vending machine 2.0

[grim3vil]

example
Me: insert insert
Next Poster:you get 404 error

anyway
Insert grim3vil

[varkarrus]

You get the grim reaper.

I insert Rotten Hoary Marmot Chunks <2>

[grim3vil]

You get x1 Extra chewy unsalted salted whale blubber

insert meme

[souperzombie]

Get fad.

I insert tissues.

[varkarrus]

You get White Supremacy

I insert Raw Adamantine.

[souperzombie]

You get Kronos being freed from Tatarus.

I insert a Deadric Tower Shield.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get static

I insert a lemon

[souperzombie]

You get a lime.

I insert Morrowind.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

You get a broken disc.

*Inserts a shoe*

[varkarrus]

*gets 2*

Inserts a Runed Broadsword with +3 to Courage

[sonicchaos1993]

*Gets the Master Sword*

*Inserts DVD+R*

[souperzombie]

You get a video of bill gates being hit over the head by a hammer.

I insert the Ebony Blade.

[varkarrus]

You get a bony blade

[Redbone]

You get imaginary

I insert a request to merge this thread with the old vending machine thread.

[varkarrus]

Granted. It's rejected. (oh wait. This isnt corruptawish!)

I insert a dwarf.

[yourter12]

An elf comes out.
I insert MAH BOI!

[Redbone]

You get bored, and the king tells you this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

I insert sig.

[varkarrus]

You get 19 days until christmas.

[Redbone]

You get another imaginary

I insert a wish.

[varkarrus]

You get a fish

I insert angry video game nerd.

[sonicchaos1993]

You get a Computer Nerd.

I insert an Atari 2600.

[kacper8000]

You get an Atari 5200

I insert Hamumu

[yourter12]

You get Yerfdog.

I insert Youtube.

[Redbone]

You get a removed link.

I insert imaginary

[sonicchaos1993]

You get reality.

I insert a palm tree.

[Redbone]

You get a pine tree.

I insert Link. (Hyperlink, or the hero of Koridai?)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Uh I think you mean Hyrule, You get zelda holding a tiny shield.

I insert santa

[grim3vil]

you get a murder hat

insert tresni

[souperzombie]

You get whatever.

I forcefully cram in King Leonidas.

[grim3vil]

you get kicked down a pit

insert ernie and bert

[Redbone]

You get Bertie and Ern.

I insert a clock.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get TyTbone.

I cram in a Lamburgini

[grim3vil]

you get a ugo :P

insert The face

[Redbone]

You get http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/redbone112/awesomeness.jpg

I insert lotsa spaghetti.

[souperzombie]

You get the enclosed instruction book.

I insert LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!! 1!1!11ONE!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get a weird servent that never talks to you.

I insert Lysurgic Acid Dithalimide.

You get Lucy, In the sky, with Diamonds (i'm gonna Rofl if someone puts that)

[Redbone]

You get Lucy, In the sky, with Diamonds

I insert SigChat

[Sillyman]

You get SigPoll.

I make the vending machine a cookie.

[souperzombie]

You forget to insert it.

I insert a mushroom.

[varkarrus]

The vending machine turns into a pizza.

I eat this thread.

[souperzombie]

No you dont.

I insert a Sega Genesis, with a Sega 32x and a Sega CD attatched.

[Redbone]

You get Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic & Knuckles.
LOCKON TECHNOLOGY!!!

I insert something

[Sillyman]

You get something else

I metainsert.

[Cheeseman778]

You acquire a Screw Attack. Somersault to damage enemies!

I insert a French Euro.

[souperzombie]

You get a french euro. It's different because it has no capitals.

I insert BONK!!!

[Redbone]

You get BOINK!!!

I insert coin.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get a candy bar, huh?

I insert the universe

[Redbone]

It is rejected.

I insert anything

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get nothing

I insert worthless slug

[grim3vil]

you get 10 million dollars and a fararigini

insert grim3vil

[Cheeseman778]

You get dysentery.

