Path RPG

[Redbone]

5 villagers have come across three paths. Where to go?

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)

All you need is "I sign up!" and choose an item:

Water: One jug of water.
Sword: A sword. (TAKEN!)
Dice: Here's a something. Can't decide on something, just pick which sides should have which actions (6 sides) and an action will be randomly chosen! (TAKEN!)
Cash: Only five dollars.
Shovel: Digging tools can come in handy! (TAKEN!)
Axe: You'll need this in forests! (TAKEN!)
Laptop: With Internet Connection, but you are limited to Google, the sites Google gives, and Dr. Lunatic Supreme with Cheese. (TAKEN!)
One starter item for each hiker. Don't worry, you will get items on your adventure.

[souperzombie]

I sign up with an axe.

[Hammer Up!]

I sign up with a Laptop!

[BunnyBot 5000]

i sign up, sword

[supersilver]

Laptop, pleese! *hacks bunnybot to bits*

[Kerma]

*signs up with fuzzy dice*

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I sign up with a laptop. Edit: Phooey, I'm #6

[Redbone]

Three people rush for the laptop. Hammer Up hammers supersilver and The Ninja of Frozen Milk out of the way. Hammer Up obtained a Laptop!

Kerma grabs the dice, thinking if he should take it. He decides all even numbers as leave it, and odd numbers as take it. He rolls a 3! Kerma obtained a Dice!

souperzombie went somewhere to get an axe. He asks for it, but he must eat soup! souperzombie gobbles it down, and chugs it, and voila! souperzombie obtained an Axe!

BunnyBot 5000 goes to a counter with different sharp objects. All the maces and stuff were too expensive, so BunnyBot 5000 obtained a Sword!

The Ninja of Frozen Milk was discovered to be a secret spy! Redbone called the guards, and they took him away. Even ninja skillz couldn't get him loose! The Ninja of Frozen Milk was Banninated!

supersilver, please choose a new item.

[supersilver]

this is unfair. i didnt know there could only be ONE laptop. and why are you choosing hammer up? seriously, rethink the rules.

[Connor S.]

He's choosing Hammer Up because he was first. He doesnt need to rethink the rules because

A: Its his game

B: The way hes doing it is perfectly logical and fair.

[Redbone]

I actually expected supersilver to say that, don't know why.
Just pick a new item, before customers buy them.

[Redbone]

I am going to give supersilver 48 hours to pick a new item, or I will just pick one for him and the game will start.

[Redbone]

supersilver Skype (GET IT NOW)d me saying he gets shovel. So we must start.

The five go on a hike, but they get lost in the middle of a forest. Where to go?
Two paths, left and right.

[BunnyBot 5000]

ummm... Let's go left?

[Hammer Up!]

Ok,go left.

[souperzombie]

Left.

[Redbone]

Oh yah. I forgot, it takes three people to choose which path to go.

So, everyone goes left. But wait, there are only 7 trees to the forest, and both paths lead to the same place! Oh well.

There's a dirt road to the right, but are you seeing things, or is there a sign that says GIVEAWAY to your left? You go over. There is a USB Flash Disk that goes into computers, a Cell Phone that has the phone number 777-777-7777, what seems to look like a Bag of Apples, and a GameBoy Color with Pokemon Blue inserted. Who takes what? Of course, an item per person.

[Hammer Up!]

I like Number 7:p.I will take the cell phone.

[souperzombie]

I take the gameboy!

[Hammer Up!]

wait.i can switch items?I decided i want other item...

[Redbone]

Yes you can.

souperzombie needed to have fun during his hiking trip, so he obtained a GameBoy Color and Pokemon Blue!

Hammer Up! likes the lucky seven, so he took the Cell Phone, but now he wants to switch items!

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, Cell Phone???)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)

[BunnyBot 5000]

i want the apples

[Redbone]

BunnyBot 5000 thought of how hungry he would be and took the Macintosh! Err... the Bag of Apples! The bag had 10 Apples in it.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, Cell Phone???)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 10 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)

[Hammer Up!]

USB Flash Disk.

[Redbone]

Hammer Up! put the Cell Phone back and took the USB Flash Disk! You can now plug it into your laptop!

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 10 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)

There is a Cell Phone that has the phone number 777-777-7777. Who takes what? Of course, an item per person.

[Hammer Up!]

*Connect the USB Flash Disk in the Laptop*

[souperzombie]

*Plays Pokemon Blue*

[BunnyBot 5000]

*eats an apple*

[Redbone]

Hammer Up! inserts the USB Flash Disk into his Laptop. In the disk, there is a file called bouaphagame.dlw, Skype which doesn't seem to have a registered account yet, and Yerf Maze 2. So this person was either a Hamumu user, or a forum lurker.

souperzombie plays Pokemon Blue. There is a save file that has all the gym badges, full 100% complete PokeDex, and 31337 (Whatever, I don't know how to spell it) Four completed.

