Post "Fake Code" Here!

[Ryuinfinity]

Fake code is a thing I invented. It is nonsense that looks enough like real code to trick a non-computer-user.
EX:

<virus>
{load="virus"?}

<?delete?>var=C:-death<*delete?>

(!set-var?all?toandto?31337!)

allDLL {
action:delete;
method:instant-recycle;
death:yes;
}

attempt-AVG {
CODE0=DEATHVAR
CODE1=DEATHVAR
CODE2=DEATHVAR
CODE3=DEATHVAR
}

DEATHVAR {
popup-summon:return true;
popup-death:return true;
photoshop-gradient:return-false;
style-set:win95;
}

code-death {
attachment-file:var.deathvar;
auto:yes;
reveal-password:immediate;
send-doc:target-computer-infect;
}
</virus>

[varkarrus]

<Playercheck>
If [player] = var[mom]
OR
If [player] = var[dad]
THEN
Variable [goriness] = 0

ELSE IF

Variable [goriness] = 65535
</playercheck>

<menu>
If mouse_x = Instructions_x,
And if Mouse_y = Instructions_y
And if Mouse_click = 1
Instructions = True
If mouse_x = Play_x,
And if Mouse_y = Play_y
And if Mouse_click = 1
Play = True
If [Instructions] = True
Then show string "haha suka! Instructions are 4 n00bs!"

If [Play] = True
Then Goto "Game_start"
</menu>


More code for this game later!

[AtkinsSJ]

if (true == false)
{
printMessage("ONOS! You asploded reality!");
peopleOfEarth.panic();
}

[ElMikkino]

if hamumu x, hamumu y step on 123,456
play MP3 "Hamumu Tune"

Meh.

[souperzombie]

If (true = 2+2=5)

Logic asplode
Meh.

[Ryuinfinity]

if var ?chaos? render-live straight?
all vector -live- all vector

[Julian]

if(!chaos)
{
fork while(fork)
}

[varkarrus]

If fork.x = eye.x
And If fork.y = eye.y

Play sound (looping): Blood curdling scream.

[Ryuinfinity]

Is that really family friendly? It made me cringe.

[varkarrus]

It did? Man, it's just a cartoony fork-in-the-eye!

[Ryuinfinity]

Still. Imagine how much that would hurt.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

It did? Man, it's just a cartoony fork-in-the-eye!

Ugh... My firend just showwed me a bit in a book today about a guy ripping someones eyes out... It was really descriptive and now I'm afraid to blink...(that's when he got the eyes)

Anyway, I think Jamul should delete that... Maybe...

[Ufo-Man]

now THAT makes me cringe.

[varkarrus]

hehe. He got his eyes pulled out while he was blinking. That makes me laugh. (no, I'm not really that sadistic. I would cringe if I saw it on TV. I cringe on heroes every time the self-regenerating cheerleader breaks a limb)

[Redbone]

If variable Bouapha is A WINNER!!!,

Set Current Life of Bouapha to 1
Set Max Life of Bouapha to 1
Summon Eensy Weensy at 1,1