Join the Atkins Army

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Join the Atkins Army. Take over Hamumu and then the Moon and then USA and then Britland and then Earth. Or be assimilated. Or be asploded into utter oblivioness like the pedandic foold you are.
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Atkins forever.

[Hammer Up!]

Do i get paid for that? :p

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

You will obtain delicious cake and clookies.

[AtkinsSJ]

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*Is suddenly very afraid*

[Mr.Onion]

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*Is suddenly very afraid*
I endorse this product, service or meme.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

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*Is suddenly very afraid*

Shhh.... we're supposed to be conquering the moon and Hamumu in your name!

[Connor S.]

NOOO! NOT THE MOON! Ill NEVER JOIN YOU!

Ahem, time for an absurd, yet appropriate, song to break into.
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(#)| WE LOVE THE MOOOOOOOON! Cause it is CLOSE TO US! We love the MOOOOON! But not as much as a SPOON, cause it is used for eating soup! Of course if that soup had lots of vegetables, You could always use a fork. Or a pair of, CHOPSTICKS!
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WE LOVE THE MOOOON! |(#)

Thank you, thank you.

[Ufo-Man]

I have been trying to take over hamumu forever! look at my sig! I mean.... *hits mindwave buzzer*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Joins, pulls out ice encrusted sword.

[Hammer Up!]

I'll join.
*Crushes random people*

[Sonicfan7]

My services must be bought........

If I get "delicious cake and clookies" How much do I get?

[Ubernoob]

Beautiful soup. Beautiful beautiful soup.

[Sillyman]

We must defend the Dumb! ...and most certainly not take it over for our own gain, no most certainly not...

Join the Sillyarmy! For Great Justice! ...fnord...

[Julian]

I join my own army! We have no weapons, but we have unpenetrable armor, because all we do is stand in the middle of the battlefield.

[AtkinsSJ]

Please don't start a war, as I'd feel responsible, even though I actually have nothing to do with all this.

*Is still confused*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Slashes Sillyman

[Wesley]

I join myself, and put me in charge of doing nothing.

[Sonicfan7]

I'll be the general.

[bobinator1992]

Pathetic fool. The Empire of Bobinator does not join with weaker armies. It does not conquer. It crushes. Everything.

[Mr.Onion]

The anti-bomb sitting under your throne says otherwise. :p

[drgamer]

If we join Atkin's Army, do we get Atkin's Yerfbucks?

...Someone had to say it.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Please don't start a war, as I'd feel responsible, even though I actually have nothing to do with all this.

*Is still confused*

Ssshhhh...... you're not supposed to let them know that. We are just fulfilling your old plot of taking over the Moon and Hamumu, just a little delayed.

[Mr.Onion]

Um, Atkins already took over the Moon, and several people tried to take over/destroy his moonbase.

[Roland]

Wow, Mr.O's on at this time.

Also, I think we need to start Counting Crows...

;)

[souperzombie]

*Takes over Hamumu, the Moon, USA, Britland and Earth while everybody is busy talking*

[AtkinsSJ]

Also, I already took over Hamumu, but I got bored. That was actually before the Moon Base.

[souperzombie]

Well I took it over after you took it over!! :p

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Bleg. I give up. Thanks for foiling my diabolical plan to cause mass hysteria throughout the forums Atkins.

[Ufo-Man]

*smiles and talks with Atkins how he took over*

[TyTBone]

You youngins' and all yer fancy weight-loss methods. "Atkins [diet] Army"...Bah! Back in my day, we didn't have all them fancy-smannchy friends to help us along. Weight loss was hard. Sure, you had yer WeightWatchers, but it twas expensive and those people warn't yer friends! Most of the time you had to suck in your gut or git a girdle. And if ya didn't want to do either of those, then you were an outcast who walked lonely through the desert until you WALKED and/or MELTED the fat off, whichever happened first. Soooo... git offa mah lawn!

[AtkinsSJ]

Bleg. I give up. Thanks for foiling my diabolical plan to cause mass hysteria throughout the forums Atkins.
Well, you did cause hysteria in my head, sort-of. I'm still quite confused by all this.

[Hammer Up!]

Pathetic fool. The Empire of Bobinator does not join with weaker armies. It does not conquer. It crushes. Everything.

No.I crush you.

*Crushes bobinator 100.000 times*