Write a rhiming couplet about the person above you. [Archive]

Cheeseman778

12-02-2008, 12:47 PM

Varrkarrus likes to type stuff.
When he really likes finding sub sandwiches in the rough.

LoonyBoy

12-02-2008, 12:49 PM

Cheeseman is really cool!
He acts normal and not like a fool!

Cheeseman778

12-02-2008, 12:51 PM

Loonyboy has many chrysanthemums.
But he ate one and had to take Tums.

King Krazy

12-02-2008, 02:08 PM

Cheeseman likes cheese.
So does his Pekingese.

P.S. to next poster in your couplet about me please include something along the lines of insane:twisted:

varkarrus

12-02-2008, 02:20 PM

King krazy's insane
He's messed in the brain

Cheeseman778

12-02-2008, 02:28 PM

Varkarrus does the chacha.
It makes everyone say "haha."

Kerma

12-02-2008, 02:58 PM

Cheeseman's posted three times
And is not fond of grape vines.

Cheeseman778

12-02-2008, 03:12 PM

Kerma enjoys being in the salt mines,
Distributing to his fellow workers elegant Valentines.

fourwind

12-02-2008, 03:15 PM

Cheeseman has numbers in his name.
Unfortunately, only two are the same.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-02-2008, 04:53 PM

Fourwind likes to design games.
Him and Jamul are one and the same.

bobinator1992

12-03-2008, 01:08 AM

He is a Japanese assassin of milk.
And uh... nothing rhymes with milk.

Let me try that again.

He is a Japanese assassin of milk.
A ninja is one of his ilk.

At least I found a rhyme on that one.

EDIT: No, no, wait. I got it.

He is the Ninja of what is possibly cheese.
Do not assassinate me, please.

souperzombie

12-03-2008, 10:08 AM

Bobinator might really like pie
I cant ryme so *gets shot in the eye*

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-03-2008, 04:53 PM

souperzombie is the terror in your soup
you can be sure he'll set up a coup.

Edit: Theres only so many rhymes you can do.

varkarrus

12-03-2008, 05:37 PM

NOFM likes cheese
I want some, please

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-03-2008, 05:45 PM

Varkarrus is lord of the spam
as a reward he gets a Glazed Ham

varkarrus

12-03-2008, 05:46 PM

I got a glazed ham...
..... Can I have Spam?

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-03-2008, 05:49 PM

I give you spam,
but taketh away your glazed ham

grim3vil

12-03-2008, 09:55 PM

nofm is toe jam
would you liek a can of ham

Ubernoob

12-04-2008, 10:14 AM

Grim3vil is a master of socks.
You can tell this whenever he talks.

souperzombie

12-04-2008, 10:20 AM

Ubernoob is the Ubernoob
I cant think of a rhyme so *boom*

Hammer Up!

12-04-2008, 11:35 AM

Souperzombie has a killer eye
Souperzombie is dead or alive?

PS:It's hard to rhyme.

Baconstrips

12-04-2008, 03:10 PM

The person that's happy is Hammer Up!
That is because he got a pup.

... or something...

Ubernoob

12-04-2008, 03:17 PM

Baconstrips will never join the Crips,
Nor can it be said he has chapped lips.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-04-2008, 06:03 PM

Ubernoob is a new guy,
he can't be classified by Alpha, Theta or Psi.

grim3vil

12-04-2008, 06:16 PM

nofm is the man
me sometimes eats jam

Hammered

12-05-2008, 10:42 PM

grim3vil's name has a 3
where there should be an E.

souperzombie

12-06-2008, 03:36 AM

Hammered hammers all the spam
But Jamul jammers all the jam.

...That was so random. :p
p.s. Is Jammers a real word?

Ubernoob

12-06-2008, 09:31 PM

Souperzombie loves to eat his soup,
But this has thrown him for a loop.

Connor S.

12-07-2008, 09:57 AM

Ubernoob is a new guy,
he can't be classified by Alpha, Theta or Psi.

Actually, One can calculate Psi if they have a mass... more on-topic...

