500 Things to Do with a Dead Haddock

[Connor S.]

Ok peoples, Lets do this thing! Some new rules- obviously, it has to stay appropriate. Also- to prevent it from getting completely spammy just to rech 100 pages or whatever, Only one thing to dow tih a dead haddock a post, and no posting twice in a row.

Lets begin.

1) Throw it at your neighbors- you know, the oens you hate so much.

[varkarrus]

2) Eat it

[Connor S.]

3) LOL, LEIK, PERFURMS A SIENSE EKSPERMENT! LAWLAWLAWL!

(Perform a science experiment)

[drgamer]

4) Name it
5) Lick it
6) Bop it
7) Twist it
8 )Flick it
9) Spin it
10) Take it out on a nice romantic date

[Kerma]

11) Use it as soap

[Redbone]

12) Look at it.
13) Sell it.

[bobinator1992]

14.) Woner what the heck a haddock is.

[TyTBone]

15.) Gut it and wear it as a hat.

[blackmyth]

16) Make the umpteenth thread on what to do with an object, with it (the dead haddock) as the object in question.

17) Watch people ignore the "One thing to do with it per post" rule.

[Sillyman]

18) Point out that it actually is better to have more than one thing in a post, so long as they're all creative. Means less posts.

19) Point out that these last three statements have nothing to do with dead Haddocks.

17) Start over where it got off-topic and promptly fall flat on your face.

17) Somehow travel through time using a fish just to prove it can be done.

22) Realize that a haddock could potentially have use in the undone statements, except you could substitute any sufficiently hilarious object, and redo them.

[Redbone]

23) All toasters toast dead haddocks.

24) Create a time warp and make the haddock live again, then do everything above when it's dead again.

[Mr.Onion]

25) Continue Atkins' trend with it.

[Connor S.]

25) Smoke that Salmon and have some fun! (Obscure references ftw!)

26) Throw a dead haddock at everyone ignoring the one pointm per post rule XD

[varkarrus]

27) Get Spiderpumpkin to mindcontrol it allowing it to:
28) Dance
29) Sing
30) Start a fundraiser
31) Use the fundraiser money to buy lottery tickets

[Connor S.]

32) Win the lottery

[souperzombie]

33) Become a millionare and overthrow SP.

[Connor S.]

34) use it to threaten people, therefore keeping this thread alive.

35) Bmup this thread, for great justice! (You use a dead haddock for this by smacking the thread with it, thereby sending the thread flying to the top of the list)

[drgamer]

36) Turn in the (dead) Haddocks you caught to finish the quest, so you get the catch RED SNAPPA quest.

[AtkinsSJ]

37) Count its vital organs.

[Kerma]

38) Disable the Smilies in text by using the haddock

[Redbone]

39) Make a game about it.

[Julian]

40) Write a book about it
41) Sell a million copies of that book with the dead haddock on the book signing table in whatever book store you're in
42) Sell the movie rights to the book and sign using the haddock's... er... 'red stuff'
43) Sell the haddock to the people making the movie
44) Actually have sold a fake haddock and have the real haddock talk to the people in the movie-making business about it
45) Sell the real haddock
46) Watch the layout of the building through a camera that you put in the haddock's eye
47) Plot a way to steal the haddock through an earpiece in it's ear
48) Steal the haddock back
49) Write another book about it
50) Repeat as nessecary

[varkarrus]

51) Shove it in every small hole you can find.