After you've scrubbed all the floors of Hydrule,

[Redbone]

Then we can talk about mercy!

After you've scrubbed my ship in the morning, then you can have LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

[cyberclone42]

After you've scrubbed YOUR FACE, then we can MAKE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
After you TOAST Ganon, then you can BOMB SOME DODONGOS!

[bobinator1992]

"After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you've scrubbed all of me, then you can take my boy to dinner. Then, after you've strived for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me for pieces of pizza, then after you go on a DIE-et, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away."

Later still...

"Here's the traitor again, your majesty!"

"Please, your omnipentence, have mercy!"

"Mercy?"

"Yes!"

"OHOHOHOHOHOHO"

[SpiderPumpkin]

Just reading about CD-i "Poops" makes my brain hurt and makes me want to cry for all eternity. How about we quote good videos instead? :P

"I believe in Santa Saaauuuce... Andeverythinghedoes."

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Zelda, YOUR FACE is under attack by the evil forces of LINK.

It's from THE KING!

Dear pesky Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumb-PE-Plumbers,

LINK and I have taken over DINNER.

ELELELELEL!

We gotta find LINK.

And you gotta help us!

ELELELELELELELEL...

[yourter12]

Link, you must DIE-t! Then save me four pieces of pizza. Then MAH MAH MAH MAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!

[Kerma]

Bow Down
Bow Down
Before the Power of Santa
Or be crushed
Be crushed
By
HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.a
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[Redbone]

Ohh!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh! Haha!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh!
Enough!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send Link.

Take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect me.
I'll take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect my cereal.

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send dinner.

Link: Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
No, my boy!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Link: Its easy! Lets go find Zelda!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Link: Huh?

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Link: No!!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send Link

Take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect me
I'll take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect my cereal

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send dinner.

Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon seized Koridai!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Then we can talk about--
Gwonam: There is no time! You must go!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Gwonam: Ahh!!

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Gwonam: No!!

Hmm?
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Then we can talk about mercy!
After you Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors
Both: Noo!!
Take him away!

Yes my liege!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Gwonam: It is written, "Only Link can find the TOASTERS!"
Link: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yeah!
(a small correction later)
Gwonam: It is written, "Only Zelda can find the TOASTERS!"

Or, is it the beagle?
Or, is it THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK?
Or, is it YOSHI?

[SpiderPumpkin]

Your quotes are making me cry. And to think some people actually believe those videos were Youtube Poops :(

"Sit back and relax as we take a journey through tens of thousands of broken shoelaces."

[Androgeos Exeunt]

:evil:

Gwonam: It is written, "Only Link can eat enough SWORDS to defeat Your Majesty.
King Harkinian: :shock:

Link: Great! I'll grab my SWORD!
Gwonam: There is no time! Your STUFF is enough!

Squadala, we're off...LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF, LA, WE'RE OFF!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I think something just died in me.

[TyTBone]

I think something just died in me.

I think my colon just pop out an ear. Yes! There it goes! After it!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I think my colon just pop out an ear. Yes! There it goes! After it!
Whaaaattt?

[varkarrus]

My intestine has turned into a monkey.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

TWOAH

[cyberclone42]

Ohh!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh! Haha!
Hahahaha! [x3]
Ohh!
Enough!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send Link.

Take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect me.
I'll take the triforce of courage,
The triforce of courage, [x2]
To protect my cereal.

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month,
Send dinner.

Link: Hey! Wanna fight the forces of evil in Koridai?
No, my boy!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Link: Its easy! Lets go find Zelda!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Link: Huh?

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Link: No!!

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send Link

Take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect me
I'll take the triforce of courage
The triforce of courage [x2]
To protect my cereal

My ship sails in the morning.
In the morning. [x2]
My ship sails in the morning.
If you don't hear from me in a month
Send dinner.

Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon seized Koridai!
I'm going to Gamelon.
Then we can talk about--
Gwonam: There is no time! You must go!
You save Zelda.
I'm going to Gamelon
After you scrub all the floors!
Gwonam: Ahh!!

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Gamelon
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My ship, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My Wii!

HAH

Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my lair
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in my house
Scrub Scrub Scrub
My warriors, in the morning
Scrub Scrub Scrub
Mah Boi!

Gwonam: No!!

Hmm?
Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors in Hyrule
Then we can talk about mercy!
After you Scrub Scrub Scrub
All the floors
Both: Noo!!
Take him away!

Yes my liege!

Hey, I heard that song! What's it called?

[Manga Chic]

Bow Down
Bow Down
Before the Power of Santa
Or be crushed
Be crushed
By
HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM.a
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ZIM?!?