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Pumpkineater
03-03-2008, 09:36 AM
Rules:
1)no spam
2)no spam
3)same


6:59 [Pumpkineater]: Hi
7:00 [rtys]: but im not gonna care
7:00 [WackieWatty]: Apparently, the cake is poisoned! :(
7:00 [Pumpkineater]: What cake?
7:02 [AtkinsSJ]: I'm not beingf sarcastic. Not even now. Seriously. Unfortunately, it still looks like I am.
7:02 [Pumpkineater]: Is this^ spam?
7:03 [rtys]: no
7:04 [Pumpkineater]: So what is your disgustiontopic?
7:04 [Pumpkineater]: So what is your disgustion topic?
7:04 [Mr.Onion]: :?
7:04 [AtkinsSJ]: Um, do you mean discussion, or disgust?
7:04 [AtkinsSJ]: Or both?
7:04 [Pumpkineater]: HUH
7:04 [Pumpkineater]: ?
7:05 [AtkinsSJ]: 'disgustion'; is not a word.
7:05 [Pumpkineater]: Sorry i had my mind someware else and i said random things
7:06 [rtys]: che
7:06 [Pumpkineater]: ese
7:06 [AtkinsSJ]: burg
7:06 [Pumpkineater]: lar
7:06 [Mr.Onion]: enheim.
7:06 [Pumpkineater]: Can't think anything
7:07 [rtys]: nah
7:07 [AtkinsSJ]: rrative
7:07 [Pumpkineater]: nah
7:07 [Mr.Onion]: With the dark.
7:07 [AtkinsSJ]: Puppy, Rabbit, Kitty, Dictator.
7:08 [Mr.Onion]: My mind naturally turns to taxidermy.
7:08 [Pumpkineater]: My is hasing money
7:08 [AtkinsSJ]: Taxidermatollogically tested.
7:09 [rtys]: im gonna do stuff
7:09 [AtkinsSJ]: ing of animals.
7:09 [Mr.Onion]: XD
7:10 [Pumpkineater]: What is IMO?
7:10 [Pumpkineater]: and XD?
7:10 [AtkinsSJ]: In My opinion.
7:10 [Mr.Onion]: XD is a smily.
7:10 [AtkinsSJ]: Sorry, should have though of that.
7:10 [rtys]: "Another Faiz?"
7:10 [Pumpkineater]: thanx
7:12 [rtys]: *EXCEED CHARGE*
7:12 [WackieWatty]: Wow - this is fun
7:12 [Mr.Onion]: What is fun? :whistle:
7:13 [Hammered]: I must add a character to Spamumu Tu that randomly shows up and gives you a can of Supreme Squeezy Cheese - his name will be SqueezeLord
7:13 [Pumpkineater]: HI
7:13 [Mr.Onion]: XD
7:13 [AtkinsSJ]: XD
7:13 [rtys]: Hiyyaaaa!!!!
7:13 [WackieWatty]: XD
7:13 [Pumpkineater]: ninja'd
7:13 [Pumpkineater]: XD
7:14 [rtys]: *performs a Crimson Smash"
7:14 [rtys]: "destroys an enemy and it turns to ash w"
7:14 [Hammered]: performs Block Meaningless Attack on the entire chatroom
7:15 [Pumpkineater]: says thanx
7:15 [AtkinsSJ]: But Meaningless nevermeant to hurt anyone! :(
7:15 [rtys]: says:im just showing what a Crimson Smash does to an enemy
7:15 [Mr.Onion]: casts Protection from Spam
7:15 [WackieWatty]: says 'Yu Wha???'
7:16 [Pumpkineater]: destroys spam protection and kills spam
7:16 [rtys]: but apprentely you dont seem to be the audience im looking for
7:16 [WackieWatty]: Why has ElMikkino started a new spam thread?:baby:
7:16 [rtys]: to show this
7:16 [Mr.Onion]: Because he's silly.
7:16 [AtkinsSJ]: This is not the droid you are looking for.
7:16 [Pumpkineater]: He isn't
7:17 [Pumpkineater]: That was the best spam thread ever
7:17 [rtys]: ether way, let me practise or something
7:17 [WackieWatty]: How?
7:17 [Mr.Onion]: http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173621&postcount=24 (http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173621&postcount=24)
7:17 [AtkinsSJ]: I concur! Herr Zweibel's is much better.
