Really Unfortunate Ways to Lose Mafia

[AtkinsSJ]

Meh, just came into my head:

Being the lyncher of someone who is mafia killed on Night 1.

[Coolguy]

Being WackieWatty and a survivor that has to live to Day 1.

[Connor S.]

Being ufo and randomly lieing as a townie.

[Roland]

Being a survivor and having Coolguy as your lyncher.

[AtkinsSJ]

(Ahem, I didn't intend for this to become full of attacks and flaming.)

[drgamer]

Being Onion and a night invulnerable townie, who gets lynched on Day 1. Or anyone I suppose. But Onion is ALWAYS evil :whistle:

Regen as a person who gets lynched by only one vote (or a few) and people jokingly vote him because of his 'claim'

[Ufo-Man]

Being Connor, a Jester, and yelling out "(Random Name) is a mafia!" and finding out that (Random name) was the 1 and only mafia.

[Connor S.]

Being a "person who wants soebody else dead" (a role I just made up, where that person is a townie, with no vote. they just want the target person to die some way)

And have the target person bullet proof and lynchproof.

EDIT: Lol, ufo, that is hilarious, Yes. that happened to me once. it was very funny. I lost. the townies loved me though. I claimed as a cop, said the person I "inspected" was mafia, and when we lynched him, he was! XD

[AtkinsSJ]

(Ahem again, louder this time, names are mostly irrelevant. And playing badly isn't unfortunate, really.)

[drgamer]

Perhaps being unable to speak, other people not knowing that, and you get random lynched on day one, and you happen to be the only one on your side...

Or being the last mafia, needing to get one townie lynched to win. And you hammer vote someone who has the effect of deadifying the person who last votes on you

[Coolguy]

Being a Mafia and needing to get rid of only one more townie to reach ultimate victory. Once that townie appears to have enough votes to lynch, you laugh evilly and announce you were the real mafia... then it turns out that you miscounted the votes. :p

[drgamer]

Or the same situation, but you didn't miscount and you get modkilled.

Almost happened to me...

[Ufo-Man]

mis reading your role, thinking you are a jester, when you are a survivor.

[Coolguy]

Or the same situation, but you didn't miscount and you get modkilled.

Almost happened to me...

I recall that incident very well, you silly evil clown! :p

[drgamer]

You were evil too! :p

A role who has to hammer votes, or get modkilled, and end up miscounting the votes and thinking that you can vote.

[ElMikkino]

Being CG, and lasting till day 1:mrgreen:.

[Blackduck]

Playing A B3 mafia game and when it starts (somebody) goes in the chatroom and complains about all ways getting attacked by mafia on night 1(This is why you don't mafia chat)

[Coolguy]

You might want to read Atkins' posts, BD. :p

[Blackduck]

How is that targeting somebody? That is a good example of how to get modkilled or somebody sees your post and quotes it against you so you lose. Before the edit I just made an example which was what inspired me.

[regeneratorizer]

This is off topic, but if I were a jester, what would I do? Would that be like, me NOT claiming mafia?

Anyways, back on tropic. A really bad way to lose in mafia:

OK, so you are in a carnival, right? You are a townie, along with two other people, and there are also two mafia. You have pretty much figured out who the mafia is, but one of the townies points at you and says "I've had it with your evil ways!" and votes you off. Then the two mafia that the advantage and vote, too, making you die, and stuff.

I just totally made that up, without any help from anyone. Ever.

[Hammered]

Yes, Regen, it was really very unfortunate when you did that to me, wasn't it? I mean, er, yeah, that situation that you totally made up would be very bad! ;)

[blackmyth]

Being a jester, and getting killed on night 1 is something I have yet to see, but it sounds unfortunate.

[Ufo-Man]

In regen's game.

[Sillyman]

Do your best to help but not be perfect and get accused of being scum because of it by a proven townie being stupid, thus being lynched on Lynch-Or-Lose.

[drgamer]

Being ninja'd by the host, while posting a vote or somesuch. And the host is VERY strict and modkills you.

[Pumpkineater]

Being a serial killer and also the role(I don't remember name)that is friends with somebody:twisted:

[Wesley]

Being a townie Mason that is partnered with a "Proven" townie mason, who is actually a mafia Mason, who feeds you all the wrong information bent on making the town lose.

[Hammered]

That one is especially helpful if there are two actually townie masons but they live in such different time zones that they have to communicate with each other mostly through the mafia mason. :D

* prepares to dodge items that are about to be thrown by Coolguy and WackieWatty *

[WackieWatty]

Haha :mrgreen:

I think that just being ME is unlucky, as mentioned by CG.
I'm so modest...

The problem with being helpful is that in future games you don't even get a chance to be helpful or not, before you're killed off. If you're not mafia-killed, then the town assume you're evil and lynch you off!

