huge conspiracy

[grim3vil]

i figured out something America was created by people who are dead now THAT MEANS THEY CAN BECOME ZOMBIES so they made this country knowing that the economic depression would happen someone would create a fast food chain across america weakening and fattening us up to start a zombie invasion

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[drgamer]

Well, Benjamin Franklin already became a zombie once...

[Connor S.]

I knew those americans looked funny...

[drgamer]

Those French are a tad rude to foreigners, though...

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Quoi!? Je t'hais! Hmph!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Well, Benjamin Franklin already became a zombie once...

No, that was Abraham Lincoln. He did a pretty good job on Batman before getting hit by a Care Bear Stare.

[AtkinsSJ]

Abraham Robo-Lincoln also terrorised Washington, so I wouldn't trust him.