Random Rpg

[fourwind]

Hello. welcome to random rpg. Here, you can live in a world of stupidity, and randomness. The only rules you must abide by are the ones I say.

1: No being mean. the most important rule.
2: No telling people they cant do stuff, unless its really ridiculous.
3: to avoid rule 2, no doing things really ridiculous
4: um..... gir rules. OK!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets give you an example:

Joe dude: I'm eating a sandwich witch gives me a thousand pieces of candy.
Joe guy: make me one too!
Joe girl: My name is weird, i wanna change it! im now the pony queen of candyness!
Jeffryblox: i want some candy! candy candy.
Joe girl: *gives everyone a million million candys*

kk. monsters and fighting allowed. so is flying ships, owning a restaurant, and eating candy sandwichs, while fending off evil zombies with apples on their nose's!

You get the point.

[fourwind]

Some guy in tights is puking chicken wings all over the desk.
Fourwind slaps him on the back of the head and says "no! no! bad, bad, puppy!" The guy whines and whimper's. then an evil ninja made of cheese and thumbtacks jumps through and over and under the wall ALL AT THE SAME TIME! then fourwind is like, OH NOES. then a thousand evil bats fall on the desk, and the puppy( the guy in the tights) eats them all. He burps then goes after the cheese ninja. he takes a bite, then gets stabbed in his tounge with a million million thumbtacks. Fourwind kicks the ninja, and gets a bunch of cheese in between his toes. and thumbtacks in the souls of his feet. the souls are like, "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!". souls in fourwinds feet are normal.

[fourwind]

then suddenly, fourwinds evil clone bursts into the room through the fire hydrant portal. "THIS IS A STICK UP! SEND ME YERF BUCKS! Plz?"
Fourwind gives his evil clone 1138 yerfbucks, but they go back in his pocket. cause they share the account. "UM...... SEND MY TWIN YERFBUCKS!"
(SO A SCAM TO GET YERF BUCKS)