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Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-14-2008, 03:54 PM

Discuss.

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http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/Images/Lovers_Spot.jpg

PlasmaCannonsRule

10-14-2008, 04:01 PM

Brzzt. Atkinsicuitry turned on. Only Atkins can has mind control. MUST EXTERMINATE SPIDERPUMPKIN!

Oops. Sorry. Little spurt. I'm still working on getting those fixed.

SpiderPumpkin

10-14-2008, 04:05 PM

Saved. This is now officially the best topic ever.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-14-2008, 04:08 PM

ROFL, Oh my gosh, I never expected YOU to say that! I'd post more but many are inapproprate, as you would probably know.

Are you the one who gave it 5 stars? :p

SpiderPumpkin

10-14-2008, 04:14 PM

Are you the one who gave it 5 stars? :p
Yes :D And yeah, there's lots of inapproprate Furry-related pics on the 'net, giving Furries a bad image. Meh. I only really care for Yerf-type art anyway... well, mostly. -o.-o (Yerf = family-friendly/"clean", in case you were wondering)

TyTBone

10-14-2008, 05:14 PM

Discuss.

http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/Images/Lovers_Spot.jpg

I find the inter-species romance a little unnerving, but I just tell myself that the fox was once an actual girl who got changed by some magical forest creatures in a mischievous mood.

SpiderPumpkin

10-14-2008, 05:25 PM

I find [...] inter-species romance a little unnerving
You'd better not read my book when I decide to release it -o.-o Anyway, I interpret inter-species friendship in fiction as a statement against racism, so it's fine with me.

TyTBone

10-14-2008, 06:25 PM

I interpret inter-species friendship in fiction as a statement against racism, so it's fine with me.

Thanks fine. I still personally find it wrong, but I respect your interpretation. :D

bobinator1992

10-14-2008, 08:37 PM

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Ewwwwwwwww

it hurts

it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts

my eyes

Side note: Is that guy wearing a Planeteer shirt?

TyTBone

10-14-2008, 10:35 PM

Is that guy wearing a Planeteer shirt?

Actually, I think it's a basketball with the top and bottom push in. Huzzah for deflation!

(Or should that be, lack of flation?)

souperzombie

10-15-2008, 06:10 AM

I have never even heard of something like this before.
Im scared.

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 06:43 AM

I have never even heard of something like this before.
Don't worry, I believe not many people have; "Taur" is a subculture of Furry Fandom and not that prominent on the net. The concept is to "fuse" centaurs with anthropomorphic animals, resulting in a character that's both partially humanoid (with arms and such) and quadrupedal :D (I'm normally not that enthusiastic about Taur personally, though it's interesting -o.-o)
Im scared.
xD

Mr.Onion

10-15-2008, 09:13 AM

4 legs are rather impractical, although it's a rather good picture.

Also, hotlinking == bad!

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 10:42 AM

4 legs are rather impractical
Care to elaborate? 'Cause I rather enjoy walking on all fours.

bobinator1992

10-15-2008, 10:47 AM

Care to elaborate? 'Cause I rather enjoy walking on all fours.

...Didn't need to hear that!

No offence, but this entire conversation is really freaking me out.

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 10:50 AM

this entire conversation is really freaking me out.
Well, nobody forces you to take part in it; you may abstain from reading this thread if it creeps you out (though I don't quite see what's so creepy about Furry stuff anyway). -o_-o

Mr.Onion

10-15-2008, 10:52 AM

Care to elaborate? 'Cause I rather enjoy walking on all fours.
I meant 4 legs in combination with 2 arms. Having your entire body follow a single line means that you can sit down in relativly small space, and means (depending on the exact biology) you can climb stairs.

bobinator1992

10-15-2008, 10:54 AM

Well, nobody forces you to take part in it; you may abstain from reading this thread if it creeps you out

I can't stop. It's like a car wreck. You don't want to look, but you do.