7:17 [rtys]: nothing of your concern
7:17 [WackieWatty]: I was talking to Pumpkineater
7:17 [Pumpkineater]: It was the only non-spammy thread
7:18 [Mr.Onion]: I didn't realise Atkins spoke Germa.
7:18 [Mr.Onion]: *German.
7:18 [Mr.Onion]: http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173622&postcount=24 (http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173622&postcount=24)
7:18 [AtkinsSJ]: I don't, but my small orange book does.
7:18 [WackieWatty]: Why did ryu's post count get dropped to 0?
7:19 [Mr.Onion]: It should be a Little Red Book.
7:19 [AtkinsSJ]: No, it's most definitely orange.
7:19 [rtys]: cause an Undead eated it
7:19 [AtkinsSJ]: It also has a large penguin on it.
7:19 [Mr.Onion]: :weird:
7:20 [WackieWatty]: Have you seen his sig?
7:20 [WackieWatty]: Ryuinfinity: Cause of the second spamocalypse!
7:20 [WackieWatty]: ??
7:20 [AtkinsSJ]: Yes. He smells of team spirit.
7:20 [Pumpkineater]: It's lies
7:20 [AtkinsSJ]: is now really away. Well, almost.#
7:20 [Pumpkineater]: there isn't any spamocalypse2
7:20 [WackieWatty]: Well, if he does eventually cause it, no doubt that he'll be banned :p
7:20 [rtys]: "Gotta Shake you up,to Give my love, Gotta Shake you to up, to Play an Ace~"
7:21 [Pumpkineater]: STOP chat-spamming
7:21 [rtys]: i gotta tell wesley about that
7:22 [WackieWatty]: I think Wesley is too busy doing other things
7:22 [rtys]: cant i test and estimate how long a portion of a song's lyrics are int his chat
7:22 [WackieWatty]: Such as going to school
7:22 [Mr.Onion]: No.
7:22 [rtys]: not too long i see
7:23 [rtys]: perfect desu~
7:23 [Mr.Onion]: "desu" is not a word. Please try again.
7:23 [rtys]: :whistle:
7:24 [WackieWatty]: Teh subliminal-ness burns!
7:24 [Pumpkineater]: BAXORZ
7:25 [WackieWatty]: ZROXAB?
7:25 [rtys]: hmpt i felt today everyone ehre doest seem to like me very much, im gonna lurk
7:25 [Pumpkineater]: 1337 15 /-\|_||=|_||_|_
7:25 [Pumpkineater]: 1337 is awfull
7:26 [rtys]: all well forget about wesley
7:27 [WackieWatty]: Audio Surf!!!
7:27 [rtys]: im gonna watch stuff
7:27 [Mr.Onion]: Audiosurf is great...
7:27 [Mr.Onion]: but I'm not here.
7:28 [Mr.Onion]: How's that for a non-sequitor? :p
7:28 [WackieWatty]: Neither is the other one
7:28 [WackieWatty]: Sorry, I don't speak German
7:29 [rtys]: "prepared to be Starlight Breakered/Befriended!"
7:29 [rtys]: i lold
7:29 [Pumpkineater]: you spammed
7:29 [rtys]: cant i quote someone?
7:29 [Pumpkineater]: no
7:29 [Pumpkineater]: kicks spam outa here
7:30 [rtys]: the rules dont say that dude
7:30 [WackieWatty]: Who spammed?
7:30 [Pumpkineater]: rtys said i loled
7:30 [WackieWatty]: It wasn't me!
7:30 [WackieWatty]: Only without the e
7:30 [Pumpkineater]: sorry i lolled too
7:31 [rtys]: the spammers in the forum.Moon~
7:31 [Pumpkineater]: the spammers in the forum got banned
7:31 [Pumpkineater]: atleast some of them
7:32 [rtys]: Ryu is still out there
7:32 [Pumpkineater]: No he isn't,I ate him
7:33 [rtys]: the atmosphere these days are terrible
7:33 [Pumpkineater]: mekes thread in TM

souperzombie
03-03-2008, 12:01 PM
7:45 [souperzombie]: MY EEEEYE....
7:45 [AtkinsSJ]: I am baked, and then there will be cake.
7:45 [TyTBone]: meh!
