Who's in charge now!

[Max]

Take this you Friend Computer
I defeated Friend Computer Yay!
Pointless spam threads are FTW
http://www.freewebs.com/nekobishoujo42/art.htm

[Gamer99]

Me no understand. Me dumb.

[Max]

me no understand either, me posted without thinking!
Me is more dumb than you is!
Me don't even know how to speaking in gooder English


But you have to admit Friend Computer is going down!!!!!

[Mr.Onion]

You are obviosly not happy. Not being happy is treasonous. Please wait for termination.

[Max]

I'm happier than you think!!! And if means I'm being treasonous so be it!
You cannot terminate me! I have already terminated your precious Friend Computer.
Now you shall serve Big Brother.............until I get tired of him and terminate him too!:twisted:

[peter]

yay!Now the system has enough memory to download dumb computer!It's only mission is to turn mr.onion in to silly putty!

[Max]

Actually its only mission is to turn all of friends computer's slaves into silly putties

[Gamer99]

O_o Me say,what is dat?!

[Max]

Ask Peter, he's the one who ordered the dumb computer that turns people into silly putties!!

[Ubernoob]

More traitors are emerging. Emerging as a traitor is treasonous. Please await proselytization by happy ponies.

[Max]

*destroys happy ponies and summons angry ponies that kill everyone*

[Ubernoob]

Data storage error 101. Angry ponies are a logical contradiction. Ponies are by definition happy.

[Max]

Who cares!!!!!

BTW If you don't give a pony food and poke it with a stick it does become angry

[peter]

dumb computer shall begin downloading carbon based life forms that are impervious to pony's,to all pony's: please wait for utter destruction

[Ubernoob]

Error 101A. User terminated.

[peter]

Error 101A. User terminated.
Error 101B.named ubernoob,illegal name,mix of two words, target must be terminated.

[Max]

Error 101C: I win!!!!

[peter]

error 101D :no friend computer suporters,friend computer shall now finish melting in to tar

[Mr.Onion]

catch () {};

There is no error. :p

[Max]

You're dead so nobody cares

[.Blue Dwarf.]

You're dead so nobody cares

He's not dead, he's just silly putty.

[peter]

catch () {};

There is no error. :p
silly putty can't speak.dumb computer,destroy him!

[Ubernoob]

You're dead so nobody cares

Error! Mr. Onion is a hero of the State.

[Max]

Error : Mr.Onion and Ubernoob are silly putty heroes!

[peter]

dumb computer will now begin to download silicon based life forms,they will terminate any friend computers folowers

[Max]

w00t^infinity! We are victorious! All thanks to Peter!

[Mr.Onion]

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

[Max]

What? What does that have to do with our war which by the way we have already won.

[Mr.Onion]

But peace is war.

[Max]

That means war is peace or you desperately need a dictionary! I'll go with the second option!

[peter]

But peace is war.
you need a dictionary.Dumb computer!get this guy a dictionary!

[TyTBone]

Peace is war? Piece [of cake] is lie! Snarf snarf snarf...

[peter]

hey,ubernoob! Silicon is finished loading!
every ones status:
Mr.onion=silly putty
ubernoob=chased by silicon
silicon based life=chasing ubernoob
carbon based life=terminated by error
friend computer=melted in to tar
error=terminating innocent people
max=winning war
dumb computer=fixing jamuls motherboard
big brother=scheduled termination
pony=destroyed by max

[Mr.Onion]

you need a dictionary.Dumb computer!get this guy a dictionary!
*hands peter a copy of The Newspeak Dictionary 10th Edition*

[Ubernoob]

The answer to this thread's rhetorical question is obvious. Friend Computer is in control, has always been in control, and will always be in control. Despite the endorsement of Eastasian simulated enemies (being an actual enemy is unauthorized and therefore impossible), Renegades Max and Peter may be quite delusional about this fact, but it remains true. Long life to Friend Computer and to the clones of loyal citizens like Citizen Onion!

[Max]

Bla Bla bla! You don't know squat, you have been defeated by Peter's Dumb Computer and my Enemy Computer, that's why you can't do anything but complain. You have lost the war and you better start moving because that silicon based lifeform is going to obliterate you if you don't BTW Friend Computer is now just an ugly piece of tar material and has been used to build a road, All citizens are free and we are victorious, so you can go ccry to your mommy!

[peter]

dumb computer will now go to hand to hand combat with friend computer

[Max]

Sorry to burst your bubble peter but computers don't have hands and anyway Friend Computer is just a piece of tar that has been used in making a road so no need to worry about anything

[Ubernoob]

... All citizens are free...

Of course all loyal citizens are free. Friend Computer grants perfect freedom to the loyal, and always has. It is the delusion and funny-looking which have their freedom curtailed, for the process of re-education and edification.