I insert a folding chair.

[souperzombie]

You get a folded chair.

I insert insert.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a REAL toothbrush.

I insert wheat penny.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get a white quarter,

I insert a furry

[souperzombie]

You get SpiderPumpkin. Predictable. :p

I insert LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get Fonzee Izzy

I insert a TI-83+

[Redbone]

You get Hexavigesimal.

I insert map-64 numeral system.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a crazed fat guy.

I insert gasoline.

[varkarrus]

The vending machine blows up.

[Sillyman]

A balloon, which you get.

I insert a pocket roach.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Marijuana? ONOS!

I insert finger

[Redbone]

You get it cut off, and receive the Robot Devil's hand.

I insert [inappropriate language removed].

[souperzombie]

No you don't.

I insert meh.

[Redbone]

You get bah

I insert uncomparable clock

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get an uncomparable clock, which it forcefully ejects into your shin.

I insert TV remote

[souperzombie]

You get CD remote.

I insert teh internet.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

the machine asplodes, a new one pops up right beside it.

I insert a dartboard.

[souperzombie]

A thousand darts shout out from the vending machine and hit you.

I insert rj;zbhy.sny, 4rtdag54 yr5 5.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a centipede from the infamous arcade game Centipede.

I insert a laser disc.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get a laser, aimed straight at your business, now give me the money XD.

I insert vending machine

[Redbone]

You get scammed.

I insert fffff

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get a flat tire.

I "insert" shurikin

[Redbone]

You get Ninja Academy.

I insert illegal

[Sillyman]

You get a notice saying that they've

I insert Mr. Imer.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Granted you get a mime, ONOS!

I insert Buy n' Large

[Redbone]

You get Sell n' Small.

I insert reality.

[souperzombie]

You get imagination.

I insert Youtube Poop.

[Redbone]

You get pinched by smoke.

i insrt guded speeling

[Sillyman]

You get bitter peelings.

I insert Mike The Fifth.

[souperzombie]

You get Bob the Fourth.

I insert BONK. (scout)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get BANG! What is this red substance coming out of my leg?

I insert Air Strike

[Cheeseman778]

You get air guitar.

I insert Garry's Mod.

[Redbone]

You get Garry's Admin.

I insert cookie.

[SpaceManiac]

You get the cookie's recipe.

I insert a quarter, in an attempt to buy a soda.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get potato chips, ARGG that only makes things worse!

I wish for Bolt to be on DVD

Edit: Oh, wrong thread again.

I insert cake

[Crabwarrior]

You get a clogged machine.

I insert e^(iπ)

[Redbone]

You get an equation.

I insert lie.

[varkarrus]

You get cake. Ok. I'm lying. No cake.

I insert Zimbabwe

[Cheeseman778]

You get Tom Arnold.

I insert liquid nitrogen.

[souperzombie]

You get frozen.

I insert frozen.

[. Yellow Wizard .]

You get heat.

I insert a beta of WoW.

[Redbone]

You get scammed.

I insert Cream Soda.

[Crabwarrior]

You get Creamed with a Soda.

I insert sin²(Θ) + cos²(Θ)

[Cheeseman778]

You get an expired Wendy's coupon.

I insert a slice of obscure Italian deli meat.

[Sillyman]

You get a slice of not so obscure Italian deli meat. Prosciutto to be precise because it's delicious.

I insert an explosive present.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a vial of spinal fluid.

I insert unidentified fabric.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

You get an invisable cloak to wear

I insert my foot.

[Redbone]

You get a cut from the metal.

I insert Insert.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a morbidly obese alien who likes to eat shock tarts.

I insert multiple gumballs.

[Kerma]

The machine eats them.

I insert Macgyver.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

A box falls ontop of you and traps you.

I insert my other foot.

[Redbone]

You get scammed.

I insert hello.

[grim3vil]

you get the beatles

inserts nachos

[.Blue Dwarf.]