(though I don't quite see what's so creepy about Furry stuff anyway). -o_-oI've SEEN things, man. BAD things.

EDIT: Involving Sonic.

Mr.Onion

10-15-2008, 10:56 AM

I've SEEN things, man. BAD things. Things that mortal men shouldn't see.
You have not seen the rest of the internet.

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 10:56 AM

I meant 4 legs in combination with 2 arms. Having your entire body follow a single line means that you can sit down in relativly small space, and means (depending on the exact biology) you can climb stairs.
Meh. I imagine having the awesomeness of quadrupedalism while still being able to use two arms for stuff without being at a disadvantage would be rather cool. (The one thing that annoys me when I'm walking on all fours is that I can't use my hands the way I normally would since I need them to walk on)

EDIT:
I can't stop. It's like a car wreck. You don't want to look, but you do.
Do you complain about the car wreck? Seriously, if I was in your place, I'd just stop before I risk possibly offending someone (e.g. me). -o_-o

EDIT2: BTW, just because you've seen "creepy things" (and I think I know exactly what you're talking about here), that doesn't make yerfy clean Taur pictures creepy, does it?

EDIT3: Sorry if what I said in my first edit sounded harsh, I just don't want this to turn into a flamewar.

bobinator1992

10-15-2008, 11:05 AM

Do you complain about the car wreck? Seriously, if I was in your place, I'd just stop before I risk possibly offending someone (e.g. me). -o_-o

Yeah, I guess I'd better just go ahead and stop.

EDIT2:
BTW, just because you've seen "creepy things" (and I think I know exactly what you're talking about here), that doesn't make yerfy clean Taur pictures creepy, does it? I'd really rather not say. I DO think you're a pretty cool person, furry or not, and I don't want to hurt your feelings.

Let's just drop it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. We cool? :)

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 11:09 AM

Let's just drop it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. We cool? :)
You didn't really offend me much, I just didn't want this to escalate. So yeah, it's alright, no hard feelings :D

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-15-2008, 12:08 PM

Huh... This conversation didn't exactly go as I woulda thought... hmm...
P.S. What "Complaints?" -o_-o I don't think the sculpture was anything less then family friendly

Wierd, oh well, Perhaps I'll become a furry in a later life.

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 12:21 PM

I don't think the sculpture was anything less then family friendly
As I said in my post below the one with the sculpture (that was also deleted for no reason), although animals technically wouldn't need clothes, female anthropomorphic animals (or Taurs, therefore) who aren't wearing clothes do seem a bit risque (at least if they have... feminine features).
Perhaps I'll become a furry in a later life.
Inform me if you do, I still need to actually get actively involved in the fandom as well -o_-o

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-15-2008, 12:24 PM

I spoze. At least It wasn't one of the many others that show more!

souperzombie

10-15-2008, 12:59 PM

I just realised that the creaters of Morrowind and Oblivion MUST be furry fans because of the Kajiit classes.

SpiderPumpkin

10-15-2008, 01:06 PM

I just realised that the creaters of Morrowind and Oblivion MUST be furry fans because of the Kajiit classes.
I just realised that the ancient Egyptians MUST have been furry fans because of their deities :P

Lots of game creators put animal-people in their games nowadays with the intent of getting Furries to play them, though; it doesn't have to mean they're Furries themselves, they may just be trying to attract the attention of a broader audience.

bobinator1992

10-15-2008, 01:12 PM

I just realised that the ancient Egyptians MUST have been furry fans because of their deities :P

Lots of game creators put animal-people in their games nowadays with the intent of getting Furries to play them, though; it doesn't have to mean they're Furries themselves, they may just be trying to attract the attention of a broader audience.

I wonder if there are any furries who work for Sega.

That's the only reason for the new games. Shadow The Hedgehog felt like cruddy fanfiction and '06 had that creepy love sub-plot with a HUMAN princess. Ugh.

Mr.Onion

10-15-2008, 01:22 PM

'06 had that creepy love sub-plot with a HUMAN princess. Ugh.
Gasp!