...and we are victorious, so you can go ccry to your mommy!

Your only victory is the victory of delusion. And crying to my Mommy is unnecessary. Crying itself is unnecessary for loyal citizens who are always perfectly happy. You should try loyalty some time.

"Dumb Computer" has been eaten for breakfast.

[peter]

friend computer is dead,except that fact.and computers aren't edible,so dumb computer now controls the entire universe,because I re-downloaded him after his destruction.



P.S. I'd rather worship the flying spaghetti monster than submit to your diabolical rule!

[Mr.Onion]

computers aren't edible
*stops munching on a silicon chip in disbelief*

[peter]

if someone is looking for friend computer,he is currently made in to some random road

[Ubernoob]

Friend Computer is everywhere at once, and always has been, and always will be. Friend until the end.

Disloyal citizens will be attacked by roaming chocolate care bears and happy ponies until they become smart and better looking.

[peter]

[quote=Ubernoob;246163] Friend until the end.

Disloyal citizens will be attacked by roaming chocolate care bears quote]
1.this is the end
2.yum,thanks!

[peter]

Ubernoob,we have successfully stole your protestation chambers,friend computer is having all his clones proselytized.you are all doomed to termination,Ubernoob,please scream and run around in circles

[Mr.Onion]

Friend Computer has no clones, and is indestructable.

[peter]

onion termination in 5...

[peter]

onion termination in 4(I count down one each time he posts)

[Mr.Onion]

Suddenly, a meteor crashed through the roof of Alpha Complex and peter's skull, terminating him. A slightly larger meteor destroyed the clone storage room.

[peter]

Suddenly, a meteor crashed through the roof of Alpha Complex and peter's skull, terminating him. A slightly larger meteor destroyed the clone storage room.
onion termination in 3.....

and you can't defeat me with meteorites,only one thing can hurt me!and no,I won't tell you what that is

[peter]

I'm board

2.....1.....0




ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!

I will act like your posts aren't there from now on

[Max]

Apparently peter has defeated both Ubernoob and Mr.Onion without my help! You have been promoted peter, now you are the leader of the war!! And I've been demoted to just a military leader. BTW Friend Computer is indeed a part of some random road and you guys have just run over him with your cars!:D

[Mr.Onion]

Suddenly, both of you have a fatal attack, and the rebellion is no more.

[Max]

Fatal attack? Your not the boss of me! You can't give a fatal attack just like that! Anyways *destroys the piece of road that was Friend Computer*
FC is no more, we shall now live in peace

[Mr.Onion]

You can break the laws of physics and I'm not allowed a dues ex machina? :p Besides, I CAN induce a fatal heart attack. *zaps Max with incredibly high current*

[Max]

That was just a dummy, dummy!
I'm right behind you! *zaps Mr.Onion with his specially designed laser that will kill Mr.Onion forever and he can't come back*
HOW DOEZ YOU LIEKZ THAT

[Mr.Onion]

That was also a dummy.

[Max]

So where's the real dummy?

[peter]

Max,why are you talking to hat pile of ash?

[Mr.Onion]

Because the pile of ash was a dummy in a former life and I'm entirely alive and well?

[Ubernoob]

The renegade random text generators continue their repetitive and unimaginative treason. But it avails them not. Loyalty is and always shall be the best policy.

Mr. Onion is awarded a medal by the state for conspicuous loyalty.

[Max]

The medal's dented!Ha! There's your loyalty!

[peter]

ubernoob must face facts.mr.o is dead.FC is dead.your penguins are dead.

[Max]

And we've won! So there!

[Mr.Onion]

Computer, end program. *everything bar me disappears and is replaced by a yellow grid*

/me walks out of the room.

[peter]

Computer, end program. *everything bar me disappears and is replaced by a yellow grid*

/me walks out of the room.
your a pile of ash,so no one cares

[Ubernoob]

Mr. Onion, did you take your medal with you?

The yellow grid is clearly mustard, so I have some with a hamburger. Mm good, and good for you.

[death]

404 error: logic not found. attempting to comprehend 2...

attempt failed. trying again... 2 found!


404 error: 2 is not logical. logic not found. now terminating self. please replace with pudding.

[Max]

Aah! Puddin', I'll eat it!
Give me some of those hotdog's FC slave!

[Ubernoob]

Hot dogs and pudding are only for the loyal, renegade.

[Max]

Fine I'll steal them!
*steals all hotdogs and puddin' to give them to the poor and eats the rest*

[Ubernoob]

There are none so poor as the disloyal.

[Max]

For your information......oh wait you're right! You're the disloyal(disloyal to the human species) and you're broke!

[Ubernoob]

Loyalty to Friend Computer is the only form of wealth.

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

Heresy!

