Do What You Want

[Reecer6]

Here, you post an action and the host rolls a dice either in the real world or online. Then the host..

bah, just look at the rules on the first post of this thread: http://nifflas.ni2.se/forum/index.php?topic=7613.0

THAT'S the rules. You're welcomed to read the rest or even become a member of the forum.

NOTE: I will not be host. someone else has to take my job. I will play!
Also, the Dead/Live/More(?) will not be on this post, it will be on every update.

[Sillyman]

I am more than willing to host, whether or not this game shall be moved to Total Mayhem (I don't think it should, it has well defined rules.) In fact, I shall start right now.

Rules as I shall be using them:
1: Epic Fail (Does pretty much the opposite of what you wanted.)
2: Fail (Simply fails to do much at all.)
3: Meh (Works, but weakly, and might not be enough.)
4: Win (Works, and fairly well too.)
5: Epic Win (Works, and goes over, remaining within intentions. If you don't like it, then you may reduce it to a win.)
6: Overshoot (Works... but it may backfire on yourself, Corrupt-a-wish style.)

You may change your action at any time until the round ends and the actions are applied.

In addition, you may attempt to stop another player's actions (with an action or an observation). If you do, your rolls shall be handled as such:

1. If both rolls are Epic Fail, neither action works and something suitably catastrophic shall occur.
2. If one roll is Epic Fail, the other roll shall be boosted one level, with no other consequence. Yes, even Fail. Then it shall be applied as an ordinary roll.
3. If both rolls are Fail, nothing happens.
4. If one roll is Fail, the other roll shall be applied as an ordinary roll.
5. If none of the above are true, whichever roll is highest shall work and the other shall fail. If the higher roll is Overshoot, then obviously this may not be a good thing for the person who made that action.
6. If it is a tie of Meh or Win, the actions shall effectively cancel out.
7. If it is a tie of Epic Win, the people who made the actions shall be allowed to attempt to compromise.
8. If it is a tie of Overshoot, an overshooting compromise shall be made by the host.

Until otherwise specified, time shall tick every day hopefully sometime around noon, Pacific Time.

Note that nothing else is defined as of yet... only your will, luck as I have stated, and your ability to cause things.

Current list of players and any significant notes:
Reecer6 (Looking for Group, may not enter reality until 3 players have joined (subject to change))
Coolguy (Looking for Group, as above)

[Coolguy]

Alright, I'll join!

[Connor S.]

Ill join, it sounds interesting, though easily broken.

[Sillyman]

Admin action: Connor S. added to player list.

Admin action: There are now three players, so the status Looking for Group has been removed from Reecer6 and Coolguy.

Admin action: I think a better idea is to have the round endings occur when all players have made actions or a time has passed. Plus however long it takes for me to notice, of course. Trying out 24h, if there's any objections I'll consider changing that value.

Round 1 start. Forced ending in 24h.

Player list:
Reecer6
Coolguy
Connor S.

[varkarrus]

I'll join. But I think there should be a way to choose your number other than through random chance.

[Sillyman]

You can (try to) change that. Also: Keep in mind that actions requiring too many steps will be truncated, subject to admin discretion.

Admin action: Varkarrus added to player list.

Player List:
Reecer6
Coolguy
Connor S.
Varkarrus

[varkarrus]

I program video games.

[Sillyman]

I'm afraid you don't have a compiler or gamemaker or text editor or computer or desk or room or house or planet or galaxy or really any matter at all quite yet. Try observing that things exist first.

[varkarrus]

I create matter.

Mainly, a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.

[Sillyman]

Fundamental forces implied in action, will be established if success. Action registered. Waiting for 3 actions.

[Reecer6]

Thanks for being host!

I observe I am reading a very good book in a library of a small town with a population of 50 people including me.

[Sillyman]

Action too complex. First step would be the creation of people, we only have generic nonsentient plants and animals.

Edit: Oh, and yourselves. But still, no people besides you.

[Reecer6]

OK, it has a pop. of 1 including me, and maybe other players. And the book is written by Aliens who strangely talk our language, and the books were actually said to be bad on their planet, so they launch the book into space, landing right outside the Library. (So the Library's books are by the door.)

[Sillyman]

So what you are doing is observing a library (and town limits) enclosing you (and everybody else)? Action registered. However you must also pull said book off the shelf as a separate action.