...Except Dr. Eggman/Robotnik is human, so it's not much of a surprise.

TyTBone

10-15-2008, 02:58 PM

I just realised that the creaters of Morrowind and Oblivion MUST be furry fans because of the Kajiit classes.

I just realised that the ancient Egyptians MUST have been furry fans because of their deities :P

I just realized I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by getting rid of that gecko and switching to FurryCo!

bobinator1992

10-15-2008, 06:04 PM

I just realized I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by getting rid of that gecko and switching to FurryCo!

Speaking of which, apparently lots of furries like working from home.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PMLXf4t3_b-cdM:http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/Farkiller/1231-1.jpg (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PMLXf4t3_b-cdM:http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/Farkiller/1231-1.jpg)

Ufo-Man

10-15-2008, 06:19 PM

I have heard that that is a pyramid scam.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-16-2008, 12:00 PM

They all are, of course

P.S. the double that was a redundancy

drgamer

10-16-2008, 12:55 PM

Not really, two different meanings :p

Reminds me of that sentence full of the word 'buffalo'. Every single word.

Connor S.

10-16-2008, 01:09 PM

"Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo" is grammatically correct.

EDIT: Explanation. The first buffalo refers to the place- in America. The second is refering to the noun / animal. This is basically saying buffalo (the animal) from Buffalo (the place) without any other words. The next buffalo is a verb. "to buffalo" is kind of like to push around, etc... and the last buffalo again refers to the animal. So its saying cattle-y things from a ?state? push cattle-y things around.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-16-2008, 01:49 PM

BTW I live within spitting distance of Buffalo, -->NY<--

drgamer

10-16-2008, 04:55 PM

Sillyman

10-16-2008, 05:11 PM

Actually, the sentence is Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Bu ffalo_buffalo).

Both are true. Buffalo can be repeated any number of times to make a valid sentence.

Connor S.

10-16-2008, 06:16 PM

ONTOPIC: Buffalo Furry!

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-17-2008, 01:20 PM

really? *Scream!* Somebody has to anthropomorpherize one now!

TyTBone

10-17-2008, 01:21 PM

really? *Scream!* Somebody has to anthropomorpherize one now!

Invisible anthropomorpherizanated buffalo (invisible) =>

SpiderPumpkin

10-17-2008, 02:01 PM

really? *Scream!* Somebody has to anthropomorpherize one now!
Hm... I remember reading about some Furry comic series about a panda girl where anthropomorphic animals were used to portray people of different nationalities, and the Native Americans (I think) were anthropomorphic buffalos/American Bisons. Don't remember the name of that comic, though, and I believe it contains adult themes.

bobinator1992

10-17-2008, 02:57 PM

The furriness... weakining me... draining my power... got to.. got to...

http://www.tubecodes.com/watch=hkRL9xB6DoM

Ah. The awesomeness of this song is destroying the furriness and replenishing my power.

Why yes, this is an excuse to show you an awesome song.

AtkinsSJ

10-17-2008, 03:01 PM

Meh. That song sounds like the theme tune to a pants action movie or something. Actually, not quite. Closer to a video game theme tune I guess.

Anyway, I know there's an unfunny comic about OSs that uses a gnu to portray linux. I guess that's close enough to a buffalo.

BunnyBot 5000

10-17-2008, 03:09 PM

neat song. today, i saw a modle of buffalo. (animal)

drgamer

10-17-2008, 06:47 PM

Hm... I remember reading about some Furry comic series about a panda girl where anthropomorphic animals were used to portray people of different nationalities, and the Native Americans (I think) were anthropomorphic buffalos/American Bisons. Don't remember the name of that comic, though, and I believe it contains adult themes.
Were mice jewish? I think I might know which one you're talking about...

puffazoid

10-17-2008, 08:12 PM

I find the whole furry culture facinating, I'm not one myself, mind you. But i'll be darned if i don't like the idea of talkin' animals! The only thing i don't like are the people who take it too far Like... Um, You know like getting tattoos and stuff like that. That and some of them can't take a little joke, But i guess thats true of everyone now and again.