[Max]

Yup! And Ubernoob is still broke, You should really get a job other than being a slave of FC(and he pays you.....squat).

[Mr.Onion]

For your information......oh wait you're right! You're the disloyal(disloyal to the human species) and you're broke!
But less is more. Crimethinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc fullwise.

[peter]

But less is more. Crimethinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc fullwise.
who's the random text generator now!

[Ubernoob]

To answer the rhetorical question in the title of this thread,

I AM IN CHARGE!

I have taken over operation of Friend Computer! Muhahahahahahahahahah!

[Max]

Cool! That means FC is no more! Awesome we win!!! Now we're free

[Ubernoob]

Wrong!!!! Now you are more enslaved than ever. Friend Computer has taken over so many aspects of your lives that you don't even know where Friend Computer ends and you and your foolish attempt at a simulated rebellion begin. In fact, Friend Computer has only been tricking you into thinking you are renegades. No rebellion from Friend Computer could be truly possible.

[Max]

Really! Then why has FC destroyed into billions of pieces of tar that can't be put back together and those pieces of tar have been sent into the sun and then destroyed. FC is no more, you must face the facts, now we have put a simulation chip in your brain that makes you think that FC is still there and you're still the general. So it is actually you who is fooled

[Mr.Onion]

Actually, you're both hallucinating. You are inside the Ministry of Truth, having been arrested for crimethink and unorthodoxy.

[death]

no, you are actually a chicken with a brain disorder so it sees an entirely different world than the one it's actually in.

[Ubernoob]

Actually, you're both hallucinating. You are inside the Ministry of Truth, having been arrested for crimethink and unorthodoxy.

I have been found disloyal?!! What are the charges?:shock:

[peter]

I have been found disloyal?!! What are the charges?:shock:
being a crazy guy

[Ubernoob]

My level of lunacy is completely within the guidelines set out by Friend Computer.

[Max]

Well you have been charged by your own leader and now you must pay the price! You have been betrayed Uber! Serves you right!

[peter]

My level of lunacy is completely within the guidelines set out by Friend Computer.
um....I'm typing on FC right now,if you don't surrender I'll destroy him

[Ubernoob]

I surrendered long ago, to Friend Computer. That is why I have this permanent goofy smile on my face.

[Max]

But now Friend Computer is no more, I forgot to tell you that I "unplugged" it (Catch mah drift), so now you have to surrender to us or face the music/consequences, (whatever floats your boat)

[Mr.Onion]

Redundant power supplies and/or components and/or distrubuted computing don't work that way?

[Max]

Not you again Onion boy! You've been dead for a long time now and thus you're post has no meaning! And I didn't mean literally unplugg the computer, it was a figure of speech which you clearly didn't get genius!

[Mr.Onion]

The euphemism? I understood it perfectly, but I don't think you understand how much harder to destroy computers can be.

[Max]

Really? Just ask Bouapha to bring his trusty hammer along and he'll annihalate that computer in no time! And who are you to judge, you're dead

[Mr.Onion]

Hammers are not sufficient to destroy orbiting satellites...

[Max]

But a nuclear missile is! BAM!

[Ninja of Frozen Milk]

I surrendered long ago, to Friend Computer. That is why I have this permanent goofy smile on my face.
WHY... SO... SERIOUS?
Heehee...

[peter]

Me make FC go boom boom!

[Ubernoob]

All the silly renegade ramblings continue, and yet Friend Computer survives despite it all. How else do you suppose you are able to use the Forum in the first place? Friend Computer controls the internet, and controls your home computers, and controls you! Face facts. And Mr. Onion and I are still very much alive and there is nothing you can do about that. Your rebellion has epically failed.

[Max]

You're hallucinating, you clearly donot see the world clearly, in reality we have won and you have lost

[Ubernoob]

Error! Logic nonexistent. Prove that you have won more than the right to cherish your own delusions.

[Max]

Did you notice, the other two threads got deleted? This has gone on for long enough and Jamul will probably delete this one too...so I'm ending this war onnce and for all.*Uses a doomsday machine to destroy everything*
THE END...and you better not post again, and if you do, I'll ask Jamul to close this thread

[Ubernoob]

Max, you need to take it easy. It's all just fun and games. I'm surprised and sad that the other two threads got deleted. I thought there was a lot of silly and funny stuff in there. But it has been degenerating lately into simple insult wars. The flavour of the orignal Paranoia Role Playing Game is silly, parody satirical humour. It isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all; how can you take seriously a world where a computer has taken complete control? It's so far away from our lives that... wait a minute... Your virulent rebellion against a fictitious tyrant was rather amusing, but if you want to end it, by all means do so. The joke lives on.

[Max]

HA! Am I mad, you just got punked. Eat cakes Ubernoob!!! *fires 10000000000000 cakes*