Mafia B12 - Experimental Game

[Mr.Onion]

Yeah-- you're all gonna be in this experimental game
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

I already know the ending it's
The part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode
But that's the way mafia ends...


Players

Blackduck
BryanSNK
Connor S.
coolio1
Hammer Up!
happystickman
jim
Kerma
PlasmaCannonsRule
Redbone
SpaceManiac


Role PMs

There are 0 or more of the following roles in the game:

Angel
You are an angel, and you want to kill every non-townie role. (Not very angelic, but still.) You can dance upon the head of the pin, but since the time span for taunting the philosphers is so limited, you can only do it for one night. (This makes you immune to any night powers that are used on you.)
Bee of the Bird of the Moth
Everything's deforming in the presence of the swarming of the bee of the bird of the moth. You can heal and protect people from attacks using the shipment of electronics sent by the tangerine-coloured nuclear submarine, and the windscreen washer fluid. (By PMing me) Don't ask how, I don't know either.
Dr. Evil
You are Dr. Evil, (first name not given) and as you are so evil, you can have your goons kill one person in the night, by PMing me every second night with their name. (ie, the 2nd, the 4th, the 6th night, etc. Your goons want their breaks.) You want to survive until the end.
Dr. Worm
You are Dr. Worm, and are improving at playing the drums. You can protect someone by sending me a PM with their name every night.
Father
Someday mother will die, and you'll get the money. If your mother, X, is lynched before you are killed, and is not killed by other means, you win. If either they die by non-lynch, or you die before they do, you lose. Y is also trying to kill you, so watch out.
Grandmother
Someday, you'll die, and your son will get the money. But before then, you want to take out your revenge on him, by killing his son, X. If X dies by lynching, you win. If he dies by anything else, or you are killed before he is, you lose. Please be aware that your son Y is actively trying to kill you.
Hotel Detective
You are a Hotel Detective. You've got an ear to the walls, and taps in all the phones, and you can use that information to determine someone's alignment. Although, people may be talking about something you don't know about.
Inspector
You are the inspector over the mines, in the place where there's no-one vacationing. Your metal detector is with you all of the time, and you can use it to covertly search anyone for firearms. (It's a very high-resolution metal detector. Use it by PMing me) Due to the discarded folderal, you may not get an absolutely accurate reading, however.
Mesopatamians
You are either Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, or Gilgamesh and you can chat with X, Y, Z and Ω during the night.
Not-Broom
You are not his broom. Whose broom you are not I'm not sure, but you are not his broom regardless. You don't have any special powers, and you win when all non-townie roles have been killed.
Scott Bower
Your lifestyle determines your deathstyle, but you shouldn't worry about that, since you can hide in inadequetly explained places to avoid attacks from anyone who might want to kill you. (PM me when you want to hide, and you are immune to nightpowers) However, you can only do this every second night.
Son
You are after a fortune in inheritance, and so want to kill X, your father. If he is lynched, you win, unless you die before he does. If he is killed by anything other than a lynch, you lose. Oh yes, and you're grandmother, Y, is after you.
Suspect Chemist
You are a chemist working in a governmental chemicals lab. You are utterly convinced that the government is out to get you, and are anxiosly awaiting the rise of the Shadow Government. Due to the “junk” you have collected in your efforts, you will appear guilty on any cop searches. It's a bad, bad world.
The Statue
Your objective is to survive until the end of the game, and kill everyone else. You can do this by sending me your target's name in a PM. This only works on odd-numbered nights. The 1st, 3rd, 5th, etc. And when you do, all they'll find is just a statue standing where the statue got them high.
The Deranged Millionaire
Yeah, the Deranged Millionaire! You have enough money to buy anyone's vote for one day, although you lost so much money betting on bats' genome that you can't buy anyone else's in the same day. Buying someone's lynch allows you to force them to lynch for anyone you want. You want to survive until the end.

It is Night 0.5, and roles are being assigned!

EVERYONE must PM me within 48 hours of this post to say that they have received their role! Those who don't will be replaced or removed!

[Kerma]

Nevermind, PM.

[Mr.Onion]

Hammer Up, jim and coolio1 have not responded to PMs, so I will change the roles to not include them.

People have 24 from this post to send in night actions.

[Mr.Onion]

Oops.

Noone was killed, and it is now Day 1.

[BryanSNK]

Yay it's day 1.

[Redbone]

*Subscribes to topic*
So, any suggestions for voting?

[Connor S.]

Not really. I hate Day 1s with a passion. Random voting however is really really bad. Im going to look over the role list for a while... Ill post asgain if anything comes up, but comepletely random voting is bad in my op...