[Reecer6]

Awww! Oh well, It can be another action.

[Sillyman]

Time up. Applying actions.

Varkarrus: 6! You make a rather lovely planet... unfortunately the dangerous stereotypical beasts decide to chase you.

Reecer6: 5! You create the most epic library of ALL TIME. Every book in history is in there. Congratulations.

[Connor S.]

I observe the fact that the atmosphere is made up of mostly helium.

[varkarrus]

I observe a large pit with a single rope that I can easily cross due to my agility, but the monsters can't pursue.

[Sillyman]

Player List:
Reecer6
Coolguy
Connor S. (action registered)
Varkarrus (action registered)

[Coolguy]

I notice that the monsters can fly.

[SpaceManiac]

I would like to join.

I observe that I am standing next to Reecer6 in his library.

[Kerma]

ill join with no clue of what to do

[Sillyman]

Kerma: Just either do something with what has been defined to exist, or notice something new. But uh... judging by post timestamps, it's time to resolve actions.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at NOW.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in town) - "I notice that the monsters can fly."
Connor S. (in town) - "I observe the fact that the atmosphere is made up of mostly helium."
Varkarrus (pursued by beasts) - "I observe a large pit with a single rope that I can easily cross due to my agility, but the monsters can't pursue."
SpaceManiac (undefined) - "I observe that I am standing next to Reecer6 in his library."
Kerma (undefined)

[Sillyman]

Coolguy: "I notice that the monsters can fly."
Rolling... 2: Fail. The monsters in fact, cannot fly.

Connor S.: "I observe the fact that the atmosphere is made up of mostly helium."
Rolling... 3: Meh. The atmosphere does have slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere, but it isn't mostly helium.

Varkarrus: "I observe a large pit with a single rope that I can easily cross due to my agility, but the monsters can't (interpreted: shouldn't be able to) pursue."
Rolling... 6: You see the pit, but a moment too late. Sure, you could have got across it... if you had seen it earlier. Now you're stuck in a pit... the monsters seem to be getting bored though...

SpaceManiac: "I observe that I am standing next to Reecer6 in his library."
Rolling... 5: You not only are standing next to him, you are standing right in front of a comfy chair with a good book in your hands.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 10:25 PM PST, Monday, January 19, 2009.
This is in 24 hours.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.
The dangerous stereotypical beasts cannot fly.
The atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in town)
Connor S. (in town)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit)
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book)
Kerma (undefined)

[varkarrus]

I observe average starting RPG equipment (sword, shield, etc...)

[Coolguy]

I walk into the library and say ''Hi!'' to everybody. :p

[Reecer6]

I write a non-fiction book about Pottery in the Book-making section of the Library.
(Also, apparently moves/observations involving the Library = roll 5)

[Connor S.]

I notice a mega axe of invincibility in my hand.

[varkarrus]

Personally, I think that the dice rolls should vary depending on the task. For example, noticing an axe of invincibility should have a 1 in 50 chance of success, and a 10 in 50 chance of epic fail.

Also, most things should have:

1: Epic Fail
2-3: Fail
4-10: Success
11-12: Win
13: Epic Win

[Sillyman]

Varkarrus: I'll need something more concrete than that to change the rules.

Reecer6: Book making section? What book making section? (assuming creation of section as first step)

Note to everybody: I'm more likely to truncate an action if it includes both an observation and an action than if it includes two actions, although anything too complex to be done in a fairly short amount of time will be truncated too.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 10:25 PM PST, Monday, January 19, 2009.
This is in 9 hours.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.
The dangerous stereotypical beasts cannot fly.
The atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library) - Truncated action: Observe book making section.
Coolguy (in town) - "I walk into the library and say ''Hi!'' to everybody."
Connor S. (in town) - "I notice a mega axe of invincibility in my hand."
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit) - "I observe average starting RPG equipment (sword, shield, etc...)"
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book)
Kerma (undefined)

[SpaceManiac]

I greet Reccer6, sit in the chair, and begin reading.

[Julian]

I observe that I am in a space station observing the entire planet through hidden cameras placed in every building and every public area.

[Sillyman]

Julian: Player created.

Undefined player Kerma has no effect and thus ceases to exist. Resolving actions NOW.