SpiderPumpkin

10-18-2008, 05:07 AM

Were mice jewish?
I have no idea, I only read a bit about it (didn't actually read the comic), and I don't remember mice being mentioned.
I think I might know which one you're talking about...
You scare me.
The only thing i don't like are the people who take it too far Like... Um, You know like getting tattoos and stuff like that.
Would you consider possessing a fursuit to be taking it too far? -o.-o
some of them can't take a little joke
That can be said for a lot of people, really, and it depends on the individual and their sense of humour, not what subculture they may belong to. I'm very well able to take a joke, personally, as long as it's tasteful. (Mindless Furry-hate, however, I have no understanding for. Heck, most people probably couldn't even name a reason why they'd hate Furries; it's not like the Furries ever did anything to anyone.)

Mr.Onion

10-18-2008, 05:38 AM

Would you consider possessing a fursuit to be taking it too far? -o.-o
Nah, that's only $1000 or so... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat)

regeneratorizer

10-18-2008, 06:58 AM

at this time Stalking Cat was referred to as "Cat Fish" although not by choice.

Fnord.

puffazoid

10-18-2008, 08:43 AM

Btw, Spiderpumpkin, I mentioned that NBATTAJ(Geuss the abrieviation, Kids!) is true a lot of people, Not just furries.
And no, i don't think fursuiting would take it too far.

SpiderPumpkin

10-18-2008, 08:56 AM

I mentioned that NBATTAJ(Geuss the abrieviation, Kids!) is true a lot of people, Not just furries.
Yeah, I read that. Just had me wondering why you even mentioned it at all then, since it has nothing to do with Furry Fandom in specific.

(BTW, I don't think "bodymod" stuff like what Mr.Onion linked to really has anything to do with Furries either.)

Connor S.

10-18-2008, 09:23 AM

NBATTAJ(Geuss the abrieviation, Kids!)

Not Being Able To Take A Joke.

I resent being called a kid.

BUFFALO!

Sillyman

10-18-2008, 12:50 PM

BUFFALO!

WHERE? Oh, I guess they might have been driven away by the Buffalo buffalo. Silly Buffalo buffalo, always buffaloing other buffalo.

varkarrus

10-18-2008, 12:58 PM

Buff buffaloes.

drgamer

10-18-2008, 05:26 PM

Foxtaurs are most likely 10 times better (at least) than this odd... centaur LIKE thing I read about... supposed to be the 'ultimate lifeform'

TyTBone

10-18-2008, 06:01 PM

'ultimate lifeform'

http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/office_space_recut_horror.jpg

varkarrus

10-18-2008, 06:13 PM

Epickest Fail!

drgamer

10-18-2008, 06:16 PM

http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/office_space_recut_horror.jpg
It's time to play JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

10-19-2008, 09:23 AM

odd... centaur LIKE thing I read about... supposed to be the 'ultimate lifeform'

Chakats?

. Yellow Wizard .

10-20-2008, 04:31 PM

I've SEEN things, man. BAD things.

EDIT: Involving Sonic.
O.o ......... HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Just read my sig.
*Transforms into "Ultra Yellow Wizard"*

SpiderPumpkin

10-20-2008, 04:34 PM

O.o ......... HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Just read my sig.
I don't think he means they're bad because they involve Sonic, but because they're, er, bad, and involve Sonic, in a way Sonic was not intended to be involved in anything.

Sillyman

10-21-2008, 12:52 AM

I don't think he means they're bad because they involve Sonic, but because they're, er, bad, and involve Sonic, in a way Sonic was not intended to be involved in anything.

Example: Sonic 2006. To quote a Medibot quote I just made up: Hello, children, today we're going to play AAAUGH WHAT IS THIS?