[BryanSNK]

You guys should all be happy that I am here and bow down to how awesome I am. Yes, I am very awesome. How do you think I got to be so awesome? Well, I'll never tell you! It's a secret.

[Hammer Up!]

I sent a PM!

[Mr.Onion]

*checks* I don't actually know how I managed to miss that.

[Blackduck]

Well... What do we do? I have no clue... PEOPLE POST... NOW!

[Hammer Up!]

I don't know.No lynch?

[SpaceManiac]

Hmm... I say the people who do stuff need to tell us. I myself don't do anything other than be an awesome mafia player.

[Connor S.]

At this point, lets just kill lurkers- not speaking is bad, and a completely random lynch is also bad. I can add 2 and 2 and get 4, how bout you?

Selecting random lurker from list...

vote: Kerma

[BryanSNK]

SpaceManiac lies....since I am by far the most awesome in this game.

[Blackduck]

Hmm... Well as most of you know, I don't normally like random lynches and stuff, but this game seems like it's going NOWHERE and we don't really have a choice but to all lynch 1 person, as only 1/2 of the game may actually be active and if we kill the lurkers, then it simplifies the list and makes the game more active. So I'll Vote: Kerma... If anything else pops-up, I'm willing to unvote.

[BryanSNK]

I guess that I will keep the vote the lurker campaign alive and follow along with everyone else just because I want to be able to fit in with all you other people.
Vote: Kerma

[Mr.Onion]

6 votes are required to lynch.

[Redbone]

I'm agreeing with voting the lurkers, so VOTE: Kerma. (So early in the morning, I can't think straight)

[Hammer Up!]

Killing lurkers is better.VOTE:Kerma

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

VOTE: Kerma for lurking AGAIN! (sorry, didn't see night end, I'll be more active from now on).

[Mr.Onion]

Kerma is lynched, and he is the Father!

It is night, so send PMs!

[Hammer Up!]

I can't play until Monday...

[Hammer Up!]

I can play now!

[Mr.Onion]

Day will end 48 hours from this post!

[Hammer Up!]

It's still night,not day...

[Mr.Onion]

And noone thought to tell me? *headesk*

Blackduck is dead, and was the Hotel Detective.

[Connor S.]

Well, um, Im not sure who to lynch really... Just posting to show Im not a lurker.

[Blackduck]

Um... Do I get a last gaps?

[BryanSNK]

So hmm...There's not too much going on...and nothing to really go on. All there is to be said is that I am not a statue. Because if I was a statue, would I be able to tell you that I wasn't one?

[Redbone]

I live!

Bah. Lynch more lurkers?

[SpaceManiac]

Sounds good to me. Who's been lurking recently?

[Redbone]

I think happystickman should be replaced, he left Hamumu because of his computer.

[SpaceManiac]

THE List
BryanSNK - mysterious
Connor S.
happystickman - needs replacing
PlasmaCannonsRule
Redbone
SpaceManiacKerma - Father, lynch Day 1
Blackduck - Hotel Detective, statue'd Night 2 (or is it 1?)

Also, wait, Is Hammer Up still playing?!

[BryanSNK]

Updated list

THE List

* BryanSNK - Awesome
* Connor S.
* happystickman - needs replacing
* PlasmaCannonsRule
* Redbone
* SpaceManiac - List maker

Kerma - Father, lynch Day 1
Blackduck - Hotel Detective, statue'd Night 2 (or is it 1?)

[Blackduck]

Right, well it's last gasp time! In case you didn't bother to read my role pm, I was the cop...

INSPECTIONS

SM = townie
Redbone = Apathetic(doesn't care) about the townies.(I suggest he roles claim right now)

Well, goodbye

[Hammer Up!]

Not On The List List:

Hammer Up!

what we should do?

[Redbone]

I'm the grandmother. My son's son is [SEKRITTED!!!!!]

[Kerma]

Last Gasp: Connor is the Son.

[SpaceManiac]

Live claim/proven list:

* BryanSNK
* Connor S. - Claim Son
* happystickman
* PlasmaCannonsRule
* Redbone - Claim Grandmother
* SpaceManiac - Proven Townie
* Hammer Up!

Dead list:

* Blackduck - Hotel Detective, statue'd Night 2
* Kerma - Father, lynched Day 1

Mr.Onion, is Hammer Up! still playing? Wait, looking back, I see yes.
I suggest that, like the A league, we leave Connor S. and Redbone as proven enemies and save lynching them for later... but then again, the A league got the Statue on Day 1.

The only people really suspicious to me right now are BryanSNK for acting weird and PlasmaCannonsRule for lurking. I am going to VOTE: PlasmaCannonsRule to get this game moving.