Reecer6 - Truncated action: Observe book making section.
Rolling... 2. There is no book making section in the library.

Coolguy - "I walk into the library and say ''Hi!'' to everybody."
Rolling... 5. You greet everybody and immediately they start cheering.

Connor S. - "I notice a mega axe of invincibility in my hand."
Rolling... 3. You have a "mega" axe of "invincibility". Actually, you were ripped off by the people you bought it from and it's just a dull axe with a nearly broken handle.

Varkarrus - "I observe average starting RPG equipment (sword, shield, etc...)"
Rolling... 2. No you don't.

SpaceManiac - "I greet Reccer6, sit in the chair, and begin reading."
Rolling... 2. You stumble over your words and forget what you were doing.

Julian - "I observe that I am in a space station observing the entire planet through hidden cameras placed in every building and every public area."
Rolling... 6. Sure you are. Unfortunately, there are far too many cameras and it's almost impossible to not notice them.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 3:30 PM PST, Monday, January 21, 2009.
This is in 24 hours.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.
The dangerous stereotypical beasts cannot fly.
The atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
The library does not have a book-making section.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment)
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book)
Julian (in the space station)

Pending Actions:

[Julian]

I install one screen that you can switch between cameras on and get rid of all the others.

[Reecer6]

I observe an art studio across the street from the Library.

[Connor S.]

I observe an axe repair kit that is capable of fixing axes so that they are sharp and durable.

[Sillyman]

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 3:30 PM PST, Monday, January 21, 2009.
This is in 21 hours.
3 actions still needed for early resolve.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.
The dangerous stereotypical beasts cannot fly.
The atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
The library does not have a book-making section.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment)
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book)
Julian (in the space station)

Pending Actions:
Julian: I install one screen that you can switch between cameras on and get rid of all the others.
Reecer6: I observe an art studio across the street from the Library.
Connor S.: I observe an axe repair kit that is capable of fixing axes so that they are sharp and durable.

[Kerma]

I exist again, standing in the middle of a busy street.

[Sillyman]

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 3:30 PM PST, Monday, January 21, 2009.
This is in 14 hours.
3 actions still needed for early resolve.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.
The dangerous stereotypical beasts cannot fly.
The atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
The library does not have a book-making section.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment)
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book)
Julian (in the space station)

Pending Actions:
Julian: I install one screen that you can switch between cameras on and get rid of all the others.
Reecer6: I observe an art studio across the street from the Library.
Connor S.: I observe an axe repair kit that is capable of fixing axes so that they are sharp and durable.
Kerma: I exist again, standing in the middle of a busy street. (Player will be created when resolved)

[SpaceManiac]

I stand up, confused, and say hello to the others in the library.

[Sillyman]

You aren't sitting down.

[varkarrus]

I observe an experience bar, currently empty, but filling up at 50 xp points at the bottom of everyone's vision.

[SpaceManiac]

I stand there, confused, and greet the others.

[Sillyman]

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 3:30 PM PST, Wednesday, January 21, 2009.
This is in NOW.
1 action still needed for early resolve.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence.
The dangerous stereotypical beasts cannot fly.
The atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
The library does not have a book-making section.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment)
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book)
Julian (in the space station)

Pending Actions:
Julian: I install one screen that you can switch between cameras on and get rid of all the others.
Reecer6: I observe an art studio across the street from the Library.
Connor S.: I observe an axe repair kit that is capable of fixing axes so that they are sharp and durable.
Kerma: I exist again, standing in the middle of a busy street. (Player will be created when resolved)
Varkarrus: I observe an experience bar, currently empty, but filling up at 50 xp points at the bottom of everyone's vision.
Spacemaniac: I stand there, confused, and greet the others.

[Sillyman]

Julian: I install one screen that you can switch between cameras on and get rid of all the others.
Rolling... 6. You do this. Unfortunately, your control console becomes very complicated indeed because you have one button for each camera... and you forgot to label them.

Reecer6: I observe an art studio across the street from the Library.
Rolling... 4. It's there.

Connor S.: I observe an axe repair kit that is capable of fixing axes so that they are sharp and durable.
Rolling... 5. Not only is the axe repair kit capable of doing so, it makes it quick and easy, not needing any materials whatsoever if you give it a while to charge up. And it's within your reach!

