Spam Battle 3:GET OUT OF happy pony land!!!!

[Ufo-Man]

This is the remake of Spam Battle. It will be like any other game, but you are in happy pony land. once we get 1000 posts, happy pony land will break from alll of the fighting.
Anyway, post what you look like and any artificial users you want if you want to join. I look like An Alien, with green skin, blue eyes, and flowing long golden hair. i have muscles, and can easily grab a bullet going at the speed of light.
LIST:

GOODGUYS:

RandyBADGUYS:

Redbone
TarrenOther:

Ufo-Man, he is both good and evil, yet, he has another third team.
Chaos, he goes his own way.
Sugartwinkle, ??? team
Death Shadow, His own team.GET TO SPAM FIGHTING!

[Wesley]

Eh, I'm done with Spam Battles right now... I might join later, however.

[Redbone]

I'll be a Baddy

[Ufo-Man]

we need at least 2 good guys and bad guys total to join.

[Ufo-Man]

Note: There will be no mod, but no godmodding. You can make your own stories, but nothing like "I suddenly kill everyone, so i win!"

[Redbone]

I joined the bad side >_<

[Ufo-Man]

you need to have a look.

[randerzo]

Name: Randy
Class: Death Knight(both Necromancer and Paladin)
Race:ShadowLight Elf
Age: 4
Appearence: A little boy with 3 inch long Pointed ears, Purple-ish blue skin, glowing green eyes and slivery hair. he wears Black plated armor with a Wine-Red trim and carries MagiGold(a type of gold stronger than Stainless Steel and about 3 times heavier than an action figure) Sword
Other: Will not attack unless he feels he is defending himself. he is innocent by nature
Side: GOODGUYS!

[randerzo]

Redbone: *throws a big rock at Randy's head*HEHEHE!
Randy: WAAAAAAAAAAAH! *summons a group of undead to attack Redbone*
Redbone: AH!*runs to get his weapon*

[Redbone]

we need at least 2 good guys and bad guys total to join.

.....

[Ufo-Man]

I will allow it.

[A_Pale_Cow]

Name: Tarren
Class: Pirate
Race: Atlantian
Age: 23
Appearence: Tan leather waist coat and trousers
White Shirt (Well I Say white I assume It was Once White)
Shoulder length black hair
Other:Tendancy to theive from others
Side: EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

[souperzombie]

Name: Chaos
Class: Destroyer
Race: Werepyre
Age: 104
Appearence:
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/avatars/AQ/Class%2520Symbols/werepyre-preview.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHPHuBzKjn6FHNhkPXO2ETZb3ScNA
Side: Um, Neutral. Goes his own way.
Notes: Can summon his own element-type, Darkfire. It can be in all 3 forms, Solid, Liquid, or Gas.

[Ufo-Man]

now, lets fight!

[Redbone]

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http://i31.tinypic.com/21e2qlu.pnghttp://i31.tinypic.com/21e2qlu.png

[randerzo]

Randy: ONOS!*gets undead to destroy the spam*

[souperzombie]

*Opens the contents of the spam and pours it all over Randy, then runs.*

[randerzo]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *holy light destroys the spam* grrrrrrrr....* cuts one of Chaos' wings in half*

[souperzombie]

Chaos: ..........Ow.
*Regenerates wing with darkfire*
Chaos: You've had it now! *Creates massive axe and starts attempting to smash Randy with it*

[randerzo]

*hides behind a rock and starts sobbing and whimpering* DONT HURT ME! IM JUST A KID!*puts up a holy shield*

[Redbone]

Torturing time!
http://www.nwiizone.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl-Wii-Boxart.jpg

[randerzo]

*RB cant get me cuz im protected by a Holy shield*

[Ufo-Man]

Suddenly, a rock hit's everyone, except randy.

[Redbone]

The land of broken images:
http://ldfahttp://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/
http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/
http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/
http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/
http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/
http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/
http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/http://ldfa/

[varkarrus]

Suddenly a chipmunk falls from the sky, creating a large crater in the middle of happy-pony-land. And thus was born the legendary sword, Sugartwinkle!

[Ufo-Man]

what team is he on?

[souperzombie]

*Grabs the Sugertwinkle and destroys it with darkfire*
Meh.
*Walks off randomly*

[randerzo]

* makes an enchanted sword of solid bone and offers it as a gift to Chaos with a happy look on his face* *Starts to speak in Elven language* Banthia conicos, morak choot kat kan yax UmbroFlam? Fract?(translation:Sword for you to use with your DarkFire? Friends?)

[souperzombie]

*Pauses for a second*
Flar U cal Coan, Wread Nieartz E Lonan Egan Preda Hiyf Fiyar.
(I have no need, I can make my own weapons from darkfire.)
*Shows of random mad skillz of creating pretty much anything from darkfire.*
Gearg Nar.
(So Long.)
*Randomly flys away somewhere*

[randerzo]

*looks dissapointed* huh? *Sees Ufo-Man* HI!

[Ufo-Man]

*gets ready for stooges slapping*

[Redbone]

Welcome to Happy Pony Land!
http://www.hasbro.com/media/media/My%20Little%20Pony%20Live%20Debut%20lo%20res.jpg


If you post at least 5 images in one post that are all different, I will give you 2000 tokens in Casino Night.

[Ufo-Man]

All gone.

[Redbone]

Great job, you broke the table. :(
Also, they have to be 5 different pictures.

[Ufo-Man]

There.
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[souperzombie]

The pain, THE PAIN!!!
*Smashes pictures of Happy Ponys*

[Ufo-Man]

Gives me points!

[Sonicfan7]

I'll join.



Name: Death Shadow

Age: ?????

Weapons: Sword, bow, mace, spear and others that he can summon at will.

Appearance: Black armor, and black helmet.

Powers: Magic.

Side: On my own side.

[Ufo-Man]

team.

[randerzo]

*trys to greet Death Shadow and ends up with an arrow in his arm*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *they get into a sword fight*

[souperzombie]

*Still killing happy ponies*

[Ufo-Man]

Smack whack bam! you just got stooges slap!

[Sonicfan7]

*cuts off Randy's arms, then sings U Can't Touch This*

[Redbone]

/me loads a bunch of links in my Website Cannon
www.com (http://www.com)
www.hamumu.com (http://www.hamumu.com)
www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
www.smashbros.com (http://www.smashbros.com)
www.sega.com (http://www.sega.com)
www.nintendo.com (http://www.nintendo.com)
www.yahoo.com (http://www.yahoo.com)
www.hotmail.com (http://www.hotmail.com)
www.wikipedia.com (http://www.wikipedia.com)
www.hamumu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15330&page=3 (http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15330&page=3)

[Ufo-Man]

I load some bananas into here.
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[Ufo-Man]

FIRE! All bananas start attacking everyone./

[Redbone]

.

Wow, a box.

[Ufo-Man]

You is hit by uba spam!

[Redbone]

I was hit by uba spam!

XDDDD!

[Ufo-Man]

You is hit by a pony!