[Redbone]

Vote the lurkers!
VOTE: PlasmaCannonsRule

[Hammer Up!]

Ok, Lurker voting...

VOTE:PCR

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Whoa, do you people check General Blabber?! I've been gone for a week, not lurking! Anyway, I need to read back through the thread before posting anything else...

EDIT: Hmmm.... Redbone's claimed to be the Grandmother, and Connor's apparently the son. Hammer Up hasn't been doing too much, except bandwagoning me and neutral talk. SpaceManiac has been inspected as Townie, and Bryan's been acting weird (also, BTW Bryan, I do have IRL friends).

[Redbone]

Ah, that's what it was. Unvote.

[BryanSNK]

PCR, your real life friends cant not help you here! And I won't vote for you since you're an orc. Well maybe not in real life with your real life friends.

[Hammer Up!]

I didn't knew that...

Unvote

[SpaceManiac]

PCR, your real life friends cant not help you here! And I won't vote for you since you're an orc. Well maybe not in real life with your real life friends.
Strange reason not to vote for someone...

But yes, UNVOTE and VOTE: HAPPYSTICKMAN for not playing even though he's back and I've reminded him.

[ALLEN2]

wowww

[BryanSNK]

Vote: Allen2 since he's not even playing in this game

Vote: Happystickman since he seems to be the biggest lurker and yeah...just sounds like a good idea! No soup for him!

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

I'll have to say Vote: Happystickman. If he starts posting here, I'll unvote.

[Redbone]

One post here, = :D! None, = VOTE:happystickman

[Mr.Onion]

HSM was lynched, and he was the Statue!

It is Night 2, so send PMs!

[SpaceManiac]

It's been 3 days since night started... could you go ahead and call deadline, Mr.Onion?

[Mr.Onion]

No need, since I've got the last PM:

Nobody died! It is 4 votes to lynch, I tihnk.

[SpaceManiac]

Obviously, vote out non-townies!

VOTE: Redbone

[Redbone]

I don't put any harm on the town, my only power is to vote. And thus, I have no night actions.

VOTE: SpaceManiac

[SpaceManiac]

I'm the grandmother. My son's son is [SEKRITTED!!!!!]

Last Gasp: Connor is the Son.

You are the grandmother. You are a non-town role. You must be eliminated!

Connor S. is apparently the son, and he's going next.

My vote still stands.

[BryanSNK]

It's been so long since anything's happened in this game....can we get a new list of whoever is still alive?

[Redbone]

Instead of voting non-townies, which is useless because we're trying to kill townie/mafia, not the non-evil non-good people.

And SpaceManiac, you now sound suspicious. My vote stands. If he has claimed already, please tell me right away.

[SpaceManiac]

Instead of voting non-townies, which is useless because we're trying to kill townie/mafia, not the non-evil non-good people.

And SpaceManiac, you now sound suspicious. My vote stands. If he has claimed already, please tell me right away.

Why would we be trying to kill townie/mafia? The Statue is dead. We have not won. The goal of the townies in this game is to kill all non-town aligned roles. You have your own goal, and will not win with the townies. Our goal is to kill you.

[Redbone]

My vote still stays. You might even be a non-townie too!

[SpaceManiac]

Right, well it's last gasp time! In case you didn't bother to read my role pm, I was the cop...

INSPECTIONS

SM = townie
Redbone = Apathetic(doesn't care) about the townies.(I suggest he roles claim right now)

Well, goodbye

You show up guilty (guilty enough, anyways), and I show up normal.

[Redbone]

Fine, vote me. >=(
VOTE: Redbone

[SpaceManiac]

You other people need to wake up and do your duty to the town by voting off non-town!

[BryanSNK]

Meh...since he's voting for himself

Vote: Redbone

[Hammer Up!]

I think SM is town and RB mafia...

Vote:REDBONE

[SpaceManiac]

Redbone isn't mafia - The Statue was the mafia, and we lynched him yesterday! Redbone is the grandmother... we still want to eliminate him, though.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Hmmm..... well, then let's kill Redbone! Vote: Redbone. (I'd post a more insightful post, but there isn't room for one)

[Mr.Onion]

Redbone was lynched, and he was the Grandmother!

It is now night, so send PMs!

[Mr.Onion]

It is now day, and Hammer Up! died. He was Dr. Worm.

I think it is 3 votes to lynch.

[Connor S.]

Well, At this point, I dont really know who to lynch, but quite honestly, I dont really care. I already won... :whistle:

So just being nice to to townies, because I feel like it, go ahead and lynch me, Im one of the lynchers.

[Hammer Up!]