Kerma: I exist again, standing in the middle of a busy street.
Rolling... 6. You get run over. What did you expect? Fortunately, death doesn't exist yet.

Varkarrus: I observe an experience bar, currently empty, but filling up at 50 xp points at the bottom of everyone's vision.
Rolling... 3. It's there, but tiny and hard to read. Anyway, even if this had worked, the universe still wouldn't have any idea what experience points were, so it'd be useless.

Spacemaniac: I stand there, confused, and greet the others.
Rolling... 6. You greet them, but because you had to shout so loud for your voice to reach some of the people (like Varkarrus), the library administration gives you a warning.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 3:40 PM PST, Thursday, January 22, 2009.
This is in 24 hours.
7 actions still needed for early resolve.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand unlabled view-switching buttons.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the library)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe, and carrying a perfect axe-repair kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment)
SpaceManiac (in the library, standing in front of a comfy chair with a rather lovely book, has been warned to be quiet)
Julian (in the space station)
Kerma (in a busy street being run over by several cars)

Pending Actions:

[Kerma]

I tell the cars to stop, and run to the TV station. Then, I start to see dead people. I take out my sunglasses, and fight evil propaganda aliens.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Can I still join?

Oh, didn't see the other two pages... Well can I next round?

[Sillyman]

Can I still join?

Oh, didn't see the other two pages... Well can I next round?

Sure, just do something and you'll exist.

Oh, and Kerma: That's far too long for one round, I'd have to shorten it to the first sentence. (which is what I'll do if you don't speak up).

Also, and this goes for all of you, from now on if you state too long of an action, I'll assume you want to continue it if you don't do anything in the rounds after the first part is applied.

[SpaceManiac]

I stand about idly in the library and wait for something interesting to happen.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I go to library and search for Artemis Fowl books

[Julian]

I label all the buttons.

[Reecer6]

I walk into the Art Studio, ready for painting!

[Sillyman]

Kerma- I tell the cars to stop, and run to the TV station. <action truncated>
Rolling... 2. Sadly the cars do not stop, so you cannot complete your action. Remaining steps discarded.

SpaceManiac- I stand about idly in the library and wait for something interesting to happen.
Rolling... 6. Something very interesting happens... a 16-ton weight falls on your head.

Ninja of Frozen Milk- I go to library and search for Artemis Fowl books
Rolling... 3. You find one. Just one. And I have no idea what you're talking about, so let's just say it's the first one.

Julian- I label all the buttons.
Rolling... 5. You quickly scan the cameras and label all the buttons on your console, <cut here for reduction> then realize you still have time and label all the other buttons in the world.

Reecer6- I walk into the Art Studio, ready for painting!
Rolling... 4. Yeah, you do that.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions at 6:20 PM PST, Thursday, January 23, 2009.
This is in 24 hours.
7 actions still needed for early resolve.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand labled view-switching buttons.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision.
Any buttons from now on are implicitly labeled.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in an art studio)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe, and carrying a perfect axe-repair kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment)
SpaceManiac (in the library, has been warned to be quiet, is squished)
Julian (in the space station)
Kerma (in a busy street being run over by several cars)

Pending Actions:

[Connor S.]

I use the axe repair thingy on my axe.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I look through Artemis Fowl for Fairy Secrets.

[Kerma]

I punch a hole in the atmosphere, after moving out of the car's way.

[Coolguy]

Oops, I forgot about this game... :p

I shall read a library book about pirates to learn their sekrits.

[varkarrus]

I observe that after stepping on an ant, I gain 1 xp points. I concur that this must mean that killing monsters would give more xp points.

[Reecer6]

I paint an awesome picture of a boy going into a greenhouse with his mom (The painting is painted in the exact same way the painting called 'The Ripped Hat' or whatever it's name is.) and name it 'Greenhouse Visit'.

[Julian]

I create a handheld device for watching the cameras that is voice-activated and learns your voice easily.

[SpaceManiac]

I observe the weight has wheels and push it off of myself.

[Julian]

Actions need resolving, :P

[Sillyman]

Woah, I really let this slip... alrighty hang on while I roll dice and write things.

[Sillyman]

Connor S.: I use the axe repair thingy on my axe.
Rolling... 2. You fumble and drop it and pick it up again.