7:45 [TyTBone]: meh?
7:45 [souperzombie]: My eye is twitching like mad! Make it stop!
[Dumb Folks]: Mr.Onion has entered at 7:45
7:46 [TyTBone]: Here, have some anti-itch cream!
7:46 [AtkinsSJ]: Try a cattle prod!
7:46 [souperzombie]: Its twitching, not itching.
7:46 [TyTBone]: anti-twitch cream, then
7:46 [souperzombie]: And why would I stab myself in the eye with a cattleprod?
7:47 [TyTBone]: :!: Hazardous waste usually helps...
7:47 [TyTBone]: Oh, and hello Mr. Onion
7:47 [souperzombie]: Onion, my eye is twitching, what do you recomend?
7:48 [souperzombie]: You smart, smart person?
7:48 [souperzombie]:
7:48 [souperzombie]: Its been twitching for about an hour now.
7:48 [souperzombie]:
7:48 [AtkinsSJ]: Not stab, prod. It might stop it twitching. Or you could try removing it.
7:48 [AtkinsSJ]: Wow.
7:49 [TyTBone]: Use stainless steel tweezers...
7:49 [souperzombie]: 8s
7:49 [TyTBone]: yea...
7:49 [Mr.Onion]: Wow?
7:50 [souperzombie]: :cry:
7:50 [AtkinsSJ]: Oooooh. [Link]
[Dumb Folks]: Roland has entered at 7:51
7:51 [souperzombie]: My eeeeeye......
7:51 [Roland]: Back from BRb
[Dumb Folks]: WackieWatty has entered at 7:52
7:52 [souperzombie]: Hi...
7:52 [TyTBone]: Hey...
7:52 [souperzombie]: My eye...
7:52 [souperzombie]: Makes the pie...
7:52 [Roland]: Welcome back!
7:52 [souperzombie]: Lie...
7:52 [souperzombie]: Then die...
7:53 [TyTBone]: well, I guess I'll go do something else. bye!
7:53 [souperzombie]: My eye...
7:53 [TyTBone]: :sigh:
[Dumb Folks]: TyTBone has left at 7:53
7:55 [souperzombie]: My eye will be twitching for all eternity.......
[Dumb Folks]: WackieWatty has left at 7:55
7:56 [souperzombie]: Dont leave me and my evil eeeyeee....
7:57 [souperzombie]: :no:
[Dumb Folks]: Jamul has entered at 7:59
7:59 [Roland]: Hello!
7:59 [souperzombie]: Jamulio!
7:59 [souperzombie]: My eye is twitchity.
My eye is still twitching......

Connor S.
03-03-2008, 03:01 PM
5:57 [Connor S.]: Icanhazacheeseburger?
5:58 [SpaceManiac]: Youcanhazacheeseburger.
5:58 [Connor S.]: ICANhazcheeseburger?
5:58 [Connor S.]: yeay
5:58 [Connor S.]: Icanhazcheeseburger
5:58 [Connor S.]: ohhhh
5:58 [Connor S.]: Pasaidnocheeseburger
5:58 [Connor S.]: Icanbesad?
5:59 [SpaceManiac]: Youcanbesad.
5:59 [Connor S.]: Icanhasbeensad
5:59 [Connor S.]: :(

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TyTBone
03-03-2008, 09:49 PM
11:35 [.Blue Dwarf.]: And using that gold, I shall rule the world!!!
11:35 [TyTBone]: When the World Bank crashes...
11:35 [TyTBone]: And aliens invade whilst the Mayans come back in 1212...
11:36 [Coolguy]: Everything bad happens in 2012
11:36 [Coolguy]: Not 1212
11:36 [Coolguy]: Atlantis will rise again
11:36 [Coolguy]: And a meteor will land on it
11:36 [TyTBone]: I'm sure something bad happend back in 1212!
11:36 [Blackduck]: everything good happens in 19something
11:36 [Coolguy]: And aliens will come out of hte metoer
11:36 [Coolguy]: And cause a plague
11:37 [Blackduck]: but it didn't happen
11:37 [Blackduck]: or did it =3
11:37 [Coolguy]: And that plague will turn people into zombies
11:37 [rtys]: "My Rose shall only protect the Beautiful"
11:37 [TyTBone]: When the world's livestock go crazy...
