Dear U.S. Army:

[regeneratorizer]

Hello, U.S. Army. It's me, Regeneratorizer! You know, we met at that party last month? The one with the Shrimp platter incident? Yeah, good times.

Anyways, I have a request. Could you please stop sending me that Army Recruiting junk mail? Pardon my French, but I surrender! It's nice to get mail every once in a while, but it's just annoying to get that propaganda every day. I can not and will not join your organization. Sorry!

With love, Regeneratorizer.

P.S. You have got to send me that Chicken recipe you were talking about. It sounds delicious!

[Pumpkineater]

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[regeneratorizer]

P.P.S. You should do some sort of fund-raising pageant. I'm sure it would raise moral, and public opinion. Men can be beautiful, too.