NoFM: I look through Artemis Fowl for Fairy Secrets.
Rolling... 5. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Just know that you found a bunch.

Kerma: I punch a hole in the atmosphere, after moving out of the car's way.
Rolling... 5. Alrighty... you move out of the car's way so quickly you can complete the other half of your action in the same round.

Coolguy: I shall read a library book about pirates to learn their sekrits.
Rolling... 3. You read "Pirates for Dummies". You really don't gain that much information.

Varkarrus: I observe that after stepping on an ant, I gain 1 xp points. I concur that this must mean that killing monsters would give more xp points.
Rolling... 5. Not only do you step on that ant, you step on several more and gain a total of 5 xp.

Reecer6: I paint an awesome picture of a boy going into a greenhouse with his mom (The painting is painted in the exact same way the painting called 'The Ripped Hat' or whatever it's name is.) and name it 'Greenhouse Visit'.
Rolling... 1. You fail at art and get thrown out.

Julian: I create a handheld device for watching the cameras that is voice-activated and learns your voice easily.
Rolling... 6. Unfortunately it learns voices a bit too easily, making it insecure.

SpaceManiac: I observe the weight has wheels and push it off of myself.
Rolling... 2. Nope.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions no sooner than 24 hours from timestamp unless all actions recieved.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand labled view-switching buttons.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision, filling up as a result of killing monsters, capped at 50.
Any buttons from now on are implicitly labeled.
There's a hole in the sky... through which things can fly. :rolleyes:

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in town)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe, and carrying a perfect axe-repair kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment, has 5 XP)
SpaceManiac (in the library, has been warned to be quiet, is squished)
Julian (in the space station, with an insecure voice-activated handheld viewing device)
Kerma (on the curb near a busy street)
NoFM (has Artemis Fowl and knows fairy SEKRITS)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

google artemis fowl. (Command to you not me)

I go underground to search for fairies and bring back their technology

[Ufo-Man]

I join and take out my gun

[Reecer6]

I try again at my painting, ready as can be.

[Julian]

I make it learn my voice and set the 'learning mode' off.

[AtkinsSJ]

I give the topic a funny hat, and a packet of crayons.

[SpaceManiac]

I observe the weight has wheels and push it off myself.

[varkarrus]

I observe a mana bar, capped at 50 at the bottom of everyone's vision. I also observe it slowly filling up.

[Coolguy]

I look for the universe's hat (the one Atkins just made).

[Julian]

I observe the weight has wheels and push it off myself.
That's what you did last turn, not gonna work...

[Coolguy]

There's no rule against repeating actions, as far as I know... Unless noticing a no-repeats-rule is your action, Julian. :p

[Sillyman]

Which he can do, but it'll count as a contest... actually, do it. I could use a contest. I was going to say that it wouldn't make sense since an observation failed... but he could just be going blind or have been distracted or something.

[Kerma]

I see the FNORDs

[Reecer6]

(Reply to Kerma) What?

[varkarrus]

OOC: FNORD = a word from a book. In that book, the human mind subconsciously skips over that word, and causes paranoia. If you see the FNORD's, you can't get affected by it.

[Connor S.]

I repair my axe with the repair powder in my hand. :p

[Julian]

I'm sticking with my first action, no contest for me please. :D

[Reecer6]

I mean what does it stand for?

[SpaceManiac]

Just found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnord

[Sillyman]

What's this? An update?

NoFM: I go underground to search for fairies and bring back their technology.
Rolling... 6. Of course you do... but you get trapped there. Whoops.

Ufo-Man: I join and take out my gun
Rolling... 6. Ayup... but you forgot to put the safety on and hit your foot with it. Ouchies.

Reecer6: I try again at my painting, ready as can be.
Rolling... 3. You convince the guards to let you back in and paint... it doesn't turn out horrible, but it's not good either.

Julian: I make it learn my voice and set the 'learning mode' off.
Rolling... 5. You do so... but it actually sets up a telepathic link to you instead because of the epic win.

AtkinsSJ: I give the topic a funny hat, and a packet of crayons.
Rolling... 6. You do that, and then it scribbles on you.

SpaceManiac: I observe the weight has wheels and push it off myself.
Rolling... 2. Still no.

Varkarrus: I observe a mana bar, capped at 50 at the bottom of everyone's vision. I also observe it slowly filling up.
Rolling... 2. Actually, you don't.