Ubernoob is a really nice guy
He is new and he may like some pie

What? Im hungry.

Julian

12-07-2008, 10:13 AM

This is only a guess,
But may I know in real life this Connor S.?

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-07-2008, 10:13 AM

Connor S's name is very uncreative,
and just what is he made of?

Julian

12-07-2008, 11:00 AM

I did something to NoFM
Quite in fact, I ninja'd him!

Connor S.

12-07-2008, 11:03 AM

Julian Is not at all mistaken
In real life I know him- no fak'n

Roland

12-07-2008, 12:14 PM

His name is Connor S.
He never never not says yes

Ubernoob

12-07-2008, 06:54 PM

Named after a folklore hero,
Roland never scores zero.

fourwind

12-07-2008, 07:03 PM

Ubernoob hab a cold.
He gob a watch mabe up of gold.

grim3vil

12-07-2008, 07:05 PM

ubernoob is the dude
but sometimes he is a boob

EDIT: i got ninjad

fourwind is made of win
b4 the ninja hit the pin

AtkinsSJ

12-09-2008, 02:26 PM

They call him grim3vil.
He likes to eat weevils.

*Disclaimer: May not be true.*

souperzombie

12-09-2008, 02:29 PM

Atkins is a crow.
He makes little people grow*.

*Not actualy true. He actualy makes people die, because of the diet he invented. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-09-2008, 05:22 PM

Souperzombie is the zom'
But he set up us the bomb!

Ubernoob

12-10-2008, 11:04 AM

Ninja of frozen milk looks white.
He puts enemies to flight.

Baconstrips

12-11-2008, 04:25 PM

Ubernoob has two O's
but doesn't have a big nose.

AtkinsSJ

12-12-2008, 12:23 PM

Baconstrips... um, I don't really know,
I'm guessing that he has 10 toes.

Ubernoob

12-12-2008, 10:17 PM

AtkinsSJ has many fans,
But could any guess his plans?

Ninja of Frozen Milk

12-13-2008, 04:29 PM

Ubernoob was on at 1 o'clock
Makes it that much easier to rock him with a glock.

Baconstrips

12-13-2008, 09:01 PM

Ninja of Frozen Milk is hard to rhyme,
But he really does makes a good mime.

Ubernoob

12-14-2008, 02:02 PM

Baconstrips are made of meat.
They can be a tasty treat.

cyberclone42

12-17-2008, 07:28 AM

Ubernoob is a nice guy.

I wish Jamul could fly.

seamonkey

12-17-2008, 09:25 AM

cybercolne42 is cool
and no he aint no fool

cyberclone42

12-17-2008, 11:59 AM

I say thank you to seamonkey
Seamonkey doesn't live in a tree. (Maybe)

Triple Rhyme!

Ubernoob

12-18-2008, 04:42 AM

Cyberclone42's new tag
Uses Jamul's name to help him brag.

seamonkey

12-18-2008, 03:52 PM

the dude named ubernoob,
umm I dont knoob.
I WIN AND BEAT YOU ALL EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T WIN UMM YEAH....

Ubernoob

12-20-2008, 04:43 AM

Seamonkey gave up making a rhyme.
I guess he just didn't spend enough time.

Ubernoob

12-24-2008, 05:47 AM

Ubernoob has double posted.
I hope this doesn't mean he's roasted.

varkarrus

12-24-2008, 07:22 PM

Ubernoob has a sig
He also has a wig.

Ubernoob

12-25-2008, 05:36 AM

Varkarrus started this thread.
He works to see it's not dead.

Ubernoob

01-13-2009, 01:16 PM

Ubernoob has double posted.
He likes bread that has been toasted.

Ubernoob

01-16-2009, 12:40 PM

Ubernoob has triple posted!
I really wish he hadn't boasted.

varkarrus

01-16-2009, 07:26 PM

Bowserfan, CDL or not?
His post got deleted, what a... shock?