BunnyBot 5000 eats an Apple. He gains energy!

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 9 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)

There is a Cell Phone that has the phone number 777-777-7777. Who takes what? Of course, an item per person.

[Hammer Up!]

HU::)
*Play Yerf-Maze 2*

[Redbone]

Hammer Up! plays Yerf-Maze 2. But wait, what's this?

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED! D=

At least you got away before it invaded your screen. You renamed the file to Rick Roll.

[souperzombie]

I check the pokemon that I have and their moves. :p

[Redbone]

souperzombie checks his Pokemon. He has MISSINGNO. and 'M. Wait, what? It looks like whoever owned this copy of Pokemon Blue was a glitcher!

[souperzombie]

Ahh! Missingo!
Oh well. What level is it?

[Redbone]

Apperantly Level 255.

[souperzombie]

I check what items I have.

[Hammer Up!]

*Searches "Hamumu" on google*

[Redbone]

One PokeBall, some bunch of random unknown items that can't be used and in the sixth slot, infinity Rare Candies! This guy really put his glitches to work!

Search found Hamumu.com.

[Hammer Up!]

And Me?

[Redbone]

See the edit.

[souperzombie]

What? No infinete master balls? Some glitcher. :p
Anyway, I go in the grass and FIIIIIIIIGHT something.

[Hammer Up!]

:D
*Downloads All SWC Add-Ons*

[BunnyBot 5000]

me chops down a tree for firewood tonight.

[Redbone]

souperzombie's GBC crashed! D=
Hammer Up! downloads SWC Worlds onto SWC.
BunnyBot 5000 chops a tree down, and gets some Logs.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 9 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)

There is a Cell Phone that has the phone number 777-777-7777.

[souperzombie]

I turn my GBC off. I might keep it and sell it too somebody.
(Also, AFAIK Missingo doesnt make your game crash. Correct me if im wrong though.)

[supersilver]

*takes out shovel and puts some pitfall seeds (look 'em up) inside it.* Hehehe...

[Hammer Up!]

*Play SWC*

[souperzombie]

*takes out shovel and puts some pitfall seeds (look 'em up) inside it.* Hehehe...
You dont have any pitfall seeds.

[Redbone]

supersilver digs a hole and puts something that doesn't exist!
SUDDEN PLOTHOLE
supersilver got some pitfall seeds in his hand and burried them!

Hammer Up! plays SWC.

[souperzombie]

I turn my GBC off. I might keep it and sell it too somebody
(Also, AFAIK Missingo doesnt make your game crash. Correct me if im wrong though.)[/quote]
Ahem. :p

[BunnyBot 5000]

me sez, "It's dark. let's sleep." i then set up a fire and tents.

[Redbone]

souperzombie turned his GBC off.

And obviously, you encountered a glitch Pokemon that crashes your game. :/

[BunnyBot 5000]

i go in my tent to sleep

[souperzombie]

I also set up a tent and sleep.

[supersilver]

*steps into own hole and falls in* HELLLP!
EDIT: ZZZZ *waits for someone to rescue while sleeping*

[BunnyBot 5000]

i get up, rescues supersilver and goes back to bed, extremly tired/bored

[Redbone]

Everyone forgot that they had Pocket Shelter! BunnyBot 5000 and souperzombie set theirs up and sleep.

[souperzombie]

Zzz, and stuff.

[BunnyBot 5000]

i wake up at morning and pack up my tent.

[souperzombie]

i wake up at morning and pack up my tent.
Same.

[supersilver]

Heheh... *secretly bites bunnybot...* *** GREATEST PLOT TWIST EVER!!!

[Hammer Up!]

Zzz...

[Redbone]

"Wake up! Wake up!"
Everyone wakes up, but supersilver seemed sleepless, so he was left lying in his tent.
The Ninja of Frozen Milk was jumping up and down with an unhappy face.
"Did any of you take the Cell Phone? I accidently put it there and now it's gone! Please go catch the theif!"

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 9 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Waiting for PM Reply)
Everyone: Tent

If The Ninja of Frozen Milk wants to play, he will appear as the sixth player. Otherwise, he is an NPC that will follow you around. Waiting for the PM reply.

[BunnyBot 5000]

i scream in supersilver's face and then i go back and i look carfully at the spot where the cell phone was

[Redbone]

There seems to be a fingerprint on the spot of the Cell Phone.

[BunnyBot 5000]

I investagate them.

[Hammer Up!]

i do nothing.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*looks around for his cell phone*

"Ah well, I'll just buy another one from Target, for $20"

*Checks Wallet*

"Dang"

*Taps Foot*

[Redbone]

There is a path to the right, TNOFM's house and oh yah, the counter with the fingerprint.