Coolguy: I look for the universe's hat (the one Atkins just made).
Rolling... 6. Yup, you see it... and then it scribbles on you.

Kerma: I see the FNORDs
Rolling... 1. Nope fnord. Oh, and the Illuminati fnord come and take you away fnord to a top-secret prison fnord.

Connor S.: I repair my axe with the repair powder in my hand.
Rolling... 2. You fumble again. Oh, and what repair powder (if you had succeeded I would have assumed you meant the kit and the result would have been the same)

Meta Status:
Resolving actions no sooner than 24 hours from timestamp unless all actions recieved.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand labled view-switching buttons.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision, filling up as a result of killing monsters, capped at 50.
Any buttons from now on are implicitly labeled.
There's a hole in the sky... through which things can fly.
The universe is wearing a silly hat and wielding a pack of crayons.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the art studio, with a mediocre painting)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous, stuck in a tangled mess of colours)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe, and carrying a perfect axe-repair kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment, has 5 XP)
SpaceManiac (in the library, has been warned to be quiet, is squished)
Julian (in the space station, with an incredibly secure thought-activated handheld viewing device)
Kerma (in the Illuminati's top-secret fnord prison.)
NoFM (has Artemis Fowl and knows fairy SEKRITS and has found fairy tech and is trapped underground)
Ufo-Man (has a gun, is severely injured from shooting himself in the foot)
AtkinsSJ (is stuck in a tangled mess of colours)

[Connor S.]

I once again attempt to use the kit on my axe.

[varkarrus]

...

I repeat my previous action. I will not leave this pit until this game is an RPG!

[Kerma]

In a attempt to be Inkheart, I try to read Big Brother out of 1984.

[Reecer6]

I hang my picture up in the Library above the Check-out desk.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I attempt to make a peace deal with the fairies

[SpaceManiac]

I ask someone nearby to help me.

[Ufo-Man]

I scream for anyone in the game who is an actual player to help me and they must help me.

[Julian]

I observe that I can live in any extreme climate, including Space and the Center of the Earth.

[Ufo-Man]

Time to update

[Coolguy]

I form the scribbles into an army of stick-figure allies!

[Sillyman]

Connor S.: 2. Fail.
Varkarrus: 2. Fail.
Kerma: 3. Fortunately for society, although you READ OUT Big Brother, he is not in a position of power, and is, in fact, in jail.
Reecer6: 1. They catch you and throw you out for vandalism.
NoFM: 4. You find fairies and they help you out, then go back underground where they apparently live. Hmm.
SM: 1. Unfortunately your request reaches the ears of a Blah. He runs up to the weight and explodes. The slight shifting only increases your pain.
Ufo-Man: 2. Fail.
Julian: 5. If this were an ordinary success I would have had to reduce the effectiveness from what you were probably expecting... but now... you're practically invincible to everything passive, congratulations.
Coolguy: 4. Yay you have stick figures!

Meta Status:
Resolving actions no sooner than 24 hours from timestamp unless all actions recieved.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand labled view-switching buttons.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision, filling up as a result of killing monsters, capped at 50.
Any buttons from now on are implicitly labeled.
There's a hole in the sky... through which things can fly.
The universe is wearing a silly hat and wielding a pack of crayons.
Thar be fairies underneath the ground!

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the town, with a mediocre painting, accused of vandalism)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous, leading several stick figures)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe, and carrying a perfect axe-repair kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment, has 5 XP)
SpaceManiac (in the library, has been warned to be quiet, is squished)
Julian (in the space station, with an incredibly secure thought-activated handheld viewing device, can live anywhere. ANYWHERE.)
Kerma (in the Illuminati's top-secret fnord prison, with Big Brother)
NoFM (has Artemis Fowl and knows fairy SEKRITS and has found fairy tech and is on good terms with the fairies)
Ufo-Man (has a gun, is severely injured from shooting himself in the foot)
AtkinsSJ (is stuck in a tangled mess of colours)

[varkarrus]

I observe an Electric Monk that can observe stuff for me.

[Ufo-Man]

I scream for anyone in the game who is an actual player to help me and they must help me.

[Julian]

I leave the space station and go down to earth.

[Coolguy]

I notice that Julian can only survive in extreme climate.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I help spacemaniac and then heal him using my tech.