The machine pours melted cheese on you then eats you. Inside you find your nachos again. Yay.

I insert both my legs.

[Redbone]

Cut, blah.

I insert this post.

[Cheeseman778]

You get my post.

I insert candy corn.

[fourwind]

you get a bag of crushed, sliced, diced, mashed, and mutilated candy corn.

I insert a multitude of things:
rubber band X3
bouncyball X1
Biscuits X2
Knives X62
Cats X more than the legal limit times 1000

[Redbone]

You get a Cat Shaped Rubber Bouncy Biscuit Knife.

I insert nothing.aka pizza.

[cyberclone42]

Granted. Nothing comes to tell you that you are about to lose your computer.

I insert Zeeky Boogy Doog

[Cheeseman778]

You get a nuclear explosion.

I insert a slice of raw thin-tip beef.

[cyberclone42]

You get gory blood.

Insert homework.

[Redbone]

You get a school.

I insert this topic.

[Julian]

You get a boot.

I insert my head.

[Redbone]

You get your body.

I insert LAMP OIL, ROPE, BOMBS!

[grim3vil]

i insert "there yours if you have enough rupees"

insert discuss

[Redbone]

You get topic in Total Mayhem.

I insert Comparable Clock.

[Cheeseman778]

You get the fictitious comedian "Theodore Spencer Brown"

I insert year-old slice of pepperoni.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

The machine dies, a new one pops up right beside it.

I insert cake.

[yourter12]

You get pie.
I insert 7 toasters. It won't corrupt, since it has 7. It's a lucky number! :D

[grim3vil]

get wrong topic *ahem corrupt a wish ahem*

insert crazay train

[yourter12]

You get churro-breathing barfing bunny.

I insert Siskel.

[Redbone]

The machine dies, a new one pops up right beside it.

I insert vending machine bomb.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a 12-pack of vending machine merchandise.

I insert sniper rifle ammunition.

[King Krazy]

You get: shot

I insert:"Scientific progress goes boink?"

P.S. see if you can figure out where that quote came from!:D

[Cheeseman778]

You get 5 clones of Calvin.

I insert a sheet of printer paper.

[King Krazy]

you get a printer

I insert Worms World party

P.S. kudos on figuring it out:D!

[SpiderPumpkin]

You get Hogs of War.

I insert Sonic's left shoe.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get knuckles' right shoe

I insert 2:08 PM

[Cheeseman778]

You get a free Arby's roast beef sandwich.

I insert Level 99 Cuddletech -> Tuck Her in GoodNight

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Machine gives CD with an Mp3 file that says, What the Happyponyland?!

I insert Jamul

[Cheeseman778]

You get regret of shoving Jamul into a vending machine, because the results are very horrifying. And then there wouldn't be anymore Hamumu games.

I insert pen nib.

[Redbone]

You get bin nep.

!NEERCSEDIW NI sdrawkcab tresni I

[legomash]

you get FORWARDS IN smallscreen?

I insert superglue

[supersilver]

you get nothing, as the door is glued closed.

I insert a CHAOS EMERALD!!!

[Redbone]

You get a Master Emerald, and Knuckles pwns you for stealing it.

I insert a wish.

[cyberclone42]

You lose a wish.

I insert SPARTAAAAAAAA!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get Solid Snake, who promptly punches you in the face,

I insert a guitar pick

[Cheeseman778]

You get the worst cup of coffee you've ever tasted.

I insert a solidified dragon blood chip.

[cyberclone42]

You get burned by an angry dragon

I insert MMMMM

[Redbone]

You get MMMMMMMMMorshu.

I insert rupees.

[yourter12]

You get Morshu.
I insert Spongebob's favorite underwear. :lol:

[Redbone]

You get scammed.

I insert GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE!

[Cheeseman778]

You get "Lah Dee Dah!"

I insert favorite pair of denim jeans.

[yourter12]

You get a sock from Socko.

I insert Hammered.

