I know the next poster personally...

[Reecer6]

This is a game in which you post in a way to show that the above statement about you is true, then incorporate what the next poster likes/dislikes/eats/ect. in your post.
Example:

Player A: I know the next poster personally, and he/she speaks in Pig Latin.

Player B: I-ay ow-knay e-thay ext-nay oster-pay ell-way; e-hay is-ay a-ay ember-may of-ay e-thay afia-may.
(Just in case you don't understand Pig Latin, it means "I know the next poster well; he is a member of the mafia.)

Player C: Hmm... Who shall I kill tonight... Oh, I know! Obviously, I have to eliminate the next poster, since he loves chocolate beans.

Player D: **** CHOCOLATE BEANS RULEZ TEH UNIVERSE! OMIGOSH SOOO YUMMY IT BURNZZZZZ!!! ITZ EVEN BETTER THAN ZE NEXT POSTER WHO ONLY LIKES COFFEE!!!1111one
ect.

Let's play now!

I know the next poster personally, and they just LOVE to dance on moving school buses!

[Julian]

I dance to the tune of the next poster being a demon from the depths of the center of the earth!

[Connor S.]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Soon the earth shall be destroyed. Until then, I will observe the next poster, whom likes to act like a monkey and not speak english.

[cyberclone42]

OOOH OOH EE AA AA MAHBOIAAA EE OOH!
(Translation: I know the next poster personally and they like MAH BOIZ!)

[Reecer6]

MAH BOIZ = AWESOME! AWESOME =/= DA NEXT POSTER WHO EATS CHAIRS FOR DINNER!!!!!
MAH BOIZ MAH BOIZ!!!!!!
g

[Julian]

Charis. Yum. The next person thinks that there's an obvious spelling mistake in this post.

[Reecer6]

Chair is not spelled Charis, it is spelled chair. And the next poster taught my spelling class so I could see that mistake.

[regeneratorizer]

Now now, class, pay attention. The next poster is Obama. Trust me, I know this person.

[Megadog]

Yes, and if you think that we can't change the world, we can! So can the next poster!

P.s.I-ay ow-knay e-thay ext-nay oster-pay ell-way; e-hay is-ay a-ay ember-may of-ay e-thay afia-may.

That would actually be 'Iay nowkay hetay extnay osterpay ellway; eyhay isay aay embermay ofay hetay afiamay.

[Julian]

I myself can't change the world very much, but the next poster will do anything for me, since I saved his life. And he's a superhero.

[Max]

*whoosh*
I'm a superhero with a cape and superpowers and what not, now I will eliminate the next poster who is the evil monster from the planet flutcorps

[bowserfan]

ROAR!!! I'am a monster...wait, not me, the next poster.

[Max]

From superhero to monster. I wonder what will happen to me next

ROARRRR! I'm an evil monster and I'll go rampaging with my good friend, the vampire. Who just happens to be the next poster

[drgamer]

I vant to suck your blood. The next poster was drained of all their blood...

[happystickman]

Nurse? When is my blood transfusion going to get here? I need to tell the next poster that they hate ice cream.

[Reecer6]

All the icecream I bought in the last week has been thrown into the dumpster, AKA the next poster's home.

[regeneratorizer]

Thirteen gallons. Thir. Teen. Gallons.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to remove thirteen gallons of melted ice cream from your carpet? Gosh, I even had to call the next poster over to help. Who just happens to be Ferris Bueller.

[happystickman]

Ok were almost done cleaning... Oh crap! The principal! HIDE ME! Ill go to the next poster house, cause they have a large fridge.

[Max]

Don't shove stuff into my extremely large fridge, its just a showpiece and its broken down, now I've got to go call the repairman who is the next poster

[Reecer6]

Yea, I will fix this fridge IF you steal a donut from the next poster.

[Sillyman]

*zzz*... *snrk*... wha? Onos, my donut, it is missing! At least it isn't missingno, unlike the next poster.

[happystickman]

*Trainer* I choose you HSM!

HSM DOES NOT EXIST, UNLIKE THE NEXT POSTER.

[Reecer6]

Of course I exist! I exist more then the next person trains penguins to have table manners!

[Julian]

Of course I train penguins to have table manners! They say stuff like "I do believe that the next poster doesn't exist, please.

[happystickman]

.....

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

MUST HAVE PIE!!!! Mmm does anyone have pie so I won't be too hungry to tell the next poster he has lotsa spaghetti

[Max]

My sphaggeti! Mine! Don't touch otherwise I'll call the sphagetti man who is the next poster

[happystickman]

Worship me! The flying spaggeti monster! My cultist's (Which the next poster is one of) Will get you!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Praise the lord! After all he is the next poster and he will not be happy if you refuse to revere him!