[Reecer6]

I convince the people who threw me out that the painting will make the readers feel more comfy, then try hanging my painting again.

[Julian]

I now observe that Coolguy is evil, and can't make his move. CHALLENGE!

[Coolguy]

Why would me being evil prevent me from making a move? :p

EDIT: And hey, you already made your action, too.

[Reecer6]

We need to know what happens!

[Julian]

Why would me being evil prevent me from making a move? :p

EDIT: And hey, you already made your action, too.
They're separate things.... And I changed my move!

[Kerma]

I look outside my window and notice I'm in the newspaper section of the library.

[Ufo-Man]

Update.

[Sillyman]

Yes, quite.

Varkarrus: I observe an Electric Monk that can observe stuff for me.
Rolling... 2. Fail.

Ufo-Man: I scream for anyone in the game who is an actual player to help me and they must help me.
Rolling... 6. A random person helps you shoot yourself in the foot.

Coolguy vs. Julian:
Coolguy: I notice that Julian can only survive in extreme climate.
Julian: I now observe that Coolguy is evil, and can't make his move. CHALLENGE!
Rolling... 4 vs 2. Julian fails and thus Julian can only survive in extreme climate. He thus disables his life support systems.

NoFM: I help spacemaniac and then heal him using my tech.
Rolling... 3. Okay, you try to budge the weight. It moves a bit.

Reecer6: I convince the people who threw me out that the painting will make the readers feel more comfy, then try hanging my painting again.
Rolling... 6. They think it would make them too comfortable. You decide not to hang it.

Kerma: I look outside my window and notice I'm in the newspaper section of the library.
Rolling... 1. No. Oh, and you don't have a window.

Meta Status:
Resolving actions no sooner than 24 hours from timestamp unless all actions recieved.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand labled view-switching buttons. Oh, and disabled life support systems.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision, filling up as a result of killing monsters, capped at 50.
Any buttons from now on are implicitly labeled.
There's a hole in the sky... through which things can fly.
The universe is wearing a silly hat and wielding a pack of crayons.
Thar be fairies underneath the ground!
The Illuminati's top secret prison has no windows.

Player Status:
Reecer6 (in the town, with a mediocre painting, accused of vandalism)
Coolguy (in the library, apparently famous, leading several stick figures)
Connor S. (in town, wielding a broken axe, and carrying a perfect axe-repair kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment, has 5 XP, disliked by monks)
SpaceManiac (in the library, has been warned to be quiet, is squished)
Julian (in the space station, with an incredibly secure thought-activated handheld viewing device, can live only in extreme climate.)
Kerma (in the Illuminati's top-secret fnord prison, with Big Brother)
NoFM (has Artemis Fowl and knows fairy SEKRITS and has found fairy tech and is on good terms with the fairies)
Ufo-Man (has a gun, is severely injured from shooting himself in the foot... twice)
AtkinsSJ (is stuck in a tangled mess of colours)

[Ufo-Man]

A REAL person. not a Npc. so someone has to be next to me who is acually playing.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Spacemaniac wasn't shot in the foot, Ufo-Man was, Spacemaniac was pinned under something large

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I use my Neutrino Laser (Fairy Tech) to destroy the universe's hat, and then free Atkins from the colors.

[Sillyman]

A REAL person. not a Npc. so someone has to be next to me who is acually playing.

I'm afraid I cannot do that unless you specify a person, and then it qualifies as a challenge. Free will and all.

[Ufo-Man]

I was challenging ALL. 3= 1person 4= 2-3 people 5=everyone. 6=1 person who shoots me in my other foot or something

[Coolguy]

I pick up UFO Man and mail him to Roswell.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I pick up UFO Man and mail him to Roswell.
Rofl!

[Reecer6]

I equip my painting as a-
No, I'll save that when the game get's more RPGy.

I pick up Coolguy and mail him to Awesome.

[Kerma]

I make a key appear in big brothers eye by using alchemy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist).

[Julian]

I observe a large deadly weight falling on coolguy's head.

[Sillyman]

I was challenging ALL. 3= 1person 4= 2-3 people 5=everyone. 6=1 person who shoots me in my other foot or something

A roll by that mechanic is not allowed under current rules.

[Connor S.]

I repair my axe.