Max

01-17-2009, 04:34 AM

Varkarrus is insanty's finest man
He drinks coke right out of a can

varkarrus

01-17-2009, 09:45 AM

Max is right about my addiction
Coke is the greetest, in my jurisdiction.

Ninja of Frozen Milk

01-17-2009, 10:03 AM

Tell a police officer that with out showing the previous post :p

thebunnybatterylives

01-17-2009, 10:14 AM

varkarrus (http://hamumu.com/forum/member.php?u=2989) is a boy
and doesnt like to play with a teletubbie toy

Ubernoob

01-17-2009, 12:45 PM

Thebunnybatterylives is a girl,
Who got attacked at school by a churl.

thebunnybatterylives

01-17-2009, 01:40 PM

Ubernoob is a guy
who wishes he could or could not fly

Ubernoob

01-21-2009, 02:37 PM

TBBL is a girl and a boy.
Their parents must feel such joy.

Max

01-23-2009, 04:08 AM

Ubernoob is really cool
Ubernoob is certainly no fool:p

Ubernoob

01-23-2009, 12:34 PM

Max is a complimentary guy.
He's nice without even having to try.

Max

01-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Ubernoob is really clear
Ubernoob has no fear

varkarrus

01-24-2009, 05:55 PM

Max is a kid
On top of a jar is a lid

Max

01-24-2009, 09:26 PM

Varkarrus is really neat
He has accomplished some great feats

Ufo-Man

01-24-2009, 11:11 PM

Max is right about my addiction
Coke is the greetest, in my jurisdiction.

varkarrus

01-25-2009, 08:08 AM

Ufo-man's a copycat.
Well, what do you think about that!

Ufo-Man

01-25-2009, 11:59 AM

Varkarrus started this thread.
He works to see it's not dead.

Ubernoob

01-25-2009, 07:10 PM

UFO-Man repeats the work of others.
He'd be original if I had my druthers.

Max

01-25-2009, 11:28 PM

Ubernoob is a clever man
He likes to fry fish in a pan

Megadog

01-25-2009, 11:38 PM

Max has an avatar with no orange.
He should probably...um...(What rhymes with orange?)

O.K. I'll try again.

Max has been here more than a month.
Has more than 100 posts and...Blast!

Max has a candy cane and might like purple.
I keep failing to write a rhyming couplet about him because...darn.

Max is a yerfdog, white not silver.
he holds a candy cane so might dislike...Liver?

Thats about as good as you'll get!

Max

01-25-2009, 11:40 PM

Megadog can't make a rhyme
He should stop wasting his time

Megadog

01-25-2009, 11:58 PM

Max's avy is yerfdog.
I think that he is not a log!

Max

01-26-2009, 04:33 AM

Megadog stays at home
He jumps up and down on a dome

Androgeos Exeunt

01-26-2009, 06:29 AM

A winner is Max
So he gets an axe

Ubernoob

01-26-2009, 02:50 PM

Androgeus Exeunt's name is so long
It takes a whole line of a song.

Ufo-Man

01-26-2009, 07:17 PM

Ubernoob is a clever man
He likes to fry fish in a pan

Androgeos Exeunt

01-27-2009, 01:10 AM

Ufo-Man is so much power
He can fire a lazer forever

Max

01-27-2009, 05:30 AM

Androgeos Exeunt is a cool guy
But he doesn't know how to fly

Androgeos Exeunt

01-27-2009, 06:43 AM

Max is in Evil Yerfdog's home
Thank goodness that's nowhere near my home

Max

01-27-2009, 08:48 AM

Androgeos Exeunt is really sweet
Bigfoot has big smelly feet

Ubernoob

01-27-2009, 04:19 PM

For Max good health would be a boon.
I hope he's feeling better soon.

Ubernoob

01-29-2009, 04:51 PM

Max says he is feeling better.
I hope his Grandma knits a sweater.

Max

02-01-2009, 06:42 AM

Ubernoob is really nice
I am not afraid of mice

Ubernoob

02-02-2009, 02:06 PM

Max may not fear mice, but they fear him.
He likes to post in threads on a whim.