[drgamer]

That one is especially helpful if there are two actually townie masons but they live in such different time zones that they have to communicate with each other mostly through the mafia mason. :D

* prepares to dodge items that are about to be thrown by Coolguy and WackieWatty *
Now, why can't there be such a thing as PMs that don't rely on time zones to be sent?

Being in a game where the reason why one person couldn't be given a last gasp is ignored for the second person to be killed, and it turns out that thats the reason why you die, but you don't realize it until its too late (partially because you don't go onto the game 24/7...)

[Roland]

Hah, yeah, now that would be very annoying! :p

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[Mossysox]

The problem with being helpful is that in future games you don't even get a chance to be helpful or not, before you're killed off. If you're not mafia-killed, then the town assume you're evil and lynch you off!
When did that ever happen? :shock::mrgreen:

Being an Actor when there's a Bomb in the game....

[blackmyth]

It was one of the reasons that we now have the league split.

[PurpleKoopa]

Being a townie Mason that is partnered with a "Proven" townie mason, who is actually a mafia Mason, who feeds you all the wrong information bent on making the town lose.

*whistles*

It wasn't me! The eyeball trees made me do it!

[Coolguy]

*Throws Hammered's cat into alligator pond*

*And knocks the evil turtle in, too*

[drgamer]

*Throws Hammered's cat into alligator pond*

*And knocks the evil turtle in, too*

Saying that when Hammered and PK have the vote majority and you're the last mafia.

Misreading your role, thinking that you're lynch-proof, and joking that you're the mafia, while you aren't regen.

[Ufo-Man]

How about getting mindcontrolled, and having a day power to kill somebody, and the mindcontroller says for you to say "Kill: Myself!"

[Wesley]

*Throws Hammered's cat into alligator pond*

ONOS! *Saves Shadow*

Hmm... Another one would be if a reviver revived a mafia who's role wasn't revealed when they died for some reason.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You have a cop inspection that was mentioned in the night sequence in which you are killed, but everyone bandwagons on someone else before your last gasp.

The above is not based on how the town lost in Carnival Mafia.

[Davedude]

Cheeselord as a jester, with Roland with daykilling powers.

[blackmyth]

Replace 'jester' with 'bomb' for added hilarity. :p

[Coolguy]

Being a cult leader and having your first minion attempt protected and yourself inspected on the first night of the game. :p *Cough* Roland! *Cough*

[Pumpkineater]

Being the priest and get modkilled:shock::o

[Ryuinfinity]

For doing what?

[Ufo-Man]

SAying your role.:p

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Poor lil' old me as a jester, with Roland with daykilling powers.

*whistles* I have not been killed by bathtub terrorists (like Roland).

[varkarrus]

Being Roland or Cheeselord.

[A_Pale_Cow]

Stomping On A Butterfly!!!!
Lol
I Was Also A Lynchee In That Game:evil::evil::evil:

[Sillyman]

Y'know, you dying would have helped us.

[XspikerdudeX]

being suicidal, and having to kill yourse4lf night one, or, if you are a lover, and the other lover gets modkilled, then you have to die

[Coolguy]

Getting this role:

You are the Person The Host Doesn't Like! Your goal is to fail your objective. Ha-ha! Even if you somehow figure out a way around this paradox, I will change the game so that you still cannot win.

PS- I don't like you. You're stupid. And ugly too. Go die.

[Mr.Onion]

Of course, Jamul won't like the last line of that.

[Sillyman]

Paradox=Univarse destroyed. Luckily, it's in a game of mafia, so just the mafia game is destroyed. I still lose though. :p

[happystickman]

You objectve in every game is to win right? To win, lose. :p I solved the paradox! Bow to my greatness!

[Coolguy]

You objectve in every game is to win right? To win, lose. :p I solved the paradox! Bow to my greatness!

Obviously, if you 'win' using that, it will cause you to lose.

[happystickman]

Ahh but I LOST the game, The post said my Goal Was to fail my OBJECTIVE. Not my Goal was to fail my Goal. The objective is to win. So I DID Solve the paradox.

[Mr.Onion]

Your goal and objective describe the same thing! :p

[happystickman]

Ahh, But did it Say that?

[Coolguy]

In your case, you'd have lost the objective, causing you to win, but that would then just cause you to simply lose again. Whenever you win, then it will turn back into a lose. You still have neglected to solve it because it is impossible- You might as well go try to solve the ''The next sentence is false, this before one is true'' one.

[happystickman]

Its all with the word play. The last paradox is solved by this, You put a sentance inbetween, that says the right one is right. Simple

[Coolguy]

But that would be changing the paradox! :p You might as well just delete the word ''False'' and replace it with another ''True''.