[varkarrus]

I observe a full set of RPG elements, applying to everyone.

[Ufo-Man]

ok I scream for coolguy to come to my help. CHALLENGE!

[SpaceManiac]

I, unable to move under the weight, protest against varkarrus's RPG-izing of the game.

[Coolguy]

If Varkarrus' roll succeeds, I know a way to get around it. :p

Sillyman! Please update!

[Reecer6]

Yes! We need to play!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Updatez! (For lack of better french)

[Reecer6]

PLEASE!
g

[Ufo-Man]

*BONG!* time to update!

[Reecer6]

*pokes Sillyman*
next it's worse!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

*Unclicks Safety*

[Ufo-Man]

*pulls out black hole generator* Ill take everyone out if you dont wake out.

[Sillyman]

I'm sorry, I can't keep up with this... too much other stuff. /me passes host torch.

[Kerma]

Ill do it.

Please wait while I gather results.

[Ufo-Man]

Y tank yuu!

[Reecer6]

*half-safely pokes Silly out of the building*
Bye!

[Kerma]

NOFM: I use my Neutrino Laser (Fairy Tech) to destroy the universe's hat, and then free Atkins from the colors. 3. You shoot the hat, but it deflects it, but gets dented. Atkins stays where he is.

COOL: I pick up UFO Man and mail him to Roswell. 2. You run around in circles, wondering where he went.

REEC: I pick up Coolguy and mail him to Awesome. 5. You pick him up, mail him to awesome and find a 5 dollar bill on the ground.

KERM (not rigged I swear): I make a key appear in big brothers eye by using alchemy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist). 6. You make a key appear in YOUR eye instead

JULI: I observe a large deadly weight falling on coolguy's head. 2. Your Imagination is getting the better of you.

CONS: I repair my axe. 5. You repair your axe into the fabled SUPERMEGADEATHAWESOMEBETAAXEOFINFINITY.

VARK: I observe a full set of RPG elements, applying to everyone. 1. You try to, but instead hurt your brain to the point where you cant think.

SPAC: I, unable to move under the weight, protest against varkarrus's RPG-izing of the game. 6. Your constant moving around hurts you more, but everyone got the RPGing message.

World Status:
There exists a planet, with lush green forests and dangerous stereotypical beasts who cannot fly. Its atmosphere has slightly more helium than Earth's atmosphere.
There is a town somewhere on this planet, which has the best library in existence, which lacks the facilities to produce books.
There is an art studio across the street from the library.
There is a rather lovely pit with a rope to swing across it in the jungle.
There's a space station orbiting the planet with not-so-well-hidden cameras in every public area, and several thousand labled view-switching buttons. Oh, and disabled life support systems.
Everybody has a tiny XP bar in their vision, filling up as a result of killing monsters, capped at 50.
Any buttons from now on are implicitly labeled.
There's a hole in the sky... through which things can fly.
The universe is wearing a dented silly hat and wielding a pack of crayons.
Thar be fairies underneath the ground!
The Illuminati's top secret prison has no windows.
There is a mail chute.

Reecer6 (by mail chute)
Coolguy (in the mail chute)
Connor S. (in town, wielding SUPERMEGADEATHAWESOMEBETAAXEOFINFINITY with used up kit)
Varkarrus (stuck in the pit, lacking equipment, has 5 XP, disliked by monks, brain hurt)
SpaceManiac (in the library, has been warned to be quiet, is squished and hurting)
Julian (in the space station, with an incredibly secure thought-activated handheld viewing device, can live only in extreme climate.)
Kerma (in the Illuminati's top-secret fnord prison, with Big Brother and key in eye)
NoFM (By his LAZOR)
Ufo-Man (has a gun, is severely injured from shooting himself in the foot... twice)
AtkinsSJ (is stuck in a tangled mess of colours)

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I attempt to destroy the hat again with the laser and free atkins.

[Reecer6]

I observe a TV Station with a working TV next to it.

[Ufo-Man]

YOU SKIPPED ME. I screamed for coolguy to come to my help. you skipped me. I demand 2 turns this round. Scream for Coolguy to come to my help, and if successful make him fix my leg. if not successful i shoot some monsters for XP.

[Julian]

I observe that I win the game.

[Coolguy]

I crash planet Awesome into Julian, making him lose. >: D