I could protect myself if i can last night,but i can't...:(
In the night before i died,I protected SM...,and nobody was killed in the day...So,SM is town.*Does not die*

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Player list? Pwease?

[Mr.Onion]

BryanSNK
Connor S.
PlasmaCannonsRule
SpaceManiac

[SpaceManiac]

VOTE: Connor S., the non-townie!

If he's off, the town wins.

Wait, or do we? There's a killer in the crowd... Dr. Evil. However, if we can discern him today or tomorrow, we can lynch him and win.

[Connor S.]

Im not a threat to you, and you KNOW Im not Dr. Evil, so if I were on the towns side, I would suggest lynching from people that arent me, to killl the largest threat, then kill ME AFTER you kill him, to win.

if you kill me first, he'll have more time to kill people and a better chance of winning. So the smart thing to do is keep me alive for now.

[SpaceManiac]

Im not a threat to you, and you KNOW Im not Dr. Evil, so if I were on the towns side, I would suggest lynching from people that arent me, to killl the largest threat, then kill ME AFTER you kill him, to win.

if you kill me first, he'll have more time to kill people and a better chance of winning. So the smart thing to do is keep me alive for now.
To tell the truth, you're right... so let's find Dr. Evil!

I and Connor S. are proven, so BryanSNK and PlasmaCannonsRule, claim now!

[SpaceManiac]

People, we need to get going here! BryanSNK and PlasmaCannonsRule, please get on!

Also, UNVOTE.

[BryanSNK]

I will claim again as being awesome.
But that's about it except for...
I want to live until the end of the game and I will do whatever it takes to win!

[Connor S.]

bruansnk has claimed, unless Im mistaken, as the survivor, so plasmacannonsrule is your Dr. Evil. Therefor, since I feel like helping the town, I will vote: plasmacanonsrule

Also- if bruansnk is a survivor, I suggest you kill him next, as survivors win if they are one of the last two people in this set up, which would end the game and make you lose. Therefor, if you wish to win, this is your order: PCR, Bryan, then me. otherwise, you will lose.

[SpaceManiac]

Dr. Evil is one of the survivors! The others are the Suspect Chemist and the Deranged Millionaire. As far as I know there's been no vote-buying, so Deranged Millionaire is out.

[BryanSNK]

Meh...

Vote: PCR just for fun

[SpaceManiac]

Whatever it takes to win includes killing off others... I believe BryanSNK is the more suspicious in this situation. If he is not, in fact, Dr. Evil, we can lynch PCR tomorrow. VOTE: BryanSNK.

[Connor S.]

Dr. Evils goal isnt to survive, its to kill everyone. Hes an SK kind of thing

[SpaceManiac]

No, that's the statue! Dr. Evil can kill every other night, and wants to survive until the end.

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

Bryan's been acting strangely the whole game. And Connor, who says Bryan isn't Dr. Evil. Anyhow, VOTE: BryanSNK FTW!

[SpaceManiac]

People... come on! This game is moving painfully slow!

[BryanSNK]

My vote stands...since I don't plan on voting for myself!

Or maybe we can all just vote no lynch until the end of time! And everyone will survive and the game will end happily.

[SpaceManiac]

Not with Dr. Evil around, he'll kill us off. Connor S., vote off BryanSNK! He's the more obvious choice!

P.S. 1000th post!

[Connor S.]

I really want to, but all this cash I have says no.

[SpaceManiac]

Hmm... do you know who put you up to it?

There's a Millionaire and a Dr. Evil and a Son here... I'm the only ordinary townie!

Looks futile for me...

[BryanSNK]

Since this game is just going to last forever by the looks of it...I will just say that I paid Connor to vote for PCR because I thought that SpaceManiac would follow along and vote for him too.....but now that I have given all my money to Connor I am not so awesome and deeply depressed...so I will end up voting to lynch myself because I am oh so sad :(
Vote: Me just to get this game over with!!!

[Mr.Onion]

BryanSNK was lynched! He was the Deranged Millionaire!

Either SpaceManiac or Connor was killed! He was the Not-Broom, or the Son! (Quantum mechanics is fun. :p)

PCR wins!

[Connor S.]

PCR / me...

:whistle: Kerma died first day... I cant believe how easy that was...

[PlasmaCannonsRule]

WOOHOO! I got my first single-side win! And I won. Period. It should have been obvious who I was when Connor mentioned the bribe!

[Mr.Onion]

Correction: Connor, PCR, and Redbone won.

[Connor S.]

I agree with PCR. I had laid out all the steps the town had to do to win, but Spacemaniac still didnt believe me! Very impressive PCR, nice job.

I still think my win was done completely with luck- XD that was funny.

[Redbone]

King Mememe just met King Winwinwin.