[Redbone]

You get Banhammer'd.

I insert a layer added every second.

[yourter12]

You get 20 layers each millesecond.

I insert MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORSHU...

[Redbone]

BOMBS? YOU WANT IT?
Morshu bombs the vending machine, a new one pops up right beside it.

I insert awesomeness.

[Hammer Up!]

You get Hamumu.

I instert MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMdiana Jones.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a fortune from a fortune cookie that says, "You will get satisfaction with a single quarter."

I insert a quarter.

[Redbone]

You get Hammer Up satisfaction.

I insert Bouapha Vs. Dr. Lunatic II download link in my sig.

[yourter12]

You get No!

I insert Dr. Robotnik, Lunatic and Wily.

[cyberclone42]

You get a wily Dr. Lunatic.

I insert a book

[varkarrus]

You get the entire set of Discworld novels

I insert the Grim Squeaker.

[Redbone]

Vending machine die, new one beside it blah blah

I insert numbers.

[Cheeseman778]

You get Cyrillic letters.

I insert the Bold icon for bolding text.

[yourter12]

You get italic text for italicing text.

I insert SDZ. :p

[SpaceManiac]

You get dead.

I insert a dollar.

[Redbone]

You get scammed for a quarter.

I insert a quarter of a pizza.

[yourter12]

You get a nickle of a pizza.

I insert maroon.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a can of garbanzo beans.

I insert slice of pumpernickel bread.

[yourter12]

You get a pumpkinickel breads.

I insert a hobos.

[Cheeseman778]

You get punk'd!

I insert a quarter-shaped piece of uranium-235.

[Connor S.]

you get a lesson on proper use of pluralizations.

I insert 404

EDIT: Epic ninja`d. Despite that, Ill keep this post. Next person ignore it.

[Cheeseman778]

You get a computer crash.

I insert a ludicrous fruit loop.

[yourter12]

You get toucan.

I wish I could insert.

[Redbone]

Granted, you insert a bomb, and the vending machine dies. A new one pops up right beside it.

I insert Coca Cola.

[Max]

You get sprayed with coke

I insert bouhapa

[Cheeseman778]

You get "invalid spelling."

I insert my toe.

[Redbone]

You get it cut off, a new fresh one comes out.

I insert CheeseLord.

[Redbone]

Accident double post. Please delete.

[Max]

You get melted cheese

I insert my test results

[yourter12]

You get virtual F!

I insert jalepeno cheese.

[Cheeseman778]

You get habanero cheese.

I insert polar bear.

[Redbone]

You get an extinct animal.

I insert Virtual Reality.

[yourter12]

You get AVGN.

I insert OVAH 9000!>.OVAH 9000!.

[Redbone]

You get Vegeta's Broken Scouter

I insert SMOKE

[Cheeseman778]

You get GRENADE.

I insert Oreo cookie.

[Redbone]

You get it's crumbs.

I insert myself to steal anything that is inserted.

[Max]

You get to go to jail for stealing

I insert an orange

[Cheeseman778]

You get a pummelo

I insert battery acid.

[Max]

you get citrus acid

I insert another vending machine

[Cheeseman778]

You get a composite vending machine. Insert 2 items in exchange for one!

I insert lemon peel.
I insert Bob Saget.

[yourter12]

You get a lemon for the host of AFV.

I insert Goosebumps.

[varkarrus]

You get a goose
And you get bumps.

I insert Fallout 3.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get Gears of War 2, just as good!

I insert Pi and Pie, as well as ai and aie.

[Redbone]

You get Hammer Time'd.

I insert everything except the vending machine.

[Max]

You get nothing except a vending machine

I insert hamumu's website

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get Jamul, who then teleports back to Anza and can't remember a thing.

I insert shotgun

[Redbone]

You get shot.

I insert /me command.

[Max]

you get another command

I insert a tree

[Redbone]

You go green.

I insert item inserter inserter.