[Max]

Thankyou, thankyou.
But I might not have reached this position without my trustworthy general who is the next poster

[Reecer6]

I am the general, and I'm having a hard time training the next poster as they're a pacifist.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Come on.. don't pressure me.. I don't wanna fight... just talk to the dragon, who's the next poster.

[Sillyman]

Don't meddle with my business, for you (the next poster) are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[happystickman]

Its true, just talk to the Grues, they know. The next poster will know where they are.

[Julian]

Of course I know where the grues are! Me and the next poster are savage beasts that ate the grues!

[Max]

Aargh! I ate too much grues now I've got to call for he substitute who is the next poster to do my job

[Reecer6]

Yum. These grues tastes like the next poster, AKA a Pumpkin Pie.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

No! I do not taste good! I'm tired of being eaten, eat the next poster, who is a pizza.

[Sillyman]

Nooo, don't eat me! I have anchovies! And escargot!

The next poster is a giant-roach-exterminator. Who uses a Really Big Sword.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Grah! *Slash* *Splat* Ugh...

You think this job is bad? You should see the next poster, he's a septic tank cleaner.

[happystickman]

Dont even get me started. I have to call in the next poster alot, hes a haz-mat specialist.

[Reecer6]

I make those haz-mats so radioactive proof, that the stuff stays 6 feet away from the suit like the next poster stays away from books that have no pictures!

[Max]

Big words make my head hurt and pictures are funny, that's why I like the next poster cause he's a photographer

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Yes... I'm a photographer! I get paid to take pictures and sniff funny chemicals! I kinda wish I was an exterminator. Like the next poster.

[Reecer6]

I'll kill you, all you ants! Smash! Except you, little ant. Go be the next poster.

[Reecer6]

(To get this going)

I am an ant! Me and my friends like to carry in acorns into out hill. By the way, once we found an acorn with a face! It looked just like the next poster!

[Max]

Indeed that face was me, and I carved it into that acorn but not as proffesionally as the next poster, who is a famous sculptor from the middle ages

[happystickman]

Aye! Thee is correct. I am thee greatest! Thee should see thy sculptures, 1 looks like the next poster

[Reecer6]

I just went into a museum, and guess what? a sculpture looked just like me! And by the way, the museum was owned by the next poster.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Ay lads! I own that museum! I've got dozen's of famous paintings and sculptures, one of which is the weighed companion cube, whom is the next poster! Amazing, no?

[happystickman]

yes. The cake is a lie. Go tell that to the next poster. F00ls

[Sillyman]

Mmm.... delicious cake.

The next poster speaks Britannian English. From Britannia. That place in the Ultima games. You know, with Lord British.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I'm quite sorry sir. I'm afraid I've not an idea of what you are talking about sir. Although I always know what the next poster is talking about, as he is a elucationist.

[happystickman]

Whats a elucationist? The next poster should know.

[Reecer6]

It says right here an educationist is someone who teaches. Hey, that's basically a teacher, which the next person is! *whispers* Wrong word? Oh well.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Now young boy, you should certainly know how to use a dictionary. Although the next poster never needs a french dictionary. As he speaks fluent french.

[happystickman]

Vraiment, la personne suivante devrait savoir que cela dit, leur mon voisin!

[Reecer6]

Yup, I'm HSM's neighbor. But his son always throws a basketball into my yard! I really want to give it to the next poster who works at a Lost-and-Found place.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Lamp, Oil, Rope? All these are yours if you have enough RUPEES! And bombs if you consider the 7 day waiting period But the next poster doesn't have to wait, as he works in the military

[Julian]

Nope! I am a famous marine sniper! That isn't the army, but the next poster knows a way to convince anybody that the marines are the army.

[happystickman]

Yeah, I know how... BUT ITS A SECRET! I cant tell anyone! Even the next poster!

[Reecer6]

What? But I keep secrets better than everyone else! Better than the next poster who's a Spy!

[Max]

Who said I'm a spy! I'm no spy! (Darn these agencies, they keep revealing my secret), I'm going to complaint to the next person cause he's the head of the spy organization

[happystickman]

You can never keep your name a secret! Why cant you! I give you ONE STUPID ASSIGNMENT! and you fail. Great. Ok, just find out what the next poster is doing.

[thingie]

im posting what else?


who knows songs like dragonstaydenti i think?[i may have got it wrong]

[Reecer6]

dragonstaydenti? Who is this person? You've got this wrong. I'm the co-boss of the leading printer company. Also, the next person got Employee of the 6 months award last year twice in a row. He makes those printers so darn fast while making them look so darn good!

[Max]

Printers must look good!!! Don't touch them, don't touch them, I just got them cleaned yesterday by the next poster, he's a printer cleaner guy!

[bowserfan]

Yes, but I have to go to the next poster now, cause he has an old house.

