

I cant believe that this is not a never ever ina sate of negative spam thread.

[Ryuinfinity]

lol im a forg!!!

[Connor S.]

Whats a forg? :p

But seriously, I have something up my sleeve... :twisted:

And it really itches... Ouchie...

[drgamer]

Even amount of No!'s makes it a yes, it IS a rip off...

*destroys the bell curve*
Edit: 1010 votes on the last one... lolo! Hmmm, I can't seem to figure out how to vote again...

[happystickman]

Thats no moon! Its...

http://www.forward-moving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/38197-spam.jpg

[Maiden Japan 007]

This poll is enough to make a goth girl blush!


LOLOL!!

[Wesley]

Random fact #320698: Nostalgia only occurs to those who are very old.

ONOS! My cover has been blown! Yes, I'm old. I'm 15 years old. Don't look! I'm old! OLD!

Yay!

Canada, here I come!
Canada - it's better there!;)

Heh... Why, yes it is. Enjoy you stay in our warm...fun...cl..imate... Oh, and don't mind being dropped out of the plane. You'll land on a herd of timbits, which are a rare animal, exclusive in our country.

Je suis la chat. Meow!

J'ai chat. Meow. Phear the bad French!

Phear the quotes! PHEAR THEM!!!

[Ryuinfinity]

Blushing Goth Girl Frenzy:
:oops::oops::oops::oops:8)8)8)8):oops::oops::oops: :oops:8)8)8)8):oops::oops::oops::oops:8)8)8)8):oop s::oops::oops::oops:8)8)8)8)

[Hammer Up!]

Smileys!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

4:50 [AtkinsSJ]: I think stage 2 of the Spam -2.0 movement should be to bring-back Spisboy.

Same here! He looked like a great guy!

[Wesley]

Same here! He looked like a great guy!

He was! I don't remember much, but I know I liked him.

[Ufo-Man]

SPIS BOY IS BACK! oh wait, he was just eaten by the emporer master...

[blackmyth]

SPAMMAPS.

Invisimatext!

[Sillyman]

Note the inverse bell curve.

[Ryuinfinity]

Spamming is boring
Wrong! Blushing goth girls rock!Q!!!
:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::o ops::oops::oops::oops:
:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::o ops::oops::oops::oops:
:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::o ops::oops::oops::oops:
:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::o ops::oops::oops::oops:

[A_Pale_Cow]

How did 31 voters make 1020 votes???!!!???
Somewhat confused!

[AtkinsSJ]

stop doing that
*Lengthens*

[AtkinsSJ]

I feel the need. The need for bmup.

[happystickman]

Why wait? Grab a bottle of Cold Ones Dry, official drink of Tarachula

[varkarrus]

You know, I should really get around to locking this thread...

ONOS!1

[Mr.Onion]

That links to HSM's post! :p

[varkarrus]

You are wrong, puny onion

ONOS!! V.2.0!

[Hammer Up!]

Random fact:There are only 2 members that use Old Avatar and is active(and do not use Pumpkin Avatar).Hammer Up! and SpiderPumpkin.

[Wesley]

I used to use one, but I like my Holy Egg Angel more. Also...

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/____012/avecjetpackwx9.png

Look! It's a T-Rex with a jetpack!

[Hammered]

Random fact:There are only 2 members that use Old Avatar and is active(and do not use Pumpkin Avatar).Hammer Up! and SpiderPumpkin.
... and of those 2, one of them (Hammer Up) is using the avatar that I won in a contest - the one that was mine exclusively until I switched to the Newmumu one.

[Hammer Up!]

ok...:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

[Wesley]

That's okay. :) Nobody would have known that, except for Hammered, of course. Now, I'm off to find a cat with a jetpack...

[varkarrus]

If you strap a peice of toast (which always lands butter side down) to a cat (always lands on feet) you get a cat that levitates in midair, spinning a billion times a second

[AtkinsSJ]

Would that be a British or American Billion? American ones are much smaller.

[Mr.Onion]

Probably an American one, since both are over the speed of light.

[AtkinsSJ]

So... The cat actually goes faster than light, and so goes backwards in time! I'm going to have to buy a cat, so I can build a time machine. I wonder if the toast has to be kept warm to work - though the friction would probably make it so hot it would disintegrate. And the cat. One way trips only!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Ah, the splendor of physics (Definition: A term used to describe the overcomplication by scientists of why things happen in the universe.)

[Baconstrips]

Would that be a British or American Billion? American ones are much smaller.It may seem odd, but even though I'm American, I like the British definition of billion better. Isn't it a million millions?

[happystickman]

No, its 6547 76587768ths

[Ryuinfinity]

Only when the workers control the means of production may everybody dance now...

[AtkinsSJ]

It may seem odd, but even though I'm American, I like the British definition of billion better. Isn't it a million millions?
Indeed. 1,000,000,000 is just 'One thousand million'. Of course, there is the argument that you're never going to need to use a number as large as 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 (British trillion), but meh.

[AtkinsSJ]

I must only ever post again in Total Mayhem, or I will suffer a fatal 3000 error, and asplode half of Europe.

[Coolguy]

I will... asplode half of Europe.

Diabolical fiend! I wanted to do that! :p

[AtkinsSJ]

Oops, I did it by accident. Sorry, half of Europe!

[happystickman]

Which half? The inside or outside?

[Mr.Onion]

The up, obviously.

[AtkinsSJ]

ONOS! The 4077s came to get me! They must have gotten lost, silly Americans. :p