[Max]

You get inserted into the vending machine and never come out

I insert birds

[yourter12]

You get bird poop.

I insert the first inserted thing in the world.

[Max]

You get the last thing that will come in the world

I insert an apple

[Redbone]

You get Adam's Apple.

I insert SONIC UNLEASHED

[Max]

You get sonic leashed

I insert leaves

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get a tree, which falls on top of you.

I insert Guitar Hero World Tour.

[Redbone]

You get scammed.

I insert scam.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get pyramid scheme.

Are we the only ones here?

I insert, um something I guess.

[Cheeseman778]

You get the Red Green show.

I insert FDR.

[cyberclone42]

You get RDF.

I insert gud spelink.

[Redbone]

You get a trophy.

I insert awesomeful.

[Max]

You get boringful

I insert HIM

[Redbone]

You get this thread. (http://www.hamumu.com/forum/showthread.php?p=226838)

I insert Bob the Builder.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Hey! anyway you get a god awful show

I insert Paramore

[Max]

You get Paraless

I insert Hmmmmmmmmms

[cyberclone42]

You get MMMMMMs.
I insert HALP

[bowserfan]

You Get HALPLESS.
I' Insert :twisted:.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get :evil:

I insert Ayez

[Redbone]

You get Zeya

I insert http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/redbone112/awesome.gif

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get ONOS!

I insert ninja'd

[Max]

You get a shuriken

I insert a knife

[bowserfan]

You Get A NOTHING.
I Insert A :!:.

[Max]

You get a:twisted: and he kills you

I insert a 8)

[Redbone]

You get XD

I insert awesomeness.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get Antiawesome

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I insert Q.

[Redbone]

You get forgetting about the edit button.

I insert double post.

[Max]

You get triple post

I insert post*10

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

oops, didn't know I DPed,

You get post*.1

I insert chakats

[varkarrus]

You get a shuriken

I insert a man, a plan, a canal. Panama.

[bowserfan]

You Get A Dead, A Minus-plan,Lanac. amanap.
I Insert A Magic Lamp.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get a dead genii

I insert cake

[Redbone]

You get a lie, and the vending machine dies, a new one pops up right beside it.

I insert all the other dead vending machines.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Rejected

I insert a chakat

[bowserfan]

You Get A Da-Kat.

I' Insert A http://hamumu.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif.

[Cheeseman778]

You lose your thumbs up and get a tulip.

I insert lavender oil.

[bowserfan]

You Get A Lio(n).

I' Insert A SDZ.

[yourter12]

You get scary soundtrack.
I insert the next thing someone inserts.

[Redbone]

In Soviet Russia, MAIL GETS YOU!

I insert Mail.

[Max]

You get spam

I insert spam

[Redbone]

You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert You get banned.

I insert cheese

[Max]

You get banned and get smelly-cheese

I insert an insertion thing

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get a needle to insert thread into.

I insert http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9053/alyikajj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Max]

You get wet

I insert water

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

That made no sense, you get lava

I insert http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9053/alyikajj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Max]

You get another furry picture

I insert insert

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get error 403

I insert pudding

[Max]

You get pie

I insert nothing

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

You get nothing.

I insert Phail

[Redbone]

You get imaginary

I insert this post.

[Max]

You get fail

I insert pass

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get future. You die.

I insert Soyez

[Max]

You get soya

I insert future(rama)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

you get simpsons,

I insert Yugioh cards.

Ugh... Too many threads... go bye bye now...

[Max]

You get Pokemon cards

I insert Duel Master cards
(I'm going bye bye)

[cyberclone42]

You get a ripoff of Yu-Gi-Oh.

I insert never gonna give you u-*wham* *erk* *FAIL*

[. Yellow Wizard .]

You get im gonna give ya *Repair* *heal* Win.
I insert the whole Universe.

[Redbone]

You get a box containing this universe.

I insert my signature.

[bowserfan]

You Get A :p

I' Insert A Code.