Tell A Story

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Right. This is theoretically supposed to last forever, and all you have to do here is to continue the story from the previous poster. Continue it in any way acceptable by Hammered and Jamul, and relevant to what the previous poster has written. I shall start with the text below.

Bouapha was driving along the road one day...

[bowserfan]

When He Encountered Great Pumpkin...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...and tried to run it over...

[bowserfan]

...But The Car Exploded...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...which threw Bouapha out onto the grass, mostly uninjured, and scratched the Great Pumpkin a little.

(continue the story from this point by starting a new sentence relevant to the above)

[WackieWatty]

Bouapha looked around a for a handy device that he could use to attack the Great Pumpkin. He saw...

[bowserfan]

...HammerShop With A Lot Of Hammers...

[happystickman]

But it was closed!

[bowserfan]

Then He Went To The...

[Ufo-Man]

forest and saw a...

[bowserfan]

...Big Spider...

[Ufo-Man]

...that was holding a...

[bowserfan]

...Hammer...

[Ufo-Man]

...and was...

[Redbone]

Matilda!
Bouapha got out his Reflector Shield...
(This seems like Dr. Lunatic in a Nutshell ^.^)

[bowserfan]

...And The Shield Reflected Matilda's Death Beam...

[Ufo-Man]

...and hit an old man...

[bowserfan]

...Who Was Dr.Lunatic!:twisted:

[Redbone]

Then a pizza fell on Bouapha's head. He ate it...

[Ufo-Man]

...and he found out it was made of...

[bowserfan]

...Cheese...

[Ufo-Man]

...and something gross that was...

[bowserfan]

...Jalapeno!

[Ufo-Man]

He Ran around and ran right into...

[bowserfan]

...His Car And He Ride Back To His House. FIN

[Ufo-Man]

While he was driving he ran into...

[yourter12]

... a SDZ diguised as Bobby Khan!

[Ufo-Man]

Boupah Swerved and ran right off the road into...

[Kerma]

...Mike Hommel Who Banned him from the forums and...

[Ufo-Man]

...The end. WAIT! THERE WAS NO FORUM! There was a funeral for Mike and...

[TyTBone]

...The end. WAIT! THERE WAS NO FORUM! There was a funeral for Mike and...

all his friends [and a few of his enemies] came. :( Sol wept bitterly, and WTG pulled his hair.

But then Jamul came around and everyone was sort of satisfied with him, even though he could never truly take the place of Mike. A ...

[Max]

...Super zombie came out of nowhere and attacked.....

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...a mumble...

[Max]

....the mumble died and the super zombie went on a rampage attacking all hamumu members......

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...except for souperzombie, because he was a zombie as well...

[Hammer Up!]

...But Hammer Up! defeated him with his mighty hammers!...

[bowserfan]

...But Bowserfan Defeated Him With Cheese...

[WackieWatty]

After the many defeatings the Super Zombie had, he finally keeled over, meaning that...

[happystickman]

He soon was visted by a demon who gave him evil darkness powers!

[Kerma]

But luckily, Super Jamul...

[Redbone]

...transformed into Captain Jamul, and Super Zombie was instantly defeated, and all dead people have been revived. THANK YOU, CAPTAIN JAMUL!

[Ufo-Man]

But it was all a DREAM! You wake up and are happy. Then suddenly you realize you have a certificate to Mike's funeral!!! You...

[Megadog]

break all sorts of crazy laws of physics and so somehow resurrect jamul. then you

[Ufo-Man]

...MODDER ALERT (i forgot what it is called)

[Redbone]

(God mod?)
...the world and you now own it with Jamul.

[Ufo-Man]

You find out that was a dream! You...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...wake up...

[happystickman]

and realize that you are out of Trix! ONOZE! You...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...decided to go down to your local shopping centre and buy some more, but...

[Max]

..the shop was destroyed and there were spiders everywhere.....

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...Spitters, to be more precise...

[Max]

...and then a mama spider comes out of nowhere and attacks you....

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...but then you found, sitting very conveniently nearby...

[happystickman]

A box of Trix!

[TyTBone]

The Trix is moldy, though, so...

[Redbone]

...you wake up from a dream.
You go to the clock shop to buy some yellow clocks to compare...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...and then you saw what looked like a Stopwatch, so you picked it up.

[.Blue Dwarf.]

But it was the timer for the bomb it was hooked to...

[Redbone]

Morshu's shop.
"BOMBS? YOU WANT IT?"
You blow up...

[TyTBone]

Morshu's shop.
"BOMBS? YOU WANT IT?"
You blow up...


but Morshu survives. Both you and he land in a nearby field as debris reigns down. Interestingly, all he does is ask if you want some lamp oil. You...

[Redbone]

...take some really long rope, tie it to a bomb, and throw it far enough to land on...

[Reecer6]

A rainbow. The rainbow explodes...

[Ufo-Man]

and you immediately go to sleep. You have a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about...

[Kerma]

A rainbow. The rainbow explodes...
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm261/Kerma7/egs20080709_fjfhjftyug.png

[Redbone]

...a dream about...

[Kerma]

...a dream about...

[Ufo-Man]

...a nightmare about...

[TyTBone]

... Bob Saget.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/bobsagetroastann.jpg

[TyTBone]

[Double post!]

[Ufo-Man]

Who was having a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about...

[Reecer6]

Michael Phelps. he ate a...

[Max]

...rotten tomato and died you wake up and go the washroom but.....

[Megadog]

and now for something completely different! (Come on, this had to be somewhere) Once apon a 3:56 AM a toasted shoe decided to throw two cats off a 1 foot tall cliff with their backs tied together to see which one will land on its feet. Of course, as cats always land on their feet, ...

[Max]

...both landed on their feet but a giant dog came crashing out of nowhere and crushed the two cats....

[Redbone]

But the cat had no feet, so the cat was floating in mid air.
, and a car came crashing out of nowhere and crushed the dog...

[Max]

..and the cat survived but the dog died then all of a sudden...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...but due to a plot device called "Dumbness", is resurrected, cloned and...

[Redbone]

...went to Hamumu.com.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

And there it is, to the top-left hand corner of this page! :mrgreen:

Meanwhile, the cat...

[Redbone]

Flew to the moon.

The dog views this thread...

[Max]

and goes to the moon after the cat....

[happystickman]

soon however, the cat and dog meet and have a super special awesome kung-fu fight! The cat...

[Max]

...gets beaten and the dog throws a victory feast but then....

[Androgeos Exeunt]

...the cat scratches the dog on the nose, causing the dog to...

[TyTBone]

...the cat scratches the dog on the nose, causing the dog to...

give up and go eat some baked tofu. He...

[Max]

..chokes on it and the cat kills him. Meanwhile on the forums.....

[happystickman]

I start to spamalot.

[King Krazy]

And in a bizzare turn of events do to the word "spamalot" coming up Lance a lot shows up and killz evry body...

[Redbone]

...and Spamumu comes to the rescue!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Spamumu spams in General Blabber with the forum topic...