The Ninja of Frozen Milk has a Magnifying Glass.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 9 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass)
Everyone: Tent

[souperzombie]

I burp loudly.

[Hammer Up!]

Path to the right!

[BunnyBot 5000]

onward and rightward!

[Redbone]

"Ok!" says TNOFM.

Everyone goes right. There seems to be a bridge above a river of weird purple water. The bridge is broken, and you can't go around. What to do?

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 9 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass)
Everyone: Tent

[Hammer Up!]

Lets see if the river is safe...
*Steals 1 of BB5000's apples and throws the apple in the river*

[BunnyBot 5000]

HEY! i need those apples!

[Redbone]

Boing! The apple bounces back up! Now the purple water is on the apple.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Purple Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass)
Everyone: Tent

[Hammer Up!]

Sorry,but we need it to know if the river is secure
Well,i cross the the river thait is now without water.

[BunnyBot 5000]

eewww. i guess purple water is bouncy. wierd

[Redbone]

Random Happening: The purple stuff hardened onto the apple! Is it safe to eat?

[BunnyBot 5000]

let's find out! i eat the icky apple

[Redbone]

The apple bounces off your teeth! Now we know what to call it.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass)
Everyone: Tent

[Kerma]

I play with my dice and somehow open a random wormhole.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I examin the wormhole with the magnifing glass,

I now know what wormholes are made of

I follow Kerma's wormhole

[Redbone]

Boing! Both of you have been slobbered in the purple bouncy stuff! You bounce back out.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass)
Everyone: Tent

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Interesting, I gather some purple goo.

I have an Idea! I need a tube, someone bring me a tube

[Hammer Up!]

:o...

[Redbone]

The goo is hardenning on Ninja and Kerma! D=
Oh, and a green apple fell off a tree.

You can always go back to the counter or enter Ninja's house.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Hammer Up!]

*Grab green apple*

[Redbone]

You can always go back to the counter or enter Ninja's house.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Green Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

"hey this stuff is bouncy right?"

*jumps up and down and then bounces 100 feet in the air*

I see smoke! But i need binocuars to see better... where's that tube? I could make one with the lens of my magnifing glass...

[Redbone]

You wake up after a 101.1 foot fall. The hardened goo seems to have cracked when you landed.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Green Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Kerma]

I ask somebody to crack me open.

[Redbone]

The someone has a cell phone! QUICK! GET HIM!

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Green Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Hammer Up!]

*Run to grab the someone*

[supersilver]

Catches up on story. "bunnybot... you're turning into a vampire!" (you never read invisible text, do you.)

[Kerma]

I fall over and break a face hole for breathing and eating just in case.

[Redbone]

BunnyBot 5000, you fell for supersilver's trap of destroying the whole RPG itself! (Really, I have the RPG written out, and you don't need to change it)

Kerma cracked all of the hardened goo!

The someone leaps across the bridge! And now there are purple fireballs hopping out of the water! (Super Mario World physics do not apply. (Spinjumping off spikeballs and hopping fireballs, if you never played it))

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Green Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

ugh... I still know theres a village around here.. If only I had a telescope

[Kerma]

I roll my D&D dice and get a 12 on water torrent.

[Kerma]

On the last post made, (By me :P) The thread died. I am here to give it one last standing chance since it was pretty good. After that, this thread may lie in peace if it needs.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I think the village is east.

Using my knowledge gained from my maginfying glass studing the wormhow I throw the Goo into the air and create a wormhole , I then jump into it, I land in the village and bounce because I am slobbered in goo.

[Redbone]

Frozen Milk broke through his own roof. Oops.
Kerma, you only have one dice!

A telescope falls from the sky.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Green Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Hey! *OOF!* ok that didn't work well, hmm...

grabs magicly appearing telescope

Grabs more purple goo and slathers shoes with it.

I jump 100 feet in the air using the goo

looks through telescope while bouncing

Oops... I guess the village is east, not west... *sheepish giggle*

Now how to get down...

*crashes into tree*

"(painfully) that'll work"

[Redbone]

The telescope was imaginary.
And that's why you don't have it anymore.
Eh, and also, you mean the village is west not east, not east not west.

Players:
1. souperzombie (Axe, GBC, PKMN Blue)
2. Hammer Up! (Laptop, USB Flash Disk, Green Apple)
3. Bunnybot 5000 (Sword, 8 Apples, Bouncy Apple)
4. supersilver (Shovel)
5. Kerma (Dice)
6. The Ninja of Frozen Milk (Magnifying Glass, Purple Goo)
Everyone: Tent

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

What ever

throws purple goo into air and forms wormhole,

"west please!"

*Elevater Ding*

Jumps in