Funny poems

[Max]

Mary Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow
With silver bells and cockle shells
And one lousy little petunia!

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[TyTBone]

I made an airplane out of stone …
I always did like staying home.

[Max]

Thankyou for laying the carpet dad
Thankyou for showing us how!
But what's that lump in the middle dad
And why is it saying Miaow!