[Max]

My house is not old! It just has lots of spider webs and the doors creak and the windows are broken! OK so it is old! But I can't buy a new one because I'm not rich unlike the next poster, he's a filthy rich tycoon

[happystickman]

Well yeah! Bill Gates does my tech support! I pay him minimal wage! It awesome. I got all my money investing in the next posters company.

[Max]

I was poor once too but now I own a big company! I'd be pretty happy if it weren't for the next poster demanding me paying up taxes, he works in the government you see

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Off with your wallet! The IRS requires your money to blow! The next person doesn't need to pay taxes though, he's the king!

[happystickman]

Yes. Im the king... OF TACOS! The next person is my royal taco maker, there AWESOME!

[Max]

Better go buy some more vinegar for my tacos(its the secret ingredient), I gotta go to the supermarket owned by the next poster

[Reecer6]

Yes, I own a supermarket. I just got a shipment of some Tomatoes from then next poster's farm.

[Max]

I've got to send potatoes to Africa, broccoli to little kids and where's the next poster? He's supposed to transport all this stuff!

[happystickman]

Sorry I was late, the next poster got in a accident on the expressway, took up all four lanes.

[Max]

Aah! I can't feel my legs! Get me to the next poster quick! He's a surgeon

[thingie]

yes im a surgeon i will now cut off you legs but i need to you take to the hospital to do the surgery i need my isastant who is the the next poster

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

What's an isastant? I'm not quite sure, but I am one! Perhaps the next poster. Whom is a scholor, can tell me.

[Reecer6]

He clearly just misspelled assistant. What's that? You want me to help fix the Economy with the next poster? Yay!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Well I know one thing that will NOT help the economy. TAX CUTS... Although the next poster, who is Rush Limbaugh, will disagree.

[happystickman]

Im NOT Rush Limbaugh, and I disagree! Taxs cuts will work much better then bailouts! The next poster will agree with me.

[Reecer6]

Yes, as I was the one trying to fix it in the first place. Oops! I dropped my water on the next poster's shirt AND the whiteboard!

[Max]

Not my new shirt!!! Now I have to go buy a new one from the next poster who sells cheap shirts

[NeedBrains]

Not my new shirt!!! Now I have to go buy a new one from the next poster who sells cheap shirts

So you're intersted in some "John McCain Is The President" shirts there, Max? You want one or two hundred? They're a bargain!

I have to sell them all to help support the World Wildlife Foundation to help Pandas like the next poster.

[Lilias]

Do you know that Panda's food sources are running out? Stop destroying Panda's food!

Anyway, the next poster will agree that I am weird and wacky, and will be weird and wacky along with me! *muhaha!!!*

[happystickman]

I LIKE BANBOOZLE!!!!! GRAZES CAKES! THE NRXT PERSON LIKES grumblecakes...

[Reecer6]

Yes! Grumble cakes make me grumble! It annoys the next poster, though.

[Max]

I hate when people are grumbly! I'll put a stop to your grumbling, I'm going to the next poster who owns a weapons shop that destroy grumble cakes

[Gamer99]

You want it? Come back when next poster is little..mmm..richer!

[Max]

I'm opening a new golf course and I'll be rich in no time, just have to wait for the proffesional golfers to show up, The next poster is one of them

[Lilias]

Yes! Ball in One! *claps* That makes 10 today. another 100, and I'll meet my days quota!

Ah! I feel like a drink, and I know that the next CRAZY poster also happens to be a crazy waiter!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Yes! Ball in One!!
Uh I think you meant hole in one.

AYESSSSS???! I'd be happy to take your order! Just as soon as the next poster pays off his tab he owes me. *French Laugh*

[Max]

But I don't have any money, I'll go ask my good friend who always lends me money, He's the next poster

[happystickman]

How much do you want? Hmmm... that much... Ill have to ask my landlord, the next poster, if I could pay him late.

[Julian]

No! You've payed me late every month for the past 15 years! Here's your notice of eviction, the next poster is moving in.

[Reecer6]

Ahhh. Look at this house! It's so fancy! *smashes 2 vases* It's almost as fancy as the next poster's car!

[Max]

AAH! My Lamborghini Gallardo! It's the fanciest of them all. And I only got it for 2 pence..from the next poster..weird no

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Gah!!!! What did I do?! Ugh... no more Appletinis at Midnight... Oh well the next poster will help me... He has succeded in the stocks.

[Lilias]

Here you go! Have everything you want! I have plenty to spare!

But then the next poster will inform me that I just lost all the billions I made in stocks!

[Julian]

I am sorry sir, but I have to say that while you were out making that generous donation, some robbers came, held me at gunpoint and made me give them all your money.... The next person doesn't believe that I'm Lilas's butler, somehow.

[Max]

How can you be a butler! I'll send you to the next poster, he's a psychologist He'll fix you

[Reecer6]

Hey, Julian. Why're you here? Max doesn't think you're Lilias's butler? I think I need to work with Max, not you. Hey, personal assistant who's next poster, can you send Max over?

