Funny, And Not Pointless Spam Thread

[ElMikkino]

Here, you don't post spam like this:

SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM

You post funny spam, like this:

I eated a you.

That's the funniest thing I could think of...anyway, funny spam away!

[ElMikkino]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/1000Dumb.png

1000% Dumb.

Posted as link to not stretch the tables!

[Pumpkineater]

FINALLY!!!a non-spam spam thread!
I am the master of the universe...
...HEY!I am a master of the universe mr. policeman...
...NO! I'm not crazy

[Mr.Onion]

Ich das thread gegessen.

[souperzombie]

I made you a cookie.
But I eated it.
Haha just kidding.
*Gives cookie*
The cookie is a nuke.
Boom.

[souperzombie]

Supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious.

[Pumpkineater]

99:99[CDL]THE SECOND SPAM OF TE WORLD
?9:AF[MOD]You get banned
40minutes later[DLF]ME BAXOREZ
00:00[Everybody else]ONOES

[ElMikkino]

DO NOT CLICK THIS! (http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/WeirdPicture.png)

Double post, yayz. Anywayz...

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z151/elmikkino/TheCakeIsALie.png

[Wesley]

I eated the cake. And then realized it lied to me. Why cake, why???

[TyTBone]

I eated the cake. And then realized it lied to me. Why cake, why???

Because cake everywhere is plotting a conspiricy against...um...non-cakey items...like us humans! Aaaaaahhh!!! Smash the boxes of Betty Crocker and crush the store-bought goods*!


MY Hamumu VERSION OF "300":

This is madness! THIS...IS...TOTAL...MAYHEM!

*Don't actually do this. I don't want to be responsible for millions of dollars in broken and sad cakes. :(

[Ufo-Man]

Hi kids, we are going to meet santa!
Kids: YAY!!!!
Random guy: Santa isn't real!
Kids: WAHHH!!!!!
Random guy: well, it's true!!!!
Naruto: Believe it!*gets hit by a brick*
Guy who threw brick: Gotcha!*gets hit by boulder*
Guy who threw boulder: Boulderball, go!*gets hit by a pie*

[Wesley]

Heh, you almost made a double-Naruto joke, if you had re-named the first or second guy.

[Ufo-Man]

Alternative ending:
Hi kids, we are going to meet santa!
Kids: YAY!!!!
Ok, line up, so you can meet SANTA!
Naruto wearing a santa hat: Santa!*pushes to the front of the line*
Naruto: Santa! i reall...(You know what) SAGE!
1 of the great sanin: HEY! DONT TELL THE KIDS!
Kids are staring at him
"Sage": I mean, HO HO HO!

[Wesley]

Funny, but I like the first one more.

[TyTBone]

Dad: Hey kids, we're going to visit Santa!

Kids: Yay!

(Kids and Dad go to the Mall)

Yu-Gi-Oh wearing a red hat: Hi kids, I'm Santa!

Kids:...

Yu-Gi-Oh: It's true! Here, have some presents, ho-ho-ho!

Smart-aleck kid: You are not Santa, you're that strange Anime character I
see in Toys 'R' Us and occasionally on TV.

Yu-Gi-Oh (annoyed): Ho-ho-ho! Well, what makes you say that, little boy?

Smart-aleck kid: Your pointy hair is about 5 feet tall, you have lightning
encircling you, and your mouth only changes
between two frames.

Yu-Gi-Oh (angry but hiding it): Ho! Well, you know what I think, little boy?

Smart-aleck kid: What, dude-with-the-spikey-hair?

Yu-Gi-Oh (taking off his mask): Pikachu, I choose you!

Kids: Ash?!

Yu-Gi-Oh/Ash-in-reality: That's right! I'm back and better than ever! (He dances around as the theme music plays.)

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oooh)
I will travel across the land
Searchin' far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside! (Power inside!)



Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta...*Whap!*

(Music stops)

Kids: What was that?

Yu-Gi-Oh/Ash-in-reality: Somebody threw a Pokeball at Willy my sound
operator and knocked him out! Willy, can you hear
me?

Willy: Uggghhh...

Yu-Gi-Oh/Ash-in-reality: Yes, Willy, I'm here...

Willy: Assshhhhh...I have a question before I die.

Yu-Gi-Oh/Ash-in-reality: Yes, Willy, ask me anything.

Willy: What happens when you finally...

...catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!

Kids: Well...that's was incredibly irritating.

Yu-Gi-Oh/Ash-in-reality: Yes, but I think we've all learned something today.

Kids: No we haven't!

Yu-Gi-Oh/Ash-in-reality: Actually! Wait, no, you're right...this was a really
dumb adventure.

Dad: I'm 45 years old. Will SOMEBODY tell me what the deuce just happened and why I feel the urge to...

...catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!

[rtys]

"Ends Just-i Phi the Means!"

[Ufo-Man]

Continued....

Everyone is laughing
Naruto comes out with a bunch of bricks
Everyone:...?
Naruto starts throwing bricks at everyone, KOing them.
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Random's voice: FINISH THEM!
Naruto:...? OK!
Naruto comes to "Finish" them, then Boupha comes out and smacks Naruto on the head with a hammer.
Boupha: Believe it!
Random's hand grabs boupha.

[Roland]

Hello, I'm Roland, and this post is absolutely hilarious!

[AtkinsSJ]

Hello, I'm Roland, and this post is absolutely hilarious!
XD It's true!

[ElMikkino]

Hello, I'm Roland, and this post is absolutely hilarious!

Believe it! XD

[Connor S.]

Hello, I'm Roland, and this post is absolutely hilarious!

Is SO funny! AHA :D

[souperzombie]

Death to normals!

[SpiderPumpkin]

You post funny spam
You mean like before Total Mayhem got nuked?

I think this is a job for...

GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WITH RANDOM KEYWORDS!

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/mr-potato-head-transformers.jpg

(^ That is also quite possibly the greatest thing ever.)

[Sillyman]

Off topic in a spam thread? What did they do, post something that makes sense? Or did you judge their post to be pointless or not funny? Both of those are subjective. Meh, it's still hilarious that they somehow made an off-topic post in THIS thread. CRAZY!

[SpiderPumpkin]

Off topic in a spam thread? What did they do, post something that makes sense?
Atkins started talking about Google and other people made posts about Google as well :D

Also:
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[Mr.Onion]

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[AtkinsSJ]

I'm quite offended - I thought I was bringing something of interest into this most wondrous of random threads.

[ElMikkino]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/7/itsfridaydo128494125666093750.jpg
Well, it's Saturday, but who cares!

[varkarrus]

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