11:37 [Coolguy]: While the aliens, meteors, and invading Atlanteans also cause minor issues
11:37 [Coolguy]: Yes, the livestock go crazy and start farming PEOPLE
11:37 [Blackduck]: luckily I will take a trip into the deep hamumu galaxy by then
11:37 [TyTBone]: Also, don't forget about the Warming of the Universe!
11:38 [Blackduck]: on my roroket shi
11:38 [Blackduck]: *ship
11:38 [.Blue Dwarf.]: Well, I'm going to eat myself to escape
11:38 [Blackduck]: that I'm intending to buy at a flee market
11:38 [Blackduck]: I'll be sure to test fly it at the moon
11:38 [Blackduck]: and maybe shack hands with some extraterestials
11:38 [Coolguy]: Yeah, the Earth will explode in flames from global warming
11:38 [.Blue Dwarf.]: But don't eat the moderators...
11:38 [TyTBone]: And Big Brother's going to fill your mind to cause you to buy crud...
11:38 [Blackduck]: all the above posts were inside jokes
11:38 [Coolguy]: And the flames will unearth dinosaurs which have been hiding under the ground for millions of years
11:39 [Coolguy]: And yeah, Big Brother takes over
11:39 [Blackduck]: if you get the jokes they're all in your head
11:39 [TyTBone]: As well as aliens and predators...
11:39 [rtys]: Onii-chan is watching you
11:39 [Coolguy]: Yeah, 2012 isn't going to be a very fun year
11:39 [Coolguy]: Portals to happy pony land will probably open up, too
11:39 [TyTBone]: And portals start poping up around the world after the Lamba team messes with physics...
11:39 [Coolguy]: And they'll force us to be happy
11:39 [Coolguy]: Darn those Llamas
11:39 [Coolguy]: Oh, wait, Lamba
11:40 [Coolguy]:
11:40 [TyTBone]: And the Combine force us to use their brand of toilet paper!
11:40 [TyTBone]: Oh, and Llamas will spit acid...
11:40 [rtys]: anyway im gonna let loose a little
11:40 [TyTBone]: And Black Sheep will gnaw on us...
11:41 [rtys]:
11:41 [TyTBone]: While the Earth's Core stops moving...
11:41 [Blackduck]: unfortunatly this means no more of Jamul's game will be done because they will all be destroyed in 2012 when his
cpu crashes. This may not be the worst event but it's probably bad enough for it to be what he was talking about.
11:41 [TyTBone]: And the next day (the day after tomorrow) brings snow and freezing rain and death and destruction...
11:41 [Coolguy]: And the snow will be on fire!
11:42 [Coolguy]: And there wil lbe acid rain mixed with the snow
11:42 [TyTBone]: Flaming snow will consume us all!
11:42 [TyTBone]: As well as Cheetos...
11:42 [rtys]: And Guze No Tomogara devour Earth's population of POE
11:42 [Coolguy]: Which lands on the dinosaurs, mutating them into biogenetically enhanced super-dinosaurs
11:42 [TyTBone]: From the future!
11:42 [Coolguy]: Flaming acidic snow
11:42 [Blackduck]: I just noticed we're talking about doomsday
11:42 [Coolguy]: Oh, yeah, and there's probably lightning bolts, too
11:42 [Blackduck]: CL should be here
11:42 [Coolguy]: We are?
11:42 [TyTBone]: That go on a rampage eating the living and destroying the dead...
11:42 [Coolguy]: Oh, yeah, there'd be a robot revolution
11:42 [Coolguy]: The refridgerators will attack first
11:42 [TyTBone]: Robots will go into the future to stop the past...
11:42 [Coolguy]: By falling over on people
11:42 [TyTBone]: I thnk
11:43 [TyTBone]: Oh...movie "Maximum Overdrive"
11:43 [TyTBone]: Cars will develop their own brains...
11:43 [Blackduck]: oh by the way
11:43 [TyTBone]: And start crashing on purpose...
11:43 [TyTBone]: eh?

Ufo-Man
03-04-2008, 07:48 PM
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Roland
03-04-2008, 09:13 PM
Wow, there should have been double-plus kicks there.

.Blue Dwarf.
03-04-2008, 09:41 PM
Bah, I don't think kicking would be needed for any of these... Or atleast the 2 that I have read...