[Megadog]

Max, get over here now! Oh, your already here. If you don't mind I'm going to worship Intah-Conti-Buhnentah-Malistical Henry with the next poster, who worships Intah-Conti-Buhnentah-Malistical Henry.

[Max]

Oh great Intah-Conti-Buhnentah-Malistical Henry, you are the greatest and I worship you, unlike the next poster who hates everything starting with Intah

[Reecer6]

I hate all words starting with Intah, also known as none. So yeah, I hate non-existence. But you should see the next poster! He hates boxes! And other cubes, too.

[Max]

NO! I don't want any sugar-cubes, give me circles! Or else the next poster will take care of you!

[Megadog]

Yes, give him a dodecahedron even! Just not a cube. Give everything you don't want to the next poster though, he can't tell us if he likes it or not as he can't communicate in any way with any one.

[Reecer6]

33'16102?1445!141542234624'24147322.53,4328/9/9.

(Translation: Why can't anyone understand me? I hate this stuff! I wish I could lend it to the next poster so they'll make a cool machine out of it. After all, they ARE an engineer/architect/scientist.)

[Max]

Yes I am the famous scientist........ Boomy Poopysocks. Hey! Don't blame me, the next poster told me to change my name! He thinks he's so funny playing jokes on everyone.

[Megadog]

Ahahahahahahahaha! Now, my latest trick...umm...oh...right, the next poster can't speak/type the letter 'E'! Ha!

[Max]

Darn it! I knw this was going to happn, Th nxt postr is a magician h will hlp m out

[Reecer6]

Abra Cadabra! Poop. I messed up. now when you say 'e', you have to say it TWICE. And that means keep is keeeep. I think you need a magic doctor, part-doctor, part-magician, who's luckily the next poster.

[happystickman]

Yees, weell, I havee the samee disordeer. Theeree is now curee. Im veery sorry. try visting the Witch doctor, down thee streeeet. Hee can heelp you. The neext person can givee you direections.

[Max]

Down the left, then to the right, then left, then right, then right, then left and when you see the next poster hitting a person on the head with a pumpkin, you know you've reached the witch doctor

[Reecer6]

The Witch Doctor (AKA next poster) asked me to do it! They said it would rid me of all my pumpkin love! It worked!

[Max]

Mwahah! A liitle frog skin, newt's eye, demon's swor and there you have it, the cure to the double e disease, better call the next poster who just happens to be my assistant to give it to the people wiht that horrible disease

[Megadog]

No, miss I...no just listen... please ju...look I've got to hang u...yes that's all very nice but...grrr...GOODBYE! Sorry, she just won't stop talking. While I get this stuff to everyone, could you try to stop her from talking. She's the next poster, ya can't miss her.

[Max]

Yeas! The guy was kickin' me and then I kicked him back and then the quarrel with the next poster over the fact that frog's are mammals and that guy was asying that they aren't ut I turned around and then....bla bla bla etc etc..goes on etc etc..yada yada..bla bla mcklarky

[Reecer6]

Frogs are amphibians, not mammals! What's next, you gonna say Pigs -like the next poster - which you say are birds - fly!

[happystickman]

What do you mean... Im flying right now! Ask the next poster, he saw me take off!

[Max]

:shock:... Did you see that!? That pig just flew off the ground!!! And its still there! Now there's somethin' you don't see every day. Better go call the next poster, he owns a fancy shmancy video camera so we can record this and put it on Youtube and make millions....or not

[Reecer6]

Awww. Too late. I rented it to the Next Poster for a week. We can still use this video camera made 1 year before that one! Hey, did I hear my Awesome Camera cracking?!?! :shock:

[Max]

Ummm, I didn't drop it! It was the next poster!

[Reecer6]

Sure. I did it. Just like I SHOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER AT THE EIFFEL TOWER and LOST AN ENTIRE LIBRARY DOWN A DRAIN. That library was owned by the next poster, and it was my sanctuary. :cry:

I HATE YOU MAX!

(Please note that the things in the above area in Capitals are sarcastic, and the one by it's self (About Max) in capitals is false.)

[Manga Chic]

Who blew up my library!?!?!?!
The next poster better help me win this case in court, he/she's mah LAWYER!!!!!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3077466

BTW totally random but still funny. AND in fibonatci's sequence! -> http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=112358

[happystickman]

AGAIN? I hate ice cream! Frozen Yogurt FTW! I should know! I INVENTED IT! Why dont you ever get it instead! Its better for you too, just ask the next poster.

[Reecer6]

Yes. Frozen Yogurt = Well, Yougurt that's frozen. And yougurt is healthier than ice cream, which by the way was invented by the next poster!

[Max]

Do not curse my invention, well I didn't invent it anyway! I stole it from the next poster and he is out seeking vengeance